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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

Beautiful :D

*clicks*

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

uh oh

cornered!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

That CFB is rather Desktoppy

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

That am lully.

Really!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

this is fabulous

in a tropical, jurassic, funereal kind of way.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

Velly nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

oh, good.

happy day to you.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

fine paintage. i get this feeling:

"shit. which one am i? right, the penguin, of course. what do i do with.. what, is it the left arrow, or the trigger or that button on the side or what? what do you mean 'attack him'? how do i d-.. oh, i'm dead now, oh ok. no, you have a go now. i'll go and put the kettle on. does anyone want tea?"

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

A beautiful and emotionally stirring picture

*click*

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Shlvng, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

blarb

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

Waaaaaaaah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

nice.

it reminds me of Little Shop of Horrors for a reason as yet not entirely clear to me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

it has a massive opening mouth just like that plant what seymour had

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

oh yes, that must be it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

have you seen the origonal black and white version?

it has Jack Nicholson in it with a bit part as the fella who likes pain at the dentist.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

but it sounds good. is it better than Moranis' best work to date?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

If you want classic cinema

then look no further than pink flamingos. The closing scenes with Divine eating dogshit are just to die for.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

haha

I wish I hadn't just watched that on youtube. That is not making my beer sit well.
Edit: the choice of music seems to make it even more stomach-churning.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

I fear they may be for me too... I need to find a way of not using an excessive amount of electricity.

this shouldn't be here. it was meant to be a reply to xlvii. I think it must be time to stop with the beer and go to bed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

it's not funny.

no sir, i don't like it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

ah ha - Woooo

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

ArrrrgghhhhhHHH!

The tunnel of nightmares!!

LET ME OUT!!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

Argh

Aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

wooo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

Is that a fanny?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

That depends on what you see

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

I see a fanny wiv teefs :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

reminds me of the scream at the start of "what shall we do now"

from The Wall (film version only)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

Shall we buy a new guitar

Shall we drive a more powerful car ? Shall we work straight through the night ?
Shall we get into fights ; leave the lights on; drop bombs ; do tours of the East; contract diseases; bury bones, breakup homes, send flowers by phone, take to drink, go to shrinks, give up meat, rarely sleep, keep people as pets, train dogs, raise rats, fill the attic with cash, bury treasure, store up leisure, but never relax at all ?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

with our backs to the wall

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

I want to fly on saucers of milk, I do...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

Flying Teapot!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

I think I've killed her

I can see the desired effect but the crayon chipped off far too easily. :(

cfb

previously

The effect was to screw up the picture thoroughly then it was painted with a water-based ready mixed paint.
Leave for 10 minutes then wash off in the shower with a brush.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

If you have ever seen it in real life,

you wouldn't be apologising for it being a let down ;)

Molto Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

I think it's quite effective...

but would perhaps have been even better if the shadows were a smidgen darker... perhaps.

I may be talking pish as a result of DIY and beer.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

I think if I had a black wash paint, it would look much better

It was hard to get things darker as the layers of wax kept coming off.
Maybe I'll do one on better paper.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

it's still very nice.

impressive amount of detail.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

Cheers fella

What've you been DIY-ing?

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

A masseev (long) chest of drawers.

I decided that my previous chest of drawers was too small, and directly lead to my clothes covering my floor, or being piled in a basket festering. I am hoping that I will now be able to achieve some sort of order in my room.

I shall reserve my opinion on the absolute likelihood until I've had a try at being organised.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

I can't say I'm the least bit organised.

I have a massive pile of assorted clothes and I have loads of empty drawers.
Good luck though.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

cheers.

If I end up not using the drawers for clothes, I'm considering investing in a UV lamp and some seeds. :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

Such things are only pipe dreams for me :(

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

I like it :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

good work, boy

but it does make me think, a tiny bit, frida kahlo crossed with joey deacon

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Cockney Goblin thinks yer a farkin caan innit!

Which is really rather rude of him.Props to Mushy Bees for the inspiration.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

he is nicer looking

than all the cockneys i've met.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

Oi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

to be fair

i've met some fucking ugly cockneys

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

But I am doable :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

I like this muchly.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

^ thises

i never thought it was possible to capture the essence of cockneyness so effectively in cartoon form

'ave a banana on me

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

hah

very nice.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

haha woo!

Now I want a cigar.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

Goodnight thread from me

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

i'm undecided about this.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

What are your options?

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

cute or wtf??

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

nice silver birch

trees

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

Gorgeous aren't they?

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

Yeah I like those too

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

Evenin' all.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

Gah! Wordses!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

haha! very good...

it's a fine line between making innocent canine art and anal rape, for sure.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

MY BIRTHDAY.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

do your plans include

being raped by dogs?

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

haha

ok, dogs, rape, but where's the jailbait?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

too late, too late

*humms to lemmy flavoured tunes*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

oh goodness

I'm hoping my assumptions are true that this is fake.

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

sorry for the delay... I didn't understand this at all until I filenamed. Tenuously excellent.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

gosh. far too clever

*delayed click*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Damn

Trippin pretty hard... where are you internet, are you in there?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

I endorse this post!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

*doesn't struggle*

just as long as he trims those claws

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

ahaahaahahah!!!

i like this.

i don't condone it's message... but it made me laugh.

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

you hurt kids whether they struggle or not??

you monster!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

fuck yeah

right in their meatuses

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

pfft

he seems nice, in a way.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

Not sure why

rapey bear's bothering with those trousers.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

it's harder to get close enough to rape if you start off naked.

*nods*

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

oh....

you learn things on b3ta. I like that.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

Jeans...topless...hairy....

He's going for the bear look.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

nice

but his Rubik's Cube's all fused together. Poor bear.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

piss

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

silly bear!

rubik's cube is for peoples!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

mind

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

Rubik's cubes are people!

They're people!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

riiiight

*backs away slowly*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

but...

he's not even looking....

uncanny.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

he's a clever little whatever the hell it is

where's jahled when you need him?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

is it a lemur?

bush baby?

Anyway, it's on the autistic spectrum, I venture to suggest, with that level of skill.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

i don't think it's either of those

but i agree with the second bit

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

it's a loris

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

nothing slow

about him, though...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

thank you

see jahled, you're not the only one that knows his fluff.

with that and before mr zoo springs up with the latin name just to show off, i bid you all goodnight.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

nighty night.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

Hahahaha

It is a loris, I think it begins with g

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

and don't be cheating by looking it up on google

nite, nite.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

nite nite.

I thought it was an eye-eye. Which is a lemur I'm sure. But then I think a Loris is also a lemur. I'm sure they are all Madagascan primates of the same genus.

( I didn't use google, I'm just a geek, i remember the first time jahled sent me some coati mundi pics and I identified them straight away 0

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

very nicely drawn.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

BBQ children in need!

GOODNIGHT b3taians!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

Night SkUG!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

Poor

bugger's squidging his blox :(

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

that

phrase has me giggling like a loon, for some reason...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

Very cool

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

has he gone and done a little poo?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

pedobear?

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

Sometimes...

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

LOL

Its not the size of the nail, it is the hammer thats driving it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

it depends entirely on the thickness of the wood

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

*screws rawl plug into the wall"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

you fixin' to stay?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

As always :D

Hows the finger you old cad you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

ok onn nylon strings

steel HURT
i shall be playing again from monday :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

Sweet!

I shall have the rest for you by then in that case :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

hurrah!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

rather than just pointing and laughing?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

Laugh all you want!

*Does*

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

OI MAGGOT!

/less sensitive way

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

"Awwww!

It's so cute!"

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

Shit!

Is that what that means! :(

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

Poor Vuvu and you wee winkie :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

but you said

it was a good size!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

nubbins!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

great word!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

3 inches?

...oh 3 inches from the ground...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

GOOD NIGHT b3ta and all that sail in her

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

It's like a penis...

Only smaller.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

They always say

They've only had one that was bigger. And that one hurt too much.

Imagine saying you've only had one fanny tighter and that was too tight it hurt. Sofa for one.

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

i shall cut this out and carry it as a card

to pass on to future romantic interests.

best laminate it as it may stay in my wallet for a while.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

I am glad to have...

helped just one soul.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

More frequently...

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

Not a very cooperative moggy

I may try again when she decides to sprawl all over the floor which she isn't doing tonight...

edit: i have fixed the file size problem sorry. uploaded wrong image

(oh globbits love is always over in the morning, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

have you got that in wallpaper size?

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

Fuck that, have you got it on a roll, I want to paper the bathroom with it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

I was thinking about

covering the front side of the house with it.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

it's like watching digby, but with a cat and no jim dale

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Mofaha,

as someone who has been resident in the US for a long while now, can I ask you a couple of questions please?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

1. what is your favourite colour?

2. what is the wind-speed velocity of an unladen swallow

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

3. Why do people from Pennsylvania speak so funny?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

4. what is the fastest land mammal

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

the wombat

unfortunately, it's also the laziest

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

they're dutch

or something

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

they're Germans

but called "Dutch", because "Deutsch" in German means "German"
so they simplified it, as they do with many other things
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Dutch

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

Yes you can.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

Christo wanted it for his next piece.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

Body of a cat

Filesize of a mammoth.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

This broke the InterWebbies

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Superb but the file is a bit big

have a quick look at the FAQs

Great pic though

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

yaaaaaaay!

i like this

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

BOOM

headshot.

Can we have it even BIGGER?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

a cats!

but it's too small for me to see.
*cries*

please, have mercy... could you make it at least a BIT bigger?...

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Just a tad (4 times) the reccomended file size pal.

I do like the idea though :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

it is over 2 tonnes

you are nearly there, below 50k pleaseings

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

big pictures of vermin.

Just what need after an hour of being riled by philistines.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

'ello you!

howdo?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Hello chicken.

I'm OK thanks. Just in a bit of a shitty after the conversation below. I'm usually taking the piss and trolling when I get in a baiting match but some subjects I really should stay clear of.

Anyway, enough of that. Are you well recently?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

i yam mostly well

bit tired. am now a student teacher and finding it all a bit overwhelming. who knew kids could be difficult!? *gasp*
you should have a large port and brandy and watch Priscilla, best of all the cheer-up movies.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

Haha. Who knew kids......?

you should have asked me. They are horrible little bastards. I should know. I went to school with them.

I'm having lots of beer and watching burn notice. I may then attempt to do some killing on warcraft.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

to be fair - my school is full of lovely kids who are great to teach

which just makes the shit ones even more shit.
i wholeheartedly approve of your plans for the evening and wish you all luck and happiness whilst undertaking aforementioned plans. yes.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

Hahah

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

hahaha, grumpy bum

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

I know.

I usually bite for fun. I need to learn when to clam it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

i'm only back for a brief visit

i'll be good

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

i now have a mental image of you

chasing the cat around the house with a camera screaming "SPRAWL! DAMN YOU!!"
until you finally corner her and snap a picture of her cowering in fear, staring up at you with wide eyes as if to say "but... i thought you loved me?"

...

you heartless bastard.

_{EDIT: actually, she looks more like she's saying "you take a picture now, i shit in your mouth while you're asleep later..."}

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

no, not mouth

shoesings only

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

and a kittin to counter imagefail

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

\0/

more vermin ;)

Click for slightly bigger (396KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

those are ace!

this is 10-minute-kittin:

he has paper stuck to his claws.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

oh noes!

how will kittin defeet his dastirdly enemy?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

with ease

if the enemy is rock. If Scissors turn up he's fucked.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

Isn't that the moment before impact?

next thing we see is kittybrains

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

Click for bigger (48KB)

I really hate cats. But when it comes to drawing, they ain't half marketable.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

oh noes!

whitecat is lost in teh snow!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

any excuse...

Riff-Raff; a (pearost) study in timelapse photography

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

thats just

fluffy lovely that is

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

i still think this is ace

it makes me happy when you post it.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

lovely fluff

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

haha

she never does as she's told.

it might be an idea to drug her then i can put her in whatever position i want.....

(oh globbits love is always over in the morning, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

have you been reading the to do

list on my PDA?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

nice idea

but this is indeed bigger than the original.

read this.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

fix it and use the edit button below your image to replace the big one with a modified version.
edit/ nice try, still a tad over but ho hum, try for below 50k next time

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Pfft!

That looks like my dead cat Timmy :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

use the b3ta hosting

it automatically resizes large images for you
edit : and copy paste edit are your friends :)
edit 2 : its still too big :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

Mais oui, c'est bon

Un petit on the large side, hein?

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

Hahahahah

now it's dissapeared.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

size of an elephant!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

Kitteh sez

"but I can't read, you fool"

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

Brought to you by the John McCain for McCain for President McCain Campaign

Click for anim (1.3MB)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

i just shot a goose

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

gmos won't be happy

you dirty arab

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

i just shot a rim

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

why?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

he looked at me funny

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

was it looking at you funny because you where pointing a gun at it?

or?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

funny haha

or funny strange

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

Let's put it this way

he was dressed as a clown at the time.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

so..

funny shit?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

Funny fucking scary.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

well geese look funny to me

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

that one in particular.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

is goose an ethnic slur i was yet unaware of?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

it's see-through people.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

u r so bitta

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

~~lemon~~ crow's ankle tied to a piece of string

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

OK I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT STRICTLY TRUE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

was it a raven's ankle?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

If you see a raven standing alone, it's a rook.

If you see a bunch of rooks together, they're ravens.
At least that's how I remember it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

FUCK YOU, MAN!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

here? on the internet? are you crazy!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Fiiine.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

radiohead?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

can I have it?

or are you going to eat that?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

Racist.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

Some very proper ganda.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

nice one.

i was unfortunate enough to see some debate last night, the bit where mccain did the you're a terrorist bit, which obama shot down in flames, as it were. i shouted at the telly and turned off after mccain said that that palin would be a cool president if he croaked because she knows all about disabled kids.what a total waste of space that guy is.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

Hahahahaha

Yes.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

america's neighbours are foreign countries don't forget.

she's been single-handedly protecting uhmurka from the commies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

i could just about cope with her, she's as thick as shit and everyone knows it

but she doesn't look too bad. be a love and just stand there, say nothing, look pretty for the cameras and don't touch any of the buttons.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

that's what concerns me...

the republicans do have some politicians who would do a decent job as president.
however, my mostly uninformed opinion is that it seems that the Republicans have backed marketable products (ex-soldier + soccer milf) rather than a more intelligent politician like Giuliani.

I can't help thinking that Simon Cowell will be deciding presidential candidates in a few years.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

*click of the century*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

oh god

giuliani is a psychotic wingnut. you know what the strongest argument for his nomination was? "he fixed New York, he can fix America"

he hid behind 9/11 even worse than McCain hides behind his POW status

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

I agree. If I was an american, I wouldn't be supporting him either.

he manipulates the media well though. In the bit of the debate I've seen, and a few other McCain appearances, he comes across as a bumbling oaf and would surely become as sadly hilarious as George W. should he become president.

I didn't necessarily mean Giuliani would be my choice from the other possible republicans, just that he's a politician, McCain and Palin seem like they're trying hard to pretend to be politicians and failing. It might not count against them when it comes to the vote though, that's the terrifying thing.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

i assure you i am far less well informed but nonetheless strongly opionated

last night was actually the first time i'd heard mccain utter a word, i made up my mind that he was a waste of space within 2-3 minutes, i just don't like the look of the guy and he talks crap, that nice obama on the other hand, he's the man.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

yes, I have also been mostly avoiding it.

I only saw the Palin interviews last night, with her stuff about Russia.
I was suprised about how idiotic she sounds.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

And shooting mooses from helicopters.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

no no

she shoots mooses WITH helicopters. that's the alaska way.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

I'd heard about this previously, but only on b3ta. I must look into it. Poor meese.

If I was going to kill a moose, I'd fight fair. Duct tape big sticks to my head, and fight to the death.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

Duct tape, perhaps with a pair of bazookas

Either way, I want the other animal to win :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

I think you should put a tenner on me anyway.

The odds of me winning would be pretty slim, but you'd get pretty rich if I got lucky.
Edit: Woo to the pic, incidentally. It's very nice.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

I forced myself to attend a bullfight in Spain

I didn't get it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

He kept implying

that he would find a cure for autism, using Palin's child which has down's.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

hahaha really?

Ban stem-cell research, use disabled people for research instead.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

Obama has shot him to pieces; or like the Battle of Crezy, the Republicans have defeated themselves

All this red-neck rabble rousing they have been doing that Obama is a terrorist, a Muslim (*gasp*), and cries from the audience of "Kill him", may have wonderfully backfired

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

we live in hope.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

may have.

Nixon repeatedly shot himself in the foot during his campaigns but still got voted in.
Same for George Snr. and Jnr. to an exent. I am unable to understand the relevance of presidential campaigns in america.

The majority seem to vote for the candidate who promises to infringe the human rights of the people they don't like.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Granted

It's an unknowable monster at the end of day; I just hope for some politics not in alignment with the typical right-wing shock jocks at the end o the day; how that country has had such a huge proportion vote in that Bush mob twice now is perhaps a serious concern; I doubt our ramblings on this place can answer

I also hope the Che wearing hat brigade could fuck off as well; socialism equals nothing; Stalin's great accomplishment was being a cunt to the extreme, and didn't grasp fundamentals like we don't want to be equal to housing estate chavs, living off everybody else's taxes getting stoned, achieving nothing in life, except frequent criminal convictions

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

yes.

the face of leftist politics is embarrassing as well. The stereotype seems to be some sort of sandal-wearing neohippy with a pathetic sloganed t-shirt. Instead of marching and chanting in the streets about things, wouldn't it be sensible for these people to come together to form a tangible political movement?

No, it would not, because they have jobs and families to feed, and shouting about things they don't agree with is all they have time for.

I saw quite a humourous piece from Penn & Teller bullshit, where a woman went to an anti-capitalist march with a petition to "BAN DIHYDROGENOXIDE: This has been found in our children's foods, bodies, it's all around us and no-one is doing anything to protect us from it.

No-one questioned the petition, just seemed worried and disgusted, and signed. I forget how many signatures they got altogether, but it was a lot. "Lefties" seem to have a problem with water.

My point is, informed, organised leftist politics seems to be on the wain and is being replaced by idiots similar to Tommy Sheridan who see themselves as Ghandis.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

I am a radical centrist

left, and slightly right, with whatever the issue at hand

That Indian bloke is one of the most over rated celebrated blokes in history; his treatment of his wife on his fucked up religious beliefs was simply disgusting based on fucked up beliefs

and he then took all the medicine he denied her, cunt

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

he was also a rampant racist. he wrote a few books supporting apartheid in south africa

and tried (and succeeded to some extent) to incite a war against black people living in india. This was before his big peace-loving deity act, obviously.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

I know not about that detail, dude

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

excellent!

...but a bit too sophisticated for the republicans.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

previously

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

Awesome.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

I want a costume

with a fish finger mane and hams for feet.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

i cannot imagine how sweaty that kid would get

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

Not so unlikely dude

google www.buycostumes.com and i'm sure something with a tea towel or whatever fetish you're into will be catered for

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

oh look what i found

www.buycostumes.com/Halo-3-Deluxe-Master-Chief-Adult-Costume/33208/ProductDetail.aspx
i remember something like it being on here before but costing $500

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weaver., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

Somewhere, out there in the multitude of life

someone probably plays that game on it's PC wearing that

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

bless

also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

did you reply to the still

then laugh at the anim?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

no, it's a stock reply to your post's

this is a corker sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

you're nicked!

/apostrophe police

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

its a fair cop guv

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

Hahahaahaha

YES.

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

Hahahaha

Have a healthy *click*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

Hahaha

YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

Give those words back, THEY'RE MINE.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

lion babby!

wiv head-on-a-spring!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

hehehe

...great!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

ha ha ha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

wonderfully animated.

*click*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Mona Warhol

(syncmaster, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.

This is so bad it's probably the best picture i've ever seen.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

you've seen youtube poop

now prepare yourself for b3tapoop.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

I haven't seen youtube poop - sorry.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

I was going to show you one of my favourite YTPs to introduce you to it

BUT I HAVE SO MANY

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Shada, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

Shopped but fucking brilliant

clicks

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

SHOPPED PICTURES????

ON B3TA!?!?!?
*horrors*

_{EDIT: oh I see, it's been compo'd. *understands*}

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

compo rule was no shoppage

but this is great anyway

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

Hahahahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Have a cat

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

No thanks. I have 4 already,

but thanks.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

For some reason I always asociate filters with the oontz-oontz-oontz of heavy rave music.

I dont know why.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

not the

uhn-ti uhn-ti uhn-ti of house?

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

Quick hide, McCain's arrived...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

Nicely done!

Haha *click*

Can an american explain to me the whole evil republican thing?

I only know dracula is a republican on the simpsons.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

Thank you for the picture :D

Can I put it in my profile please?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

You sure can.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

I am not American,

but just so you know, George W Bush is a Republican.

QED :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

I don't understand american politics, or why they don't have nhs, or why they say we have bad teefs 8(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

The concept of a National Health Service is essentially a socialist idea

In America, that places it on the far, far left of politics and in a realm where no-one can speak sensibly about it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

nicely put

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

as soon as someone says "socialism" everyone scatters, screaming

but so many of our good ideas are socialist in nature. it stems from the need to take care of everybody and not just those who are fortunate enough to be able to pay for everything

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

I'd go further and say that there are some socialist ideals, the NHS included,

which can actually serve to stabilize a Capitalist economy and make a country stronger. It's a sad state of affairs where options which could improve peoples' lives have to be rejected just on the basis of dogma or fears of unpopularity.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

if mccain won it would be a sure bet to say the cold war would face a fresh revitalization

not that it ever 100% ended, in my opinion

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

It is ok.

It took me years to finally figure it out.

They dont have the NHS because Bevan was English.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

He was Welsh.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

not for much longer

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

haha he'll still be a republican

he'll just stop being the president, thank god.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

Wrong...I've bought him

he's Attila's bitch now

I'm going to pay him back for 8 years of abject misery

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

republicans favor states' rights instead of big government

and traditionally support lower taxes and deregulation.

That said, the Republican party is controlled by a lot of Evangelical Christians who only reduce taxes on the upper 5% class of Americans, and would love to make it the federal government's sweeping right to deny abortion, gay rights and religious freedom rights across all the states.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

there's gay marriage? lol

what will those crazy poofs do next

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

i should have said "gay rights"

fixed, ta

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

oh, you mean poofs want to be treated like normal people

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

Hahahaha

Some can use rudimentary tools you know.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

There is gay marriage in some states.

California, for instance. I dunno about the other 49 though.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

california, connecticut and massachusetts recognize them as actual marriages

6 other states plus Washington DC have legal unions, not "marriages" per se but bestow some or all of the state rights of marriage

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Lovely :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

hahahahaha!

after mine this is the best yet.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

thx!

*waits for pearoast*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

it's only a couple of hours back

yours may actually be better *mutters

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

hehe

nice

edit: mine doesn't have a toilet

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

Hahahaha Oh god yes!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

great stuff

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

this is class shoppage

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

cheers

;)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

the third debate provided the best source image in years

if not a sterling-clad idea of what either candidate's policies will entail

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

how does he get that triangle to stand up in his hat?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

he kills more of teh jews

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

hahaha!

woo :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

My math teacher thinks I'm a total stoner.

How are you guys today?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

Smiley talking boy!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Maths.

Fucking maths.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

its not real unless you put the s at the end

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

nos its nots

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Americans

only have to be able to do one of them. ;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

Arf!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

It's really easy this year, actually.

I had trouble with algebra because of it being abstract concepts, but geometry is easy because it's more tangible...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

i like oranges better

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

Hahahah

Me, too.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

re:math(s)

I recommend to everyone, these www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/5numbers.shtml
and the subsequent series.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

I've watched the history of 1 about 1000000 times.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

I prefer 'sums'

to maths

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

saying, for example, "maths homework" doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as well

"math homework" does. so there

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

Your post contains trace elements of wrong.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

Plus there's the fact that you don't say "histories" even though there's clearly more than one facet of history study, just as there are multiple branches of mathematics. Just doing my histories homework.

Actually, to my American ears, that would sound remarkably English...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

y'all say what y'all wanna say, dig

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Shada, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

i think we're finally starting to get over the fact that people from England don't sound like characters in Jane Austen movies

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

THEY DON'T!?!?!?

*goes to cry*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

I think you should use whatever form of the word

seems culturally correct for the area in which you live.

A bit like driving. I'm sure many people could argue about which country drives on the 'correct' side of the road, but I am going to use the side of the road that doesn't have me driving head on into a truck.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

But...but...

don't you want to go head on with a trailer?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

Damn cars are too safe these days

so you don't die doing that anymore.

And they are so expensive to replace.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

Hahahah

I know what you mean.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

MAFOAMWERK

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Cashy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

cashy you shit

how are you?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

My brain is slowly being eaten by a cold

Yourself?

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Cashy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

i hate that feeling :-/

i would advise against drinking nyquil or anything of that nature, I end up having cough-wracked hallucinations all night long, without getting any actual sleep.

That said, I am fine and dandy, the sun outside is shining and I am prepared for a night of debauchery.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

Wow.

I didnt think you came on here anymore :)

DONT LEAVE. PLEASE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

I ate some acid by mistake and woke up in France

Nearly didn't make it back at all

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Cashy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

I want to believe that. I really do.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

for me it does

but then again for me it's maffs homework, maff homework really doesn't work at all.

edit/ having seen cashy's post that's more like it but with added 's'

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

to me it just makes me want to ask "WHO's homework?"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

maff's

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Shada, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

anyone named "maff" probably isn't very good at math(s)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

good pic

I feel crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

me too!

i have a chest infection, run outta breath just getting up.... stupid lungs!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

just depression with me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

too ill to be dpressed

i always think "theres someone worse off than me" then i don't feel as depressed, be strong live long :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

if only it was that easy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

aww gee come on

chin up n all that (yeah i know that doesn't help)
ahah now i know who two people are on faceboot :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

you need stronger fags by the sound of it

give those lungs a better work out.

also, get well soon.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

shud go down doctors really...
last time dr said "if it gets any worse call an ambulance"... after injecting me with steriods and about an hour on the nebuliser

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

perhaps best lay off the fags then

oxygen and matches don't mix very well.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

i don't smoke

can you get lung replacements nowadays?
personally i don't think its asthma as the test for asthma was "hey run over there 10 times" "oh your out of breath - you have asthma" wtf? no i don't - i just get chest infections
what else causes your lungs to collapse twice a year?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

sounds nasty

i shamed to say it's only a thick layer of tar keeping mine at all inflated, but on the upside at least they won't leak.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

I may start taking up smoking to kill all those little hairs that keep bringing the shite up outta my lungs

but then again i can just afford to live, let alone smoke :( plus with all my savings invested in shares... that really didn't help

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

stay the bloody hell off them

i would give up but i've just bought a few kilo's of snout, and i like yellow fingers.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

what about a pipe?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Urg.

*Forms the "Im ill and Im on B3ta" club*

Membership is transient depending on health.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

waddup wid u crazy lemon we are?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

I feel a bit sick.

My stomach is making loud and alarming noises and yesterday I managed to piss out of my arse.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

oh thats never good...

you need "new arse cork" ^tm from JML

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

Ha.

BUTTPLUGS R US

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

Awhhhh I was ill a few days ago, can i still join?

IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Happy yesterbirthday!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

Thanks, i was really happy because Tsstaststrsrts drew me a titshoe.

It's on my profile if anyone wants to see it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

TITSHOE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

YES,

I am going to be ill on my birthday too. 2h15m to go.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

pull yourself together man

you're far too young to be ill, go outside and play or something.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

Can I join?

I still feel shit after getting my flu jab :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

*shudders*

needles, stab me with a sword and pour the medicine in but don't put a hollow tube in me... *shudders*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

Yep.

Get on board fluey

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

*hug*
Why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

feeling low

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

Oh, I'm sorry.

*more hugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

thank you

*hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

It's maths

not math

don't fail English too

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Hahahah

Oops. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

sadly you can draw like a genius

so probably won't matter

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

Hahahah

thanks...?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

hey, nice.

Not bad, thanks. Bit stoned.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Is it just coincidence that you *are* a total stoner?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

Hey!

I'm not a total stoner!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Only a total stoner would say that.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

that's cos you smoke so much

you can't get totally stoned anymore...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

Hey,

This looks like Telly Monster personified.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Who is this

Telly Monster you speak of?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

OMG!

how can you not know?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telly_Monster

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

OMG HIM!!!!

I haven't watched Sesame Street in aaages, though. They stopped playing it here.
Snufflupagus and Oscar and Oscar's pet worm were always my favorites.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

I was an Elmo fan

until he whored himself to the world.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Hahahah

I always found Elmo's voice to be really really annoying.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

hi there

I've been a statue of liberty today

That's Fridays for you!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

I do believe I saw that in my Friends' Activity.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

not pretty I know

but I look worse in the morning

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

Don't even talk to me about mornings.

I get up at 6.30, and it's still a bit of a rush to get to my bus most mornings.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Not good

I get up at 5:00 Mon - Thur

That's why I have time to be Liberty on a Friday!!

:)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

Hahahahah

I get up 6.25 every day except Wednesday. On Wednesday I get up at 6 because I'm at my dad's and I have to go back to mum's to get the bus. e_e

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

sounds complicated

be lucky my friend

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Be lucky?

Is this one of those times where what you've said makes sense but I'm just not comprehending?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

no it's just

a term of endearment

like have fun
avoid danger
enjoy yourself

that's all

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

Ahhhh

I get it
:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

more bizarre ones

never put a sock in a toaster
never put your granny in a bag
never put jam in a toupee

St Pauls "other" letters to the Corinthians!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

What??

Hahahahah, I have never heard those before.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

Remember them they will serve you well

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

Yessir!

*salutes*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

Is this

a self portrait?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

Nooo.

But my hair's a bit like that. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

Eek!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

What!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

Stop smoking weed in school then

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

I don't!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

as opposed to being a partial stoner?

i yam good! i has pizza and jaffa cakes!
*happies*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

That's a good combination, i have some chocolate - but it's darn dairy milk :(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

i've gone off dairy milk

and have now placed Galaxy in the exalted place of 'fave cheap chocolate'

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

Yum!

I have a Toffee Crisp and Smarties.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

toffee crisp!

TOFFEE CRISP!!! *wants*
oh god - best of all the chocolate-based bars.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Yes!

of course! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

Hello Miss!

I like his / mouth.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

Oh hai sir!

:]
How are you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

Gah i'm alright, but really bored because one of my friends cancelled on me tonight for some house party.

He was rushed to hospital to get his swollen appendix out - what a fag.

:P

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

Yeah, what a total lame-o.

I'm going to the mall later tonight with my mate Brianna. Gonna buy fake blood and kitty ears. ^_^ You're welcome to come. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

Yeah sure, i'll just walk over the world - i'll be there in oh...23094709857348957345 lightyears.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

Hahahahah

What you need is to grow wings. Or build them, like Icarus. I love the story of Icarus.

/myth geek

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

HERE YOU GO REDSUSHI :D

Not exactly caught and eaten - but good enough.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

Hahahahah

I thought it was a crow, though, to be honest.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

Im going to be 22 in 2 and a half hours :D

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

Hahaha you are 8* years and 2 days older than me.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

what!!!

is you being here legal???

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

WAIT SHITE, 6 YEARS*

"HAHAHAHA GOOD MATHS THERE SCOTT."

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

I'm sure there is a law in place stating we are not allowed to make any contact with their kind on the internet

or we will be castrated by a mob of Sun Readers.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

I'M 16, YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW AND EVERYTHING.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

*bum rapes*

sorry what where you saying?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

Just stick it in again - i'm tired of talking.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

I started here when I was 10.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

happy birthday!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

SHUSH NOT YET NOT YET!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

sorry i can see into the future..

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

this is madness

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

catch the pige... wait thats a crow!

bake 27 of them in a pie :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

IT'S A FUCKING PUFFIN, CAN'T YOU SEE HIS BEAK?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

of course he's a puffin

he's a runnin and trying to catch that crow.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

OH FUCK.

I WOULD SIGH IF I WASN'T SO ANNOYED AT YOU.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

my work here

is done...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

have you ever seen a puffin before?

they look like tiny little clowns :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Thank you Rappola :D

Can I put it in my profile?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

I actually like this.

Ramsay's still a cunt though.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

at the House of Commons.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

Brilliant!!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

Hahaha

Not in Machester Uni then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

I loved that that woman

had previously complained that the phrase "political correctness gone mad" was "madist". Fucking retard (apologies to retards).

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

That's fucking retardist!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

is that what

happens to Dr Who when he gets the tardis back?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

No it's what happens when he gets his knob stuck in the exhaust.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

hahaha

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

arf!

actually had a tour round there in the summer, amazing building, just don't sit on the benches or it's off to the tower.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

I was there on Monday

which inspired this. Thought it odd that on the day of 42 Detention being put before the House of Lords we waltzed straight past the Magna Carta.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

hahaha

bloody odd feeling just being there.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

I don't think so.

Gong day being?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

sorry i ninjad

got you mixed up with another b3tan who's mum's getting a gong soon.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Lib dems be brain dead

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)

politics?

I wish I took interest in that stuff.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

it was more the observation

that lavatories, looks a bit like Labourtories, and I though the lib Dems needs a mention too.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)

ah right,

I thought there might have been some sort of merging of two parties into some sort of NHS destroying super power.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

That's

rather clever, well done :)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

why,

thank you. :)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

FrogMan says, GIVE ME YOUR WALLET

No real reason/skill/time involved. Just bored at being stuck indoors on a Friday night

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

fuck off frogman

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

ARGH FORG!

*passes wallet*... i don't remember eating that.. *runs away*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

Um, I mean if you don't mind. I'm a little short at the moment.

Please?

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

ALL GLORY TO THE FROGMAN

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

cunt them in the fuck

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

is Hypnotoad

on holiday?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

No.

He'll only spend the money in seaside knick-knack shops, by the look of it.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

I went on b3ta.com and all i got was this lossy tshirt.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

pfft

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

Oh sorry.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

i see no rather wonderful swiss re building

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

I was actualy working for a a Re company yards from there when it was being built.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)

ANAL

Click for bigger (75KB)

(Anal Baby You Smell, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

LOLITICS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

Do you work for the Daily Mail?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

Don't we all work for the Daily Mail now?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

*fears*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

You're my Daily Mail wife now Dave!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

we all work for Hitler now????

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)

in their graphics dept we do

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

pea

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

in a way, don't we all work for the daily mail

I AM OUTRAGED! BLAME THE SCAPEGOATS AT ONCE!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

Leave the goats out of this

i have plans for them

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)

I hope those plans are sexy

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)

you can sex my goat curry

itll be spicey

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

crivvens!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)

i've got a recipe for goat curry...

it uses the words "meat" not describing the meat at all, but doign a little research it is for goat :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

goat curry needs scotch bonnets, HP sauce and all the usual trimmings. cook slow. dont serve on first date.

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)

*hits back space buton*

bah

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

I Concure

*feels clever*

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

nO BUT i COPy OFf of GOogle NewS BecauSe I CANt TYPE.

(Anal Baby You Smell, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

Thank you Julie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

Quite

A disgraceful string of events

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

...in a war we started for no good reason

and in which thousands of people have lost their lives.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

oh I dunno, cheney's made lots of money

guess that makes it all worth it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

was it not an oppresive regime? a place where women were beheaded as a spectator sport?

i think someone needed to act

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)

like saudi arabia?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)

not at all

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

I'm very confused with who the bad guys are

I'd better read the daily mail

the voice of britain!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

let me explain

the bad guys are the ones who are not like us

we of course are right

see - its quite simple

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

IT'S SO SIMPLE!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

that's the way, or you could visit afganistan now and see some of the benifits the war has created for the people there

but i doubt you will bother doing that

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

I don't think I'd be too keen

to visit a country where people blow themselves up on a regular basis.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

are you taking the fucking piss?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)

I'd suggest that you go too then.

Because it's not like that at all.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)

i've been twice

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

And what parts of Helmand did you

see that were welcoming the fact that they still have worse reliability in the utilities they had pre-war and welcoming of the troops that are clearing IED's from their patrol routes daily?

Just because the Yanks have awarded contracts to their ailing construction industry in order to make the capital look good for journalists does not mean the country is benefiting. Why have they not rebuilt Kajak as promised? That would do the single best thing for the countries infrastructure than making hotels and electricity in the capital.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

the mobile telephone network is much better these days, coverage is increasing daily

fibre optic broadband will also be supplied soon

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

But it's not benefiting the nation

not at all. I don't want to argue with you Mongy, I've said before and I'm happy to say it again, I like you but I feel that people need to be careful with their opinions about these things especially when they are based more upon what propaganda they can read rather than the true state of affairs. Afghanistan was a lost cause 6 years ago and has not progressed on a national level since.
I see it from a soldier's view and it's really, really upsetting. People laugh and joke ( and are often quite insulting ) about me and how angry I get. Seriously, is it any wonder I and thousands of others are fucked up because of this? And we are the lucky ones.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

was that meant to be a joke?

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slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

no, why do you have a problem with your current service provider?

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

That's your measurement of improvement for the people of afghanistan?

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slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Right then,

Let's invade Zimababwe, Saudia Arabia, Democratic Republic of Congo etc etc

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)

you will notice they are all warm places

why dont cold places have wars?

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

Invade Iceland

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

They also used to push walls over onto Gay people.How weird is that? Guess it beats a 0-0 draw at Doncaster away on a Tuesday night

(Anal Baby You Smell, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

Spreading democracy by waging war.

That'll show those heathen bastards how to be civilised.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

fucking hell is it left wing student night

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

Hahaha

^this, I love the way students talk and shout loudly about life as if they know all about it when they are still at fucking school

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

I love the way older people presume they have a grasp of reality because they are old.

Whereas in reality they just spout a different flavour of bollocks.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

why are you bringing age into this?

are you saying that older people can't enjoy further education? you sicken me, you huguenot

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Leave my fucking nose out of this!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Emm, perhaps because in general the older people in our population have had more experience of living life

I will grant you though that some don't seem to heed any of this

www.b3ta.com/board/8845840

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

They have an experience of living life.

Doesn't mean to say their experience is a good one, doesn't mean to say they are not selfish or racist. It does not mean anything.
If anything I'd say I've seen more people who count getting older and having family as justification to fuck over any other race, minority or class to keep their own unit in well heeled shoes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

Not really, nobody needed to act at all.

As its nobody's fucking business how a sovereign state does it's business. Taliban made themselves a target by allying themselves to Al Quaeda and given that the Yanks can't operate without retribution ( regardless of who actually takes the ass-whooping, as long as there is an ass-whooping ) then this whole sorry business started.

I'm sure that your intentions about women and oppression are all good and to be commended but you have to be clear that was never, ever the reason for the troops going in. The only reason it started is because Osama holed up there.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

so we should just scrap nato

let everyone just do what they want, pol pot can be an example for all

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)

If they keep making it this easy for you

you're going to lose your edge. I'm concerned about you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

it's a sorry time

nobody has even mentioned the jews yet

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

OH FUCK HE'S STARTING ON THE JEWS NOW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

HERE WE GO

it's on

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

did you mean Israel?

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slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

Just remember you are talking to someone that had to fight

this crap for NATO and the Yanks for 10 years.

And yes, you might as well scrap Nato because it is a useless entity. nato acts where America wants it to. As mentioned above there are much worse regimes in operation today that violate human rights, ignore NATO sanctions and nothing is don. Isreal have been ignoring a multitude of NATO sanctions since the 50's and nothing is ever done yet they have a vile human rights record and are still an occupying nation..

So yes, let people do what they want unless you are prepared to police the world and not just the bits that will improve your economy back home.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

In a place where we already had our asses well and truly kicked

not to mention that they also kicked the Russian Army out too during the 80's

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)

Hang on a sec

The Taliban (a fanatical bunch of extreme religious cunts subjugating the female half of their population, and other ethnic minorities, and imposing their medieval ideology), were harboring the prime suspects to an act of mass-murder and refused to hand them over

The very nature of their regime was repugnant enough to depose it with military force, if that alone isn't reason enough

I'm far from being a neocon right wing type (I have voted Labour in general elections three times), but unlike Iraq, that was seriously good riddance on a legitimate point; except we couldn't slaughter enough of them as they fled

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)

well put

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

Taliban were bad: agree

That lasting good can come from armed conflict: disagree

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

i have in my hand a piece of paper

well done prime minster, hitler won't dare invade poland now

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)

kinda caught betwixt 2 extremes

the taliban and bush

and i dont like either. and both use religion as a tool

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

you said tool

*titter*

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slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

I hope you are not on about Iraq

the second time around because sending us back there was criminal. First time was legitimate and yes, we should have finished the job ten. I was 15 miles from Baghdad and it annoys me to this day. But what has gone on since makes me sickened to have been associated with it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

I could not agree more

Politicians and their games, at the expense of real human life

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

"harboring the prime suspects to an act of mass-murder and refused to hand them over"

For about a week or something before war was declared.

"The very nature of their regime was repugnant enough to depose it with military force, if that alone isn't reason enough"

That would be the regime essentially put in place by the States yeah? Is that the one you mean?

Bin Laden was a great excuse for an action in Afghanistan, it'd been brewing for some time.

www.janes.com/security/international_security/news/jir/jir010315_1_n.shtml

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slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

That regime came about because of the cold war, something I suspect a lot of you are to young to have been there

it wasn't nice living day in day out with the acute threat of nuclear armageddon; but then on I think it get's a little more complicated than pasted links from websites I can't be arsed to click on that might support your view of things

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

I may not be as young as you think old man.

It did not come about because of the cold war, that's a complete cop-out. The US funded and supported the Taliban as a proxy against Russia, and that's why they were in power.

The link is about the fact that there was already a concerted, international as it happens, effort against the Taliban before Sep 11. Russia, India, Iran(!) and the US were supporting the northern alliance against the Taliban. Sep 11 gave certain people in the US the excuse they'd wanted for some time to step in and make some changes they'd been having to pussy foot around up to that point.

Incidentally you're a patronising twat.

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slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

a string of failures caused by lack of suitable equipment

which also lead to a country and being destablized nd a shit heap of civilians killed.

yays all round!

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

Is this a trick?

If I reply does that mean I've joined the army?

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

sleep well

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrr?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

What is it good for

Sorry we've already done this haven't we.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

Yes,

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

I will

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

hello chap

how goes it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

all the better for seeing that post

yourself

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

not at all bad

although i've scared myself, anim's not as ominous as i'd hoped

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

you think :)

with moobs like that

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

Actually...that reminds me

HIGNFY is on

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

i dunno

they make him kinda cuddly, in a fucking get off me kind of way.

*goes off for a reworking.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

needs more "soapy tit wank"

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

huergh

just made me regurgitate (spelling?) a mixture of Stella and honey roasted peanuts

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

I'm scared...........

......no.....SERIOUSLY!!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

moobie moobie moobie woooahahhhaaaarghhh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

This will appear in my head as I stare into the darkness at some point much later

and haunt me

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

As he's thrusting behind you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

Aghaaaa my poor mind!

*squeal like a pig*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

thrust?

fella looks like he'd have a heart attack just thinking about getting a hard on.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

thrust on a truss.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

NSFW

NSFAnyone

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

oh god...

his moobs are the stuff of waking nightmares.

Yes, 'waking'. No 'n'...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

wakig?

wakig!
wakig!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

ah...

one 'n'.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

wnakig!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

*gives up*

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

*takes up*

thanks - just what i needed :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

Would

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

I know RPS is shit, so i animated it :D isn't it a lovely sunset?

Click for bigger (237KB)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

Isn't it Friday?

or did I miss the weekend?

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

details details

I have apple and black berry crumble! with ice cream! (i'll regret eating the ice cream but hey!)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

Eat as much as you can

I'll finish off the leftovers.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

oh there will be no survivors

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

Oh well.

Here's a photo I took and animated too.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

shake it like a ketchup bottle

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

I find slapping the

bottom helps, too.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

you are

eating digital assistants and iced cream? How very rare!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

i'll take that as "i don't want any"

:p
p.s. WHOOSH was the noise that made as it went over my head :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

sorry about that

I did an atomic fart

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

and thats why you need that cement?

to fix the cracks in the walls?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)

doesn't even begin to quench my need for cement

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

i threw my last bag of cement away

it was a giant brick because my shed flooded :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

that's a sad tale

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

one day i'll pave the rain forrest with cement!

mwhahahaha!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

crikey! you confused mad bond villian type of villian!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

Aaaaw an MS sunset:)

lully

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

MS?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

The bad shakey AIDS

*does to hull*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

I thought as much

surely parkinsons would have been a better diagnosesis dr riverghoats

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

Yeah but he has a chatshow

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

true true

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

i think your planet is about to explode

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

there was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom...

marvin the martion quote of the day :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

No it's fantastic, and also enables me to post this:

^Click for biggerization^ (363KB)

^Clicky for bigger^ (246KB)

I was inside the Coati enclosure this morning with a pair of juveniles (born in March), a keeper and a girl on some work experience.

These guys are seriously hard to photograph; they never stop fidgeting or moving! There also wasn't much light in the enclosure, the roof being covered with vines, so I had to go bonkers with the ISO, hence why there's so much grain. Not fond of using a flash gun.

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

Yay badgers!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

o0 o0 24mm and 500mm with 2x teleconvertor

Click for 24mm bigger (23KB)

Click for 500mm bigger (28KB)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

Looks like something out of half life.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

its in Angle south west wales

took me bleeding ages to get there!
(it was also very misty hence the poor quality pictures - well thats the excuse im sticking to)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

island

Is that Thorn Island?
I have been on there and into the fort. It's a very weird place, with a tacky pub and lots of strange things. The owners were selling it at the time, they used it for some kind of holiday adventure place. God knows why as it's miserable.

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FOONLY, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

thats the one!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)

coo.

You must have been standing on the outcrop cliff to take those photos. I remember a telephone line reaching out from there to the island. Must be gone now.
It's got it's own diesel generators, huge underground cisterns and water purification.

Once we got on there we realized the disadvantages of being on a miserable concrete and stone island cut off from the world!

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FOONLY, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

yes i was :)

the line's still there :D but i think its a powerline... rather than telephone
looks a good spot for fishing though :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

I dunno about you, but I wanna go there with a crow bar and an array of weaponry and ammunition that's too heavy for me to humanly carry

and like, twat stuff

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

bearing in mind that it is a FORT...

i doubt you'd actually get in :p
i think there are 5 gun placements around the back (if memory serves me correct)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

yeah well, I'd um...

oh I know

I'd teleport in, innit

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

My 2x teleconvertor on my 400mm is ever so slightly mental

I like those :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

my dad keeps wanting to buy a telescope with a focal lense of 1600mm

only £200 odd too... i think thats a bit OTT myself :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

Sounds like £200 of fun to be honest

You want to check out the cost of some Prime lenses for cameras

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

oh i have! i priced up the 500mm (bearing in mind mine (FD fitment) cost me £43+p&p)

i was like woahwtfjesushittychristontoast! and spluttered tea all over my monitor

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

that's a bit more exciting than the 2 quid mobile phone zoom lens I'm going to get for my crappy old sonyericcsson

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

i want one for my k800i but i can't find one

/haven't looked very hard

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)

found a generic one suitable for k700i

on ye ebay

I'm not expecting the lenses to be any kind of high quality glass though

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

Aw...

like a raccoon that's had his face sharpened.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

*imagines a racoon sharpening device*

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

it's like 3 twitchy animals in one

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

maybe its another top notch shop and its not a real animal at all?

maybe?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

witchcraft you say? WITCHCRAFT!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

They belong to the same family as Raccoons I think

and are cute as hell

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

I've met the Raccoon family.

Lovely people...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

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