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# messin with mah tablet
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# 'Tis nice
and Happy B3taday!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# wacom'on
nice

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# WOo!
& Hippy b3taday!

:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# yay
thanks, i didn't realize my b3taday was here!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ffs, how do you do this thing?
how do you do this thing?
how do you compensate for GIFs going slower on the board?
and why does the background in flash not stick with white like it promised it would?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I like it like this.
It's arty!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Dull reply
-if you view the gif by dragging the local copy into your browser, it should look exactly the same as it does on t'board. (Except the first run-through on the board, while it downloads the frames)

-Your gif is transparent, so the background pixels are the colour of whatever happens to be underneath it. Dunno your software, but it's prolly an option somewhere. I guess you're wanting the scissors transparent too, in which case you need to paste it with the right background set...or something.

Woo, anyway. Lovely.

EDIT: PS It'd be nice if you could make the text frames stay on longer, so we have time to read 'em, please, while you're at it, thankyouverymuch
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Thank you very much
Sorry about the text. I'm new to animation
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I'm fairly new to it too,
but also very geeky.

What software are you using?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Flash
I dun it all in flash
(and i'm viewing it in firefox)


AHA!
I finally found how to save the image without transparency, and thereby sixthed the filesize, and invented the word sixthed.

Also now speed is happy. SockCooker has saved the day! Yay for SockCooker!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# You have done vere well.
I wish I could do the same :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Gifs also look slower in some browsers
i.e. IE!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
# IE IE IE IE IE
that messes with my head, man
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Ayeeiee!
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# put it on it's side, and it's like the logo for some evil worldwide corporation :D


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(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# It's a tripod under a cloud
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# oh my god! we're doomed!!!!
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)
# No, they're solar powered.
World is saved. Cheese for all.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
# \o/ YAY! \o/ cheese party!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# peanuts, peanuts, he tried to stick it in me!!!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Nice!
I reckon snoopy's nose looks pretty suspect, too.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Peanut is one of my favourite words
purely because it sounds so much like penis and if you call someone a peanut they can't really take offence. :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Both these and the original post are great
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I see a man hammering a pair of trousers with some halloumi on a stick.

(I really must get round to reading Watchmen.)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# you should, its fucking awesome
now which do you want, my Rorschach or the autograph from Dave Gibbons that I have in the front of my copy from when I went round his house 15 odd years ago?
p.s. that's woo :) Bart, Spongebob, Taz and Ren and Stimpy?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Go on then, whack your Rorschach up.
and yes, you are correct.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# *glees*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I like this, it's like watching a lava lamp.
I think we killed b3ta.
Edit: Right, I'm off to have a shower. Cheery bye!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Wotcha matey
Did Laurie call ya?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# no not yet, but I haven't called him either so its not that bad :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# He thought that you were going to call him
But I talked to him the other day and said that he could call you.
I'll call him again and make sure he calls you. I know how he works and it'd not be you working for him it's be a partenership with neither of you taking any cash the projects are finished.
I'll vouch that he is one of the most trustworthy people you'll meet and also someone you want as a mate.
/gushing blog.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Get
a room
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# But how would I fuck you up the arse if I did?!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# gloryhole tiem!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Ooohhhsooosooothing
Lovely pic :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# i LOVE this!
i have it as my phone screensaver, post your dr manhattan!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I have
Your all gay as my ringtone:P
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# how does that go?
is it to the tune of the imperial march? that'd be super cool
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# You don't know?!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha i'm so last week
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I have "I like horses"
Your all gay would be grander
*records*
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# seeing as you asked so nicely


This is exactly how he will look in the film FACT!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# super!
thanks mr toast, of course he could look like anything so technically you're not wrong!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Last I read it was true to the book
cock out and everything :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# This
is an episode of the X Files AICMFP
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I very nearly bought that yesterday.
I bought a book about T'ai Chi Ch'uan instead
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# should have bought both
then when you're good at T'ai Chi you can read Watchmen while exercising
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
# *Imagines reading watchmen at arms length whilst doing t'ai chi*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I thought they were biomorphs at first
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# is that watchmen in electronic format?
sorry if it sounds like a silly question but the picture looks like they're music tracks

/thick person blog

edit - on 2nd inspection they look nothing like music tracks, i am a fool
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
# heheh
I just set the torrent downloading too. I used to love comics and this series is a gaping big hole in my 'READ' list.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# try the flith while you're at it
it's by grant morrison, it's a bit bonkers like most of his stuff but well worth a look
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# yes


CDisplay for electronic comics.
www.geocities.com/davidayton/CDisplay
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# bad man
:(
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Easy, pasa
Hows it going man?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Ok thanks mate.
Thanks for asking.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Good stuff.
I just tried hacking your computer.
Was seeing if i can get your IP on uTorrent.

*Puts white hat on*

No joy. All firewalled up no doubt. Was a long shot but worth a go.
heheh

EDIT: Anyways, Im off out now. Its friday night and there are boobs out there going unfondled as we speak. See you all later when im drunk and red cheeked.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
# BUY IT YOU SWINES!
ART AND LITERATURE SHOULD BE CHERISHED NOT STOLEN
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# The more than
2000 books on my shelves about my house are testimony to my commitment to literature on page.

As for comics? Fuck that, they are generally shite and I only download them so I have a clue what you nerds are talking about.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Agreed
I downloaded a fuckload of akira then went out and bought the lot anyway. As for books, unless you have a ebook reader then you gotta buy them anyway. A few hours on b3ta gives me eye cancer so cant imagine reading masters of rome series on screen.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I have nearly
700 books on my XDA in e-book format. All bought and paid for over the last 8 years or so.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Good to see you back on b3ta
and all show-offy as usual. Have a good evening and I'll see you all later.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# ah this is excellent
/click
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Very nice!
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Stay away from that


'cos there's something down there!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahhahaha
genius

*clicks*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# that is
fucking brilliant! Kerlick!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# WRONG
but LOLs so right.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha
Austrians. CHAAMMAAOOONN!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# LOL
really!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Son of a bitch!
I should have thought of that one - I love trap door!

Have a well deserved click.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
fantastic!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# not if i see you first
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# TOAB
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ta ta
I'm gone also -- I hope no one overdoses over the weekend...

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Toodle
OOOOh
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# See you the monday after next.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# O RHYLY?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Ya rhyly!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Brhyliant!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# C U Next Tuesday
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# The Wednesday After That
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *Waves*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# *high fives*
Yays! I offically got my first payment as a graphic designer!*
OK it was a case of beer and £20 quid that they guy would let me give back to him.
I Yam Pro!

*is not graphic designer
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
I declared myself a proffesional cartoonist when google sent me my first ad cheque.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# You whore!!!:O
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You can't call me that
you never paid me for it
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# bummah
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hullo Laird arse!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Loes Sexy
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Hello big fella
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# 'ello sexah!
How's the scar coming along?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Coming along nicely
I'll show you next time we meet ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Well you had la-di-da keyhole surgery!
I had proper war wounds!


/I want real veterinary. I want Mr. Farnham blog.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Alright, I'll show you my keyhole :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I'll show you my surgery!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# XD
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Seeya
And if I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# "Burn Process Complete"

Simon slowly began to resent Nero's report at the end of each burn.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# URN RECESS CONCEIT?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# unexpected ampersand!
O_o?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# &
I bet that was expected.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# it was
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ¿
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Upside down question marks for the win.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# haha, deary me
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# the bad news is
its blown his cock off
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Pfffffft
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Ha ha, Weston Burning Rom.
And dance!





(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Psychedelic Washing Machine

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# lovely
what does it wash?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# MINDS.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# could it flare and tie die my jeans too?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Ahhhh, therapeutic.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Great stuff :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# The breast in the bottom right corner has gone off.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Psychedelics
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hee hee
you silly
have a lovely weekend b3tans!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# It's silly hour on B3ta
Good weekend Mr Clownfish!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Silliness, ho!

Stop motion is awesome ^.^
I should do some more sometime.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Splendid
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Brazilliant!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# That child's left leg is rediculously large and ends at the knee. And a big knee too.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# It's just one of the mysteries of Disco.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# awesome as always Mr Walrus!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Splendid!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# beautiful
just beautiful.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# evening darling
I suggest you give me clicks. Most of these talentless cunts ignored my previous post
www.b3ta.com/board/8549541

I don't think it conformed to the tiresomely repetitive shite theory of b3ta.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# although constantly linking to it
fits nicely.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# :D
last time, i promise.

I'll gaz everyone else.

Yes, I'm sorry. I'm gradually getting over it.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Have you run out of toys to throw?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# yes
but i shall be collecting them all up and jumping back in soon.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# If you throw out that little robot one again I'm keeping it.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# fuck off
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I am the milkman.
My milk is delicious.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I think you put the wrong powder in
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# lovely
and as a bonus that blob down the bottom right looks a little bit like a boob... enough to get me wanking anyway!

makes me want to roast this


click for 1200x800
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
yes, I noticed the boobyness of it
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I still love that :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# thanks
I did it using Aviary/Phoenix which I am currently loving.

edit - it's also quite clearly a rip off of your stuff... :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I want one of these
As a pet.
It looks fun.
Does it know any tricks?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# It can turn wind into barbeque sauce.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Well while that is impressive
I've no need for BBQ sauce, I have plenty already.
Then again I have no need for wind.
I could sell the excess BBQ sauce to the internets.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Now that's what I call . . .
coming clean !
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# this is ace
I have one of your crazy arrays of lunacy as my wallpaper at work for some time now.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# :D
Which one?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# haha
erm... hmm hard to explain really... there are lots of things, I think beans and breakfast is a running theme. There really are a lot of different things on it, it's hard to describe...

found it... "Big Scribble 23"
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Ah yes, that one :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# yes!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# INFILTRATOR!


Click for bigger (115KB)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# waldo has let himself go
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Is it the guy with glasses?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# you sunk my battle ship!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Kerplunk!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Checkmate
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Snap!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# ... like a house of cards
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# :D
it's good
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# tsk
for some reason, this made me want to pea this
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Heh!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Am I the only person who mentally sees the tank man as Michael Douglas from Falling Down?
Something about the way he's standing I think...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I know what you mean
but if you see the "tank man" close up, I think you'll find he has bones in his face.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Well HAD bones in his face.
I imagine his face is probably scattered into millions of fragments at the bottom of a earth pit now.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I dare say that at the end of the whole stramash
he had more bones left in his face than Mr. Douglas.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# it's not a fair comparison
Michael Douglas's face has a chitinous exoskeleton, like a shark.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# does that mean
you're supposed to punch him in the nose if he tries to attack you?

or do you distract him with Welsh?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I was going to stick my thumbs in his eyes
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# He likes that
it angers and arouses him so much his floppy old penis almost gets a twitch.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Yes, that's right
but it's best to keep still and try not to bleed so much

*clutches bellend*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'll get the soldering iron
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# it's the only reason he hasn't fucked me.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That's what you get for looking like a woman.
Well...a Scottish woman anyway...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# where do you get your material?
could you write my jokes for me?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'd be happy to oblidge.
But you'd have to learn how to read first.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# well when you go to Scotland, and when you've slept with a woman
then I'll use your material. I prefer my jokes to be based on knowledge.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ahhh so that's why you've got so many nonce jokes.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# what?
I have no idea what you go on about little man.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ok
point taken. but the only possible comparison is Gail Platt and she's irrelevant.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# so much so
that I haven't the faintest idea who she is.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# some nonsense from Coronation Street
which is equally irrelevant to existence.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You, madam, are a non sense
Please vacate my field of vision.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# au contrare
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I was talking to her not to you.
Funnily enough, although I've never seen corrie in m'whole life, I pictured the correct cartilaginous woman.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I haven't seen it in years
partly because, after seeing Beetlejuice, she reminded me of when the bloke stretched his face to try and scare the new occupants away.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# and pump me from behind with a stropon
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# a stropon?
*spluffs*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
cor
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# reeeeeespect.
I wonder if he would have gone ahead with it if he knew how many times he would have been shopped.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# haha
this is good in a very bad way
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *peers*
Disco Infiltrator?
Edit: Ooh no spotted him!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# oh shit
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hello
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You know that feeling when you've seen some thing before?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ?
Hahaha
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I think
I'm famous!

*does a tap routine while the limelight lasts*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# See? I've made you famous.
You're welcome.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# No, no, no!
waxdart made me famous! You just gave me the opportunity.
It's like that guy that pissed on the cripple to get onto youtube.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Or that fat kid that danced
If it weren't for his parents feeding him tons of lard, he would just be a kid dancing.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# If all it takes is one guy pissing on another to get another guy a bit of fame
how can you not give all the piss you have?

thats what I've always said.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I'd laugh if he edits it.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Heheheh
This should be dragged out when necessary.
And by the way things are this afternoon I suggest you keep it handy.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hello.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Did you...
...delete then re-post?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Well you know he will get more attention than the original post
it's the B3ta way.
and I have just contributed to it
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# They say that "no publicity is bad publicity"
but really, he's going to get quite a few people click 'ignore' which means that in the case of b3ta.com, there IS such thing as bad publicity.

*sigh*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# also no publicity (as in an absence of)
IS bad publicity

Eh Flower ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Not having had experience of either
I cannot comment.
I do love you really you rascal
Edit: Ooh yes I have.
And yes :)

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I did.
because I wanted to change my user name.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# FYI You can change your username at any time
and all the links will get updated automagically. b3ta is pretty cool like that.

For future, deleting posts is frowned upon and starting a new thread for a re-post is despised. If you want to re-post again some time, just hijack someone else's thread.

Cheers
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Dear lord this bunker is going to be seeing some action this afternoon
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Bugger.
I should have bought my video camera.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I've got mine
now get to it!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Is it FAIL hour?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Thats just naughty.
What are you playing at?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# oh for fuck sake
they're like buses


ps welcome to b3ta..you'll never leave
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# what, shit?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Get some laxatives or eat more fibre.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# "You know what buses are like.
You wait a couple of minutes and then one comes along."
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# bloody on time bastards...wasn't like that in my day!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# driven by miserable cunts?
(mostly)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# no no no no.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I made this especially for you:
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# DEADBEEF
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# ?!
saywhatnow?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Something from the ancient times of computers
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Who Framed Buck Rogers's Rabbit?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Well, I thought it was a nice frame 'n all
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *groan*
*spang*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# ha ha hahaaa!
Biddy~Biddy Jessica..
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *urge to confess overwhelms*
Did anyone else wank over jessica rabbit when they were young?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Nope.
I only started when that picture in the thread above was posted.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I thought the timing a little spooky
Did you know that in the scene where jessica rabbit goes flying out of the car, you can pause it and see right up her skirt (like in basic instinct)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# this is a buck rogers thread, if there's any wanking it'll be an erin grey moment
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Jessica!?!
Oh no!!


maybe April O'Neil though...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# LOL hahahaha
*clicks*

so stupid, I love it !
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# As requested: A cowgirl.
(May contain symbiotic alien weapon)

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# FUCK ME !

EDIT: Sorry about that outburst, but she does look fit.

C W L O I O C O K
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *fucks*


there
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *wanks*

wanks thanks

Noon Mediocre!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Good noons sir!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# This guy makes me jelous.
*jabs syringe into Jacks head to draw out some talent.*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# yes I wish I could do stuff this good
because yes, I'd draw anthropomorphic creatures having various adventures and using a variety of symbolic alien weapons :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# wiki-wile
wiki-wile-why-west
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Oh...
So no Chloe Friday time then...
Very much reminds me of Kruaser from RE4
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# can she be milked?
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Jeeezuz!
And I thought my last gf left some nasty scratches on my back!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# lovely colouring :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEE HAW !!!!
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] hopefully hasn't been done.. this one came from the mind of Dr Crumb.


Click for bigger
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# that's a fucked up film
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# What film are we talking about?
Some kind of yiffy cat porn thing?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# fritz the cat
film by ralph bakshi
comic by robert crumb
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Naaaa... seen it, it's a shit film!

* woo
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# the film hasn't dated at all well lol.
the author of the comics hated the films and all.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Thank you Bobby Bob Bob for the GIMP lesson!
blaaaaargh!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# scaryforceblarb
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
#
Do not underestimate the blaaaaarb! of the Dark Side.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Is Gimp so tricky that one needs instruction?
I've heard people say it is and it's been putting me off.
Edit: Top blarbing!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
For someone who's been using Photoshop for 10 years, there are difference that make you go "ok... now how do I ...x...?" It's just a familiarity thing though. Like moving between a Mac and a PC. All the functions are there, just the buttons look a little different.

The bit I needed help with is that the animation part is not as slick as ImageReady where you spread the frames out like a piece of film. A 2 sentence tip from BobbyBB had me figure it and change from a 3 frame nyom-nyom-nyom loop into a nice blaaarb anim in about 3 mins.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# apparently there's a mod out there
that makes gimp more ps-like.

Gimp isn't immediately user friendly imho.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I found GIMP a little difficult to start with
but just played around with it and tried things out and quickly got the hang of it
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# no problem
top blaaarbing
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# again?! bollocks, oh well, no hard feelings, I'll get over it
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I don't understand this.
It's very well animated though. It's like you and Dekionplexis IV have merged. Imagine that!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hmm
Moaning again because you weren't in the newsletter might piss off those who are responsible for it.
Edit: and yes yes they are so have a woo.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Well I'm not in it either
and frankly I'm bloody annoyed!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Me neither!
Perhaps everyone who isn't in it should RISE UP AND REBEL!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I'll get my pitchfork.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Good idea
*dons protest pance*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# It's a dirty protest?
Fantastic.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# No, not dirty
not dirtyI can write my protest message on them and reuse them because they are wipe-clean.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Wipe clean pants?
Science has truly excelled itself this time.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# skimpy protest pance?

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# are we haymaking too
rebelling and haymaking - thatll teach em
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i was expecting some sort of party
with hats and sausages on sticks

dunno why i bother....

:P
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I'm not mentioned in the newsletter either
infact, I'm OUTRAGED!

*picks up phone*
*dials the number for a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I know it might, so? they know they've pissed me off
and turned their back on me when I politely asked for some help. so never mind eh.
As I said, I'll get over it.

Hold on, how did you know that's what I was talking about?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *rubs shoulders firmly*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I guessed
Due to the timing.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# the wonders of female intuition
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *closes eyes and concentrates hard*
Ooh nice T Shirt you're wearing.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I got sock on the bloody bbc news
you don't see me moaning about it 'cause those cunts didn't front page it or..sniff sniff

*kicks over chairs*

bastards@*!!cunty%*!fucks*!4
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# That was a fecking Trevesty!
Heh see what I did there?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# i like the way PVC feels against my skin...
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# A WHOLE QUARTER OF A MEG!!!
You'll get bummed for that Mr Toast.

Im cool with it though. I think all people with dial up shop at netto and wair clothes from oxfam.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# eh? aren't we allowed 250k for anims?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ARE WE!!!
Fuck this then:


EDIT: Everyone else seems to have blatantly ignored the 'Gist' of the compo so Im compoing this picture.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
do it
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# we certainly are dear boy
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha, I love how the filename sounds like a brilliant name for a terrible B-movie.
Also, your entry to that littlebigplanet competition is pretty spiffing.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# yeah but there are at least two other near identical ones
so I'd be surprised if it did well.

I've still got my fingers crossed for Mrs Toast's Gingerbread man though :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# there's a LBP comp!?!
:O
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# yeah bit the main prize (to have your character design in the game)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I don't think I saw that one.
The majority of them where sony or otherwise licenced characters which would have been sure to be disqualified from the game, but now that the things aren't going to end up in the actualy game we have more competition.

I NEED THAT PS3 DAMMIT! I CAN'T AFFORD ONE!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# If the Nazis had them,
we'd all be speakin' german now.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# shame it was a awesome video :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Chinese Olympic Security
from the link in the newsletter

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# :D
Might want to optimize that a bit ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# oops forgot the jpg slider!
optimising now...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Optimise
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# It doesn't require any :P
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# hahahahah
fantastic
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# a nice take
*clicks*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# This one is my fave. He's all I AM GOTTA ANGRY LOOK. D: D: D:
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I like the one in the second row in the middle with his hat pulled over his eyes.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Oh superb...
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ha ha!
the tag line seals the deal!

*clicks*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Excellent.
If I was a mod this would be on the front page right now :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)

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