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# I predict the triumphant return of jacobinism in world politics.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld

(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Too late.
It's come and gone, leaving nothing but a greasy stain on the bathroom wall.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# You'd be surprised
what ideologies of the past can achieve, when backed by the zombie of Robespierre...
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# in world what?
*watches Celebrities' Least Favourite Toothpastes, season 4*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I for one would like to see this television programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I think you're excellent at the drawing and the things with the pictures.
With the things that you're a doin'.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Altogether now... They tried to make us go to rehab, we said no no noooo

Hide the baby mice! It's hungry!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Holey Moley!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# cor blimey
new rehab fear!
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Goodness gracious me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# would
/autocomplete

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# My EYES!
That is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life, and I've seen Keith Chegwin naked!

Woo sir! *clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# it was on telly,
and it definitely did. :O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# *Googles Naked Chegwin..

*Screams and deletes history

*My eyes.. my poor eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# oh my word - what HAVE I missed on Channel 5??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Keith Chegwin's mercifully short-lived, inexplicably jungle-themed rip-off of The Crystal Maze which he presented entirely naked,
by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# nah, who cares about him
What did the CONTESTANTS look like? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# weirdly enough, i was too transfixed with horror to notice
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# think the sort of people who would want to appear naked on the tele
rather than the people who you want to appear naked on the tele.

Spaniels ears and all.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I was just searching
with my screen facing the window as a bus went past. Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# HaHa - This^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# heheh, 3.30 - let's hope it was a schoolbus
:P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# i remember that
scarred me for life, worse than the goatse
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Yeah, it was on when I was on Work Experience.
It was not a nice thing to see the night before trying to impress prospective employers. I walked around in fear for days!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I think I had her last Friday?
her them that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# That is really fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Is that from the next "Starship Troopers" film?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ewwww !
also: ow !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# this is your best work thus far
I love this and am going to show it to everyone i know.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# it's a shitty rush job
look at the syringe on Petes neck flipping out. terrible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Why is it doing that?
/genuinely interested
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I animated the neck (bones underneath the geometry)
then animated the syringes
wasn't happy with the neck motion so went back and adjusted the keyframes, but because I was rushing and not paying attention, selected the syringe as well as the neck and rotated that a bit on top of its existing motion.
So it spazzes out.
And I'm too busy to fix it, re-render and re-gifify
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ah.. interesting stuff :)
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# yeah, that's fucking shit that is
we expect better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# i hadn't noticed that
but idea-wise i absolutely adore this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Why are they in a little box?
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# they're not, it's just a dark corner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# makes his shadow bend and I wan't sure why.
Fuck meeting that down a dark ally.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# except HappyToast - that'd be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# and hamsters!
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# a springy work of horror
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# oh my god
a scary work of genius
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# holy shuddering shit bags, that is freaky!
*cliiiiick*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# talented fucker
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# *fears*
*clicks*
*fears again*

stunning!!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# bloody nora
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh spot the next FP
Damn! *claps* *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# You have surpassed yourself!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Fucking nora
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 17 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# christ on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# All the things already said
...multiplied by a very big number.

I shall never sleep again.
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# the syringe in the knee joint
makes me cringe.


excellent stuff. 11/10
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaya, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I was meant to leave at 12, fucking clients..............
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# DEM CLIENTSES
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Well if a chirpy chappy like that says something on a card
I have to do it!

waits for shopped variations
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# like this?
;) well you did ask
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Yeah but I did ean something I wasn't going to do anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Will your clients be upset
that you were not there to fuck them, at 12?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# you are obviously a shit prostitute then
ROFFLES
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] A pea for the compost
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# She looks like my Aunt like that. *shudders*
Hello /board/, I'm from /talk/, the lovely forum next door, full of lovely people.

Can you lot keep the noise down a bit please, we're trying to play chess and be lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *throws brick*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hello /talk
*proffers comfy chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *glees*
This place is so much better mannered than /talk/. It's all racism and fart jokes 'n stuff. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Fart Jokes!
Leaves
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hello!
*puts on kettle*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# *switches off kettle*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hmm.
You see, although I think it's a hamtoucher's act to repost in a new thread, I am torn between my contempt for this outrageous flaunting of the FAQ rules of b3taquette and the fact you have hideously disfigured someone I loathe.

I think I'll go with the latter.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ok, first thread *deep breath*
My third ever shop please be gentle (or at least use THE GEL.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# nice one
(it's going to be quiet here though, the newsletter just arrived)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hummus - check
shopped - check
filesize - check
actual size - check

and funny! Grand!

Woo! and welcome! great first post!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Thank you all
I feel all warm and fluffy now, I think I'll stay. Group hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# don't push it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# arf!
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha, i like this!
clickywoo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I come back from the newsletter to find this.
I therefore anticipate that the weekend shall be wonderful.

Woo to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# NEWSLETERSSS
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue328/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# YAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I both agree and disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# And I think it's the best advert for milkshake ever!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# blimey!
your early.

WOO! you off to the pub or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# meeting
I have to meet some guy about a dog
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# old compton street again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Is Britney single again then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Yay and
     W00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *yays*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Cheers potatoman
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# quaking with fear as they face the firing squad...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# pft
at least quenie has a right to have a big head
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# why?
inbreeding?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Cos She's british
And therefore better than bush

bush is just another word for Cnut
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ah yes. That well known British tribe
of Saxe-Coburg. grosse kopf fraulein. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Her ancestry is little further removed from British
than most other British people, to be fair.

although as a staunch republican, I don't know why I am being fair
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Oh
I don't mind at all. I'm danish. I just get a bit miffed with 'britishness' 'englisness' and patriotism. You'd have nothing if we Northern Europeans had not turned up and pulled you out of your stinking caves and huts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# some of us are still in stinking huts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# pfffft
shake it baby
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# "heh, heh heh, shutup beavis"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Wasn't just me then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# AAAHHHHHSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
woah - I think it's kicked in!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Why am I hearing Beavis and Butthead laughing?
'ningle moley
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hallo Ghosty!
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hey Queeniie, hows about gettin' us a box a wine?
Hehe.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# For wheelybird

Rampant cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Is it Michael Fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yay - I love Danger Mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


Click for bigger (51KB)

now back into the sewer with you!
(radja, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# did they actually release a turtles movie in 2007?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# t'was a cgi cartoon thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Haha I read that as TWUNT
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Me want honeyzzzzzzz

No wonder the dirty devil liked Rose so much...

Edit: Bugger, just thought, I should have gone for Tenn-ant shouldn't I. *kicks self*
(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Bees, please!
I never thought it possible, but he isn't very good-looking with a beard, is he?
*is disappointed*

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Bees?
Peas?
Beans?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I made a thing. It's not very funny though.

Big in white, big in black
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Post-Optimus Prime!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# More like,...Iron Man tbh
Woo! Nonetheless...
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 16 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# It's a magnificent thing all the same.
He exudes robotic dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# and has nis pance
noons awl
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# cool.
nice pants.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ANGRY HITLERTACHE FEMBOT IS ANGRY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I better not have to add this to my list of Hitlers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# paddling ya balls!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Technically
You can do infinity of those!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# A gang of Gypsys, raping a thalidomide baby with a caravan
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# not easy
raping anyone with a caravan
needs more gel
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Nice Beaver!

Noon JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# tis a hamster :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Same thing...

*Just need more gaffa tape
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Wotcha!
Anyone said Sexy Nuns lately?

*sniggers*

How about baggy T-shirt or snow-boarder?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Sexy nuns
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# baggy T-shirt or snow-boarder
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Draw a rampant cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Scarlet
piloting a rocket to the mooooooon!
[Edit: Pleasethankyou.]
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ^this
with tank girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Slipknot as babies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# the sun molesting a nun
make it so
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Draw frothing retard king Boris
naked and blubbery with David Cameron's broom hanging out his arse, pinning me down and trying to rape my dum fucking ringpiece. Although he's really excited and my skinny arse is really turning him on, his short, fat dribbly cock is far to inbred to get hard and he has to content himself by rimming me into ecstasy.

I have nauseated even myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ^ this
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Boris probably has moobs
I have taught pectorals
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *cums*
this please
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha absolutely this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# a giraffe having difficulty with a skidoo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# a DENTIST giraffe, you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# me
putting up shelves with mjolnir, there are holes peoppered into the wall and we can see the people next door.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# the people next door, they are on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# oooh,
something that mixes up SA with "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World", pleeeeaaasseee
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# a shark and an octopus
discussing nietzche
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Sally colour.
or the unsmudged version of that scarlet and kat strip.

i'm sad enough to pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Draw a kangaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# guess the art


for all you art lovers, chimp fuckers and everyone in between
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# You're supposed to make your own pictures
Not post Jolly Jacks ones and call them your own
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha
cunt
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# pffft!

YIFFS!

edit/ there's timing for you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# MOOON PEEEEEEEEEEEG
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
#


edit: Count Vanderhoff did a fucking ace, i love horses/moonpig.com, drum-and-bass mashup. *goes to find*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# It always seems to me
that some random thickie got lucky with their business idea, but still insists on using the crappy logo they scrawled on the back of an envelope one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 16 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# indeed
the moral: never let your spastic 12-year-old brother design your company logo.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hurry hurry!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I CAN'T FIND IT!
*huffs*

I did find this one:
b3ta.com/links/A_HAAAAAAAAANDBAAAAAAAAG_92_ravecore_remix

(contains horses)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Not one of mine.
I can't draw as well as that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# clearly...
also, why are there so many red x's in your profile?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Becasue you keep stealing his pictures
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I've gotta update that....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Don't be so modest
I've seen you draw pictures at least as good as that
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# That's JJ?
Isn't that a bit more detailed than his usual work?
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Guernica
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# does that look like guernica to you?
guernica is like ten feet long and painted for gods sake.


edit: and the filename cleary states it isn't
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# It actually looks like a
waste of your time and a thread but I was being polite. I'll Guess again. Guernica.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i don't undertand why i'm shunned for my poor drawing skills and lack of photoshop
it's not very nice
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Don't worry.
I'm shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Mona lisa by that dead guy?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Nat King Cole...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# didn't he have 10,000 men?
dirty bugger
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# had ten thousand men..
if he'd have had the energy he'd have had them all again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# no table
no cards
no bulldog
fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hello mrs monkey
Im's back from the pube
how be you?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i'm about to leave
i'm going out a 6 and i have to bathe, dress, do my hair, change, do my makeup, change again, find my shoes, change again and get out.
busy, busy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha...
*But the is only two of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Spang...quick scarper
It's the...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# The Blues Brothers?
best filum EVER
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# oh dear lord
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Gordy Kruger...at your service.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *Sings

There's a hole in my Budget, dear tony, dear tony...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# its funny because its true
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] OH NOES LOOK OUT OPRAH!!!11


Edit: Incidentaly, I'd advise against googling tentacle with safe search off.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# wait wait...
hold on a sec
edit : ahh shitbricks - psp crashed :(
GODDIT!

I removed 1/20th of the magnification they added to the camera lens
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 16 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *weights*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# *w8s*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hahah you win.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# wheats
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *chevrons*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *chevrons more*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *wates*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Terry Waites
In Carry On Kidnapping
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# "Oooh, Mccarthy... stop messin' abaat"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# this chevron looks like it was fitted by a bleddy indian
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Mucks up chevron
MooHahaha
plans global chevron take over

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# fixes chevron
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# did it work?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *completes chevron*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# what happened to this chevron?
you people ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Nooooooo you ruined it.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# no, it was ruined well before i got here.
look at the state of it.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Your CD better make up for this.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# boink
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# REPLY DELETER!!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# FOOD EATER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# it was incriminating.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I give up.
What am I waiting for? Haha what were you going to shop?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# i'm doing it again...
hold on
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *holds on*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# tada!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahaha that was worth the wait.
Nice clone tooling!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# copy paste of the other 1/2 of the couch
he's got big fat legs for a midget
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and some seams....

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# where? :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# don't warn the bitch!
let him eat her, then die of food poisoning. 2 for 1!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# What's wrong with Oprah?
LEAVE OPRAH ALONE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# you can tell a lot about a person from their choice of sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I see what you mean.
I'm always weary of anyone who has a white leather corner group.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# that is the worst of all sofas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I blame DFS.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I know - DFS==
Devil Felates Sofas...

true story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I belive so.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# what about
those orange/brown/cream/black striped bobbly sofas from the 70's-80's?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# they probably get midly anxious around leeks
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# What about
'biscuit' leather 2 and 3 seat recliners?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# i just don't like her.
and i don't live in a trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Yes you do.
It's got bars and it says 'come and see the famous Smash Monkey at Captain and Co Circus' on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# you call that a trailer?
that's barely a cage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You get what you're given, bitch.
*brandishes prod again*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# put it away!
my hair is burnt and i've got blisters on my blisters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You LOVE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# maybe
but my skin is getting crispy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You smell DELICIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *fears*
step away from the gravy boat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Gotcha.
I don't really mind Tom Cruise either. At least he's interesting; like celebrities should be.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Joan Crawford.
There was an interesting one. Read her daughter's book for insight.


*makes the finger pointy circly head crazy motion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Who?
Don't say google it. I want to hear from a real person.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Old time actress.
Absolutely batshit. Adopted two children and then completely abused them (not sexually) for years and years. Mainly the daughter. Made her eat raw meat, and then when she vomited kept giving her the plate of vomit and refusing to give her any other food etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# See, that's the sort of celebrity we need!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I'd rather we had no celebrites
then everything could go back to normal again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha how long ago was that?
I mean technically how far back would you have to go to not have celebrities?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# She looked as mad as she was.
i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/244/837/07/o_new_joan.jpg

Also, this photo makes me with I had an 'ology'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *shudders*
She look maniacal
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# You're not fucking wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i've never read it
but i heard she was as mad as a box of rage-infected hornets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# That really happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I know RPS is shit but I just couldn't help myself.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# "fat leotard" as a search (for an older compo, I might add)
came up with a surprising result....

Woo for the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# :O Different angle Goatse?!
Fan art?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I chose not to investigate any further
after glimpsing the thumbnail.... *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# these Scientologists
I always knew they were the spawn of the Kraken
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# It's in their pamphlet,
"So you want to be a Scientologist but aren't the spawn of the Kraken?"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hmmm
i now know what you mean, yuk
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Other left Boris
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# No no no.
It says look left in the direction of the photo. Boris is walking the other way, hence he has to look right.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 16 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# walking backwards?
fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I made him look the right way
when he was already looking the wrong way.

In my rush to make him look stupid I have made myself look stupid.

*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# He s actually looking the correct way...

EDIT: I was going to add to this but teh Master Of Turnips beat me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# haha
so what I've done here is actually taken a photo where he really is looking the wrong way and made him look the right way!

I am such a tit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Done with style though, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# haha
fool :p
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# original:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# SPAK SPAK SPAK SPAK SPAK SPAK SPAK
Nigel Spackman
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Fixed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# haha!

extra ha! for the retagging!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *Doffs Hat
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# MMNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Oh waspy, you're such a spacker
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# honestly, I feel a right dim cunt!
took me ages to swap his head around too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# You're that engrossed in your Boris fueled rage
that you're not even thinking straight any more foolio

GET A FUCKING GRIP MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# it's true!
2 weeks later AND MY FUCKING FURY HAS NOT ABATED!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *manhugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Obscure?

Click for biggerer.

Yes, probably.

Clicky here please.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Probably only one.
Depending on their DIY skillzorzomgdrugzlol.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Not obscure enough?

Now that ¬ is obsured!



EDIT: also smokin in public - Tut Tut

and Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# It's the 1960s.
If you didn't smoke in public then you weren't gay, therefore you wouldn't be cool either, so everyone smoked and had bumsex, and the world was a better place until cancer killed everyone and we died.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Ooo Errr... History...

Is you new job n the University?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Nope, it's in a big industrial shed.
I go past lots of universities on the way there though...

I'm a games designer. It's simultaneously the most interesting and dull job ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# None.
Trick question. All conceptualists are scared of electricity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# RED-X
or just me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Just you it seems.
Are you at work? Maybe my site has been blocked. comic.matazone.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# nope...
Firefox can't find the server at comic.matazone.co.uk.
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# How odd.
I'm on Firefox and it's working fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# tits broked :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Give a philosophy student a glas of limeade,
And he'll ask; "Is this a glass of limeade?",
"And if so, why is it a glass of limeade?",
And after a while, he'll die of thirst.


I love Half-Man, Half-Biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# £24.99 from argos :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Why is it limeade?
Because it's not a brick. *drinks* *wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I'd say 1/2, cos you don't need legs for lightbulb hanging
...would need some sort of podium to get high enough though...
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Has everyone missed the point of Conceptualism,
or did they just fancy making up new answers anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# the second one
I'd say :p
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Good stuff
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] David Seam-an
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Holy Shuddering fuck!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I heartily endorse this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Dear Lord Jesus
*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Fucking win!
This is my favourite yet!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# give that man a tic tac!
he's got dragon breath.
and goat horns.
and a beak.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hmm
the logo on the shirt could do with more work.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# nsfw
not safe for wank
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

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