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(herman:D, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Two rabbits with erections fucking

a royal head? On Hoth.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

HOTH

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

She wears, Doctor Martens and a heavy cross

but on the inside, she's a Happy Goth.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

*passes a strepcil*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

Haha what?

Crop tool, this is herman - herman, this is Crop tool.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

BANGIN'

NISH
CLISH

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

The massive amount of white space is confusing me a bit

But it is still making me smile a bit.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

bum bum bum bum bum

gay gay gay gay gay

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

One needs to put a donk on it!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

One 'art' please

Bigger (500k): www.b3tards.com/u/f53ece64cd6edccec113/tescovalueguernicabigweb.jpg
Original: umlautampersand.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/guernica.jpg (sorry Pablo)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

Yays:D

Get walrus to colour it in:D

EDIT: Sometimes thread deletion should mean account deletion.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

re: your sig

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post241677

Im still disappointed it didnt happen :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

that would be an awesome challenge!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

That's because it's a shit idea.

The world would hardly change, just bigger pet shops.

THAT'S FUCKING IT, CUNT.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

>:(

But at least the board would be fluffy, and not - thats not art, or lolotics etc...

TWATMITTENS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

I'm in favour of 'How does the internet work?'

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

Oh lots of pictures of hamster wheels and or pulleys and winches, boring

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

LOL A GIANT DOG.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

LOL A GIANT HAMSTER BEHIND THE INTERNETS LOLOLOLOLOLAMO!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

My favourite compo was Design a new mousetrap.

I really liked that one.

edit: vote this one you fag, www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post273184

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

I liked what cockweasle did to my post in that compo

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

I* hated it.

*didn't see it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

LOL HOW WOULD OUR LIVES BE AFFECTED IF FRED DURST HAD ONE EYE A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO THE OTHER ONE?

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

A world without b3ta.....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

More wanking for me.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

"we're" huge?

disgrace

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

sorry what?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

too late

already in my head, can't unsee

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

I was probably drunk when I posted it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

Shit - sorry you fucking cool bastard.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

Yay thanks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

I WAS PROBABLY SMOKING A WEED.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

I dont do drugs, dont be silly

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

MASHED OUT ON ECSTASY PIPES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

got any

Yellow Bentines?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

Jessop jessop jessop

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

nope

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

I SMOKED LIKE 4 WEEDS YESTERDAY.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Do worry. I've sorted it all out for you with one reply!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

Pffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

it would be like those book with a picture of a dinosaur and they put a man next to it to show the scale

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

Hahaha, exactly

Awesome is what it would be

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

no, it would be crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

You slay me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

take a deep breath and think about it

and maybe read this

www.play.com/Books/Books/-/116/173/-/5803580/Homopup/Product.html?searchtype=genre

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

HAhahahahahha, Buy it for me please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

you have monies, you buy it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

I R poor students, no monies here :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

this weeks should be good...

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post277022 :D well i can dream...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

Haha, I already clicked that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

more people need to click that link

and then click "i lick this" button and go wooyay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

ooooh that is good

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

thanks

drawing that horse was a 'mare tho!

(arf!)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

I bet it was

you have done a top job

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

Fuck me.

Is the skin so thin these days?

Thread deleting fucker.

edit:// Sorry. that's a very nice Guernica ( or whichever one it is, I'm not a Picasso fan )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

I posted (what I thought to be) quite a diplomatic reply as well.

What a cunt.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)

concur, just disappeared it did.

There it was . . . gone.

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Araucaria is such a tit, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

I WANNA SEE IT :(

I saw the argument going on, but alas, no more :<

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

Basically, make some new stuff and post your old stuff in that thread. Hardly award winning advice, but keeps everyone happy.

Hang on, that's wrong.

I've won BAFTAs for less.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

Another Pasanonic telling off lost to future generations.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

Au Contraire

www.b3ta.com/board/8852951

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

I was assuming future generations would lose our ability to search through the spazz for deleted threads

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

I plan on living forever

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

and if not I could

always have you mounted and stuffed and keep you in my hall.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

That was my plan

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

you never know.

I might remount you in the future ;)

fucking hell, for such a manly man I'm a terrible flirt with the left-handers on here :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

You are the biggest cock teaser on the internets

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

I should start my own school

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

I plan to learn how to fly

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

Don't be so bloody silly.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

Fame!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

I WANT TO LIVE FOR EVER, I........

fuck. fell for it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

*wakes up*

What? There was a job for the board nazis and I wasn't informed?

*dons moustache*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

Should I shut the fuck up?

It's not like I'm a filesize nazi unless it is huge but I think it is fair to point out when people are pushing other work of the board with old stuff that could just have easily been in an existing thread.
People think I'm a cunt, but I'm just driving for a more considerate b3ta. perhaps I need to brush up on my social skills? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

i read what you said

it was blunt but fair.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

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Araucaria is such a tit, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

^This

and this too

im new so im allowed to cock up

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

It was a valid point, but I think if the attitude is less "OH FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, DON'T COME HERE AND DO THAT" then people listen and don't bitch.

I don't really give a shit about a lot of things, but if I'd had stuff pushed off the page by a repost in a new thread, especially something that is completely unrelated to the competition, I'd be pissed.

It was a perfectly valid point and you have all the rights to mention it, but methinks you just need a quick tickle on the sack just before a rant to stop things going a bit nuclear :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

Oh you young fruit you.

I was positively giving him a reach-around there. That was me in sarcastic, but fluffy mode. You must know I'm much worse when I lose my giggle gland.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

TROMBONE, MOTHERFUCKER.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

Haha, that's my text alert :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

you are a cunt...but you had a bloody good point.

and you wouldn't be you if you weren't a cunt and that'd be crap!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

Nah, your comment was well put

People being polite to /board etiquette is hardly something not to point out

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

eh, who deleted?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

I love the way the delete button doesn't actually work

www.b3ta.com/board/8852951

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

nonce, read the compo terms next time

didn't even noticed it had been compoed

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

You should change your sig!

It's obviously not working!!

:P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

and i was using that thread as an opportunity to whore my post ( b3ta.com/board/8850710 if you missed it). fucker

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

That is indeed ace

duly clicked, Sah.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

thanx

you in notts yourself?

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

Absolutely not :)

Not even in the UK. Don't fancy 2 tickets for you and "de missus", guv? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

nice try - but no, not that i don't like the boosh, just can't be arsed

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

That is awesome, I like how the emporer is like jesus

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

I just saw the picture you linked to.

God DAMN that's worth a click and a half :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

I replied just before the deletion.

and it was along the lines of "That's fucking excellent and I'm sorry I missed it first time round".

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

so you did - thankyou

and i replied to say where did this go - i hope to fuck nobody deletes this thread as well or else i'm going to have to go through all this again...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

If this was my thread, I'd just see that as a challenge.

It would be worth the shouting just to be HILARIOUS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

i was going ot post

and say this is woosome but it disappeared

this is woosome please dont delete it confuses me

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

I was reading it and was going to reply

ho hum

glad my stuff isnt that precious too count - try as i sometime do....

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

Man, that is mental.

Both versions. I like both, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

Wow, thats awesome

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

thanks. i had a crisis of confidence halfway through and thought 'this is awful'. I pressed on though, quite please with it now.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

WHAT A HILARIOUS IMPERSONATION OF A POOR PERSON.

But also well done :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

YES!!!

someone got the Zoidberg reference! :D

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

I try not to miss them :D

Good work on both accounts

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

I got it too but then i got distracted by cunts shouting in another thread and forgot to reply :p

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slight yoinks!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

FITE FITE FITE FITE FITE!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

looks like

made of stone backwards

edit: how rude of me - top arting!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

thnx

made of stone backwards? do you mean cos it's a bit grainy? that happened when i scanned it and it had to adjust the contrast

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

no sorry,

being a music geek - guernica was made of stone played backwards (stone roses) - top tune actually

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

really?

*googles*

so it is!

Edit: That was awful, didn't they just do that to save recording a B-side for the single?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

awful! that's a fucking classic that is!

seriously - give it a few listens - it's a grower...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

i'll give it another chance. call me old fashioned, but i prefer my songs played forwards though! ;)

I Am The Resurrection is my favourite Roses tune.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

This is betterer that picasso

I like his early stuff. You is an arteast

Powderfinger - an old neil young song?

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

*blushes*

no, not an artist, just a half decent forger!

Yep, Neil Young reference, I'm totally gay for him.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

yeah he is the dude

I got just about all his stuff up to 'bout 5 years ago

seen him live he is awesome, esp his grungy geetar stuff

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

SHIT YEAH!

I saw him at Hop Farm festival and he fucking slayed the place. Amazing. Blew everyone else off stage. His guitar sounds like a war.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I was going to that but got married that weekend

- esp as I was brought up close by it would have been good. ho hum

I want his black gibson and a fender amp and a farm so I can play it loud to the cows

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

you could have snuck out in the evening!

"back in a few minutes, darling". It might've worked!

Here's the best photo I managed to get of him tearing it up on 'Old Black': www.flickr.com/photos/21727702@N04/2958684601/

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

Ha ha - we got married in cyprus...

I worked on that hop farm once, when it was a hop farm (Courage I think). my mum still lives nearby. See i remember when it was all fields...

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)

I like this because it is good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

He'd rather boogie than eat . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

Eat ya Har, Monica, or ya aint gittin no spoon.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

I thought he was sucking his sex milk up through a straw

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

This one certainly is . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

sex milk?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

Milk? MILK?!

BOLLOX MORE LIKE!

I'M OFF.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

SEX MILK

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

"What you playin' Son?"

"just some chewin"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)

My name is John McCain and I approve this message

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

Hahahaha

Why am I hearing show tunes?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

Because I am in your desk drawer, singing them

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

LIES!

You are not porn!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

For you baby, I could be...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

Great.

You get the new born baby I'll get the corn on the cob!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

because

that's what Patrick is singing in the original

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

hahaha, this goes well to sex on fire

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

Why are you listening to a cat on helium die?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

Im listening to stevie wonder now, signed sealed delivered

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

"sigh, oh dear, oh bother I'm bored"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

Do something less boring then?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

I was. I was singing my own lyrics to Stevie Wonder songs,

you should try it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)

stevie wonder, he wondered what you look like, stevie wonder, he wondered what you look like.....

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

But you forgot to 'post this message'

so the signing, sealing and delivering were all in vain.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

Oh do pipe down

some of us are avioding doing work

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)

Yeah, like other people apart from you, tart.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

>:(

STOP BEING SO MEAN MR. OH LOOK IVE GOT ANOTHER FP!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)

ENRAGE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

hehehehe!

top hole.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

Reminds me of W C Flids . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

Hahaha this rules all.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

maybe he's got a really bad case of klingons

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

War Pig: Bathchair ridden bazooka wielding bastard!

pork loins

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

HOGS OF WAR!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

I remember that

Still got it some where

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

Ive got it at my real home in a cupboard somewhere

but no console to play it on

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

I have PC version, it was many goods

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

I had ps1, and I only have a xboxies 360 that works now

my ps2 died a death

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)

that is an oddly shaped bathchair,

it looks like well crafted poo

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

PIGTITS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

A . . . BRBWB has been found !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

*glees*

Where have you been hiding?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

i came out of exile on thursday

it's been too long, i only recognise you at the mo*!
I'm scared.

hold me!

*and now the over talented bastard connor aswell.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

~~*fongues*~~
*fondles*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

*coughs*

*waves discreetly*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

fondles

oops means waves! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

'lo Rev!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)

lo pot!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

hellair!

this is looking far more like it now!
Eventide's clearly the time to get in on on the board!
:D

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

Some of the old dayshifters grew up and got proper jobs

It's a sad state of affairs.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)

this little piggy went "woo woo woo" all the way home...

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

heehe

woo! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

He does look like an utter bastard

Without his bazooka, he'd be nothing.
Nothing!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

...

well you don't eat a pig like that all at once!
/punchline

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rogan, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

well hellair!

i demand booze drinking soon chap!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

Health and Safety

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

Free showers ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

Sooo Sooo sorry...

(bonzos, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

i ain't seen a cdc for ages

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

Don't worry

You'r dry spell will sort itself out soon.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

can this be a CDC pearoast thread?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

gogo

PEA

(bonzos, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

I could be.

I'd have to track one down.

EDIT: Does this count?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

Hahaha I remember that, it was my neighbour who made it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

Everybody needs good neighbours!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

We hardley spoke to them, the R2D2 in the video they made was a keg my housemates stole, and our bbq

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEWhrjYg_o

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

Quick! Hide the link!

Spielberg will get 17 movies out of that!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)

I dont care, its not mine :D

It was quite funny to see them making the x-wing in the garden tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

Yes,

but I dont have any

I have animals upon bike tho:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

I wasnt really sure what else to put in the pan, cock frying feminists...

(bonzos, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

What about a real one?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

hush you

with you obscene ways

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

I saw a real one today

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

YAY CDCS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

I read cooks as . . . well . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

I cant spelh

(bonzos, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

That's OK . . . I read it upside/down . . .

I'm upedylexic . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

Am a dyslexic stoner.

(bonzos, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

ashley judd?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

I think its juse some random Femi

(bonzos, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

Oh dear god, its pun monday isnt it!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

Punday...

Just like Satwest..

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Stop it!

Woo!

Have Darth fader....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

Have we had him fronting

Pearl Jam, yet?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

Darth Eddie?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

Heh, have a Tusken Crusader :)

Click for bigger (92KB)

and Woo Mofaha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

Hyaarrr! Hoo hoo hoo!

or something

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

I've had one of those days as well

but ordering a pizza with someone who doesn't speak any English made me realize it wasn't going to get any less surreal

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

I hope they were Italian!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

oh dear

the force is quite strong today

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

The thrusty thing may be quite thingy on of those guys!

hehehe

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

They can not evade it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

That's magic!

sorry

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

*deosn't know where to click*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

I am working on the other side of the river from his house

Debbie has yet to fuck the dog

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

wow

hair

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

Are the fonts that blurry in IE then?

Or whichever browser you're using?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

looks fine to me

FF3 at 1680x1050.

It's probably your low resolution ;-p

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

1280x800

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

The follicles are quicker than the hand !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

in for a penny I suppose...

bindun?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

How do lighthouses have sex?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

Carefully

But they always light up after

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

Yeah

When two lighthouses love each other very much the boy lighthouse puts is bulb in...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

it's messy procedure

involving many a crashed ship and lots of spilt cargo

*successfully avoids seaman joke*

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

She may have been the Admirals daughter

but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

The seaman cleaned the poopdeck everyday

to keep it in good working order

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

They have sex, but no children

Due to the high percentage of dead seamen.

EDIT: damn was that a ninja?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

In a more messy fashion than this

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

Dear god!

Right up the draft excluder!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

popped the garage doors open more like

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

With his extension:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

with the lights on...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

Arf!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

...and off...

...and on...
...and off...
...and on...
...and off...
...and on...
...and off...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

They don't

Their marriage was on the rocks

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

Gahahahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

LOL HAUS

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

HAUS!!!!

I win!

(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

I don't think I fully understand but

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

Pffffffffft

Cameron.....*swoons*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

David?

no thank you. ;)

edit:Cuddy in a school girls outfit, yes!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

That was blatently doctored, that wasnt her body!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

I wish it was aswell, but its obviously not :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

similarly

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new_matt, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

best of all the dwellings

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

Well done!

You speek Germanish.

You are super(*)

Tsk.

(*) exaggeration may apply.

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ARNT YOU A FUNNY ONE

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

DAS CAPITALS

typogrophy lulz :)

(

arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

ROFFLELMAO!!! LOLZ

_{_{alt text lols}}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

Klaus maus hat einen winzigen Penis!

LOL!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

PFFFT LOLS!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

mein ist grosse lange shlange

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

Sie nicht die wahrheit sagen!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

I own that book

adopted it from loads of weird stuff left behind by a previous resident of a flat I rented.

Never really known what to make of it, is it pretty well known then?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

I dont know, I remember my brother reading it at school when he was doing history or something like that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

Hmm. Probably then

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

Its just a cartoon about a nazi maus innit?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

I've only flicked through it

not read it properly, but sort of, it seems to be the story of a Jewish mouse going through the Nazi regime, can't remember if everyone was mice or the Nazis were cats or something similarly cliched

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

Thats probably a more logical explaination

And probably sounds about right, as teh cover has a cat looking creature with a hitler tash

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

iknow of it

seen it around and such.. i mostly know of it because of moushvitz

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

It's a brilliant comic, keep it next to your toilet so you can read it whilst you are pooing

(

Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

Hahah, okay

that seems like quality advice...

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

Darth Waders.

Edit: ever noticed how the bottom of Vader's mask looks like George Lucas' neck?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

*spangs*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

He hasn't thought this through, his cape will still get soaked.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

the drag from the water will pull him under

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

He uses it as a trawl net

to catch fish

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

Good thinking.

Carry on.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

the dirty bugger

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

arf! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

YES!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

now with more Koran

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

hahaha

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

jeez...:D

where's a frying pan when you need one?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

delicious (they say)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

hahahaha!

Top punnery and no mistake.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

haha

spangtacular!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

And on the bandwagon rolls....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

well, this isn't false

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

I saw that link you posted the other day! It was awesome :D I look forward to seeing the finished animation :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

cheers!

it'll be done in no more than a week (i say this because i'm incorporating it into a school project)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

Sweet!

Well I am very anticipatory of it!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

lighthouse

heavyhouse
fighthouse
tighthouse
kitehouse
licehouse
backhouse
latehouse
etc etc etc

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

You have missed much japes today :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

about houses

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

About lighthouses!

Edit:
www.b3ta.com/board/8850988
www.b3ta.com/board/8851178
www.b3ta.com/board/8852337
www.b3ta.com/board/8851153
www.b3ta.com/board/8851223

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

would never have guessed

edit: i like connor's

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

Aye,

it was his joyous pic that started it all :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

books?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

BONDWONGON?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

WANDBAGGINS?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

BIGGINSWAND!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

*vomits*

that's the last thing anyone wants to see

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

*imagines*

*bokes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

OH dear!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

Pfft!

You love it ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

Haha, nice house

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

Stop him!

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corduroybeanpole, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

LOL!

What?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

might be about me posting porn links last night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

you posted porn links

and i MISSED IT?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

yes

look back in my posts

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

But they were fine and well marked!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8849512

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

looks like a new microwave

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

So does this

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

Needs more lens flare,

this one doesn't look new enough.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

Meh

Our existing microwave is pretty scuffy anyway:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

lens flare????

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

Now this one looks slightly too new.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

All lens, no flare:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

Speilberg seemed to use a lot of it in Indy4.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

ooooh

Click for bigger (1400KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

I say old chap.

I wonder how sack cat is doing. I may have to update it ;)

Edit:// this was one of my first ever images on b3ta some 4-5 years ago. I could not figure out photoshop to save my life back then.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

happy cat might pop in tonight

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

and now with potohop?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

I could probably put off

the kidnappers for an hour with a shit doodle ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

doodles are doodles that come out of your noodle

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

I am confused by that table

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

it is in another dimension

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

With voyeuristic intention?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

yes, it has a camera on the underside

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

Then it can see all.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

it is also humping his leg

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

can't be

it's not all well secluded.

EDIT: but it does, apparently, see all.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

Hahaha, damn

mindpiss

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

(

arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

He's just misunderstood, leave him alone.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

spiffing

(

McBadger COW, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

...

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

Ha ha

Right off to play folk music.

(

corduroybeanpole, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

Oh how terrible, we have the same cane, I shall have to go home and change.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

Hahahaha it's a teddybear pattern on his clothes.

I kept seeing it as a piss mark.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

How dare you.

He got that outfit from Savile Row, I'll have you know.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

Winnnnn Stoooorn

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

Ted!! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

OK.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

Ah finest bastwank :)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

Pip pip!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

ramblings

Click for bigger (114KB)

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

That's a neato what now right

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

Response so far has been a little strange..

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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

My shirt a guy on another forum made it.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

*does the frying throat dance*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

I find these Sudoku things confusing.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

*has a bloody nothing*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

and how

(

McBadger COW, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Some time ago I removed all the words from my magnetic poetry set that I didn't understand

and put them on one side. Then I moved house and lost the other words. So now I can only make phrases like this.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Ironically, "jejeune vicissitude" is exactly the feeling you are experiencing - that of being unable to make phrases with words you don't know.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

It's jejune.

Stupid magnetic poetry manufacturers.

(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

This is confusing....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

Understand so don't confusing what's I it about.

Muppet being be fact you the is must a.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

ha Ha ha!

confuse now you more have me!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

nipple stretching flesh!

avast! toilets faling from high been cast assunder flollop queer mortals flalifficate on yonder tendril. a mandril. a ferret. les petites morts.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

OK.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

remember ladies

always clean under your hood

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

fun with forklifts

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

This is a reply.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

Bernini's Ecstasy of St Theresa

Original

It's damned difficult drawing a sculpture! That's why I've left the shafts of light out from behind the angel and St Theresa.

(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

Cracking!

In other news, I smell of Golden Syrup flavour Oatso Simple :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

You've just lost the game.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

I was winning there you bastard!! :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

I don't think the game could ever be won as such

but I liked your effort

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)

congrats

xkcd.com/391/

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

Pfew!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

Why?

I just had some pickled onion monsta much
and half a pack of cadburys fingers :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

yesterdays rost lamb leftovers

home made chips and mushy peas

:D

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

Ive got pork chops, chips and veg for dinner :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

I think I will have pizza for dinner.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

Hmmmm!

I wonder why I might smell of Golden Syrup Oatso Simple?

It may have been that bowl of Golden Syrup Oatso Simple I had earlier. Would that make sense?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

Yes, yes it would

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

stabby stabby

nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

she was a dirty bitch.

I saw her sex tape.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

ooh now this is very good

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McBadger COW, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

something a bit more

in a watercolour fashion.

Click for bigger (392KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

what filters did you use?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

Needs more magenta and cum coming out

_{I like the light reflecting in the hair very much!}

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

Fuuuuck. How long do you usual spend on stuff like this?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

2-3 hours.

It's only tracing after all. I just use the photo to get the shape and value but really once you understand the brushes and blending it gets pretty easy after a while.
As I always say, I profess to no talent, but I do have a fair bit of technique under my belt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

And, also important: time and patience.

I only manage to undertake such a task once every few months.

not that I'm anywhere near as good, nor pretend to be.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

The freehand

concept stuff I'm doing takes me weeks because I can't seem to work on things for more than 30 minutes at a time without getting frustrated or lost. So I just do stuff like this to keep my hand in and watch Gnomon training videos all day to keep me motivated.

Edit:/ This is the best website ever. Go visit now.
www.thegnomonworkshop.com/

Edit 2:// I realise I sound a bit flippant about some of the stuff I do being easy and it is, but mainly because I buy a shitload of tutorial videos, I don't actually use photoshop much and most important I have a Wacom Intuos 3 A4 oversize. A good, pressure sensitive tablet with an airbrush pen is essential for making things quick.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

Cor

I love the eyes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

That's rather excellent

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

niiiice

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McBadger COW, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

incredible

*clickclickclick*

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

This is very very good.

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

filtad!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

nice one sir

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

sorry borrowing space for the QOTW

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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

Eww eww eww eww QOTW. Ewww.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

hahah this dog has a smile exactly like your sock puppet pics

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

Wow

It's like the Google Ads know

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

Ok, thanks.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

Fuckit I think my adblock is broken

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

WOW GRATS ON THIS FP!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

Don't jinx it now!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

Whoopsie

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

Wow

It's amazing the things that get FP'd.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

Ever had one of those days where every song on shuffle is shit?

Edit: do you have a shortcut to '5 cheeses' and 'cock louse' on your desktop?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

I've never seen a google ad

on b3ta and I don't thank you for circumnavigating my advertising circumnavigation.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

erm sorry

ww.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?parent=279682

(fucking weirdos)

*hides*

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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

you forgot a "w"

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

SHIT TELLY ROOM. SHIT ROOM. SHIT SQUARE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING THESE?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

*eats*

WHAT?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)

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