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[challenge entry] choo-choo
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Is that cat in a carboard box?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Totally a paper bag
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I think you should bake a bee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I think you should bake a beaker
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# i think you should bake a snake cake
(would that be a cake in the shape of a snake or a cake composed of snakes?)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# the latter
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# would one use the whole snake, or just the skin?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# live snakes.
 
like those cakes in which you can hide a stripper, but full of live snakes.

SURPRISE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# AAAGH UNEXPECTED SNAKESSS
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Floor Cat is watching you play with trains
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# 3am eternaaAAAAAAAAAAlllllll
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# GOODNIGHT OH WONDERFUL b3ta
HELLO *BEEP* I AM A ROBOT *BEEP*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Am I too late?

460x340 (1MB version)
(tr1stan, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# HADONKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Birk birk birk birk birk!
EDIT: FUCK ME THATS IMPRESSIVE LURKAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# TIGER UPPERCUT!
SF IV soon, OOooOoooh.

Also, hopefully new Killer Instinct.
Me like.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# llama back kick
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# BADGER FLAME!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ghekko boom
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# SWAN FIRE!
GRAAAKKKLLLEE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# (suggests sir tries the aye aye shockwave)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# It's the way you move, it's the way you move, it's way you move..
TO THE KILLER GROOVE

(That beat is Rare)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# it doesn't mattur, it doesn't mattur
(saw chemical bros last night - fucking awesome)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# :/
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# quite by chance, my lil brother was there at the same time
good joy
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# EPIC WIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# *punches the air*
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOORRTAAL KOOMBAAT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# all this talk of beat em ups,
soul calibur games are the best ever. The new one, at least on ps3 is fucking ace :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I played the 360 demo.
I'll wait for SF IV.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# a quite ridiculously long trailer:
the ps3 version from play
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Street Fighter IV looks fucking awsome
that is all.
(tr1stan, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# it look slike a KameHameHa to me
before anyone leaps to their feet to complain, Dragonball was in manga from 1986 adn Kamehameha was in episode 3.

Streetfighterwas a 1987 invention.

although all sorts of chi energy projectiles were probably in evidence since the taoist myths but HEY NOW...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ah, mister rwh. happy b3taday!
*offers cayke*

hmmm i need to make a new cayke img, that one's getting a bit tired now
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# and with this, goodnight...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# this is ace
don't know why there's not more ACEness showered upon it :-)

EDIT Port, no Starboard, no Starboard, no Port, no....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# G'night
and g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Live n let die.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# He's dancing to
"american jesus by bad religion"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Batdance - Prince.
(Prince is a cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# its all along the watchtower now
Dylan
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# And where, and where, is the BATMAN.
( I love Prince)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# There is no prince on my itunes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# were you looking for this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HoxcvIXIh4&feature=user
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Not the series, the live action.
Which I'm aware of, too much shit ot download, innit.

I know there's a series, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# was it an american live action film
or japanese...?

part of my brain is telling me it was yanks.. much like fist of the north star and the crying freeman (both terrible)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I think it's a japanese livr action and it's meant to be BAD.
it's probably on Youtoobz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# ah ok
that's not the original series, but yup
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# All along the watchtooowwweeeerrrr
I well love that song and I well love a bit of Hendrix.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Dylan not hendrix
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# i think there is a live version knocking about
where they do it together.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I think there's about a million people who have covered that song
Strangely enough including Prince at the half time show at the Superbowl in 2007

Wiki here
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# On redtube or on youporn?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# PIAC!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# dog is an extra terrestial!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
BEWARE: cuntdog is a alien!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# DESU!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Are any of you familiar with the American health system?
Here's a summary:


Check out more at www.piecomic.com

(dredgeups, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Pffft.
They think socialised healthcare is a bad thing, ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Haha
Thats ace have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# see, much much better than our commie liberal anti american nhs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# MCCAIN FOR 08!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# FUCK YEAH! IF IT CAN'T BE FIXED IT ISN'T BROKEN!
hooooooooooooooooyah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hi, I'm John McCain.
BURN 'EM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hi, I'm John McCain, and I endorse myself
BURN 'EM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hi, I'm John McCain.
TELL ME WHEN LORD..IXNO OOBAR MOLOCH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i wish jobs were that easy to get in the UK
been looking for one for ages. damn starbucks, waterstones and the pub down the road, and my general impatience.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I find that trying to get a job for a general impatience really hard as they wont even wait for interviewees
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# general impatience is a cunt
colonel tolerance is just great
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Corporal Ambivalence is a complete lunatic though, even when he's on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# oh don't get me started on him, at least he's not as bad as lieutenant wishy-washy
at last years officers ball he spent half the night talking about romanian gerbils, the complete knob jockey
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Right, if you seriously want a job, start looking harder.
Restaurant kitchens are usually always looking for pot-washers or waiter/esses.
Best thing is, if you stick it long enough, you could probably learn to cook professionally
thus ensuring you'll ALWAYS find work.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Fat people will always need food....puts hand up...
You have to be prepared for cocaine addiction if your a chef though...

Whats happened to Bucket of Bad spidey?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I thought chefs were alchoholics and not coke heads
in the main
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Every Chef ive ever met has turned out to be on coke
Even the microwave monkeys down at the local 2 for one (formely Tom Cobbleys) are on it according to my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I know this sounds really obvious
But have you tried an agency? Somewhere like office angels gets you into an office for work. It might not be great work or pay too great but work is work. While you are there you can at least look for other work that might suit you more.

And you never know, some temp jobs can be really good. One place I temped in I loved, the work was pretty crappy but the people there were really good and we got on really well. Plus half my mates worked in the same building so we just went straight out drinking on a Friday night.

They might take 10% of your money but it's better than having nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Agencies are fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# My sister got the best job in the world through an agency
She worked for the Ombedsman and litraly pulled a Prescott and play Crouqet most of the day, after spending about 30 minutes doing actual work.

Its unbelievable the amount of waste there, they all demand 1st class tickets where ever they go. Once they got the "wrong size" toilet paper, and were just going to skip it so my sister and another temp just took it all home.. Our family didnt buy bog roll for a year!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Toilet roll has more than one size?
How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yeah they were the ones that go into dispensers
there were more stories of tax payers money going down the pan, but ive forgoten them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# now you mention it, I recall nicking some bog roll from the students union in bristol
oooh the excitement of stealing, knowing that I'd save literally dozens of pounds over the coming months
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# related plug for one of my short stories
(in case you're not quite tired enough for sleeping but need that extra push :p )
CSCs and the Joy of Temps
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ...gets you into an office for work
after you've filled out 37 forms, been in for 6 interviews and 13 computer tests, provided 17,456 different references each of which have known you for at least 3 times as long as you've been alive, given over enough personal data to form at least 3 separate false versions of yourself, and then maybe they'll consider you for the data entry job for which you'll be rejected (but never informed) because you've got a typing speed of 56wpm when the advert specifies 55.

Agencies: toss.
(meepmeep is, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# wow,didn't expect that reaction :P
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# heh
sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# nicely drawn
if its yours of course
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Finished with this for tonight.
I've largely finished the construction; all that's left to do mostly is tidy up the scraggy bits. I've still got to finish the feathers and the neck/clavicle area, though, and I think the left horn needs to be a bit longer.


CFB (100kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# your drawings are uninspired and look like a christian drew them
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I just read that on /talk too.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# harsh, but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# harsh foot hair?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I know my drawings are uninspired and look like a christian drew them, because it's true, praise the lord!
ramen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# uninspired picure is christian
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# and is uninspired
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# and christian
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# and uninspired
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# but strangely toasty
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# ramenramenramen
ramen.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# AAARRGRGGGHHHHH FUCK NO WHAT THE SHIT
www.ramenlicious.com/recipes/jello-ramen-noodles.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# uuuuh noodle jelly?
why not go the whole hog and have chicken blancmange????
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Thats
rather fantastic already =)

Have a woo =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# It's like Night of the Ridiculously Lengthy Images Which We Are Most Likely Pissing Our Lives away With
Hooray!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Woo yay!
But if you enjoy pissing it away it's not really pissing it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Somehow wasting 6 days for 12 replies doesn't really seem justified.
I actually got really depressed half way through it whilst lying in bed, wondering why I was wasting my life like this. HOORAY!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# the waiting
makes me all moist
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# your being all moist makes me all moist
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# your all makes me being
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# bing rakes garden shears engulfment!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# shock fall tree in broom periods!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# basket wound trample banana facsimile!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# existentialist nightmare begins for lonely widowed housewife of one
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# That's looking really good already.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# nice lightings!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# He looks like he just farted up his mother's son.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# He looked as though he'd been caught wanking in an earlier version.
www.b3ta.com/board/8689727
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# DAEMON-FUCKER!
Have you seen the manga, 'DEVIL-MAN'?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# No, but it rings a bell.
It might be one of the ones that was the inspiration for Devil May Cry. Is it the one about a man called Amos who turns into a demon?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i think if there was a nail
you would of just hit it on the head.

there's a massive party and people are lured to it.. and then they all get turned into tentical rape monsters and killed.

at least thats one of the devil man films.. i do believe there's two.

go japan!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I looked it up;
The bloke is called Akira and gets possessed by a demon called Amon. My brain must have filed away 'Amon' as 'Amos'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# No tentacles as I remember.
But there's like a rave going on, he turns from human to demon, and goes fucking ballistic, mmm yum yums.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# fUCK KNOWS.
I saw it as a kid, and I'd loove to make the movie version.

He 'turns' when he's in a club, in my memory he rips the fuckers up.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
www.play.com/DVD/Region_1/4-/4949785/Devil-Man/Product.html The live acion version is really bad. But follows the origional story which makes a change.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I've heard it's bad.
I shall torrent that mofo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# it is woo
in a very 80's way.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I have the complete series and movie to watch.
I'm after the live action version now even though I know it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# the series is from the 70's
innit?

which means lost of still 4 frame repeating shots as they had piss all money.

saying that fist of the north star is 70's anime and thats fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I got the origional from the 70's, and some of the remakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# so, a
Scots demon...?

Fantastic work
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# He's Welsh, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# it's all the gaelic, when you get right down to it
hey ho Ms Todd
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# 'Lo Mr Hat.
Happy B3day!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# thankyou, sweet
crystal-english-pronunciated posh bird
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Pffft, I'm not posh.
I don't pronounce 'hello' as 'hair-lair' or 'about' as 'abite'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# oooh i like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Everyone, I cordially invite you to my sexy victorian b3ta party!

CLICK FOR MASSIVER(not ruined by compression)-O-VISION!

Quibble: really I should have spent some more time on the wood panelling and put some lamps in, but I felt I had already spent an epoch on the thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Is this Dorian I see before me?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# victorians and shit man.
way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# This simply makes me think that Julie Moult is an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# This maes me
?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# This calls for a sexy party! Oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# This confuses me greatly
But I like it

Edit: How does one get to visit this partay?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# haha
what is happening
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Many things are happening.
Face is splayed open on Grand Piano whilst the large nozzled teapot looks on enthusiastically.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# It looks like a Cockweasle teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# It is telling Cockweasle to play faster the fucking lazy shit,
whilst the piano itself weeps.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# shit, is that a piano?
 
I thought it was some kind of a suitcase
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# You must have massives clothes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Either a baby grand or a Fender Rhodes
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# How is babby grand formed? How is girl get Fendre?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# this is a bit good
innit =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Shit yeah!
I like the worried piano.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# it's much better than most bash photos
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# always good to have a nice pot of snarn on the go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You are drinking an unspecified liquid from a needle fountain.
I presume it is urine.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# oh crap, > unpack grue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# very nice
i love this style.. its nice to see something different for a change
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# make that 13 replies
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# 15th reply
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I feel simultaneously both patronised, and in need of further validation.
This must be what being KillerKitti feels like.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Ahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# You've given me huge boobs :)
Pineapple is so the best in this. I love his coaty thingy!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# It's a smoking jacket damn you!

Perhaps in future you'll have to aid me in portraying your breasts more accurately.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# whenceforth the
laudanum?

Ace work sir :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# DRUGS! Why not just say drugs?!
I'm not a walking dictionary you know. If I was I'd probably be caught and experimented on, then used as some kind of revolutionary battlefield strategist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# i say, old chap
spendid
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# needs more robots and dinosaurs
but wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# quite good in places
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# this f-n rocks!....best of the board...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Hooray. *puts endorsement on mantlepiece with all the other metaphysical commendations*
Also I've just realised that on the small picture, the painting in the background actually looks like freebase.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Oh sweet beeps
:( *HUFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Wrong again, Patrick


Effort #1. How did I do?
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Nobody does that
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Sunday night bunny related Ris


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# how lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# The Dark Carrot Tower.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# :)
Loverly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# coo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# YAY
bunbunbunbunb
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# lovely as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# awww, this bunny is going to have BLOODY REVENGE
and everyone's going to FUCKING PAY :D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Hooray Sunday Night Bunny!
He is a lovely bunny
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Beautiful.
I love the colours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Most woo
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Greenpeace can now disband, I've figured out how to save the planet
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# There's no bridge
fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Jpeg is not a good format
It has a lossy compression algorithm.

For best results try and produce a vector based version of earth. It can then be scaled up and down whilst taking up less space.

/I read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *clicks like julie moult on a donkey porn site*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# don't do it. it's full of viruses.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)
# ASBO Anyone?
.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# No, I think you'll find that
I am the Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# You're Julie Moult
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# It would appear that
Julie Moult is an idiot
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i've just googled it.
great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# he did that without looking!
clever sod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I see it's got to the top of Google Image search
although Haku probably feels a bit foolish, as it's his anti-hotlinking image that has made it, which insinuates that it's himself that is hotlinking.

If that makes sense. Anyway, Julie Moult is an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# yeah, I should change the image back to original but it probably won't help
/feels foolish
/gropes foolish
/gets off with foolish


edit: hang on, that anti-hotlinking picture doesn't show up anymore when I image search for "Julie Moult is an idiot", which pic was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Search for 'julie moult' on google.com, not google.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# thanks
returned the image back to original but will take a while for image search to reflect change
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Guys,
Julie's a friend of mine and this whole thing is really upsetting her. I'm really worried that she's going to do something stupid. Surely enough is enough.
(The Peppermint Meerkat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# "Do something stupid" ??
*doesn't she write for The Sun and Daily Mail?*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# How most unpleasing, to be sure!
Her other habits are obscure.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# She doesn't want to be a cunt.
It's just a stupid journo stunt.


/feels slightly guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# What nasty little wilful eyes
For anything of such a size!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Her eyes are small. Is that a squint?
The hateful, hate-filled little bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# so wait..
the suffering of others isn't entertainment?

well, how about that.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# If you search on google for "idiot"
Manic's, Julie Moult is an idiot is now at #77
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# which reminds me, someone should make a video and put it on YouTube
perhaps dig up all the b3ta pics & make a slideshow ? and some 'witty' music to go with it involving the word idiot in the lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Absafuckinglootley
Journos. What a bunch of cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# how about "You Fucked Up" by Zoogz Rift?
 
THAT IS A PRETTY GOOD SONG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Pearoast time
Julie Moult is an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# he actually looks more intelligent in this picture
strangely :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Compared with Julie Moult
He is intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# He's going to sting those bananas in the cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# sting sting sting sting sting sting sting...
bananacunt!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i've just downloaded that
for to put on my ipod
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Only if they're in his territory
scorpillas are gentle beasts with a bad reputation
Save the Scorpillas!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# that's a handsome beast!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I for one welcome our new primate/insect overloards
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Arachnid.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Groundhog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Groundhog
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Groundhog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
#
Damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hahahahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# That's one happy Scorpilla.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Found one of these in my boots once
Out on the banana plains.

Have something that's almost certainly bindun, probably better:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# woo 4 ewe 2 (not the band you understand)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Haha
That's baaaaa-rilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Cheers!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# np.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# WONDERFUL!
WooYaYHOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# haha!
magic :D
or possibly SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# My round
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Sorry
Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ah yes
belgium domestic abuse, can't beat it!

(or rather you can, I suppose)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Or wife b3ta:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# That's what I'm havin' reet now.
And this joke is about twelve years old.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I still don't know if there is a reason for it
Did someone blame abusing their wife on Stella once, or is it a random association?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Years ago someone said..some experimenter that the liquid contains a chemical which elevates aggression.
YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Don't talk to the spouse abuser!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# test..test..
That was weird..

I WAS going to say that..

He smacks her up sharp, but his japes are first class.
He giveth and taketh away.

I couldn't reply there for a second, I blame the lizard-people.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ies
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I'd like to take this ooportunity to say that the 360 demo of 'The Force Unleashed'..
Is aces.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I found it to be a bit flailing and wobbley
like most Lucas Arts games
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I liked it.
I don't really know of any good Star Wars based games.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hmmm i hope this is sarcasm
jedi knight II was a great win
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# My own personal theory
Is to to with Streetcar Named Desire. Brando is shouting Stella, there's a bit of spousal abuse in the film, and he has a ripped vest thingy, which might be mistaken for the vest known as a wife-beater.

What do you think?
(meat2veg hello!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# sounds far too clever to be true ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# How kind
Mine's a Black Sheep ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Sniggers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# SRACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I have nothing against Simon Pegg's sitcoms!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
#
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JibxHpXqAfc
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That wasn't his:P
That was Graham Linehan and Arthur Matthews:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# IM COMMITTED TO CAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Gowarn have some tea
night all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Black sheep is to blame for my hangover today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Bah!
Theakston's Best is the only Masham Ale
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Well I'm afraid,
Black Sheep was the only ale on tap that hadn't run out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# wow...
No wonder you have a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I've also managed to acquire a big bruise on my knee,
due to being in front of the speakers and being repeatedly pushed into them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i had a strange dream last night
that i was drinking innis and gunn, but that the bottle i was drinking from had great big penguin feet

it probably means something profound
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Fish ride bikes!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hes Hung Like A Corpse
Yes i went there
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Poor sod.
Hoisted on his own petard
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Yam it Mictoboy's 45k again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Sadly, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I think you mean happily.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahahah
mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Mind bleach!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# dunno why he did that - he could poke a V a mile away
wham!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# This will be my fate :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i'm not depressed enough for that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Whoopsie!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Great job microwave!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# deathcock'd
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# extreme asphyxiwank
.
(Lord of the Beans, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# your physicks is all rong.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# eeeeeee
floppy dongs

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# just because...
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah!
Politilol!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Thast where I'd like to go but can't unless I find a picture of
julie moult - any one got a link?
Love hoursesess link also welcome.

edit* still not too sure what she looks like.
(waxdart hello., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# draw a picture of a lady mong
that'll suffice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# 45k again huh?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Ted Moult with tits,
but without the shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)
# oof
it's been 20 years, but it still got me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# just draw an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# *JA!*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# seamless :-)
I mean that sincerely and not sarcastically BTW....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# yay!
I love it. It's right across the street from here


Click for bigger (79KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Talking of Hell
They just delivered my pizza. I still love my minibox!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Haha that's awesome!
Some kind of product design award is in order here, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# My thought exactly
Plus the extra fridge space with the leftovers or as it says on the box, 'For your remains'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Excellent!
Doesn't look like they'd deliver to North Yorkshire though :(
Shame, I'd sell my soul for a pizza right now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Awesome

PS: learn to take a decent photograph, you bum!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# the middle picture
looks like a sophisticated sanitary pad ...

howdy mate :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# wotcha and mini hippo returns!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I had it it my mind it looked like the Reliant from DS9
but after checking- no it doesn't.

hey hey sir :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# You can stop posting this now.
We've all seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hey riverghost i heard you made a coffin out of a pizza box
i'd love to see that at least 10,000 times
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Go to www.pizzacoffins.org
and hit refresh for a couple of days

/edit: gah! that actually exists!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# no it doesnt :(
www.pizzacoffins.org
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# needs more horses
.
(Lord of the Beans, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'd sell my soul for a Hell Pizza
Oh wait...someone did...

EDIT: (kind of)
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# oh shit, that's right.
they sold the local franchise and started up in the UK.

I MIGHT ADD THAT THE RECIPES ALL WENT TO SHIT WHEN THAT HAPPENED AND IT IS NO LONGER WORTH EATING, ESPECIALLY AT THE PRICE
MAYBE IT IS BETTER WHERE YOU ARE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Always remember the element of surprise


Previously:
Portals
Rockets
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# vapouristastic
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# *That's sa-moooth*
The Portal one is aces.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Cheers!
Though I did forget some of the details on the portal one, like the delicious cheese sign
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)
# *approves*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# nice!
*click*

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# DICKLASER
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Animating smooth laser pubes was too fiddly
but it still works without 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's the "press for cheeses" which makes these for me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# One song, No droids


If they can have one so can we!

www.christianguitarhero.org/

(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i want to see a christian version of grand theft auto vice city
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# "Grand Theft, Adultery, Sex out of Wedlock and Bumming Choirboys are all SINS, so we'll do them on the Sly and Hope Nobody Rumbles us City"?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# So, "Grand Free Car Wash Auto : Virtue City"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Sorry, but I really don't

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# it'd be good for a laugh, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Only if you get to CHRISTOFY innocent bystanders
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i love you.
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hahahah
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hells yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
#
"are there any requests? *play the same song* okay, same song!"
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I'd buy it
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Fucking yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# nicely!
you don't see many animal/insect ARACHNIDS* morphs.

pedantic cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You are correct.
Shame this isn't one...
(engekomkommer, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
#
www.b3takit.co.uk/TN_mrpedantic.jpg

edit: re the qotw answer in your profile 'lose' is the word you need, not 'loose'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Minge him in the feck, Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# also
is "stoped" a real word?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Maybe the two statements weren't related.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ^ this
(waxdart hello., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You don't see many animations of women on bulldozers on here lately
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I, for one,
wish there were more animations of women on bulldozers in the world in general.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# why was my first response to that to go to google images?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)
# There appears to be
a dearth of women om bulldozers images.

Fuck "Julie Moult is an Idiot"; we should launch a "Women on Bulldozers!" non-googlebomb bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
lh4.ggpht.com/_ShgwXkudFhY/Rzkb6mbMa_I/AAAAAAAAAes/z_b4gcPBtvU/028.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Not found.
And I had the tissues ready and everything,.

Edit: How odd. it tried to load in Gimp this time, and crashed it.

Maybe it's fate.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# 78k screenshot
mictoboy.co.uk/other/bulldozerlady.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Cwor!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# she's non-too-shabby either
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# PHOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Blimey!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Also,
that bearspiderthing has, like, ninety legs or something. That's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# bloody excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# BORIS!
WooYay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# that would be a
fuck of a bearhug... Woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# i normally don't like morphs
but i love this more than life itself.
(jonjonjon, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Marvellous!
Spider-bear,
Spider-bear,
Does whatever a Spider-bear can?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# looks extra cuddly to me
:)

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# hahahahah, love the Latin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)
# thoughts for this evening
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# because evolution is evolving.
Also, w.r.t. #3, so one has somewhere to wipe one's knob.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
excellent!!
my mam just got some long haired guinae pigs and wants me to ask my vet nurse friend if she has to clean their arses for them!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# My cat had made a right mess this morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I think our cat's going senile.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I like old senile cats
Assuming your cat is old there, is it old? has it had a good innings?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# she's old, for sure.
It adopted us after we'd lived here for two years, after watching us from a distance and living around the gardens.
Only found out recently that she used to live here with the old lady who sold us the house (she moved to sheltered housing and couldn't take the cat; I assume she was suffering a similar fate.)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# you have an old lady watching your house?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# no,
old man...

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# LEAVE MICTO ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ITS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT!!
*shoves*
you have to share him!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *sharpens sharing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# *loads Blunderbuss with flaming hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# make sure you put milk soaked bread and not dog food out
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh, it's gin and oysters for old Iris.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# 'Senile Felines', our favourite palindrome
thank you, Weird Al. And yes, we have had an OAP feline with poo-poo trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# A Toyota's a Toyota
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Do geese
see God?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# poorly cat?
or didn't make it to the flap?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# no, just old and long haired
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# aha
my friend had the RSPCA knocking on the door the other day because someone thought his cat was abused, when infact he's about 16/17
(he looks a bit scabby)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Guinea pigs have too many small bones, I don't reccommend eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# s'ok,
i'll just stick 'em in the food processor.
bish bash bosh.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# given the dairy industry
why do women have niples..........

other than the obvious
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# What's wrong with a hairy arse
when you've got a supply of dedicated arse-cleaners with opposable thumbs.
Ha, and WOO of course
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I read somewhere that we're not actually meant to drink cows milk
its taken us thousands of years to stomach it and still a huge percentage of the population is lactose intolerant.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# clearly
it's cow's milk, we're supposed to drink human milk

still, we can so we do, i certainly prefer my cornflakes with milk instead of water
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# The Maasi exist on cows blood and milk
and have done so for 10,000's of years

www.compulsivetraveler.tv/videos/47-At-home-with-the-Masai
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I heard that also.
Plus, that dude says it in Snatch.
GUYE RITCHYY IS A GENUYS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I haven't seen snatch
I wasn't impressed with Lock Stock so didn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i can't drink milk
it turns my insides out, took me bleeding years to work it out too!
Theres something else that i can't work out that has the same affect :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# razor blades?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# and swords and whole pineapples
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# beer?
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# to be honest im not a great fan of acholol
i'm quite boring
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# never!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hey where'd my wallet go?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
#




*gone*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Yay a magicician!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Well here we come to the meaning of 'meant' ;)
"It's taken us thousands of years to stomach it". Exactly, some of us evolved the ability to drink it, so in as much as you can say evolution has a meaning, we are meant to drink cows' milk, otherwise we wouldn't have evolved the ability to (probably).

(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# we aren't finished yet
some women's periods aren't painful (...'the fuckers' i hear many ladies respond)
men have nipples because we are all made from the same basic blueprint, and only during pregnancy is gender assigned, so we need all the bits

and afaik most animals arseholes aren't all that hairy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# the hole may not be, but there is generally a lot of fur for the crap to fall past
and get matted in to.


Same goes for a lot of humans :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# That bit always made me wonder
If nipples are a residue from the time when gender had yet to be decided (but we all need the basic parts), how come women don't have limp cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# the glans/clitoris
testes/ovaries

everything else is just finesse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I read that as fitness
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# well, on a scale of one to ten
i'd give you one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# this is what an clitors is, innit?
shrunken, hidden man equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# the clitoris is meant to be the female reduced cock
we all start with one

*edit - hahaha, we all know!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# now if I could just find me clitoris...
being a man I won't be able to.

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# some women do.
 
the number of postnatal gender reassignments is disturbing, really.
Butchery, I call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I don't have painful periods
some come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!
Not you Micto are you're clearly not a wimmin
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# you lucky thing
i knew a girl with PCS that used to go through times where she'd have a period every week
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I want two thumbs on each hand goddamnit

One opposable thumb to separate humans from the non-tool-wielding beasts? Tsssk.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I was doing a nipple animation last night/this morning thinking the same thing
I still need to colour in his arms :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# NOT THAT I WAS PLAYING WITH MINE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# haha!
viva evollulolituion
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# because
because
because
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Ok let's see now
1. Not all women have painful menstrual cycles or maybe I am just more evolved.
2. In case they decide they want a sex change.
3. To keep them warm?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# you are lucky, Mrs Toast wants to tear out her ovaries each month
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Eeeeek!
I wonder what the biological reason is for that? Do they swell?
Until a couple of years ago I'd never had PMT and for a few months I got it.
Feck, it's horrendous.
At first I had no idea why I hated the world, was paranoid and wanted to fling myself off Table Mountain. The next day the painters arrived and I thought "naah, not me".
The next month, same thing and the month after.
*Thinks* I don't have a hairy arse though!
/mememe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# blokes have nipples
because all embryos start off female

this is mighty woo work, but none of us need to tell you that anymore i'm sure :D
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# BooM!
Bear goes into the forest and has a colossal shit, shit flies everywhere and the bear is sick of it. A rabbit runs by, stops and drops a neat little packet.

The bear says in astonishment ' how do you get the shit to not stick to your fur?'

The rabbit replies 'ah, i'ts a little trick we have'.

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Thankyou Toastie
you could illustrate disturbing children's books with the style :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I'd love to have opposable thumbs
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# 1) to make men suffer
2) Practice boobies
3) So they have something to rub over the carpet.
4) Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# That's more evidence for evolution than for creation, though.
Evolution can't work miracles, but a god can, so why would it create animals with useless bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Aesthetics.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Good point
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# to cover his tracks, the devious cunt
nipples and fossils will damn you all to hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I'm sure a creationist would argue some nonsense about not wanting everything to be easy
or because it would prove his existance.

Strange how they can't prove his existance and don't want to, but say all Darwinists have to prove evolution.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# potato/potaahto
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# That's kind of the point in faith.
Science on the other hand, does need evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# i started typing then realised
that i couldn't be arsed getting into this debate :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# As if you can resist it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# i know my opinion
that'll do for quarter to ten on a sunday night
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# if you want to truly understand why men have nipples (and hairy arses), come see me for a demonstration that will make everything painfully clear.
mmmm, hairy arses.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Hello!

This little chap is called Nackle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hello nackle
do you eat fingers?

*offers bag of fingers*

I just found them, on different people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *accepts with glee*
nomnom :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# 'nings nackle!!
let me introduce you to my team leader at work...
you hungry? good.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# He's just had a bag of fingers
but he's still hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# this is amazing
you rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# haha
only when I have a ruler at hand
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# he should be able to deal with
Tesco Value flash fry steak.

Woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# He's just had a bag of fingers
and a team leader
but he's still hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# HELLO NACKLE
I THINK I LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# nomnomnom
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# he looks happy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# people keep giving him food :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# that's blody fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Ta!
:D
nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# O YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# BABM BABM BAAAAAAAABM BABM BABM
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)

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