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[challenge entry] From the makers of All-Bran!!!!

last compo entry for me...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# pfff!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# It's like million grains of wheat just cried out in pain
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# And were suddenly eaten...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# lol
makes a change from sodding credit crunch
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm
click for bigness if this blows your frock up at all



(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# cor blimey! brill!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# "star wars".
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Future robot is colour while rest of the world is still sepia
I for one welcome our new in colour future robot overlords...

;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# yep
couldn't decide whether to leave it sepia or add a bit of artistic licence
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# artistic licence is good
nice one.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ^ what he said
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# This is rather nice
and yay for Transformers, obviously
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
#

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# "star wars".
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# what do they do to Jar Jar in it?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# mail him to the mall!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# mee-sah f**ked!
i juggle teh wookie!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Yes
lovely to look at, a bit samey to play. Just like Ninja Gaiden 2.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Definitely this!
Except I've not got to the JarJar bit yet.

And yes those QTE moments in boss battles really get my cheese. "I'm pwning it anyway ffs! Why do I have to break off into a silly little button pressing exercise? I can't even look at the graphics cos I've got to wait for the next cue to flash up!"

Grr

EDIT and don't get me started on that *&%!@£ Star Destroyer! Nearly threw my joypad through the screen last night!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
#
The best thing Lucas could do at least save a little of the franchise is depict a grusly Jar Jar death. That would almost make up for episode 1
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# nothing can make up for the Phantom Menace
I wasn't expecting much, but I've never seen a film that sucked as badly as that.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Remove Jar Jar and any lines that the kid had to "act".....
and it might have been a good film.....
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# The same could be said of Star Wars C3PO/JarJar
Empire Yoda/JarJar
Jedi Ewoks/JarJar

The comedy character is always in it, why do people hate this one more than others?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# because he's the most annoying fucker ever created.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# and C3PO isn't?!!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# to quote Tim Bisley
Jar-Jar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# no.
he may be a mincing machine, but compared to jar-jar, he's a fucking bronze god.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ..and get someone other than Goerge Lucas to write the script
and murder C3PO, and put some decent CGI in it..

Face it, TPM should have been strangled at birth. Ewe Boll could have made a better movie than that, and that's quite a diss.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I love vitriolic pack mentality ranting

How can you say TPM had bad CG?!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# haha
I swear on my grandmothers grave, I'm not following the pack here, I genuinely hated that film!

Oh come on Happytoast, it had terrible CGI! It was far too shiny and slick, looked like computer graphics. Compare it to Lord of the Rings, for example.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# NOTHING compares to Lord of The Rings.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# for being utter shite?
with some of the worst CG in the last 10 years?

That fucking elf running up the elephant was appalling, and don't get me started on the constant stretching errors whenever a "hobbit" was near a normal sized person
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# the CG may have been more than a bit ropey
but the story itself is utter brilliance.

and with that, i'm off for my tea.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I found the films a mess compared to the books
enjoy your tea, have cake with it, and more tea :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Bollocks, the cg for the time was incredible
the physics simulations on the pod race break up was insanely good, the space sequences equally so. It was a cg masterpiece at the time.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# the two that came after sucked harder imho
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I might download the demo... Really can't be bothered to pay out for the game somehow...
I did play the DS version though, and yes, it is shit.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Lovely as always! :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# woo. I shall wait
until I can pick it up for a fiver.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# only another week or so I reckon :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# The key to decent Star Wars
Han Solo
Adult Boba Fett
darkness

and repeat the cycle.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# good grief!
Long live the starwars compo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# this, this
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# this^
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# YES YES YES! best compo ever!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# :/
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# INCOMING!
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] And in an alternate universe...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# top work sir
jolly spiffing
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# nice one.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Can you take it as read that these are all awesome, please?
I'm developing RSI in my wooyay muscle.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# the wooyayiusc libidium rex flex muscle?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# i did this image on monday, great minds, eh?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# haha!
I knew the source looked familiar

nice work!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# ace!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# that is ace
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# this is bloody amazing
it bloody is!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I'd reverse my name
But I don't want to be called "Ass or a bra B"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# hee hee
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ass or abrab?
I like it... kinda catchy...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# nice action
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# oh my.
*orders extra supplies of woo*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# this is proper brilliant
and no mistake.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# wow!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
verywoo :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Marvelous!
Hummus all over the board today! :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# fecking BRILLIANT!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# you receive a click and also...
the first use of my new combination accolade:

this is both "hurrah" and "ace".

It is...

Hurrace!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yoiks!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Best
Thing
Ever

Front page it!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Wow
Fab!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# awesome :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Beautifully done
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Utterly Brilliant!
*click*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# If i were a Victorian child
I'd want one of these
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# lordy! where have you been?
woo!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)
# gee
nius!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# ah, phi.
i was using the golden rectangle in a drawing earlier today.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Why hasn't a cock been 'shopped onto this yet?
woo to this tho'
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] better late than never

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahahahha! by the time it takes for the tape to load, those pesky agents will have got her :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
this is superb!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# 'Faster please faster' thought Natasha, she just wanted to get home...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *foams*
nice.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# very nice
very noir'ish
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *hums Dr. Woo music*
sic
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# oh my god that is a gif of utter excellence!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Y Fank U!
Inspired by some rather darker minded stuff I did last night during one of my less wonderful nights 'sleep', I felt inclined to continue the 'art noir' theme.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Arrgh.
It's like a Tool video but more scary. Yes. More scary than that.

Obviously this makes it great.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# AAAAAARRRGHHHH!
*hides behind pillow*
that thing is fucking creepy!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I really, REALLY find that horrific..... :S
top stuff!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# that scared the living crap out of me
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Nicely done!
Who's natasha?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# A shop window dummy in actual fact,
I just made her up, it sounded kinda 'noir', which is what I was going for.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Doris
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# i haven't a clue
but i know i like it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# nice
and for a second I though Mrs Jones from accounts was standing behind me again

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I think that's one of the better gifs I've ever seen
you're gif-ted
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# wawawaw
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# cor
this is great!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# FUCK ME
that's good!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# very very nice sir!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You can tell it's Autumn...


...leaf rustling !
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Pfffffft!
I like this :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# my leaves!!
my beautiful leaves!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Neurology eh?
Aren't you worried you're going to microwave somebody's brain?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# have left!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Arf
I really love the cut of your jib.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Sorry I did realise it was visible
zip!
:)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# 0_0
*buys jumbo box of rizla*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] yet more star ww2

click for imperial war museum size
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# excellent!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# That's fucking amazing!
I'm glad my information helped ;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# cool
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# That's a Woo
and a *glee*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# wooness indeed!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# omg... its almost the end of the compo, but the entires are still getting better and better....
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I vote for carrying on regardless!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# This!
and keep compoing them.

We can have another crab/elephant anarchy compo week :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# i agree
and i don't even know anything about sci-fi, but star wars meets ww2 is endless
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Nah you want Zero Wing meets WW2
/shameless
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# zero wing?
what's that some kind of missile?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# nice one
but i don't know what it means. gstq = rare bread, non sci-fi watching, non gaming, technophobic b3tan.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# fair dos
:)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# actually, I support this anarchy. whatever the compo is, I think we should all just do more retro scifi :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Definitely!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# For EVER!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# ZOMG
I wonder what the next one will be?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# what ever the next compo is, it can't possibly match up to this... (unless it's dinosaur related.)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# noon!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha
*spang*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I'm so fucking confused
but I'm smiling like a loon...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# HA HA HA
... had to file name, so I don't feel like I earned it

:)

you win this round freebs.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# wow!
you're deep undercover

YOU'RE confused?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# so, who art thou then?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# get a mirror
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *looks into mirror*
it's broken!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# That'll scare him!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I hardly recognise you
with the false moustache and wig.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# they bearly fit over my real moustache and hair
/needs to get shorn . blog

how's you petal?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# it's the fake boobs, beard and stilettos that are confusing me.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# that's how I normally dress
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# exactly.
i don't see a real disguise, that's why i'm confused.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Only a quid?
I find your lack of fours disturbing.
Alternate punchline : Sorry sir, the Fours is with you, not me.
Or : I'm not a Fours-sensitive.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Possibly he's a little short
(for a storm trooper)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I got that much from the filename :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# i find your lack of pence disturbing?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Ahahahaha
The swinging hands make it :)

also: afternoon! (to you and everyone else.)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I was expecting . . . Yay!


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# damn!
(it was a think about it pun though)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Nah! 'tis Woo!
BTW 'Kuurrrsskkk! Kooorrr!' for Vader's breathing


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# double damn!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Awww lookit his liddle face! He's so nervous!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahahahah..... dear oh dear :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha!
the idea that vader would actually lend him a fiver amuses me greatly
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# here you go!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# yaaaay!
go, little hamster, go!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Cor
Spot on!
He looks like a man in the first frame, a salmon in the second and a pig in the third.

You, sir, are a talented bugger :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# =D
or not talented as was the job brief!
;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Bah
It's just artistic license.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Isn't he a little short to be a stormtrooper?
edit: filenames, realises that's what you were doing, feels stupid.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *glees*
*edit* no don't feel stupid :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*shivers with teh fear*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# haha!
aceness!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# LOL.
Like the use of Star Wars font
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# lurktastic
ta!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# SPANG!
hahahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] The 'Tommy' Droids were the pride of the Empire...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# nice! :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Not a patch on yours sir...
..but thank you. I've loved this compo :-)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# me too
I've decided to continue anyhoo
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# and why not indeed!
This has been a great compo
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ^this - easily one of the best compos Ive seen on b3ta - just about everything has been brilliant!
it's just a pain that I haven't had any time to 'shop anything for it :(

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I think about 99% of all posts made me ris
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Heartily this!
EDIT I suppose some of these might qualify for componess...



TIE Interceptor

Starfury

USS Defiant

AT-AT

Colonial Viper

Cobra
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Maybe...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# i am sickened by the amount of talent around here today
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# i could something really poor in paint for you if you wish...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# yes.
do a hamster enjoying a rocky-esque training montage.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I could colour it in!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# This.
You're all cunts.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# roger roger!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# poor Roger
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# are you red sushi with a name change?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# yes
no
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# skill
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# nicely done
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# wooyay!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
this is ACE! *clicks*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# is that for a game?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Yes, it's for A10 Tank Killer.
I think I used up to 3 polys.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# probably worth about £33k
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahahha!
somehow, it reminds me of "Another World"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ^^ mindpiss
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# can't think why!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# hahah, yup, that would be why!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Flashback
AICMFP
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# No coinage for you.
If anything theoriginalsteve was closer, as I did look at Another World in deciding how to do the features.

As far as I know the early 3D games like Stunt Car Racer and A10 Tank Killer (which is where the background is from) never had people, so Another World was as 'early 3D'ey as I was going to get.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *woos*
*gets bitten by a slug thing*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Ahem...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Arf!
He needs a . . .



(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# 'lo you!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# 'ello, m'duck! Y'awwright?
m'duck! Y'awwright?Didja see Toto?

www.b3ta.com/board/8794781


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# whoring for sympathy clicks again?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't HAVE to if . . .
I wouldn't HAVE to if . . .

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# make sur eyouput some pants on first
there's ladies present
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's great!
Yeah, I'm alright ta. Just itching to punch the next person who tries to threaten or intimidate me or try to extort money from me.
*bristles*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *gets inna headlock*
GIVE US YER DINNER MONEY!


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I have Digestives!
Take those!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Cor!
Thanks!


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha!
reminds me of the young ones
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# It will all end in tears
and I will be the first to laugh :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# .™


Click for bigger (114KB)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# eh?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# the woman featured in the corner
won £7 million pounds on the lottery. She said she was going to go on holiday and buy a ford car.

Rather than consuming large amounts of cocaine and going on mass spending spree, which would be the logical answer if you ask me.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# no
a ford ka, makes it even worse
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hmmmmm
large amounts of drugs or a ford ka Hmmmmm
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# now that Mike Carroll
he knew what to do with that kind of money
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I see
many thanks.

Ford? I have a ford she can have for £7m
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# drugs and spreeage sounds far better to me
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# exactly
some peope just don't know what to do with money!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# blow the fucking lot.
i'll not leave my family a penny. what can they do about it? nothing, that's what, i'll be dead!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# fuck the drugs
i'd just buy that plane the queen's after. then you're sorted when everyone starts eating each other after the bottom falls out of these pants the stock market
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# wasnt the big story that she got bitten on the arse by her dog after finding out she won?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Like that dog from Spaced which could smell money?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha Gramsci,
named after an italian marxist.

whatever happened to him?

Nobody knows, they say he stills romes around on clapham common....

or some such thing..
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# haha
close to the meat..
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# That's the one
I thought that would make a great shop then got distracted so didn't do it.

That dog was so flipping cute though.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# you are just so vomit inducingly fantastic!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# So, where is this new job then?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ^ What he said
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Southampton general hospital
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# S.... Southampton?
*shuns*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i won't be living there!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# as a what?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# neurologist
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Son!
I hear massive congrats are in order
*big hugs*

Well done on getting through, especially with so many people going for the jobs, and I hope it works out really well for you now because you definitely deserve it.

I'm over the moon that you guys are coming to the Derby bash now, I'd have texted you as soon as Kerry told me but I'm using my old mobile and I'm missing most of my numbers!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 'lo miss
Can I send a photo to be appended to a tub of lard in my absence*?


*Derby bash related, not general B3ta absence.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Please do!
Last year I sort of chased people for stuff and it felt like I was hassling people so I'd not really thought about it this year.

Anyone who wants on just send me a gaz, and if you have a pic or something that would be brill. My printer did give up some time ago though so I might have to hassle the missus to print stuff at work or else just write names!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# bah!
oh yes bash and new jobtastic
so it's still ok for me and ivesc to stay
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# For you, Mr. Skywalker, the war is over.
Typically rubbish artistry there.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Oooo that's good
Where's the R2 unit?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# he rolled over a landmine.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# he jumped on a granade
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# "Mechaniiiiic! We need a mechanic over here, stat!"
"He's losing a lot of hydraulic!"

"Beeep woo beep?"

"Yeah, it looks bad..."
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Your jedi mind games don't work on me
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# well the board's been relatively horse-free of late...
;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# your old geordie mind tricks winnut work on me
pet
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# those are not the horses we're looking for.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# "The link goes off in that direction..."
"Look, sir, horses!"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# May the horse be with you... always
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# that is
fabulous work. The water reflection is simply wonderful.

I have broken out my next day's ration of *woo* just for you :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# well now you're just making everybody else look bad
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# it's b3ta
everyone looks bad
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# these are too damn good!
outstanding stuff!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Oof...
...these are bloody fantastic!

WOO


YAY


HOUPLA


*click*
EDIT: It's that ace it doesn't look shopped *jaw drops*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# shuddering fuck
I'm starting to believe that these are just actually real photography and you and George have been leading us a merry dance all this time
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# actually
it was ze fuhrer who censored all the photo's
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Another cracker :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# this is far too good.
stop showing off, you talented fucker!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# this is really brilliant.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I was going to post...
...but I want this to remain at the top for as long as possible!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# you are just too kind
too kind!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Oh tish tish
These are great in that they retain the dignity of the actual scene with the brilliant execution. *Pats on back*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# thank you
This turned out almost too good, I must admit
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Should be FP'd
FACT!!!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# that some stunning 'shop work.
woo sir/madam/other
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# other: nute
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# :misc
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# yikes
its almost too real! well done!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# That is fantastic shoppage!
cer-lick
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# wowzers
that's just super
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# another good 'un
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Think it was The Great Architect
who asked for this :)

All the lyrics from his album "Has Been" along with The Firm's "Star Trekkin'" single


Click for readable version

previously
Frank Zappa
James Brown / Chuck Berry / Madonna / Bowie / Kurt Cobain / Slash / Bonio
Jim Morrison / Jimmy Page / Jerry Garcia / Bob Dylan / Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo
Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Quality!
:)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# gah!
work is redexing this for me!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# oh
arse cakes :(

My server is running a bit slow today, so maybe part of the problem.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# star trekkin' across the universe
only going forward 'cos we can't find reverse!
this is an entire shoebox full of woo.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# No matter how many fantastic renditions of Queen and ACDC songs I do at karaoke
all anybody asks me to sing is Star Trekkin' 'cos I do all the voices - just 'cos someone dared me to do it about 5 years ago.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# pffff!
a useful talent, i'm sure ;)

i have the same problem with la bamba
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# excellent!
also the new Dylan is superb and is now my wallpaper at home and work.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# glad you like it :)
There are a few areas on it that I'm still not totally happy with (it was late when I did it), so I may update it further. If I do, I'll let you know :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# yeh, I had to edit it a little before wallpapering.
the picture cuts of too early on the right side, so it looked a little odd :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# oh yes, thats excellent!
and oddly enough, I've got "The Voyage Home" on as I type....
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# gracie is pregnant
now say "nuclear wessels"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahah, "Gracie is pregnant" is the bit it's at now :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# watch it closely at the end
spock actually laughs when they're all in the water.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# i've got the box set
*hangs head in shame*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
so have I; I've also got a number of the films saved to my iPod....
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# being a technological retard
i haven't even got an ipod.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Bah, it's just ASCII art....
*cries over the awesomeness of the pic*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Oh I'm clicking this :)
ta fella, that's ace :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ah
I was just about to drop you a message pointing you in this direction :)

turned out alright I think
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i had a go :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# That's the ticket
Done made me laugh!

I'm thinking I should have used this as the source pic now :( . Might do it all again.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hehe, made me chuckle
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# all monkey money
is safe

hurrah !

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# shitting hell!
I have nightmares like this
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Nice legs!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# HAHAHA i loves this. but i knows not of the reason why.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
it's all become far to creepy on the board today.....
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# girls sit funny
because they don't have willys
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
WHAT?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# HOW?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# WHEN?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# WHAM?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# That is...
A) Bonkers
B) Very well done
C) Insanely funny, yet I know not why, so I...
D) *click*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ^seconds^
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Gordon's got nice legs
But his feet are feckin HUGE!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# that's because he's hung like
the entire cast of Jason and his amazing many sleeved jock strap of love II: Goliath's Revenge - payback in a hard hat
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# This is very, er, odd
but it's wonderful at the same time

have a yay (I've used up my woo quota in the last 24 hours)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# those legs suit him far too well
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# they do!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
this is well done indeed
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ZIGGY PLAYED GUITAR!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Jammin' good with Fett and Chewie!
And Rebels from MArs!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# He was Boss Nass!
With all Jabbas Ass!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# a commonly held misconception
Ziggy actually played the recorder...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# nice wallpaper Darth
you queer hawk
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] or blimey, look at the size of that thing...


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Hatstand!

earlier


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Haha
You must have subliminalised me earlier...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# LOLz
brilliant
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# no whey!
:)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

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