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I know, I know. Shopped images only.

Sod ya all just take your pick!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:02, archived)

Except for I think he stood down as president

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Woo though!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)

Arse grapes force of habit!

Fixed.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:06, archived)

He's still Prime Minister, though.

And seemingly therefore in charge of the attack on Georgia.

And, more to the point, not many people know what Medvedev looks like

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Thinker, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)

kick ass!!!

although he doesn't remind me so much of gollum :P

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)

Don't worry, he's still the man in power really.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)

He's Prime Minister now

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)

"The devil went down to Georgia

he was lookin' for a soul to steal
he was in a bind
'cos he was way behind
he was lookin' to make a deal..."

Is all I keep singing when this conflict comes on the news. I'm going to Hull aren't I?

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Joliet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)

Dave Matthews, Levellers or Primus?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)

Charlie Daniels Band

ashally ;OD

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Joliet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)

Yeah

But if you notice all three are people who covered it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

12th August - Blackbird Abuse

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:07, archived)

I for one shall be bowing down to our new Blackbird overlords. All hail Blackbirds!

'ningles to everyone on /board this dull and wet Tuesday morning!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:13, archived)

HUMAN SLAVES IN A BIrDIE NATION!

AAAAH AH AHAHAAAAAAH!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)

hahahah!

nings ghostie!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)

top 'o tha mornin' to ya Cherie Bonnins.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:23, archived)

Dominatrix, eh?

Just once I want that to happen to me.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:49, archived)

Not at £1.50 per text you're not!

I'm sorting it out with my Mobile carrier, but I sent a text to Radio One and got the 1199 but the wrong way round, got a text back from a dominatrix, I made it very plain I wasn't interested, so she just started sending converstional text to get money out of me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)

hahahahahah!

I shouldn't laugh :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)

She did want to know if I wanted and anal stretching

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)

what did you say her number was?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)

'ningles the board!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)

'nings medi

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:59, archived)

hypocrit!

'ningles you bunch of b3tards! The world is a wonderful place coz I have toats and marmite!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)

doh!

just ate my toats without marmite...half asleep still.

woo to the above nawty bird too and morning all.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:51, archived)

'ning

Waffles and coffee here. Yum!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)

Nasty creatures.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)

LASERCROW FTW!!!!

_{I like that.}

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)

In fact,

Crows will save us when Bruce Wayne has the flu (or has been arrested for being Christian Bale)

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:48, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)

Not sure why. I don't think its big enough to put on a piece of toats.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:28, archived)

He orginally was from this and for some reason everybody wanted an 'Egglecup Kitty Wuvs [username]' image.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:35, archived)

Timely, as I note it is indeed Tuesday.

Yes, I recall. Was quite fun for its 15min.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:38, archived)

I do believe that it may have got as far as 17.2 minutes!:O

He was very popular with girle b3tards.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:42, archived)

I've not seen Egglecup Kitty for AGES, but I've got a bad feeling that there will be a lot more of them as the day progresses....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)

"friendly advice" is the scourge of b3ta these days.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)

"crows with fricking lasers!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:23, archived)

Someday, I'll have every creature zapping away madly.

Shark, babby, crow, kitty and several more already done.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)

*demands zapping manitee*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)

that cat is splendid

yes

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)

DEPLOY THE COCKS!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)

Robocock, Cockinator, or Metal Gear Cock?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:53, archived)

Cockhialator

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)

I'll bird you.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)

i spent far too long doing this for no real reason

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sooperdave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:50, archived)

OH NO. FLASH BACKGROUND GAVE HIS BRAIN HURTS

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:52, archived)

i do not care for your safety.

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sooperdave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:55, archived)

OUCH: MY SAFETY GLAND.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:57, archived)

do you still require my assistance?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)

I do, if you're offering.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)

i don't know what you're trying to do

what are you using?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:00, archived)

Well, I use Microsoft Gif animator... which isn't so.. advanced.

It kicked out a 6 frame gif as 600kb, and I just need it down to a postable size.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)

send it to

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/
and i'll have a go

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:06, archived)

no! send it to me!

i'll make it look like crap. for free!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)

Free?

That's a little out of my range right now.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:34, archived)

jump high for the food stamp, boy!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:48, archived)

I HAVENT EATEN FOR AN HOUR, DON'T TEASE ME :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:59, archived)

aw, poor guy.

i have some lovely beans here, would you like some?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)

Yes please, postbear. :)))))))))))))))))))))))))0

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)

PSYCH!

THE BEANS ARE MINE.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)

yeah, I use that too.

One has to do a lot of pissing about to get things to a sensible file size.
So when I fuck something up, THAT'S IT, BABY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:10, archived)

Normally it's okay as I tend to animate stupid paint stuff.

BUT AS SOON AS I TRY ACTUAL PHOTO MANIPULATION... 4897489kB on my ass.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:13, archived)

yeah well I usually start with a base image and make a reduced solid palette of about 32 colours

and cut out the bits and pieces that change and use the X,Y controls so that they appear in the right places.

ashally.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)

AT WHAT POINT DO YOU ADD IN THE BATS?

THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)

Oh, you know.. a little bat here, a little bat there.

here and there, mostly.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:18, archived)

how nice.

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d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)

METAMORPHOSE.

MESSE POUR LE TEMPS PRESENT.

PSYCHE ROCK THE INVISIBLE MIX BY WILLIAM ORBIT.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8641315

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)

Advanced usage.

OKAY, 6AM. BEDTIME. NIGHT NIGHTSHIFT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)

OR, YOU COULD STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)

yes.. we require ten assistants, preferably Swedish..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)

No! None for you. Not after you broke your last set.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)

open up, it's the pigs!

www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/hawkslane/231/pigs.wav

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:09, archived)

FORTUNE CITY, YOU'RE SO ... SHI-LAME.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:17, archived)

What the FUCK

GET SOME FUCKING PRIORITIES. PUT SAFETY AT NUMBER ONE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)

interesting that she is about to suck 2 cocks off

I hear the japs love that shit.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

oh no!

I appear to be holding Mr Blobby's penis between my amputated wrists.

(woo)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:54, archived)

She is scared.

Cute too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:54, archived)

CYLON PACK RAPE: IMMINENT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:55, archived)

his grave.

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d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:18, archived)

japanese blonds always look weird.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)

~~weird~~ like fucking idiots.

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d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:37, archived)

Dyslexia, are you being controversial again?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:39, archived)

nnno.

just annoying.

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d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:08, archived)

there's a small percentage of east-asian kids here who have adopted the trappings of urban black culture.

and, they frequently dye their hair blond. they are so extreme they seem like over-the-top parodies - pants with 50" waistbands on skinny kids, ballcaps twisted into moebius shapes, the most ridiculous collections of 'bling' that make mr. t seem understated. it's bizarre, and they're always fobs rather than cbcs, so they have thick accents to boot.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:48, archived)

how grand.

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d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)

I just read your bus rage story.

that's horrific and awesome in equal measure.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)

heh, did you read other stories about it?

the killer also ate parts of the guy he decapitated and had a baggie of innards he was munching on when the police got him.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)

hahahah how awesome.

this seems like a future version of a friend of mine.

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d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)

i hope you're encouraging him/her.

i wish i had a friend who was a crazy killer.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)

he's a brilliant artist guy. i think i've shown some of his work on here before.

here's a collaboration between the two of us:

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d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 7:16, archived)

Thats super Dave:)

But she appears to have a drooping penis instead of a mouth.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)

It's....TUESDAY!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)

a small Cock or three?

I see 3 cocks in this picture

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:05, archived)

Run!

Red lasers!!!!!Aiiiiiii!Run!

(gottdamm, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)

Yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:28, archived)

I'm trying to work out how machines can be zombies.

Well its something to do.

This is nice.

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Cae1, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)

Simplest scenario is they had artificial limbs and parts before zombieing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:36, archived)

Thats a good idea.

I'm really bored so i'm going to sleep.

Bye internet.

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Cae1, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:38, archived)

THEY ARE ZOMBIE ROBOTS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:42, archived)

ZOMBIE MOON ROBOTS, FUCK IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:58, archived)

ROMBIES. ROBOSEXUAL ZOMBOTS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:34, archived)

from the moon!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)

haha

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sooperdave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:03, archived)

new poetry book by mohAHA.

IT'S ALL RHYME ALL THE TIME.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:29, archived)

THEY'RE FROM THE MOON, DAMMIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:57, archived)

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:59, archived)

wut?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 7:12, archived)

I HATE YOU ALL, NONE OF YOU VISIT MY WEBSITE AND THAT'S WHY NOBODY POSTS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 7:48, archived)

YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 7:52, archived)

I DRESS MYSELF AND I JUST HAPPEN TO LIKE LONG JOHNS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 7:57, archived)

TOPTIP:

THEY ARE WORN ON THE LEGS

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:31, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:24, archived)

You can't shit a goose.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:28, archived)

Not unless you hard boil it, no.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)

iT DAt god damn loch ness monster!

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:54, archived)

I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!!

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:35, archived)

I bet 50 cent wishes he never opened that garden centre now

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:56, archived)

that happened to me, once.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:56, archived)

I got me a fucking shitty magnet pokémon.

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Probopass
Although, on the box it is a Dainose.

Also
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gabite

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:38, archived)

honk!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)

HONK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:39, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:12, archived)

haha, these are fun to make...

...and they're great for using up old images that i had unrealised intentions for.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)

I snagged that when it made the news rounds too.

The line I had in mind was "More lube! For fuck sake, more lube"
And animate the head up and down. Might still do that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)

heh. i rarely recall when/where i acquire images.

i had some aye-aye joke in mind, but it's vanished into the ether.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:41, archived)

FEAR ME.

Experts conclude: 94% more terrifying than rape.

I AM THE MECHA-CRAB.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)

OMG, YOU'VE CAUGHT HUMANS!

also, this tomato, sweetcorn, onion and lettuce sandwich is great!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)

NEEDS MEAT

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)

YES. BUT THE CAT WOULD HAVE GONE MENTAL

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

He owns all the meat eh?

BUY YOUR OWN MEAT THEN YOU CHEAPSKATE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)

You can have some of my ham.

I'll transfer it to you. Just give me your bank details.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)

well, it's a traditional 19th century brick structure adjacent to the town's market square.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)

Excellent.

You should receive your pork in 28 working days. Please enjoy ham responsibly.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)

indeed, one should always remember the ham code

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)

The green ham code?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)

no, the code of the west

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)

Westham code?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)

Remember, Poison sockets are full of poison.

Turn them off.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)

~~Turn~~ Take

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)

I imagine poison sockets being worn.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)

OMFG YOUR CAT IS MENTAL

NO WAI!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)

yeah, I keep locking up the guns

but the cat keeps finding them and shooting villagers

I think the police would be starting to notice by now but they got shot up like bitches already

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)

Nice cat.

Put down the g..*BANG! BANG!*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)

funny because it's true!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

\o/

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)

HAHA

clever! :)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:54, archived)

*POKEBALLS*

I'M GOING TO CALL HIM SQUISHLES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

<<LVL-900000 MECHA-CRAB ESCAPED!>>

*POKEBALLS*
3...
2....
..
.
LVL-900000 MECHA-CRAB ESCAPED!

*REPEAT*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)

UM NO. SOME OLD MAN TAUGHT ME HOW TO CATCHINGS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)

I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.

*DOES NOT BELIEVE*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)

UM YESH TRUE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)

OH, OK.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)

*POKENBOLS*

HERE IS UR RARE CANDY FOR YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)

OHM_NOMNOMNOMNOM

MECHA-CRAB CAN HAS LVLUP.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)

RWAAAAR!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

this reminds me of that time that I RAN IN FUCKING TERROR!

ahh, good times

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)

HELLO EXPLODO-CRAB.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)

I am the mecha-crab

Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

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Cae1, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)

i like that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:01, archived)

half crab, half meccano, all sex freak!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)

*fears you*

woo

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:37, archived)

Recreating famous propaganda posters in MSPaint.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)

OH COOL I WANNA PLAY

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)

Drawn freehand with a fucking mouse as well!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)

I DON'T THINK SO. *tablets*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)

I've changed my mind

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)

Repost loads of MSPaint stuff instead?

EDIT: Hahaha, I don't even know what poster that is.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)

I think it's some kind of tourism poster

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

DEUTSCHELAND IST FREI!

KEINE DEUTSCHEMARK!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)

GOTT IN HIMMEL WO IST MEINEN D-MARK?!

KERSPLATTENFAUSTGENGGENGSCHMERGMERM!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)

"Oh no, give us back our bicycles you naughty man!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)

Now draw the Red Skull.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)

What's that?

Send you a link to a clip of a terrible Captain America movie?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)

I just fucking adore this illustration:

www.leaderslair.com/marvelvillains/redskull3.gif

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)

Oh, THAT RED SKULL!

(There are about five of them or something ridiculous)
The modern one/the way he is drawn now on the other hand looks rubbish and weird looking.

See:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Capa038.jpg

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)

What the fuuuuck.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)

Hahaha I like your drawings.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)

I should do more Paint drawings.

They are faster and get a better response when I take ages to do a proper drawing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)

Dear god man do it.

Also, I reckon you'd know about this sort of thing. Have you heard of a British graphic novel about someone called John Constantine?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)

You mean of Hellblazer (Constantine)?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)

That's the one.

I work in a coffe shop in a book shop and someone left it behind the other day so I read it; could not follow it at all. It was confusing as fuck. Nice artwork though.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)

Never read it, or even seen the film.

I had a friend years ago who liked it and said it was good, but personally I can't say I like the whole demons and angels stuff. I prefer my to at least make no sense whatsoever, not cling to ancient mythology which makes no sense.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

It was good but not the best I've read under the same situation.

Manga is perfect for when I'm at work as you can stop and start easier than a normal book. I'll have to grab some more tomorrow.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)

Comics worth reading:

Transmetropolitan,
V for Vendetta,
Top Ten,
Watchmen,
League of Extrodinary Gentlemen,
Marvel Zombies,
Tales from the Bully Pulpit,
There was another but I think I've forgotten it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)

I think I'll have to read Watchmen.

I've heard so much about it on here and now they're bringing a film out. If I read it before the film is released then I'll be able to pretend I'm an old die-hard fan and can act pretentious when people like it because of the film.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)

It's mentioned a lot as it was a comic which was annualised and made graphic novel annual collections more common, apart from having literature awards.

Personally I think it is good, but not without its faults. There are elements in the writing, especially the book within a book in it which could have been laid out better and been easier to follow, or at least more subtly woven in. V for Vendetta in my opinion is far superior.

The film looks quite good, it looks gritty, cool, dark. However Watchmen wasn't really gritty or dark, you can just look at the contrast ratio on the trailer of the lights and darks, whereas the Watchmen comic was a sort of brownish saturated greyey colour as a lot of comics at the time were, which I think sort of added to the feeling of grim and seediness rather than hot kicking noir type stuff.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)

Well you certainly know your shit.

Just as I expected. I'll look into Watchmen and V for Vendetta. It's not like I have to pay for them anyway. Hopefully I'll get a quiet day tomorrow to read them.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)

Not really, I just have read a few comics, pretty much the ones I listed bar a few marvel and other ones which weren't very good.

I just have a ridiculously high level of criticism FOR EVERYTHING!

I even managed to find faults with the writing in The Count of Monte Cristo for christ's sake.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)

PAINT

Well done!

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Cae1, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)

FREEBASE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:29, archived)

pump that iron, man.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)

probably bindun and better.

(Madlyinsane, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)

BAhahahaha

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Cae1, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)

Ooh, satire!

Have a click, sir.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)

Shit guys...

Jacob Dyer has just added me on MSN O.O

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)

Talk -->

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)

This is too important for talk.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)

TALK, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)

NO.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)

Talk -->

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)

I feel important, but like a circus freak important

You know, like, "come see the Bristol Twat, and throw peanuts at him" important.

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)

You're a whole other echelon of important.

You're INTERNET MEME IMPORTANT.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)

NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN AN INTERNET MEME

EXCEPT MAYBE A MORE RECENT INTERNET MEME

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)

I think you'll find that

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)

Rock on, Lad. Rock on!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)

Well you know,

if you will post your msn on a public forum, you can't really control who adds you....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)

Mine is:

[email protected]

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)

I didn't though!

THAT'S THE WEIRD PART.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)

/talk is that way --->

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)

~~/talk~~ a loaded shotgun

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)

Ah yes, so it is.

JACOB MOTHERFUCKING DYER!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)

I like him

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)

Me too!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)

He burnt your neck.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

well post details of your cyber sex with him on /talk.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)

OH MY FUCKING GOD WOW

QUICK EVERYONE LETS GIVE JACOB WHATEVER HIS NAME IS ATTENTION AND BY EXTENTION HEXAWHOSIT

WHO ARE YOU ALL? GET OFF MY LAWN

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)

fantastic

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)

Correct.

It is, in this sense, not dissimilar to Bristol.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)

I should really link my song here

can I link my song here?

I want to link my song here

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)

screw you, I'm doing it

kineticnorth.com/mp3s/mp3s/my%20name%20is%20jacob%20dyer.mp3

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)

Larfed

I did.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, HE LIKES TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, WE LIKE TO MOVE IT

(

Cae1, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)

ME AND MY PISTACHIO CALL SHENANIGANS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:58, archived)

it's ok

just click on the icon for burning

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)

DISCOMEATS BOB, CAN YOU HELP ME?

I have a 600kb giffy and it needs to be smallllerrrrr :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)

ERM..

my installment of *some random software that may be from adobe* is kaput due to OMG TROJANZ and er.. I'll have to buy *cough* a replacement or something

edit: and I might add, I really suck at optimising :/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

Ow :(

ALSO. LOL TROJAN. WERE U LOOKIN AT BAD FINDLES AGIN?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)

no, the naughty keygen* came with a trojanz

I was saddened :/

* edit: which of course I never used and this is all an entirely hypothetical situation, what with me using the gimp.. and er.. ms paint :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)

fuck off

half-wit.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)

NO, YOU FUCK OFF, YOU FUCK

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)

i'm off to bed, here is a goodnight kiss for you all!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)

Good night.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)

London Zoo

only has 2 hippos. And they are pygmys.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)

*mwah*

'Night lovely Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)

nnite

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)

PUKE.

Goodnight.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)

gently...

..dab my arse with a cotton swab.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

this reminds me of my last trip to the barber

WOO

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)

Thinking it's a bad idea to ask but...

How?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)

actually

she was plucking my ears

...but i still felt violated

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)

gayshift's started..night b3ta :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)

aww

:)
..your right though, tis late.
g'night from me too.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)

GROOMING THE BUTT. GROOOOMING THE BUTT.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)

HIS ASS!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)

OH MY FUCK YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:11, archived)

Quuuaaaaaid!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)

aargh!!

[edit] sweet god it's moving!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)

Just one thing...

>CLICKY<

That is all :)

(

Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:42, archived)

kill it, kill it with spears

*rips eyes out*

woo!

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)

with britney?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)

why not

and jamie lynn? for good measure

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)

I was half way through a conversation

when I refreshed and this pinged up.

I actually went totally silent mid-word and got a very funny look off my colleague.

Love the cats face!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)

christ!

and i was just about to go to bed thinking of nice, green dinosaurs
not this

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)

that old cat!

he sure looks surprised doesn't he.

LOL, I HAS A DEVULL DAWG

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)

Cats are generally 'too cool'

This one in particular.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)

holy shitting crikey!!!!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)

kitty was upset to discover

that her cloning technology was not as sophisticated as she had hoped.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)

Can it be milked?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)

Pure liquid wrong from its teat.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)

ah, the succulent teat of wrong!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

Everything can be milked.

It just requires a little care.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)

hmm, I shall have to investigate this on the internet

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

*Adds to register*

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

\o/

yay, I won an award!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

ha ha ha ha

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

Open your miiiiiiiiiiiiiiind...

(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

I'm not a baby...

I'm a tumour!

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

*glees*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)

GOOD LORDDDDD.

Bloooooop, you wouldn't help me with some gif optimising would you? *looks needy*

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)

oh, my.

I just noticed this on the page.

what can I say but WOO! YAY! HOUPLAH, PANOWIE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:14, archived)

brilliant.

have a biscuit.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)

Question.....

....is this a enlarged,over-active nipple monster?

(gottdamm, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

This is superlative work!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

raawr!! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)

haha yes!

what a brilliant image for me to go to bed on!

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

em-bostin'!

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)

aaaaaaaawwwww!

fuzzy felt!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

Yaaaaaay!! :)

(

McBadger COW, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)

all of this

is made of ace
*takes a running click*

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)

cor

layer stylz dun right!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)

Ooo, look at Mr Emboss.

I might let you do some more like this though, as it's lully.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)

I want to try and get it right, it's not quite there yet

but I'm happy at my first attempt :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)

You sicken me with your speedy photoshopping

And prodigious amounts of hummus.

Swine!

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)

the hummus well will dry up soon

then I'll be back to doing bugger all for a while :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)

Personally, I rather enjoy staring blankly at the screen for hours on end.

Then giving up and going to the pub.

Actually, I always have great ideas in the pub, but have forgotten them by the following day.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)

crikey!

rrr!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)

Woo!

Lovely monster.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

oooooooh

can i borrow this for a wallpaper pleasethankyouverymuch
(yoink)

hehe - looks ace

(iamjthearmeroar, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)

yup :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaay!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

Nice

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)

I normally hate teh Emboss XD

but this image is an exception. Bravo Sir..

(

NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

I never realised how evil they were!

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)

hahaha

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

if we had only noticed

hahahaha

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

YES!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)

Heheheh

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)

what a silly hitler!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)

That pill popper will never find him there.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

I have been asked to do album artwork.

This is not the album cover, this is in the inside.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

I AM A INOR

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

Who asked you.

Was it Tom Jones?

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)

it was the cardiacs!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

Are they actually your friends

or are they using you because they want to think people to think they are so punk rock they could only be bothered to give an autistic child a piece of paper and some markers to make their album artwork?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)

i think it's something to do with care in the community.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

They ought to know better at their age.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)

i'm not sure why you continue to try to ruin my life by bullying me so relentlessly,

but i won't let you win :(

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)

Floaty car shopping. Photoshopping takes too long and is too hard. I think I'll stick with drawing stuff.

SORSE: www.carforums.net/reviews/makes/pictures/mitsubishi10.jpg

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

see?

you leave it out overnight, the fucker pinch the wheels!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)

*makes cliched comment about living in liverpool*

nice shop ttssa..oh i get lost in all the s's and t's

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)

pff

i spent a happy half-hour once watching a car burn. just wish i'd thrown a couple of foil-wrapped spuds in there.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

You scouse bastards ;)

How do Smash?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)

not bad

you?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

Not too shabby.

Just chilling with a couple of boozes and missing smoking. Also, it will be my 5th b3taday in 3 days apparently :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

0_0

i shall have to get busy with a cake!
i'd love a beer, but no fizzy for me :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)

*waggles around a bottle of Irn Bru*

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)

piss off, toast-sitter!

i am jonesing for dr. pepper right now.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

I'd like a ciggarette.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

I think I would too....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)

hah!

i quit before the op, as soon as i got home, i bought 20.
*lights up smugly*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

JERK.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)

heheh

hello mayfair, my old friend
i've come to smoke on you again...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

Smack some Absinth down your chops then!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)

never again!

one night sleeping in the garden was enough!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)

you woke up in the morning

and all your wheels were gone

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

heheh

no, i crawled over the kitchen step like the grudge, with my hair hanging in my face. my mates said i looked scary as fuck.
well, i had been drinking red witches, vodka, bacardi and absinthe.
i'd also had several spliffs.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

I LIEK THIS

I LIEK THIS A LOT.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)

IS CAR.

HAS NO WHEELS. NO WHEELS AT EACH CORNER.
WHERE WHEELS LIVE.

IN THE CORNERS.

CARS.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

CORNER WHEELS?

OMG NO WAI
THIS CAR DOESN'T HAVE 4 CORNER WHEELS
SEE?

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

why am i reading this in a russian accent?

(

doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

don't worry

i did, too.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)

go team

holds out fist (not in THAT way)

(

doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

*fetches perving binoculars and tissues*

... Go onnnn.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

please list the main features of perving binoculars:

a template:
1)
2)
3)
4)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

Am I the only person

whi started thinking of Binoculars Perving then...

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

we've caught ourselves a lurker!

quick, fetch the net!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

BUNDLE!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)

Give me a break...

I'm at work and having to pretend to be... well working.

Also... having a sever lack of originality it the potatoshop region.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

PATENT PENDING.

_{1, binoculars
2, wig
3, binoculars
4, shed}

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

this could be your way of making mila kunis (unwillingly?) yours

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)

She wants me. She just doesn't know it yet.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

I saw That 70s show unexpectedly earlier.

It really groated my sprockets!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

She greases my spronkets.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

we can all but dream

(though if i had a dream involving her it'd probs just be involving...the kuni?...and me, maybe more women just to push the boat out)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

you dream of her if you want

i'll keep dreaming of michael mcmanus and james marsters.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

urgh...

just thought of Michelle McManus then..

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

that's just nasty.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)

She's dream cheating on me? THE BITCH.

Ah, I can't stay mad at her. *dribbles*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)

You can take the lenses out and fuck them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)

you'd need easy clean lenses

some sort of teflon coating. Actually, a coat with teflon on it would be pretty useful. You! go make one!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

Or a Rain Mac maybe :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

yes.

a long seedy teflon coated coat, to deflect both natures precipitation and the human kind of precipitation

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)

da, comrade!

*waves sickle*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

*offers crops*

we cut hay
we make straw
we drink vodka
then we dance cossack like crazy people

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

da.

you want potato?
i have potato, only one, but is potato.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)

oh i am laughing (like 'we are laughing' - anchorman)

:o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

haven't seen it

are there zombies in it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)

it is sort of good

but nil zombies, or should i say niet (poor spelling) fraid

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

good shop though fella

although you are letting team uber pixel down.

:P

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)

Is that some pixeltits?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

stitle x ip.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TEAM PIXEL SHIT?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

and here's my car of the future

on some kind of crap mission in a post apocalyptic landscape or some shit

:D

and it tiles too, damn it

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)

THIS CAR APPEARS TO BE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO SPIN THE EARTH BELOW IT.

FOMGZLUHL

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

THIS CAR IS MAKE EARTHY PLANTET ROTATE! WHAT'S A FUCKING CAR!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)

TIELZ

We's on a mishun!
:D
Woo! ^.^

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

we gots ourselves a caaaaaan voooooi

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

ain't she a beautiful sight?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

\o,

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)

,o/

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)

PUNCH THE AIR, YEAH!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

*punches air*

*gets wind-burned knuckles*
*lightly jabs air*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)

Oh fuck yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)

yeah!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)

a very mild apocolypse then

one where green things and people survive :p

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)

yeah, it was the "explosion at the green paint factory" apocalypse

things were mostly green afterwards

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)

OFF ROAD...!

PLUS...A tip: If you often forget your pin number and use a particular ATM, go there at 3am when no-one is about and scratch your pin number on the machine...works a treat!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

bah, try as I might, I just can't get off road!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)

Ohhhh, pro-tips. WRITE A BOOK.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)

haha

now thats a tip
Write to pick me up, you might win a £20 gift voucher

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

the chap behind the bar at my local shouted across the bar for my pin once

told him to fuck off, in a jokey way. all was cool.

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)

thats a shit numberplate

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)

Wait for it...

wait for it...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

OH OH OH OH I'M EXCITED.

WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

How utterly silly

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

Ohhh blimey.

Outdo me why don't you. You jerk. But seriously, gawsh that's awesome. But seriously, I hate you now.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

I preferred it with the wheels,

to be honest.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)

Can I see?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

Down the page.

www.b3ta.com/board/8640583

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

Corr, that second one is my fave.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)

DO WANT.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

Mmmm

*dreams about*
Night!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

dave?

/autocomplete

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

Now that's nice.
That's very nice.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)

I vote that Sam should Photoshop more often.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)

GRUMBLE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

Woo!

Night all!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)

car makes monday not be sunday

no car makes monday sunday
then tuesday would be monday, and wednesday tuesday, thursday wednesday.
And we'd get the newsletter a day early! WIN!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

screw the newsletter

i'd get paid a day early!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

That makes my head hurt too much!

I think you're saying - car ftw?
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

Night, sweetie.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

Night, lovie!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

There is nobody driving that car

or the driver is invisible

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

Om nom nom nom.

CFB (B=Blog)

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

ZOMBIE MASECTOMY!

:D

does hat film ever get any where near manchester.. as i'm pretty sure it doesn't

but i love it.. i feel a nuclear combine harvester is the single greatest reason for a zombie apocalypse ever.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

Well,

they overtake a van with Manchester Morgue written on the side of it.

But that's it.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

you seen american zombie yet?

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

Funnily enough

it arrived in the post this very morning. Looking forward to it as I've heard good things about it.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

I quite enjoyed it.

not as good as i think it could of been
but nice all the same

:)

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

Nicely :D

*click*
'Ning sir

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

Thank you sir.

How's you?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

Not bad, ta!

And yourself?

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Crackin, as always.

There's lots of love here tonight. It's weird.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

I spent most of today shooting terrorists, the love had to go SOMEWHERE ;]

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

i love you.

you do know that, don't you?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

Aw bless.

I actually put a zombie in this image as I remembered you complaining that my last few haven't had any.
Love you too.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

*glees*

zombies are the best thing ever.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

good evening b3ta and folks therein

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

Good evening 'meats!

I was just wondering where you were :P

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

I was watching you through binoculars

and burning stuff :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yikes.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

Cheron time.

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)

STOP!

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)

Yay

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)

Boom De Yada

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)

We haven't had a chevron in ages.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)

good evening, senor funkybeef

how be you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

I'm quite average and pondering the meaning of it all and going "OH SHIT" and stuff

as ever :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

i am attempting to digest broccoli

and not having much luck :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

brocoli is great!

when smeared in sunday dinner

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)

true

it is being a cunt to digest tonight. one little floret and i've been burping for an hour :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

That is very good :)

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Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

OM NOM NOM TASTY TOMATO.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

I can't put my finger on who this reminds me of

but when I do I'll be happy until then I must rest.
Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)

Pleasing.

Not that I'm normally a vectors person. I'm not going to make a habit of it.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)

CFB hatchback (350k)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

nice work

i'd buy one of those

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

You missed a comic-number-plate opportunity.

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

I was going to do

decals, but FTS.

Suggestions for number plate?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

Teh Sans

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

God, I have no idea! :/

Stick Hitler and the front and make it NA5I?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

always with the hitler

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

YES.

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

SOMEONE SUMMON THE COIN BIRD

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

NAZIBIRD

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

More

www.sambennallick.co.uk/mecha/

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

Half a pint of bitter?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

someone must've made a sketch with that play on words by now

i'll have a lager, bitte
a lager bitter?
yes, a lager, bitte
half lager half bitter?
etc

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

AND NOW HE'S MOSTLY WET

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

DO NOT BE ALARMED

HE IS WEARING A SUIT TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM BECOMING MOSTLY WET.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)

I HOPE IT'S A DRY SUIT, A WETSUIT WOULD ADD INSULT TO INJURY

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

IT'S A LATEX SUIT PAINTED ON LAYER AFTER LAYER WITH PAINSTAKING DETAIL AFTER SHAVING ALL HAIR OFF FROM THE NECK DOWN.

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)

*reads in the voice of Mel Brooke*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

schnap.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

Actually correction, I just realised I was reading it in the voice of the Einstein in the Waxworld episode of Red Dwarf.

"Always with the triangles. There are problems in the world which can not be solved with triangles."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

Hahahah!

Yes :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)

didn't recognise the name at first

is that the same person as mel brooks
if so, my sort of thoughts also...that sort of phrase is best said with a new york jewish accent

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)

B1G R

and
5MAL R

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

change it to hunch back agent and put baron von green back at the wheel

and t04d as the number plate.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

oh hell, yes!

frog's head flyer ftw!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

t-shirt idea.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

Yeah man!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

THIS IS SHIT..not yours ..mine....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

hahaha. yes

where do i sign to get one of these?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

arf!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

nice shning!

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

all work and no play etc...

all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...
all work and no play etc...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

*screams*

*hides behind door*

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spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

nice!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

nicely

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

Yay!

Good stuff!

Something similar I did
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

that's just a mini moto!

that's nice. :)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

Haha I know, I just wrote my name on it!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

it's just missing a chav toddler

preferably mangled in the wheels.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Monkey

I'm sure you meant monkey!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

this is indeed

what I wanted, I was so misguided before.

:D

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

that monkey is blatantly about to ram raid a liquor store and only steal the 2.5 litre botles of white lightning

(

arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

whilst wearing only Ug boots?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

I had this bike,

but in Black on matt black.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)

shopped!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

Woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

And......Why Not?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

I'd like the car on the bottom

that's right on the arse!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

How about...

(Poorly done i know - it's 1am, i need schleeps!)

(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)

Beijing John Olymkovich!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

Ha.

That's some impressive casting.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

No Ian Holm?

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

No VAT

No money back
No guarantees

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

No limits

no sleep till bedtime

which is about now

g'night b3ta!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

HELLOES!

and goodnight :)

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

hello goodbye!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

Me too.

Shift up!.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

I like the actors names :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

Ha ha ha

Extra points for not resorting to the classic takeaway menu names!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

I would just like to say

Hello!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

Fine then.

FINE

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

I'll say hi ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

Fine then.

FINE

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Heeeeey

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

Awww, poor countenance.

*pats head*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

He would have to use the English translations

as for many years the Chinese have used roman numerals to express ideas and complex concepts.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

AH-SO!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

this makes me giggle

which makes me burp.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

has some one done a being slobodan milosevic?

I assume it must of been done.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

That's great

and was what inspired mine ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

Hahaha wonderful!

Top names.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

hahaha

Top nameage

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

Thanks to all above ^^^

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

haha!

it's the names that make this

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spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

haha. nice

i just started work on, then abandoned a captain corelli's mandarin one (or captain corerri, depending on how 'laughing at forrins and their forrin speech' i want to be), on the basis that i can't be bothered and someone's probably already done it
(edit: yes)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

Can't end a Chinese sylable with S.

God I'm a pedantic prick.

(

Zuowan, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Pi off then!

;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

that rat looks tasty on your blog

or maybe it's just the accompanying tsingtao

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

It was foul.

Tsingtao's not bad, but they do wash the bottles out with formaldyhide.

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Zuowan, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)

Right! lets see if i can finish my noob week with a hatrick.......

Despite the shittyness of this one!

Inspired by this ace one.
www.b3ta.com/board/8566308

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)

But but but ghost will eat pacman

woo to this

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

the theatre will be pacced!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

thats quite some flatari

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

don't try to console me.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

can i insert my cartridge instead then....

I appologise.. the other ones were grasping at straws so i went for the full out innuendo..

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

woa dude,

you're invading my space.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

it's only amiga ammount of invassion

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

enough for me to get an ST

D
Are you on the Autistic Spectrum, or what?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

thats some super sonic wit you've got there.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

I was just getting a bit ark anoid.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

tenuous...

i think this pun chain is being put on red alert.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

when is a jar not a jar?

when it become a door!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

only half an hour or so till the commencement of

~~red~~ gay shift

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

no need to Be worried, BeCause

it's only a micro

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Arf

let me just take this opportunity to repost this age-old anim I made

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)

Nice!

I was going to try and animate-a-ma-jigger it but I lack the skills to pay said bills! :(

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

Got that one too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

I've been outclassed by a dog in shirt and tie!

Curses!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

Don't worry he has a picture for everything.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

shhht you!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

Woooo to this!

Anyone else gonna animate it? would be cool to see some, I'm gonna work on my anim skills next.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

try it, you might like it

:o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

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