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Damn you Mr CD-R

My first post. And it seems surprisingly awkward to scan a shiney CD

(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

i wouldnt even steal that rubbish bands music

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

Outrage!

/Complains to Ofcom about your post.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

I like some of their stuff

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)

System cod a down?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

Welcome to b3ta

pull up a sdcgbuto5v84pwe5´8, shop a ;JVBGOU/%§=CV(GD

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

I don't know if you meant it this way...

...but I can see a meta-reference.

It's on a CD-R. Like the album has already been stolen (pirated).

If that's what you meant, then I like it. If that's not what you meant, I will like it on my own terms that you hadn't thought of.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steal_This_Album!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)

Hurrah!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)

yay!

I approve of this product and/or service!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)

It needs this brick here in the middle of the street.

So close, so damn close!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)

Brilliant!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)

Heh!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)

Chresus Jist

pretty assfuckingly good!

might I add: I love someone with attention to detail, and you are one. You did not just 'filter' this shit, you actually thought of masking the buildings out of blur. I like you

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

Cheeses of christ?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

I can imagine that being a big seller in the bible belt

"ALL AMERICAN CHEESES OF CHRIST"

with a picature of christ driving a big rig filled with a delivery of cheese

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)

I may be making this tonight...

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)

make it

it shall be beautiful

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

Or maybe a series of special collectors plates

Each with a nicely painted pic of jesus with a cheese.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)

all the different types uh cheeses

that thar yelluh

and um, that's for ya 100% beef hamburgers

and um, ah yeah! yer orange! heh, that's fo the folk that likes their beans, yup

and um, red, it's almost commie red! but that's what rich folk like, on their deer, one on each truck, man, they got two trucks! liven thar'merikan dream so they are! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAa reckon*

in this post the self styled 'discomeats' mocked america with an offensive stereotype even though he's from that commie hippy liebarrel socshilst countraaai or some kinda thing

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

Ace - should have defringed the hand layer and matched the levels though

/photoshop pedant

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

I am working on it still but that stoopid green edge is murder to remove.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)

do a color range select on just the hand layer

and hue/saturate adjust the bitch

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)

adjust the bitch

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

yeah

adjust my bitch up!

hi m3!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)

that's how I read it

'lo CK

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)

it's spelt 'colour'

bitch

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connor, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)

I am from foreignersland across the puddle, bitch

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

Thats as maybe, but it's still spelt colour.

Now I shall go and get my alulumumniumin

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)

Go into the layer menu

and go to 'remove black matte'.

Works wonders on alpha mapped things i render on a black background.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

everyone knows there are parts of photoshop you just don't touch

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connor, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

eek, do you think he's been at the peado menu, for all the glitter effects?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)

LOLz

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)

Hows this?

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

the cold, dead fingers of an old Finnish lady

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)

pretty darn good.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)

now

it looks like the hand of an 80 year old child

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)

Ficky Pucker

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

hey, you want fluffy comments

I suggest you go here

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)

ohh this is superbly done sir

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

Niceness...

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Darklord, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

enjoying this

nice craftwork:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)

I think i've cracked it

might as well pearoast this

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)

I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE TAKING THIS TECHNIQUE SERIOUSLY ENOUGH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

YES

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

wow!

pearl

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)

Nicely :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

Mine's not so good so I'll just threadjack, It's a pea too

*sigh*

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tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

its alright :)

Don't step on them!

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)

yours is better

I added godzilla to this one

godzirra

btu I still wans't happy.

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tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)

haha

who would win though

my national pride would hope that any brit could kick godzillas ass

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)

Shibuya crossing!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)

nice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)

Unexpected brick!

Now those drivers know how iPhone users felt a little while ago.

(Cloudane, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)

Top banana

wootiful

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

I think I'm getting the hang of this whole tilt shitting malarkey

ris

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

pffft

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)

I assumed this was by you!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)

Eh?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)

Haha

hope you had fun cutting that shit out

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Hahaha you bad man. I can hardly type for laughing :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

you obviously have NOT got the hang of even basic shitting

if you do it with the lid down

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)

Don't ask me to conform to your rules, 'sitter'.

I tilt and shit. With the lid down. That's how I roll.

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)

wait so, if i am a "sitter"

does this mean you belong to a secret underground cult called "tilters" for people to refuse to shit with the lid open?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)

You sit?

Hahaha!
*points and laughs*

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

or indeed, with trousers on

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)

It is extreme shitting.

But it needs more ironing board.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)

LOLLLLL!!

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)

haha!^

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)

Is that westwood?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)

Looks like Armitage Shanks to me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)

Armitage shanks interface/ defecation scenario.

Bonus points for the quote source

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)

The Day Today

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)

*claps*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

HAHA

face hidden-good thinkin'

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)

haha

:D

"Knock knock"
"Whose there?"
"LET ME IN I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT!"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

Tilt shitting?

Usually it's pissed. Totally Tropical.

(Cloudane, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)

A comic about poo

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)

I love Gillian McKeith.

The lovely lovely thing she is, oh yes.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

She threatened to sue me once,

so now I'm lovely to her. That's how UK law deals with satire.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)

Do explain further!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)

A couple of fellow b3tards and I

did a song and Flash parodying McKeith's appearance on the X factor.
Her lawyers issued us with a Cease & Desist, and threatened further legal action if we didn't pull it.
It was funnier, however, to alter the offending lines and leave the thing up.
She's VERY litigious.

Edit: stablesound.co.uk/poo.php

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)

hahahaha

I love the drum-fill penguin

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)

Winner!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

Bwahaha

great

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

lol, always funny when a FRAUD* is litigious

:D

*in the sense of LYING about 'qualifications'*2

*2 for the benefit of any lawyers of the ugly, fraudulent and litigious

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)

Yeah.

The ones with something to hide are generally worst.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

plus of course she is an ACTUAL TECHNICAL FRAUD

and if something's technically something, it's actually something

but anyway, you love her and think she's great!

because well! she's like.. erm..

yeah!

and so that's a great argument, I'm swayed!

McKeith for Prime Minister!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)

Hey, she bought that PhD fair and square.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

yeah well

I had to work a whole two days for mine

I had to fill out forms and show proof of ID!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)

Fucking hell.

There's no trust in the world anymore.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)

yeah, people should take me at my word

oh, can you lend me £10 for my pope mobile

I'll let you ride in it tomorrow if you like

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)

awesome.

:D :D

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)

She's ludicrous.

She should have been fucking flattered by the attention, the shiteating media whore.

Please note that this is merely the stated opinion of this contributor and is not intended to suggest or infer anything whatsoever, at all, no way.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)

I'd love to know what you did.

You didn't try to make her look at your poo did you?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)

Ok...

This has me worried...

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)

You're perfectly safe. I too, am perfectly safe voicing the opinion that:

Gillian McKeith is a shrivelled husk of a woman with a dumbass fetish for looking at shite and a fake degree in bullshitting about food.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

Phew.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)

I went to nasa with a fake degree in astrophysics

imagine the hilarity when I didn't know my azimuth from my apogee!

then homeland security had some questions for me

oh

I shouldn't talk about this

In this post the 'self styled' discomeats pulled a mckeith, ie: he lied consistently throughout, try it yourselves! it can be fun and you might just get a TV Series and book deal out of it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

YAY!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)

A comic about poo

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)

You have captured her ugly mug perfectly.

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

Cheers

Vomited several times while drawing it but it was all worth it.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

She reminds me of my ex's mother

*shudders*

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)

A comic a boot poo

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

A comic a boot poo

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)

I've never noticed it before

But that comic looks like a deformed Zippy.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

So it does.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

Consumerism in action.

www.mikes-soapbox.co.uk/

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

Anti-alias this

as it is good and deserves to be done well.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)

Nah

is fine.thanks anyways

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)

Well, no it's not.

It's a great idea, poorly executed.

That is not meant to be an insult, but I think that this deserves a bit of effort.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

made this years ago for my blog

not really one for the modding of pictures i just like the humour (thats why i come here) if you wanna have a go by all means.

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)

How's this?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

well if you're going to do that, why not go the whole hog?

;)

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

hahaha

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

Is there a proper way of doing it?

I would much like to know. :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

For the sporty OAP

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)

Ear cateracts?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

EAR cateracts?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

EAR CATERACTS?

like, I do Like

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

this perhaps?

Filter Stylize Diffuse Anisotropic

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)

bit smoother

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

you came here for humour

ON A TUESDAY?!?!

You poor bastard you...

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

*has a go*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

Retro

Awesome good job thanks. Think I might have started something here.

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)

me too

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sooperdave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)

This symbol always

makes me think of the Sydney Opera House.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

i think more ice cream cone

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sooperdave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)

bandwagoninging.

always fun

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)

not always

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)

he's not having a go

get off yer soapbox for a minute

because I want to see in the box

what's IN THE BOX, MAN

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)

Oooh, nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

Well.

I've just bought my 6th pair of dasslers. Does this make me a bad person?

(Ikea Boy, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

or a centipede

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

50 Cent is a Paed?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

he's fifty paeds

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

nope

Only the little Prisoners of war making them are.
Give em a bowl of rice, and we shave half a second off our personal best. haha. win fwapping win

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

Are they really made by prisoners of war?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

Not to my knowledge.

Made in Vietnam. Good, healthy, not prisoner of war inhabited Vietnam.

(Ikea Boy, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)

Yeah.

Douglas Bader mainly - how cruel is that?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)

More up my street...

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

Nice

Good Job

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)

beer o'clock everyone!

Ooops *edit*

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)

For beer times?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

yay!

beer o'clock is the best time :0)

(IPFreely, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

Blimey.

Pipkins?

*is drinking teh booxe*

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)

:) you betcha

*edit*

hartley is my role model

www.thechestnut.com/pipkins.htm

www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Pipkins/Pipkins.htm

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

I took tilt shifting one step further..

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NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

nice

but i read the title as "i took shitting" at first glance.. due to the pic too

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

You bred a race of giants and took a photo of one?

I think that's going a bit too far.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP ME

muhahahhaha!

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NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)

I'm not sure what would be worse

a race of 50 foot women wandering about
or a rash of reposted 'Attack of the 50ft Woman' poster shops.

Either would be your fault.
*invests in pitchfork and paraffin stocks*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

She's well pleased with her toy boats!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)

Wrong 'un.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

well, that sushi bar's going to lead to issues

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)

This is Dug.

Please click here for a better version (500kb)

Dug is my boss.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

Dug is fucking HUGE!

Or are you just far away...?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

Dug is fucking huge.

An enormous man.

Taller than I and half as big again.

I would not like to meet him on a dark night, except that, of course I would, because he's Dug and I like Dug.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

Although I am slightly further away,

of course.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

Are you always shoeless at work?

It's a very relaxed idea

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)

Yes.

In fact, I had a problem leaning my feet up (required for the shot to work) and not sticking my toes in the air - as you can see, only a partial success.

If I had donned shoes it would have worked far better, I feel.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

Indeed!

Home now. 'Night beethreeteeay!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

haahahaha thats bloody ace

click

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NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

Thank you to David for the photography.

The only photoshopping is to get the frames to vaguely line up (freehand shooting)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

You don't look too heavy maaaan!!!

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

Jumping like that after your "unkind cut" surely must be painful!!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)

It's only a little jump!

Yes, it WAS ill advised.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

hahaha

frantic fun

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)

LOL

ur the guy who can never be a pr0n star :(

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

Really?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)

your boss looks a bit like my brother

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)

Is your name Dug?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

Then he is not your brother.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)

attention seeking cunt

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)

Who me?

Or Manley?

edit: is Dug

(Milt I like gin., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

I know we are having economic problems, but remember him?

www.mikes-soapbox.co.uk/

(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

hahaha!

+kept
/gay blog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)

heh heh

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)

The must-have present this year...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)

WANTS ONE!

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

YES

How much? Does it come with batteries?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

Oh yes.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)

now i has a happy :)

(

northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

Does want.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)

DO WANT!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)

Yikes!

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

pfffft, you silly bugger :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

Oh that's lovely!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

LOL painful level of daftness.

*clicks*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

Going postal !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

"Excuse me Miss. Is this Gallifrey?"

I know I prob spelt Gallifrey wrong :(

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

Scarier!

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)

Oi!

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)

Haha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

That STILL makes me larf...

...you tinker you :D

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

aaaaarfness abounds

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

Hahaha

affirmative!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

hahaha

top job

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

Bit, er, literal, but first ever post so be gentle

(bernard_h_christ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

I like this

have a click on me!

:)

edit: oh yes and welcome to the best board on da web!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

4chan?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

4 coff

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

Haha!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

I have upgraded to 5chan.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)

But 5chan was shit :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

Fangs

Long time lurker, realised I needed to be a man and get involved. Or something.

(bernard_h_christ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

that is lovely :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

Nicely done

and welcome.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

haha cool!

what does the H stand for when people say Jesus H Christ? is yours the same? welcome btw

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

Herbert

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

It's Harsole

Hactually.

(bernard_h_christ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

*Is gentle*

Top stuff but you were B3tan to it.
Welcome, new person!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

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TheOther, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

Strangle a kitten, open a picture of a chair?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

Pfft

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

Ha ha

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

Fantastic work!

Cardboard and scissors FTW!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

Wonderfullness.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

Very nicely done!

I know that album well - have a click!

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Weetobix, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

good shtuff mate!

wish i had time to cut stuff out :(

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

I don't either

That's why I did it. Because it put off the important thing I was supposed to be doing and made my day slightly more stressful as a result. Bingo! A B3tan is born.

(bernard_h_christ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

a click from me

partly because you've done a nice job and partly because I love the record

(

rob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

Squeeze it like this !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

ooooooo nicey mr !

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

Hahaha! Nice.

What's the original? I'm sure I've seen it somewhere...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

Who's the original by?

wyh, kiddo.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

I'm scrambling to remember . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Blimey

That is a top art!
*desires*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Is that Michael Stipe?

(

Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

Smashing!

*Clicks*

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

Very nice indeed.

Am I the only one who can hear Hendrix/Vai to this. WooOOOOOooodidddleydiddleydiddley...

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

Brillio as ever

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

yay -they're jammin'

plenty left in the pot i hope-i could murder a brew
pfft-ever so slightly teh fear

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)

HLP PLZ: does anyone know the code to add to b3ta profile URLs to turn off custom css?
Edit: KTHX
ALSO: I just realized her hair says "ONION"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Asian babe!

Whozit?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

a slightly chunkier

Lucy Liu?

(this in my opinion would be a good thing)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

this would also work for Ziyi Zhang

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)

Wow

she's a bit scary.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

i don't think we are on about the same person

web.mit.edu/ealba/www/zhangziyi.jpg

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

Hahaha

Whoever shopped that needs to meet some actual humans.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

'mind sexes'

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

&css=n

NICELY.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Cheers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

&css=n

Bollocks.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

Pissage!

But thanks anyway :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Long time !

Clueless as to codes . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

&csny=WIN

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Ooooooohhh.... pretty....

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

You and Evilscary are so gonna kiss.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Only if you join in...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

Oh you!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

Your Fly fp

is fucking excellent.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

Eh?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Eh?

www.cr3static.com/data/gif/teleportsjp.gif

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

Oh that! Thanks...

It's very silly.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

Hello Killer Kitty - please read the FAQ

Pffttt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

i'ev had her

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

WOULD!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

woo!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

That's very nice indeed sir

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

fantastic as ever.

i would love to be able to do this...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

WOOD!

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

Underrated masterpiece time? I think it probably is.

Shame about this, but I forgot to get a red bulb so had to shoot with one camera while tinkering with the pre-shot light on an old one.

Is she RIS?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

That's a cracker.

And a cracking album.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

I like it!

now do "Doolittle", you will need a monkey

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

I wanted to do Surfer Rosa

I'll just have to wait for one of teh b3ta ladies to do it...

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Doolittle is superior in my books. Awesome work though.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

I agree with that

Doolittle is the better album, but that is all of teh woo

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

HEY.

Been trying to meet you.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

Here comes your man!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

Haha!

Good one.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

Tricky shoot !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

All their albums are amazing!

The best thing about that one though is the song "The Happening"!!

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

Dolly wants a cuddle...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

Dolly can fuck right off!

Scary biscuits :D

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

^ this

hahaha! :D

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

aaaaaaaarghhhh!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

ARG NO GET TO FUCK

*kills with flaming killing hammers*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

I was just reaching for the flaming hammers there too.

Give the SPAWN OF SATAN one from me.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

Dolly is being cuddled 'down there' from the looks of it.

PEDROFILE!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Now that

is very scary

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

I know a Maths teacher who looks just like that.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

Can you gaz me it's number?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Arrrrgh!!!!!

ga doo doo doo.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Push banana... etc...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

*sexytime punishes*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Does this mean that I can sleep with her . . .

not in a biblical sense . . . mind you . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Jesus H!

She's 'orrible!! :D. How ya doin' Moley?

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

Me doing good! Got the "all clear" from my doctor this morning.

The nasty mole that was cut off isn't malignant.
Hooray!
:D
How about you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

Are you just called 'Fresh Water' now then?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

pffft

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

Fine thankee sir!

Ooh that sounded horrible, glad you're ok *hugs* :D

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

*scares*

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

Top nastiness.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

oh god!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

MUM!

*closes eyes offers cuddle*

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)

Grrrauw Christmas!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

Aslan?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

No he's clearly caucasian

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

As are Asians?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

Not really, no.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Well actually,

Yes.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

( ( (((*SPANG*))) ) )

Even though I was thinking it...

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

pffft

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

No.. Its Santa Paws

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

HO HO HO!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

Recession's clearly not kicked in yet!

woo to heavily airbrushed cheekbones ;)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

Where are my muskahounds?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your WTF!

* clicks

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

Does he leave pressies.....

lion under the tree?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

But I though that the Devil wore Prada . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

YIFFER CHRISTMAS!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

No chuckles.

Sorry.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

I like this.

I sorted out me records the other day as well.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

SORTED OUT HOW?

ooops - sorry - capsattack

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

ARRANGED AND PUT PLASTIC SLEEVES ON ALL THAT DIDN'T HAVE PLASTIC SLEEVES.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

and what order did you put them into

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

I organise them by record label.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

good call

... I tried putting mine in order of ... not BMP but that sort of thing - similarity. Never again. It was good because I listened to some I haven't listened to in a while but ultimately the best bit was when I got to put them back into the right order.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

BNP ?

sorry..I misread that.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

Haha! In fairness though I only keep my 12"'s and LPs in order, my 10"'s, 7"'s and 5"'s are just in a few boxes.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

Maybe the BNP should release a record to boost morale !

:D lol

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

DOWN DOWN, DEEPER AND DOWN.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

ha - I've never bothered putting my 10s and 7s in order either...

bizarro

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

So most are filed under "T"

For Tesco Value Frisby?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

good name for a record label

I AM, UR, WE WILL, RESIST

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

Hell no. Some of my records cost FAR TOO FUCKING MUCH.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

"how does this cost more BECAUSE it's one sided?"

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

UGH! That's happened a lot. Last one was with the Wolf Eyes - Fuck the Old Miami 12". Apparently you can actually play the etched size, but it'll fuck up your stylus.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

I enjoy putting them in different covers, so that each time I reach for a record

I get a lovely surprise.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

GET OUT

your kind isn't welcome here.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

Seriously, though

Where does one file a CD by Hot Chocolate? H or C?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

Bin

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

I tried that and Mrs Vagabond caught a sad.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

File it next to Barry White under "sexy tiem"

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

Hahahahaha

No that's reserved for Marylin Manson and suchlike.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

file it under B for bolognese

... should be just after Marvin Gaye and before Lionel Ritchie.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

Inless it's someones name, then it would be C, for Mr Chocolate, his first name being Hot.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

See

I put it under C, and Mrs V has never quite let me forget it.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

Or you buy two copies, and file it under both

then if you can't remember part of the name you'll always be able to find it.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

or throw out everthing else and just keep that one

or only listen to bands or people with one name

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

Hot Chocolate should be under H then C

Harry Connick Jr should be under C, then H ... but there should be some sort of higher level of arrangement by something like record label or genre.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

I used to put mine in newness order, but in bands,

so say if i bought Depeche Modes latest release, i would move all DM albums to the front on the collection.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

I put mine in current favourite order

I have a very competitive collection.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

I used to keep my CDs in order

then I moved in with my Girlfriend and now there is no order any more ... most of them aren't even in boxes...

:'''((

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

Mine are all over the place now!

And not in boxes..and in the car door, not in boxes!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

I tend to sort mine by *snort* gauge, then engine type,

then where and when it was spotted.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

pft.

loser!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

Pfft I can hear the sound of collectors cringing.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

it's like they cried out and were suddenly silenced

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)

i only have three LPs

so would be a bit pointless ordering them

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

Well they have to be in some sort of order...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

That is aceness!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Am I missing something?

I think I am.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

the soft warm crackle of a bit of vinyl..

mmmmmm !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

Ahh ok, google helped

It's clearly a recordspotter thing.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

Are you terribly young?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

Nope

unless you count 29 terribly young.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

29 is young compared to me,

but still, you should remember vinyl well enough?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

I do. Just.

Never really been interested enough in it to follow all the rpm stuff though - If the track is playing at the wrong speed I just flick the switch until it sounds right (on those rare occasions I find myself near a turntable).

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

mmmm

Decca

I like this - it makes me want to go home.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Won't need no wah wah . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

Good, I hated that monkey.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

The rabbits would miss their friend

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

*cries*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

The source pic was quite funny

i'm not sure what I did to make it sad

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

It's the shading.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Aww

did you trace the original image or draw it from reference?

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Coloured over the top of this:

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

They look a bit evil in this version

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

looks as though they may have been the ones who pushed him

check his back for fingerprints

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

They wacked him alright

he broke the code.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

Maybe NOW you remember where you keep the FREAKIN' CARROTS!

(Rabbits are evil!)

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Q4nobody, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

office lollage

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

except for jessica rabbit of course

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

peeps!

peeps! peeps! peeps! peeps! peeps! peeps! peeps! peeps! peeps! peeps! peeps!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

he deserved to die

for his distinctly unamerican behaviour.

May this be a lesson to the rest of them!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

Not being fat, loud and obnoxious?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

not just now no

... but as soon as I get off this bloody community service it's business as usual

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

DEAR GOD NO!

Everyone is tagging their pics now. Hmm.

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fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

I thought you were supposed to?

*gives up*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

You are!

I keep forgetting to do mine.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

I keep forgetting to make images

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

I keep forgetting to ... what?

Fancy a game of Connect Four?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

I'm colour blind

you insensitive bastard!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

I'm not

*racists again*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

It should be easier for you to win then!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

I also don't have any fingers

and ... and ... I dun a poo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

I think you made up the bit about the poo ;(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

But not to shades?

Red and yellow should still be different, when playing C4.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

I'd guess the red on red and red on green might be a problem for some.

I've played snooker with a red/green colour blind mate.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

also I'm actually blind

and awkward

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

Oh good, fannycraddock confused me

*doesnt give up*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Don't give up!

I'm just umming over whether I should or not. Not that anyone would nab my drawings :D
EDIT: And I was 'DEAR GOD'ing the sadtime of the image. I'm going to shut up now.

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fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

I tag mine

Because I genuinely am that arrogant to think they're worth nicking.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

But we know they're yours

because of how shit they are.

;P

3 post and i'm at it already!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

/playground

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

Sorry dude.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

No I'm sorry. It's the last straw.

I think we need to talk.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

Talk!!

Nah, it's full of freaks over there!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

This is a good point.

I suggest heavy drinking as an alternative.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

I tag mine

because riverghost said we're supposed to!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

DO NOT WANT

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Oh fuck off :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

*pokes*

www.b3ta.com/board/8970794
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

0_0

o_o
O_O

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fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

now i has a sad :(

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Here, have a handful of Brown Sauce to cheer you up.

*squirts it*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

Me too

I do NOT come on here to be given the sads.

In other news...
Welcome back, you!
I shall put this arse on ignore now so this thread will vanish.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

:D erro

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

Adblocked

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Mictoboy's had her.

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mugatu, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

I DO NOT WANT EITHER

Bye bye.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

Well...

... I thought it was funny!

(red_hindley hates opinionated weather forecasters, etc., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

This is blank for me.

Must mean it's already adblocked.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

Revenge!

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

Empathy FAIL

Distinguishing between real and toy FAIL

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

pfft for naughty horsey

*restrains lol ever so slightly*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

I'm already regretting thinking this

but was that death by bukakke?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

it was already dead when I wanked all over it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

That looks a bit like a cdc...

Needs more magenta!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

Like this?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

Not quite...

I was thinking more the ears as balls and a big veined cdc under the tyre?

A bit like this one earlier www.b3ta.com/board/8970192

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

That's a big cock

holding a CDC

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

But he was such a mellow fellow . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Now he's tyred

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

sorry if bindun (v likely)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

Hahaha!

excellent

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

Times are even hard for Father Christmas in the current economic climate...

woo to pic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

It's clearly Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

DON'T TELL THE ELVES!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

They're all whacked out of their minds on Jesse's moonshine.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

There's no finer

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was watching argumental

last night, and Marcus Brigstock was using the image of Father Christmas to support obesity

"imagine, a skinny man, in a tight red suit, with big black boots, a big black belt and a sack of toys for your children. This man deserves to be on a register, and rightly so. Make him fat and it's father christmas who we all love"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

fat people are not pedoflies

ftw

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

paedofiles

*beats around the head repeatedly*

i'll accept the misspelling of philes as that could be a joke, but lack of dipthongs will result in me destroying the entire US language

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yeah . . . but what about the action figure ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

i put it there by accident

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

Smooth move . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

Sorry, that means you have to suffer this again from this morning...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

ahhh...

thats why i had it on my mind!

woo to you!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Ha ha ha

Have a click

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

hee hee hee hee

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

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