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Microwave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

this reminds me of the YMCA dance

*edit* - now with animation

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

with hand-sized pencil sharpeners

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

this reminds me

of every single other one of the thousands of threadwasting doodles he posted.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

Wow bitchy.

That was uncharitable.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

wll put me in a dress,

fuck me up the arse and call me Susan. Well spotted.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

You had me at 'dress'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

I had you at Easter did I not?

I may be confused ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

Don't flatter yourself, love.

Besides, I know where you've been.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

Has he been to London to see the queen?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)

Sort of

But it wasn't London, and nothing to do with the Queen. There were more chips and pikeys, though.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

You've been to Bristol to visit a queen?

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

I saw Kylie

at the Astoria. It was great.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

You are a gay stereotype

AICMFP

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

And then some kid burnt your neck and you didnt like it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

I see an old man in a nursing home

being made to embrace life by some young whipper snapper telling him to do stretches. But all he wants to do is have a sit down and a cup of tea and a look at his medals.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Everyone else seems to be replying to this thread

so I thought I might as well too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

Your dyslexia is getting worse.

Even though you don't actually have it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

Heavy one last night.

I have a newcastle brown bum as well. I just told a guest who came in the room, 'Watch out! THere's a fart on the loose.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

*bokes*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

Wow. Now there's customer service.

;)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

Hell yeah!

Don't get that sort of service at ASDA! I should start doing a fart forcast of TV.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

Dude! Where the fook is my hat?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

"I used to have hair this big"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

great job microwave

... who started that..?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

Cockweasel

www.b3ta.com/board/8529457

(According to the search)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

He started it himself if you look at the whole thread.

What a strange boy.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)

Another day, another demon for father Henry...

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

they have a 9000watt light buld in their bedroom.

must cost a fortune.

(waxdart hello., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

9000 Waff?

That's powerful!

;-)

Edit: Gah! Ninja'd!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

Oh my lord, yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

Heheheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

THE POWER OF QUO COMPELS YOU

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

Hello c_kick

Off to U-town in half an hour. How's the weather?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

sunny like a shaved bottom!

no, really, it's sunny

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

Cool.

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

allow me to slip in this ronseal poster for said movie

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Excellent, mate :)

*click*

Stop hogging all the good ideas!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

Oh tish tish..

...you charmer...:D

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

hahahahah!

has anyone seen the two prequel movies for the exorcist? Not sure if the complete boxset was worth picking up.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

Score!

Nice one Ninj :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

Cheers Yam

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

Ha ha ha.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

That took me too long, a cracking Henry sir :D

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

Cheers Ad!

;-)

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

I am number two :(

(waxdart hello., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)

Hello, I'm 14241

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

*buys*

*calculates actual discount*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

Morning 14241

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)

morning yemen!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)

Ssssh!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

Morning 38688!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'm

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12!
doo dodo do dooo dodi do.

EDIT: I'd also appologise for yesterday when I said I was going out for a fry up and ended up having a brisk walk, fresh OJ and a shot of wheatgrass juice.
I know it betrays everything that a fry up stands for so this morning I went to the local greasy spoon and consumed an artery buster special.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

You

Legend!

doo dodo do dooo dodi do

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Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

I have that as a fave on youtube

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

I'm going to have to be childish and type the following: 8008135

sorry

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

Silly steve, you should have typed

5318008

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Typing fashist!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

but then I'd have to turn my PC upside-down, or do a handstand on my desk :S

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

cor!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

pedatoN!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Sounds like a robot that searches for paedos

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

55378008

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

sieboob?

I don't get it.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

SEIBOOB?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

SIDEBOOB

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)

Hahahahah...

oh, that reminds me, I got Family Guy season 7 for chrimbo, and STILL haven't watched it yet.... I must start on that tonight!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

WHO IS NUMBER ONE?

oh - it's buttercup

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

it's still Bryan Adams

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

at 5000 weeks at number one

every thing I do, I do it for you.

(waxdart hello., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

Yes but who does number two work for?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

In Soviet Russia

Number Two works for you.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

I'm 18040

Do I win a sausage roll?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

ok im a nintendo fan i got a n64 a nintendo ds and a wii but WTF?

nintendo is running out of ideas i say make more metroid,zelda,kirby, and more inportantly more mario games.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

resort to same old characters

to prove they've not run out of ideas?

(horrid, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

I love you gronkpan

you know that, but you got to cut down on the ketamine. you dig?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

i still don't have a wii but yet i tend to get happy just looking at games to play so depressing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

I have a wii

waste of bloody time. Hurts the next day.

I still want a wiifit though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

they're great

the ski-jumping one is top

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

I am determined to be a normal thin person by the end of 2009

so of course, I need to spend money on gimmicks. I can't just run around outside like everyone else.

It's either that or I dance around the living room to Haddaway again, but I think my neighbour will actually immolate me if I play any more 80s and 90s cheese at her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

My mates had a band called Hideaway

and they couldn't understand why we all kept requesting "What is love" at their gigs.

Numpties!

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Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

Shittest. Song. Ever.

The end.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

^this, very much

Although when I go to fat club tonight, I will have lost about half a stone since last week. Bloody Norobloodyvirus.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

thought i'd hate it

but got addicted to mario-kart on my brother's.

(horrid, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

And why does Poland doesn't get any Wii games at all?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Why does Poland doesn't indeed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Because they can't make them out of potatoes & cabbage.

/casual racism blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

I come in late to the world of Wii. My son already had a Gamecube and I didn't want to have him play video games all day. My son eventually got it as a gift, and I am very glad he got it, because now I can play!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

You have a son?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

So do i

However, he will not have any games as we need our garden digging.

(waxdart hello., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

That's the spirit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

just tape the wii controller to a spade

and call it Mario Spade or something

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

I'm not racist, but....RACIST!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)

racist

*feck 20sec too late

(waxdart hello., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)

I don't have any children.

I was just quoting from a gaming forum, as I suspect gronky is also doing.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)

Obviously you have no idea....

The most number of zombies on screen at a time is around 20 last time I checked compared to around a couple hundred on the 360. Dead Rising on the Wii is but a mere shell of the game.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

But Ghostbusters is going to ROCK!

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Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

ty for upload kloanoa for wii looks awesome sonic looks good but im still not going to get it i mean the secret rings was terribble u moved automaiclly

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

Are you buying weapons, armors etc. and equipping yourself with them?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

^THIS

can't wait for it! That, and Aliens Colonial Marines

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

Can it be used for Mario Kart?? I have heard 2 different answers, so can anyone help me out??

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

Resetup me Gamecube the other day, just for the daughter to mess about with something

*plays Zelda bonus disk some more*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

hehe :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Ha!

I have seen Braveheart loads of times but I never realised he played the role of King Longshanks until today.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)

This is great

and deserves more attention. Shame about the threadjacking.
Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

thanks

(waxdart hello., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

'ning!

It's age the celeb tiem!

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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

This is jolly good.

And makes me feel sexy in my inappropriate place.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

next door's shed?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

The Hindu Kush.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

Hang on

that implies you have an appropriate place.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

My face is absolutely appropriate.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

who's that?

he looks like Dr Chris off GMTV

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

Daniel Craig, innit?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

oh yeah so it is

I am such a dimmer

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

Thank goodness you're pretty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)

hahahaha

hahahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Call me easily pleased *shrugs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

why making so much of 2d games....i want to see more games like castlevania judgement or fps...

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

Danny Craig?

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cupboardy, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

haha

is that Bond chimp face actor Daniel Craig

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

Oooh, I hope this comes true.

Very good :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

holy fuck!!!! youve turned him into my countrys ex-prime minister

www.iiofpitt.org/UserFiles/File/Common%20Ground%20April%202008/ahern.jpg

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

the nose!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Michael Palin!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

the mouth!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Decapitation Street

(__, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

NSFW NSFW (last frame)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

Eejit

(__, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

W A

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

Yes

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

ahahahahaha

hahahahah

*breathes*

hahahahaha

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

hahaha

(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

Hahaha, fucking hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

fooligans!

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Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

Gaaaaaaail Platt, Gaaaaaaaaaail Platt

her face look like a scrotum,
what do you think about that?
Gail Platt, Gail Platt,
her scrotal pate is a wonder,
and she used to be called Tyldesly,
or something like that.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

thats painful

but woo!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

I only have Paint

And a touchpad mouse about the size of two postage stamps.

:/

(__, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)

No! No!

The Pun is painful!
In a good way.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

Still working on fixing the static fur

bzzzz-donk-bzzzz-donk-bzzzz-donk

*edit* haha! just noticed the antenna go spazzy

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)

ooooh, lovely reflections and refractions

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)

^this

tis lovely indeed

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

Vray

If you haven't tried it, you must.
Kicks MR.'s bum.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

I keep meaning to, especially with the results taters gets

but right now I cannae afford it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

FREE THE BEE!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)

ooooh, you talented sod; that is utterly awesome!

*click*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

2009: Dan Ackroyd is inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

lovely work indeed

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

This is very lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

*beeglees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

Brilliant.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

Lummy that's good

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)

Wow.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

get's my vote...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

Wow.

That's awesome.

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nick the greek, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

Lovely!

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Monty Propps, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

lush

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

I could watch that forever

Well, for quite a long time anyway.
Clickety click.

(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

lovely

but sad (how emo am I? !)

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

Hahahahahaha!!!

Superb!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)

Hahahaha

TOOOOOOOOATS!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)

hahaha

Vitruvian man has never seemed so repellent

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)

hahahahahahahaha! fecking office lollage too.....

TTOOOOOAAAAAAATTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

Bus lollage.

Beat that!

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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

church (bonus points for funeral) lollage

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)

Goodness!

Nice tripod positioning, sir...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

hahaha :D I love those eyes

Clue: First line of "Subterranean Homesick Blues"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)

Johnnies in the basement, mixing up the medicine

you were close.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

Heheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)

hahaha - what?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

pffft!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

"Washing machines live longer with cows on"

(1.618..., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)

I love this!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

cheers!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)

HAHA

what a lovely tripod :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

where did you get that photo of me?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)

reflectoporn.org

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

This in fact

www.jennyhow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kettle3.jpg

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..wil, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

Yaaaaay

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)

pahahaa

I might have to go have some more RIGHT NOW!

*takes trousers off*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

Ha ha ha, oh dear.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)

Hahaha! Very Subtle...

*Clicks* :)

FP this Biatch?

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Darklord, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)

Good call that man on the FP.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

Wooo!!

It seems I have teh special powers...

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Darklord, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)

hahahahahaha

oh, great herod's artichokes, I just noticed the reflection!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

Argh!

I only just spotted it

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

TOATS!!!!!

ON THE FP!!!!!!
TOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Woohooooo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

impressive robot cock!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)

you misspelled

TOAST

(googlebot, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

Toats!

Jeez you got this tatoo'd on my brain.
Toats - genius!

(Mister_E_Meat was caught sniffing bike saddles at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 7:58, archived)

For Ninj...

Tempt the gout away from your house with cheese, then lock all the doors, so it can't get back in.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

Doesn't it have to be a full moon

and you bury it in the back yard?

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Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)

Silly Frumbert....

That's how to get rid of measles.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

oh yes, true

i buried my aunt out there when she had the measels: never did come back, though I do hear her swearing sometimes

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Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

after getting a toad to lick it

then Robert Johnson turns up, or something

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)

Hahahaha...

That is SO spot on and SO *clicked* You cannot believe how much it hurts.
Everyone assumes you're sat all day supping Port and Red Wine!
I would love everyone in the world to experience the pain for just 5 minutes.
Then they would understand what it's like, bless you Moley for this :D

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

mr b3th has this, so I fully sympathise

but I challenge anyone to beat the pain of endometriosis and arthritis on a daily basis.

On the plus side, I get prescription strength painkillers.

On the minus side, they will eventually rot my intestines and cause internal bleeding. And I'll have to keep taking more and more to get the same effect, so I'll end up stoned out of my gourd and turning tricks on street corners for my next fix.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

*poorly-expressed sympathy*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

Ouch!!

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

meh

I had an operation about 16 months ago, so the endo has now gone (for the next ten years anyway, it may come back after that) but the arthritis still hurts like a bastard.

Knees, ankles, hips and the base of my spine.

I'm thirty fucking five, for fuck's sake!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

Bloody Jedi...

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)

hehehehe

"This isn't the aircraft carrier you're looking for"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

"Aren't you a little short for a launch guide?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)

I find your lack of a Control Tower disturbing.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

Ningles Joe...

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

Hahaha!

so very *clicked*, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

Cheer JP!

;-)

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)

Shards of frozen piss.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahahahah! Awesome :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

Shtevie!!

Mornin' sirrah! :D

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

ning ninjy, hows tricks this rather dull-looking thursday morn'?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)

2009 IS THE YEAR OF DEATH FOR ANYONE WHO DARES STAND IN HER WAY ITS DESTINY NINTENDO TO TAKE BACK WHATS RIGHTFULLY HERS

WIIMOTION PLUS AND CORE TITLE EXPLOSION WILL SEE NINTENDO DESTROY HER ENEMY'S

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)

Nintendo's a girl?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)

It's very late in Australia

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)

yes

almost tomorrow in fact

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Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)

Pfffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

No it isn't, I've heard reports they've only just hit the late 70s.

Terrible racism. Shut up, lime woman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

ahaha

that'll explain the mullets

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)

yes, it is quite racist.

but what do you expect? We sent all our criminals and retards there back in the old days.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

I understand this to be an accurate assessment of the

Global Financial model for the upcoming 12 month.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)

destroy her enemy's what?

battleships?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

Ta Moley

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)

nice

and earlier that day, during the first attacks...

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

Nicely!

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

I'm wearing a pair....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)

I've heard that excuse before

dirty, dirty, boy!

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Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

in your bed!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

Hahaha

I'm more of a commando personage myself.

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

really?

do you change your legwear daily?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

Thought for the day...

*fetches bleach*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

Well otherwise I'd have to you my wooden leg:P

More bleach?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

Only in the summertime, ghosty!

'ningles

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

hahaha

rummage rummage rummage :D

I've just seen a weather forecast for Sunday..SNOOOOOOOW!!!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

Says heavy hail for London

wanna swap?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

Hmm. I'm in Kent, what if we only get hail too?

THEN WHAT? NO DEAL, GHOSTY.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)

we're getting hail in Slough

no doubt it will be the chocolate flavour hail we got a few years ago

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)

*laughs*

*points*
*gaffaws*
*howls*
hahahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehe
hohohohohohohoho
You're in Slough.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

I am and I'm proud of it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)

Yes but I've done shits that I'm proud of.

Have you considered upgrading to Milton Keynes?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

Well if it hails

I personally will be outside with a tiny golf club using all the wonderful balls that nature has given me.

*plays with his nature given balls*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)

Hahahaha...

Mornin Moley! Ok sir?

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

I'm fine, but damn these wool pance!

How's you?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)

The Gout's back...

...it hurts like hell, otherwise fine thankee mate :(

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)

Have you tried eating cherries?

Mr Bucket gets gout, he eats a jar of cherries and he's fixed. It's like fruity magic.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)

Ooh no...

...I'll try that ta :D

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

will hemlines go up or down?

that is the question put to me not 20 seconds ago

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)

I can say knowing that I am completely correct

Yes they will.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)

I've read that sentence three times now, and I'm still in the dark.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)

put the light on

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

I could, but I'd get told off

lights off and blinds down in my job :(

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

Sorry I'm precoffee

All better now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

up = less material cost, more promiscuity
down = more material cost, more austerity

the answer is Shirley Temple

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)

Are you saying you'd need to be held back if you saw a OAP in hotpants.

Sorta reminds me of yesterday. Saw this old dear, she must have been about 80 and she was a punk:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)

Hemlines go up in recessions don't they?

recessions and wartime.

Ooooh maybe not:
seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/360526_shortskirts25.html

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)

I was just searching for change.

Erm ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)

It was in your testicles?!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

oh well...

re-risification: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7828549.stm

Oh, and mind the seams.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)

Gosh, I could never be an MP

I like free speech far too much.

Morning, poppet!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)

Hello Pickle! *waves*

You all good?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)

I am, I am.

Stretchy, smily tired. The office is quite warm, and it's just turning me into a cat.

How's my chap, then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)

Rounding off a fine cup of coffee.

and deciding which emails to ignore for the next few hours.

Then, it's lunch time, a little snooze in one of the conference rooms and deciding what to do for the rest of the day. Oh, and I've just bagged a gig to Barcelona in two weeks!
So, all in all, pretty good really.

Wanna come? That'd be a hoot :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)

Hahaha, a pale Jew in Spain.

They'd love it. I'd be followed by packs of F1 fans wearing ringlets and shunning bacon.

You'll get to see all the Gaudi though (again, I take it). Luckyyyyyy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)

It's a great town.

I love the huge covered food market on Las Ramblas. Awesome fish to be had there.

nom nom nom

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)

I just had a really strange pain right in my chest, on the left.

*worries*

You know when you have a bit of food trapped in your oesophagus? Like that except deeeep inside the left hand side of my chest. My heartbeat's quite slow, too. Hmm.

Probably nowt. Stop overreacting, Fae.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)

*cuddles and soothes in equal measure*

It's all fine, lovely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)

I get that a lot

my chiropractor says it's cos I spend hours sitting in front of a screen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)

Really? Oh thank God.

Sorry, my dad's got no end of heart problems so I'm always wary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

I've got this picture now of you as a rather eccentric CEO of a wine and cigars company

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)

Oh, if only!

:D

Edit: I do like the 'eccentric' idea, though. Wouldn't be too much of a stretch to achieve that. ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)

If you do ever decide to do this

remember you've already got a PA...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)

If I ever win the lottery

I am setting up a company staffed entirely by b3tans

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)

*sends CV*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)

I like this plan.

It would be excellent.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)

Yes please yes please yes please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)

Are you my boss?

He calls it 'narcolepsy'. We call it 'being an alcoholic fat bloke'.

Not suggesting you are either of those things, of course. If I could get away with having a kip in a room at work (conference or otherwise) I'd jump at the chance.

Maybe not jump. Collapse.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

Well, I'm currently trying to lose some spare tire,

but the alcoholic bit is pretty much spot on.
Sadly. Ah well.

Who'd have thought a mid-life crisis would be so much fun, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)

*big hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

We're all alcoholics more or less, though, aren't we?

I had my mid-life crisis at about 19. Which means I've only got about seven years of life left (assuming I've done it correctly).

And tires are fine. Go with them, I say. What would you rather be, fat, pissed up and happy or thin and a cunt LIKE WHAT I AM?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

Tricky....

I shall pontificate on this conundrum over a glass (or two) of claret.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

Pah, that's not real alcoholism!

Me, I sneak Netto Gin into my beans when the walls aren't staring at me with their big, flat eyes of chipboard doom.

Or is that psychosis? I forget these things.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

Big-Style Acid Flashbacks, by the sound of it.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)

Ha ha, probably too close to the truth to bear thinking about.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

but Grunty surely you're only young

and people are having mid-life crises earlier nowadays

I read it in the People's Friend

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

Up there with Wikipedia on the reliability stakes, eh?
Child of the sixties, me...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm thinking of becoming an MP just to annoy people

But I can't find a party self-righteous or worthy enough.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'd get into trouble immediately.

I'd say something, everyone would have a tremendous flap and I'd tell them all to fuck off and find their own opinions instead of bitching about mine.

I mean REALLY. Does nobody have anything better to do? Kids are dying in the Sudan and the Gaza strip, and we're worried about the musings of one woman? Fuck. Ing. Hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)

at least she didn't call anyone Sooty

that would be REALLY awful

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)

Dear gods!

Don't cross the streams!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)

Yeah

because we all know how a yellow and black handpuppet is almost synonymous with nig-nog and raghead.

I've probably not got it and it's all terribly shocking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)

sooty, covered in soot.

i.e. Dark. It was a very common term in the Raj.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)

Ah well. He doesn't seem bothered, does he?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)

but that has nothing to do with the limp-wristed arseholes

who have nothing better to do than be offended on behalf of people who are not offended.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

That's my point.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

If he was called "nig-nog" and "raghead" and found it funny

then surely his opinion counts, rather than the opinion of hand-wringing middle-class twats whose only contact with other ethnicities involves complaining that their food isn't up to scratch. Am I right, my little kike darling, or am I right?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)

As always...

Can't.... actually... think of any racist terms for Scots. Shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)

"porage wog" seems to be a good one.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

That, then.

Biiiiiiig one. Cold, too. Jumper... bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)

are you just writing adjectives and nouns today?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)

scarf cunt.

That's two nouns.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

It is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

It also looks like a wonderful insult that may have been directed at Tom Baker

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

Would work better in your voice than mine, though.

I sound like an idiot when I swear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

you don't

you sound like a St. Trinian's schoolgirl, bunking off school and spending the day smoking and trying out swearwords.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)

Exactly

I'm doomed to an eternity sounding like a 14 year old trust funder.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

*wanks furiously*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)

If I ever do audiobooks, I'll send them to you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

hahaha I've never heard that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)

Sea Tramp gets the credit

though possibly Pasanonic was the coiner, though he probably nicked it off someone else.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)

*steals*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

Well precisely this.

I'd also try to swear on national tv as much as possible too.

And I'd use words like "spacker" as well.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)

Everyone should, imho

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)

who?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)

Arsemint Butty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)

arf

MPs out of touch? Not strictly telling the truth? I don't believe you.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)

Morning! *hug*

I think though all this wailing, gnashing of teeth and wringing of hands that goes on tends to fuel it more - and companies who wanted to downsize anyway are using it as an excuse to get rid of people.

I'm personally sick of hearing certain people complaining about others spending money and moaning, "Don't they know there is a credit crunch/recession on?".

ARGH

/This mildly uninformed outburst was brought to you by Mentos, the Freshmaker

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)

"Yeah, don't make it any worse by spending"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)

Morning Lovely!

*hugs*

I just love the ineptitude of these feckers. Great spectator sport.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)

Is that Darth Vader's wife?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)

I may as well reply to this too

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)

Thanks, man.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)

the nukes are about to start flying in the middle east, thousands are losing their jobs,

people are losing their homes, and the polar ice caps are in their fastest retreat ever recorded, yet MPs' first priorty is to start pointing fingers and name calling all because someone said something that can be seen to bit a little "off"

I love modern politics.

edit: from that story, it looks like my local Zavvi is going. That's a bit of a sod, they had a good horror section - a bit better than HMV has.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)

I was watching PM's questions yesterday

what a limp farrago of debate

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

Simply the phrase "Limp Farrago"

has just made me giggle like a loon. For that I thank you sirah.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)

I really can't watch anything like that anymore...

I hate the way anyone who is involved politics cannot answer questions properly.

- I've developed a low tolerance for arseclown-politians who generally behave as self-serving wankrag pricks.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)

she should have said

"I can see a few shoots of recovery and these shoots should not be referred to and/or discriminated against based on the colour of their leaves, and shall henceforth be referred to as "shoots of colour" or "chlorophyll-containing organisms of indeterminate origin""

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

oooh it's PC gone mad

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

I don't like her

she's a bad 'un. Still ignoring people's right to privacy and the European commision to allow BT to go ahead with using equipment that now intercepts every piece of data you send on the internet so that they can anylise it and decide what shit to advertise to you on the page you are still waiting for. (don't say adblock, adblock is a band-aid, it will not alter that fact that interception of communications without consent is against the law under RIPA and the computer misuse act and yet is being allowed to happen by this woman ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

I read this in El Reg today

fucking scary it is

I'm moving to Myanmar

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)

I've spent over a year on this

and have spoken with a number of MPs and privacy advocates and the upshot is that yes, it's illegal and no, BT don't have to worry about that because they will be allowed to break that law for commercial gain. I hope te EU commission puts them out of business because they have been ignored by this government and they are gonna come down with the ban-hammer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)

Lucius Fox: You've turned every cellphone in Gotham into a microphone.
Batman: And a high-frequency generator-receiver.
Lucius Fox: You took my sonar concept and applied it to every phone in the city. With half the city feeding you sonar, you can image all of Gotham. This is wrong.
Batman: I've gotta find this man, Lucius.
Lucius Fox: At what cost?
Batman: The database is null-key encrypted. It can only be accessed by one person.
Lucius Fox: This is too much power for one person.
Batman: That's why I gave it to you. Only you can use it.
Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)

I believe I've spoken to this Mr Fox

in a call centre in Mumbai

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)

In a comically gruff voice?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)

^ what that wise man said

*glances around to check how many CCTV cameras are watching*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)

all part of the slippery slope...

"How do we get this bunch of cunts to roll over and let us invade in every part of their personal lives that we don't agree with?"

"Tap all of their communications, sir."

"They won't go for that, we need to lube them up first."

"Put it in the Batman script?"

"Worth a try, I suppose."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

I don't mind CCTV cameras.

I don't mind that I can be found by GPS in my phone, I would not mind identity cards or biometric fingerprinting because all of that would wipe out half our crime and make our borders tighter and safer. I like security.
I do mind the fact that people think that they have the right to introduce a business model that is tantamount to opening your mail to see what your interests are so that they can benefit financially and I have my privacy raped and my internet experience interrupted and corrupted.

Advertising companies are in deep shit, they realise that the only market left to them for significant gains id the internet. They are attempting to spread the falsehood that the internet needs paying for and that users have to accept that they can not have content without the advertisers pay for it.
Bollocks. If people want to stream high speed content to customers then let them pay for it or charge for it. If social networking is somehow costing the earth make people pay for it. Indeed if people do want content that costs then let them pay or charge to serve it because injecting adverts for cars into my webpage calls just because you know I was at the Fiat site last week is not going to do anything other than line the pockets of cunts in advertising.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)

Errr, we're not *all* cunts.

That's a little sweeping, If I may make so bold.
And this idea that Ad companies are 'spreading the falsehood' about the payment model for the internet simply isn't true.
That's more at the door of shoddy ISPs (BT for instance).

Anyway, just saying.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

NO I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANYTHING THANK YOU

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'll fight you until your eyes bleed on this.

Because you are wrong. The targeted advertising model is being whored around the world by many a firm and content is the carrot.
BT are not pushing this much at all. In fact BT are saying very little on the matter and censoring those that do. BT want it all to go away so they can continue it in calm and quiet.

You look at any firm working in the online advertising sector. Any single one of them that has comment on behavioural advertising is claiming that the internet cannot supply the content that the consumer 'demands' ( no studies as usual ) without advertisers pay for it. Most of us don't need or want it so a better model is make the people that want it pay for it, leave the rest of us alone and fuck the vile, blood-sucking, parasitical leeching advertising cunts right in the back bottom.

For the 8 hours a day you spend in your office finding ways to steal money from people you are a cunt. After that I'd take you for a beer all day and talk about 3d modelling ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)

I'm so glad you're not at all strident about this.

But, don't worry - it's ok to be wrong. I won't tell.

I love the simple-minded argument that says Advertising 'steals' money from people.

You, me - every fucker buys stuff, there's no gun to anyone's head. If you're (not you personally) too weak-minded as to be influenced into spending money on something you don't need, then - you know what - you get no sympathy here, sonny. Spend away.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

Don't get me wrong.

It's not actually the advertising leeches that I have issue with. It's the fact that this model ( layer 7 deep packet inspection ) is illegal under at least 5 separate areas of UK and EU law. It will be devastating to webmasters who are told they have given implied consent for anyone to harvest their copyrighted data so that visitors to their sites can later be served adverts for their competitors.
I've not seen an advert on the net in over 3 years and nobody has to but that is of little solace if people are allowed to intercept my communication for nothing other than financial gain which has no benefit to me. If I want to make a purchase I'll research it and still see no adverts. There is no need for my ISP or any advertiser to have any involvement in this other than my ISP doing what it is contractually obliged to do by providing gateway services.
There are legal ways to do this, they must use an opt-in only model and gain written consent from the publishers of all data that they harvest and that means both me and the content provider. This is what the law demands today but is being ignored because after all, opt-in is the death of any advertising model.

The upshot of it is that nobody, not even my ISP should be allowed to make a financial gain from my data. BT's model allows for opt-out ( despite EU commission rulings that anything of this nature must be opt in ) yet that does not change the fact that your data is still intercepted, parsed and then discarded when it knows you have opted out. The interception has already happened and the law has been broken.
Nobody in their right mind, whatever their job should support that. Until the law is changed you can't allow people to break it just because nobody gets killed and everyone except the consumer wins.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

On that, sir, I take little issue.

I was merely trying to point out that whilst the ad industry certainly has it's more disreputable individuals, that does not necessarily apply to all of us.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

I know.

but it would not be me if I did not call anyone a cunt.

I've avoided mentioning them but Phorm are the UK culprits and I can be nothing but pleased that I had a small part to play in their world last year. A world that saw them lose 85% of their value and most of their cash holdings without ever realising the smash and grab, big money takeover that Kent Ertugrul must have been betting on ( he's done it with every other startup he's masterminded in the last 20 years ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

all I get is ads for anal speculums.

I can't understand it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

www.dirtboxstainless.com

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)

ah, right

that partly explains it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

I hope she mixed that fertiliser with the existing soil

or that's going to ruin her tomato crop!

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Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)

Hahahaha...

Mornin sir! :D *clicks*

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Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)

Morning, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

Nice bucket.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

pffft.... dozy cow

ningles fella!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

Ningles, young sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)

Young?

I love you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)

You're rather fab yourself, sir

If I may say...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

sorry

joke courtesy of my work colleague Julian :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

Sad news.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)

holy shit, I didn't even know he died....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)

Did they scream "KHHHAAAAANNNNN!" while trying to save him?

Awww, yet another "I heard it on B3ta first" death.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)

Heard this this morning...

Two legends in one day

Why does that always happen?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)

Sad news indeed :( RIP Khaaan!!!

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)

Darn.

Didn't know he'd gone.
RIP.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)

oh noes

*remembers Fantasy Island*

the plane, the plane

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :(

de plane boss!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)

yay!

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Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

Poor Paws...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

pffft

what?
woo yey

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SiX and his hat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

hahaah

That pic amuses me greatly

Also, what a bizarre source

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

It's fantastic source pic, isn't it...

Claude looks like a real smug bastard, I can see why Paws would do him.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

No, don't leave Paws....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)

Leave it Paws, He ain't worth it.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)

CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK, PAWS!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)

Stating the 'bleeding' obvious

Story
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7825780.stm

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finger jockey, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)

Yay for Project Management! LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)

FINALLY

*tries to bask in the only instance of this she'll ever see in her life*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)

What?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)

Sorry, I don't hear 'yay for project management' very often.

More '...bloody hate project management. What about you, Captain?'

'Er...'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

I heart project management

They help me out a lot :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)

Everyone should heart them, operations and team leaders.

Then I will be a very happy project managementy operations team leader.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)

Consider yourself lucky you never worked

for my company ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)

Ah ok.

Project Management is a fucker, unless you are one of the people doing it in which case it rocks.

"You're not doing your job properly!"
"Fuck you"
"Whatever, I'm gonna make you life hell. LOL!!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)

It's only part of what I do, so I haven't really got the scope to be a cunt

as it'd only be me that I fucked up...

I want to be something else. Photographer, pornographer or sex therapist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)

Well what you need to do,

is become a proper Project Manager. Do what I did, convince your company that you need a PM department, and then you will get to start the department and you can do whatever the fuck you like. Including taking photos and pornographing....probably.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)

My company needs no convincing

we've got tonnes of them, it's just that my little sector is all fucked up and I do three jobs. I know, I know.

I just need to get out of here....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)

that is indeed true

:D

i dont know why people complain about the NHS, at least its 'free'*, if you want a higher standard of health care, pay for it!

*albeit a small amount of "national insurance tax"

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)

This^^^^

People may well complain about it, but the fact of the matter is that we do have one of the best healthcare systems in the world, if not the best and some of the best doctors in the world, for free :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

indeed {^_^}

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)

erm

we're about 13th in the world for healthcare that is provided by government and we're fifth in what we pay.

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SiX and his hat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)

*ignores*

mmmm, sexy nurses!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)

Still

better that than America, eh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)

but at least we're not america

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)

indeed

they'll sell your liver to pay for an ambulence ride*

*may be over-exagerating but it's early and I'm buzzing on coffee and redbull

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SiX and his hat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)

oooh, what about Deutschland?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)

I'm starting to fall out with Germany.

It's like here, except nicer in most of the ways I can think of. Hmph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)

Ah but extremely horrible in other ways.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)

I just want to smoke in the pub again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)

Well you can only smoke in grotty little pubs now - most places are non-smoking

Although some places have "smoking rooms"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)

I love grotty pubs though

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)

It would be great

if you never had to leave Meissen or Heidelburg except to go to Lübeck or Rostock for a holiday.
That's a Germany I could live in quite easily.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)

Oh definitely

and I guess I should emphasise that most of my experience of Germany has been in Berlin, where the cunt quotant is pretty high

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)

The NHS does amazingly well with the money it's given

Or at least, the bit that my mum works for does- she makes things stretch as much as she can, bless her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)

Stretching things as much as possible sounds like the problem I had

6'6" bloke strapped to a stretcher designed for someone a maximum of 5'9. I don't know which was more uncomfortable, the car crash or the ambulance ride to A&E.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

that box

will never be ticked

(the nurses and doctors work 14 hour shifts though so who can blame them... bloody NHS)

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SiX and his hat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)

You, sir are talking right out of your arse.

I'm a doctor, and I do my fucking job properly, 14 hour shift or not.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

Looks like my "Personal; Development Plan" every year

10 pages of questions basically so I can say "I'm doing my job... leave me alone to get on with it"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)

^ this. with 360 degree assessment knobs on.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)

oh god I hope it's not this:

- wash hands
- do operation
- remove medical instruments from inside person
- sew up
- wash hands

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

I am unsure of the correct procedure for filling in this form.

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Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

Have a self-deprecating, terribly witty and drily ironic comment on art delivered in a self-satisfied, nasal drone:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

Why is it never raining in your pictures?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)

Because like everyone else I'm inherently racist though I try not to be.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)

I knew it!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)

Racism is a crime.

Are you foreign? Because crime is only for foreigners....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)

This is An Art

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)

"A" art.

It's "A" art, idiot boy.

Merci.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)

Why is it always see through shower curtain in your pictures?

:D this is good, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)

Dangle shoe horn, madman.

And how is your loveliness today?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)

I'm fine, thanks. Tired, but only in that stretchy, smily way.

How's you, chapshape?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)

I'm marvellous. It was Mrs A Vagabond's birthday yesterday

So we went to the iMax to see Bladerunner, and it were brill. I'd forgotten exactly how incredibly beautiful the film is.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)

Ohhh you lucky things!

That sounds like an excellent idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)

It blummin is. If you get the chance, sieze it like you would a wrong 'un.

Ace ace ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

Understood, sir *salutes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)

*Opens umbrella* brill as always AV!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)

Hooray! Cheers your unique steve-ness!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)

It can't rain all the time

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)

It does in my heart...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)

I'm not racist, but I like this!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)

Hooray!

How's tricks?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)

Tricks is fine.

She's asleep at the fireplace right now.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)

FUCK YOU BRIAN SEWELL!

Sorry, natural reaction to art ;)

Woo sir, as ever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)

Brian bloody Sewell. Art critics in general.

Mr Vagabond Snr is jolly clever - he's a professor and everything. We went to see some Damien Hirst stuff, and V Snr. started talking about one of the fire extinguishers in the corner of the exhibition. Within 10 minutes he had a little crowd listening. You think I talk bollocks? I learned from The Pro.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Fucking brilliant :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)

\o/

Woo!

*fetches umbrella and wellies*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)

Thank you!

How's you?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)

Rip Torn accidentally discovers the source of Will Smith's fame on Men In Black

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)

FRESH!

edit: The name Rip Torn in combination with that animation is quite unpleasant

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)

exciting

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)

she's so exciting to me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)

Pfft!

FRESH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)

'ello 'sush

Is that your dawg?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)

Nah,

it is Epiphanys :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)

Hahaha how odd

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

Ha!

Funny Funny!

(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)

hahahahahhaha, utter strangeness :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)

So it's Tim Curry's fault?

aww... I used to like him too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)

7 Shape ... Be Seeing You!

Patrick McGoohan (Rest In Peace)
_{(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)}

7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

_{All 7-Shapes Art: Public (inc. B3tans) | Music | Artists | Politics | Actor | Comedy | Director | Literature | Science | TV & Radio | Pointless}
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:42, archived)

I really really love this

and the whole concept of the project

well done you

*edit* have you done Patrick Moore?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:52, archived)

I've not done Patrick Moore ... no ...

But I'll put the old games master on my list.
All suggestions are welcomed for people to do.
Although I have about 600 famous cult people to do already.
And about 100 B3tans.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:59, archived)

Bloody hell

That's gonna take ages - when's the exhibition?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:01, archived)

A few years time maybe ...

... I'm trying to do one a day now. That's my plan. So to get 1400 odd will take me about 4 years or something.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:02, archived)

I've got to do 2400 heads for the quilt

(if you're at all familiar with my heads). I'm currently on a -teen number, I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:06, archived)

what's this quilt?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:18, archived)

Heads. Lots of heads.

Embroidered onto different scraps on linen, then the scraps sewn together and backed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:19, archived)

sounds like a big job, lovley :)

Ning! *hug*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:20, archived)

It is, so I can't start it for a bit.

I've got a lot to do this year- the main one being a quarter of an hour's worth of hand drawn animation *looks a bit frightened*.

I've done it before, but nowhere NEAR on that scale.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)

blimey - you got a storyboard and everything already?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)

Hmm.

Ish. If by that you mean '...in your head' then yes.

Luckily there's nothing in the way of story as such or dialogue, just lots and lots of water.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)

hand-drawn animated water? crumbs

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)

I know.

Stylised water, I hasten to add. That's more for me rather than anything else, adhering to a style will make it so much easier (not to mention quicker).

Nothing particularly lifelike. Fucking hell, I'm such a gung-ho tossbag, I'll never draw again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)

lol

You're fab :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)

:D glad someone thinks so

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)

oh, someone does :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)

HURRAH!

A friend!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)

I thought for a moment you meant plastic doll heads there

but I'm not sure that you were anymore.

Good morning miss

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)

I wasn't, ningles sir

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)

it's a type of bedding — a bed covering composed of a quilt top, a layer of batting, and a layer of fabric for backing, generally combined using the technique of quilting. Another technique for securing the quilt layers is tying. Tying refers to the technique of using thread, yarn or ribbon to pass through all three layers of the quilt at regular intervals. These "ties" hold the layers together during use and especially when the quilt is washed. This method is easier and more forgiving if the quilt is made by hand. Tied quilts are called, depending on the regional area, "lap", "comfort" or "comforter", among other names. Many quilts are made with decorative designs; some quilts are not used as bed covering at all, but are rather made to be hung on a wall or otherwise displayed. In British English, quilt is another way of saying duvet, wadding is another way of saying batting, and calico refers to muslin rather than to a fabric with a printed pattern on it, but that's not important right now.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:19, archived)

Good morning, my little pumpkinny-wumpkinny.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:20, archived)

*secondary hug with extras*

hullo !

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)

*abnormally big hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)

In that case, I don't feel so bad about asking

if you could possibly add Screaming Jay Hawkins to that list please....

i8.photobucket.com/albums/a44/moxievision/Screaming-jay-hawkinsN.jpg

He's quite an interesting looking fellow.

Obviously, only if you're ever done with all the others and you REALLY want to do another one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:01, archived)

Already had him on my list

I love that guy ... he's quality. Mad and cool at the same time. He was really good in Mystery Train as well, if you've not seen that film check it out.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)

I have not, no!

Ooooooh, thank you.

(Nice to hear he's already in the pipeline, I really think your style would suit his features.)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:04, archived)

I put a spell on you.

BECAUSE YOU'RE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)

stop the things you do

HUHHHHUHUHUUHWASSUP I AIN'T LYYYYIN'

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)

oooh, now that is a slice of excellence, right there!

'ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:56, archived)

very nice

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:56, archived)

lovely and commendable

mind if I like to my commemoration from last night?
www.b3ta.com/board/9094211

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:56, archived)

That's well sweet ...

you should pea-roast it here.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:58, archived)

Excellent stuff, Toast.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:00, archived)

ooooh lovely

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)

This is brilliant, well done you.

Was anyone watching... I think it was BBC4 last night? Blow Up (watch this film, loads hate it but I love it and it's got the glorious Vanessa Redgrave in) and then a program about Rankin redoing some famous fashion photographs. Wonderful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:59, archived)

That is brilliant!

may I suggest Steve McQueen for the treatment

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)

You can and he's on the list ...

... but not the Steve McQueen you're thinking about.

I'm doing the other one, the one that did that film about Bobby Sands and won the turner prize.

Not the Actor one.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

Is Jesus on your list?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF ONLY KNOWING THE ACTOR ONE

even though you are 100% correct

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)

Seven shades of woo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)

This is ace.

I've sent you a pic of me for your project.
Hope you can use it.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)

Ace as ever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)

morning

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:30, archived)

Hahaha

ning matey

Although I'm not sure Romeo had a lawn chair and a megaphone in the play ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:32, archived)

hahahah

top RARK!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:34, archived)

it's

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:39, archived)

Is it?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:41, archived)

It is.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:42, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)

I have it on good medical authority, that this is fact

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:23, archived)

This will a sad sad ending

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:25, archived)

Wow

The Teletubbies have really changed since I last saw them

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:25, archived)

I love the oddness of this

will you do it in HD?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)

as in proper with pen and stuff

I suppose I could

I shall make a note

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:55, archived)

Well what did he expect? Brie?

nicely, sir ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)

This has made me laugh

more than most things I laugh at on here.

Well done, you.

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Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:18, archived)

hurrah!

I'm hungry, and I love battenburg, so this is just the information I needed.
*fetches kitchen knife*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)

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