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# Gl'nands.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# GLANS!
GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS! GLANS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D F D D D D D D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Glans!
8===D

Think Glans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *thinks of Glans*
Does that make me gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# only if you enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Dunno
do you have a "are you gay" checklist or flowchart?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# have you ever considered eating fewer glands?
:D

this fills me with full strength glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# oops!
You seem to have pissed in my mind :P
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Shouldn't have eaten so many glands then
you big fat cunt!

Woo! I like this *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# acutely observed
splendid stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# if only there were some sort of reality show about fat people
that would make me feel better about myself... as I watch them live out their tortured lives and whine about being fat and comfotable.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# KALEIDOZKOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# * FACT

Oh and woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# what a silly hitler.
ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Totalleh!
(.com)
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# This is exactly how it happened!
I've always thought it would be a great idea to replace all of the navy's Submarine Periscopes with Kaleidoscopes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# LIES LIES LIES
all lies everything is lies and everyone is a liar!

even me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I believe you
*dons tinfoil*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# liar
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# now you've gone and confused me...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ^ This is untrue
You are a lier!

*FUCKSOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Yeah, he's lying down all over the place!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# /is a slut
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# /knows
/loves
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Hitler alway makes me laugh
I've no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *Woke up very hung over...instantly checks what bollox Jorvic posted last night*
This is how I look.... (also is two self portraits in as many days completly self obsessed?)



Got a random burn from Flowerpot today! Its from South Africa! which is a bit special.. Fireflier's is in the car at the moment, and Foldsfive is in the Hifi.. 2 have not arived..*Looks suspisiously around board*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# You have a dog's arse for a mouth
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
loon!
have a woo...
and a kiss!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I think I had her last Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Cortana esq. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Lovely.
And with big tits.

Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# O_o
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *steals monacle*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *chases*
*can't see*
*trips*
*falls*
*dislocates shoulder*

hope you're happy now!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# oh no! He's fallen an injured!
*steals wallet*

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *Kicks while down*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# What? fucking diners club??
*throws wallet back*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *uses card to jimmy open discomeats house*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# You need one of these:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# see what i mean about fidgeting, use stronger drugs.
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone else thought her eyes were too big?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# they're not now.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *Needs more Owl?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# For a second there I was thinking,
Maya from heroes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# woah there big boy
Three owls?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# O RLY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Well I fucking do now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Editors of newspapers and their over zealous use of zoom
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Fucking Hell! KILL IT!
oh what, someone* already did after the parents drugged and abondoned it while they went for their entitlement dinner?

oh well, job done :D

*(yeah.... right)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Yeah, fucking parents!
www.b3ta.com/board/8374203
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
she's been reading Anne Frank's diary.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Don't fucking start me on her!
Lazy bitch! 60 Years now and still no fucking sequel!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# there she is!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# now you have to hide and she''l look for you
run - she's already started counting
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Frightening
and topical...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# ^this
topical
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# deco lovelies

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# flappers!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# that really is such a bally odd word!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Good gods, I say! That's jolly nice!
*monocles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# This is really very lovely.
I love the simplicity, especially around the arms. Not too much, not too little.

Poifect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# they appear to be atop a mountain of tinfoil
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Standing on David Icke's head?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hahah
tinfoil is great

I remember once, during a particularly violent thunderstorm, wrapping a load of tinfoil round a broom handle, then running outside waving it in the air and shouting COME ON YOU BASTARD

my (French) neighbours were a bit perplexed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# The things you do, you're a very interesting person.
I look forward to filling you full of pints (do you drink?) and being regaled.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hah
I'm nervously dull

I drink, but not beer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Pints of whiskey then.
Whisky?

Which is Scottish? I always forget. It's the e one, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# no y
although I am a terrible Scot and I can't stand whisky - I stick to gin and vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Gin I can't drink.
Vodka I can, but only with lime and soda.

Right, Yeltsin Surprise it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hurrah
nb. my dancing is several levels of hell worse than Yeltsin's
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# FUCK YES
You and I shall be cutting some major rug then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# how unusual
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# evolution in action
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# supposed to be feathery boa type things.
doesn't come across too well, huh. :\
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# oo
now you say it, yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# :)
a shame it needed explaining. back to the drawing board
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *puts up hand*
I knew what they were. But I didn't want to say anything in case I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# that's the best kind of answer
to any question, a wrong answer

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'm wrong so very often.
I'm trying not to be. Often this means silence...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# aww
I'm wrong continually

which explains a lot

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hang on
if we're filming let me go and find Trellis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# i knew
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# You ALWAYS know.
I swear somewhere in Papua New Guinea or something, there's a little tribe of people all praying to a picture they've somehow found of a long haired man cradling a mug of tea lovingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
that is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. i'm adding that to my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# \o/ you're ever so welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# WOO!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ^ this
is sexy. Classic cars FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# de-lovely!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Soup-herb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# [Very risque!
charming girls :?)
Though I'm glad they're not my daugters.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Oh FFS ... !
AND I've got a hangover ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like it. You've got me thinking on a Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *surprise artichokes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *unannounced ugly fruit*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *calls you beforehand so you know they're coming kiwis!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *dating dates*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# yay!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# ohhh my gawd...that made me wince
:Puts on Hi Vis vest and starts unrolling this across the street.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *guards*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Guards?
Shirley you're constantly wrapped up in that tape?

You're the one the tape is guarding!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# SHUSH!
I'm undercover! *taps nose*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# The right man for the right job
;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# aahhh, the power of the police cordon
Must be for DTH, as I see no bomb dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# This took me far to long to do. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I'd do it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# And they dare to suggest that the age of romance is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# *surprise dry-bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *reaches around*
Cor, it's muggles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *enjoys*
How's it hanging? Long, loose and full of juice?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# COMEDY GNOMES!
*wayves*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# very nice
i tried this once but she kept complaining that the photocopier light was blinding her, just wouldn't stay still and kept leaving snot all over the copier glass,also took ages.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# you could have poked her eyes out with a sharp object beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# *makes note for next time
also has the added advantage of making it more tricky for the victim model to pick me out of a police line up.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Victim/model, eh?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Best of all the terms for Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
#
filterstylizefind edges?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# the model or the pic?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# first one then the other
Happy Barfday!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Yay!
happy candle day!

*holds out plate in preparation for cayke*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# happy day
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Time well spent
tha's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I don't half like your stuff...
That wallpaper from yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Cheers Matey. . .
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Narwhal says 'Ning!
Photobucket
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I would reply,
but I am afraid that I would die.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Braw!
I love the selection of canapes that he's passing round on his back! *takes four*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# awww... I wanted one of them...
*pokes DTH*

Woo for fluffy watery morning cheer as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I hope they're free . . . .
. . .


. . .


because I cannae pay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *headbutts*
'ning senor hat
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# All but the dark ones
for those are his blow hole and beady little eye!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Joliet says ning right back!
Aw!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The King of Bling...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# isambard blingdom brunel
nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Elizabeth Duke!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# haha i'm listening to the pogues at the moment and that works perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Elizabeth Duke of Cornwall?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# splendid
good morning moley old chap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hallo g!!!!
My blooming Lofty T-shirt still hasn't arrived.
What am I going to wear to the disco tonight?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i'll get the mice on to it right away
don't worry cinders you will go to the ball.

edit/ what date did they say on the order confirmation, mine generally take about 2-3 weeks to show up.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Haha
Chas you loon!

WYH
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# This makes him 23% more likeable
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ning.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# If he could afford that robot
you'd think he'd pay for a hair cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# is he squeezing out a length of cable?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# wondered what google was on...
lasertime!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# He he he heee
*gets the shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I am trying to come up with a suitable name for your Conservative-bashing garden impliment
but the Tory Trowel just doesn't cut it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# It is known by one name, and one name only.
JUSTICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# What is he singing?

EDIT: Is it "There' a hole in my Budget, dear Tony, dear Tony" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Woo!
needs more BLAAAAAAAAARRB!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARB
yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *ahem!*
my name is boris johson and i live in london. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to london. i went to london. but some kid voted me mayor. i didnt like it.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Good old Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] bdbdbdbdbdbdbd! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! bdbdbdbdbdbdbd! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
# brilliance
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *yawns*
*stretches out arms*
*sneakily places arm around shoulder*
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Ooo Errr...

* Didn't realise that teh Prof sat close to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# *places other arm around WB*
everyone needs a friend ... I could be a friend to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *Clicks "Add friend"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# The man is well suited to BLARBing...
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRB!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ha ha! its the lip wobble that makes it!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# bdbdbdbdbdbdbd!
bdbdbdbdbdbdbd!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I've never known how to spell it
until now
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# and you must forget it instantly
or SUFFER THE CONCEQUENCES --- which will be unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:44, archived)
# He really can do this
I've seen him!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# err . . .
this is filum footage not an animation . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# great! have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Santa!!!
Morning B3tans, did you sleep well alone
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
#
bum-titty, bum-titty,
bum-bum-bum.
woo-woo-wwwwwwwwwph.



(and bj's tongue looks like the tip of my penis)
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ha!
that is tidyup from stopit and tidyup.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# haha, excellent!
The gibbering, slack-jawed, plum-mouthed cretinous tagnut.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# you love him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# My dream is a room full of tories, a shovel, and no consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# That's Shakespeare, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Oo you ninja'd that...
Marlowe, shortly before being stabbed in Deptford.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *whistles*
Marlowe was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Presumably why he got stabbed?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# last night my local was full of bloody Students
not people who happen to be at university like me but Students with a capital S. Laughing, screaming and shouting whilst dressed in day glo golf clothes. urgh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# You're not near Goldsmiths are you?
I hate that kind of student...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# goldsmiths?
i'm at sheffield and there's a lot of Bloody-Good-Blokes here, the only good thing about them is that you can easily ponce drinks off them. find one who is suitably pissed in the smoking area, put your 2/3 empty glass near their feet and wait for them t kick it over, once they do draw their attention to it, hopefully their British-Sense-Of-Fair-Bloody-Play will lead them to buy a fresh one for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# This sounds vastly preferable to Goldies...
Even though I went there myself, I'll admit it's full to the brim with utter tossers who think that because mummy and daddy bought them a flat in New Cross they're bohemian arty types who are so much cooler than anyone else around because they're like, SOOOOOO into fashion and arts and all the cool music ya?

I'm turning into a QOTW answer here...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i know the type
my friend goes to Royal Holloway and she says that amongst the arty types there the worst insult you can imagine is "you're just so derivative"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha, so true...
Or

"Oh yeah, I saw that exhibition at the Tate last year as well"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# What I like doing around students
Is to stand in front of them and express incredibly right-wing opinions loudly.

"The problem with gays is ... " is a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Though surely it should start with the disclaimer:

"I'm not (insert prejudice here) BUT..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# i play this game as well
my favourite is "look, i've got no problem with foreigners, but its just jews i hate"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# There was a bunch of Rag Week tossers
on my tube home last night

Luckily I'd left my shiv at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# god... i think thats what these wankers were doing as well.
i carefully selected my local based on its old men with dogs to pool table ratio specifically to avoid these people
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# The very phrase rag week
makes me want to toss used fanny pads at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# bloody student :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# you always say that about the ones you fancy . . .
hehehe! ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# you're a wonderful mental dave
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# lovely
I like the tonsils - they're the tastyest bit of a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# he has a small mans bottom in his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# he has a small nun's bottom in his mouth


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Me likey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha!
i'm rather liking these
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# thanks!
Patrick Moore next methinks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I've trained me ape
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Oh yes oh yes oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:15, archived)
# ^ very much what the Cap'n said
Also:
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Wotcher petal.
I'm on for another few minutes until this extract facility decides to stop fucking about and just give me the spreadsheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# 'lo lully!
I'm free to spaz about as much as I want today, coz I's off sick, innit?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# You lucky boy!
Ill or 'ill'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Well I felt really ill this morning, and I still don't feel at my best, but I'm better than I was...
...I'm forcing myself to get better coz I'm off to Amsterdam tomorrow to see Keith Caputo \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Keith Caputo!
Nicely. I remember seeing LoA live a few years ago and he got upset because he was trying to do a couple of acoustic songs and plebs were screaming 'PLAY SOME FUCKING HARDCORE' over them.

To be fair, it was a shit gig. Fony and Breed 77 supporting *winces*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Oof O_o
We saw LoA in Dusseldorf last year, with Drowning Pool, Devildriver and Spoiler NYC supporting, it was one of the best gigs of my life =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I'd watch Devildriver, even if Farfara does need a punt occasionally.
Not heard of the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# It's the bass player from LoA's punk band. They were really good ashally
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Oooooh nicely.
Next gig I go to is probably the Glade festival for some electronic buggerment. Seasick Steve near the end of the year, though.

Also: I am now off. BYEEEEE mister *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Wotcha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Bonjour mon ami!
*manhugs*

Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Aye!
You an' yours?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# We're braw, ta!
I'm off work sick today, but feeling much better than a couple of hours ago, so it's all good \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# sick or on the skive?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# 'ning Blokington Squire!
'ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Oi oi Sonic!
How's tricks?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I've fixed my guitar, so tricks is damn good!
Can't wait to go to Ireland on Sunday though...

How's yerself (apart from ill)?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I agree heart-holedly
also nings
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Nings sir.
Your name reminds me of Lloyd and.... Jeff...Daniels.... in Dumn and Dumber. Singing the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# are you being taken from behind while on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Is there another way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# of being taken while on b3ta? or just of being taken?
for the former - only if he's willing to hold the laptop, for the latter, well, there's probably a few books you need to read.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
I very much think I've probably read them already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# although the only one you really need to read is "The More! 'Position Of The Fortnight' Compendium"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# heheheh lovely



chimp is not monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# duly corrected
/allows pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# That's the shit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Are you planning on producing many of these simians?
I would like to place an order.
(oh, and *click*)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# oh nuts... I need a mop - mindpissage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *places order for monkey butler*
*-cleeeeek-*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# So you have.
Have you also trained it to do "extras"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# yes.
he can also spank it. If that's what you're after
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ey oop, Waspy
WaspyI dedimacated Boris to you up there . . . seeing as you're SO keen on him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ning Dave
a suitable Boris reply is on it's way from the pit of my gall bladder...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# rubrubrubrub
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# STOP!
I think it's dry now!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Pfffffffff
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# HERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# That´s about as glassy as a cock can get.
Still good though.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Sorry,
this looped image of an ape drying a kitten has existed for ages - have you just turned it into a .gif and added a TOAP?

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wAqNN-Dic
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# your detective skills are amazing
please, elaborate
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ning!

bindun?

he is Phil jupitus-esque!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:02, archived)
#
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:05, archived)
# *spluffs*
Aaaaahhhh!
Oh, hello /board.
'Ning!
*mops*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# nings Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# who are these people?
one of them looks odd
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# bob holness and samuel pepys
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# those guys
always up for a lark
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# ooh, excellent shoppage!
ningles everyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# wooooooooooah fucking topshop!!
and frankly, that's fucking terrifying!

EDIT: *plop*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
My Jupitus was gorgeous before he lost all the weight.

Great shoppage though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# arrgh!
monring!
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Is that Chris Moyles?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Chris Brand
+ Russ Moyles
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# That's really rather fucking ace!
Here have this:
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# top shoppage
with predictably grim results
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:36, archived)
# didn't he
cut that off?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Under the psuedonym, Vincent Van Bobbitt, yes.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:38, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 8:46, archived)
# who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:02, archived)
# and where do you keep disappearing to?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Quick ning before work
NING ALL. IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:57, archived)
# hello Capn
I thought you were off?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Nah, only for the Tuesday and Wednesday.
It truly sucks. HOWEVER I have booked a week off in July, so I have something to look forward to.

Right, worky time. Bye sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Repost of Pope eye
5 second photoshop

Just thought it could apply to the current situation.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:47, archived)
# He wants to get that cancerous growth on his chin looked at
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 May 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Family guy?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:02, archived)
# nuk nuk nuk
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Is it me, or
does his necklace thing look like a pair of tits?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Cocknose!!
:O

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Well I never!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:05, archived)
# 16th May - Chip Sauce
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Yum!
'Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Have a cheeky pea:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:18, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
that's really very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:24, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Ha ha I bet it's full of MSG as well
Very nice, you are so prolific. It makes me dead jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:14, archived)
# hehheheh
far better than she deserves.

Why people buy crap like Lily Allen or Lady Sovereign when they could be listening to Dizzee Rascal or M.I.A. is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:27, archived)
# I saw Dizzee Rascal live last weekend
it was crazy. His DJ is pretty hype.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
 
He was just over here but I missed him.. on his way to some MTV Australia shindig, I think.
or should that be corroboree
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:49, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL
www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/awards_festivals/news/e3ia6e01d5af9d3596de4f9a2d336915939
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:57, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:03, archived)
# I honestly don't know how they expect to make a good movie without Busey.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:15, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKERS ACT LIKE THEY FORGOT ABOUT BUSEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!
There is some damn fucking shitty stuff at the bottom of that barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:09, archived)
# I hope they have a lawnmower scene where someone's head actually goes into the blades.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:11, archived)
# coool
(just bought brain dead on dvd. i'd forgotten just how bloody it was.)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Weedwacker could get some playtime.
Which is fun, as the electric drill showed us.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Driller_Killer
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Possibly because...
Sov's lyrics were pretty witty and MIA just spouts a load of hipster cliches?

I like em both but MIA, it has to be said, is very over rated.
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:59, archived)
# I think you've got them the wrong way around.
 
I like Wiley and Roll Deep, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:20, archived)
# I don't think much of Wiley's latest stuff
I ran out and bought it when I heard it described as "a super nintendo with subwoofers", but I was sorely disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:27, archived)
# OH, BUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:03, archived)
# I fail to get Dizzee Rascal
Shite if you ask me

But I'm old and remember real rap, not some bloke who actually sounds like a scared chicken in a blender
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:27, archived)
# BOOPS! MY MANIFESTO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1mZ7sV9bdI

I don't think you're much older than me..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:05, archived)
# incredible, lyrical and original.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZpczgUCuxg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:07, archived)
# E TU. MARANGA. KIA KAHA, RANGATIRA.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOuJVgTtZkY
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:10, archived)
# ahhhahhahahh SWEET
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vXTGP9XhsM

why I hadn't found Dean Hapeta's youtube channel before now escapes me.. the man's a fucking legend
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Have you heard Dan Le Sac and Scroobius Pip's "Fixed"?
lovely reworking of Fix up look sharp.
In fact the whole album is top work.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:59, archived)
# That is a pretty good song, yeah.
Even though I don't like songs that are about the genre of music they fall into.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:05, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? A JAZZ-POLKA SONG THAT ANNOUNCES THE VIRTUES OF MARCHING BAND SYNTH-POP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:13, archived)
# God yes
Number one - Make it so
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:03, archived)
# There goes her whole act.
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Tom Zombie
(Raising Yarr !! Pork Chops !, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Can I kill it with spanners yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:28, archived)
# YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT DOES NOT LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:30, archived)
# BUT YOU CAN CHOP IT INTO PIECES AND KEEP THE PIECES IN JARS
Then roam the country with your troupe of Magical Dancing Jars, thrilling the residents of small towns. ZOMBIES=$$$
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:34, archived)
# HERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:35, archived)
# I'LL DROP THIS HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:39, archived)
# WHO IS KEYSER SOZE?
 
still love that movie.. though the first time I saw it in a cinema I was tripping balls.
The explosions were AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Edited it to mix it with the pic you actually were mentioning.
Now to edit in reply pic to the/this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:55, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Too bad Peckinpah never got iconic enough to riff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:13, archived)
# You could have a bunch of people dying at magic hour while "knocking on heaven's door" plays
Or if you wanted shittier ways to riff off him involving Richard Geer you could watch I'm Not There.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Or just have a drunk guy beating a woman with a gun while whining about be an old cowboy
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Always a fav with the workingclass crowd, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:12, archived)
# what have you done to chump?!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:50, archived)
# SHEENBEAR.
 
DO YOU SEE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:52, archived)
# he looks more like clint eastwood to me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:37, archived)
# SHEENED!!!
BWAHAHAHA, MAD?!?! I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU FUCKING MAD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:52, archived)
# haha
Oh nose! Mad Canadians! They might...um...jump on a moose and...um...ride to the prime minister's house and...er...well, shit, he's bound to catch a cold out there without his sweater which he is too mad to bother to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:58, archived)
# j/k
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:11, archived)
# I'll mention that to the moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Nice use of Cockweasle!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:52, archived)
# This am scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:03, archived)
# XENU
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:15, archived)
# Tombie!
That's rather well done. Here, have this vintage woo yay and houpla set =)

*clicks*

*climbs under duvet and hides from Tombie*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:03, archived)
# this is pretty
pretty fucking special. ding a ling ding dong.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 May 2008, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy NOW society!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:09, archived)
# DANG WHITIES!
THEY BE PUTTIN THE EVIL IN TO EVERYTHANG!
Casual racism. LOL
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:11, archived)
# KILL WHITIE..KILL HEEM, TILL HE IS DEEEEEAD-A
Woosum on ya kandal noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:12, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr Yeeah!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:16, archived)
# ICE, ICE, BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:31, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLETIMES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:36, archived)
# ARE NOT!!!
THOSE ARE FEEEESH GLOVES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Alas, you have seen through my ruse....and I never even saw it comin'!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:13, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU!
 
that would make more sense if you'd gone with Mugabe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:13, archived)
# NOSFEGABE...
NOW YA FUCKING TELL ME!

Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I oooooooooooooooooooouuughhtaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:14, archived)
# CAMOUFLAGE!
This was an awfully big Marine.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:42, archived)
# More drunk..more remorsfulll
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:43, archived)
# art
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:52, archived)
# yes,
yes it is.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I wish you'd never come to this website
you just ruin it for everyone

I despise you with every atom of my being
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# also, happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:02, archived)
# dont be nice gil,
It doesnt suit you;)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:06, archived)
# as a birthday treat you may listen to my new song on the links board
I still fucking hate you though. I hope you die.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Fuck your song.
No doubt it is a steaming pile of shite excreted from the bowels of a fat ginger lady with puss dripping haemorrhoids and syphilis.

OK, I might have a quick look
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:17, archived)
# hey, fuck you!
she's blonde!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:37, archived)
# wouldnt be the first time I have been told that.
It was Mothers day here last weekend..
so I made sure I told the wife...
"Seeing as I always ruin everything, I will be sure to fuck today right up for you honey. I love you, happy mothers day."
It doesnt work as well when you try I found out:(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:06, archived)
# happy b3taday you loveable cunt
and i mean that. you are loveable.

and a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:06, archived)
# so the wife keeps telling me:)
thanks:)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:07, archived)
# i really just want to verbally abuse you but it's just not coming to me
i guess i'll be nice instead :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:09, archived)
# fuck off you hairy dogs cock
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:10, archived)
# you're fucking rubbish, you twatshit
and you eat your toenails, i saw you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:10, archived)
# he eats other people's toenails
he goes round the foot disease wards of his local hospital begging for them
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Cheers Gilgy.
*Picks lumps out of the keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:18, archived)
# tghis is true
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:18, archived)
# i don't need help fucking
but thanks. maybe when i'm 90?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# FUCKING HELP IS FUCKING THE FUCKING ONLY FUCKING HELP YOU FUCKING NEED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:08, archived)
# FUCKING, SHITTY HELP!
 
THE ONLY HELP YOU'RE GOING TO GET.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:16, archived)

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