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# can't help thinking it whenever I see all the toys

maybe the marketing department missed the story meeting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
aww! Nice :)

EDIT: oh, was it meant to be a carefully crafted and poignant message on mankinds constant raping of our planet and further advnaces in selling stuff that we don't need but now with the addded ability to do so on the back of highlighting how we're fucking everything up by doing so?

Fuck, I just thought it was adorable.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# yep, and that sadly is what will be seen by the millions of cretinous cinema goers
who will completely miss the point of it all and come out saying "well it wasn't as funny as Shrek, there weren't any fart jokes"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Nice piccy, sorry for the threadjack but not worth it's own thread,
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# s'ok, I clearly picked the wrong time
to post a carefully crafted and poignant message on mankinds constant raping of our planet and further advnaces in selling stuff that we don't need but now with the addded ability to do so on the back of highlighting how we're fucking everything up by doing so.
*brain 'splodes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I think I was more confused by the fact that I thought it was Johnny 5.
Which subsequently confused the message somewhat.

Am I massively out of the Disney loop or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# It would seem so
It's the new Pixar film that is out this weekend in the US and here in a month or so.
www.apple.com/trailers/disney/walle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Aaah, now I understand.
Very good, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# That's what I thought too I'm afraid,
Sorry Tappyhost!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# haha
true
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hey there! You're looking gorgeous today.


Are you a member of the forums yet? I HATE YOU!

www.awesomeopard.com
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
I had a driving lesson today and needed to sneeze the whole way through
Very distracting.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# awesomeopard is indeed
awesome and.. a pard?

(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# we all have days like that
don't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# haha :)
much wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Haha!
Fingers on the rape alarm buzzer
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
delightful! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i thought much the same thing - seeing that in town earlier
except I thought, "OOh - is this a new b3ta quiz?"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# rape or harmless sexual adventure
can you tell which is which from these 42 glossy photos?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# 42 glossy, high res portraits, complete with a splash proof wallet
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# "Which of these victims secretly enjoyed it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Rape or regret?
Did he rape her or does she just regret the drunken fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
#
www.lordmanley.co.uk/papist-or-rapist/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# "You must be this high to be entered
....by John Leslie."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# ahahaha
A bit like deal or no deal
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Feel the burn!

Previous sumo
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# have.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# If you could have...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# There the best type...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# AAARGH!
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's just too awesome for words!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# i don't remember posing for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# the perfect woman
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Indeed
Flat top to rest beer on. Mouth at groin height. All she needs to do is turn into a six-pack and a pizza at midnight and it's all win.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# needs more norks though
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# nobody's ever told me i needed more before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# you can NEVER have too much
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# here here
norks rule
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Much as I love norks
I very much disagree NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Should be marked NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Yes, sorry
I edited it almost immediately, you must just be stalking me :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# * Two mins after?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Nope
posted, let the page load, clicked 'edit', saved
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# ah- but they are clearly not real
you can never have too much real norkflesh
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Still disagree
Still NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# oh but they look so comfortable
imagine watching tv with them wrapped round your ears- lovely
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# they look nasty
and quite possibly diseased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# well perhaps they are an extreme, but you get the idea...
norks are fun!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# you need...
actually no
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# why is the part of a woman between the mimsy and the norks called a waist?


because you can EASILY fit another pair of norks in there
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha

* Would they not be called Udders then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *feels the bum*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# HAHAHAH
delightful! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# jeez
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Can I join?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# pfffffft!
Gnops still not dead yet then?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Cack and dirty:
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I'm not even sorry.

Ok, I am, a little.
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one to come back to!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# And a nation was born
Now let us party like it was 1799
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# ok, i'll let you off with this one
as it's damn funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# oof
took a while
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Took a while and wikipedia for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# very good
see, this is ok, it's not a bandwagon, it's a mini-self-challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# you were saying?
www.b3ta.com/board/8495101

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Politically incorrect smurfs
Here they are; the smurfs that smurf society doesn’t want us to know about. Must have been done loads of times already, right?


click to make a lot less puny...
(Dent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# if it has, it was done smaller
/mein kampf
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# How could something be so small but so big at the same time?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i hear that alot
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# relativity?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Reverse TARDIS Technology
otherwise known as RETARDIST
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# well that caught me off-guard... office lolled
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahhha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# "Tra la, la la la laaaa, sing a happy song"
Sing it! *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# thats some good shoppage there,
might want to optimise it a bit though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# please





make it bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *biggens*
magics!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ^

Hasn't been done enough times if you ask me*
Excellent either way.. world must know!!


*I have no idea if its been done or not..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
fuck you all
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*nicks lighter*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
he still looks better than the original pic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# It's good, nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Well I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# thx
thanks for comments all! Especially the ones about the size : )
(Dent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I have no Spores today. Just Mister Noog.

Aha! Mature content = no access, so now bigulated here
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Nope... can't read that...

* Woo to site registration though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# clicky biggy
makes it bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# it really doesn't
which is a shame because it looks good.... small, but good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# nice site registration page
... but I'm not playing your sick mind games any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# GORGON
ZOLA
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# you're weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# This is utterly fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# a.b.a.s.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha ha

ACE - fuck all the wand baggon haters - this is solid gold goodness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# to quote happytoast
www.b3ta.com/board/8495032
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# indeed
sometimes bandwagons drag out some classics, but it's a shame you have to trawl through 10000000000000 posts with no thought or effort put in
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
but damn this fucking bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
just when i thought you'd succumbed to bandwagonning :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# pffff
no to bandwagons is hard to maintain upon viewing this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *rockits*
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# NO NO NO
STOP THIS MADNESS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *drops image and runs very very far away*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahah!
as much as this wagon isnt my sort of wagon, this is excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ^
I have to agree, this one is pure geniarse of the highest order! :)

*tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hahah!
Oh good God.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# S O C K !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Its hard to complain when some people can bandwagon so well :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha, win!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hoorah for sock
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
#

yep: quick, dirty and bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# East Cheam needs a hero too!


Damnit you beat me!
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Heh!
www.b3ta.com/board/8494948
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# He's trying out his new alloys

innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *Unexpected Wheelie Good Horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# It just arrived..
Your shipment of spang is here!! *SPANG*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Thank you...
Your mum and her friends stole my last one!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# You are Jonathon Ross.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I am...

* Awses my covew is blown...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# stwike him, centuwian
vewy woughly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Noons Mrs Monkey
OI No Cheesecake!!!!
I wants you fit and well, so get dietin or else!
Got it?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i've got 2 weeks
before i start the liver reduction diet. i'll be on just enough fluids to keep me alive, basically. after 2 weeks of that, i have my bypass op so, for the next 2 weeks, i'm going to enjoy every tasty fucking morsel i can get my hands on!
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
Damn it, I can hear the Black Beauty theme in my head as I watch this...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Da Da...
DDDDDDD Da Da..

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# All I can see is Janet riding Johnny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# 8}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# time to take your porn dvd back for a trade-in
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# really? I was thinking of "the lightning tree" from Follyfoot
....I actually feel dirty for having typed that out *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Grow grow the lightnin tree
Etc etc
Nothing like something for you n me
Grow grow the lightning tree etc
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# what was really odd about that prog
is that the girl in it, looked EXACTLY like my Aunt when she was younger. Everyone in the family agreed; the similarity was so striking she could have been her twin

True story
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's super ace.

it just needs an unexpected dave
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# the suspension looks a bit dodgy though
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'm sure he'll get some phat shox when his next giro comes through
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# either that or a ludicrously big spoiler
choices choices
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Beep beep
Wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh my, but that's magnificent. :D Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# will it ever stop?
yo, i don't know

:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hehe
Its got a Terry Gilliam feel to it...
(Dent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Not angry or owt...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ^
would!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yeah,
that pump sure looks invitingly sexy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
#
What she can do with that nozzle alone!! fwooar!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# oh, you were talking about Uma?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
#
hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# toapical!
good film, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# she gives me the solid horn in tarrentino films
and not in anything else... Mia Wallace is possible one of the most perfect wimmins ever.

How Damn...

also - woo to teh pic and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *fwapps*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *steals*
*sends to generic lads' mag*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oi...
Hands orf you rotter!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Another?

Dirty, Dirty Will Smith!
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Cunt!
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Dirty, dirty bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Shitwagon!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Fucking bandwagon cunt!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Arrrgh
Recursion!
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# .....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# This is an excellent picture
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha...
Why am I looking at two images of your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Because
You stole my wallet, you git.
I musta left it in your mothers bedroom.
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha - Are you fuckin mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Very...
She still owes me £10
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Change out of a £20 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# yeah, she charged me double
:(
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# She's good like that.

* Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# ^^this fail is up there with the best of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i can't tell...
If this kitty is calling mea wanker, laughing, or wiping food off his mouth :p
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# all 3
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ahhh. Multitasking Cat
Awesome
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yup and here it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i suggest you stop this now
unless you actually want violent bumrape and extreme anal fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# can you think of another reason he posted?
*prepares sandpaper gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# maybe he has an itchy colon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# maaaayyyybbbbeeeee I do..
I only did the one! I feel almost violated!
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# that's the b3ta experience in a nutshell
rape, anger, humiliation and finally, acceptance.
THUS THE CIRCLE OF B3TA LIFE TURNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# reminds me of school
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# school wasn't that bad
then again, i bunked off a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# now this i like
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# no no no no no no no!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i thought bandwagons were win when i first joined b3ta
i was wrong. :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Sorry to bother you all,
...but could any of you guys lend me a cigarette?

Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Seriously m8, you've had enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# jesus childraping CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# awww
he looks so depressed...



shame i quit, so i have none to give him
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I think you've had plenty
you ugly freak of nature!

Smoke a pipe like a real man*

real man == me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# What a chipper idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# See how happy he is?
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# what blends do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I got some Captain Black Cherry the other week
and it's a fine smoke... aside from that I quite like dunhill...

what about you?

last year some time my friend brought me some back from Spain which had been matured in port barrels - heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# nice nice
i like Consumate Gentleman.

I'm working on a tasty plug of pig-tail twist as well, but that's a bit rough
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Poor little guy
Here you go, you can have a sterling blue superking, a camel blue or this embassy no 1 I'm saving for a really bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I'll give him a tab . . .
IF he does gleeeeee! arms . . . C];0p

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# They're bad for you...
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/57986/1192796316/smoke.JPG
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# master of fucking big posts
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oh...
Well, I've linked it now... just for you.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# 0h....
and now I feel like a board nazi

*cringes with guilt*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahah, Alopecia Rat needs Ciggies!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# fuck off
if i can't have one, nor can you!
*still fighting the urges*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# haha!
jesus holy fucking christ on a bike! BURN IT! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
this is likeable - I like it, because it made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I'm waiting to see what you're going to do for burping...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# "Wind him"
or farting in the little cunt's face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# more suggestions please
I can't think of any more legitimate actions to perform on a baby that I can filter through my misanthropic mind
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# give him a rattle
or something to do with gripe water, i don't know, i haven't got kids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# rattle....
I like that....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# get him a bear
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# something could be done with nappy rash or teething, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# it can, but please stick to my mini-compo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# you have a dirty, dirty mind
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I do- you should see what I'm thinking now...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# SHOW ME
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# change the baby, literally?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# that crossed my mind....
more to come...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# heheheheheh
this is wrong on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ...
I like these because they are good. And I am disposed to call them good because I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I like your logic
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I was playing the blade runner game last night

May be too dark for some screens. It doesn't look very blade runner-esque. I may fix that. It's just a very quick aproximation, after all. Suggestions are welcome.
Bigger
Drawing
(Nissun, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# that's fab! :)
blade runner game?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# oh yes
with out a shadow of a doubt in my top 5 favourite games ever. its fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# This
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_Runner_(video_game)
From 1997. Graphics are terrible and it's a bit short, but I love it.
(Nissun, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# a bit short? I don't remember it being short. 4 discs wasn't it?
ace drawing too
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Fuck that shit.
Get it on the C64.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh shit that's fucking gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ^ This!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Its good though.
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# that is a lot of AWESOMENESS!
....I never got around to playing that, was it actually any good?

speaking of older games.. I reinstalled Freelancer last night... ONE OF THE BEST EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Christ I love that game.
It's a pity that almost all other space combat games have awful control systems, Freelancer was one of the few good ones since Wing Commander.

Couldn't you turn Newtonian physics computer compensation off as well, so you just had the option to drift and spin round and shoot people?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# TIE Fighter, XWing Alliance were my two other faves,
but FL was far more open, plus there are a lot of good mods out there, like Discovery or Crossfire.

edit: yeah, cut engines :D there was a neat trick there, hold down the thruster key, cut engines, release ya thrust key, turn the ship, and enemies wont follow you as you drift at almost top booster speed
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I was always interested in EVE: Online which had far more ships, weapons, economy, missions, plus it was an MMO.
Sadly as with all MMOs it was just point and click combat system, that really really pissed me off.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# mmos are just crap. i always start them with wide eyed wonder then they all turn out the same
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# yeah... I had that conan one and was totally bored of it after ten mins,
a good waste of money, that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I've only really played EVE: Online (two 14 day trials and one month I actually played for at one point), and I think I tried the Star Wars one which was bloody awful, and that FPS one.
The only only good one ever created was Monster Hunter, but it didn't really count because it wasn't exactly MASSIVELY multiplayer, it just had loads of quests and items and stuff you couldn't get if you played the offline game.

Fucking awesome though, there's nothing like smashing a massive hammer into a dragon's face and ACTUALLY DOING IT instead of just pointing and clicking. And having to avoid being killed constantly made it feel great.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# started playing that now
damn hard game, but very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# On PSP? I've not got a PSP so haven't been able to Monster Hunter properly for about three years.
Played the original on the PS2, most of a korean version of MHG, and about half of the offline of the japanese version of MH2. But without knowing what you are really doing or online play with friends it's not the same.

I've always been a bit suspcious of the PSP version as there were barely enough buttons on the PS2 versions.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# The controls take a bit of getting used to
but they've crammed more stuff in it.

There's also another version on the PSP out called Monster Hunter Feedom 2 G - only out in Japan at the mo and was apparently responcible for the productivety of Japan to drop by a good few % on it's release day.

Some peeps are working on an English patch, so I'll keep a gander.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I so need to steal my brother's PSP, he never uses it anyway.
But I imagine I'd just not do anything for about four months if I had Monster Hunter again.

I was a legend amongst hammer users.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# started with the long sword
one thing that bugs me is that you can't run out to the field unless you're doing a quest....got lots of goods I need to farm and I have to do quests at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Yeah, I used to just take the mushroom quests or cooking meat.
But it depends on what stuff you want as sometimes its only available on hard quests.

I remember mining or trying to get rarer monster parts used to be bloody frustrating at times, and usually fairly boring as it meant doing the same quest again and again and again.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ahhh, thought so....
...only successfully done 2 quests so far...got lots of practice to catch up on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hhhmmm... Ive got MH on psp
and could never really get into it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# i'm hoping the forthcoming fallout one will be good...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I do play WoW
got about 9 characters all levelling up gradually; pvping like hell at the mo though, new gear out tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I've still got an account on SWG...
even though I've quit about 5 times now... One of these days, I'll stay on the wagon.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Get on the crossfire mod
It's the dogs bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# nice
doesn't quite cover it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# thats stunning
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# There's a Blade Runner game?
(Woo! BTW)

Self aware robots FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# That's lovely stuff
I love Blade Runner, but to concur with Prodigy: game?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# out in 1997 according to wiki
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haven't played that for years
I remember bits of it though; examining photos for clues using the Blade Runner technology, was odd but really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# that is lully
*wants skills*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# that really is very good
bravo, woo and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i fucking love that game!!!!!!!
bought it around 1997,stupidly traded it in,then after years my freind mentioned he had the game lying around somewhere,fucking brilliant......oh yeah nice pic too :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# A friend lend me it
Fortunately, I can play it without the disk. I hope it's re-released some time in the future and I can find it that way...
(Nissun, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# oh fuck that's shitting gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# damn you and your talent!!
damn them all to hell!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# im liking that :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# yay fab!
I love that game, I got it free with my old graphics card :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# that am rather prettyful
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# amazing stuff :)
inspirational in fact *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Woo to the pic
and yay to the game! Bloody hard though innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hallelujah.
(Virulent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Jesus saves
The rest take damage.

Bedtiem, laters...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# you're worse
I saw it on my mates shirt, he had to explain it to me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# you: your T shirt, over there on the floor next to my pants, what does it say
Your Mate: shut up and kiss me again...

AND THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I fucking wish
even if he is a bloke
I FUCKING WISH.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# speak to him about it
tell him your feelings...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# It's more the concept rather than anything
To be honest you could replace 'mate' with 'mum' and I'd still be happy to get a shag.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# speak to him about it tell him your feelings.
tell him your feelings.

him her
him her
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# that's not gunna happen
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Jesus saves
but Ronaldo scores on the rebound!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Jesus saves
he drives a diesel.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Jesus saves
in Jewish banks
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Jesus Salves
because his skin is dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# what's sympathy fucking got to do with it
oh f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l, with real feet!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ooh that reminds me I've not finished Dark Sector
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# is it any good?
I just got Orange Box (again) and Skate for my PS3, both of which are pretty awesome...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# it's not bad

they could've worked on the controls,
someone who carries a bitching throwing blade shouldn't be stopped dead in his tracks by a 2 ft wall
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# HA HA HA
'I can't cut it to death - I'm all out of ideas...'

:)

I'm getting MGSIV Next - I heard there's a 45 minute cut scene... !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# no game in the world is good enough for me to sit through a 45 min cutscene.
I'd rather play quick time events.

45 mins.... madness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# that's not including the alleged 90 min cut scene
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I've been playing skate man that' a whole heap of aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yeah - I don't like skating games as a rule
... this reminds me of how much fun Claifornia games used to be

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Speaking of PS3, I just got an email from the online rental company
I use to tell me that GTA IV has been dispatched \o/ Have you been playing online?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I have been playing it online
it am awesome... the only GTA I've been bothered enough to finish since the first one (the top down one)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Add me up dude.
rhyme_minister
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I will certainly do that - but I'm afriad it will have to be next week - I start my
treck down to Glastonbury tonight...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Awesome.
Have a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I've played online a few times...it's not bad
I found it slow to get connected to a room
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Fair enough.
Apparently it's alot better with friends. Can't wait, although I would have preferred MGS IV
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# "Jesus shaves"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# he quite clearly doesn't
unless you're talking about his pubies... Jesus and the Book of the extra optical inch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# It's an extra optical inch?
where's my razor, accursed beard growing where did I leave it....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# can anyone recommend a good online T-shirt printer?
I have a one off design I want done really quick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# If you can be bothered to sign-up
iPoints users currnetly get a free t-shirt with a company called VistaPrint.
I orderd mine the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# WH SMITHS
Paper for your printer, print it, cut it out, stick it on... Bosh!

sorry - forgot to mention - the special iron on paper that you print on and then iron the cut out onto your T Shirt.

That bit was important and so I thought I should mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# spreadshirt
deliver in less than a week (to central london anyway) - once it was four days.

flex and vinyl prints may take one or two days longer.

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Glaive - makes me think of krull
....I've got to go watch that again :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# any excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant!
at what level can he create food, and convert water to wine? Easily his best talents/skills :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# If World of Warcraft is anything to go by
Aldis wine = +64 hp over 20 seconds - level 4
Braces bread = +256 hp over 20 seconds, must be seated or stationary - level 8
Marks and Spencers Fillet of Fish = +1028 hp and stink like a lesbian - level 16
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# jesus saves
with the woolwitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Playground Offence - Handcock
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# oh oh
is that a bandwagon i hear in the distance?
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ^this with lube
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ^ That - HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ^T'other with extreme prejudice^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I've run out of kitten feed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Bandwagon?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# re-e-wind
when the crowd say bo!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# haha
i hope not, its only a passing phase.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# if only i had my photoshop at work
id have a go, but my ability to utilise GIMP is minimal.
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hopefully not
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Oh please no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# alll the best bandwagons happen over the nightshift
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Pffftttt...

* Coffee on Monitor moment...

(Yea right)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# IT'S TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Why are you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# responding to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# i
like this
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# NO
I DONT!

/flids
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# MILK
SPONGE
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# CHEESE
FLANGE
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# because no one else will
:D
j/k
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# IT'S TRUE D:
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *pats on back*
poor hexy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# If someone doesn't acknowledge him he just evapourates into a fragrant ether.
"ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS YOUR PEER. ACKNOWLEDGE MEEEE!!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# all we need now is a gnops version....
Edit: I was being ironic. Or sarcastic,(or something)

Please, NO
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# lol
that we do.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# There's a hairdresser on an advert at the moment
who is already gnopsed, a little

www.televiznireklamy.cz/obr/Pantene%20Pro-V%20Andy%20Uffels.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I saw
him yesterday and thought the same thing. lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# hahahah!
he needs some serious sponging
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# As long as nobody joins in
No

*prays*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Quite similar to the ATeam one.
*waits for AT-ATs to appear*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# lol pedophilia
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# haha
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# what's funny?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# pedophilia?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# George Carlin was :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# splendid
although i still don't know what george michael's done now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Celebratory Candle Time!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I so want to take off the H & N off the massive poster near my house
But i'd need a stepladder and some black paint and I don't have the balls
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# OH NOES MUGABEES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# oh you barsteward, office lolled
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# MUGARRRR
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*wanks onto weetabix*

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
*fears the magabeeeeeees*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# LOAL
www.b3ta.com/board/8492934
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Scary, but not as scary as this...


The money grabbing, high pitched, toothy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalkin!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# if only
he would fly away....

get it?

FLY AWAY

hahahahahah

/dead
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hehe
swat him, swat him HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Don't ya just wish you could drown him in a water bucket smeared with jam?
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I see your Mugabee
and raise you a Michael Bee!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# very nice
have slight rework

that shadow really doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Mothbert!
He is charming!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# they are somewhat rare
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *BANG!*
but OH so tasty . . .

Hurrah! and Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# and the Zebrino is gone!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# but I have my delicious sandwich, which is all that matters
... couldn't eat a whole one though...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# that is some truely EXCELLENT shoppage!
Zino's FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Very nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# wow
nice shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
and nice reflections, you feisty trumpetmonger
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# That's very good stuff!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# You clever bugger!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Yay for zebras!
And hurrah for rhinos!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ...and Rhinosauruses...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# That's outstanding
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Ooh I say thats rather good
How are you Sanity?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# all's good
*points at sig to explain his persistant absence*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)

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