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# Part of an ongoing project...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# haha!
his expression says it all!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I'm loving these!!
WOo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent facial expression.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# BWAHAHA
link to the previousers p'raps?

P.S. your kinda gay flaming skull thingummy is aaaaaaaaaall of the aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# this a bit
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# that somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# laddered 'em
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# k

(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# FUCK!!!!
THEY'RE BOTH FUCKING SUPERACENESSES!!!!
*GETS CLICKY*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# great
woo

yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# This has most pleasingly wibbled my thrusset pouch
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# what about your marmle sprocket?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# The foul marmidons took care of that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# those bastards!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# They've been scattered to the nine vectors
Serve em right too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# You know it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Have you been down to Ganderpoke Bog again?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Edmund Blackadder's Moustache Shop
But the effect is much the same
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# We demand pictures!
:)

Edit: I found the lyrics:

" Reg Pubes, Reg Pubes
Lend me your great Nog,
Rollock me fussett
and grindle me nodes.
For I want to go-o
to Gangerpoke Bog, with-
Len Possett, Tim Screevy,
the reverend Phipps,
Peg-leg Loombucket,
Solly Levy, Ginger Epstein,
Able Seaman Truefitt,
Scotch Lil,
Messrs. Cattermole, Mousehabit,
Neapthigh and Trusspot, solicitors
and Commissioners for Oaths,
Father Thunderghast, Fat Alice,
Con Mahony, Yeti Rosencrantz,
Foo Tong Robinson and Uncle Ted Willis an' all-
and Uncle Ted Willis and all."

(sung to the tune of 'Widdecombe Fair')
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# and Ramblin' Syd's best ever:
(TO THE TUNE OF "FOGGY FOGGY DEW")

When I was a young man
I nadgered at my splod
as I nurked at the wogglers trade.
When suddenly I thought
while trussing up my groats,
I'd whirdle with a fair young maid.
We whirdled through the summer time
until the winter came,
and the only, only thing that I ever did wrong
was to tell her my foggy foggy name.

Now I'm married
and I've put away my splod
and my son's at the woggler's trade.
Though sometimes I still think
as I'm trussing up my groats
of whirdling with a fair young maid.
I'd whirdle her in the winter time
I'd whirdle her for dear life-
But the only, only thing that I'd have to do
Is to keep it from the foggy foggy wife-Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Awwwww.....
*hugs*

*is tickled by Trelly's new 'tasche*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Tickled? Tickled where?
/naughty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *arches eyebrow*
Ding-Dong!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Phwoar!
Looking lovely, as usual, ma'am!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I'm all jealous now.
I can't grow a 'tache anywhere near as sexy as that one.

Hi, Mrs Trelly!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# HEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Aw, you remembered me after all this time?
I'm blushing. How art thou, sexylove?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Course I do!
I am good. Snuggled on the sofa with my daughter :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Heee!!
I'm sorry I wasn't around for the event, but I'm glad it worked out well! I'll bet she's lovely. Give her a little squeeze from Uncle Heff...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# She's GORGEOUS
:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# It goes without saying, doesn't it?
If she's anything at all like her mum!

*Muah!!*

.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I thought
only hobbits had those? Well...I'm flattered...
I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahahahah! that look of fear and horror is priceless :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# LARF!
More larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# lovely textures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I got a bit lazy with the wall and counter
They're just default Photoshop CS ones, but the corgette texture is aaaaall me baby :)

Absolutely love your stuff by the way, Mr Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I'm lovin
your vegetables ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Now do the "after" pic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# and name it
gold & brown. and green.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# He's gonna love it:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# HAHAAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# SEaMLesS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# seams!


I love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahah!!!!
woo x 250!

and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Sarah Michael Palin
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Have.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Grape, meet squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# everyone that does this uses exactly the same source images
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Dear lord... you really are in a mood today aren't you...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# what crawled up your arse
and turned into a dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8808076
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Are you one of those people facepaint artists
who writes swears on children's faces?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I'd quite like that job
Where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# With the best will in the world, and all suitable respect, sir
It wasn't an especially positive thing to say, do you honestly feel better having said it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I feel better for having read it
Miles fucking better. THIS GUY IS A SAINT.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ok, then...
I can see an upside here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I just put your post though babelfish; it came back with this:
"That was a REALLY shitty thing to say, I hope you're fucking proud of yourselves you utter wankrag"

which really wasn't that accurate, mainly as it came back with "yourselves" not "yourself"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Edit: *raises Lucozade bottle in cheers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahah, wankrag.
B3ta has been great today.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA "has"!
SWEET JESUS SOMEONE PICK MY GUTS UP OFF THE FLOOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA GUTS
this keeps on getting BETTER AND BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hmmm, **strokes chin**
www.b3ta.com/board/8807278
(AMadDayYes, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *Knocks one out...*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# NOW she's pretty!
Phowaar.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# TOP SHOPpery Sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Cheers...
...Bilbo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ARRRGHH!!!! *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# That's made me :-(.
Good effort though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# woo
looks strangely plausible.
(sludgebucket, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Challenge: Shop my mate's old banger! (Not a euphemism)
Some of the folks at a certain car related fan forum have already had a go at this and... to be honest the results are a bit average. But my buddies seem to think that their efforts are works of wonder though. I want to prove that the B3ta community are not only funnier but superior digital editors/artists! Time to show them the light methinks.

Edit: This was intended as a bit of fun to while away the last few hours of work. I've been frequenting this site for years and it looks as though the community has lost its sence of humor and has become as stale at the challenges themselves. And there I was singing the praises of B3ta.com.
(MikeXPose, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I suspect you should prepare
for a "letting down"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
better than some of the other image challenges weve had lately
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# the retro scifi one was good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# thats why i said "SOME"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ahh...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I would be taking a contrary position to this.
The board filling up with gazillions of paintmashes of an autotrader class photo of the same car is not a hoot in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# FAIL
FUCKINPISSBABYFAILBABYFUCKPISSFAILBABIES!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Oh my.
What a sight to come back to.

Also, stop talking about my looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I'd invest in some body armour right about now
With special ArseRape Defender 2008!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i come back to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# And you still don't fucking reply to me on MSN.
WHAT'S THE FUCKING DEAL, YO.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# At least he came to the bash
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oh don't kick me while I'm down :(
I did want to go, but I wasn't able to do the journey and subsequently made new plans.

However, these plans did not involve watching micto get bummed by a giant glowstick penis, so it's hard to tell which was the more worthwhile choice.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Aww, I was only kidding
You were in one of the best photos taken from the night!

Proof
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'm in all of the best photos from that night.
Because I was the coolest person in the room.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# oh was that today?
i thought that was from yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# :( 'twas today.
How are you, dawg :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hello Matey!
You all well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# not too bad, trying to remember how to use my tablet again :)
you guys get home ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Was all good, thank'ee sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I spoke to you days ago you bellend and you didn't reply.
Well you're not getting my attention.

*flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# sorry, man, i've been all over the place recently.
there's a new radio show up in the archives if you fancy a listen. we started again last night but i forgot to tell people
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I AM GOING TO REPLY AGAIN BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE BECOMING POPULAR.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I'M NOT REPLYING TO HIM.
MINE WAS NON-REPLY. AN ANTI-REPLY IF YOU WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'm going to start work.
I could do better than that with some crayons and a blindfold... and Parkinson's disease.
(MikeXPose, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WHYTHEFUCKAREYOUREPLYINGTOYOUROWNPOSTYOUFRUIT?!?!!?!?!???!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# This is an insult to fruits everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# cheers for coming to us first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
That's a professional politeness right there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# haha!
thats why everyone is really upset isn't it?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# One of my mate's posted the challenge on the car forum.
... not me.
(MikeXPose, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ooooh! Cheeky Ninja as well, eh?
As I said before - that's not going work as a 'credible defence'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# First one of the week.
Although I suspect not the last...


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Still love this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# THIS MAN TERRIFIES AND AROUSES ME IN EQUAL MEASURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# "Frowns...squints....realises!!!!!!!!!!!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
*kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ..."But I don't know where those lips have been!"
(the ring is a nice touch btw)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I'm setting the Leslie on you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Hubab hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# He has Beadle hands
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *weighs in late*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i love this
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I've had a go.
www.b3tards.com/b2e971822063e12a88e/horsepower.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# good thing that links allways purple
cuz i click it so much
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# it's always pink
for me :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ah, i meant pink as well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I love that!
Best of all the banger-shops.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I hereby declare thee "shit"
You are now officially shit. Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# this isn't the X Factor
you want

/sing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# What, like your Auntie did to you when you were a nipper with her..
.. huge deformed cock shaped clitorus? You used to hate those "special baths" didn't you?
Anyway I don't need to fuck myself. I've already been torn a new arse by everybody here.
(MikeXPose, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# toys
pram

flung

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# * at home lols*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Mandelson - just messing..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# THIS IS THE END PEOPLE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Oh no!
I was supposed to be a middle person, I must have missed my cue!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# have you stopped frowning now mam?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Bit like the Village People but doomier?
Have fun on Saturday? Miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# wasn't you there?
=D
nah, t'was ace!
excepti wasn't very well.
=(
had a fluey thing going on...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# So you've now infected half of /board with it?
good work man!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# it's a service i like to provide.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Dial-a-Flu
Sponsored by Kleenex
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ^ not enough passport & mortgage fraud
Excellent work, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Cheers - Derek Draper in The Guardian
“This is not so much the rebirth as the final maturing of new Labour,”
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/oct/03/mandelson.labour1
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Derek Draper...
Now there's a man you shouldn't have to do jail time for shooting in the lungs.

*goes into a huge rant*

Edit: That blog piece is un-fucking-believable!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# bet they don't mistake his pet brazilian for a terrorist
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# That sounds like terrorist talk, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahah, that it utterly awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Everything... is... going... to... be... all... right...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *WANKS*
*FEELS TERRIBLY GUILTY*
*CARRIES ON REGARDLESS*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# The number of people on B3ta who have discussed the possibility
of administering a quick one off the wrist over this woman, is frankly astounding!
I hope that on the day, this does translate into votes....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# arf!
vote for me, and i'll put a grainy video of my baps on you tube
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Now you're talking!!!!!!!
*votes eleventy times*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# BWA!
NEVER!!
in fact, i really want her to lose in the hope that it'll totallt destroy her political career for life, theni can go to america dn convince her that she should become my box-lady, i will keep her in a box and do depraved things to her, such as dressing her as a pitbull and putting lipstick on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ha ha
T'is wierd though, she seems to hold a horrifc fascination for people.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# it's alright
there's more would toss one over biden.


I don't get why Biden and Palin have been having debates, i can understand obama and palin since most of them take place after McCain's bedtime, but what are the deputies gonna do? fuck all
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Considering the fact that if McCain were to go on to win the erection,
...he'd be the oldest person to take that office in the USA, and would likely die at some point during his term. That's where she'd come in.

...and if Obama won, I'd lay even odds on him being assassinated within his first year (not my hope, just my observation of the twisted folk in this country), then Biden will have to assume the duties.

Either way, we're going to have to pay a lot of attention to who these people are - they're likely going to hold more power than the average VPs have ever reasonably been expected to.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Indeed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0kGc6UEGVc
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# You realise
Its David Coulthard scrubbed up and in a wig?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *extra-horns*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# achtung
(ptet is happy, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Can someone please just kill her now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
*runs toooo the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *fetches flaming hammers of antioch*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# we'll need guns, lots of guns...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Gnus - lots of gnus.
*fetches wildebeest*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# gah!
can someone describe it to me?work doesn't like it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Imagine Sarah Palin
Only, masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# all of you stuff is redexing for me!
=(
tis the work filter thingy i think.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# That's a mystery.
It's not as if my domain name is donkeyflaps.com or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# haha!
but scary...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Original eyes. WHAT THE...?!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# subtle
took me an age!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Pope angers onlookers...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# excellent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks so pleased with himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha!!
'i'sa da pope, and you canna touch me!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# heeheheheh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Wonderful!
have a *click*, my fine fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Ooh I say...
...thanks old boy. Are you well sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Day off \o/
So superb, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Germany 2 (pope) England 1 (prescott)
get in
(trent666, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha
are those Liam Gallagher's hands by any chance?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] In tha futur...
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# fan-bloody tastic!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# haha!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# No reason whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# blubbery snatches?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# bloody snatches?
eww..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
they should be chasing Edmonds!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# what?
i made sure i picked up my pance before i left!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Invasion of the Pink, Spotty, Rubber, Twats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# holy shit, now that would be a scary movie!
speaking of horror movies, I finally got around to seeing "Isolation" - not bad for a low budget horror - quite a bit of atmosphere!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# not seen that'n
I think it's on Sky movies at the mo...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# it was a while ago, not sure if it's still on now; kept having to stop watching half way through for one reason or another.
saw it for £6 in HMV, so snapped it up...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Nice buy
I enjoyed it, any film which has a man swinging a newborn calf around his head is good in my books. I still have no idea why that vet woman did what she did, ending up in that place...(keeping it vague for spoilers natch).
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# yeah, that was a little odd, but I sort of get it (although it was a little tenuous)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ermm
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# PISSBABIES
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# The book certainly is piss-poor.
great pic, tho
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i like the way Alan Lee has captured the mystical fountain of piss
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# FUCKIN.......PISSBABIES!
PISSY BABIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# FUCKING BABIES COVERED IN PISS!!!!!!
PISSYFUCKINSHITPISSBABIES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ^doesn't need more chest hair!
Arrrghhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# GRUNTY!
t'was bloody ace to meet you at t'bash lad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# You too, sir!
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i hereby nominate J Peasemould Gruntfuttock nicest b3tan to meet in the 'real' world
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *blushes*
bless you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# can't wait to meet you again!
i'll make sure i make more time to chat, and not die of coughing....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Definately, sir!
Get yourself well for the new job!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *coughs all over the patients*
take that you bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Arf!
nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Women with chest hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Uhhhggggg... that's disgusting....



the Mindy on the right has no chest hair.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# haha
hideous
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# what is Morph up to up there?
He looks like he's saying "Hey Ladies!"

And I LOVE Mindy's chest on the left there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# 0_o
Oh yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahahah!
Compo it ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# for top mindy on mindy action
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] M-1000
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# That's...sort of freaking me out
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I was terribly bored....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Good bash then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# YES.
'noon all.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Thnx :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hey fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# 'Noon, sir
nice to meet you at t'weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Yes thanks
I'm trying not to go on about it so we don't piss people off, but it was really brill, I'm still gleeing
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Just had a glance at the flickr pool.
Nobody does pissed eyes quite like ives!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# bless...
he was a bit poorly too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Would that explain
www.b3ta.com/board/8808164
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I'm gutted I couldn't make it.
Though I spent a lovely w/e with Mrs Vagabond, as she's ace, but I would have liked to have looked at some of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ...from behind 2-way glass, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# One-way.
Like the stuff I've installed in your bathroom.

Did I just type that out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Pffft!
Sadly, yes you did! :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# bugger.
i had to put up with a stupid fight at a stupid wedding instead :(

later all, i'm off to macclesfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Have a good one, lovely!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i shall!
i find out today how much more weight i've lost!

'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Experimenting with GIMP & not worth it's own, so I'll just drop this here if that's ok thanx....(Sneaks away)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# It's.... Staring at me......
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Mmmm ... bloody egg yokes ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# In the shops for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# also:
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# you can't beat a pussy
that's ready and willing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# 0_0
That is disturbing......but not so much I wouldn't suggest you don't take out a patent on it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Good christmas present idea.
Who'll want it? Looks toothy. Does it come with some sand paper?
(sludgebucket, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# heheheh!


edit: feck, I left a bit of cat floating about... CBA to fix it, was only a 1min 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
i watched the original the other night. it wasn't as good as the remake imho, but the ending was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# the original is a classic, but I do prefer the 70's remake... A bit like the Fly, love teh remake, but cannot beat the original ending to that...
(in a helium voice)"heeellllpppp meeeeeeee!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# heheheh
my brother used to do that to make me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# You do know there was another remake?
Worse than any of them...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# was called "Bodysnatchers"
not seen that for a long time.. can barely remember it now...

edit: oh, and of course the more recent "Invasion" was a semi-remake apparently, but I never bothered watching that, so I don't really know
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# needs more hitler :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!
Is that the alternative ending?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# uh? :D
are you confused ?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Invasion of the Body Catters?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Invasion of the Budgie Catchers

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahah!
It even has a user manual!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i don't think you would like to stick your stuff in there
without proper instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha
almost as good as a wank monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hmm.
(sludgebucket, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# this is special
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# The cats blowjob mouth
made me think it'd be a good battle royale weapon.
(sludgebucket, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# its not that tough to understand
guess you must be retarded or something
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# (autocomplete)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Didn't you flounce out a while back
accusing everyone of being a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yes
that was him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hmm thought so
What's good for goose....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# you seem to have taken my jibe seriously
im sorry if it offended you... perhaps b3ta should have a sensitive souls board.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# naaah you just seem to have been acting cunty lately
that's all :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# haha
you would be a fitting creator after you flouncing and shitting it when you were threatened with a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# nah that was just for a reaction
theres a few people on here that seem to think they run the place... i got some very supportive gaz's though... made me realise i wasnt the only one sick of seeing so much whinging
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# oh ok
fair enough.

I just find it all humourous. Don't agree with personal jibes at b3tans, but otherwise, all the flouncery and other associated b3ta dramas give my life the little excitement that is required to keep me from murdering as many people as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Don't be silly, c*nts are useful...


/only joshin!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# yeah but it was only internet lulz
b3ta is very strange these days...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It's better now than it has been for a while, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# explain it then
Mr clever trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i dont watch it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# so... WTF!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# im terribly sorry
everyone has gone all sensitive, twas only a joke... a mere jibe not a serious assertion that you are in some way mentally challenged
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# s'alright
monday blues
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# office lolz
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Taking the AD&D approach to rules
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Quizzlestick!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Jasper carrot, a comedian hosting a show called 'Golden Balls'
and he's not allowed to joke about it
I can see the suffering in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Painful paradox-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Is that Jasper Carrot?
Lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# that whole show could be edited down to 5 minutes
and you wouldn't lose anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# except the will to live
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# i watched it for a month or so
but it got really old, really fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I remember when Jasper Carrott used to be funny.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Funky Moped?
In other news: he's got an OBE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I blinked and missed it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# The revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# that's a weird shark body movement!
but funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
"SHARK 3D"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# He He suprised
this didn't get a better response
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# HaHaHa!
This is good. Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# made me lol
when chem practical is ghey
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# haha
ask for a refund if they don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# That is some service
feed it straight on in
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahahah, that's brilliant!
order pizza from them, and demand they feed it to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i want this kind of service!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# :DDD
gjm!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I demand this now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahahah I want pizza now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# the secret sex tape
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# this is optimum size
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Nanoo nanoo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# say that backwards, and it almost sounds incestual....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i tried to teach my nan to suck eggs
but i couldn't get the lid off the coffin :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahha... oooooof....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# eye wood
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# sorry to be the bringer of bad newses again
but i think this is another bindun... :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# buzz killer
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# but this badly, and without much effort?
I think not...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# it's not bad.
and it does have Mindy in it, so I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Very busy today, can't stop :(


I'm only doing this because I love you...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# eh?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# What mofaha said...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# what the fuck was the point in this post?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# It's a reference to a post by Leningrad.
I'm guessing its purpose is to communicate humour.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# what/fuck/point
perhaps i'm too dry
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# STOP POINTING AT ME!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Oh pointy bird, oh pointy, pointy, anoint my head... anointy, nointy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# wtf indeed sirrah
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# CAN IT BE MILKED?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Is it tuesday already?!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Eh?
Watchoo talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# You charmer, you....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahah love it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# that doesn't make much sense
....
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Silly Barbarosa, you are not lenningrad!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# monocle anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# "I say, can't you see I'm busy, bugger off!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# oh, my!
how dapper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# OMG that man's cock is jizzing a monocle, pipe and hat.
OMG its got a beak.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'm seriously thinking about getting a monocle...
except with the beard, the waxed and curled moustache, and handkerchief in my jacket pocket, pipe smoking, whisk(e)y consumprion and my trilby I already look like a turn of the century fop dandy pimp rapist from the 1940s... I fear people may start taking me LESS seriously if I add a monocle to the mix...

also woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# This is why you need to complete the look
With a swordstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I used to have one of them
but was advised by a friend who is also in the filth that I should hand it in at the next armistice...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Available from TK Maxx!
*searches for link*

That's the fella!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
also - the comments are priceless... humans aren't ready to have their opinions recorded on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha, holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# a monocle can only add seriousness
also, you may be "discovered" on the street by a producer looking for someone to play the newest version of sherlock holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# weekend before last
Sunday Times style magazine decided it was bored with frocks and so did a man issue... I was most upset to see that I'm currently very fashionable... bastards.

I would make a good Sherlock Holmes though...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# if i'm ever seen as fashionable
i find a brown cardie usually takes care of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# well - I thought that
turns out my grey cardigan, very fashionable just now... looking like a geography teacher is so hot right now... I was planning on spending my whole life not being in fashion but, a bit like a stopped watch, it operantly just happens every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# wear a bin bag
but not at the end of the month as you'll look like a pikey who can't afford a decent hallowe'en costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :o
My halloween costume nearly always involved a binbag
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# You need to switch whisk(e)y for laudanum
then you just won't care what others think.

Also *pedants* turn of the century.....1940s? *de-pedants*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# your pendanty is wasted
that was intentionally put that way so as to add mystery.

also - I think I'd like to try laudanum
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# What ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# mario and luigi
in ball form
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# luigi was green i think
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# he was
but he's got high blood pressure now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# oh i see
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Woo!
Dapper tiem?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *following*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# brandy and cigars, you say?
*disguises self s chap*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I say, that's rather spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I have never wished more...
that I was a chap, until this very moment.
(sludgebucket, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Show them you care this Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Now photoshop morph's head onto Richard Branson's body
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Morphard Morphson?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Its bin dun im afraid
b3ta.com/board/8805960
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Also
Just found this :D
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xdvWKN9yIpA&feature=related

Skip past the twat at the start
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# oh very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Ta Bilbo!
Noonles btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# noonles
I've just developed a headache
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# did you follow the correct
development life cycle?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I think I skipped the preliminary research....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# shoddy workmanship
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# 1337
good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# 1337
LEET

EDIT: fucksox!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# shame
better luck tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# It's political correctness gone mentally retarded
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I like the tiny cock
/hopes this becomes stats page quote.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# you'd get on well with
K3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I don't know...
I managed to offend some bash people.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# a/s/l?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# did you do your impression of
Co-bum-bo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I got slaughtered and offended
a bash of Weebl and bob fans once.

I should not have made fun of the guy in the wheelchair.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Really?
I hadn't heard this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# the looks complicated
and not worthwhile... like a jigsaw puzzle of the contents of a tin of beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I like what's happening here
It looks fun
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# It's highly dangerous.
I wouldn't recommend it outwith the designated areas.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I'd need to find a violin case from somewhere too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Cor!
That stump's giving me the horn!!
WOo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# cheers
alright there petal?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Yeah mate, very good thanks.
Just busy, how's your good self?

:)

Edit: Fuck it's quarter to 1!!
*goes to late lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I'm knackered and busy
but surviving. Just about...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# nice cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Is it morph and chaz behind a backlit white sheet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# haha
it could well be...

*compos*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# but it's a circus act I'd like to see!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# You should see the clown's toilet
covered in piss and shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# 2 people having sex on a unicycle ...?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Grrr ...


Lidl biddo politix there ladies n gennlemen
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
#
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"Sorry! Sorry! You see? I'm doing it again - so sorry!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# also - this is woo (as ever)
also - I'm not surprised that the courts found him not at fault - the ramifications for cops with guns if he was at fault would have been massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# yes.
Such as, "Don't shoot the wrong people just because they're wearing a backpack."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# 7 times
in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# After you've tracked them for an hour.
And let them get on a packed tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Police intelligence said
he looked foreign... I say shoot first just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# well he was running and he jumped the gate
the coppers said so

oh wait....
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# i dunno
hikers and ramblers and such are asking for it, especially if the have those ridiculous long walking stick things, i'll forgive trousers tucked into socks as i'm feeling charitable.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# My dad has those sticks
But he's 70, one of his knees is plastic, and he doesn't give a toss.

But I know hwat you mean about trousers in socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# "If you are asking me did we do anything wrong or unreasonable, then I don't think we did."
(except shooting an innocent man in the head)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ^^THIS^^
i'm fuckin baffled that it even requires an inquest!

were mistakes made? clearly, they shot an innocent man.

are the officers in question to blame? well, fuck yes, they pulled the trigger on an innocent man that looked nothing like their supposed suspect.

WTF?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# As she said - it's our own fault.
We shouldn't have allowed ourselves to be bombed.

A schoolyard error on our part, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# fair point eh?
i think it all just boils down to allowing a woman (i mean, come on, a woman?!) to oversee a highly complex firearm situation.

i think it was probably an ex of hers, she was clearly out for revenge.

WOMEN, KNOW YOUR LIMITS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# damn those
British Intelligence Asset double agents, like Haroon Rashid Aswat, who turn against us after being recruited by Mi6 during the Kosovo crisis

Encouraged by our own intelligence agencies to form fundamentalist groups like Al-Muhajiroun here in London

who'd have thunk it eh?


(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAH THE GOAOAOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! HE CARRIES THE POX!!!!!!

THE BARKINGLY ODD THEORIES POX.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# it's nothing to do with her being a woman
and everything to do with her being a massive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I think he was being irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# also
A woman with a name that sounds like a penile garnish.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i have to agree with the judge last week
the officers who pulled the trigger were acting on massively incorrect information. They didn't know what the actual suspect looked like. They'd been told to target Menezes, and to follow suspected terrorist protocol.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# what a bunch of fuckwits.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT HE LOOKED LIKE HUSSAIN OSMAN?!?!?!!?!?!???!!?!!?!?!?
www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/08/17/menezes_osman_wideweb__430x253.jpg

HOW SO?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Remeber - it's our fault that we were bombed.
And thus we forced them to shoot de Menezies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# and they wonder why
the public have no confidence in the police.
gang of utter lying fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)

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