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14th February 1929 : Al Capone's accent leads to great hilarity

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

don't let them see you

wear baklavas

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

I am

www.b3ta.com/talk/5865191

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

trrrrrst

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

pffft,

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

*puts ouzo in violin case*

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fuscous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

Can anyone do something with this?

(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

Oh dear.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

I can suggest you shove it up your arse

(__, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

haha

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

I want to pearost this for no reason other than I can

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

and I haven't seen a Moid in a while.

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Why don't you

carry on
witha what you're
doooin
'cos there's
aaaalways
trouble
brewwwwwin'
You've got to
Fiiiind a way
to make a
beeeetter daaaaayyyy
Woah
Marion!

...etc

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Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

haha what the fuck

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

someone threw an eel at george bush a while back

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

Best fucking kids show in the history of the world*

*with only a few exceptions

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

... flame?

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

I'm gonna live forever!

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Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

I would prefer fame

if the whole cast were on fire.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

yes - ignore it!

Intresting video though - ive seen it before. The big american lass that can shove a pint glass in her gob.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

I can reply with this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

I love this

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

lovely hammy faily goodness

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

congratulations

on reposting an image you didn't make or find yourself

(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

Yes

But I don't believe in deleting threads.

EDIT: Roland?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

I can ignore it, hide it, or call you stupid.

I don't have adblock on this machine.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

You're very brave.

Friday afternoon, 'n all - everyone getting demob happy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Can I be the first to say

Edit: No, I can't be.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Excellent Fail Pic, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

;)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Take this!

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

that's fantastic!

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

likey muchy

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

Chiz

I'm such a noob, Only five posts left until my 100th. 100? What kind of number is that?

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

it's a one with two zeroes after it

that sort of number

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

Righto

Thanks for the clarification, I will have to note that down in my book of numbers. Next question:
101. What kind of number is THAT! YOU SEE, YOU DON"T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

not really, no.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

I would say something mean

But I'm in far too good a mood having just had my first FP.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

I'm thinking of spending the afternoon

trying to individually pluck out all the hairs from around my anus

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

my eyes just watered

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

Allow me to use this failthread to pea this:

Its my god given right to pea this to high heaven, as it took me ruddy days!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

How many compos has this won now?

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

just the one.

Im well tempted to do another quick n doidy caricature over the weekend, but freelance work has me by the testes satchel, so i dunno

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

really

really great

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

it's bloody good. so was the one of posh that you linked to.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Oh, I've just remembered who you are.

*makes note*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Always love to see this.

Psssst! Remember to compo it.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

OH GOD

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

Yay BEAN!

Saw it the other day and remembered this. At least now i know where it came from

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

My brother and I have loads of injokes from Bean

like

'Magic'

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

...

bigger - www.deviantart.com/download/110351009/Stumbled_by_rev_Jesse_C.jpg

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

your breaking the system!

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

liking this

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Well Done! You've failed!

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

Muppets before they were famous

Part 3 (and last)

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

You've made these very quickly.

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Oh aye

fastest hands in the north me

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

Gonzo FTW! (He's an alien though)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha

Im enjoying these.

Gonzo isnt a vulture, is he???

Maybe stick that stern-looking blue eagle chap in there instead. Dunno what his name was.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

I think

he was officially "a weirdo"
Just looks a bit vultury

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Sam

the American Eagle

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Oooh Matron...

Edit: Thanks again you smashers. I'm just playing in Illustrator ;-)

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Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

Lovely

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

thass reet bo

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Fan-fudding-tastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Ta Moley!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

nicely done.

I can't sleep gin or scotch?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

both

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

yeah it's a type of martini, but i haven't got a glass with me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

a least a bucket-worth should do the trick.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

scotch. neat. 1 capful so far.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

fucking pussy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

Get a proper glass, you fool!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

it's two oclock in the morning, my parents are asleep.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

I'm not suggesting you steal their water-glasses,

just get one from the kitchen. Or do you all sleep in the same room?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

Thanks matey!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

Even better than Hawtry, sir

You have out-done yourself.

*clickety clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Cheers JP!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

You have captured the expression perfectly :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Cheers Whato!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

*autoclick*

Magnificent

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Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

You're too kind :D

*blushes*

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Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

He looks like he might be say

"ooh, suits you sir!"

(ianisme, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:36, archived)

Oooo! Ooooo!

can you do do, "Infamy infamy, they've all got it in for me!!"

*click*

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)

Separated at birth?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

Obama's president of the Night Garden?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

YOU ARE MY LEICESTER MY ONLY LEICESTER

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

www.whoateallthepies.tv/80983119.jpg

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

Nice girls they have in Leicester!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

I'll have you know that my mum has a fierce temper

lovely as she is.

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

I know

;)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

Noone realised how misunderstood he felt deep inside...

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

Bela Blair???.......Tony Lugosi????

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

rather jokerish

i'm scared

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spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

Nah, that'd be Cherie

"Want to know how I got this mouth?"

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

Nicely!

Here's a quick one for teh compo:

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

not shopped.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

COR!

Would X1000

Click

Nicely done

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Arse weighs 200.............SHE weighs 220

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I do love it when all the skinny little yank girls call her fat.

(they do a lot on messageboards)

*mixalots*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

oh come on Cap'n.

She is a bit of a chubster. That's not any form of critique. She just is a big 'un.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

I happen to think that she's a perfectly normal sized woman

she's got hips and tits and an arse because that's how we're designed.

*shrugs* It's the size I am, now, a 12-14. I couldn't be happier. I know some people like women with the bodies of young boys, but those people tend to be... well, not in my vicinity.

I'd wager that she's a perfectly healthy weight for her height- I am, according to my doctor.

edit: you know, any time you want to come back with something, it's fine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

Bah.

Curves is GOOD.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Oh you don't have to convince me

I've never had any problem pulling. My underdeveloped friends have, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

You're feckin' lovely, pickle.

Let no-one ever say different, or I'll slit 'em up a treat.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

:D I'm happy, love.

Right, meeting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

^This

x 100 million percent

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

its ok for black people and latinas

i love a proper round ass :)

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

I'll tell them you've approved it.

I know we were all holding our breaths.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Thank god someone said it,

We were all thinking it, after all.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

I've nothing to come back with.

I made a statement of fact and as usual you turn it into me seemingly attacking fat people and you defending them. I get a bit tired of that.

Thandie Newton is a normal sized woman ( and fucking gorgeous ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

What?

She isn't fat at all, she's curvy, but there's a HUGE difference.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

I did not call her fat.

I called her a chubster. She is a large, chubby woman and there is no denying this.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

No denying it

except by pointing that it's blatantly bollocks.

Call me a pedant, like.

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)

I cannot lie

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

would

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'll put my name down

for a go on that.

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shadyron, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

I have

would

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:20, archived)

Gene Hunt!

(__, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

Click for bigger (176 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

Genesis P-orridge?

or at least that's who it reminds me of...
Very good!

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

Muppets before they were famous

part 2

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

Woo!

...although needs more John Smiths bloke boxing with him!

*clicks*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

The eventual fame really got to some of them...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

poor old Cookie

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Let's face it........THIS is who he thinks he is.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

Now do one with Kubrick

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

i love KuBricks!

/wrong end of stick

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

I dunno what it is.....but when I think of Kubrick.....

.....I think of "Queue Brick" & therefore.................... LEGO!!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

whats the difference between bono and god?

god doesn't go around dublin pretending he's bono :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Yup................THAT'S where the inspiration came from bud.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

i likes it :D

the image... not dublin. It's like going to Poland! (which i'm doing in July!)

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Now do one with Ruprecht

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Now do one with Dan Ackroyd, 160g (e) of baking powder and a half empty tin of Carlsberg with a chipstick in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

i think i've got that on laserdisc somewhere

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

You tap your crotch with an ostrich feather to it, don't you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

i have other people to do that for me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Whilst you hum the latest Mozart and flick opium ash at the help.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

as syphilis sores ooze at the maid

look at the boots i just bought www.sexydepot.com/files/images/detailed/pleaser/maverick-8812.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

They are lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

aren't they :)

i'm going to eat tacos now.

ta ta

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

Fucking hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

You missed out the empty tub of margarine.

/blue peter blog

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

Ok.................you lost me.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

prude

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

Not as good as my previous 2...

Not as good as my previous Z but me still quite likes it!

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

That's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

So are you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

Such a nice man! *cuddle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

its got a certain...

charm about it

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

teh orangey bit!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

smashing

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

super

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

those are the EXACT shades of orange that I like

this is fab

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

it is

'boiled sweet' orange. 100% of fact.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

and now I want boiled sweets

especially after a Jaffa cake bar

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

Making me want boiled sweets oslo!

Or just a big glass of orange juice

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

the really cheap stuff

that gives you furry teeth

mmmmm

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

Sun quick

Tis most gorgeousness!

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

they're all good

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Sexshee

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Very Classy indeed.

Wonderful 'shape-of-face'.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

newsletter subjectline compo

don't be half-hearted
get the laughs started

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rob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

Newsletter

better than this weeks compo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

I am dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

This Pope is YouTube material!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

I've FINALLY realised what that thing

about bbc news hits increasing was about
/slow blog

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

i just farted

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

That was the week that was..

Click now for Shitty Compos!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

King of Hats just farted

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

The first black newsletter in history.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

Why is it always black in your newsletter posts?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

pffft....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Hahaha

*endorses*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Economy Issue

Turn off monitor before reading

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

Nice

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Spastics are not a race

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

As honest as a Middle Eastern Peace treaty

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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

YES WE CAN, AND THEN AGAIN LATER WHEN WE'RE READY TO DO IT PROPERLY

Not overly sure why I shouted it, but hey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Happy Toast just said that King of Hats just farted

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

He's not the messiah, he's just the 21st Century Tony Blair

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

THIS!

HARD!

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Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

"Yim Bam Biddle, Rootie-Toot-Toot"

perhaps?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

hey yo! Where's all the white women at?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

pfft!

+house?

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spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Lets invade a knitting forum

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

Never mind the sex pistols here's the bollocks

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

The Newsletter That Wees a Bit When It Thinks of You

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

b3ta: i hear it's some kind of 4chan meme

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spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Don't forget to click on our Sponsor links

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Funny, Inventive, Respected

is a list of things we're not

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

I, for one, welcome our new african-american overlord

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

i think i may have followed through

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

up the bum

no harm done.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

Rape and HIV may also be free but they're not delivered to your inbox

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

img126.imageshack.us/img126/2728/img00291vr4.jpg

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

ahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

Hahahahaha!!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

I'm not really a welder, you know

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE HART ANYMORE

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

I vote this ^

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

So nice, Obama wrote it twice.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

yep, fuck it

i'm going to have to go and change my trousers now

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

We've gone through our accounts, and turns out you're not fired!

[Just to fuck with anybody whose been fired the past week]

(__, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

week old web links

contained herein

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

OMG!11 He's BALACK!!11

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

MY KIDNEY BURST

eating Lego.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Important Information Enclosed: Your P45!

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Spare us some change, Mr Obama?

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

"my computer blew up, there's bits everywhere"

ho ho.........ho

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

Muppets - before they were famous

Part 1

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)

I can see where this is going...

woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

i am Cesar Millan!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

Yay for the Muppets :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

Rob ordered a pearost challenge?

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

did he?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)

why would he lie?

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

I thought it was a gnops challeng

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

No.

Wotcher Tombletee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

alright chicken.

i'm having breakfast burrito for breakfast. refried beans are the best start to the day

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

It's almost nighttime.

Beans are shit. I want more chocolate.

*hormonal*

I may have done a 'draw a famous person' thing instead of a charicature (10 minutes isn't much time) but at least I actually tried and made something new.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

true

obligatory Obama
obligatory Gordon
obligatory Bush
obligatory Blessed

compo done

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

thats a nice tony

if you don't me picking slightly, ever so slightly, he looks like he's suffering from czech neck, just a little bit :D

/can't draw for toffee so shouldn't say anything

oooo i want toffee

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

It's what it's like in the photo.

I know, I know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

i still want coffee though

any ideas on dates yet?

edit: for lunch

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Not a blues clue

I'll check with Dix when he's about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

can we?

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

Either that

or he called for a compo called post any pic of a famous person....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

oh really?

grand :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

Click for bigger (73 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

That's what I was thinking..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

YAWN RAPE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

whoa bodyform

bodyform for yooooooooooooooooooooooou

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

^this

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)

You!

hello chap

Byee!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

*slaps hands together in an effort to catch toasty fly*

dammit, missed again....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

*stings in eye*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

whyioughta!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

oh wow

this is annoying!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

if he did, he didn't say anything about using a new thread for each

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

I am really proud of my picture, is it OK if I post it again?

Please don't repost your picture as a new message. If everybody on the board decided to repost their old pictures then there would be no room left for any new stuff. If you didn't get the reaction you hoped for the first time, then don't be disheartened - it's just the nature of the board and something we have to live with.

If you really want to show people your hard work again, you could try these:

* Post your image as a relevant reply to another picture. "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..."
* Use your B3ta profile as a showcase for your best work.
* Make an image gallery and link to it when you post new pictures. "If you like this, then look at my other work here..."

Just remember that there is limited space on the board and it's a bit rude to push somebody else's picture into the archive in order to post a picture that has already had it's chance.

car⋅i⋅ca⋅ture
/kærktr, -tr/[kar-i-kuh-cher, -choor]
noun, verb, -tured, -tur⋅ing.
–noun
1. a picture, description, etc., ludicrously exaggerating the peculiarities or defects of persons or things: His caricature of the mayor in this morning's paper is the best he's ever drawn.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

No...

it's "Use the Liquify tool on a celebrity and compo it" challenge this week

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

Haha

he looks like a troll!

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

Riginal

www.tubecad.com/2004/Einstein.jpg

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)

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Shada, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

You flash bastard!

Hehe very well done :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

MINDPISS!

I was gonna say 'you flash bastard'

Excellent work anyway - looks topper.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

Did you use a gravity lens?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

8-{

* What I said ----------¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

Superb!

Mind if I roast this here?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

*STIFLELOL*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

Puff puff give...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

That's just how it iiiiiiisss...

....mudda-fukka!!!

(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 3:50, archived)

For some reason

I see an exploding vacuum cleaner

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

oldie

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

KRULL FTW!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

I am Ergo the magnificent!

Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

rarghhh

www.priceypixel.com/pics/albums/userpics/krull_cyclops.jpg

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

classic film :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

i used to know labyrinth and krull off by heart when i was 8 or 9 :)

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

hehe

the eye on the pyramid!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

Ooh yeah

erm, I mean, yes. Yes, I meant that.

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

They are watching you know

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

Aint no fool gonna make me fly

(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

That's an odd looking Christmas pudding.

And at this time of the year, goodness.

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zoldergoose, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

Hahaha Bill Oddie FTW!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

woo :)

and spang.

in other news I'm eating eggs and soldiers.

:D:D:D:D dinner of kings.

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

First off,

it is lunchtime, not dinner time.

Secondly, Woo :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

pah

damn you and your classifications

although i seem to of hardboiled them.. nooooooo!

damn you coffee making distraction

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Gutted! I just had a fried egg sammidge :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

yay!

there is always one piece of toast that gets eggshell on it.

always.

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

into boiling water:

6 minutes for the perfect soft boiled- the white'll be set but not rubbery and the yolk'll be mostly liquid with a thin layer of hard yolk around the outside.

TRUST me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

6 mins?

these had 3 and were hardboiled...

well plus change of distraction and toast buttering. but by that point the heat was off.

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

How old were the eggs?

Had they just been in the fridge?

I'm going on non refridgerated eggs here. Always works for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

would the eggs being colder make it last longer.

and the eggs are out of date in two days.. hence why I'm oin an egg binge currently. :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)

It'd make it cook slower.

I can't remember which way freshness take the time. Hmm. I wish I had Leiths with me (my cooking bible).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

I would have thought that them being cold would

slow the cooking.

Of course, it depends how hot the water they are cooked in is too :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

We have a wonderful gizmo that you stick in the water with them

which changes colour as it 'cooks'.

Number of eggs, pan size, starting temp of eggies can all be variables, but with this thing actually in the water with them it takes a lot of that out of the equation.

Yes I am a bit OCD about boiled eggs.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)

I used to have one of those,

it once told me an egg was hard boiled in about a minute and a half.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

thirdly

Eggs and Soldiers is more of a breakfast fare; which regiment are you eating?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

9th and flamey

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

Fourthly

Kings don't have dinner, they have high tea and supper.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

they do in my palace

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

mmmm... that sounds good...

I went for an all you-can-eat indian buffet... T'was good :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

\o/

praise be to all you can eats.

what price did this eatery charge?

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

I think it was about £6

it was strange, they served both Indian and some chinese food at the same buffet

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

Cor!

Where was this place? There used to be a wonderful one round the corner from my office :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

*offers a hamburger*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

Woo I say old chap! Spang.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

That's ace.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

ace.

(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

haha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

Ha ha.

Excellent.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

Ha!

Brilliant!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

hahahaha!

lovely smoke

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

good smoke :D

woop!

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

hahahah, that is brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

Beautifully done

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Golf for the motherfucking loss.

Good work, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

You WILL fly Mr.T!

(Sabbie was bored until, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

Pob-Marr

(DJ_MicroClimate, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

and why is there a 190k image on the front page?

*stops working within limits and breaks all hell loose*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

limits?

I thought the limit was 200k

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

I think they changed the rules

a while back

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

have they? again?

*goes off to look*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

and?

(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

"For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

"Exceptions are made for jokes ripped directly from the popbitch newsletter"

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zoldergoose, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

Ohhh, how cheap to have it on the front page then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

^This^

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)

It;s still 100k

with a maximum upload of 400k ( the b3ta uploader won't take any more, the tight cunt ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

Can it be lubed

to take more? Or will it split?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

The jangly keys of hummus.

*shakes keys*

I don't know. When I get my first FP I'll let you know. See you in 2016.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

Ooo shiny!

*paws*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

It was just as funny when it was smaller and I clicked I like this on it

I just wondered why it had been made 3 times as big

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

the only thing I can think of

is value for money.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

yay!

My Rorschach picture is nowhere near finished and is currently 81MB. It's gonna be a biggun. But this removal of the file limits is certainly a help. Thanks.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

hahahahahaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

have you tried using paint and a folded piece of paper?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

not that one silly

from Watchmen.

Click for bigger (157 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

Looking good

from what I can see :)

As ever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)

I can't show you too much all at once.

A girl has to know how to keep em keen and keep her hand on her tuppence.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

i know, i was just joshing with ya

/punches panasonic on the shoulder like an over familiar father in law who's been on the blended whiskey all afternoon

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

You should have put 'punches'

nearer the end of the sentence, that nearly set me off! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

You getting set off by an inoccuous comment on the interwebs?

Never! ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

Now now,

you know my audience expects the same old act. They don't like change ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

Arf!

I guess you're right.

How long till you finish it do you reckon?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

Depends how the day goes.

Maybe tonight if I'm left alone. Probably morning.
It took me 7 hours to get to the above ( with interruptions and a lack of motivation ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

Well I look forward to seeing the final

product :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

here.

have a small version of the line art and get your crayons out.

Click for bigger (193 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)

Oh mercy

It's looking good

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

Why does it matter?

IT ISN'T HURTING ANYONE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'M TAKING FILESIZE DAMAGE

I CAN'T HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER

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Shada, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

it matters in as much as I compress my images down and make them small

if it doesn't matter I'll make them as big as I like.
I don't like the one rule for some but not others thing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

Give it a go

make one of your next images 150kb and see if anyone notices or cares :P

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Shada, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

I can't, it would break my "care for the fellow man" bone

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

It was a thumbnail originally but it's been since edited to the full image

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

not own thread worthy...;

I started off just wanting to make him jowly-er...

Nevermind... carry on...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

~~jowl~~ sex

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

AHAH

nicely done

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

gah

nicely done, but horrible

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

good enough!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

look what arrived from LEGO HQ, the General Glee! :D

/made using the lego designer thing

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

The general Lee

Whhhooooo

(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

Awesome!

I assume you just get the parts and then have to build it yourself?

How much do they charge?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

quite a lot

£20 for this creation, but there are 300 parts to it

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

Bah!

Maybe when Lego lose their rights to the shape of Lego exclusively, it will come down in price.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

but all the others, megabricks etc

are all shit. Lego is so expensive cos they use really high quality plastic.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

Aye,

I concur on this, but maybe now that they can genuinely compete with them, they will improve their product? I did get given some mega blocks once, they were fucking awful :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

Do they provide instructions or do you have to remember how you did it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

^^ this

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

ooh cool! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

its a boy! Congratulations!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

Racist

Also, excellent!!!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

that's good old fashioned family racism

also re: your sig. i invented the word Vaginosaur yesterday

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

lolzrz

Jolly good, carry on.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

Acist!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

oh hell yeah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

Yay!

Might be a bit uncomfortable to slide across that bonnet though.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

and I bet the doors don't open

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

have I ever told you all the story of the time a cop did that

to my car in pursuit of a crim' and gouged a nice long scratch in the paintwork of my bonnet?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

Yes,

you just did. LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

wahey!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

Fantastic!

Is there a link to the lego designer thingy?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

ldd.lego.com/

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

Now I am going to be stuck on this all day!!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

goodness me that's good

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

Wow, that is outstanding!

I wants one!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

Just the way I see him

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

haha

reminds me of this twat

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

Egg or Gorbachev?

I cant tell.

(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

Hehe, nice.

Quick, Dirty etc etc

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

Bloody Thome bloody Yorke and his whining awful following.

Moby too.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

egebamyasi

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

Woah now there's a name from the distant past...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

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