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# darling mong
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Delightful!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Haha
what a cutie
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Sorry got to say it.......
shopped images only please............
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I've never seen a post that is perfectly encaptioned by the username before!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# haha
EDIT: is that russel peter
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Yes, it is. Russel Peters, who's he then?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# comedian innit
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# oohhh Toronto
great city!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# You and I need to have a little word
*hides AK-47 behind back*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
I am loving these :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *tips hat*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha, best one yet :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Four spangs or only five?
The point is. Do you feel plucky spunk? Do ya?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# the most powerful spang gun in the world!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# sweet zombie jesus...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Has anyone else thought this?

Click for more
(461.95 kB D:)

Appologies for bigness, I know it's under the limit, but it's still big D:
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# what, feeding the cunt to a lion feet first?
yes, i had thought of that.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I thought his hair and beard surrounding him like a mane
made him look like a lion.
I have more plans for this idea.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# i'd like to see sharks surround him
like hungry predators
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Good idea
But some of the cunts on that programme did need a good shouting at.
And to be fair, the guy's got an empire to run, and he did build it himself, didn't he?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# yes
and doesn't he let you know it.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# That's true actually
Arrogant cunt :D
Even if he is right all the time doesn't mean he has to brag
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# he may be rich
but he will never get rid of the feeling that any woman he gets is only after his money.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# It's a pain I know only too well.
Only of course, for me it's my devastating good looks rather than my money.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Is it because you look like this?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I wish :(
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Don't we all...
Don't we all :(
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)
# it makes me laugh
all the girls in school who said they were going to bag rich men now live in council estates with chavvy boyfriends, fake tans and tribes of kids.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)
# you've got to love them bigging themselves up at the start of the series
'failure is not in my vocabulary' etc
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Pedastles
Everyone gets knocked off them at some point :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
prom on friday
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# No, but only cos I actually like lions
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
He's nto a very popular man is he :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha what
aaaaaargh
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# This :D \/
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# hahah
what?!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# This :D \/
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# og that's even more annoying than ilovehorses
people linking a post within the same thread....grrr!!!
damn, shouldn't reveal pet peeves so easily like that
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# The last bit of this
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# doh! *shakes fist*
i still clicked, maybe i enjoy the annoyance :p
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
What the shit? :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# What the shit
haha
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
In the Bungle, the mighty Bungle. The lion sleeps toniiiiight!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# He will eat your rape-stick
And steal your vital organs for food :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# D:
Why :(
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Because.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# You just got an A in the philosophy exam!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# YAY
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# the fuddering shuck!
thats ace!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# *glee*
Thank you all very much :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# No
No I haven't

Perfectly respectable animation tho...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Thanks :)
It's the way his beard and his hair line up ike a mane... To me at least.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I sort of doodled these kids that I saw in the halls today,

in between my Science and Maths exams.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# voyeur!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Nah!
They was right in front of my locker, and I was sitting there, eating cereal and sketching. Not my fault they stopped in front of me to be all lovey-dovey.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# eating cereal? between exams?
bloody hell, you are kinky aren't you?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ...wuh?
Honest! I had a ZipLoc bag of Frosted Flakes that mommy packed for me.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Was there a real heart?
Hello ^_^
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ...no
:[

Hi. :]
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# AIM?
:]
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# FIRE!!



...oh
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# FIRE!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
# tinkle tiem
saves the day :o)

speaking of which...*nips to the bog*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# FIRE!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Get a haircut, you hippy
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Oh, like you can say anything.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I'm having to go for the 'massive pony tail' look at work now.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hahahahah
why?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I'm working in a hospital, and trying to look vaguely smart.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Ooooh.
Are you a doctor?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Nah.
I'm training as a medical physicist, I mostly get to avoid the patients.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Ooh, right.
I hate hospitals. :/
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# i'm surprised you could see them
they are only waffer thin
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# like a meeent
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# where's me bucket?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Righty o
I don't get out much
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# me neither :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# pointy knees
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# yes.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I am sooo tempted to animate that.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Blimey!
Is one of them a girl?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# ...yes.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Which one
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# The one with boobs.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# that is just one person really
i wish you saw a heart floating above.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahah
so do I.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Kids in the Hall?
I am crushing your head.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahah
Haven't seen that in aaages.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# you did what to them in the hall?!!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahah
>.<
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Priddy :]
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Thank you.
^_^
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# they are all arms! arm people
that's what they are
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# here are some strange robots for no reason
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I like the one with a telescope on its knee
Woo!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Yay
robots
I like the one pissing in the bottom middle
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# You need no reason for these wonderful creations!
Woo!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# strange robots need no reason.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# this is an accurate representation of my brain trying to comprehend political philosophy right now
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# What is Political Philosophy?
Is it questions like Why is George Galloway here?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# If a George Galloway falls in the woods,
who will get there first to give him a good kicking?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# what is the sound of one george galloway clapping?
i think therefore I am george galloway?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I WILL!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Woo!
This is great. :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
# they're ace :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Reason not required
Just keep producing these please :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
# *glee*
I love your drawings :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# is it wrong that i don't find them strange?
they're jolly fabbo tho, what what
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick Pea Roast for the compo


What the heckedy heck !!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Haha :D
this is strange
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Eeeehehehee!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# i imagine that being said in insanity prawn boy's voice
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# ooooooooooooooo!!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# fine moon cheese!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# MERRY TUESDAY!
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# tuesday bells, tuesday bells, tuesday all the way!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# There is no spoon
Instead I give you a fork.



(surprisingly, not bindun before)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# about time!
*hasn't had a good forking in ages*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# *attempts forking*
*tines too early!*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)
# oof!
the handle! use the handle!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Is that a line from Star Whores?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
# yes
made famous during a conversation between princess lay 'er and jabba the slut.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# And dont forget
Ben Obi Wan Ken-bumrape!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# ah, yes
and the brave captain hanjob solo
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Maybe you should get together with Mushroom.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)
# yeah, i've heard he's a fungi to be with
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Well I heard that he was Shit(aki)
Hung like a button!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# yes, but it's shaped like a parasol
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Have you got something you want to get off your chest(nut)?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Sounds alright
so long as it's not a stinkhorn.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Nah it's not,
morel's the pity.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# don't talk a load of cep
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Back to killers point,
I heard it smells like (toad)stool!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Yeah, some of these puns are crimini
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# no spork
not a complete win, but definately worth of a click :o)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I think I like his face
yes, I believe I do.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# all fork and no play makes keanu reeves a dull actor
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm cupcake
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:07, archived)
# 2girls1cupcake?
nice.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:08, archived)
# The cock looks like reformed pork!
Or the content to Chinese dumplings:P
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# hmmm, tastes like chicken....
male chicken.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# smells like fish, tastes like chicken
that's the place you put your dick in ;)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Extra cream with mine
But how you got that over 50k is a mystery to me!!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Pulling it straight from the cam, I think

Camera Make: PENTAX Corporation
Camera Model: PENTAX Optio S40
Image Date: 2006:03:26 02:59:27
Flash Used: Yes (Auto)
Focal Length: 10.2mm (35mm equivalent: 62mm)
Exposure Time: 0.020 s (1/50)
Aperture: f/5.6
ISO equiv: 50
White Balance: Auto
Metering Mode: Matrix
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *giggles*
You said focal length!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
# White Balance?


RACIST!!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *Flash used*
along with long raincoat
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Aperture
too!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Exposure time!

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# it is? already?
oh well...

*unzips*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:19, archived)
# It's so.... so..... BIG!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# you're looking in the wrong direction
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# it says 'aperture' as well
might just as well come right out and say 'anal dilation'
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# it starts with anal dilation,
then before you know it, you're living in
making pottery from human faeces
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I just don't understand how people get such mahusive file sizes out of jpegs
though nowhere that extreme in this case. I'm sure that even paint isn't THAT bad at compressing them
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Did you eat it?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# A guy on another forum ate it
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Neato!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Right!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:13, archived)
# now!
what?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# So wow
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# That's a maybe your legs had just grow
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:20, archived)
# cupcock?
tasty!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I'd eat that
no problem.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# FILTH!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# the ball bag looks more like a brain
are you a lady?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Excellent, and looks most delicious :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:21, archived)
# You Luuurve the cock
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Have I ever said otherwise?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# "Let them eat cock.".
Marie-Antoinette (1755-93)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:23, archived)
# bugger.
i've got killer queen playing in my head now.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# That
is vile. And I want it!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:23, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Subtle!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# arf!
*sees inside*
*bokes*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha
*spangs*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# the other 97 redexes?
maybe it's just me, but m3essential.com does not respond
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# are you in asia?
I know my isp blocked the entire region. If not, then which country are you in specifically?

thanks
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# italy
that's odd..
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# hmnnn I'll look into it
sorry about that
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Just in: Italy now moved to Asia
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha
Bella! Bella!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:13, archived)
# "That entire region" being a continent!
Why on earth would an ISP block an entire continent?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Space mirrors

FACT
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# they can see the wrinkles on uranus
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# We learn so much science on this board
that we all deserve a BSc.
\\o/
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:16, archived)
# bronze swimming certificate?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I only ever got my 10m width certificate!
Damn asthma!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# 10m wide?
jesus, even goatse couldn't take that!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I can't see the images in your profile
you must be on another internets then
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)
# a majikal internets!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# KAZOOOM
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# :)
*spang*

:D 'nings
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Back to working for scale . . .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I bet they had a tip off on that story...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# ouch... but OK, I'll let you off the hook this time
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# that was a bit close to the bone
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# mmmmmmm
tasty butox...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# i do like these
looks like someone's pushing for another fp. and deservedly so :o)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I fixed your flag


:)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# now this is proper win, like, is it?
trying ineptly to translate your sig...all english in a big pit/deep rut?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:32, archived)
# all english are assholes
or so I have been led to believe
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# sounds more succint than my attempt
/doesn't know much welsh
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I saw an earlier one of yours but was too busy to reply
so take this for this one
*spang*
and this for the earlier one
*spang*
Aha I have just spotted one at the bottom of this page.
*SPANG*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I love how you lean over to do the spanging
I can see right down your top
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Dream on you daft nelly ;)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *dreams*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Woman walks backwards into a meat slicer
Dissasster
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin(la)dun?
Im crap when it comes to cooking, so ill cook summat up in photoshop.



EDIT - oh....NO!!!! Its 98 bytes more than it should be! FORGIVE ME PLEASE!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# hehehe :)

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Superb
A late winner on the stand side - have a click!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliant
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha, very nicely 'shopped
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# hm,
It took me longer to optimise, upload it and sort out the bloody HTML than it did to actually shop it!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# We see your shame!!!:O
Woo! Nice to see good noobies:D

EDIT: Bonus points for the exceppent use of bin(la)dun!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# That
is some POWERFUL spunk right there. Also it is awesome. *click!*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I can see his nuts!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Pfffffffffft
The whole image looks a bit fruity.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# It's a terrible thing to admit being English
But the Aussie Weetbix (not 'a') is a 1000 ties better than Weetabix.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)
# NO IT IS NOT
I had that foul bird's-nest-brick-poop when I was out there and it isn't a patch on the real thing!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# in related news....
Me as Domo



a domo bag



Yes - i loves Domo-kun!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I think we've all been there :)
nice
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Why do I get the feeling you're going no where?:P
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# hmm
shopped pics only

"click"
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Excellent!
This could only be improved with a CDC...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Or several...
The splashback almost looks like several 'sources' are targeting him...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# splendid!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Very kind!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# chuckle
Hah - if only that was the true course of human evolution! I wanna be a stretched domo foreskin!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:56, archived)
# moisturise him!
heheheh
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)
# lets hope catherine tate doesn't carry over to next series :o)
though she's not as bad as I'd imagined. Just a bit of a boring character
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)
# She is fucking rubbish. And shit.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:04, archived)
# i'm pleased
by billie telling her she's going to die.
KEEL OVER, YOU IRRITATING GINGER BINT!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:05, archived)
# tee hee
your anger amuses me :o)
mostly because I agree
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
# my anger amuses me
a damn sight more than she ever did. she is cancer on legs. hairy ginger legs.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:16, archived)
# ^exactly this
That Martha was good in the Raging horn factor
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:17, archived)
# she was fucking lush
need to stop looking at that pic on the wiki page for her...the dirty look is giving me dirty thoughts
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# don't worry, she doesn't
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# *sigh*
*relief*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I'm getting on with it, as they're going into an unusually 'Doctor Bashing' area of writing lately,
and she seems good at that, I love when she just turns on him or won't take him seriously.

She doesn't seem so great at basic heart rending stuff tho, like I wasn't convinced by her when she lost her kids.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Chuckle!
Chortle, guffaw, titter! ;)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahahah! Brilliant!
easily best new guy of the year so far!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# a moollight landscape
Photos for a total of about 45 minutes of exposure, various processing and some shopping...

CFB
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Gotta love the light you get from those mools ;)
Seriously woo pic though!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# chac mool
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# now
I see!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# *gyrates*
nicely done
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Nice.
Love the effect. =]
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Is that what weathermen see when they look up at the sky?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Let it cosmic reign . . .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# what camera for 45 min exposure?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:17, archived)
# a hacked canon a570 is
hacked with chdk
They actually are 45 exposures of 1 minute each, averaged to remove noise and composed to see the star trails.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# this may only mean something to citizens of/vistors to Sheffield

cfb (356k)

Or those that have The Origin of Symmetry by Muse (see art work)
or those curious enough to click here
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# ING?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# now I wish
I had done a QI flashing screen with ING

an opportunity missed


edit: see below.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# ING?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)
# WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY 'ING'

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# ING?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# that's pretty close to a Carling
ad campaign where they tacked the ING from carlING on to other words...Brilliant!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Haha! Never trust a sign...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# You spelled ING? I don't get it wrong
;)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# You could tell that's shopped
Why would anyone be welcome in Scunthorpe?

/Only 24 toasters blog
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Premier points ad for
mobil?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# SHORPE?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Done bysomeone caled Carl no doubt.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# That place is shit
and bloody massive!!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I've yet to go and only
went to rock night at the roxy's once...once was enough.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I been to transmission 3 times
Dont really remember it apart from it was impossible to find anyone
But there were loads of bars so getting served was easy as
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# ING? I don't get it
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Aww...here
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Insurance scam ?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:55, archived)
# ooh
clever. :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Ro ys!!
what a place!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Shrek not happy

Shrek smash donkey
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)
# push that turd out
you big gay green bastard
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# From the look of his hands and mouth
there are three cocks missing from that pic.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Bahahaha!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# ..and breathe
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Is he recieving a blowjob?
top wooness
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# *I love this more than brie*
Right, I'm off.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# he's gonna blow!

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# thats
some nice morphing there, sir!

Looks like hes having a shit, or a reverse shit (being bummed)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Make a wish . . .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Nice wig!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Definite invisible porn!
Nicely done! :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# So, Fred informs me that you only recently found God?

Clue's in the filename...

Response so far has been a little strange.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# West Brom?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Whaaa!?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# CHRISTIAN!!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)
# JUSTIN!!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# ITS ALL LIES!!!!!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# all complete bollocks
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Have you been
smoking the reefer in the corna?

Woo :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)
# You know how we roll
with our backseat hoes.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# You got a license for that ?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Eric?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Feeeeeesh ?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Just testing stuff out
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Secrets reavealed . . .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# das ist good!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# ARGH
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# good - friggin' - grief!
*spang*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I have a hundred of them, I should stop now
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)
# hehe, certainly not
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)
# pahahaha!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Fair to middling . . .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I can be political
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Brown time!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)
# can you also be a smasher and optimise that a tad please - .pngs tend to save as a bigger filesize than .jpgs :)
if you're struggling for help, just ask as a reply and let us know what software you're using, there's usually a good sort here who can help :)

welcome aboard, at any rate
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I love how he has ironically hosted it on TINYpic.com
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# They should rename it LIARpic.com
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# ^What he said
With added fluff :)

(Not saying you weren't being fluffy Archie, just adding more :) )
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Indeed :) 'ning m'lovely
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
#
344.08 kB (352336 bytes)

Try this numbnuts;
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# the word numbnuts doesn't get used here as frequently as it should.
I use it a lot in real ife, and I'm glad I've seen someone else use it here, although it is a little harsh on the new person :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# It is a wee bit harsh Archiebald, a wee bit.
But twas all in good fun.

;D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# indeed, but there are harsher terms to use.
To me, numbnuts is still the right side of harsh to be acceptable. If not, they can go f*ck 'emselves, the c*nts ;)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# You thilly.
:)

Right, I'm off to watch some Kung-Fu.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Oh dear
I'm so sorry. I had this awful premonition that I'd fuck up on my first post.

Hope this grainy 63kB version is more acceptable, but I suppose the damage has been done.

:'(
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I bet all these source images are from your 'special files'

/ac
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(i've always wanted to say that...)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# so has the wife...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# wahey!
also, i am not sure how this is "political" other than it has the pm's head on it
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# *full of hot air* I would assume
not so much polololololololitical, more of a statement of fact
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Your picture is to big.

Read the faq
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I love this animation
But I don't see how it has to do with a picture being too big ...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:17, archived)
# even the real Broon isn't that big
smallify please
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# loading ... loading ... bit of blue ... still loading ...
ooh, a baloon

still loading ... still loading ...

oh, it's Gordon Brown

still loading ... still loading ... still loading ...

sorry, lost interest
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Am it Brown teim?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Tis ...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# board has slowed down a bit

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# His arms wide
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Sokath
His eyes uncovered
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Shaka,
when the walls fell.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Kiteo
his eyes closed.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Uzani's army... with fists open
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)
# seriously
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)
# *bookmarks that /talk thread
you win the entire supply of 'geek'
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I memorised loads after me and my mates became obsessed
there is an online dictionary
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Mirab
with sails unfurled!

I love that episode.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# on another note firefox 3 is a bit nippy innit?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# wouldn't know
is it?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# if it let me on the bloody site to download it, I'd let you know
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I was thinking with all the advertising of the record attempt
It would be near impossible to actually get onto the site to download it within the next 24 hours!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
# ^this
"Help Firefox break a world record"?

Help Firefox DOS its own servers more like.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# not sure whether mirror sites count for record purposes,
but I've just d/led it from filehippo.com
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# try here
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# mindpiss!
and that should be my last b3ta post from FF2 if all goes well...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# ahhh, cheers fella!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Wonderful!!
That was pretty damned quick in the end!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)
# it's not bad..been using it for a month now :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Does it have a 'speed dial' thing like Opera?
I do like that.

Also, does it 'memory leak'.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
# it is :D
i mainly use flock, the new beta's based on ff3
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# IS TOASTER ABOUT?
i hope hes not doing a discomeats. :/
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ^this
We must launch the 'Find Ttssattsr!' campaign, A.S.A.P.



It's not quite a discomeats though... has only been a couple of days so far.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I assume he's on a drug fuelled binge of sex and violence.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# He's found GTA4?
D:
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# He's found Jesus?
Longest game of hide and seek ever.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
# haha :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Kadir
beneath Mo Moteh.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Darmok
ftw
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# 'ning
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Is that Ian Hislop?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Hahaha
ace
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# That's big of you !
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Don't be cruel about dislexic dwarfs
It's not not big and not clever
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I just remembered
'She stoops to conker'

a conker shop for hunchback feminists
/99p challenge
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# ouch!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# good mighty christ :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# when they catch him and hand down the death sentence:
"MEDIUM FRIES"
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha! *takes notes*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# YES!
Relevant pearoast

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# *tortures a bit*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# That warrants a friendly visit from
Mrs Click McClickage from Little Clickington
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Old Two Jags has reinvented himself alright.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# YEAAAAARRRRRGGHHH
It's my nightmares doubles by 10x
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's excellent!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I like this... but I really, really don't....
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Hairaisingly . . . hairy !
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# argh!

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Oh my!
He's being eaten by a guinea pig!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# That's no Two-Jags...
It's Anne Widdecome!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
Sorry:
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Marge Simpson?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I see Chewbacca
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Haha, I thought this too =)



Nice tat, btw - was going to congratulate you in London but you wasn't there, innit
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)

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