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# RonSeal
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Arf! Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# muhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Holy Moly!
*fears & clicks at the same time*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
he's very happy about it, isn't he!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahahahahah! shitting heck, creepiness ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Love it! Should've had him holding a brush or can of tuna? (taste exaclty like it says on the tin??)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahaha ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# If only b3ta had been around in the 1960s...
Glitter made a good double for JFK
(M. Oignons Lurking, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Josef Fritzl's first hiding place was far too easily discovered
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hahaha The Magabe Years.
Was Fred Savage in that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# phew! me neither :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# What might have happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# .
That is quite clearly my grandad and the geeky girl from Scooby Doo.

My nan's going to fucking kill him when she sees this.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# but you ought to high five him
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait_Till_Your_Father_Gets_Home

edit: ooh - 70s not 60s
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Damn right.
And I'll give him a place to stay until the heat dies down.

I always preferred Velma to Daphne anyway. Good on 'im.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Yay!
I love my mom and dad and my brothers too
And the groovy way we get along
But every time the slightest thing goes wrong
Mom starts to sing this familiar song:
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# you is OLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# My first ever (animated) .GIF
Photobucket

Knowing this site, the joke has probably bindun (and better) but I thought I'd have a go.

::EDIT:: Thank you for the laughs! 'Twas only supposed to be an experiment with GIMP but glad it raised a smile!
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
not seen it if it has
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice chobb!

I like the fred perry branding. So true
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *giggles*
Love it. I don't care if it has been done (and I don't know that it has)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# haha
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# and excellent it is too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *nudge*
How did I not know Grey's 5 was on tonight?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I've already got the first 12 episodes....
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# hahahahahah! top stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I miss the limes
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# come on b3ta after 9pm then. then there's limes. lots.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I promise to aim better next time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
FIEVEL! FIEVEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# you homo
Fievel is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Fievel make you get down!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# someone shat on the wrong side of the bed this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# that is why I shit all over bed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# It's worth it, for the warmth.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Nice and sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Bring it bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# :D
Nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :) cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I see the chavs in ramsgate are keeping busy...
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45403000/jpg/_45403097_wood7.jpg

Gotta love it really... Would have been better done in whisky... :)
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Fail
YOu'd think you'd know after six years.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Would have been better done in /links, more like.
I'm really going now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Ooooh no you're not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# bai bai
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# *waves*
Bye, pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# This is still one of my favourite clips ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Its ace, but the FAIL is on for too long. I just wanna watch the actual footage again and again as fast as poss!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# This good enough for you?
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=gZ0thujwaDY
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# FAIL?
Thats totally WIN!!

Dont see that in the premiership.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh gay off
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# a member for 6 years, 5 months and 7 days
*runs around screaming*

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# mmmm, that looks tasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# available now at Lorena Bobbit's Butchery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# looks salty more like..
with a hint of cheddar
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# UGH
hahaha genuine recoil in horror here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# ^ This
Oh dear lord!
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
#
cannot un-see penis!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha, took me far too long to spot that
I was just sitting there thinking nice ham
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# innocence
is such a virtue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Your point being?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Nice shopping
good to see someone from the BBC post their work on here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# wood

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# What?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Nice...
...thread rescue!
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ohhh you beat me to editing it :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# faily, faily, faily....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# nope.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Happy Candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# thankies, 'Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# This time next year we'll be millionaires!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# What do you mean more than ten?!
Anyway, I'm off. Hooray get the drinks and party hats out. Bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I have a used party popper if that counts?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# lies!
there's only one B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I think, maybe, you're missing the point.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# End of day doodle.
A lion-bloke....in a tux.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# He makes me think of Billy Connolly.
Very nice, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# BIG JOABBIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# jojoba?
Jojoba?!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Jarjarbi?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# One looks most smug
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Lion man
Woot.

Profile pic? You should do these for all your characters.

Come to think of it, we havn't see bunny bitch for a while.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Yes
Hillary, was it? Shes my favourite JJ animal character. She was nice, and doesnt remind me of some of the horrors of furry art ive seen out there.
Sorta half human, half bunny. Who actually wears clothes!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Exit Stage Left, even*!
Nicely, sir.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snagglepuss
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :D
pursued by bear?

was snagglepuss a male stripper?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# The wife says that quite a lot.
In the voice.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Yet another reason why he's lovely.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# no tits
FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# He looks very dapper
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Too Many Frosties?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
this is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# cheers,
Both are bad for the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I want to see that fight.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I want to see the sexy tiem show...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Would it be followed by or immediately after the fight?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# The fight's on E4 at 9.15pm on Saturday, repeated on Sunday at noon..
The other's showing nightly on Dave at 10.30.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# fuck
he/she looks like he/she stole each of those teeth from different people*



*dealing with unspecific genders is sooo difficlut
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I know those teeth!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahah
so they are
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# REJOICE!
I liek this lots
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# well - there goes my errection!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# made mine better
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Haha
I know that mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# oh - I bet you do!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# miaow *throws poo*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Lovely pose
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# LOLZ
Baby GMoS

randomn.es/images/61168e13314cb821694a78782ebbee88.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# ^this
What even is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Isn't it a Corrilat?
Native only to Bouvet Island.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I thought it was ET
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It's GMoS, at birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# {O_O}
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Now with added monkey beer...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahha :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *collapses laughing on floor*
fucking brilliant.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ahahaahaha
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# This is absolutely fab
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Confusingly
it's not for monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# It sends their eyes swirly
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# someone get that ape a bra
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# She's just showing you her nipples have gone darker during pregnancy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# well - she could have sent me and MMS
or skyped me on my iPhone... I can't deal with reality any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I said the President is a nDANG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# hahahaha
I said THE SHERIFF IS NEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Needs more crosshair.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
"I said the sheriff is a n-"

He says the sheriff is near!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# noooo rackin' frackin' darnit...the sheriff's a ni....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Arf!
He looks like he should be playing baseball!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Heeeellllloooooo...
Cover me boys, I'm going in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# corr! :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# why hello!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ^ Would (from both ends)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# awwwwww, look at all his lovely velvet
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Such soft, sensitive lips....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Thank you
8-}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# *puckers up*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ?
puckers throws
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Yes
This!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# *removes hat with left hand, clasps it to breast*
*proffers hand*

WHAT a delight to meet you, my dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# ^ and then Fwaps furiously...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ^while crying
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Speaking of breasts
Gwyneth Paltrow gets one of her chebs out in her new film and they've got the video of it on the Marie Clare website.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# She looks like the kind of lady
who has those little ski slope boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# The perspective of the shot isn't conclusive
Nipple is a bit darker than expected but that may be just the lighting.

All in all (and bearing in mind you only see one and not t'other) a respectable 8 our of 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# She's had babies, yeah?
Probably why her nipples are darker, they get darker during pregnancy I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Ah
trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Just bigger
/relurks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I'm sure I read that some people's go darker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Well yes
Disturbing pictures in my book. Very thankful it didn't happen here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I hope mine don't go too dark *looks down top*
I'm too pale, it'll be weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# It looks weird on anyone
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It'd look bloody strange on me.
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# The bump would look a damn sight weirder ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D
Already got one of those - cunningly disguised as a beer belly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Does it wibble of its own accord?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Given the right amount of Claret*,
yes, it does.


Edit: Other wine also has the same effect, in fact any alcoholic liquid pretty much works.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# She's got massive tits
One's called Chris, the other's called Shallow Hal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Pfft!
I liked Shallow Hal in a cute story kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Cameron Diaz?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I could punch that bloody whiney-arsed cry-baby all fecking night.
I know that's not perhaps the most politically-correct sentiment in the world, but dear Christ she winds me up. She's the movie equivalent of her husband's music.

Even when she's trying to be sexy - I took a girl I was trying to do sex at to see Sliding Doors when it came out, and even as a sexy, come-hither type she still looks like she's about to burst into tears and write a poem about it all.

Gaw lumme she gives me the ump an no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# This, and what with Joaquin Phoenix a step away from the loony bin
it's probably not a film that people are going to flock to see
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like Joaquin Phoenix as an actor, but as an interviewee he's a bit of a stuck-up, humourless prick.

I really liked him in U-Turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# He's the Manson Family Rhymist now.
That's not his rapper name, but it fucking should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fucking hahahahahaha!
You are a legend!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# \o/ thank you!
Recognition!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Have you seen the video of him "rapping" and then falling off stage the other day?
Not easy viewing.



Still would - after slapping him in the face and telling him to get over himself
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# No.
I'm not sure I want to, in that I don't want to see footage of women I fancy having a dump.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# *wolf whistles*
She looks strangely male though don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Rarely have I seen such an enchanting ungulate.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# This may well be
a still from the latest family CG blockbuster film "moose on the loose"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# HELLO HAPPY MOOSE
I LIKE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# MOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Superb stuff!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# MOOSE!

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ding Dong!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Another image courtesy of the Freebs&Barbie "comedy" factory ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Also: best Falcon pic EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Isn't it just!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# haha
woosome!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hehe top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Clickety clickety click.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# tee hee
It's the way he tells 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# heheheh

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
you forgot "Pwincess" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# and
poweh (powew) =-)
(ganainm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# yeh I know!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# You's brill.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Pfffffft
nicely!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Haha
Brelyent
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Fucking hell, mate
you're on fire today.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Troof
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Sorry to BW
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# kablammo
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Yeah, I am
LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ah, a lenticular cloud. Hello, lenticular cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yes because it's a known fact that they have flying cups
rather than saucers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *imagines that much coffee*
By Jove, that's a sexy thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Coffee delivered at Light Speed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Stop it, I'll fall off the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# by sexy aliens
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I'm starting to find young men attractive.
19/something around here year old boys. I hope it's just that I'm hormonal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# bah! those well formed 19 year old physical prime boys are always getting the wimmins excited
what about us fat past it physically kaput messes kept alive by caffiene and chipfat, damn it!

oh yeah.. I just realised what's up with those, never mind; as you were :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Not me, though.
I like my men in their mid 50s and squinty, I don't know what's wrong with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# you are quite, quite mad, my dear
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It's pronounced 'awesome'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# does it also come with an epic guitar chord
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# It comes with the entire pentatonic scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# crikey
that's as many as seven or even eight whole notes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Whoa, Nelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# 5
it's penta tonic.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I'm so glad I don't need to know what it all means
to be a working musician.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# i press um magic button on keyboard
it go "CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC"

or "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and etc

witchcraft it is!

and that's all I need to know too :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# lol
but you see young human

every good boy deserves favours

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# You mean ... you mean ...
I don't have ANY hope?

*coughs*

*cleans spectacles*

*swallows*

*looks hard out of the window*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# my god, you've eaten your glasses
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Are you planning on being a turkey in your 50s?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Gods no.
I shall retain this physique and well-being, thank you. All that shall change is possibly my favoured brand of whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Anyway, you won't want me then
I plan on getting wider with age, so I can be Nanny Ogg when I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Oh well.
Nevermind. I'm sure you'll cope admirably.

Ha! "Admirably"! See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# admirably?
is that like? on a boat?

edit: what? I don't even know what I mean by this question
edit2: oh yeah, I was thinking of admirals, which just raises further questions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# they're a friendly bunch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# alien socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# cool - I just posted this
b3ta.com/links/Search_for_UFO_hoaxers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Co-incidence?
I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# The first time I read that I swear it said 'UFO trousers'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# that would be so cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Self-probing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# took this one myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Did you chuck your sun hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# that's fake!
those clouds aren't even real!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I can sign that.
Well, I believe.

HI HI LOVELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Hello me darling!
How the devil are ye?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Procrastinaty
and I can't be arsed to get up, but I really need a wee.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I needed a wee too
so I went..... now I'm fine thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# should there not be a new compo now?
Its almost going home time, and I do my best shopping while on the skivve from work
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yes there should
and it should be "politicians stroking elephants"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# now this i could do...
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Don't lie
you haven't got any arms and they won't let you back into the House of Commons since that incident with Kate O'Mara and your sweaty elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# or
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post351000
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Yes
or that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Close
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Bridge - Check!
Shark - Check!
Helicopter - umm yep.

Yes, this is real :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Seams to be
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Now that has to be hyperreal
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha! Too late.
That poor thing. No wonder he's so small.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# He'll get there in the end
sometimes he's a slow starter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Fucking pikeys
dogs on string etc.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Wow.
What a sauce image.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# that Courtney Cox has let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# She seems to be holding onto herself fine.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# i saw a woman scratch her minge in castleford :/
was not nice
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Yeah
Castleford's a shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# no, the shithole's at the back
the minge is at the front
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# That explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ouch
that's nawty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Fancy having her minge in Castleford?
does she keep it elsewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
She has a minge in every town in the North West.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Castleford's in West Yorkshire,
you clunge!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Well it's more Westerly than East Yorkshire...
I knew I should have checked
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# The North West is Generally the Mancs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Or the Minges, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ronnie says no
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Awww!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sorry couldn't resist...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Dear god what did you image search for
Cos I have a horrid feeling that that was possibly the most SFW image you found!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# It was on a picture I was sent in an email
She was actually in the background. A series of pictures called 'Spoilt Kodak Moments'
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Maybe she had lobsters.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# kinky linky?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# kinky linky slinky stinky pinky!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Jinky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Kerry? is that you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Kerry Katona?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# it's uncanny isn't it?
'noon Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# clunge
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# The Alzheimers lot jumped on the buswagon...



closely followed by the Paranoid Schitzophrenics...



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love the second one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# nice fontery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# excellent busery

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# The conspiracy theorists:
There's probably no evil shadow government
So stop questioning and put your blinkers back on - SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I used to be into conspiracy theories
Until I realised that's what they wanted me to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# after MIT demonstrated that tinfoil hats
apparently slightly amplify radio waves on federal frequencies, it does set one thinking.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# That the MIT are in the pockets of the CIA
and faked the report?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# or did they????!!?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Do a T shirt
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# What does the top one say?
Have you seen my whey???
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# wife
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I see
A mad drunk person once managed to wander into our office and threaten us when we tried to turf him out. He kept asking for his wife.
The only thing that made him leave while we were waiting for the police was a box of quality street that he nabbed and took with him. The bastard
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
god help the passengers when the Alzheimers one gets to a roundabout....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Happy b3taday! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Do a spastic one
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I think you'll find its SCOPE
racist
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I've got one of those
it goes on my spastic rifle
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *guilty lol*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# There's probably no mong
Durrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# gngnnrgrnmn thmsngnsenge
gnnnnrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Pat the back of your hand and try to bite one of your earlobes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# If this hasn't bindum
I'll eat my dinner...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# arf
No SPOON?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I hope you're not having soup.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
*brown acids*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# if I had the money
I would pay for this advert

the bottom one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# "Dogs are hyperactive attention seekers" says cat


(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# "Cats are hyperactive attention seekers" says dog

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I think our posts illustrate
an important idea about point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Is it "FWM's point of view is wrong"?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Grrrr....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I'm funny x5t3w
God edit: Enlarge your penis?
(schoooler, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# great job schooler!
.
(horrid, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# no thanks
Come on mods, it must be possible to detect spam like this and prevent it from being posted.

EDIT: Thanks God :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# spam will find a way
spam always finds a way.

It makes me wonder if it's worth the effort to them. How much money can you really make from spamming people?

I'm pretty sure if someone wants viagra they'll look for it, not wait for it to come to them(oo er)
(horrid, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Is it still spam if it makes no sense whatsoever
I clicked one of those links and didn't know what I was supposed to be being sold.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# it's all in the java script
if you are running windows then you may have a browser hijack/spamware installed for a site called adserving.cpxinteractive.com

though i'm not on my own computer, so i can't do a proper analysis without running a risk of infecting this one

edit: just as a suggestion, you may want to run any spyware or somesuch scan just in case
(ganainm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I've got some. I didn't even want any and I've got two tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# You've spelt beahxat wrong, you twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Personal policy : Never buy from an illiterate spammer
Sorry Schoooler, you've lost a sale!

(What's he selling anyway? Didn't click the links)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Absolutely, he's not going to sell any beahxat to me...
The oazykmo, however, is very difficult to find where I live, so he may have made a sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# You're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# no no,
it's satire..

Ah, no it's not is it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You win the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I really need a wank
but I've been told if I spoil anyone elses tea I'll get a written warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Now's the time to start rubbing up against people on the tube, waspy.
Regardless of all the awesome reasons why this is a fab idea, their vibrations getting you off surely means it's their fault, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That's all very well on the way home
but of course on the way into work I don't want to spunk in my britches.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# And this is why you always need to clothe your penis in latex
and not JUST for the good of the poor unsuspecting women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Splurge into her pocket
or conveniently placed handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# But sadly not in the haha way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# fuck off and die
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# That has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. No, honestly, my sides are splitting and everything. I probably won't be able to sleep tonight, thinking of the hilarity of this post.
Just make sure you sue any comedian who steals this, as it's bound to happen
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Yes, you are funny!
Ho ho ho ho hoooo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
???
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# MAYBE ITS LEGS HAD JUST GROW
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ALL THE CUT WAS ABSORBED BY IT BEEN A DOG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah.
1) pick (each time) a random image from the hundred thousand or so on ratemykitten
2) mix it in with 8 other images randomly chosen (there and then) from an image search for "armoured car"
       2½) give all the images meaningless filenames
3) ask the applicant to click on the kitten.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# The only drawback is that this might exclude some interesting people.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# it looks like the fecker
got over 100 other sites too (and is probably growing)
(ganainm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hooray it's Red Beard...!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# It's me!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *kills you*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Clickety-click!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# arf!
GINGERISTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# red beard shouldn't put up with that
he should go in and do a bit of raping and pillaging
(horrid, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Not all pirates are into that sort of thing.
Ask that Captain Wow chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# aye
but when you've promised your crew sausage rolls, sometimes you have to do things you're not proud of.
(horrid, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Get some Pot Noodles?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# that is scarcely a replacement
.
(horrid, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# And nothing to be proud of...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Well, he'll just have to find himself a nice little independent cake and sausage roll shop
All these Greggs *shakes head sadly*

Also: woo your daftness :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# This is silly
and i like it
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

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