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Sorry, it's crap, I'm bored, it's late, and....oh yeah......I'm drunk...

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Darklord, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

Don't make excuses

It's ace :)

(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

You've been hiding....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

Havnt we all

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Have you? :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Sometimes,

Im planning on playing drinking games for the US election tho, I think that will be fun, if not very knackering considering I have a 9am lecture on the wednesday

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What are the rules?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

I dont know yet, we're thinking everytime obama wins a state do one drink

every time mccain wins one do a different drink.
The logistics havn't been planned properly yet.
Its a work in progress, we have 2 weeks to plan

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Pfft!

Well as one of the original proponents of the Jeff Stelling drinking game, and an avid viewer of American political TV, are you open to suggestions?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

Origional Proponents?

WTF!!!

Suggestions yes please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Do you know the Jeff Stelling Drinking game then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Fuck yes I do, who do you take me for?

Every time Kammy is talking you must be drinking
Shouting off camera
Doom and gloom
Mackeral!
etc...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Awesome!

I just saw this group, which isnt ours: www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=799793879cec2eaa799d50113470b7e0&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fsid%3D799793879cec2eaa799d50113470b7e0%26init%3Dq%26sf%3Dt%26n%3D-1%26q%3DJeff%2BSTelling%26o%3D4%26k%3D200000010&gid=2574635297

That is too crazy! If you are gonna do it every Saturday, but, for the 4th! It may work :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

Im already a member of that group, have been for about a year now

I really wanna do it, but most of my friends dont really

ACtually, not that group, the other one, the real one... www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=799793879cec2eaa799d50113470b7e0&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fsid%3D799793879cec2eaa799d50113470b7e0%26init%3Dq%26sf%3Dt%26n%3D-1%26q%3DJeff%2BSTelling%26o%3D4%26k%3D200000010&gid=2574635297#/group.php?gid=2229158381

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Well if you want,

I can modify the rules.

Edit: And just so you know, they arent the original rules!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Gareth Hookings?

Those rules are pretty similar if not identical to the rules on the other one, only missing out a fair few of them

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

haha

I like the way you assume I was hiding...and not just being too busy

(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Well, no-one who knows b3ta is too busy for

spangs and such!

So yes, you must have been hiding ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

well sadly no

I consist of a life where I spend more time working than I do playing!
So busy bee I am, unlike you! You BUM

(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

I am not a bum,

just rich ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Give me some money rich boy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

LOL!

Unless you are in London, you don't deserve it!

Life is fucking cheap oop noorf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Fuck off is it!

/ac

Im already about £1000 overdrawn and only have £800 left until my next loan.
Getting drunk is expensive :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

haha. I can get drunk on £50

a day with chocolate. What's up with you?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

I can get drunk cheaper then that,

but I have other shit to pay for aswell and the bank will only give me so much money.
£25 is usually enough to get me drunk, but thats on cheap pints (£1.50 tops) and vodka

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

I can get drunk a lot cheaper than that.

I was just being a cunt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Depends on the night, It can be cheaper then that,

one club offers £1 double vodka + mixer and slags in "skool uniform"... cant complain

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

£1 for a slag in school uniform?

do you get to take her home?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

Not unless you buy her one double first, but then you get another slag

so its a vicious circle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

I might drive up and treat you to a beer or alcohol poisoning.

Do you have a decent hotel in the area with secure parking?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

haha, come to the sheffield bash

b3ta.com/calendar/event/16526

Theres always hotels about, I dont know about parking mind
I cant afford a car :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

I shall keep it

in mind. I have to be careful about promising to go to bashes with lots of other people because there are individuals whom I will punch and I'm not one to spoil a party.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

Theres only 8/9 people signed up for that one

And ive never been to a bash before,
So you'll more then likely punch me :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

really. You have to do a lot of groundwork to deserve

my earnest wrath ( as opposed to me just vaguely saying I'd wrassle you to the floor given half the chance. If I've made my mind up that someone is going to get a fucking I don't really want witnesses ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

Haha,

Fair enough :P
I'd probably just get a little drunk and make a twat out of myself at a bash anyway :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

You lot are crazy!

I am currently pissed and it cost me nothing!

Gob bless house sitting :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

I have no houses to sit on :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

i'm living with my parents again

so i keep drinking my dad's beer. or drink at work

i'm always pissed for free

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

Sooooo

You can be a rich bum

(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

oi.

I think you will find that that is my profession and I'll be doing the hiring.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Hiring, ey?

and what will be in the job description? I'm interested...

(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Stop making things difficult for me.

It's hard enough to be an international playboy on a budget who has to actually go into work 4 months a year, without hangers on making it more difficult ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Sheesh...

You could have just said 'We'll get back to you'
I know where my hard work isn't wanted :(

(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

what skills do you have and

would you be prepared to give a five knuckle shuffle to a rottweiler?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

nowayy

I'd rather work at Primark

(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

sigh.

Staff are useless these days. you'd think 25k for being the PA to a drunk was a good job, live-in, all you have to do is wank the goddamn dog once in a while.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

Just for the comedy value

I'd love it if she started a charity Boycotting the Leg! :)

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Darklord, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I want to see this :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

I may be drunk

but I can spot post deletion when i don't see it ( any more )

Edit:// Ok I am very drunk and this is a completely different thread.

Bugger.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

haha

aww :)

(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

LOLS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

In the spirit of the original (and total crap)

Materials & Process: Architectural Supply catalogue, Black Sharpie, Scanner

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tubaman, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

But did you do it without Photoshop or paint,

or GIMP or Paint.net or whatever you used.

IT ISNT FUCKING REAL LIFE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

YES.

He fucking did.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

he did fucking, yes?

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

No he fucking didn't!

He put a fucking marker onto a catalogue. THAT IS NOT FUCKING REAL LIFE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

"Using anything but the arts package on your computer, recreate some real-world art using everyday objects. Examples: melt some clocks in the oven to do some Dali, or shape the Venus de Milo out of mashed potato. Anything is possible."

1. ANYTHING but the arts package on your computer.
2. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

It fits in with the compo :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

i fit with the compo

damn aneurysms.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

Hahahah!

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

I WILL KILL YOU!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

^THIS IS THE SOUND OF REDSUSHI ADMITTING DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF CLANSOUL.

Savour the moment, everybody, I doubt it'll happen again!
:D

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

Pfft!

You make me laugh.

If I were to accept defeat at the hand of semantics I would be as bad as the rest of you!

FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE PASANONIC-CHU!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

WE'RE ALL DOOMED AT THE HANDS OF A STUBBORN GINGER CNUT!

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Fuck off you long haired piece of shit!

I am not ginger. Not that that is a bad thing, I just am not. You however, have a face that makes me boke.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

I was referring to Pastasauceic.

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

I might draw a picture very badly and claim its a recreation of some artist

they will never know....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

Ah, but the compo TITLE says:

"recreate a famous work of art"
It has to be famous ;]

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

Well my recreation of it may differ from the origional slightly, in my own style

you get me?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

Aye.

Have you entered anything so far?

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

Fuck no, I cant draw for shit, or have a scanner or any means to get my "art" onto the webs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Can I use

the art package on a friend's computer?

/irritating, unfunny pedant blog

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

That's a good point. :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

Why thank you!

*zips up*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

The compo says nothing about real life.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

it's all in the subext, man.

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arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

B3ta:

Now includes "Reading-between-the-lines"!

...5. Profit?

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

Everything is real life.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

THIS ISNT REAL LIFE, ITS THE INTERNETS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

INTERNETS IS REAL! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

Fuck off is it!

You're all bots or something like that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

How about a nice game of...

chess?

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGH!!!!!

Battle chess?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

ARGHHH!!!

Wasn't the rook a giant rock transformer in that?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Yeah they all turned into shit and moved about,

But whenever a piece went into battle against me, I hoped it would win, even thought I knew it wouldnt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

I AM NOT A BOT!

I AM A NUMBER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

number 8, belch

number 8, belch
number 8, belch
number 8, belch

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

Been done.

Really.

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Curis, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Thank you :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

sorry - my error

didn't see that when I went through the other entries.

(but Duchamp did just pick a random urinal from a catalogue and have someone write R. Mutt on (them.)

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tubaman, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

BUTT JERK :)

Duchamp has done a lot better.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

damnit. i had the same idea.

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d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

One of my experiments...

ignore the fact that it animates, that's just to get past the board rules, I wanted it to be a GIF to get nice solid colours and no JPEG artifacts, but the point is how it looks, not what it does.
*edit* Slightly better JPEG version if you fancy it for a wallpaper altho actually I really like the GIF noise...

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..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

if you stare long enough

it animates just a little bit

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

that one long winded sentance

tis rather lully.

where is it?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

Were you up the tower

at point of click?

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

A nuclear bomb going off just outside Blackpool.

As seen from the tower.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

damnit

missed again

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

That's gorgeous :D

Did you use accented edges?

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Entirely filters from an original pic and a few hours casual playing around on n off whilst watching Sci-Fi movies

different areas have been treated different ways with many fiddlings with layers and colour channels and such, done purely for pretty.

I was aiming for that sorta 'internal glow' Tron ish look, like obviously electronic but none the less artistically pleasing.

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..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

Great stuff :D

I love filtering.
One of my recent ones includes:

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

Oooh lovely! :D

Love the background!

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..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Thanks :]

I forgot where I got the original starfield from, but I blurred it, coloured it and used accented edges (the thinnest setting) over and over.
It makes nice web-contour things :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

I love discoveries like that,

simple processes that produce fine detail.

I must have a proper play with tiling at some point.

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..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

oh Wil. You could have use

click for mahoosive like I do.
Don't make me spank you, I've been on everyone's ass today.

Edit:/ Where are my manners. that's stunning.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Technically, I done no wrong, mate, I just wanted it to be as pretty on here as it was at my end,

and you just gave me two great feed lines I ain't gonna rise to! ;)

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..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

you don;t need to click mine to make it mahoosive

I never have to make you.. in fact you pay me..

job done for you.

I expect my cheque to be posted forthwith!

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

bah. You've

been no fun recently ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

It appeared to animate simply loading

is it very vast, I am a wealthy Safari user without the capacity to check such things

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

222.35 :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

a photo with filters applied,

ive never seen that before...

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

You miserable.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

Your name serves you well!

COCK OFF AND DONATE DICKHEAD!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

don't come to b3ta much then do you?

Mr notascleverashethinksheisandsoontolookalotsillierifhewantstoenterabattleofwitswithme

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

Is a battle of wits like battleships?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

I have no idea.

It rarely gets to the preliminaries in my exerience;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

G6!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

you sunk my

medulla oblongata :(

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

do you slap each other with dictionaries at the start of a battle of wits?

if so I'm in.

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arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

Bah.

You really must appear a little better armoured if I'm to take you as a serious opponent ;)

( don't push me on this tonight, I'm fucking rotten drunk and might just upset my fans by having a refusal at the first ) ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

I recognise that place!

Where is it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8853588

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Is that the view from teh tower then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

Apparently not.

Looked like to me though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

Original:

www.flickr.com/photos/belrobplace/2434016326/sizes/l/ rather nice in itself actually...

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..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

Wow, just wow

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

That is

very very nice.

Is there a bigger version I an download and use as my desktop?

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littlefish I like cheese, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

Kinda the point of posting it this big was not having to compromise the finer detail by resizing it,

so this is it basically.

I can make a super-huge no-compression tiff or jpeg if you like? *edit* have, see above...

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..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

That's really good

I like the way bits of it look realistic but obviously not.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Heather's been (s)hopping.

edit:Bed g'night!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

ronseal

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

She may have crap legs.

but her tits aint so bad!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

I was lead to believe

the entire left half of her body was prosthetic.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Well you have been led to believe wrong!

Her top half is fucking A.

Her bottom half is for parts.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

but that

voice...

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

you are not much in the company

of a decent woman then? Because trust me, she's more than a bit rough, even if she had 3 legs.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

Rofl.

She is a fucking harpee.

But having met her, and knowing her, even for a short while, she isn't quite as bad as people make her out to be. But she is still a cunt.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

And a staunch Labour supporter I would imagine

with all that leaning to the left.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

thats michael jackson.

they both molest kids though.

100% fact vv

www.sublimefaxtp.com/milja/

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

ITS ON THE INTERNET! IT MUST BE TRUE! LOLS!

Your link is shite ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

I fixted it

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

I hear they're detatchable too

potatohead sexytimes

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

'shop it.

didn't somebody do a song called detachable penis?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

If only I had potatoshop

i lost it since i got a new pc... and balls to paying for it.

/torrents taking long blog

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

I'm fucked off with my computer.

Just got a new monitor for dual display. photoshop doesn't like it. and wont show the image on the second screen :(

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

i love my dual display

It brings me joy and pleasure

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

*envies*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

make sure that your

gpu is set to show the second screen as extra screen estate ( ie, stretched to screen 2 and not cloned on screen 2 ) make them both the same resolution.
Then when you open tatty shop on screen 1 you should be able to drag the image ( or whole program ) between screens ( left or right depending on your setup. It's the simplest thing with either Nvidia or ATI cards and I'd be happy to walk you through it from driver setup ( but I am uncommonly drunk right now so would prefer tomorrow )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

How can you say her tits aint bad?! They're heading south not outwards...and hardly a handfull...
You have bad taste, sir.

(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

I'm really jealous

She's one of the few people that can actually shoplift successfully
from those shoe shops where they only put one shoe on the
rack outside.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

ROFL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

they're on to her though, now

all right shoes have the anti-theft tags on them.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

i thought

they just put left ones outside these days to wind her up

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

I agree with her tee shirt

but wouldn't even shrug if someone suddenly swung an ice pick into her forehead from the left

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

What if it was a giant dildo?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

It would have to be a giant magenta dildo for me to shrug

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

Ready, steady...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

he looks like a giant testicle

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

HE ISNT EVEN A CHEF! HE IS AN ACTOR WHO CAN COOK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

HE IS'NT EVEN AN ACTOR

CAN HE COOK?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

LOLNOTHING!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

do you have the original?

i can't work out what you've shopped (seriously do you have the original I want to shop his head)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

It was this..

www.rethink.org/images/c_col/853_Ainsley.JPG

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

~~shop~~ axe

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

tooo small :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

Black sausage

etc etc...

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

prick with fork?

lol where is that ~~remost~~repost kittyvomit?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

Made the front page

I think?

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

haha

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

there u go

www.kitchenrat.com/2008/01/a-picture-speaks-a-thousand-wo-1.html

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

Oh weally?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

Shopped pics only please!

I do love Wossy! Particularly last Fridays show :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Yarr... I'm bored

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SolidGoldChimp, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

You are 1 month and 1 day too late!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

haha, you're being a right bastard this evening

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

I am :D

I don't want Pasanonic to be the only hated person ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

not hated :(

just misunderstood and maybe looking for attention and succour?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

*kicks in the cunt*

i love you!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

haha.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

Fuck off ginge ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

oh, at what point did you become my fucking friend

enough so you can start abusing me like you know me bitch?

( was it yesterday? I'm hazy about yesterday)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I do love you Pasa :D

Do you remember our footie thread?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

Yes.

It was great until you all fucked off and left me talking to myself.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

Oh fuck off ginge ;)

That was a fucking awesome thread though! I havent had so much fun in ages!

LOLTOTTENHAM!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

LOLSPURS!

The bastards spoiled my joke about the difference between them and a toothpick as they actually do have 2 points now ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

They are GOING DOOWWWWNNNN

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

quicker than

a Bangkok whore.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!

~~Bangkok whore~~ woman in Cardiff.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

Their demise reminds me of that other almost big club, Leeds

who threatened great things over the years, but ultimately amounted to fuck all; and got their final call

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

Their demise was one season of success.

They thought that would work every season.

Northern Cunts ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

I'll knock you into next week

you shandy drinking southern twat if you don't make some distinction, in the future, between normal Northern cunts and those sheep shagging inbred Neanderthals over the Pennines.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

Yo Spurs fans, expect more exciting headlines such as this:

www.leedsunited.com/page/LatestNewsDetail/0,,10273~1422916,00.html

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

My mate Dave Moscardini

runs the Leeds United fanclub. I've seen him through all the highs and lows. We don't talk much during open season ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

Haha

He must literally scream "Praise the lord," with stuff like: "an Westlake has returned to Leeds United after the club were unable to agree terms with Cheltenham Town to extend his stay at Whaddon Road"

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

Leeds just got ahead of themselves

and mortgaged their future for success today. They sadly never had the assets or the guarantee of the years of European money they borrowed against and are lucky to be alive today.
Newcastle fans are begging the club to do exactly the same for them. The thick Geordie cunts would rather see their team challenge one season for the title and go bankrupt than actually have a board that manages the club properly and diligently. ( Not that mike Ashley is not a man who was always looking to spend little and recoup it 3 times over in a short turnaround, but the crunch has landed on his arse too now )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

I seem to recall returning from Newcastle back in the 90's

having lost 2-1 to them and commenting 'that's a club going places'

How wrong I was; just like Leeds, and now apparently Spurs, and good riddance at the end of the day, I find the premiership far more entertaining with exciting fresh blood who might actually pull off things like Hull than stale ego-trips like the latter

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

I'm reading Jahled

but I'm a bit drunk and barely keeping up with the top of the page. Let alone these down here.

Can you send me some hi-res parrots and or paradise birds to paint please mister?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

Easily arranged tomorrow from work

gaz me email, have this for the time being I took this afternoon:

Click for bigger (259KB)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

cheers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

Well they have had 2 points for a while!

Just substitute toothpick for triangle :D

And when they ruin it in a months time, use square.

Then Pentagon....

....Hexagon.....

....you see where this is going :)

But please dont ask me what to use if they get 12 points :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

haha

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

not going to happen for a long time

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

he's a big boy, he can handle the honor himself

now fluff up a bit and tell me about your day

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

Well, I had a walk in the woods with the dog I am looking

after, and I saw an awesome program about animals in the womb.

SHARKS LOVE GANGBANGS! FACT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

by the way, a reflective log is the result of taking a shit after drinking windex

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

HA!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

LOL!

Cunt ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

now i wish i posted more often

so this would have a chance to be my random quote on /stats

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

I don't hate anyone

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

well okay maybe that guy i buried in the garden

but he did ~~still~~ steal the flake out of my ice cream

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

You mean steal ;)

I Love You SkUG! :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

yes eye did

brains knot woking todaye

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

Neither do I.

I realise that the interwebs aren't real :D

But there are people here who I fucking love!

Like Cluck for example!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

YARGHHH

there be jesus juice here yarghh!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

McJoker

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

This sucks penis!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

cesar romero

is the joker to me :-)

He probably liked a bit of cock though.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

AYe, he was the king.

Until Heath Ledger. I don't want to sound like a neologist.

But Heath Ledgers portrayal is the only one that has even come close to the fear I felt the first time I read the arkham comics.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

he was very good as the joker.

but the film was fucked by the constant propagandist shite whenever batman was on screen.

"but batman, where are your morals? (and what the fuck is wrong with your voice you dick, have a Strepsil) how can you justify tapping everyone's phone in Gotham just to catch the Joker??? You crazy?!"

"all for the greater good. he's a terrorist. it's fine, human rights don't mean shit, remember that kids. catch terrorists first, basic human rights to privacy second."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

Heath ledger was

an absolute awesome piece of beauty swimming in a sea of shite.

Click for bigger (369KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

I concur with what Dbroon said,

and I want you to make this into an A4 piece so I can use up my spare frame!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'd have to revisit the original

PSD and completely rework the background ( which is at least 8 layers ) but I'll put it on the to-do list.
edit:/ or you could just crop the sides off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

Hey pasanonic you fucking cunt, do you still have me on ignore?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

Bangity bang bang

It's subtle yet effective...

Smell the flag.

(Stevros, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

I recognise that bang!

*fails to find picture*
*cries*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

Cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

:o)

I see you smelled the flag!

(Stevros, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

Great with lasagne or chili con carne

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

Quick

kill it before it breeds :-)

Wooyay

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

This joke only works in Cardiff!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

Oooohhh can I have it in a tray

with some

sauce. TA!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

I have some bad news...

Clansoul taught me a new thing!

with that i'm off, bye!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

This bothers me.

Well done!

(Stevros, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Clansoul taught you

clone tool? Say it ain't so. That oxygen thief has all the ability of a thalidomide in a vacuum.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

haha

you have a way with words that never fails to make me tingle.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

*fwaps*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

Haha, an almighty ^this.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

I should be on the stage!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

Life is, after all, a cabaret, old chum.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

cabernet?

don't mind if I do. I'm nearly out of beer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

it's a schoolnight

I'm off to my kip, no beer or humourous minelli-esque misunderstandings for me tonight.

nighto.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

night chap.

schlaf gut

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

If ClanSoul taught you anything,

it is either wrong, shit, Scene or Secretly emo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

aren't "Scene" and "Secretly emo" one and the same?

or am I focussing my hatred too much?

Edit: incidentally, that video you posted earlier freaked all fuck out of me... the one with the unnecessary subtitles. I didn't reply, because I was speechless in a bad way.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

PRIMORDIAL DWARVES FOR THE WIN! \o/

Do you wanna see more of them? I can show you one that will make you cry....

You are right, but if there were only 2 s's, the alliteration wouldnt have been so awesome :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

ddls

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

I love your colour choices.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

~~r colour choices.~~

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

Hello old bean

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

Alright you old fecker ;)

What been the score tonight?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

I'm trying to keep a low profile. I think I've upset a few people today

but there is room for a couple more if there are any cunts left not on my ignore list.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What have you done now ginge?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

don't know.

some geezer came and posted an image that might have contained something if I could see the tiny thing. Then he compo'd it in a new thread. He's been here 5 years you know. I had no right to try and point out his errors. Tsk. I'm such an arse some days.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

Now there's no full stop.

YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

/Giles Coren

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

GRAMMARLOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

yessss!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

sometimes i wish my tablet worked how yours does

(i mean presseures senstitive n all that)
woo :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

what tablet isnt pressure sensitive ?

other than the scottish kind you put in your mouth

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

i mean i can never quite set it up right

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

in what way ?

i just use a small basic brush.

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

suppose i best install some software first

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

tell me what tablet you have

what software you are using and I'll make you a watercolour brush set.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

wacom something or other

and at the moment i paint shop pro 7 - lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

mine has failed to be pressure sensitive

since i moved to Vista. *grumbles*
it really is an arse without it.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

update your

drivers woman and stop being such a girl ;) ( Vista's own tablet PC stuff is supposed to take care of that but if it does not just chase the tablet maker for a vista driver )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

i've tried!

it just laughs at me.
my fault for buying a £20 tablet from a supermarket.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

oh pish. Send me details

of the offending article in a gaz and let me see what i can do tomorrow when sober.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

currently it's in the bottom of a crate

where i threw it in a sulk last time i tried to use it. I shall dig it out and snitch on it tomorrow.

also: today i had utter wordfail and tried to call someone a hamtoucher, but managed to come out with 'jamcatcher'. Now it is stuck in my head.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

I thoroughly endorse your new

word "Jamcatcher" and I will help propagate it's future use.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

sounds sucky

i'm guessing you have tried pissing around with drivers. sometimes you can lose all pressure sensitivity in photoshop for some reason. and you need to go into window/brushes/shape dynamics and set it manually

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

i can find

"Size jitter" but that doesn't seem to be right...
it's not that big a deal. i make about one picture a year anyway, and i'm not very good even then.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

yeah size jitter controlled by pen pressure.

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

I will hug you!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

tramp.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

True

I get too hungry for dinner at eight and don't bother with people I hate.
Nor do I like crap games.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ohh, tell me more.

I may be considering a union ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

Well

I won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

sold!

( I have been told my version of that and other Frank tunes is very good for a drunk bloke in the pub )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

Oh lordy

I bet you do "The green, green grass of home" too!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

Not so keen on Tom choons

but have tried a few when very drunk.

I had my wife in tears ( of joy, you bastards ) when I sang 'Lucky Man' for her in front of all my friends and family in the pub ( by the Verve )

Apparently my Neil Diamond is perfect, especially when doing "I am I said"

I'm most happy singing 'Mack the knife' in no particular style but mine.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

talented bastard!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

Why, God, whyurrrgh!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Ha ha

Lovely. Extra clickety for alt text.

A++++ Would click again.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

hahahahaha

Yes, extra woo for the alt text!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuffff

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

tsk. Some dogs

just are not that unrefined.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

hey!

that's great, have a

WYH

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lord bofingham, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

Thanks Yous

one of the few things I've made which I consider actually decent!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

It's actually very great.

And I regret not saying so when i saw it first.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

huzzah!

thanks!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

needs more rockets

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

i'd love to know the story behind that fellow's night.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

ha ha!

Two clicks from me!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

Hahahaha

The traffic cone is a nice touch.
Odd that I see no diced carrots though.
*click*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

Today, I did this.

CFB
What did you guys do?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

had a wank.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

I was just about to type that!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

I was just about to have a wank...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

I had one earlier.

Like I just said!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

I was having a wank but stopped to type this

edit : they started again to type the edit with one hand.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

CFB on this pic then had a wank

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

yep

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

Sprayed the mirror with a different kind of fluid eh?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

hahahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

aye

and then ironed and had some early afternoon pintage

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

Stabbed emos, mostly.

Edit:
Also this

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

E.T

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

T.U.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

B.R.U.T.E.?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

T.B.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

V.D.

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

N.S.U

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

N.W.A.

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

T.C.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

M.O.T.

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

P.T.A.

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

p.e.t.a.

people eating tasty animals

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

they do ask for it

fluff must pay! release the tasty flesh beneath!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

C.L.U.E.D.O.

Brute in the drawing room with the V.D.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

Y.M.C.A.

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Y.M.S.A.

(~~christian~~ satanic)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

You're So Big!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

By counting the wrinkles . . .

I would guess between 23 and 25 years of age . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

Did you remember to count his bumwrinkles?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

what an awful mental picture

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

thats very

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

phaa

its supposed to be photoshopped

(AnthT, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

I cut my thumb

not so serious

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

Now might be a good time in your life to become a Buddhist :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

Today I helped my granddad cut down a tree

and then burn it. Then we drank tea and rejoyced.

It was fun.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

I stayed in bed all day watching Ghost Whisperer.

I am jealous of your bracelet D:
Also: I like your necklace.
Also also: AIM!

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

just admit it..you were staring at the tits.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

I got a lovely eyeful of them, yes.

;]

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

Hahahah

one minute.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

Alrighty :3

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

You're cleaning that up you realise!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

I did!

It was easy to clean. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

and that filthy lightswitch

you can remove the faceplate so you don't risk electrocution

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

Ummmm....."When Mirrors ATTACK?"

That's the caption I have in my head anyway.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

I certainly didn't do that . . . where does it hurt the most ?

I was too busy out shopping . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

didn't talk to my brother, as he is a lazy dick head

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

I can't see the gin or coathanger

but that'll learn you to not use condoms young lady!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

Received Feedback

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

Alas t'was only a merit

Yet I miss the days of Alphabetical ordering of one's own well done project.

(Edit: My gracious thanks too)

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

Banged my head repeatedly on my desk until I passed out.

Edit: oh and this morning I found an email from ebay informing me that last night I had apparently bought a robot wars DVD box set for £8. I don't remember ordering it but to be honest I'm quite pleased.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

this morning i coughed so hard that everything went red and i nearly fell over

urgh stupid chest infection *coughs up lung*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

had a minor chest infection last week

had to leave off the drink for about a 10 days, surely the worst part of man flu?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

last time the doctor said "if it doesn't get any better - call an ambulance"

oh gee thats confidence for you...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

This:

It's an experiment in vectorising pics for possible tattoos

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..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

i see a lady bum

(i hope) woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

Frayed Knot

www.flickr.com/photos/ziliasfotos/317054752/

but I find it interesting that you apparently can't tell the sex of the original model anymore, not something I'd considered, but I would consider that a plus!

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..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

oh i thought that was a side boob

oh well

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

One of Family Guy's better moments,

and a definite plus for the English language! ;)

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..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

i think i coined that phrase from scrubs

i think..

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Ah,

well, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, one or all of them...

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..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

STRIPEY WOMAN IS RUNNING

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

Futurist Zebra

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

what the fuck was it?

I can see the idea producing some rather interesting images.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

Zebra Puke?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

From a distance . . . it looks like . . .

Granny putting on her gurdle . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

Oooooh

Cool.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

nicely

but not as a tattoo, no

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

Mind if I borrow your clothes?

Im making a halloween costume and need some white cloth.

Oh wait, you got ketchup all over it.
Silly you

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

I just read your name as Procastrate owls!

ow my brain

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

Go dyslexia!

Best of all the lexias

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

Well...

1) Wrote a blog post about Symbols and Elements
2) Posted to a mailing list about merging two experimental branches.
3) Made a small python/pymol script to create atoms near NH bonds.
4) Read up about eclipse's IProgressMonitor
5) Did the inventory
6) Posted again about more changes to the branch that isn't mine.

Phew! now I'm going to bed. :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

all i could make out there was

Made a small python... going to bed

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

I went to work and coughed over people and nearly fell up the stairs again

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

i just saw this and thought of you

gustavgustafsson.com/projects/boys/002.jpg

as for my day. i ate some chocolate digestives

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

Hahahahah

:D

Yummy. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

watched Sister Kittyvomit have a wank

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

Today I have mainly been making puns.

Where did you cut?

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

Oh, I didn't cut myself.

The body's already gone.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Hurrah!

Nice job. Don't forget the shovel, lime and Joe Pesci.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Not to be confused with Joe Pasquale.

Who wouldn't have worked in Goodfellas because he actually isn't any kind of funny.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

ahh i'm glad you pointed that out

this makes alot more sense now - oops

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

Ha ha ha

Best response ever.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

I try

I try....

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

PLayed xbox and avoided work

also watched zombie strippers, its terrible

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

How can that be possible!?

Zombies+Strippers surely = ultimate win?

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

you'd think, theres funny bits, and jenna jameson

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

I'm thinking

Troma?

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

Whasisname from the thingummy films is ok

and the zombie strippers themselves are entertaining

but the unneccessary crappy love story it centres around is shit

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

Yeah theres needless nudity, like at the end

where the fit army girl gets her top pulled off for no real reason, and where one of the dudes keeps punching a zombie in the chest and all the innards fall out.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

saw that on the shelf in tesco today

thought it might be a bit naff - can't be too hardcore if it's within, say, 20 feet of children's haloween outfits

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

Na its not, its just decomposing tits,

and a few ~~real~~ tits that arnt dead

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

* Closes

Torrent Client *

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

haha, YOU!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

good gore indeed Ms kk!

today I did at least somethings productive at work, then tidied the flat a bit this evening. meant to get a haircut but did washing up/other useful things instead

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

1. woke up this morning

2. found myself alone
3. got out of bed
4. got downstairs
5. there she was
6. toats!

/blues blog

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

that's nothing

woke up this morning
my toats was gone,
my toats gone left me
no more toats.

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

That's deep, man

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

"didnt you feel

scared finding yourself alone with your lovely self... all in this big house and with that frilly neglect on?
why one could practically do anything and no one would know."
pepe le pue
.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

roffle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Drew a Guernica

of sorts. See below. :)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

I drew (am drawing) the inside of a perspex space station to A3.

Drawing the aliums is taking forever and the perspective is even more confusing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

you're rubbish at spreading jam then? (or jelly,whatever)

i went college,then did extra time at work.

supoirb.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

REDRUMN! REDRUM!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

underwater thing

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

oh no

tiger worm has broken the port hole on his fantastic voyage

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

Scuba duba dooooooo . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

mustant orange + biros + worm = wooyay!

Wooyay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

This is so beautiful

I have decided to get my crayons out again.

this will be actual size. ( Or bigger, I may just go mental )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

I enjoy someone else doing things i imagine doing myself and seeing the results

Yay!
(did you ever finish my headache arty one? :p)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

No mate.

I could not get a clean inking done and then I kinda, forgot. :( Sorry. If you pester me I'll do it some time.

edit do you want the inking I have done of this ( in huge ) so you may put your imaginings on canvas?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

no worries

i'll darw someomore woneday
spell check broken

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

ahh I didnt get the chance to thank you for that picture of me

I put it in my profile to make less impressive people feel intimidated by my radiant good looks.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

You thanked me in private.

That's fine for me fella.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

Oh hell yes :D

I am looking forward to it!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

fix your scanner

you nobber ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

Merkin Gothic

Couldn't be arsed with any colouring in, either.
Ingredients: 2 dolls, paper, blu-tac, marker pen, fork.

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

my first thought

was Mills and Mccartney

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Haha :D

Good stuff

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Looking much better too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

I was waitin' for this one to come up.

Good one.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

haha

very good

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

proper job!

ooh ahh!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

haha.

Norfolk wacky races. Who'da thunk that would work?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

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Mod Edit, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

i'd shag her everywhere

but i may get gingervitus

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

I'm typing this with one hand

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

I'm typing this with

one teste

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

you won't believe the things it can do

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

mongwand!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Wangmond!

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

Hahahahahah!

Send this to emvee!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

would

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

^this

twice in the face

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

Did you have to make the knickers THAT big?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

They are trés sexy.

N'est pas?

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Mod Edit, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

Is she fifty foot tall ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

Lion-Oh Dear: Pyromaniac Big Cat with severe head wound!

yes.....i are still bored.

pride

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Tis only a flesh wound!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

3 posts in a day

(to my count)

you ARE bored

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

oh noes!

that's a great tag by the way

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

^this^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

Lovely

Better than watching sharks shagging on Channel 4.

pride

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

*turns over*

wheyyyyyyy

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

hahahaha

love it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

That man's spaghetti

appears near to escape. Will no-one warn him?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

mmm

Brains

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

the more I stare at that brain the more I want one like that :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

Light'm up !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

Hahaha

That is most excellent :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

that brain makes me feel ill

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

If you are really bored

check out my profile and contribute :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

too. many. words.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

ok i'll shorten it

www.SkUG.co.uk - draw your version :D (please - if your bored that is)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

without a please or thank you in sight?

not likely you rapscallion!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

you missed my ninja edit :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

LIES!

No gruel for you tonight, off to bed with nary but a slap on the back of the legs!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

oh noes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

yes!

i like these wounded animals you have been making.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

even hideousely disgiured

your images still look lully

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

What do you mean Miss?

Can any b3tans outside the uk check that they can see this clip please
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGBxpYbBdQ
I've had an Email saying it's been taken down/blocked in the US :O

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

hahahahaha

Thats how i felt when I was with my ex

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

works fine here

:-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

yes, but you're in the UK

you twat

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

I thought you were

you numpty

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

Hahahahahaha

I fucking love you Chris :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

I might be back off to Whipsnade in a week or so, depending on the weather. I'll wear my best tree climbing boots and panda stealing rucksack :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)

Ah cool, enjoy!

and this reminds me to all the talented bastards like you, I was on the phone to www.bapla.org this afternoon; they are releasing their pricing guidelines for images used in publication second week of November, after the last .pdf document from 2001. This is industry standard folks, so if you have your work pinched by the newspapers, you can be armed with something more up to date to ask for payment from them

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

smart, post it up when it appears

and make sure Archie has a copy, I'm sure he'd like to wave it around a bit :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

Will do ;)

I obviously need it for work, but have been surprised over the last few years that some b3tan's who have their work nicked all the time weren't aware of the guidelines in the first place

It's good ammunition to have to quote from accurately when demanding payment from newspaper editors for stuff they've pinched and published from you

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

it's rare that the nicked pictures don't contain nicked content themselves.

But I suppose we can use that site to pay for the commercial rights to use the sources?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

Ooh, excellent!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

I love your picture

edit : this is madness I cant write a book.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

Look mate,

you can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

hahahahahahaha I really need to watch it again now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

I'm in the North

Does that still count as UK?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

we nort'ners don du business

wit u sut-eur-nrs

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)

Really?! Well that an achievement!

What you need to do is host the file and get us all to upload it onto youloob!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

on to redtube

or youporn

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

yes

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

*glees*

I did love that video :3

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

I don't know if you gathered...

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)

I caught your comment yes

You really can't stick with one username can you? ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

Hahah, that was when I was Psych Warlord.

That one was taken and so was HawkLord...
So yeah.
I keep meaning to make a clansoul one but I never use this one for videos anyway, so I don't see the point.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

if its happening online, it means it is happening in real life

he has multiple personalities

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

MENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

NICE PLUMP MENTAL

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

yes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Don't joke about such things.

I have multiple personality disorder and we've never been happier.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

I can see it here in Cape Town

but I don't think Cape Town is in the USA.
*checks outside, sees Table Mountain*
I can confirm. I am definitely not in the USA.
*Looks at picture*
*waves private parts at your Auntie*
RUN AWAY!
RUN AWAY!
RUN AWAY!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

count your blessings

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

I do :)

Besides, there is far too much little fluffy wildlife here that wouldn't be safe.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

I'm sorry I have a cold - toast

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

phew, it's a good job nobody hates their freedom

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

Works here in Bush Amerika...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

hmm, I assume the Email was from someone unable to understand the complexities of YouTube then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

Oooohhh....Ooooooohhh....Come & se the violence that's inherent in the system....

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

I have decided to start writing a book

I've done two pages but I need an ending happy toast
you have inspired me with this picture I shall do another
two pages and involve the words toast and king arther
and it shall be a glorious flop because i cant punctuate
or spell verry good with the order of words.
hmm thats good
"with the order of words I command you"

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

can see it from Spain

;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

It does play here . . . in . . .

Silly Cone Valley . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

Ich bin in germany

and I can see it. I won't be voting for Sarah Palin as a result though, so I shall be notifying the CIA and the NRA and Mcdonalds, or whoever makes the decisions in America, to make sure that you do not exercise your freedom of expression ever again. Commie.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

grr....

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)

SAUSAGE CONGA!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

oh dear that is awful

lol woo!
I was once given a conga eel by a fisherman... gee thanks just what a 14 year old boy (at the time) needs!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

Conger is great eating.

Honestly. catch a 30kg conger, gut it and slice it into steaks an inch thick and you can feed 40 people with some of the best white fish going. As good as any cod.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

it was about 8 feet long

had no way of getting it home (3 mile walk)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

AaaaaW dud!

I was eating baby mouse too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

Sorry man

didn't mean to put you off or owt.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

is he angry because he has a small penis?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

bassist never have small man parts

hes angry beacuse the BBC iplayer wont let him watch the feature on Les Paul

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

shout if it causes problems

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

that tie with those shoes? I'd say it causes problems girlfriend!

*snaps fingers and dislocates neck*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

*snort*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

Colin appears to be in the house

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

This is causing me to have a massive erection.

Please link it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

fill ya boots

www.zimbio.com/pictures/Nn1VIMsFdk5/Africa+Rising+Festival+Show/aM8YKU8ylj0/Colin+Powell

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

*shudders and twitches with orgasmic breathing*

NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

it's a great site for sauce, but don't tell everyone

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

Nnng ngn nnnngg ngnnnng

nnnggn nng no problems... dribble.

EDIT: What's all this at the BBC website about
how people won't vote for him because he's black,
despite saying in public that they would or something? And how it's happened before?

I half read the story earlier.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

did you read about his plans

to mutate bannanas to drive buses and badgers to become taxi's?

top notch stuffs

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

NOW he gets

my vote.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

it's about

how people won't vote for him because he's black,
despite saying in public that they would or something. And how it's happened before

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

See, I'd do the opposite...

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)

THIS JUST IN

the bbc iPlayer is SHIT

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

the player is ok, downloading is shit

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

streaming is even worse!

:-(

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

i've never had a problem with it

the download thing dumps some sort of download manager type thing on you though, it's a bitch to get rid of

and as i've not caused any fitting i'm off to watch bruce parry in real time.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

never had a problem with the downloading

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

Do you want to view this video in a slightly better quality version, at the expense of a few hours buffering?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

translation: -

we're going to rape your bandwith up the shitta

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

*opens wide*

WOAH! IN THIS VERSION YOU CAN SEE THE BRAND OF FRANKIE BOYLES GLASSES!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

god no, don't do the higher quality

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

Really? That usually works really well for me,

and I'm on a royally ancient connection.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

^This^

but I live in the country and have no other people connected to my line.

Full 8Mb ahoy!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

contention ratio

( how many others are connected to the exchange ) does not determine how much bandwidth you will personally get but your distance from the actual exchange will do that. Contention ration will just mitigate the best possible connection you could get at 1:1. ( rural? could be lucky to get 3mb )
www.samknows.com/broadband/search.php

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

i've never had a problem with it

Kontiki (or whatever it's called) has been causing problems on my pc recently, which has caused me right problems watching teachers on 4od

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

qA RBasd;lasd

...erm ...as i was trying to type
Was that jack dee?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

ok i've now seen the original...

still have no idea/couldn't care who that is

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

it needs more gay dog poetry

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

Doesn't everything?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

yes, yes it does

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

*glees*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

Hurrah!

And woo to Powell for throwing his lot behind Obama

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)

Do the hustle

Do do do do do do-do-do-do, do do do do do do-do-do-do

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)

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