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# the supreme banana predator
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I like that
and will endorse your experiments.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# nice
sauce of the owl pic?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# OWL SAUCE
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i usually prefer them battered
or at least, slightly bruised.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU TELL AN OWL SAUCE WITH A BLACK EYE
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# THE TIME?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# NO, YOU WOULD SAY: "OWL SAUCE OWL SAUCE, OWL SAUCE
OWL SAUCE OWL SAUCE OWL SAUCE, OWL SAUCE."
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# are you writing from inside a secure unit?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# chloe, upload the schematics to my PDA
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# lordy me
another mad scientist!
nicely done
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# He's super-Lully!
Makesh me all shleepy, night all.

and a bit big. relurks.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Braw!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# oh now THAT made me laugh
that is HORRIFYING. and i love it. hahahaha
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Now that...
is just silly ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Quite frankly...
that is disturbing :|

You win mighty WOOOS!
and a *click*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# This is optimal.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Silly Howard
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I wish him and his lot would fuck off back to where they came from.
Bloody bankers.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Hehehe, unexpected.
:D
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Run, Howard!
:)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# i'm not sure what to think :)
FUCKING HELL B3TA! SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT A T-SHIRT OFF ME! WAS IT ONE OF YOU BASTARDS?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# was it
fat bastard size?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i dunno zazzle won't tell me
i'm intrigued now though
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# hahahaha "a board moderator will make your pic a link" hahahahahahaha
we have mods? what a hoot...

:)

edit: ok you wily bastards you're here this time but where were you when the titty picture was on at midday when i was in the library?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# ^this.
it's piss poor isn't it.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# that it is
there should be far more mods on here. good decent people who spend all their time on here and care about the content being put up. *ahem*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I'm old fashioned.
There should be mods and they should be known. They should be answerable for their decisions ( but not to the point that they can be bullied over a decision )
There should be rules and not guidelines and they should be rigorously adhered to.
Cunts that give me shit should be banned before they say too much and it means I have to take a trip to London to beat the fuck out of their mouthy, studenty arse and end up with a night in jail but no less smug about it.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# oh dear who're you going to be having words with?
i do actually agree with you, i have absolutely no idea who the mods are at all. there should be a mod on at all times of the day though too many times theres been people abusing the board of late.

and less of using "studenty" as a swear word. we're not all bad y'know? :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I know students well.
I was one. Thankfully when I was studying for my degree I had been to war in three different theatres and so had a bit of life under my belt.
Unfortunately for students they have reputation which is only perpetuated by their behaviour as a group and it makes it difficult to make a judgement on individuals.
You noodle eating, snake-bite drinking, unwashed twat ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I DON'T EAT NOODLES!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# i eat noodles
but i also make lasagna
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *boke*
I've been eating left over lasangne for months. My mum must have made a ton of it and to be honest I've gotten a bit sick of it.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Bah! You mum must just make rubbish lasagna.
Also you can extend the potential variety lifespan by frying it up instead of just heating it, although to be honest you should always fry it up because it just tastes nicer.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# It's not rubbish but when it's mircowave reheated
and for so long it gets wearing.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I eat noodles
more than 4 times a week. I should not have said that. ( I should have said pot noodle ).
My chilli chicken and sweetcorn noodle soup is to die for.

( it's just an old joke in the UK that students live on pot noodles because all their grant is spent on beer, it's not far off the mark ).
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# i have no idea what you mean...
*hides the bag of korean 13p a pack noodles (which taste a damn sight better than any other noodles i've had by a long shot) under the desk*

pot noodles are just plain wrong
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# doll noodles
I think they might pay you to take them but if you have some ham or bacon, onions, soy sauce ( dark, NOT low salt ) Worcestershire sauce salt and black peppercorns then you have soup fit for a king.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# you've just described what i had for dinner :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# haha.
you fell into my student spotting trap!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# damn
is there an i-spy book of students?
to be fair for lunch i made mashed potato, julien carrots with lemon chicken
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# macaroni...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# shit me... motherfucker just accused me of drinking snakebite
somebody hold my coat...

you ex army then?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Either that or he had a habit of geting a bit fighty during amateur dramatic productions.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# well that's how i've been reading it.
i'm only assuming army because our pasanonic doesn't seem the type to fight mercutio over lime limelight hogging...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# he would have been mercutio
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# As long as he gets to wear tights.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# *holds coat*
*prepares strecher*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# fetch two
i'm coming back in pieces
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Yes I'm ex army
Ssgt gunnery commander 32 Minden RA.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# artillery,eh?
me pa's ex RN, Chief Petty Officer Sellick. i've always had a fear that somehow or other i'm going to end up in the forces with no idea how the hell i got there.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# All my family
have been RN for generations. I joined too as weapons engineering artificer but an unfortunate incident in training led to me leaving. I joined the army later out of a need to get my own back.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# yeah i think the family is 4th generation RN or something like that
i don't think my fears of ever ending up in the forces have any foundation as i don't even like to be asked to empty the bins let alone obey orders
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Please join the Navy
please. It will make the best man of you that you could ever become.
You don't have to stay long, 5 years will change your life.

Only join the army if you want to end up fucked up.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# yeah no power on earth would land me in the army.
i'm too... sensitive :)

my main motivation to join (if i ever do) would be to prove my point that national service should be reintroduced.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# You have no idea how much that makes me want to hurt you...
And I can't really be bothered to type out an arguement as to why bringing back national service would be a pointless and hollow gesture, but I will still pose this question.

Presumably women would have to do it too?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# of course they bloody should
national service shouldn't be just military, in germany you can join one of the emergency services instead. sounds bloody tip top to me
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# In Italy you have the choice of joining the police to my memory, or the Carabinieri I should say.
Call me old fashioned, but somehow the idea of having a vocational tax on my very existence just doesn't gel that well with me.
Especially when it's such an unnecessary one such as National Service where Britain already has a nuclear deterrent based military and doesn't have any actual justified need for the extra personnelle.

Much like the government forcing people to stay on into higher education. Whether or not a standardised system of education is a good thing, forcing people to conform to arbitary principles or ideals is just bunk. Just because something is state ordained or cemented in tradition doesn't make it right, good or even effective, and I think a paternalistic approach to try to curb behaviour is a step back for a permissive society.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# its not about extra personel or in any way bulking the army
such a thing would be absurd. my reasoning for reintroducing national service is that people need discipline. as much as it hurts me to say it, we do. i'm the last person who wants to join any national force but i would be willing to give up my own priveleges for one year in the name of social cohesion and curbing the thuggish, nihilistic trend in the country.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# This isn't just about giving up my own privedges, this is about not omitting to a system which gives out doctrinal values like they are sweets.
No system of education, no view on war or the military, no form of government can ever be correct; they can rarely even balance all the wants and woes of the people, and even then when they do the sheer selfish nature of people makes them refute equality because it means they have to pay more taxes or give money to some social strata they dislike.
Introducing false certainties and subjective values to give people discipline and also a sense of belonging is not a solution, the reason people have now begun reacting and acting like this is the state of knowledge and the world itself. While years ago you could happily ebb by with whatever certainties of patriotism, religion or citizenship you had been fed, now people are in a position that they know those old certainties are not objective and that nothing is really true. And so they feel lost.

This however is not a reason to reintroduce more false certainties just to reassure people and give them something to hold onto, this is a time to seriously think about the world and the interactions between so many people's different views and actions and try to work out if there really is any way to weigh things up. If there is any such thing as a good or better result to aim for, and more importantly if it is attainable. And at least without subjective rights and wrongs government would be able to go on no longer convinced that it was doing the right thing, regardless of the subtlties of the effect.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# this seems very idealistic.
there is no better world for us all to strive for, thats the main lesson of history surely? people need false constructs and lies, like the lie of the state or of society. we have to have these fictions so the world is not so scary. people should believe in those lies so the system works. unless you think that we can live in an anarchist utopia with flowers in our hair. the system has to work so as many people as possible can survive one day to the next.

sorry this is taking so long to write with so little substance but i'm trying to write an essay on hebrew food laws

the reason why the west is suffering so badly from internal strife is because nihilism has struck us all so horribly. everyone is disaffected and depressed, thats why we are stagnating, no one cares about anything any more. at least when we believed the lies of god and country we achieved things. i think i'd be less likely to waste entire days sitting in front of a computer or the TV if i felt my life had any purpose
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:04, archived)
# The false constructs are the ones which are telling us that there is a better world to strive for, and to follow it. So I don't see how you can claim that I am being both nihilistic and idealistic at the same time.
What tells us that people need false constructs? Experience? Maybe, but then has anyone ever made a concerted effort to actually think about the possibility of a government or state founded on no principles or rather the principles that they will try to think about how they actually effect the world and whether it's positive or negative. Even then are you saying that the status of human civilisation and thought will never adapt or evolve, that we are mentally exactly the same as we were back when we were hunting and living in caves. I can see that humans don't like the idea of a lack of meaning and that they have to cling to false hopes, but I also see that humans see the need to have land wars over resources that technically don't belong to anyone; just because it's inevitable due to how humans act, doesn't mean it's necessary or a given that should not be thought or developed around.

I don't think people really are as disaffected as you make out, not from my eyes anyway. I constantly see people believing in their own certainties, their own ways of elevating themselves and justifying their lives. Whether it's the religious, the life's a bitch and then you die brigade, even the various alternative lifestyle types. They all believe their own hype and mould their own fantastical beliefs to insane levels where they will argue and fight over their whimsy quite easily.

Whether there's any more of a problem with disillusionment and violent abandoned men is hard to tell either, it's a sheer function of the media now that if anything happens that will set someone off then it will be in the papers/news. 30 or 40 years ago there may well have been a vast world out there that people could have got annoyed at if they only knew it existed. And I really need to go to bed now.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:28, archived)
# sleep well
i'll gaz you a response to this tomorrow. i really need to finish this essay.
night man
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:36, archived)
# I believe that the mods are the ones that propose challenges and qotw
so you can find out, rob, fraser, cthonic (sp), scaryduck that way. I've been told mystery bob and pep are also mod.

There is no mod ever around on the gayshift and there needs to be, just look who posts at that time.

I'm not sure that rigorous rules are the way to go accept maybe with spam and nsfw images. Filesize should be flexible but not excessive. Content: anything goes so long as it fits the previous rules. As soon as that starts being regulated b3ta will die.

Someone proposed a *link this* button that automatically linked naughty posts after a few people voted. Also there should be a report system
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i like the link this button ashally
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# do you remember who suggested it? it was on /board a couple of days ago
I don't think it ever got posted as a feature request.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# no idea i've been too ill to b3ta this weekend
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# the names you mention
are the established and esteemed b3tans who have brought b3ta to us and of course they have mod privileges. There are others. There most definitely needs to be a mod on at gay shift but he does not need to be an antipodean because your clique is out of hand already.
There should be rules. I fucking love rules. I was admin at one of the nets busiest game forums for the game publishers for 5 years. I was hated and loved. When I left I had countless mails for up to 3 years later telling me that I might have been 'firm but fair' and things went downhill afterwards. I didn't give a fuck, they refused to pay me so I fucked off.
B3ta is mostly self regulating but the cliques frighten the hell out of some people so they need to be moderated themselves.
Don't worry about rules, regulation won't kill b3ta. more and more idiots thinking this is 4chan will kill b3ta.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# New rule #1: No Panasonic
*bans*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# See, now you are getting the hang of it.
I might be outspoken Bob and I might be a twat at times but when you strip the comedy and intended foolishness from my posts ) ok, don't say it ) . I do talk a bit of sense.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# All that introducing a bunch of strict rules would do
would validate the board nazis and alienate new people who have not read and memorised twenty pages of instructions before they post.

What everyone has to remember, is that it's only a messageboard on the internet. It's really not all that important.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I know.
And I'm nor so much of a nazi that I endorse anything that frightens people away. I'm just old fashioned and military brainwashed so I feel that rules are a basic function of life. It would be nice to have a defined stricture for filesize ( but much larger than we have ) so that new members can be pointed to it. 'guideline' only causes argument.
I think anything revolving around abuse should be withing strict guidelines because having had the misfortune to study ECHR for privacy recently there is much that goes on here that the operators can be held liable for if somebody chose to take issue with it.

Again, I'm just having a joke most of the time and I don't think b3ta is broke, but there can always be room for tweaks ( and I'd propose tweaks to protect new members )
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I sometimes regret mentioning filesize figures at all in the faq
I just pulled those figures out of my ass at the time of writing, although there was a general consensus on the board at the time of what was acceptable.

I only mentioned it in the faq as an attempt to get people to think about optimisation when making their images. Does your pic really need to be a 120KB jpg, or could you make it a 20KB gif? That kind of thing.

Instead I seem to have created some kind of cult of filesize nazis who don't understand the point of the limits and post 250KB animations that point out someone else's post is 5KB too big.

I think a rigid filesize limit is a bad idea, because I have seen some fantastic stuff that is maybe 260KB. it would make the board a worse place if all that had to be linked.

I am not so keen on increased limits either. Animated gifs are quite a limited format - if you want to go much over 250KB, then you are probably better off making it a flash movie, or posting it on Youtube where you can have much better quality and add music or sound effects too.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I take all that on board
as you argue it sensibly. Personally it does not matter to me, I have 20MB cable ( soon to be 50MB ) with no transfer limit. I do know that there are many, many others who are not so fortunate.

I think filesize, no matter how much a bugbear could and should be addressed being as it came about in a time when ISP pipelines were much smaller and we all had less space to fight for but don't think I'm all abot me " I can download 5MB in 10 seconds so fuck you all ".
I just think that maybe still images could be allowed to be bigger by 50% in data ( but not pixel size, that drives me nuts, no need to make it massive, just thumb it ) and anims could be allowed to be up to 400kb just for that extra bit of data.
It's just me rabbiting on but I'm sure a discussion could maybe open up around this area?

I still think that the issue of personal and vindictive abuse is washed over and there will come a time that you will be required to address this because the law already requires that you do, just that nobody presses it. ( and the last person I know who tried was banned )

Anyway Bob, n'night, I don't mean to rock the boat, I like chats like this.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Agreed on almost everything
content rules. I don't want to look at kittens all day. A lot of the stuff on b3ta is fairly rancid in terms of humour taste.

I don't really like mods, basically because I hate authorities and consequently get modslapped a bit...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I think that a voted for 'link this' button is a bad idea
for the same reason that users don't get to vote for the front page, it's too open to abuse.

Within hours of setting that up, the board will have chosen someone to pick on and start linking every one of their posts.

The mods might miss things every now and then, but things do get picked up on eventually. Persistent offenders and trolls get banned.

In the meantime, there is an ignore button to hide posts that you don't want to see. One click and all the bad stuff goes away.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I agree.
I don't think we need more functions, just more moderation, as in a mod on board at all times if it's possible. I've seen it done and there are certainly educated, sensible and level headed people here could do the job.

VOTE THE NEVILLE FOR MOD!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# minutes of The Neville's modship
12.01 pm - made some tea
12.04 pm - decided to ban myself to see what would happen
12.05 pm - hmmmm something has gone wrong
12.06pm - SUDDENLY A WHALE
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# oh
12:07 - Board closed for lack of broam.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Yeah that's true
what about a "report this" button that messages a mod. but the user who reported would stand to account if the report was done for little or no reason?

I suppose that would clog up the mods inbox at times.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
# So much the 'flag this' feature on youtube?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# guess so
Can't say I like the flag this on youtube, because I want to watch the racy videos.

but the thing is if someone reports an image with the reason "60kb" they should get a naughty step for abuse of the feature. Similarly if they flag for "contains gary glitter, offensive to victims of child abuse" they should also should be told to get tae fuck.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# If there is anything you would like to see on the board
than I suggest you post it here:

b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/

It might not be implemented, but the list does get looked at.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# ok cheers
I replied to this post:
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post160546
which is similar to what's been discussed here.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Don't make me agree with you.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Someone broke
my fucking tinternets?

Edit: s'fixed.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
laughing with AND at you
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# make it 416 pixels wide
surefire FP :D

*clicks*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Shh infidel
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# how goes it, mr turnips?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# judging by the gap on the current home page compared to the popular page,
I'm guessing the mods have had enough of me
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# judging by my 0 FPs
I'm guessing that I am, in fact, rubbish :D
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# but loved by all
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# haha
did you get a heart transplant from mother Theresa?
I liked you more when you were a cunt ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I'm just grooming
:)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# a master at work.
I await the next lesson with glee and jaffa cakes.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I'm going to add you as a friend for this,
the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me on this board :D
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# awww crap!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Nothing wrong with having none.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Correct.
The worst thing is having one. Then nothing forever. Then you know you have nothing to look forward to.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Oh I haven't got that to look forward to.
I make myself laugh, and everyone inch their chairs a little further away. This is life.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# yay
let's everyone post their favourite FP here


and if no FP then paste the one that should have been with a curt message to the mods telling them why they are a cunt to ignore you because it's personal.
here.......
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# haha.
I've just had a bad image idea involving George and Zippy in a film called 'Rimbow'
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# hehe

I was rather pleasantly surprised when this one got FP'd...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# It took me a minute...
And then I got it.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# WHERE'S MY FUCKING FP YOU BASTARDS!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# ARF!!!!
*clicks hard*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# OWWWWW
Oww ow owww oww owwwwwwwwwwwww *click*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Oh....oh my!
I'm loving the triumpantness of the top bear.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# based on Jahled the zookeeps comments
I'm thinking he'sjust so happy to have got it up
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hooray for him!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Such glory lasts about four days a year
plus their dicks are cruely short, so i'm told
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Fake
Pandas don't mate with any kind of enthusiasm. It's nature's way of saying "Go extinct already, you monovoristic freaks".
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# No results found for monovoristic.
Did you mean monophysitic? and what do Panda's have to do with Christ?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Then I henceforth declare it a word
The act of being a monovore.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# a mongovore?
eats nothing but new b3tans on a Tuesday?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Impervioius to BMP's and large filesizes
the Mongovore lurks... waiting... waiting...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# sometimes, i can't work out what i hate more
bmps or the bnp
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# both are vile and filthy
hate them both
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# GO, RANDY PANDY, GO!
breed like fucking rabbits!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I'm gonna quote you on that
when we have the bamboo shortage
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# haha
I like that because I was going to do it but I no longer have to.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# about time 'they' got their finger out
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# hear hear!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Hoho!
Splendid
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# 'ello Duke
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Evening
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# That is amazing
quallytee
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:57, archived)
# who needs people?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# sonc? Is that like a blind hedgehog?
:P
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# 'ark at the city boy with his fancy ways of talking and his fully formed letters
:)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# bloody fancy boys!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Bukkake?
Song form?

Excellent.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# A song?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# *loses his mind
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Russell, stop monkeying around..
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# there has been a thread deletion.
I have no idea who this is/was, but it looks good to me.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# thread deleters are evil
there should be a radio 4 plea for donations to help prevent it
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# and I should be allowed to
piss in their ears.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# if you can piss petrol, then yes
then it could be lighted for the amusement of all
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I'm not sure about petrol
but if you give me a week to get back on the booze I might manage something in the high-octane region.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# now that would be a party piece
:D
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# imagine the burning....
wait, better not eh?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I'm guessing a mod was cleaning up the spam
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# nicely!~
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# CFB


Is it obvious what's happening?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# yes
it's yakuza kabuki,
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha, now that you mention it...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# the what now?
and that advert cartoon advert didn't stay up long :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# huh?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# someone put an add up
it must have been nuked before/while you posted this
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Ah right. I didn't see it.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# confusing
but good
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Is th'alreet bastards?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# try and console yourself, man
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# :D lovely
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# haha, it must be pong day on the board
b3ta.com/board/8386786 - something I knocked up earlier
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# you inspired me
:)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I'm liking that
it's driving me potty but the boy done good.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & Simple...
Just like his conception I'm guessing!

Photobucket

[Mod edit: please try to keep static images under 50KB in size, cheers.]
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# 50k is the recomended filesize
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
please edit your post
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Sorted
Sorry
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i just spazzed back and saw your nawty pixels
keep up the good work brother micto.

can we have a picture of a man buggering a chicken next or a woman blowing a goat.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# OMG HE IZ A REPTILES
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Clonetool-lols
Ah fuck it. Im off to bed. Na-night b3ta.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# yes indeed, that very thing


nn
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# LOLHEALBRUSH
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Gotta love the heal tool!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You can't make me
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# *heals porsche's eyes*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# In the same way as Bush's eyes up there?
That would only make me dislike it more.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Guess not
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Go on. Who is it then?
TJ :
My pond webcam has filmed two "ladies" stealing stuff from my pond (after a quick head count I don't think they managed to catch any fish, just nicked some pondweed).
Should I :

a) give a copy to the police
b) post it on youtube
c) post it on links
d) a combination of one or more of the above
e) pretend I didn't see the thieving bastards
f) something else?
 
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# you should do
D

also the local paper :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# install sirens and floodlights
for their return so you might release the klaxons and then put the film on fooltube.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# the local birdlife wouldn't enjoy that
:(

or the machine gun nest below, unfortunately
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I have breeding tits
in four of my five boxes.
It makes me feel like less of a cunt to think about it.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Excellent
I don't have a nesting box, although there's a pair of great tits nesting somewhere close.
I like to visit this blog for bird-related fluff birdcam.mission74.com/
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Install a machine gun nest and protect your property.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# You should:
1: remove fish,
2: place high-voltage cable in pond,
3: film results.

I installed a webcam in my porch a while back cos I had some mail nicked, and bloody hell I had no idea so many random yokels spent their days wandering round scoping out my house. My next nerd project may well be a motion activated railgun or something.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# yeah, know what you mean
You think that it's peace and quite all day, when in reality there's an awful lot going on.
Mind you, this happened when I was in!
I was on my other PC wearing headphones so I didn't hear the camera alarm,
otherwise it may have turned out very unpleasantly.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# She can really do the Brontosaurus
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# fuck, that is sexy!
I declare! IT IS SEXY TIEM!

infact:
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
*flops it out
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# crikey, I didn't think they could unfold like that
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I could do a repost.
TVAM style, apparently.

Edit: ah go on then.

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it!
whatever it is :)

edit: yay!

:D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Scheerrrr-WING!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# omg!! IT'S BOOBIES HOW TERRIBLE
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Hurray for sexy time!

am I doing it right?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I don't know what you are doing
but the magnets attached to her skull are powering swindon
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# phwoar.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# the what now?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# scary woo!
TJ: i have just stretched my foreskin piercing to 3mm,
It is officially lego gauge :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# O rly,
how's that working out for yah?

Can't see the mechanics of it all working out to any benefit. Or indeed without adding some risk.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahahaha
you silly sausage
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You Sir!
Loved the randomburn
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# yay
I'm glad :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# oh you cunt
i shall counter with

"the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
to Isengard! to Isengard!"
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# \o/
Cillit bang Cillit bang, Cillit Cillit Cillit Bang!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i need to find 'they're taking the hobbits to isengard' on youtube now
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Agreed.
Find the cillit bang techno remix whilst your at it.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# This meant nothing to me
So I googled it and by god that's funny. Go to the source - www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# ooooh vienna!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# this
means nothing to me.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Oh come on.
You must have an anecdote about being in Vienna.

*gets comfy and sparks up* So you were in Vienna and...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I've never been to Vienna.
Honestly. But there was this one time, I was supposed to meet her in Vienna and I got called back from Barcelona for a major important thing that is major important to blokes so she spent our anniversary with strange Austrians.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# An anecdote about how once, you didn't go to Vienna.
Perfect.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Fantas
tic :o)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is Riverghost around?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# he's more of an oval
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Drum kit falls off a cliff...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# ...is caught by a passing seagull...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Baddumm Tsshsshssssss
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# A one-l lama
he's a priest
a two-l llama
he's a beast
but I will bet
a silk pajama
there aint't any
three-l lama
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Sharnt!
*Belms*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# in that case
i advise you to hold your nose
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I shall hold my breath until you agree.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i want to see you go purple
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I think you'll find that its more of a magenta.....
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Go blue.
I like it when they go blue.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Its magenta or nuthin'
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Fine.
*goes to get the acid*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *fetches the lye powder*
...Stalemate...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# :D























*flamethrower*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# oh you cheeky cunt
i was just getting off on watching you shit as well.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# If you need a shit during a GCSE exam,
one of the examiners has to watch you shit to check you don't cheat in the cubicle.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# sweet
do it dude, for the team
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Even if I don't need one?
I suppose I could say he was putting me off.
They're all old men, too.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# his fwapping was putting you off your shit.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Well I went for a piss.
The guy asked if it was a number 1 or 2.
When I told him it was a "number one", he said "Thank God, I'd have to accompany you into the cubicle if it were a number two"
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I think they are taking the piss
as that can't be legal.. really
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# And who says I wasn't taking the piss from
here onwards?
;]
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# the communists
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# 9.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *puts cup down and steps quickly away from it*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# not a fan of the cumberland steamer?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# alabama hot pockets ftw!*




*contains lies
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I can't talk to you when you're on the toilet.
This is like Peep Show.

I'm glad I'm Jez.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# can i be superhands?
this crack is really moreish
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Will you suck for crack?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# oi, you've had yr fee now play the part
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# MAKE ME
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# you want me... to make you?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# *narrow eyes* you can try.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# can i?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Come on then, big brave boy.
Have at you.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# *raises eybrow
*grunts
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# i tried
i ran out of string and buttons
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Macaroni and PVA.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# maracas and pvc?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Andale, bitch.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Kansas?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Carry On My Wayward Son?
*sings*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *Carries on
*harmonises sweetly
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# marvellous stuff
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Suh-weet!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# What?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# YAY!
have you not been about recently? i've been pining.

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Indeed I have not
which I lamentably regret, for many things were keeping me from the act of doodling
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# :( welcome back with your funnies
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# yes! do more!
none of that working for a living and paying bills and installing ikea shelving!

draw doodlements on b3ta!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I can not type enough ha's! I would love if my dad said ROFl in a conversation :)

As always Neville, Woo! Of the highest order!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I've started audibly saying
"lol" and "rofl" in real life now. I find it brightens conversations up no end.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I do but only to take the piss out of people!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
I need to know :(
*sniff*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Broarp!
Helloes Mr. The Neville. How are you?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I am the ok!
Borprao! How are the you?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I AM X-RAY!
Oh wait, no, thats not right. Not right at all.

I am middling to fair, Meddling with flair, Maddening your pears.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Oh wow!
Broamslugs ahoy!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha!
yay goodness.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# be gone children, you have been given incomplete story, father must now read pipe and smoke paper
:D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahah!
enthralling
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Good night Mr Speight
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oh god.
Very good..
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oh noes!
It is 4 weeks ago! ;)

Speighting you say?

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speighting
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I'm going to use that.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# It was courtesy of myself and Discomeats if I remember correctly :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# "He's the king of the swingers"
"he likes to swing around"
"until the police go looking"
"and his corpse is found"
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's probably been done lots, but I wanted a go.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Unexpected WineHorse!
Woo!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# haha
I thought it would be quite expected.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How do Clan Soul?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Not bad, I got new socks today.
And yourself?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Looks more like a female Tauren
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Wowzers!
Thats very well done.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# thankyouverymuch.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# FUCKING KILL IT WITH FUCKING FLAMING HAMMERS ON FUCKING FIRE
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# ta :)
(previouslyer is Tom Cruise)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# good lord
wonderful
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# the lord had nothing to do with this
this is the work of santa.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oh fuck, oh fuck no
'kin brill woo!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hah, fantastic!
woo!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# haha nice
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i saw her on the street today.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# this is horseome
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# that's ace!~
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ace!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Aaaaah, I see what you did there
You made her tits less microscopic. You must be some sort of photoshopping god.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:21, archived)
# She would have cracking norks
if she ate something.
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# like oats and apples
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
brilliant!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# They tried to make me go to rehab
and I said Neigh Neigh Neigh
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# They tried to put me out to pasture
I said Neigh Neigh Neigh
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# shirley,
you should probably shop this...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Tried to make me go to rehab (again?!?)

I said squeek, squeek, squeek

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# ffs
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Oh dear...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Ta-da...
:red:
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# 9th time lucky :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Booooorn fail
Edit: good recovery!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I like your sig.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Thanks.
I like to keep it real.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Edit: I Stand corrected.
Said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# <img src="http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2015/amytarsierqs0.jpg"/>
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Good chap.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Thanks all,
just dropped a kettle on my keyboard, ahem, :red:
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# What is this :red: you speak of?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# It's what you'll be after I give you a good spanking.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# What?
You're not familiar with the :facecolour: system?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# WTFAYBOA
???
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# No.
I dont think it works on here. We use HTML.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Well then
I guess I will have to learn
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
#

welcome to b3ta. you've mastered one of the most important principles already - editing rather than deleting and posting again. now, pull up a kitten and shop a chair.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Thank you
very very much.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# nothing mate, sorry
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# What?
Woo!

EDIT: Can I just say, as I have just seen them on Jools Holland that White Lies are shite? Why the fuck are the musical media hailing them as the second coming of Joy Division? And as I read earlier, third if you count Editors?!?!

Fuck me! They are nothing like Joy Division and if they are anything, they are Interpol lite!

Whata pile of wankle! Rant over :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Three words. The most important of your life. Take heed.
Listen.

To.

Creedence.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I'm far too Proud Mary ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# YAAAY
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I fucking love Creedence!
Their version of Heard it through the grapevine is simply awesomeness musicalified!

Edit: Much like Blue Cheers versions of Satisfaction and The Hunter!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I was listening to them on the train last week.
Kept me from going a bit crazy.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Creedence or Blue Cheer?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Creedence.
I made a mix tape of some of my favourite songs. In true Captain fashion, it's a mixed bag. Creedence, the Monkees, the Kinks, Lynrd Skynrd, Bobby Brown, Aerosmith, Peaches, NIN....
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# the kinks, i approve :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Sweet!
I fucking love all of them apart from NIN and Peaches! The only reason I say I dont love NIN and Peaches is because with Peaches, I have only heard one of her songs, and NIN, I only heard for the first time properly about 6 months ago but I downloaded their new album the other day and I'm really liking it!

Have you ever heard Blue Cheer? They are fucking awesome!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I shall look them out later
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Here is a taster for you :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i see a baaaad moooooon riiiiising!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# That's the spirit.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I say:
Listen to I Love you Creedence by Casiotone for the Painfully Alone.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Ooooooh
although three words, or less. That's...many.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Bonus marks may be awarded
for extra words.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Not so, not so.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# my faith in modern
musical tunage has been topped up by this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQIdXKz4sE8
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I am watching now.
That's a nice voice, that is.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# if it is a voice
that you want then look no further.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2dgMNm64Mg

( this is as close to my voice as you will find. If I could sing like a God that is )
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Oh I know this voice.
*shuts eyes* I'm sure I do.

Lovely.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Thank you for noticing.
I can't begin to tell you how much I love this man and have done for over 20 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY1itfRFcO0&feature=related
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I'm on nil by ear now.
He's watching telly.

Hmph.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# :D
B3ta's cranking out some good stuff now.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Oh really Sexy Dave?
;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Especially sexy Dave.
I mean, phwwoorrrrr!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# By the way,
there is a special treat for you in your gazbox :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Cripes!
I'd have missed that for ages if you hadnt pointed to it.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# nothing to see here, mate
:)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Oh right,
my mistake. Sorry.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# You're pissing TEA!
*runs to grab cup*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# fetch me one more girl
this is going to be internet gold
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# two b3tans, two cups?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# bangin
roll cameras
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Hang on.
I'm on the wrong side. You're in my chair.

THIS IS NOT THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# you had yr turn making Frisky Vikings Go Wild
now get cupping


Action!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *sigh*
This is just like college all over again. Set up the camera, set up the lights, drink piss...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Thanks
i hate when the 'talent' gets in a huff. Goes with the territory i guess.

Lovely, lovely, work those angles, yeah, this is the good stuff...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# honestly, don't drink that
i've been on the guinness this evening
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I've never had tea with a head before.
Do I....leave this to settle?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# *draws shamrock in it*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# class
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# See, I can't repay the favour.
Well, I can, but I really wouldn't have expected it of you.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# write me a letter instead :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Really?
I shall if you'd like, but I'll need somewhere to send it.

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i meant
without using your hands
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# OH
Well I'll need some big paper. Or a funnel.

Hang on, no hands. A funnel with leg straps.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# if this doesn't exist yet
you should patent it
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# :(
Oh you dirty.......
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# excellent :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# *stares for five minutes*
goodness, he really had to go!

also: this makes me want to play dinorun
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# oh my god
that's so ace
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Best interweb game in a while I think.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# my dino got erased though :-(
i worked so hard on him, i was almost capable of beating insane mode
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# poor sheep :(
woo!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Was this one of yours or one I edited?

*edit* ah, its edited! found original on HDD.
*edit2* This wasn't your's was it? Who does these? I love em.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# microwave
i have him on ignore, as i find him tedious
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Thats the chap!
Tedious? Really?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# he's annoying at the best of times.
he posts his doodles and says very little but he delights in trolling.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# he replies to like less than 1% of responses to his images
which scores somewhat negatively for his persona on this board
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Christy, the little sods can jump for miles
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Fucking hell!
HE AM BEYOND THE BIOSPHERE!

*listens to The Webb Brothers*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hooray!
"Clap your hands..."
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Sounds like Sour Grapes on your part ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# No
You Took It Wrong
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# It's ok.
I've got no worries ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# yay!
bomb bay duck
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ha ha
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hehehehe
arf indeed
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
S'good
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I love this eight ways from Sunday.
Have a big ol' click on me. :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# that is an epic tongue
woo!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# LET ME IN YOU FUCKING RETARDS! THERE'S SHARKS OUT HERE!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# First attempt. Will try harder next time!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# s'good
woo
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# nice one!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Warning Team!
Spellcasting: E - X - I - T

/that's very good :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You're a knightmare!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And that is why I love you ShaunBisley! :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Class!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
fantastic!!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
We are saved!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Ooh, this is impressive.
I do like it.

Keep up the good work!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# The rizla thing
is making me want a ciggy and/or spliff.


And woo to your betterthanmine skills.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You are Josef Fritzl
AICMFP
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# you are sexy dave
aicmfp
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I am sexy dave
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Thats sexy.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I am Sexy Dave
and so's my wife!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Am I sexy Dave?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# you are sexy dave
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Does that mean I can make it my sig now then?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Nice work!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Looks quite a trek to the toilet
Great stuff:)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

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