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# What if the other guy wins though?
(Dewi about a thousand blood tests says its me., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# now it all makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# my money's
on dead bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# the one on the right...
ha, that still doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# WHAT'S WITH ALL THE "WHAT IF"
WHAT IF SYRIA NUKES THE US TONIGHT?

I BET IT HAPPENS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# INCOMING!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Too late man, too late ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Ja
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# yes!
*clicks hard* :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# heeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Look sir! Droids!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# look sir
a penny
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I'm amazed they lasted for all 3 (6?) films if they kept dropping bits of themselves all over the place...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# yes indeedy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# first *LOL* of the day
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Great stuff :)
I'm ris-ing a bit about the source image though, whats going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Its on the Beb website
it's some of the filming for the Bond movie, in Panama
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# The S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Menace ?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Ahh ok cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Now with "Annikin Beerwalker's" podracer
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# sorry its a bit shit
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# So am I
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# its the
best i can from work

ahh who am i kidding - its the best i can do full stop.
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It's actually not that bad
I was just being a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Lucas isn't though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ka-Pow!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# umm?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Soon be reality...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Is Celebrity Deathmatch still being made?
OHMIGOD! THEY LOOK JUST LIKE EACH OTHER COZ THEY ARE BOTH BROWN AND THEIR NAMES ARE BASICALLY THE SAME!

WE KNOW YOU IS TERRORIST OBAMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I can't wait for two days in the future when I have no reason to care about another country's politics.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# isolationist
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ameirca pwns you and you know it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# we're all living in amerika
amerika is wunderbar
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I always wished that growing up....
WHY WAS IT NOT TRUE?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# She's a landscape gardener now.
I think it's for the best.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# She also had coffe pumped up her arse on channel 5.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Well, we have this military treaty with them and also you fuckers
so we have to send out what appears to be a token force into all of your retarded wars, when it's the bulk of our force and we're fucked either way.

So yes, I'm all about stopping wars.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# You sissy ;)
WAR PWNS! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Coincidentally
I'm listening to "The Band Played Waltzing Matilda" at the minute. And listening to Shane McGowan mutilate the word "quay".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# It's probably a good thing I haven't heard this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Very probably
Although they do try and play it straight.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# are you mad?
there's an election campaign in Guatamala starting up on Friday, gonna be mega
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# O Rly?
*creams knickers*

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I feel bad about the guatemalan government.
I mean, I wasn't even born in the fifties and I've never worked for Dole bananas but all I'm saying here is I hope the new government grows some nice bananas.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_PBSUCCESS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Fucking Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# CHA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I keep meaning to download all this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# YES
YES!!!!!!!!


YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# have you ever noticed
that their names are only one letter different?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
*Looks closer*

You're right, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# no they aren't... oh, hold on, dammit, YOU'RE RIGHT!
it must be a sign of the impending apocalypse!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# actually
I remember The Daily Show commenting on this fact when he first appeared as a candidate and no-one knew who he was. It was quite funny. then...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
#

I'm unhappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Get your printer running. Head out on the highway.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha...
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# that's not the A4
that's the M62!!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# It is.
You win a quid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# aw cheers mista
is there a transaction fee to be paid before i receive my quid?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# 11p
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Yes. There is.
You need to pay me 20p via Western Union money transfer in order to free up the account.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# i believe i get a better return
from mr horrible
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# paypal
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Is there
an M62 paper size though?
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# surely the m62* is the most b3ta of all motorways?
'tis the road to hull

* eastbound
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha spang!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha
argh
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Double arf!
(Dark Lord, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hahahaha...
Ace *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahah, damn you - office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# \o/
how daft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# and that's a *click*, then
Brilliant, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# CLICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# genius.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Oh, now that is good.
I liked you panini sticker book too,(had the same idea but couldn't make it)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# The only problem with that is that it had been done about eight billion times before.
I'm always late to the party, me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
Edit: RPS oxymoron lol
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Pfft
I needed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# 2 clicks in one day
well i never
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Nice alt text.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# This
Is fucking soup herb.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Best thing I've seen all week.
very FP worthy.

*clicks hard and fast*
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I have woken from my slumber to comment
I like this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# That's awesome.
In the proper sense of the word.
(The Spelling Police, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I likes this.
Far too clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
I LOL'd
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# excellence as ever
'doffs cap and clicketh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# The alt text is win
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hehe
Made me laugh.
(Fluffster, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Oh you are a nonesense
but I like you!
*shoves*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wonderful, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Oh...
you beautiful bastard. That is truly wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# A4 is only this dimension if portrait format.*
Also the sign is landscape format so perhaps the dimensions should have been reversed.



*Pedantic arsehole blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# confused....
I've never been able to understand why Audi names its cars after paper sizes - yet they've lost the plot as the A1 is the smallest and A8 the biggest.
They also make a Spike Milligan tribute car - the Q7
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# oh dear...
...oh dear...
(william_shatner, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# So very very
very sexy. Oh dear god.
(nsp, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# :/
(Dewi about a thousand blood tests says its me., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I like this
-it's funny!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# This is win!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*head asplodes with anachronistic migraine*

Edit: Also, needs more Hasselhoff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# THUUUUM!

CLICKBIGGINS

OHSHIT WRONG TWELVE O'CLOCK
###GAYSHIFT LOCATION ERROR###
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# shit
it's a terminator
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# LOL NO HE WAS JUST TIRED OF BEING RAINED ON.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Is he shooting or receiving?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# LOL NO THE LIGHNING IS BEHIND HIM ON THE HILL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# THIS DOES NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION, WE ARE THE LEMON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION, GRONKPAN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Is he shooting *OR* receiving?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# SHOOTING *OR* RECEIVING WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# OK THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'D LIKE TO SAY I'M DISAPPOINTED BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY COME TO EXPECT THIS FROM YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# wow
that's pretty intense...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# LOL NO... UH, THANKS :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Lully!
(it makes a great dsktop too)
(if you don't mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# GO FOR IT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# THUUUUUMB.
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I NEED TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE RAINIER RAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Easy
1) Draw background
2) Leave your monitor out in the rain until it looks good
3) Post on B3ta
4) Instant FP!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Conduct all future diagrams in Wales.
Or Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I like your picture :D
And I have just gazzed you about rain :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# DO A PISS INTO A USB HOLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# what?


(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Glob
bits.


(oh)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Ee-heheheeheew!
I've got a body!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Gillian McKeith is bat-faced . . .
well she will be if I ever meet her . . .

*pads up*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# There's a strange head in my hole
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# MMmmmm
Bacons
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# mmm
precut extra fat extra disease bacons
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Double MMMMmmmm
With thick white bread and tomato sauce

*droooool*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ...
with a nice bit of salad butter
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# THIS
and a side pile of baked beans cooked for ages so they go all thick and mushy with butter melted into them
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# cheese in the beans while cooking is the way forward
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Agreed.
Seriously strong cheddar ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# do not go to bed in bacons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# More sound advice...
You're very sage today, sir, if I may say so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# You certainly know what thyme it is with him
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I am the one true oreganol
I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I could almost hear the gears grinding...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# and yes, I shall continue to *click* this every time I see it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Why, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# and so
are you.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the sillouettes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Blinding!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Cheers.
I'm still not sure about the eye, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Very nice :)
curious choice of font, though. Is there some kind of android thing going on?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Well
I tried a handwritten one, but, ironically, it just looked cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I like it
What is it? I looks a bit courier-y.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Don't know - bugger!
I've jpgd it now ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# No matter
I'll live ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# The Mars Pathfinder Project BUSTED
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
ver'nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Is it Tuesday?
?
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# how so?
edit: OOOOOOOOOH NOW I SEE!!! SNEAKY LEACHY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Just a picture off the BBC innit
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I SEE, NOW.
i thought it was ashally shopped. sneaky fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Leeching images from the BBC?
What's going on here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Busted!!
Sorry couldnt resist!! Was going to put the pathfinder bot thingy in but couldnt be arsed!!
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# well at least host it yourself.
i did appreciate the hummus though, but leaching is baaaaaaad business.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# well done
you've managed to fail more than anyone with l-plates will today.

that is some awesome lurkage.

now go back to work, and shop something that's not 105kb
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# First thought:
"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# this is not just a bbc image
ahh no wait, yes it is
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# take two leeches
and see me in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# excellent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You might want to try hosting that yourself
or at least not leech it from the Beeb.

Edit:My Goodness - Epic Lurking, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# be gentle guys!!
I have been a member for 4 years and 4 months and only plucked up enough courage to contribute 4 times!! GULP!! Its a scary place this forum!! .me cowers behind rock again!
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# it's not really scary
we just prefer to see stuff you've made and hosted yourself somewhere, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# No - Come Back!
only gentle messing...

It's alright really. Apart from the leeching, that is. ;-)

Edit: and the lack of 'shopping as well.

Edit Edit: and the filesize, too...

hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Will try better for Next years addition!!
LOL!!
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well, you nearly got my new 'Fail' pic:


narrow escape, huh?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# HOLY SHITAGE!!
Thats was seriously close!! Will try to shop something !!!
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# That's the Sagrada Familia!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Pathfinder you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# pod race?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Now...
thats an idea, gimme a few mins
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 125 points for you, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] late and probably not very funny...


Click for bigger (179KB)
(Dewi about a thousand blood tests says its me., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I'm not quite sure what's going on here
so I shall say LOLPOLS.
And welcome.
And that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I've watched too many films
Crude attempt at putting McCain into a Vietnam POW camp.
(Dewi about a thousand blood tests says its me., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Chwarae teg
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *hands tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# The Gooks of Hazzard?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Too many gooks spoil the broth?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Gook before you leap?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Alice
through the Gooking Glass?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING FUCKING RACISTS.
I BET NONE OF YOU ARE DOING A VIETNAMESE CHICK RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S THE ONLY TIME THIS KIND OF TALK IS ALLOWED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I was alwats under the impression you could
gook but not touch with those Girls(boys)....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# On his death bed, three days after inauguration, McCain began to take stock of his life.
He wasn't going to get healthier from this point, the campaign had taken its toll on him.

He didn't realise that this was the last thing he was going to say at the time, but as he leaned into Sarah Palin's ear he said "wipe out those fuckin gooks" and she left the room.

As he lay back and stared at the blank white ceiling he began to lose focus. The life that flashed before his eyes filled him with a sense of disappointment and unfulfilled potential.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# THE UNFULFILLED POTENTIAL OF A GOOK HOLOCAUST, AMIRITEFOLKS?
I'm seeing a vietnamese girl so it's ok for me to be racist.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ...and FUCKINGSUPERMEGALOL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# LOL!...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# lol sob i'm crying now
*rubs red eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *rubs japs eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I've never pulled a rabbit out of a hat
but I have pulled a hair out of my arse
this is much better verbally
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Ha ha, nice.
Though that Bib fella still freaks me the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I think he's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Arf!
excellent, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha, this is win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha, splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# :D
great
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Abracab-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Clicking is evil


Click for bigger (136KB)

Ist post ever. I feel sick now...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Nicely.
Welcome, pull up, shop etc.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *pats on head* you're a good one.
This is also good. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# get back to work
*whips severely*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I am working
I'm feeding a file in- it's LOTS of lines and takes a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *kisses sore bottom better*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Are you psychic?
I do have a sore bum, a dog kept trying to rape me last night and he belted me in the arse with his paw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# one of my familiars at work
you need some sort of balm rubbed into it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I've only got lip balm. That'll have to do.
At least I won't get a chapped botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *offers "special" balm*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# That handpump mechanism seems a bit broken
you've got to do it for ages before you get anything out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# don't stop
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# sorry for your sore bum
in other news: the cat has cut his paw.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# fucking self harming emo cats
they're the worst of the lot
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# So you should be.
Awww, poor puss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hahah, awesome :D
welcome to b3ta, tap dance on a kitten and consume a chair, you'll necer leave... Or something like that....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# :)
Your welcome messages get more bizarre by the hour...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# You forgot 'have a wash'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# British Edition.

Edit: Also: Sorry, s'verr nice image. Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# well done!
shop a palin, pull up a mccain - you'll never leave...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Thanks for the welcome!
Am I supposed to wish everyone a english sore bum?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Clarkson drives into yet another controversy


A news story
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# GRUNFUTTOCK THE THREADDELETER!!!!
EDIT: and pffffffffftlol!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# REPLYDELETER, ASHALLY!
ASHALLY!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# well, yeah, same odds!
he jumped the gun on a fail pic, he should know better than to delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# but...
your fail pic was appropriate. It being a brick wall and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# it wasn't my pic. twas someone elses but he deleted it because you fixed the redex.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# fucking hell!
boab!

i love b3ta, every so often a proper star arrives, recently tedmus and rev dan have been in to say hello too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# you never left, old son
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I watched that on sunday
and thought "they are gonna get phone calls about that"

Why is it always the stuff thats true that creates the most controversy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# eeop joe!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hey Big B!
How's it going fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# 19 days left!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# nah
they'd already released photos and the story on the friday


how can you get complaints about an adult driving into a poorly constructed wall in controlled conditions?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Oh...
I thought it was about his crack about lorry drivers only wanting to murder prostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# he was ripping the piss out of Brand and wossy too
I thought the beeb had drawn a line on the matter....


ning Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# nope
still under investigation.

and you can't expect top gear with parky as a guest not to talk about the self proclaimed successor to parky (woss) when he's been in the news.

it'll all wash over anyway
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# they should replace Parky with Alan Titchmarsh
he's great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ... big cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# have you seen his chat show?
he's the most charmless, disinterested host imaginable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# nah
he's good in the afternoons, needs his horlicks and an early night does alan
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ningles stan the man!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# yeh it was
i didn't bother clicking the link because i assumed that the image was related to the story.


i didn't even link that crack to that radio presenter what done murdered them slags. i thought he was just talking about their penchant for picking up "hitchhikers" in the 70s
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# There's a superb 70s film called Take an Easy Ride
it was suppossed to be a serious Public Information Film on the dangers of hitch hiking, but the producers decided to make it a sleazy sex film instead.
It's one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen... and makes you feel really grubby afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Phwoar!
Ningles, young sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson in new BBC standards row The BBC is at the centre of another "bad taste" controversy after Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson joked that lorry drivers spend their time "murdering prostitutes".
By Anita Singh, Showbusiness Editor
Last Updated: 10:10AM GMT 04 Nov 2008

His comments were aired on Sunday night, in the midst of the public outcry over obscene phone calls made by Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand to Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sachs.

The pre-recorded remarks made by Clarkson were cleared for broadcast by senior BBC executives.

But they have prompted nearly 200 viewer complaints because Viz have been using that joke for fucking years, and everyone has realised how derivative and unfunny Clarkson has become, the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Micto's
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# They know bounds
when he's using rope!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# well done for getting an apostrophe in there
i think it's the only punctuation that's allowed in that bit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha couldn't open myself up for too much pedantry, this is a b3ta dicitonary after all.
only trouble is it fucks the link.

nice bit of work though dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# it's all the wonderful Kamikaze Stoat's interweb skills
i just host it for the glory
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I've fucked up the definition for "vienna"
Is there no way to edit?

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I'd love to add to this dictionary, but to be honest if you don't know what a buttprostitute is then this dictionary won't help.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
when is the Daily Mail asking us to complain further?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha
That's nothing. I was watching an old one earlier and he called the French, 'Cheese eating surrender merchants':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Where'd that alleged 'journalism' come from, sir?
Edit: No worries, got it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# the link above, old bean
how the divvle are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Roaringly Good, my fine fellow
looking forward to a nice couple of days away from w*rk.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# smashing my bathroom up for
fun and profit stress and financial hardship

i mean who the fuck uses straw for bathroom walls?!
cunts, that's who
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# can't argue with you on that one.
Mainly because you're holding power tools.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Yes, and as Viz have pointed out...
Not all lorry drivers are murderers. Some are just rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
Very true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# that's what they get
for letting the stig choose the challenges, he's a right bastard when he wants to be.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahah
oh lordy!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha!
that's an action-packed three frames right there!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# top comment:
Lorry drivers are not aints by any means. There driving is usually un courtous as they move in front of vehicles without checking their mirrors. Also they complain about the price of fuel. Well Does that mean the public should have a pay rise evertime it goes up as we cant offset it against tax as they can.


lorry drivers eh? cheap fuel, not checking their mirrors, murdering prostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Biggest tosser on TV
Even before Ross was suspended.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pans at the ready...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# oh good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *groans*
*SPANGS*

*groans again*


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# he really is an outrageously ugly bastard isn't he?
and PFFFFFTLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Gaaaaaaah!
new compo also
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Oh my God!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# oh now that's
just silly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhh!
spang to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha - an auto-spang for you m'boy
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Oh dear.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Have some toap-ary
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# hijo de puta!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# You have my BRAYNE!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Might 'ave known you've already done it!
As with every single pun in the world!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# no, no, there's still a coupla hundred on my spreadsheet
no there's still a coupla hundred on my spreadsheetthat are still to do . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Has your shiny hummus-book become outdated technology now then? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# not at all, I still scribble nighttime ideas on it
I still scribble nighttime ideas on itthen transfer them


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Heheh, yay :D

Right! I'm going to go make some coffee or something, BOY is asleep in the other room and I'm beginning to worry he may have died, he's a proper early bird usually!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *waves*
'bye, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# MUM!
don't leave me here alone!!
erk!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *sidles over*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# h-hello...
AAAAIIIIEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# OOH!
DO say hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# those words
both thrill me and make me want to run out of the room screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Spreadsheet!!
I use scraps of paper!!
Of which I have nothing written on at the moment!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# yeah, my spreadsheet
my spreadsheethas a macro that hacks into Monkeon's and Zak McFlimby's computers . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# What a marvellous idea
*Watches 'Wargames' to get some tips*

Damn! All I did was start a war!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Talking fruit.
I love it. Have a vaguely related pearoast.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# haha
that's a lovely use of the source.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
This is funny!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# How rude!
*spang!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# If I'd not actually seen you both in the same room
sometimes I would swear you were secretly one and the same as pun-meister extraordinaire DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Praise indeed...I think.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# yeah, you DEFINITELY got the better end of the deal
you DEFINITELY got the better end of the deal

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hehehe


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# ker-schpanggg!
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# they do have quite the acidic tongue, don't they?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# DON'T BE ANTI-SEMITIC!
Leave the Juice out of it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# don't accuse me of such things
I'm only just getting over my meloncholy from the last time
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Man! Go over there is you want to wine . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Spangor the invincible applauds you!
*sounds of Spangor clapping in background*

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Arrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha!!
'ningles stan!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Ning young Ives.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# i read that as nine young lives
and though you were having some form of 'nam flash back.. I got heartily confused.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# JONNY!! NNOOOO!!
YOU GOOK BASTARDS!!
*crawls under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
ASBOranges!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# *sigh* oh god. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
*waits for car battery*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I was in a car accident this morning.
Silly bint drove into the side of me while I was waiting at a zebra crossing.

I need a hug
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# :O)
*feels a bit better now*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *hugs*
my cabbie nearly took someone out like that at pace last week by jumping a red.

his seats were a slightly browner colour when we got out
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# you should never carry gravy in an unsealed jar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wise words there, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i told her that
but would she listen
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ta :O)
I tend to close my eyes and pray when I get into a cab these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# aah
you must be one of them london folk
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Aaaaaw
*hugs*

CLAIMS DIRECT!!!:P

How did they go into you at the side of a zebra crossing. They could only eeither have rocketed out of their driveway or you were waiting right bang in the centre of an intersection?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Well, I did chip a fingernail...
*considers*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# poor you!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# :O)
I'm finally feeling some love after a few hours of stress.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# aw....
it's horrible, I know. Some silly bint drove head-on into me and wrote my car off last year. I wasn't even moving at the time...

top tip: Say you've got whiplash - you'll get extra cash, even if you don't pursue the claim...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Awww...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# haha...
either it's laying those, or someone was shoving them up its arse and gave up halfway through. I'm not sure which.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# that's it.. try to distance your self from this heinous act...
I'm on to you...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# oops...
I may have said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Well you have now!
enceladus, Tue 4 Nov, 11:11-
"...too much."
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# damn the internets
and their elephant-like memory.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hennous act?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# needs more salt
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaa!
calm down calm down!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha you have my volt for president
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# If ohm-ly!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# That's some pretty unique cruelty right there!
Putting snow in a battery hen's shed
*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# meringue . . .
they love it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# NO!
BAD NIBUS! That's for the chikuns!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# but
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# here, you can have this . . .
you can have this . . .if you can catch it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
Do the batteries create egglectricity?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# they've got to be careful their circuits don't get ova-loaded
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# eggsactly that
we should both be tar and feathered.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# enough
with the bad yolks, already.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I shell step in about now . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I wish I had an albumin
which to keep these marvellous puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Wotcha Bee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *waves*
'NING S.A.DTH!
How's tricks?
EDIT: ^ that was a <big>NING</big>, but the board ate it. (Very sensibly).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahah, *readys pan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahahaha push push
i can see it's little head
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# haha
lovely


(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# EEEK!!!!


deris available here news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7707498.stm

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# That reads like something we already know
but I suppose it is a pretty massive advancement!

Nice hummus anyway sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# its scary
but who else would you bring back

Henry VIII?
George Best?
Marilyn Monroe?
Diana?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hehehe
I spent longer than I should have thinking "deris? What the fuck is deris and why would I want it?"

Then the dawn broke
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

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