(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:12,
archived)
Any emotion.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:14,
archived)
RIGHT ON DUDE!
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:17,
archived)
I am officially better than everyone else due to this, for reasons I have explained before.
Plus I can do that kick up onto your feet thing from lying down.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:20,
archived)
Is not from terme, producer, did the circulation which is frequent eat the time Paramor bringing a back record, started in case, The usual duration which is Artist d'in order to say "Manager" The poll which pulls? As well R Manhein effective hein This be
Is not from terme, producer, did the circulation which is frequent eat the time Paramor bringing a back record, started in case, The usual duration which is Artist d'in order to say "Manager" The poll which pulls? As well R Manhein effective hein This becomes le rolee en 1952 started Record Director Conscience EMI's Columbia record.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:50,
archived)
Why are there cutouts of large breasted women next to the other hole?
Arf.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:52,
archived)
Maybe they represent hookers in the freezer.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:59,
archived)
Are you contrasting that with something that DOES make sense in this picture?
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:00,
archived)
The pineapple makes sense.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:01,
archived)
Pineapples do not make sense
DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOU OR NOT EAT YOU, MR. FRUIT? PLEASE MAKE A DECISION.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:10,
archived)
I regret nothing.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:41,
archived)
needs more george michael.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:45,
archived)
Nah blud.
George Michael's a bumbaclart.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:46,
archived)
pft
*RAPES*
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:50,
archived)
*doesn't push back so it's not gay*
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:53,
archived)
why, are you a lady then?
cos i'm not a boy...or am i?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:54,
archived)
I'm _minister
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:57,
archived)
I'm Bedlam
let's fight?
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:58,
archived)
Btw is you name any relation to kingdom on mondays?
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:59,
archived)
does that make me a pussy then?
see what i did there?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:58,
archived)
It makes you a rasclart.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:00,
archived)
a what?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:04,
archived)
*sucks teef*
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:07,
archived)
*sucks own cock*
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:07,
archived)
I...
...oh :|
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:08,
archived)
well it's the nearest one.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:09,
archived)
Pffft
What is this wham nonsense?
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:46,
archived)
Well I saw the last one and this suddenly came to me.
Although I'm starting to think I just made w/ up. I can't find any definitive site that says it's an abbreviation of with.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:48,
archived)
I always thought it ment without....
*investigates*
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:48,
archived)
Oh :(
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:49,
archived)
You are right.
It means with.
And now a lot of things I have read make a lot more sense.
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:50,
archived)
yeah man i just totally dig Nirvana and the Melvins, man. I got nevermind in, like, '91, man. What? yeah, i was, like, only 4 at the time but, like, i knew about them back then
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:21,
archived)
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:10,
archived)
:O
You've lost weight!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:11,
archived)
you are so catty!
ooo you bitch.
*limp wrist*
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:13,
archived)
Now I feel bad.
Nice frock you've got on!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:14,
archived)
would you like to see whats under it?
*lifts dress*
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:15,
archived)
O:
D: ... |: ... (:
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:25,
archived)
did i ever tell you you're are my hero?
you're everything i'd like to be....
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:27,
archived)
haha, i've got pics of him somewhere.
i think his name was rebecca.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:18,
archived)
pics...theres more than one!
pwoah!
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:18,
archived)
he had a whole series up on a diaper fetish site a while ago.
no, i don't have that fetish. honest.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:29,
archived)
worst jobs dot com?
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:32,
archived)
I'm
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:11,
archived)
los gusanos son atractivas.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:12,
archived)
hehe spying on filenames huh? =)
(cuakoh noes! i'm b3tarded,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:16,
archived)
always!
(postbearhas metal knees,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:19,
archived)
it's quiet
so I'll sneak this in now while nobody's watching
[edit:shrunk the fecker]
(revmoolawas thinking about a software problem,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:04,
archived)
NOOOOOO
Bell end skull head be making off wiv me bones!
By which I mean this is fantastic and love it.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:05,
archived)
come to think of it
^that would make an excellent Ronseal title for the piece
(revmoolawas thinking about a software problem,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:06,
archived)
You can have that.
First one's free.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:07,
archived)
whythankyouverymuch
(revmoolawas thinking about a software problem,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:11,
archived)
ohyou'reverywelcome
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:12,
archived)
Fetching !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:06,
archived)
I see what you did there...
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:11,
archived)
finally got it
I blame the terrible acoustics.
(revmoolawas thinking about a software problem,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:17,
archived)
zombie joggers: terror of the suburbs.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:14,
archived)
a few people have requested a better photo of steamed r2
Click for bigger (138KB) so i did one im quite chuffed with the result its all deserty like, theres a link to my dev art in my profile if you want printy
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:46,
archived)
nice
(coobeastieUsed to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:47,
archived)
i havent lived in scotland for a long while so it wouldn't much affect me but seriously drinking is such a huge part of the culture back home, i'd hate to think i couldn't go to the pub next time i went up to see the relatives :S
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:50,
archived)
Am I right in thinking 18-21 year olds will still be able to buy alcohol in Scottish pubs and clubs?
So they can get rat-arsed and annoying in public, but not have a glass of wine at home?
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:13,
archived)
Grey icing!
Top cake! I am envious that you could get hold of different coloured food dyes. This country and it's basic foodstuffs gets me down sometimes.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:16,
archived)
TINY BABY CHICKENS VS THROBBING MECHANICAL CONTRAPTION
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:19,
archived)
*places bet on chickens*
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:21,
archived)
yeah,. they probably got death rays or something
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:23,
archived)
tiny chickens come fully equiped with the latest nano-technology...
only the tiny ones though, the big ones can't work the buttons with their stupid fat claws.
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:24,
archived)
stupid clown clawed spazz chickens!
when will they learn?!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:25,
archived)
They won't, because they're stupid.
*points and laughs*
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:26,
archived)
stupid and tasty!
a deadly combination!
edit: I am sleepy
I will sleep now, nn
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:26,
archived)
see also:
cows pigs ickle baby sheep leeches
EDIT: This sounds like a good idea... me too. bye b3ta!
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:28,
archived)
oooo lovely
i just saw hulk and glee'd myself
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:23,
archived)
+a hulk hunk glee'd creamed
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:26,
archived)
dave?
WOW just WOW
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:23,
archived)
I've got general studies in the morning
So I'm going to bed soon.
I will have a mug of hot chocolate, and marmalade on toast.
I'm quite pleased of the nose I did here, and the reason the lady looks rather beaten up, is because the avatar that I was drawing, had these eyes.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:57,
archived)
If in doubt, put 'General LEE', because it was a man AND a car.
*probability win*
edit: also, this picture is great, and good luck tomorrow. :)
(grey kidis breakdancing to save a community centre,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:01,
archived)
Pfft.
I failed my statistics.
On the other hand, we have the sheets for general studies anyway, it's going to be all about paying womens, and how we should get more money because we're smarter than boys on average and such.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:03,
archived)
Dammit, I want 50 multiple choice questions on famous Generals!
*humpfs*
(grey kidis breakdancing to save a community centre,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:04,
archived)
I loved the maths and science paper.
The maths was piss easy, and for the question at the end, I got to talk about how the earth could be destroyed by meteors and how we can prevent this from happening.
Most of my friends talked about fat people instead =(
METEORS AND COMETS I said stuff like nuclear weapons would not be so good because then the fallout could still fall to earth attached to the bits of rock.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:07,
archived)
These are true facts.
You are officially qualified to hover with your finger over the button for all eternity.
(grey kidis breakdancing to save a community centre,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:08,
archived)
General studies, the easiest exam since ICT.
I've just been drawing with pencils for the first time in about four years. In conclusion trying to work out the reflections on the latex of imaginary breasts is quite difficult.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:02,
archived)
Actually, ICT isn't the easiest.
They trick you in the questions, half of the questions are about management, though the ones which are "Name three things you can do to change this logo" are easier than GCSE work.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:04,
archived)
Burn it, do swears on it, CDC it.
A*
(grey kidis breakdancing to save a community centre,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:05,
archived)
I was speaking of the GCSE, primarily because I couldn't see why anyone would do it for A-Level.
It was sodding awful, the most pointless and tedious coursework ever.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:05,
archived)
And it didn't get any better for A-level =(
It got worse, and more tedious.
But I seriously couldn't think of any other subjects I'd want to do apart from Maths, which I then grew sick of, but have completed to A-level, and Graphic Design, which I'm going to the London College of Communication to do a foundation year in, in September =)
Chemistry was just to annoy the teachers, and ICT was because I like computers. ICT is management though, they've only just put Computing on the curriculum. =(
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:08,
archived)
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:03,
archived)
It's more punched eyes.
And I did them the wrong way =( I tried colouring them with purple, when it would have looked better if I'd done them normally, but a bit puffy, then gone over them in purple and blues.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:05,
archived)
:)
I seem to remember General Studies phased out on account of how crap it was by the time I was thirteen only to be replaced by lots of Thatcher's mauling of education in the eighties
We had a tough time comming home to ZX Spectrums to discuss our woes
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:04,
archived)
It's Compulsory.
=(
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:05,
archived)
It fucking should be, it's the only one you'll EVER use again.
(Pub quizzes)
(grey kidis breakdancing to save a community centre,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:06,
archived)
Haha, no.
General studies taught me nothing I didn't already know.
And I would like to think, due to my obsessive wikipediaing, I helped my school house to win our last two quizzes.
Phobos and Deimos are brothers, the sons of Mars the God, and the names of the two moons which orbit it :D
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:10,
archived)
Compulsory if you do three A-Levels instead of four presumably?
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:07,
archived)
No, at my school you HAVE to do it.
Either that, or critical thinking, but they kicked people off Critical thinking and onto General Studies this year.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:09,
archived)
I don't even know what Critical thinking is.
Just calling people cunts presumably.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:11,
archived)
I think it's where you look at cases all lesson long
and decide "according to my morals, and logical thinking" that people should go in the slammer.
I think anyway.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:12,
archived)
For fuck's sake, as if The Daily Mail existing wasn't bad enough.
I had to do General Studies because I dropped Geography when I realised it was shit.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:14,
archived)
That's "Pendantry" .
A very un-critical form of thinking.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:16,
archived)
only thing pendan'ts ever get right is hubris
:)
(don't ask me to explain what I mean by this because in all honesty, I haven't got one shitting clue :D )
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:23,
archived)
One of my friends is terrible with numbers, she's ace at loads of other stuff though.
COMETS. :D
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:11,
archived)
when we did our General Studies AS exams
We assigned all of us a word that we had to work in to an essay. Mine was blancmange, I made a really unnecessarily colorful metaphor likening the European Union's bureaucracy to it.
(kingofporkis the king of pork,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:08,
archived)
Haha, nice.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:11,
archived)
i too have general studies
i havent been all year so the exams are fun :D
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:14,
archived)
Haha, awesome.
I wish I could have done that.
Instead I had to go, so I argued religion and such at people, and drew a lot.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:20,
archived)
i stayed in bed after i went to the first lesson and the teacher disagreed with me about representative democracy
i decided he was an idiot, and got three A's at As level
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:29,
archived)
Woo!
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:37,
archived)
Remember
1 Shakespeare 2 Bach 3 Long Shore Drift 4 the verb Etre 5 cogito ergo sum
I enjoyed general studies, it was like 15 to one.
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:32,
archived)
Haha.
We've done arts and humanities paper. this one is on politics, my worst subject.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:36,
archived)
click for bigger, if you enjoy sheer, unbridled terror (140KB).
edit: naughty me, i really should be thanking spacefish for the original fear. of all the b3ta memes and creations, i connect with it. back when i just lurked here, it amused and terrified me.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:44,
archived)
ARG!
Yet looks quite tasty.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45,
archived)
thanks!
i've eaten some of it, turned out well.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:15,
archived)
THIS IS A FEAR CAKE!
IT IS MADE BY BEAR!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:46,
archived)
it was an epic oven battle, sir.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:57,
archived)
AAARGH!
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(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:21,
archived)
Eye'd start with the eyes !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:47,
archived)
No, the mouthes.
And then the hands and legs, and then the body, then one eye at a time, and then keep nibbling until only one eye on each is left. Then eat them quickly.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:48,
archived)
You'll beat me to all the big bits that way !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:51,
archived)
i started with the leftover bits.
i did make extra eyes (small chocolate form, made extra in case they went screwy), and they've been consumed.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:23,
archived)
woo!
(brianftangwww.brianftang.co.uk,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:49,
archived)
ta!
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:24,
archived)
ARGH!
*insert what Mictoboy said* That's spectacular! Well done you. I can see how you did the icing bits but what is that on the arms and filling the boots?
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:49,
archived)
heh. hello there.
on the arms/wings: pinkish icing with brown accents to mimic the dimpled skin.
the boots i left as plain un-iced cake with just a bit of icing piped around the edges to define them.
the cake: double recipe, baked in an assortment of pans of various sizes (four circles, one cut up to make the boots, four tiny cakes made in chocolate cups to make the eyes, then the neck pieces and wings). dark chocolate, vanilla icing, some chocolate icing for the dark head.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:56,
archived)
I'm sorry, this cake will have to be collected by the government.
For testing and nomming.
If you'd just leave it in a designated drop off point... I can make sure it works its way to parliament.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:59,
archived)
you will have to pry this cake from my cold, dead, fat hands.
i was going to donate some to my neighbour (i gave her some SNARN cake), but she looked at it and said "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
i don't think she wants any.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:05,
archived)
She is more to be pitied than scorned ;)
*moves next door to PB*
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:18,
archived)
aha! my plan is working.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:16,
archived)
WINNER!
*click* hey PB!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:51,
archived)
y hallo thar!
how's things, zank?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:58,
archived)
you know how its is...
the spirit is willing but the flesh is bronchial!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:18,
archived)
You must be indeed fearsome
to bake such a terrible, hideousness, wickedness
I cower at your dread
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:52,
archived)
He must have tastebuds of marble
and bowels of steel.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:54,
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pretty accurate so far.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:02,
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Hahahahahahahaha
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:05,
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i am pure goodness and nice.
fear trembles before me. honest!
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:25,
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the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake!
he probably says it when he sees the whores on the streets
and goes up to each one and says "mum, is that you?"
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29,
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how is it possible for this non-existent being to appear
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:28,
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Conventions.
I've seen quite a few pics of people dressing up as him.
There's a pretty good video on youtube, where a jesus cosplayer is dancing near some people complaining people at the convention are all going to hell.
It does seem to be only one or two biased sources.
It's interesting for something so relatively recent.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:47,
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It makes more logical sense that it was nonsense attributed to someone who actually existed though.
Otherwise Christianity would have been really easy to disprove back nearer its roots. Seeing as no-one ever remembered him.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:36,
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the work of the vatican
put pay to all that, they have covered it all up. The odd thing is i am interested in medieval ecclesiastical life, but i don't believe in any religion
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:39,
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Many popes were utterly nuts.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:43,
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Nah, it's all plagarised.
Do you like greek myths?
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:39,
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i like mythology of all sorts
yes you can see the bible as mythology
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:40,
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The bible is an interesting read.
But I prefer the lego interpretation.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:43,
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No reason why he couldn't have existed as just a person
Whether he was who people make him out to be is another matter.
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34,
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IM IN UR MIND
PISSIN
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:35,
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Just cos you look like Dorian Gray
Shush
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:36,
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If I tie my hair into a ponytail I look like a 90s punk German lesbian too.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:38,
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If I pull my hair back quite tightly, I look like an elf.
it's tough to see unless you get very close. most people find it's easier to recognise as jesus if you close your eyes and read it like braille, with your tongue or various stiff appendages.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29,
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We should make some Jesuses for people to find.
I'm sure we could come up with a few ways to insure a particular pattern appears in some various urban objects. Perhaps, after a bit of time and decay... [/;-D
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:35,
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i found some of his bones the other day.
someone was throwing out the leg of a huge skeleton, so i took the bones. i stuck one of them in the dirt in a clay flowerpot on my patio, with some seeds.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:38,
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I'm tempted to make a two phase one
First the Jesus, for a few days, then the goat attached to his loins a week or so after.
Climbers or a spray plant?
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45,
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parsely and chives.
make a jesus, but give him six fingers on each hand.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:01,
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I hear he's doing Vegas this fall . . .
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29,
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Is it just me
or is Christ the spit of Jim Morrisson on that spoon?
(Flesis a man amongst gods.,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34,
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reminds me of this...
Can you see the face of jesus in this optical illusion?
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34,
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No . . . but it looks trippy when scrolling !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:36,
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JESUS BE A USELESS CUNT!
/BAD BOY BUBBY BLOG!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:52,
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i made this for "himjim"...
...its cack - but he likes it! bonus! :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:16,
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*offers hug* I'm alright, thanks. A bit worried 'cause exams start tomorrow. I've got two tomorrow, non Wednesday, two Thursday, and two Friday. BUT THEN SCHOOL IS OUT. ^_^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:24,
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