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# poor
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# That is it!
That looks exactly how I feel this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I was about to say
apart from the eyes, that's not dissimilar from a GhostieWich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# googled..
no Ghostiewich!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Ah, such a thing is ungooglable.
But to those in the know, it is something of wonder and excitement. Not often you get a bacon sarnie thrust at you by an extremely big man with a mohawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# ahh..
I see
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# What have I let myself into
cooking about 90 rashers of bacon with a hang over!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# EXCITED
Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# so you're making yourself breakfast, big deal
imagine how many rashers you'll need for the bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# You're a veggie aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# wash your dirty mouth out
for breakfast i'm looking at 4 rasher of bacon, 3 sausages and two eggs, with some toast as decoration :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Oh, there's one veggie coming
As long as I have food for them, they can identify themselves descreely if need be:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i better not see any bean burgers on that barbie
i can do strange and terrible things when i sight a bean burger. t'ain't right t'ain't natural
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ahhhhhhh..
Im seeing the light.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Oh I'm going to be useless in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I@m saying nothing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yes, I'm aware I'm not much use normally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# as long as my use is swearing and complaining i'll be useful
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hah, you can sit next to me then
we shall be grumpy together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# yay
we'll be like Waldorf and Stadler :)

"what your favourite part of the show?"
"the END!"

"hey, this episode wasn't half bad"
"no, it was all bad!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha, I was thinking exactly that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# a pair of grumpy old jews, imgaine that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I apologise if I oy.
I do quite a lot in the mornings, just going to show that I am definitely the product of my entire family raising me, grandparents included.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# haha
i Oy quite a lot actually. especially in the morning, in fact i tend to " oy oy oy oy"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Do you also participate in the great kosher activity
of grumbling to yourself under your breath which shambling about in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# "i have to climb stairs now? oy, with my back? and this head? i shouldn't grumble i know but i'm not getting any younger"
"where's the coffee? now they hide my damn coffee? didn't their mothers bring the up right?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Who left this here?
Oh, so I'm meant to wash up all the spoons again, am I? Why is this teatowel wet? Why haven't you opened the curtains? It's too bright in here, why haven't you shut the curtains? That telly's too loud. I can't hear the news, turn the television up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# its gonna be fun complaining with you
shit buckets i need to hand in an essay, in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Off you pop then, chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I'll bring the codeine!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Pfft, spliff and a coffee.
Although I shall have some of my big codeine for if my legs decide to give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# bangin
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yo yo yo
are you Westwood?

Sorry, DA BIG DOG?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# drop the bomb my dad's a bishop
and i'm 50
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You're looking fucking great for 50, westwood.
And I do like that ponytail on you. Nice to see you've become something other than a long streak of piss, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks
i also stopped listening to all that hip-hop nonsense and now only wear Jeans and a black tee shirts instead of tracksuits and that.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Much better.
You snazzy mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# also, beads not bling
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Good boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I got fak orl sleep last night
I've got loads to do asd well. I can't believe it's ten days til the bash!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Neither can I!
I'm very excited. Is our baby still knocking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah it's somewhere.
Either in the office loft or still in room 3:P
YOu won't recognise the place now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'm very excited to see what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Not a very good shot, but this is now the TV room/office
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Bet that bloke's not English.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# This was why I took the picture
It was the typical bogan Aussie. It just proves the old joke. WHat's the difference between and Aussie and yogurt?
The yogurt has culture:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# And I'll quite happily put yoghurt in my mouth.
:D

Actually, having said that, Heath Ledger was a glorious looking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# You like a stiffy then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Karen Greenlee am I not
it seems to me that it's far easier to get a live man to have a hard on than it is a dead one. Although not impossible.

Plus dead men don't kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# or make toats!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# the dot matrix?
did you ever fire it up?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Couldn't find a match:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# me beercan samwich be fookin' tie-ard man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# redex 4 me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Oh, Gordon...
...not on your own doorstep!



You should have gone before you came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# A PISSING EGG!
WONDERFUL! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# eeeewwwwww!!!!!
no, no, no. This is wrong.

But very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Nah, pissing's fine
it's when he starts shitting you gotta worry!

WOo!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# he's already doing it to the country...
lidlbiddapolitikslaydeesangennelmen

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# fantastic
stream of pish.

yay
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Yup, I see two pricks in that picture
He lowers basic rate, scraps the 10p band, raises the personal allowance, lowers the earning point at which higher rate kicks in....schtop the economy, I vahnt to get orf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Nah, he wouldn't waste it like that.
He'd pee in a thermos, then use it in a hot water bottle at bed time.

Thrift and prudence in everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 21 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ningles b3ta

edit: sorry yes i did pearoast this as i lost track of time last at posted it at 4 AM, bugger i thought the board would have moved on fast enough. sorry :(
edit edit: fuck! i'm actually still on the board :( i'm so embaressed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# *hums the Pixies*
Where is my spine, wheeeeere is my spine...

Two minutes here, then off for a ciggy.

Edit: how rude I am! Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *bums the pixies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# That song reminds me of someone
I won't go into who, but it does make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Boris Johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Josef Stalin?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Very much no.
Similar amounts of dishevelment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Have I seen this before?
Im sure it was around a while back or have I just gone insane?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Pearoast?
or has most of the board deleted itself making you top of the board again?

Edit: You are forgiven because you are so very Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# awww thank you *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Didn't I just see this down there ...
*points*

Love your stuff, chap . . but . .is this you?? . .

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# am i inquisitive scissors?
edit: *file names* oh my yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# didin't I see this last night?
or is my ESP flaring up again?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# this confuses me.
usually you are funny, this is just rubbish and insulting.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# this confuses me
usually you can spot a joke, you're just bein rubbish and insulted.

mind you, although that was really just a cheap shot, I'd be very surprised if Tom is really a card carrying Daily Mail subscriber.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# that's why it confused me.
He doesn't strike me as the type to really mean it, but I couldn't see the funny in it.

meh, maybe it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# more or less the exact opposite
i'm a fully paid up lid dem member.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :(
its mostly self-satire ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *hugs*
thank you. i need hugs today.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# oh, ok.
sorry, I guess i'm just not in the right frame of mind to get this one.

EDIT: by way of contrast, the one with the spider and the grenade was frikkin hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# fair enough
i think i'll steer clear of politics and keep to amiable nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# not at all, just don't listen to grumpy liberals like me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Stop Pearoasting
tomobedlum

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# heh.
if becoming more liberal means losing spine, then I guess I have Republican-induced osteoporosis.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Bindun?
The REAL Camden logo.
Thankyou Goatse, for letting us laugh at rectal trauma...again.


(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# monumental fail
you might get a front page though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# You think so?
Sweet, never got it before
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# two chances

none and fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# How apt
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# err..
you makey this?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# NO!
Thats the thing, its real!

www.camden.gov.uk/ccm/portal/
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
you fail so bad...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# why do i fail?
I am confused
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# you posted a massive logo for Camden Council
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# you didn't make it you clown.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I know
But if you find a Goatse, those rules don't apply. I have seen loads of Goatse references on here that the other person has just found, rather than made.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# really? go away and find them for me
this site is for things we made ourself not
HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON THE INTERNET LOL
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# links is for you
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# yes
and they fail too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# when? Examples please
Ive only seen shopped, or put in EXISTING treads...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I cant find it at the moment
But for a question of the week, someone was on holiday and in the airport they saw a chairty box with a load of hands holding a ring, and it was unshopped, and got on the 'best' page
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# QOTH is a bit different from the main board
the main board is for 'shopped pics

If you MUST post something like a logo you think is funny, put it in an existing thread, but you should still be prepared for a total arse-raping, as more often than not, we've all either seen it, or it simply isn't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# bless you.
nice try but no cigar, it's one of the poorest goatse lookalikes i've ever seen. as it happens your original image is also redexing for me.

edit/ it's here now and yes, i'm afraid you do rather fail.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# this page is for stuff you make mainly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# ahh..
silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# your powers of observation are astounding
still can't see nuffink though
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# i can't see nuffink
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# So you can see something?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I can see nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# "I can see nothing now
Lorraine* has gone!"

*my seeing eye dog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# no, but i can see somefink
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# that would only work if 'nuffink' was a real word.
As it isn't, we must read the sentence as:

"I can't see, Nuffink"

Suggesting that GSTQ is complaining to Mr Nuffink that he has been struck blind.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# We could further summise that Mr Nuffink is a doctor who does eye transplant surgery
and GSTQ is confirming that they cannot see, thus allowing the operation to transplant cow eyes into GSTQ's sockets, to go ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# yeah!
big lovely cow eyes...dont forget to have the eyelashes transplanted also.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# QUIET PEDANTS
GET A GIRLFRIEND ALL OF YOU

:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# shouldn't they get one each?
or is Jodie Marsh available again?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# very beautifully over complicated there sir.
and who says nuffink isn't real, i can quite clearly see it written up there, as it would appear can you. now, if we can both see it it must be real.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# you may have missed the point of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I love the smell of fail in the morning!
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# :(
Ok, you made it to step one: Find an image,

but you appear to have missed the second, more important, step of altering it in some way and thus gone straight to step 19: Fail
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# The final step is fail,
no matter how much effort we put in, because either way, we're still just posting things on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# In the flow chart of B3ta steps
Step 19: fail aka the naaaaawty step is all away by itself.

Drawn in crayon.

On used toilet paper.

Stuck to the bottom of Robs shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hawking or Hawkins?
Probably been done much better.
Inspired by this which is also better! www.b3ta.com/board/8388026

Photobucket
(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can imagine what its voice would be like.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Pretty much the same
as what the darkness sound like now.
Not much difference between them and stephen hawking
(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I thought it would be like a washing machine, on spin cycle, in a small metal room.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Now that you mention it...
melikes that idea!
(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Remember to take the concrete weights out of the washing machine.
For that extra bit of percussion.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I'm glad you were inspired
this is good! have woo's
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I didn't think Hawking could be uglier
but you managed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Kill it with bleach!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# lol i find this video on uTude!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# real spaaaaaaaang
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# 'ave it you slaaaaaag!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
Wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Pffffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*gasps*

I just coughed up crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
The funniest YBF clip evah!

Made funnier!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha!
magic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Splendid stuff
I actually made the sound with my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I wondered what that noise was.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hahahah!
most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# The fist click of the day!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Fuck yes!
*enclickens muchly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Pffft
The ginger cat's face at the end...it just makes that anim.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I bought this from my local "NUTS" salesman. He also gave me a certificate of authenticity, however, looking at it more closely I suspect it may be fake.
Anyone else think they may have a b3ta fake?


Edit: I don't even think that's really Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Here's the certificate of authenticity...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# this puts things beyond a shadow of a doubt
and also I would like to declare NINGS on you all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Nings back atcha
like cleopatra
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# haha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# eek!
compfusion!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha wtf? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
etc
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# wrong, it's blowjobs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Morning Prodge!
So... is it fake?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# it looks real...it's hard to tell with so many talented fraudsters out there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Let me check.
*checks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# remember to check
if you ever receive a cheque from a czech
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Swan swam over the sea, swim swan, swim
swan swam back again, well swum, swan.

/gets coat, hat, false moustache, galoshes and vibraphone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
/feels like I missed something.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you crazy fool
y'allright my booty.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hooray it's g!!!
Feeling pretty chipper today. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# i'm feeling just splendid
better by the minute in fact, i fear i may burst with glee before the day's out.

*prepares glee sock in readiness
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Wo Wort?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Cotton?..Britton?.. PIP.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Eeeuch!
*loses breakfast*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# would
(still harbours peculiar secret Fern Britton fantasy)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# she loves a portion
of Vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# how fortuitous
i ejaculate balsamic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# 21st May - My Lucky Blue Pants
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# and what smashing pants they are
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I award this 89%
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# and I shall award it
3 french sticks and a gallon of Lucozade
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# CRASH reviewed the Spectrum version:
Graphics:    94%
Sound:       83%
Playability: 92%
Lastability: 87%
Overall:     91%
A CRASH Smash!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Are they support pants?
Do they hide your tum tum?

Lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# 'ning!
I had to do some W*RK! so I missed you.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I'm crafty like that
*ducks, weaves, bobs* :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# yay!
chesty.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# How wonderful!
I'm celebrating an hour's worth of rampant productivity with two minutes talking to people I actually like. Go team etc.

:D Ningles all. Only got to get to 1pm today and it's halfway through the worky week!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Sweet,
Hoorah for Mittwoch
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
#
For some reason I now have the idea of "The Mittwoch Cuckoos" in my mind.

Time for a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# that is peculiar
lie carefully
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Good Morning, lovely!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *snuggles*
I'm back at work now, pet- back on at 12ish...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Funtacular news for you.
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/20/russell_t_davies_naffs_off/
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I found out last night.
Fucking YEEEEEES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Moffat to replace him as well
I did always love coupling
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# They are very fetching
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# supoyb
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# love the colours on this
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# sold
i will buy only blue pants from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# This is lully
Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# that is lully
got a desktop shaped one?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# ooooh, one of your best for sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# this is lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Did I miss a memo about a day off?


Hellooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# If you did
so did I.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Yes you did... HaHaHa...

Im off out into the garden now... See Ya!

PS. NING BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# 'ning Bloke
'ning B3ta
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ssshhh he's here, everybody hide
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *Hydes*
RAAAAAAAAAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Shhh . . .
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# that's good :D

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ta!
Any excuse to post anims from when I had the DAMN TIME!

/too much work blog
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Is it quiet today?
Maybe everyone's gone to Russia to cause trouble and get bummed by the Mafia.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Ninja Bunny Is Always Ready


Quick and silly guest strip for Philip Spence's webcomic. Thought i'd share, because i'm an attention whore. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# This is great great work
Ninjedit: Found link www.ninja-bunny.com/index.php?strip_id=276

Also, 'ning all! Hope you slept well etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I think they sleep still
and Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Those ninja rabbits look terrified by Bunny's bunnyness!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# His winky
is putting them off.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# They don't know how to fight a rabbit wielding
three swords
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# the awesomeness of this is making me weak at the knees!
*clllliiiiccckk*


ningles to the board!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Awewsome as per usual man,
just checked out www.ninja-bunny.com. it seems a little cheap that he hasn't credited you?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# he said
he would credit everyone at the end of the guest strips run, so my dues will come sometime...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# pfft, if i were he i wouldn't do guest strips
esp ones that kick this much ass and make his ones look a bit, well, rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# that's my thoughts exactly.
i scrolled through a lot of his own ones and found them kinda sucky. this one rocks socks...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# yaay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Which forces me - FORCES me - to post this again:
NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
he's awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# which forces me to post this :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# nice
it's like the bunny suicides, but with ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely?


Click for bigger (83KB)
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Wed 21 May 2008, 4:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Now he only looks like a goth freak.
Have a woo for cleverness.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:57, archived)
# and......?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:31, archived)
# now he can wank!
you are a good person:)

Edit: And you look pretty too. But you cant have me and my stunning good looks because I am married.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:00, archived)
# I feel like putting this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:11, archived)
# am it pearoats our favourite image tiem?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 5:20, archived)
# peas I'd say.
these are 2 of my favourites....

funnily enough they are 2 of my earlier ones from when I first started using potato shop.
Judging by my efforts of late. I must just not give a fuck anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:27, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# Saxy cat!
oooh yeeeeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 May 2008, 6:08, archived)
# heheheh...
well...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:20, archived)
# 0_o
Lovely 'shoppage, although slightly disturbing.

'Ning /board =)
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:34, archived)
# ty & ning!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# everytime i find a good image to 'shop
i open up photoshop and my motivation just DRAINS. i just can't do it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:34, archived)
# I know the feeling,
It took me fucking hours to find the right image of a panda to put this cats head on (that was a grey cat). but I lost the panache and motivation towards the end and ended up with this seamy mess....

I keep telling myself I'll fix it one day, but I know I wont:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:40, archived)
# it's ok
it's still far better than i can ever muster



i'm all about the stop motion animation once again. i've always had this ridiculous predisposition to HAVE to show whatever I just did on b3ta, even if it's the quiet hours of the gayshift. i can't SLEEP until I post it.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 6:28, archived)
# The seal/sealion one gives me the fear
*fears in trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:47, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *joins in*


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Wife must be afraid.
Smack you'ww bitch up?
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Wed 21 May 2008, 5:24, archived)
# only if she doesnt cook my mates SOME FUCKING EGGS!
actually, she is a good wifey. I would not like to beat her up. But I like to pretend I will in shopping centres "if you dont go grab the cheese now I'll fucking flog you when we get back home!"
I like to make shopping an adventure:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# she probably gets moist at the very thought
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I know I do

2
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 7:16, archived)
# COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCK
Also 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:41, archived)
# ^this but I'm not married so it's all good
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 5:30, archived)
# Woo!
that's fab!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:39, archived)
# splendid!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:40, archived)
# how you going you masive antipodeanist you!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:44, archived)
# splendid!~
I've just returned from K9 training school, ate a little supper and now I'm taking care of a few emails before making some tea and grabbing a book to take to bed.

Kids are asleep, cat kicked out, dog fed and content. The house is quiet.

I'm actually in need of a flash developer/web designer for a freelance project if you know of anyone, or can put the word out. I'm juggling too many projects right now.

Way more information than you asked for, but there you have it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:51, archived)
# cant say I know of anyone in flsh/web otherwise my business would have a lovely website:)
Have you taught your doggie this one yet?.....

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:55, archived)
# hahaha, erm... working on it
see you tomorrow.

g'night lovely b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 6:02, archived)
# g'night
enjoy your book!
I fucking love reading, especially in bed
(although I did end up buying titanium glasses to prevent bendage from all the times I fall asleep with them on:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 6:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
in my inebriation i actually made the "MNNNG" noise in sync with the animation.

i love life.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 6:30, archived)
# I have a mate (who is on a working holiday in London) that might be interested
send me a gaz and I'll see what he's up to.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 May 2008, 6:19, archived)
# oooh!
clever!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hurrah for tiny scissors in the bottom right corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Hehe!
Woo & 'nings all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:58, archived)
# nings!
I shouldn't be here. I should be fixing customer's computer problems.

I figure, they got themselves into their mess, they can bloody well get themselves out of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Edward Normalhands
outcast!

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:59, archived)
# NING!
*see above*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Mornings.
TOP NEWSES!!!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7411177.stm

:D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Excellent!
Maybe we can get back to some actual Dr Whoing rather than coming across a problem and saying "sonic screwdriver" which miraculously solves everything.

Except poisoning, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Followed
by a bi-curious snog.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Looks like a woman I work with!
And Hello princess
I say! Ding Dong! you're bang on. what what.
you am luverley
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I Say!
Surely not
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Wed 21 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Woo
and also: Yay.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# woo
Edward Fractalhands!
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Wed 21 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Trippy
woo!
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Wed 21 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Oh good, that means you'll be in a wheel chair and I get to bang your teenage wife next.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:33, archived)
# i bet they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:40, archived)
# NO WAI
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:41, archived)
# YA WAI.
how are you, you lovely lovely git, you?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:42, archived)
# Not too bad,
really should be co ordinating work for a few jobs I pulled this morning. But this seems alot easier:)
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:58, archived)
# trying to move out of my apartment
there's really not that much else to pack! but motivation is not coming easily. especially when the girl i've been sleeping with is right down the hall, and tonight is our last night.

grr.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:35, archived)
# my advice:
have some speed.
not only will it motivate you, but you will have the flat done in half the time and will be able to fuck her brains out for the rest of the night with the left over energy and stamina that only designer drugs can produce.
/Dr Nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:53, archived)
# you did? draw us a picuture of you wearing the new shoes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 4:41, archived)
# while clicking your heels!
and holding a spanner in one hand! and a propeller hat!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:57, archived)
# funky glasses, where everything looks bigger if you look downwards?
I'm clicking that pic really hard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 5:01, archived)
# no wai man. it only looks bigger for all teh laydeez looking up at it.
My glasses actually reduce the size of the image so I can fit it all in my field of vision when I piss.

In other news...my parrot was just playing with an empty bottle under a cupboard, when I heard him go "AAAAARRRRGH... I'LL BE FUCKED!"
funny little fucker he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:04, archived)
# He's not rooting the bottle is he?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 5:12, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# Fresh, neat, massive, funky. All the reasons I love this place.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:05, archived)
# right oooon brother
*does cool hand tap/shake thing*
word.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:09, archived)
# My ignore list is getting loooong after all these everyday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:32, archived)
# that must be why I have never seen you here before :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Am I the only one to think that Val Kilmer in Alexander was playing the king of Swamp Castle from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# i haven't seen that
but the young lad in sweeny todd reminds me of clan soul
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Ha! Not just me then...
"I'll steeeeeal you, Killerkitti!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 May 2008, 6:27, archived)
# little bit o late night politics
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I dont understand polytics well
but I like this mishapen manthing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:54, archived)
# well thats all that i could hope for :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:56, archived)
# It looks like an owl
change the last bit to him making owl noises
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Hahah
*clocks*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Is there an election coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 21 May 2008, 4:14, archived)
# not that i'm aware of.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:16, archived)
# I read
an "erection".
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Try looking under your earmarks.
Or among the pizza bills. Many liberal politicians
have learned the art of falling up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:28, archived)
# I arv drawn you a bat.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I accpet this bat
and I accept you
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:12, archived)
# He's a bat.
Do you see?
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:14, archived)
# You're very frank
about your mutant.

It's nice to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:15, archived)
# You seem rather odd
I think you'll fit in :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Odd?
Cashew cashew meatnut.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Now, that's just trying too hard
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I'll try YOU too hard.
I have a celler of bees, I'm not afraid to use it.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:18, archived)
# uh ohs!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Hmmm
you may be right...
anyway, I'm off to bed
night b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I'm gonna cry now. On your pillow.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I ate nutmeat once. It came from a can.
It really screwed me up.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Oh fuck, I'm sorry, I laced THAT can with really sexy drugs.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:22, archived)
# is it still tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:25, archived)
# It's always Tuesday.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:26, archived)
# *kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:27, archived)
# your sooooooo random
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I can be more random.
I'm a 15 yr old girl and i think i will fit in with this place. im rlly ramdom haha boat cheese lolol and i just want to make friends. i have myspace. comment my pictures.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:29, archived)
# pffffft
i am having SUCH a hard time wondering how seriously to take you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:30, archived)
# like wise, i'm just confused,
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:33, archived)
# :D fuck yeah.
Edeet: Bedtimes. Your all gay etc.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:34, archived)
# ^wins
Welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:57, archived)
#
kineticnorth.com/lol/
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:31, archived)
#
www.smalltime.com/findthespam
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:33, archived)
# love the sig!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:54, archived)
# cheers :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:04, archived)
# ABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABAT.
ABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABATABAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:26, archived)
# TAB!!!!
*goes to sleep*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:29, archived)
# etc
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I'm so badly gonna click that.
*gets a run up*
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Okay... hand me the Whiskas, or the pooch gets it!


sorry, I should be sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# you should be sleeping you yiffy pervert.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I'm only perverted because the the good lady has been away for so long
the fact that I started 'yiffing' before I met her bears no relation on the matter...
and with that, good day to you, Sir!

'nings by the way & many thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
# haha. I don't know if that is
defenestration or damnation. Either way I love you.

'ning back and good day to you sir. I must away to do normal things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I don't either
enjoy your definition of 'normality'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# aaaaahw yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# pleased to please :)
I think
my brain seems to be going a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# christina ricci?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Yeah
I reused her...
*insert own weirdness here*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# OKAY GO ON THEN
make this an fp for me, there's a good lad.

www.b3ta.com/board/8384259
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:07, archived)
# HEY GUYS I JUST GOT MADE MOD
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING THE REQUEST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Ooohh...
congrats
Did I ever tell you you were my favourite b3tan ;)
EDIT: I seem to have dropped one of these '?' along the way
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# you'll get my bill in the mail
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
#
search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20051007b4.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# :-( !
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:21, archived)
# I've got a bad feeling about this
it's like when Yoda agreed that Anakin could be trained as a Jedi... it's not going to end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# It will lead to THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Then it will lead to another three movies
that grown men will bitch and moan about, despite them having been made for 10 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# How dare you talk about Indiana Jones that way!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I wonder who I'll turn into Jar-Jar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
# the neville
next question
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# gronkpan is jesus's evil dad who runs the dark empire.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:16, archived)
# congrats bitch!
hows it feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
# gronkpan desereves his modship and i am very happy for him.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
# BAN ME YOU PUSSY
NO BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ALSO: CONGRATULATIONS
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:11, archived)
# WHAT!?!
a gayshift mod?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# mmmm
makes me think of this!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# those cant be real!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# butt they are...
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I had a bacon sandwich earlier
but I want more food now

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Pig food is good
I'm hungry now as well :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
# how about a nice cheese and onion toatsie
sounds like the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:01, archived)
# i had a cheese sammich earlier it was dead ace
i spent 4 hours cleaning my kitchen today. 4 HOURS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:05, archived)
# :(
I have magic pixies to do that for me
my two flat mates don't seem to believe me though...
can't think why
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:12, archived)
# YUM!
unfortunately I am lacking some key ingredients
namely; cheese, onions & bread
I think they may be requisite :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I like this new clicking replies
I have clicked 'I like this' because I like this
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Bloody Whiskas!
It's five sodding thirty and I've just had to clear up a massive pile of Whiskas that the cat threw up on the living room carpet!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:39, archived)
# Ahem
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:50, archived)
# MARRY ME
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:50, archived)
# HE ALWAYS HAS THESE "ACCIDENTS".
I THINK HE JUST LIKES BEING A VICTIM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# VICTIMS RULE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# THEY RULE THE GUILTRIVER.
IT RUNS THROUGH SHAME VALLEY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
or is it YOU HORRIBLE CUNT HE WAS LOVELY.

I've stopped paying to how b3ta reacts to these things lately
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Possibly both, simultaneously.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# YOU HAHAHORRIBLE CUNT etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Yes, that.
Also does anyone think that the collective name for a series of suicides should be renamed to a Speight of suicides?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# The trouble with groups of suicides like that is they often have little to do with eachother but get Laced together anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# To be honest, with his problems
he was a dead shoe-in.

Evening b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# *groan*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
# *hurts*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 2:57, archived)
# *marvels at acting*
How are you anyway? I've been trying and failing to write, as always, and then getting annoyed, and then had to have a discussion about National Service.

Oh how I love those kinds of discussions...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:00, archived)
# oh look who it is...
just look...

*looks around...*


*surprise hugs!*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:06, archived)
# you utter bastard.
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# i don't even know who he was but i saw the news story and was like 'wooops fuck hahahahah'.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# he was the british version of oliver twist.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:56, archived)

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