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(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
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COMICS
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# LOLWUT
needs more horse

with addition of a surprise horse this would be comedy gold, I tell you

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# neigh
neigh, bitches
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# yeah you're right
screw the whole thing!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# shame
but he does look like a badly drawn drawing of him
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# J'aime votre dessin, la Lune Fille.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Oh mon! Je suis intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Zut Alors!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# je ne suis... bugger my francais is trop shite
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# BANNEZ CE FILTH SICK MAINTENANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Interdire cette saleté de maladie!
.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# burn it
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# malheuresement, le chat
est dans la poubelle mais le lappin est noir.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Oui!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# that's brilliant :D
proper laughter and eerything :)

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahhaa
:D

'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Out now on DVD...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# that tagline
is sadly true :(
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Do tell
...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# the rubber fumes make your eyes go all funny
make sure you wash it before you put it on, especially if its just out of the box
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Bindun
By b3ta user Forrest Gimp, no less
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# incorrect
It's by the guy he thanks in his profile :p
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Oh, okay

Like, whatever, dude. lmao
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# DEATHBOT VS
THE MECHA-CRAB.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Needs more eartrumpet.
4/10
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# that was intorduced in deaf bot 5002
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Oh yeah.
*CANNOT BRAIN TODAY. I HAVE THE DUMB*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# what changed between 5000 and 5001?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Interior changes
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# firmware eh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Software update
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# invisible tits
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# This gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ah yes, brilliant
brilliantThe deathbot 5001 had the ever so slightly skinnier right leg . . . Woo!

Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# robogusset
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# lol lol
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ah, the march of technology.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# the angry clip approves
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# confused robot says "eh"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Yesterday's suggestion.
(Ran out of time last night. Couldn't post it)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Psssst
I think the makers of the current orangina ad have been perusing your work.

That or smoking something.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Yes...
that advert scared me.
(cactusrob, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I just don't understand it
And why it is in any way relevant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# orangina gives you fur and in some case slimey tenticals and makes you more sexually charged while also removing your sexual predisposition to a certain species
what's not to get?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# why
was there an octopus in the jungle?
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# he was on holiday
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# it does? *buys crate of Orangina*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# because it's juicy?
but, the uk version is a bit cut/censored.. the full version is even jucier.. or more orangey depending on how you look at it (full screen is best)

then again.. you are right, it is very odd!

edit: the full version.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM
edit2: there is a hi-res version though I don't have the link
(eight, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# that's nice and all,
but where is the cakenurse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
#
An elephant in samurai armour fighting a sloth ninja.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# are those cat boob in your jacket/dress
or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# If my in/out trays were like that
I'd probably get a lot more work done.

By the way, why are none of your anthros ever canine? Do you not like dogs (best of all the animals) or just find them less fun to draw?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Requestion time...
This one was worth taking the extra time to do.
How about this for a suggestion:
One of your characters (Maybe Chloe or Sky or even Scarlet) dressed up as and/or hugging a Mudkip and saying "I heard you liek..."

EDIT: The Eclaire twins seem to have tucked their trousers over their shoes 8I
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# If the guy on the left is In and the guy on the right Out
Does that mean that Chloe is Shake It All About?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Better suggestion.
Or even better, Chloe doing the washing up. Imagine all the soapy fun she can have with the dirty cutlery :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# It's the Foxy Bingo Twins!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# 'ning all...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# jesus!
...but now I want some tequilla!

[edit] The splif was a poor idea. Should of just stuck with the googly eyes
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# moses!
...but now I want a White Wine Spritzer!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Pharoah!
...but now I want a scotch and dry!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hitler!
...but now I want some Lebensraum!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Eww... morning mouth.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# sublime
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# pfft
I can almost hear it saying 'y'alreet love?'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Sorry sorry sorry
Ive not woken up yet.

Now get the fuck out of my house.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ...
This has been going around my head since last Friday's meme-fest... apologies.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# pffft
Took me a second.

I had to read that at Uni in the original French. I did a whole module on the theatre of the absurd. It was quite good.

That is all.

EDIT: what was he doing writing in French anyway? He was bloody Irish!

EDIT EDIT: but he was very good in Quantum Leap.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Apparently...
He wrote in French to strip the language of any nuances that might be in his native tongue. Or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Not just to show off, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# right then. That'll be why.
I can't believe when I finished uni I was fluent in French. I think these days I could barely get directions to the train station.

*sigh*

German's still fluent though, so that's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Sam Beckett?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahah! dammit, I really wanna watch a few episodes of that right now....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Come round to mine
I have all five series on DVD.

*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# JIMMMMMMYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Jimmy was cute.
I just liked watching Al in his naval uniform. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# i liked the lee harvy oswald one alot
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *jealouses*
Dammit, I'll have to order those off play or something, even though I really have no room for any more dvds....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I also have the Babylon 5 universe
Season 3 ftw
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Battlestar Galactica > Babylon 5
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Never tried that one
but nothing beats B5.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
#
tru dat.
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# This rules
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Blimey
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Carol Can'tafforderman
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha top shop!
have many woos and a can of special brew
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
I really dislike that woman. Vile debt-increasing harpie...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Eh?
What's that doing here...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ...
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# It's all warm and shiny...
*rubs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Mornin' Moley!
Loved your pic below by the way, just gonna pop down and give it a *click*, won't be long :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# wins
*click*
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hahahah, I hope the irony is not lost on her that she may well soon be having to use the debt consolidation services she advertises
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# A good morning to you all


clikz fas biggaz (165KB)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Oooh, atmospheric!
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# this is
grand
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# At last - something useful!

Click for readable.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahhahah, thake this on dragon's den and fleece them for a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ths is wonderful!
male rectal incontinence pads for the win :D

when your put in a fix
because you've got the shits.
you need the solution that fits.... in your pants.

still ina rhyming mood.

damn rhyming mood.

w/y/h :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# hahaa
reminds me of these

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# aaahahahahaha!
does the queen use Tampax, Tampons, or a corgi?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ex wife of Mr Holmes ?


or was he Mr Messy?
(acidgiant, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Fuck you you fucking fucks
I started this 'wagon and no-one said anything to me. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Cheers
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Lower
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# aww!
yours is too clever . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I don't get it though.
*something physicsy*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Nods
Hats off to you.
(acidgiant, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Ris?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# ask Mr Trellis to take his trousers off . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I get THAT bit
Just not the Mr Holmes comment

Research 'natural methods for inducing labour'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Dur! That reference wasn't lost on me!

EDIT: Dr Watson had a really big gob! C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Just checking ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Thats the problem
People forget their pron heritage!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Throat_(film)

(acidgiant, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I am aware of the film
But still lost on the Holmes comment
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# john holmes
was a pornstar with a silly big-un
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Aha, with you
But not actually in that film, hence the confusion
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# 14 inch dead dick.
/Mr Bungle blog
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I was trained to fuck you baby.
Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Asia & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...

*and on it goes... "and we will get your accounts, Mr. Bungle?"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# easy for them to say
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# not worth a new thread, so will plump it here..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahahha
fwaps! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# get a load of this then...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# You bad bad man
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Mr Tackle! Great stuff!
Have you had that amazing thunder storm/monsoon yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# it's coming home, it's coming home
it's coming home

hehehehe and congrats sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Arf, you sod....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Maybe
she should marry Mr E
(acidgiant, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Woot though
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hahaahahahha! outstanding!
*waits for little miss asbo to make an appearance*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Excellent :)


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# aw he was just thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Never had a ride on a bandwagon before...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# One of nature's more vile creatures...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# oooh very nice work sir!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Richard Whitely wouldn't have allowed it
she was his bitch
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# If only he'd have consolidated his debts into one easy repayment,
he'd still be here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahahah, at first i thought it was a steam punked vorderman :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Haha, nicely done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# wow!
pure skill
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# She can swallow my debt any day
huh huh huh
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Tha's epic that.
Wooop!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# brilliant work sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hullo Queeny.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Here...we..go...
...there *clicked*!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Huzzah!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# leave carol alone!!!!

*flails*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Always Wondered This One
Thanks for the answer, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Well done sirrah!
Ningles Moley welldone on the FP you talented swine you. How art thee?
Has another cheeky *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Absolutely superb
*clicks*

Great animation.

Isn't it nice how wealthy people get paid loads to persuade others further into debt.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# mediocre - b3ta book of the dead! :D


Click for bigger (52KB)

List of b3tans who have sent me pics - if your not on here and have sent me a pic - let me know!

big ian
das sheep
dbroon
letum
m3
mooglemania
Mstandot
walrus man
WebmasterFF(i think thats his b3taname)
Barbarossa
T0ria
Mushybees
Sheehan
DrZaarlon
arrangedletters
Jorvic
Smash Monkey
hanke
Earl Otterby
Postbear
Enzyme
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Oh, right, are we doing people more than once then?
I seeeeee.

Well, I say we.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahah
well i'm just working my way through the ones i'vebeen sent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I've only got one left
one's not getting one as he was fucking rude. After that I have no more requests, funny that *sigh*.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# i can
send u mine! who was rude - gaz me if u want! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# No thanks
I'd rather people ask me themselves- as they're not I don't really see the point in me doing any more.

Doesn't really matter who was rude, suffice to say that ordering me to do your picture and not at one point saying please until I ask you to is not the way to get me to do things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# very true!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# ooooooooooh
could you do one for me as well? PLEASE!

i haven't had pics done for ages!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Cap'n?
Please could you do a pretty picture of me pretty please?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# icanhazplz?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# was this me?
I hope this was not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Wasn't me being rude was it?
just checked back through the gaz and it could have been subject to that interpretation.

If it was I heartily apologise - there was no intent behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# if i gaz you a pic can i have an undead pic?
that would be ace!

EDIT: how rude - woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i'd love to
just make it a good size pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# no problems
i have to go out to see a client but when i come back i will find one and gaz it to you!!

thanks honey
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# woop!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# excellent zombification as usual Rev'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I like the cheeky little grin under all that rotting flesh...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# \o/
:)

I must say that I love all the blood on the wall as a great detail
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hehehe
cheers sir- just an after thought really! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Oooh nice!
I have had to take more pics I should be able to get a selection to you tonight I hope (once I find my leads).

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# woo
looks forward to it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Mmmm! tasty rubbish!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hehee
'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Yay to racoons!
Woo Mr Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Raccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooons! :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I chucked my old school tie out as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
looney!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# woooo! *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Yay 'coons
Ningles Mr The Hat

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# :D
Aw sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# sigh........ who ate all my hummus

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Sooooo bindun:P
nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Bums Up!
hello b3ta, I have given up my job and am now a gentleman of leisure
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Congrats?
...but what about the convenient supply of beer tokens?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Congratualtions sir!
You have my utter utter envy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# So that's 2 wanks so far this morning?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# haha not quite
I am sitting at my computer in my pants though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Why is your computer in your pants?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# oooh, grats! dammit, I wish I wasnt at work today....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Little Miss Take?

'Ning all
(Virulent, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Haha
And a woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# How rude of me
Woooooo! And also, kind of apt :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Indeed
Hope all goes well, and congrats :)
(Virulent, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Is everything progressing nicely?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Indeed
Blood test later today though (attempt #2), otherwise fine and dandy.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Have you been revising?
Will you ever tell him or her how shopped his ultrascan was?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# S/he will have a b3ta account set up as soon as they can sit upright
And will be edumacated in the ways of Teh Board :)

So, erm, dominatrix?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# It's my musk. Women can't resist my musk!
Shouldn't an account be set up just after he/she (but hopefully not heshe) is born so that they're the first b3tard to have an account all their life?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# GENIUS idea
Will do :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# That will redefine the term noob for sure
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *memo to self*
Take photo of Trellis TNG with L plates....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Hehehe
Press submit just as he's crowning:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *packs laptop in labour bag*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ladies and gents,
Everybody's favourite baby-bearing b3tan, Mrs. Trellis, is due to give birth today.

Let's give it up for Trellis TNG shall we?



Original vectorisation by Aphex

EDIT stick any messages in this thread and I'll gaz her the link.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# my boyfriend said to me this morning
"we are going to have three kids, and you are going to stay home and look after them"

Arrrgh!
So good luck to Trellis, I hope you have fun with the baybe :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Did he tell you who he was going to have them with?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Did you say "boyfriend" or "bellend"?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# These both are very b3ta responces:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I wouldn't stand for that.
I'm not going to be a stay-at-home-mum, I'll work for a living like mine did, and show my kids the value of a hard day's work and of money. If I could ever afford to sit around on my arse watching Bargain Hunt whilst precious Tarquin learns Swahili on his Fisher Price whatever I still don't think I would. Bit too much respect for myself, you know? Having a kid doesn't mean my life's over.

Or at least, that's how I see it. Plus it's much more likely that the manwife will be the one at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# totally
although i think he was joking ;)

all the same, I'd want a career over kids
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I'm not really career driven as such
I just know that if I stay here all day with wee ones I'll go stir crazy. The first year or so, maybe, but after that it's a bloody team effort between me and the wife whether he likes it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# /END RANT
I never had you as a stay at home mum. I always thought of you as an in the garden or up at tree mum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Out at sea, shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Cardboard box pirate ship mum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# In a perfect world only one person would need to work
and the other would be able to spend all day bringing up children (which is really the most important job) but it's unlikely that this will be possible unless you've got crazy money.

I guess in the end we all do the best we can with what we have.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I'm of the firm belief
that nursery is great for kids- they learn how to be around their peers BEFORE they get to schooling age. I'll definitely be sending mine, if only so they can get used to a larger social circle than I can provide for them.

That's when I'll go back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# this is our plan tbh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I know I'll get a torrent of replies but I think only one needs to
IT's just people have forgotten to spend their money. I think that the more that two people work the more they spend on 'saving time'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Yays!
Good luck to her! Now she should have it this morning so she can bve back working the fields by tomorrow.
EDIT: I think I've only every seen her once with out the lady bump!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# yay for babies
best of luck and a short labour...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# B3ta the Next Generation
apt for the imageP

Wotcha lassy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Harro
how is wet london?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# It's stopped
But at least I don't have to water the garden today.
And how are you and the bawwoon haninal menagerie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Sarah and I are getting married Sept 2009
i asked her to marry me on sunday.


life is very good
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness gracious me!

*massive hugs* ohhhhhh YAY for the both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# thank you
i think it's going to be a big reception...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Well I hope you have the time of your lives, love.
Ohhhhhhhhhh I love a wedding. Especially when it's nice people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I can see the church now instead of friend and family of either one,
the ushers will be asking 'Talkboard or Messageboard?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
There'll be plenty of glowering accross the aisle . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# oh dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Not on such an auspicious occasion!
That and obviously the talkboard would only be there in a silver service cappasity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# WOW!!!
congrats matey!!!!!!

*bighuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# thanks hon
*big huggles back*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# oooh
congratulations indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Congrats :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# thank you mrs trellis
good luck with the baby!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Thank you :D
Good luck with the wedding - we want details!
(Well I do anyway)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# i'm sure details will be posted
and updates will be made on facebook!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *goes to find on facebook*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Good luck missy!
You'll be able to see your feet again soo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Well in!
wedded bliss ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Crikey, what a day!
Congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# woooooo! congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Woah...congrats! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# thanks hon!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Oh that's just ACE!
Brilliant! psst! you need a jazz band? C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# oooooh thanks honey!
we've probably got one friend performing but thats a nice idea... we will let you know when we have done a bit more planning!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# congraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats
i know i already said it on FB but heck, it's worth saying 2x
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# thanks you!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Bless her
I hope it all goes swimmingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Didn't know she was planning a water birth...
badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Oh you bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha
I use this one as it has more Quo
But I still think that in both the high hat go on for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# oooh, outstanding! Well I hope it all goes perfectly for Mrs T!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Wait...b3tans are hatching?

Wish her all the luck!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Wahey
Best of luck to her. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# A lovely little baby
another new life starts
we hope it's not too painful
trying to squeeze it through your parts


all of our very best to mother and bump-baby
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Congratulations!
Best of luck to your wife today, then. :)

Hope that everything goes well, and may you have a very gorgeous, healthy little bundle of joy. :D
xx
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ahem
nowt to do with me your honour
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Gah!
I really should pick when I drop in more carefully!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Shouldn't you be somewhere about now?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# It'd be nice
But no amount of curry, raspberry leaf tea and -ahem- other methods have managed to bring things on naturally today....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# plunger?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Nah, much MUCH more fun ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *rubs tummy*
*coos at vagina* here, little baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Heh heh
Bad enough Mr Trellis constantly shouting out 'hello in there' - then echoing back at himself....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# TRELLY!
Good luck m'dear, all in the Doom household have their fingers crossed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Thank you sir :)
Hope Lady Doom's good *hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# So far so good... *grasps wood*
Will we all get souvenir picture cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# There may well be picshurs
Nice ones though. This board's seen far too much of gaping holes. And me naked for that matter.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# All the best
Shouldn't you be in hospital by now? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# In theory
However
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Haha
Ah well, I shall think of you when I visit my little fluffy friends shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Good luck!
and try not to think about the very very big head . . . C]:0D

EDIT: Trelly repost



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Trying desperately not to....
Woopic!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Yay - Good luck Mrs. T :)

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Ooooh, noice :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# woo!
nice one mrs t!

one of my friends is due today, i doubt it'll actually happen for another week though- first children are usually a bit late
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Very very true
Mum went 11 days over with me, so I was never expecting to go early. Not going to stop me tucking into the raspberry leaf tea and curry and all that though :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Dear Trelly
go for the pethidine, it's near as dammit legal Smack.

Good luck and hope you have an easy time of it luv.

Gerry
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Dear Wobbly
Hoping to avoid the pethidine cos of the nasty things it could do to Trellis TNG, but I will be tucking heartily into the entonox, which gets me just as giggly :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ^this
And (in these days of epidurals) why would you risk a drugged baby, being unable to breast feed? Epidurals are pretty good, though hopefully you won't need anything but a bit of entonox.

Dear Mrs T -- the very best of luck!

Here's advice from my limited but recent experience, in the hope it's helpful (I'm sure I wrote this before, but can't find it now). If not helpful just ignore it!

If your Plan A is for a home birth:
- if your Plan A does not work out, you'll probably want to switch to Plan B before you are exhausted; how will you know? you'll probably need your midwife to understand your wishes & plans, and to help you assess how it's going;
- therefore: don't be brave and wait for contractions every 3 mins before calling the midwife (I'm assuming usual NHS arrangement whereby you basically get a random midwife you've never met before), or there'll be no time for you to brief her on what your Plan A - Plan B switch-point is, set up the working relationship etc.

Breast feeding: it's actually very difficult. The best way to learn is to ask a midwife to watch you and advise you *every time*, if you can. There are about 100+ useful little tricks and tips, but you have to drag that knowledge out of them!

Weeing: Your tired pelvic floor will have lost sensation, so you may need to set an alarm clock to tell you to go and wee every 2 hours for the first 48 hours or so. It's a right drag, but avoids bladder straining your pelvic floor, and accidents. You can stop when need-to-wee sensation returns.

Keep an eye (or get your hubby to) on what the midwives & doctors are doing (eg: drug and drip doses and times), but they're mostly excellent.

Good luck!
PS: make sandwiches now and put them in the fridge/freezer -- there's barely time to even re-heat a meal in the first 2 days!
PPS: Babies are FAB!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ooh good luck!
dont forget to scream, take drugs and hurt the father - bit like how the baby was made :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Who's been talking?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# just talking from
experience :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# make it so
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Best of luck!
Hope it's a painless as possible!
*huggles*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *enhuggles*
best wishes - best of luck - try and score me some drugs while you're there.

WOO YAY HOOOPLA PANOWIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# apparently this video is all the rage now

ning!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Hahaha
I wanted to do that one, but I bow to your skills. *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# COCK!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Shopped... etc
Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha
Actually it's intersting to watch. It you look carefully you can see what is a little known fact. Lightening goes upwards. What goes down is the explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# So a charge created in the clouds travels up away from the ground?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# a potential difference between the charge in the clouds and the massive source of electrons known as
"the floor" causes the path to be drawn up from ground to cloud and the explosion to go downwards along the path found by the spark.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# A slight misunderstanding of the theory
The strike travels downwards but as demonstrated in the video can pull charge from the ground to meet it due to the massive forces at work. You can see it in action right up there. The downward action is the lightning strike, upwards surges are known as 'streamers'.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I didn't say that
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hahahha, that is absolutely BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Hahaha
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
that is awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Wooyay!
What a joyous thing to arrive to!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# 'ning board
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Ninglets
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
In other news. I have to do my biggest shop evah today! The size of a door!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I'd be more impressed if it was...
the size of a cow!

I'm having a random lyric day today.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Outstanding band (on the run):P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Oooh you cheeky (girls) git!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ^this
monkey's gone to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# TOAP in the name of love:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# 'ning MAIOF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I'm alright
and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# great great
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

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