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# Triptych

I'm running low on inspiration. What should I draw this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# cake machine robot lazers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# A bee. A bee made out of lava. In space.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# how about a flashlight..
..floating above the clouds beaming squids on a car with lemons for wheels driven by a melting turkey?

..and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Dragonflies
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
#

*edit* But I'm sure nobody else would think that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
#
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)
# The Garden of Eden
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# requests
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Ghaaaaaaa Whizz Bang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Great
Is this one hand drawn and scanned?
Your others look like they're done in "Inkscape" or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# They're all hand drawn.
I sometimes tidy them up a bit using Gimp 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# This is fantastic
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I recently watched First Men In The Moon, and thanks to b3ta's corrupting influence,
this was all I could think of when they reached the creature's entrance:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I recently read the description of WiL's image about First Men In The Moon, and thanks to b3ta's corrupting influence,
all I could think of when he said "they reached the creature's entrance" was them reaching the creatures entrance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I recently read the post made by Happy Toast (which was really good by the way, FP it now!!) about WiL's image about First Men In The Moon and thanks to b3ta's corrupting influence,
all I could think of when reading it is when describing how he thought only of them reaching the creatures entrance in regard to the part where "they reached the creature's entrance" was of them reaching the creatures entrance.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I recently read discomeats post about reading the post by HappyToast about the post by WiL about the film "First men in the Moon" and thanks to b3ta's corrupting influence
all I could think about was a man fisting a duck while he pleasured himself over a bucket of scalextric cars
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# oh god, I can't hold it in
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I recently read Happytoast's description of his reaction to the description of WiL's image about First Men In The Moon, and thanks to b3ta's corrupting influence,
all I could think of when he said all he could think of when "they reached the creature's entrance" was them reaching the creatures entrance was:

Apostrophe Nazis ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I ate banana's today
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I like blinking I do
*blinks*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# it's fun
more people should blink

go up to a stranger today, and blink at them a lot

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I'm always blunking.
I just blunked as a matter of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Helen Adams
Sexy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Love that film, and the book
I made a little model Sellenite...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# BBC Weather Photo of the week


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just a very conveniently shaped cock cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# There's also a flaccid one just to the left
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# it's about to dribble sky wee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# it's your mind
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# MAybe it's time to stop surfing porn and meet some real girls
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Or boys... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# p
ff
t
.
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I'm rich!


Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# but if it's infinate
then it could be traded for an infinite ammount of pounds as infinity can't be divided...

me wants!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# A-ha
So I AM rich!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# But a loaf of bread costs 2 infinites in Zimbabwe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# O-ho
So I'm not that rich after all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I LOVE that you can buy the notes on eBay
for 10x what they're worth.

Why don't the people of Zimbabwe sell their notes on eBay?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# negative feedback
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# *Giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Insult of the week: Madam, you too could look a million dollars!
If you'd just move to Zimbabwe!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Still only worth $00
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...


Click for bigger (102KB)
(I helped save b3ta! argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# hahaha, nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# star trek?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# =)))))))))))))))))))))
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hmmm


I like how the triangle body denotes woman instantly...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
What a great excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hahahahah

To me, the triangle body denotes Beattie. :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha
what?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# this i love
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# :D
I can't stop giggling at the guy's expression in the last panel
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# it's the same one as in mine just shunted left a lil bit?
right?

tis fun how he looks so shocked :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Yeah, it is :D
To me it looks like he's smiling open-mouthed at her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# beattie?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Yes, Dick Beattie:
www.b3takit.co.uk/beattie.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# aaah so there is something behind it
lol.. i just fort it were randomz
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# she chose porn
dirty cow

ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# why is she angry?
That's the worng attitude!
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# i just done sick
feels better


*goes home to mommy*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Awwww!
Poor sick boy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Am I inside your toilet bowl?
How unpleasant :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I iz inside your toilets!
Showerin in your sicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# ^ GIT! v
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# This seems to happen all the time to you and I
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# it must be love love love
it must be love love love
nothing more
nothing less
show us yer breast
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# it could be much...much worse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Why am I looking up from the bottom of you loo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# technicoloured yawn!
Hehe, excellent!

buh bye everyone, I'm off home!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Shouting Soup
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# This is almost a pictorial rendering
of the webcam in a very "specialised-area" website.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# don't sick on me goddamnit
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# better out than in
(autocomplete hahah)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Grandma's plum tree has been devoured by tiny green beasties.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# do you live on a ship
and is that a porthole?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# tis the great white telephone
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# why am I looking at your dirty, yellow tampon?
hehe, hope you feel better though
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# HAHAHAH
That made me lol crazily.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Supporting our troops

RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Oooh!
and 49K too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Can you tell...
*tchaw*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ouch
didn't think the george cross was given for that as it's generally expected.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Georae Cross?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Fuck SHit Boillocks
Not funny enough to fix, and this isn;t funny enoug to spell properly.

;O)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# oh, you total cunt.
that's funny.

Still, fair play to him for doing something unbeleivably, stupidly heroic for his mates and jammily surviving it.

If there's any justice he'll never have to pay for a drink again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I concur,
I lost a mate in Afghanistan last year, and they are the most amazing people ever!

Props innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Afghans?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Don't be silly, coats aren't people.
My dad was homeless in London for a bit during his teens, and when he eventually came back home my great granddad burnt his afghan coat as it was riddled with fleas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ...poor fleas
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I think that's exactly what I said when i was told about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# The only Afghan I like is
what a mess :)

But soldiers are terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# What-a-mess is ace.
My What-a-mess book has been to America and back.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Next time, you should take yourself with the book :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahah!
I don't think mofaha would be happy about that.
When he gave me his address, the condition was that I don't turn up on their doorstep :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Arf!
Well America is a very big place! You could go to other cities :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I could climb in through their window, though.
I wouldn't be breaking any rules that way.

Except, well, the law.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Afghan Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Afghan Ear cataracts?
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# There being no justice
He'll probably end up flogging it for a bottle of whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Sad but true :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I can't believe no-one's said...
'LATRINE!'

...at least I think it's him...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Is that from Top Secret?
(Darth Penders, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That's the one
I'm pretty sure it's Latrine who hurls himself on the grenade...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# the only one I can remember
is chocolate moose pfft
(Darth Penders, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# 'Would you like me to translate?' - 'No, I know a little German'
*cue midget German*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Wow. What a ridiculously noble thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# he did set off the trip wire
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# But still, to instinctively try and shield the blast like that. I'd have fucking pegged it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# really?
if you'd just made an error (albeit a small one) which was threatening the life of all of your friends who'd do the same for you?

Also they are trained to just do it.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I don't think anyone could say what they'd do unless they were in the situation. It's impossible to know how you'd react.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# you could probably accurately recreate it
with a hackysac and a length of string...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'd probably react by saying:
"What the fuck am I doing in the army?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ^ This.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# well of course
however i think actually the lack of time to decide is actually a help in that situation!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# All I know is if an enemy grenade landed at my feet
when I was serving I'd have said "sign that fucker up for the Yankees, we're 4 miles from their position!"

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# unless:
a) he also set it
or
b) it was a tripwire of "Police line: do not cross" tape and fairy lights

then I don't see this as being a major issue on the heroism front.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# There should be more people like that :/
But can you imagine what his parents must have thought when they found out?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I'm sure they thought,
Wow! We must be cracking parents to raise such an amazing boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Well yeah, but also "Fuck, he could have been killed"
Which, I'd imagine, is what they'd have thought when he actually went to war in the first place :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Aye,
it is a very real possibility. :)

But as I said before, I lost a mate in Afgh last year and although we all knew it was a very real risk that he wouldnt come back, it was still a shock that he didn't....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# It's ok. He died doing what he loved!
*cliche alert*

And some good has come from it. His parents and all of us have raised £7,500 in 8 months for the Help for Heroes charity. And I would strongly urge people to donate to the charity if they can! They do a sterling job!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# what, fighting for very, very poorly defined reasons?
or just ensuring the rich in america stay rich?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Well, that is obviously opinion which I wont get into.
Which is not to say that I support the war. But he believed in fighting for his country. He wasnt in charge and didn't sign up to fight in Afghanistan. He signed up to fight for what he believed in.

Blame the people who lead them to war all you like, but I think it is extremely unfair to blame the soldiers...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# When you consider that 90% of heroin in the UK comes from Afghanistan
I think it's right that we intervene in their affairs, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I really admire soldiers who go to war to fight and stuff.
I'd never go, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Aye,
I wouldn't have the guts to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# or
i really don't fancy mince for dinner tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Doh! And Christmas could've been so much cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# GUESS WE CAN AFFORD TO GO ON HOLIDAY NOW WE DONT HAVE TO BUY MATHEW PRESENTS LOL XD
LETS TURN HIS BEDROOM INTO A SAUNA!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# OOPS WE EVEN SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG
WE'RE SUCH GOOD PARENTS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# WHO CARES HES DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# 'are we gonna have to put a ramp in'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
#
The BBC article mentions Chief of the Defence Staff, Sir Jock Stirrup. *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I noticed that
He must have changed his name to that by Deed Poll.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Grenade Hero
is that out on the PS3?

edit:*copywrites*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah, they have a sequel too, but no-one who played the first game had a chance to buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# you
hull
now
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Chief of the Defence Staff, Sir Jock Stirrup
not THAT'S a name
(genesis, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# My mum's cats used to eat meowmix.
Didn't come in a tin though.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# nice one Poirot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Pfft
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Any time.
*waxes 'tache*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Aww
Empty kitteh food makes kitteh sad. I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Awww
Dog food... NYOMNYOM!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# "Now I know why dog's lick their testicles after dinner... To take away the taste..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# :D
what one do I want? what one do I want? What one do I WANT?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# foodpets!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I likes his likkle
tongue
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# He loves a good rough shag
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# top notch
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Hair lair...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# that looks like one of my pipes
he looks cooler when he smokes it though

WOOSOME

I hope the job situations comes good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Actually...
...the Good News is that I'm probably OK, just a move of offices, the Bad News is that it's not a B3TA-friendly IT policy at the new place...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# YIKES!
although - think of you improved working efficiency in a world without b3ta!

good news about the safe job though; clever old stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# top hole.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Ooh, I want that
on my desk at work. I can kiss it with my fingers every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Haha
Needs more static :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Mars, Bringer of War has been rocking out to the music of Gustav Holst.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahah
Mars is ANGRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Good use of fists
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# HE'S ANGRY BECAUSE HE'S CHILLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Haha is tha a natural snarl on Mars' face or did you have to put it in?
Woo yay in either case!

although I'm a bit disappointed that nobody's commented on my lovely crappy anim down there V that I spent ages a good few minutes making!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# The pies are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# ...if a little derivative...
but I credited Jolly Jack so I reckon that's OK...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# eitehr that, or he's trying to pull two invisible lavatory chains....
hahhaha, excellent stuffage, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Mercy buckets
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Been ages since last posted an image
Just something I made

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Well that's big but awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# It's great, it really is, BUT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# i refuse to apologise for the size
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Ooh lovely :D
I must ask, though, is it filters?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Needs more Spider-Man
Now.
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# my name is peter parker and i live in new york. it is fantastic.
but some spider bit my neck. i didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
#


Click for bigger (244KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Sexual
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# but spidey isn't an avenger.
he turned them down.

P.s. some filter work and other stuff but built from a lot of source images
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# oops replied to wrong thread
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# woo avengers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# French toast anyone?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# No
we don't serve cow tippers in the morning.

Freedom toast is a possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# You're looking rather dapper with your stomach-wound-eye today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yes, he did well, didn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# He did indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# dey do do don't dey do
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# HAHA. Fucking spot on. Love Enfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Liberte shirley?
But woo to your toats
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH ha ha ha
gleetoast FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Surrender shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Haha better than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# in best Professor Membrane voice: "Not now, Son, I'm making TOAST!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# TOATS!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Apologies to JJ
...but I think this is missing from the genre...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *sympathy-clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Oo-Ar


There were four men in her life. One to love her, One to take her, and two to drive her combine harvester.
(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Once Upon a Time in the West Country?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Ha harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cider
and lashings of.........err leather?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i like this
when combined with the text
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I saw them at 'Camp Bestival' at the weekend, I did...
They be alright buoy..............Proper!


The drummer is about 78 yrs old!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# camp and beastial?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
But I'd love you for ever if you voted!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Says the pub isn't listed. Postcode?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# W2 1PU
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Is it smelly?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Never having been in your establishment,
how can you persuade me of its deservingtowinness? Are there bellydancers? Dartboard? Shifty-looking blokes in corners that turn to look at you when you come in?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# piano player that shifts to a minor key if you walk in wearing a black hat
?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Has the award for 'diamond in the ruff' in an area that does shitty rip you off pubs'
Independantly owned with amazing locally produed ales.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Locally produced ales?!
*plans pre-wedding reception detour on Saturday*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# If you give me the beer & meal first, I shall consider voting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# No:P
I don't normally ad my boss. But it is a really great independent pub.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# LAVAMAN. Inspiration via Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# wow
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# that's brilliant
like a ginger swampthing

also, microwave is rubbish
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I much prefer oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# TOASTER
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I can cook anything I can fit in a toaster,
in a George Forman Grill
or on a barbeque
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# we had a george forman grill
and just like the breville before it,
the popcorn maker and the yogurt maker
they all ended up being given away after spending years on top of the cupboard

an oven grill works just as well as a george forman grill, and isn't half as much of a pain in the arse to use
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I used mine all the time before I left home.
If you've got the counter space to keep it out it's ace, if you have to unpack it and put it away it's a needless foolishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Fryer!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# He is? I obviously missed that memo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# If you need a memo to figure that out
I'd suggest a bash on the head instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# He draws little guys in Paint. What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# a new one every 5 minutes
that looks just like the last one that pushed decent stuff off the bottom. Maybe? I wouldn't know, I obviously know fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# He's been a bit prolific today, but he's not normally.
No one scrolls down to the bottom of the page anyway, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# i do when i first load b3ta
and usually comment on stuff i like even if the thread is 'dead'
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Ah, cool. I tend to get halfway down, then check Friends Activity.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Monica cleans obsessively
Joey is stupid
Ross mopes about a girl

etc
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hee hee
My flatmate and I have reached the point where we don't even ask what's on. It's always friends.
We even get past the point of asking which episode of friends it is.
Whoever's watching just waits for the first time Joey does something stupid then bellows through the house "JOOOOOEEEEYYYYYYYY" in a moron voice.

It's very satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i'm glad your finally admitting it
:)
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# decent stuff?
That's been a rarity on here the past few weeks tbh.

Anyone know if it's possible to browse the board so that only shows posts containing images (ie: no text-only posts?) ?
The main reason I don't come on here as much is I'm just bored with the shit people spout and the neverending sycophantic circle-jerks that abound.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Rss feed.
edit:// few weeks? My stuff has been fucking outstanding recently. Just as usual it's not puerile cocks so not of any interest to the feckless half-wits on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I've seen your drawings. They're very good.
Obviously, there's loads of good stuff posted but most of it gets lost in the drivel.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# you may want ot not come here, then
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Okay then, bye.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# you'll be sorely missed
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I can't tell if you're joking or not...
...either way, thanks.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I was more being sarcastic for the sake of it.
I don't know you, and therefore may not miss you, but neither are you a total cock, so I won't revel in your leaving either, and the content of your previous posts suggested you wouldn't be leaving forever, just browsing via the RSS feed and popping in to comment as you see fit.

Anyway, in the spirit of NOT joking: I hope you're having a nice day today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# you get back here.
and leave with a proper melodramatic flounce!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# B3ta is one giant circlejerk for the most part.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# historically, he's a reposting fuck that doesn't join in with the spirit of the board
he went on ignore a good long time ago
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm only a year old (very nearly) so I'm sort of clueless to the 'history' of the board. He seems pretty ace now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# he used up his goes with me
and don't worry about board history, it's not important

but this is my opinion, and my opinion only
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Of course. I've some pretty low opinions on some of the bigger posters around here too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# the spirit of the board is to hold grudges
get with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# FUCK YOU, BLOOP. YOU NEVER ONCE TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# HES ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# the
balrog needs wings
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# pfft.
when have you seen a Balrog on the b-roads?

this is 'no men on fire shall pass'. by the man that stands on the traffic island shouting at cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# lavaman is made of honey!
Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# yours is awesome, but here's his friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha! THE BEST!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I am very proud of hims
hims was born in mspaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I liked him so much I saved him. I'm going to use him to frighten me.
Lavaman was spawned from Paint too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# really?
Zoom, pixel edit and screenshot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Second smallest brush, zoom to the second biggest zoom, draw, colour, printscreen, open in PSP, delete background > save.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# do you have magical super-paint?
Mine is on a work computer (shhh) and seems to only have 2 zooms - some and none, and also doesn't seem to have an orange (weirdly).
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# custom colours for orange
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# damn, you're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# 2 zoomz? This has the same amount as XP Paint, but the Vista Paint can zoom out aswell.
I thought there was x2, x4, x8 and possibly x16 usually?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# mine seems to have
"zoom" and "not zoom"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# go to View-Zoom-Custom
there are different sizes to choose from
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# if everyone on the board could stop making me feel like a blind div I'd appreciate it
*hides from laughs at his sillyness*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Here's a tip that is dead handy:
On the eraser brush, the first colour is the colour you're changing, the second is what you change it to. Want to add some shadow to something? Simple replace the colour with a darker one using the eraser brush! TOP TIP!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# this tip I did know,
and have noticed a similar technique can be used with the marquee tool to select non-rectangular areas for paintmashing sometimes.

If anyone can tell me how to do transparent in paint I'll love them with my love canon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# semi transparent? not possible.
but you could try pasting over a checkergrid pattern of a colour, then set that colour to the second colour and copy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I mean really transparent
so I can make stuff for the board without rectangle of white behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ohh
not sure if that can be done, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
#
BUT REMEMBER TO USE THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Yes, should've mentioned that. I love Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# you've just wasted minutes of my life making me work out why it wasn't working again
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Holy shit
I've never seen that.
I exclusively use Flash - it's not the best programme when working with photos, but it's amazing what a few masks will do.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# to be honest
i only found it after he asked!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# love it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# lovely nipple discharge
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# His nipples say 'hey'.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# no they don't
they say; "schhhhlurp!"
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I'll call you nipple #2.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# bite me
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# that is incredibly awesomely cool!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Yay - Tango/Jism Monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# MAPLE SYRUP MONSTER
SIT ON MY PANCAKE PLS KTHX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# melted cheese man!
one day a little timmy was making a sammich when his breville exploded covering him in molten cheese, blah, blah, immprobably science!

melted cheese man!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I would like to buy the haunted cheese. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# he likes to wee in your shoez
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# The French?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# No.
The Brench(TM)!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# cockmouth bollocknose!
:)
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Spongebob's naughty friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Is this art?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Heh.
Well spotted.

I think you may get a few:
Why am I looking at a picture of your dogs though.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# yes/no*
*maybe
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# OK, how about this? Is *this* art?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# oh yes
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *phew*
for a moment there I thought I'd lost my touch.



;o)

-

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# RIS??
Not with it today..

Someone please explain..

*feels left out*



Seen it..

I think the Repo Man killed my senses yesterday.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
#

CFB

previously...
1
2
3
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hahah :D
Personally, I don't think you need the "FORE!" and the "?"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I think it adds to the punnage
especially for non-golfers who will have heard of 'fore' but not really thought of it.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

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