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# "You blind yourself with comfort-lies, like 'Lightning never strikes you twice', and we laugh at your amazed surprise as the ark begins to sink ..."
Dis on gwat to Me Ass Is on Fire for de lightnin tutoriaaal.



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# why do I think that's Ealing Town Hall?
edit: aha, it's NMA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# because you are mental.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ah a fellow Ealing-ite
my god I'm glad I got out of there..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I used to live in Ealing Village
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# not me sir
I used to live in Acton

but now I've moved to the sunny delights of Slough
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# pffft
out of the frying pan, into the fire..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Lovely
I've got a really good source image but I don't know what to do with it.
Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# What's it of?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Its a really good one of Sting in Dune wearing a really stupid pair of pants.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# put some sensible pants on him
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Depends what it is.
If it's of Dawn French getting felched by Jennifer Saunders who in turn is being felched by Judi Finnegan who is getting head from Anne Widdecombe, who's parting herself with a spatula, then I suggest you put a rain effect on it and put it up on the /links
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# A "drop some rain effect on that bitch" Vagabond
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Formulaic? Moi?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# put some rain on it and post it.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# lovely! :D
rain looks like a plastic bag. but that's the way you like it :) so, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Who throws a shoe??

Show them what you do Random Task....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *giggles*
Hello Sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Why hello there...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It's Mr Teh Hat!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# pfffft!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Dave :)))))
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Oddjob's hat wouldn't have worked.
Mythbusters said so.

Mmmm...Kari!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hmmmmmmm carry
i would "carry" her off.....to my love cave where i would force her to copulate with me using SCIENCE.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Google tells me I spelt it wrong.
have a NSFW pic.
content.ytmnd.com/content/f/1/d/f1dd2372ae7728ae86409fb4c9bb0412.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# oh you fucker, i can't possibly look cos i'm at W.
is it the carry pornalike?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Prolly
But I do hope it's really her!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# it ain't
if you look at the larger version you can see its not
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Close enough.
*saves for later*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# she is quite pretty
although i always had a soft spot for Scotty, but most of the magazine shoots she do add about 10 years to her
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# She's too manly.
And doesn't have red hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have my morning fish
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# pft!
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# pffft
it's fockin' boss that there mate
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Fooking brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Whatnot from whatsisband for Shrek!
you know who I'm talking about. Thingy. Pop factor shrek bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Danny form hearsay

Why do I know theses things!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# That's the chap!
There was a thing in the Guide on Simon Amstel's best put-downs from NMTB over the year.

There was one about it taking three researchers to find out Danny's name.

Kinda had to be there I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I saw that ep last week.
He is so close to the bone!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# bwahahahaha
i was waiting for blue screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Awesome stuff!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ?
What am I looking for?

EDIT: Ha ha I am such a wally
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Henry?!
:s

EDIT: Wally - there he is!
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Just Wally?
No Quo?..are am I so blind?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# haha :)
found him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I need new eyes
can't find him
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *points*

he's there!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# point harder
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Pffft
got 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# It made me do it

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# That's nicely shopped.
He'd not be able to shout with a punctured lung. Obviously that's not your problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# cheers :D
I even cracnked out the perspective tool on this one!
Layer masks, clone tool, you name it, its in there.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Bless your posh little head.
Well done, wormy louse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I get this reference how sad am I? ;)
pfft

*owns Halo3 on Xbox360 Elite*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I'm at ur moms house
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LTxO_pgMqys&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# whatever happened to ym?
That was short lived.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ym is alive and well
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=ym
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I think you should bring it over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I think ym should bring it over here
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# She's too busy for all of that nonsense
she's got being wounded to be getting on with.

It's your baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# How is babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Sometimes when a mummy Wormulus and a daddy popular insult love each other very much
mummy Wormulus inserts his braincock into daddy popular insult's idea vagina, and babby is created in mummy Wormulus' headwomb.

For something so shit, that was quite difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# How girl get pragnent?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# blowjobs and daggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I've never played Halo
but I still understand this from reading Ctrl-Alt-Del.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# There's a reference beyond the shopping of the head of one cult figure onto the body of another?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Master Chief is one of the many "Spartan" soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Should I de-ris?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Thankee...
/has not played any Halo games
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Actually neither have I
but as a geek, I felt it my duty.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# The weapon is the 'Spartan laser' if that makes any difference.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# One of the most over-rated games of the last few years
the campaign was rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Marvelous stuff.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# This must have bindun though.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Based on my Saturday.

Click for 200+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
*clickvote*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I finished mine on Saturday
/smug bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Found a thing the Grauniad on Saturday on how to make a monkey out of a pair of socks

Here's my effort, amusing himself with a monkey glove-puppet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Aww he's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Cool monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Cool!
Step forward Prodigy69 :)

Happy flaming icon day.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# cold dead eyes of a killer


happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# woah that was quick...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# That's ossim!
Is the guide online? I want a go.

Happy candleday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I've just been searching for it, but I think it was print-only
I'm going to make a couple more this week though, so I'll take pictures
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Can you take pics of the instructions?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Aha
It's more or less this:
www.supersockmonkey.com/catalog/howtomake.html
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Brilliant!
*reads instructions upside down*

*turns a monkey into a pair of socks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# It looks as though you have to have special socks that already look monkey-ish.
Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Not really
though stripes help - I just picked up a pair of cheap fuzzy ones (and ended up covered in cheap fuzz in the process) but I'm going to try and find weird patterned socks to try and make different kinds

[edit] actually fluffy ones were a pain to sew, and one of the best results I've seen just used socks with different coloured heels and toes, which is quite effective
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Why don't I have awesome fluffy socks?
Just cos I'm a guy I still have the right to ridiculous socks.
*grumps*
*And have a Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# It's Christmas time of ridiculous sock presents.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Not for me :(
In place of ridiculous socks I get novelty items from my mum (eg. wind-up chattering teeth and squeezy goo-balls)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# 99p a pair
from the 99p shop
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# 99p you say?
This is MADNESS!!! But I can't buy them for myself...I'd just look silly then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Most excellent.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Ace!
I've been on here too long though. The position of his right arm made it look a little bit like you'd given him man-bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# me too
I just took a picture of him getting bummed by Bi-Curious George :(

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# is that a korg in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# It's a Yamaha
belongs to the missus (as does Bi-Curious George)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Positive Sock-Puppet
lovely monkey puppet with a monkey puppet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# That's ace!
I want to make one, what section was it in?

Happy b3tadat also!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't dabble in forces you don't understand, Emily.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ALL WIN!!!!
Groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha booom stick!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# half way down i thought "lateral thinking?"
"monkeon"

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# This explains EVERYTHING
Woo, huzzah and yaffleyaffleyaffle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# BRUCE FTMFW!
Clathu...verata...n---
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Evil-tastic!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha I loved this movie
old enough to remember it when it first came out

Top banana have a click
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You are too good!

Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha fucking lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Ohhhh I must get around to ripping my DVD copy of this
And making lots of nice little Bruce Campbell gifs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# And the competition goes to Monkeon
again. Because he rocks. Still.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# YES!
all of this and more!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# This is what I love about this site!!!!!!!!
Where else would you see ideas like this?????
(angriestangel, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# oh yes!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Prague, 1568 : Rabbi Judah Loew ben Bezalel discovers Strawberry Jelly isn't ideal Golem material
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# No doggy, don't bite it, it will pop!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Aren'y you a little fat for an Imperial Guard?
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Well stay here and rot, you stuck up bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
oh... Lois is so hot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :D
I'm a green shirt away from completing my Lois outfit. I've got the hair and nose down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You'd be awesome as Lois
I think i've said this before!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *gets a little damp*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I wish she'd grow her hair though
or they'd grow it for her. I'm not cutting off mine.

I shall have to be Lois from before they got married, when she still had long hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# loose lois?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :-(
offended captain is offended. But yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# noooooo
thats what gene simmonds calls her
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I know, I know.
I'm playing :D

I'd not have let Chaim get away so easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# oh alrighty then
good

i'm going to head off now.#catch you on the flip flop
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Later, potater
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Mmmmmoist?
*giggedy*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *drops monocle at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# He's knocking on the back door!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Let him in!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# AHM A-SCAIRT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Yay for jelly golems
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hehe
Silly Rabbi
OY TO THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# \o/
I must listen to this tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haha
how odd
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# He's no Dorfl.
I wish I had a golem to do my bidding. Tea-making and hitting people in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Would You Like Jaffa Cakes or Jammy Dodgers, Master?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Jaffa-cakes please, my large clay companion!
*sits back and relaxes*
Oh, and punch someone in the face while you're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# heheh, outstanding!
reminds me of those jelly he-man sweets I used to get from the cornershop after school...
*Dvorak's "New World" Symphony plays over memory*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I was going to cry LLLLLEEEEENNNNSSSSFFFFLLLLAAAARRRE!
...but then realised he's translucent and it's just the outline of the arch behind him.

As you were.

PS Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Ahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I am never eating a jelly baby again.
If that's what their big brothers look like.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Fish magnet - deploy!!


Success!!


'Ning. It really is magnetic, look.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ^ Science
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# i used to have a game with magnetic fishing rods where you would fish blind into a cardboard pond and try to hook plastic fish and not the old tyre or boots
i miss being little :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Mind Piss
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *high five for being awesome*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha, blimey, I had one of those, years ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I cried because Anton Di Marco sat on mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I MADE that game when I was little,
I drew fish in crayon onto card from cereal boxes, cut them out and taped nails to the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Oo, nice one.
I probably would have done that if I'd thought of it. I used to love making things out of cardboard and paper and shit when I was wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# It might have been inspired by Blue Peter,
or maybe an advert for a "proper" one on the telly. It was one of my brother's favourite games as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I used to play that game
with the little fishing pole with the magnet on "I'm going to catch you little fishies!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I had a little motorised one like a slow centrifuge.
The fish had magnets in their mouths and would open and close their jaws as they span around.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You are one them posh kids aren't you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# No, I think I'm just younger than some people here.
Motorised toys are much more normal these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# We just used to go down to the river with weed-killer bombs..
The fish loved them so much, they all came up to the top for more...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Factual inaccuracy:
Lobster sticks to magnet
Please correct.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# oh hai
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Oh hai city gent.
What a long neck u haz.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# LOLgiraffesindiguise.
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It's a giraffe?
no wai
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Ya!
Srsly!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Woo... nice disguise Mr Badger
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# have you seen a giraffe around here, mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# 'Ullo Fred
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha that's a well Foggy elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Why is it always foggy in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It's Foggy on that elephant...


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# You ain't seen me, right!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Who said that ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# You're hired!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# It is I ...... L'claire
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Like you care...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# They are all
tesco value versions of someone who came before them.. At this precise moment in time we are scrapping the bottom of the genetic and cultural barrel :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# If you scrap the bottom of the barrel
everything will fall out
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# aaaargh
*kills self*

I mean wtf is going on with popular culture right now? Old bands reforming at an alarming rate, every film's a remake, new singers shamelessly ripping off motown etc..

Have we all just run out of ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I don't think we've run out of ideas, per se
just that it's cheaper and easier to rehash an old idea than to dream up something original.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Its the public's fault
The media industries give us what we (the public generally) want.

If people stopped going to see remakes...
If people stopped buying shit recods...
If people stopped buying tickets to see Take That...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# true
but the public want what the public get, by and large. Entertainment corporations could drag them off in some other direction if they so choose.

I suppose remaking is the cheaper, financially safer option.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I am not sure what to say now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# google for a reply
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Nope... That did not help...

I Googled "For a Reply"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I am not sure what to say now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'm not convinced there was a golden age of original material.
When was that?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# well everything is based on something else
which is how ideas progress, and it's always been the case. But now we seem to have switched to literally remaking bland versions of past culture rather than improving it in any way.

Meh, maybe I'm just getting old :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Meh, just ignore it
I don't watch this shit, or listen to it and Simon Cowell hasn't made a penny out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Since he's a major shareholder in BMG
he probably has
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Like I know what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Oh yes. Yes.
Yes.

EDIT: Wait - who the fuck is Leona Lewis?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# you watch talent shows!
*points and laughs*

edit: ah, ninja edit on your part..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Leighton Jimbo made me watch the final
I don't normally watch it, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# What's wrong with talent shows?
If it wasn't for talent sghows we wouldn't have
Lenny Henry
Jim Davidson
Joe Pasquale...

um...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# no.
that is all. :D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
I thought she was the best of all the live-finalists, mind.
/the wife made me watch it, honest - blog
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Laura...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# No.
There was something about Laura that I just couldn't warm to.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Who? X Factor?
I'm not watching it, I've seen a photo of that blonde boy and I'm already against everything he stands for. *judges book completely by cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# i find it saves a lot of time and i'm usually right anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Well in that case I bet he:
-sings like a girl
-is all sensitive
-has already cried at least once on telly.


Can someone let me know if I'm right?


edit: you do and you still talk to me? Aw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# yep, from the cover i can tell you're a venomous but cuddly goff monster who's just trying to keep her dick hard in a cruel world
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I do try :)
Yes I'm fine, ta. Band practice tonight, so I'll be ever so cold, but also a big bass wielding triumphant person, so swings and roundabouts....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# lordy fuck you respond fast
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Depends on the person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *blushelles*
you play upright or.... laying down(?) bass?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Lying down bass.
Upright would be a bint to get to practice in a car containing:

one combo
one cab
two guitars (inc mine)
Cymbal scaffolding
snare
cymbals
sticks
bass pedal
two people...

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# that would be a be tricky yup
uprights are dead cool though. the 14 year old in me loves kim nekroman's coffin bass. and the 21 in me loves his wife's. psychobilly is just dead cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# It is, but it's invariably full of right pillocks.
Post metal FTW. We're all clever and pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# mathrock is my current favourite.
i loves the 65dos i does
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Is she the Black druggy who was claiming benefits
for her and her 3 kids (each with a different father)?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# No, that was a different Tesco Value Leona Lewis
(Whoever she is)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
You lot make me feel less "I am old and don't know wtf is going on in popular culture" and more "thank feck I am blissfully unaware" and for that I thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# /mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I said black, not a derogatory term.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It is if you read the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# 'Black' is a derogatory term.
Oh bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Nah
she was the black "Tonight Matthew I will be Amy Whinehouse"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# kelly holmes?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Er, what?

Sorry, this probably needs more cocksLOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Tastes like wood!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# * Licks...
^ Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# It's burning my pudgy fingers!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Southern Fried 'Pecker - Finger Lickin' Good.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# OMFGSHIPMANLOL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# :P
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61609/1204208158/linckin.gif
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I recognise that Yaffle!
Oliver Gatepost?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Nicole Kidman is Filth
Photobucket

Go on, say a load of unfunny shit - you know you want to.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# real lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaaha
hahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahah

hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Sometimes one word
is worth a thousand....
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# ^ cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Adblock's getting a workout today...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahah! oooooh......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# you get my vote
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# roffle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Thanks...
Cunts, as usual you fail to disappoint in your unfunny bullshit.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# that' the wrong magenta...
try the other one
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Aye... that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It's fucking MONDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# is my watch slow?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# It is?

*uses deodorant*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Do we think schools have broken up for Chrimbo?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# oh hell... it's getting to that time, isn't it?
has anyone re-stocked the bunker?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Monday is the new Tuesday
get with the fashion babe! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
A piss-poor injoke; well done, twat.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Git wiz da program, ma nizzle

Purple is not magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Wasn't going to give this its own thread, but since there's fail to push down the board you can have it.


Parallel lines by Blondie. Best album ever or what?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# so would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Nice effect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Cheers.
The morning's idle tinkering between bits of w*rk. A fairly easy subject to stare at for a while. The breakthrough came with a dash of sepia and some tinkering with the contrast to stop it being so glary.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# would - 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# she was hot!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# She is still a bloody stunning woman
compared to most.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Gorgeous
*cliiiick* :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Absolutely top.
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Oh dear gods I would loved to have had an interesting conversation with her 35 years ago.
Union City Blue FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Your so Blond....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# not in a month of Sundays, but it's perfectly serviceable.
Nice effect :)

I'm off out to have a cigarette. I wish people would stop proving me wrong about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I am very much loving it at the moment
...but then again I am very fickle in my best album ever choices.

A couple of months ago it was KLF's The White Room, before that Blood sugar Sex Magic, before that the Traveling Wilburys before that The Advent's Elements of Life etc etc...

basically anything that has stood the test of time and gives me a happy on my otherwise tortuous bus travel to work...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Nicely.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# one of them, deffo.
my top 5 albums are
Dark Side of the Moon (fuck off. Its a cliche because its good)
Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables - DKs
Black Market Music - Placebo
Personal Journals - Sage Francis
Too Far To Care - Old 97's
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Stay here for longer than ten minutes
I'm going to out for a cigarette but then I'll be back and it'd be lovely if you were about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# oke koke
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Good man!
How are you, pet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# fucking dire
i've a mountain of work ahead of me with a deadline of wednesday and i've got sinusitus. so all is not well in the state of denmark.

hows you blossom?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Jeezy Chreezy
wish I'd not told you to stay on now. Poor lovely *hug*

If you've got stuff to do, chap, by all means go for it. Obviously you could have done anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# nah i've just woken up so i'm just enjoying a bit of b3ta before i get up
so you all good and ting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Let's move this up there :D
(yeah, I'm alright)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I'm not too sure about mine
Except that Suck on This! by Primus is probably on there somewhere.
Dunno why, that album just works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I'm with you on the DKs
other than that.. hmmm

Entroducing has to be in there for me
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Oooo teh Shadow...
Good call...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Fresh Fruit has the most recognisable beginning of any album in the world
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefficientcy....."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Sage Francis is like Immortal Technique
My favs include Black Sabbath 1, Hawkwind 1, Uriah Heep 1,
I usually like first albums better than follow-up albums
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# that is a rather excellent effect, sir!
woooooful stuff!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ha haaaaa
more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaah!
Fucking hell that just made me office lol
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahhahaha! Awesome!
thant the heavens i wasn't actually drinking the moment I saw this :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Ooof!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha, smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ZOMG MARIO ARE A DIRTY NSFW BACKSTARD
Sorry... but i goes an posts it anyway, innit!


Click for bigger (155KB)
As if you want it moar biggar, or maybe you do?
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Cunt...
oh, and NSFW


Did i mention, Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# He's not a c*nt...
C*nts are useful...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Your keyboards broke TGA...
some bugger's swapped around your '*' and 'u' keys
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yo*'re f*ckin right too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *swaps them back*
better?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Wonderful, wonderful, Adblock
*sends virtual kisses to creators*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# good god ^THIS^ with huge fecking bells on
Adblock wins over all plugins...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I'm on IE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Grow up?
On b3ta!

It's b3ta that keeps me young!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
/fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Grow up!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Grow up!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *sticks tongue out*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *pulls hair*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *flaps hands towards your face*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# heheh, I'll have to send a virtual sympathy card :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# oh for Adblock...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# i can't install it on my library computer
so i have to keep sharp when i b3ta while i'm working. fortunately i have it here so i can see how horribly abused he gets before ignoring him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# What does Adblock precisely do, btw?
I imagine it blocks the picture to stop your boss seeing it, but does it do anything else than that - perhaps configure it to wipe the image from the computer's temp storage, replaces image with a cute kitten shop etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# you can select a picture (or infact entire URLs) so that it hides the image
Basically, I can continue to flame contribute to this threaqd without viewing the offending image :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# So there is no image
but a lot of people saying stuff like "You Cunt" "Fuck you in the Man-Cunt" etc. is the Boss impressed by that? hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Not if he's a f***ing Kestrel and can read it from the doorway...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Ah you have one of those bosses that doesn't
sneak up behind you and peer over your shoulder saying "'Fuck off you Cunt' is that the level of your intelect, you're fired!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# My boss is 87% ninja by birth.
It's his Swiss Army training. He walks like a cat and we're fairly sure he can materialise at will. Luckily, he doesn't often walk around with his reading glasses on...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I just installed adblock to see
Basically it does what Steve said. ^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Not f***ing wrong!
I had just adblocked that and my boss walked in, ninja-style...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *check profile*
Looks like Mr. Horrible beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# for FUCKS SAKE
I was on full shitting window then you absolute cunt.

Ah, having read your profile it would appear you're one of those delightful people who thinks all this is funny. Christ, your parents must be the biggest faliures since theirs.

Mods- he's obviously enjoying all this bollocks. Any chance of a banhammering?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Haha
I don't normally reply to these, but this is so shit I felt I had to.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# look, just fuck off will you.
I like my job, and I'd rather not give my boss a reason to fire me.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Oooooooh...
...you're back!
Everything alright? I was getting a bit worried...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hey there LJ,
just took a little break...

(and there is nothing wrong with my back :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Fair enough.
Re-charged and raring to go?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *flexes internet muscles*
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Stevie!!!!!!
Your back sir, me worried too :( Yo ok sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hey Ninj! yup, all is good mate!
hows tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Greta thanks mate
Good to have you back ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
#


and



Thanks fuck for Adblock...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# you sir are a tit
and now you're on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# FUCK...
...OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# nice trolling
MODS ARE DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# goodbye!

where's Scaryduck with his insta-ban mod powers when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# YOU TOTAL FUCKING TOSSER!
* clicks ingore
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Cock off!
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# DAMMIT
I arrived late.
Still...
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Nobody likes you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Good job I can't see it
PS I OWN YOU on the personality disorder stakes. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# tosspot.
buhbye.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Strike!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# FBW
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hehehe!
I've seen a lot of these this morning - can somebody do one of him having a shoe thrown at him or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Pissmittens
Someone scored a homerun on Bush's ass.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# PISSMITTENS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# MITTENS OF PISS
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It's just rounders in jimjams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# have they put an
"assasination attempt" spin on this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yay robots
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Should have put an umpires mask on t'other guy
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I like this.
Can someone tell me when it's Ok to look at B3ta again after the above posted awfulness? Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Woo!
Source please?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# what?!?
media2.woodtv.com//video/Stations_lin_Prod_20002_wf2//2008/12/14/BUSHDODGESSHOEgoodversion_20081214165044.flv
EDIT: fixed, with a real link
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# What?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I love the new movie but the voice is irritating to the Nth degree
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Yays
The Man Who Would Be King is on Channel 4:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha! And you've made me repost.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nooo I can't believe I laughed at one of these :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# You mean you didn't laugh at any of the others?
*harumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I might have laughed at the "foggy" one...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Have my new spang, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Ahahahaha
...but oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :' (
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# doink! *squeeky noise*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Where do I apply for this job?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Haha!
Aww!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# In a way though, I can understand the voice.
Otherwise people'd hear Batman talk and say 'ooh, don't you sound just like Bruce Wayne?'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah I agree but he didn't really have to sound like he gargles with
Nitric Acid. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# The slight lisp made me smile.
Awwwww. Endearing Bale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic - i totally agree. it was a shite film :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# what absolute nonsense...it was far from shite
away back to clooney and his batnips
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# god no
but batman begins was brilliant! i really didnt like gotham it just didnt look right. Batman just got on my nerves!

oooh and the sky hook thing - surely the smugglers would now know that bruce wayne was batman! :S
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# eh?
I thought it was a cracking film, best I've seen in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# i just didnt like it
its a shame as i really looked forward to seeing it! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# obvious troll is obvious
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
you know it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# troll
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9024896
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# It was great
but I thought Iron Man was better
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Iron Man was quite good :)
not a big fan though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# i always wanted to see this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fantastic_Four_(film)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# All of the Fantastic Four movies have been utter pants!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I thought the Silver Surfer was good

the rest of the film was mince
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Yes I agree if the Silver Surfer had been a film in it's own rights
then it would have been good - but the Fantastic Four are really bad, bad acting, bad realisation, bad storyline - I've not been more dissappointed since Sly Stallone did Judge Dread - Arrrgh and I loved Judge Dread from the 2000AD comics!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Judge Dredd = me devastated :(
Sylvester (I knew you'd say that) Stallone as Judge Dredd so fucking wrong
Rob Schneider as Ferg so fucking wrong

Angel Gang = spot on.
ABC Warrior = spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I cried a tear at this movie
what a wasted license!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'm sure I downloaded that unreleased one from some torrent site :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Yes was watching that the other day
fantastic film I think it was Robert Downey Jr. doing an excellent acting job that really sold this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Downey's a brilliant actor
I fucking love him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# pffh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahaha! Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# this is all of the genius!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# On me 'ead son!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Yays to the tag!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# :)
It's hiding a magical hovering rotating shoe...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i made a calendar once
in primary school
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I bet it had glitter on it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# it would have
but I ated it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Tip top!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *clicks through desk*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# needs more
Julie Moult is an idiot
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# The guy on the right
is enjoying that so much, I think he's having a little wank.
Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# yeah, I thought that too... maybe just with his thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha excellent :)
also, top tag!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Top stuff.
I remember one holiday with the lads,two of them were doing this in the pool,and said we have to beat 20 before the holiday finished.
I think they got over 200 without missing the ball!!
/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :)
Funny idea
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Cheers!
I couldn't really compete with yours in the throwing department, so I had to think of something else...

Congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# woo lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Excellent....
and nice tag
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# This is so full of win it's spilling over the brim
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome stuff!

What is the source for this?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)

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