hahahaHi-ho Silver Lining, anywhere you go...
Sorry Ninj, your pic is obviously brill, but I just can't unsee David Essex. :)
:D
woo!
(Sorry Ninj, your pic is obviously brill, but I just can't unsee David Essex. :)
:D
woo!
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:06,
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Hooray!Tip top!
:D
That's a really nice style you've developed.
(:D
That's a really nice style you've developed.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:06,
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Hope you don't mind me slipping my edited sheep eating tree in here.With added carcass spitting...
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:08,
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that's what I'm talking aboutnow add in the entrails being dumped in a big steaming bloody mess after the skeleton lands....
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:12,
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The entrails are the best bit. A tree would never waste them.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:16,
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EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEain't got no bo-ho-hodee
and no h'body cares a-for me
yakka ta ta, yakka ta ta HEY!
(and no h'body cares a-for me
yakka ta ta, yakka ta ta HEY!
DogHorse plop,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:06,
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PUTTINONTHERITZ!
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:08,
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Needs more rain.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:07,
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Tingley Time 08
Click the science bloke for a new Tingley Time animation. Two more...I'll have done ten...technically...
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:02,
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Nicely done there, so.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:04,
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D'you thinkthis will be appreciatd on Newgrounds?
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:06,
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wOO!cOMPO THIS HARD
ffs I thought I'd turned it off! Gah!
(ffs I thought I'd turned it off! Gah!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:17,
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Brillo!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:04,
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Pfffft-ahahahaaaaaaaYES
(
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:05,
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rare 80s crossover episode...
Click for big, much longer, full story version (big file).
i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm10/benibiza/a-teamgif.gif
Proper roffles!!This is excellent.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:59,
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Oh my giddy aunt...:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:05,
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Tad large there fella.400kb limit for animations :)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:00,
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my apple o' jizz...I did resize to 380k but the text was unreadable. The full thing is 10 glorious megashites!
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:04,
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almost big enough for the popular page.nice work on the anim, but I'm annoyed at Mr. T stealing Hannibal's line. He may be dead, but that doesn't mean T gets to nick Hannibal's line.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:02,
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Arf!Maybe if he just posts it alongside itself 6 times?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:03,
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watch the long version...its part of the subtle (read as shit) irony!
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:05,
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How the fuck is the half a meg? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:06,
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shite software...I only have photoscape to put gifs together. Any other software suggestions welcome (as long as they cost £0.00).
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:14,
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try the GIMP...remember to get the G.A.P. as well(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:32,
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Never venture beneath a carno-tree...EDIT: Now with added carcass ejection...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:33,
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hahafor some reason I actually said OM NOM NOM NOM out loud as I watched that
:D
(:D
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:35,
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hahaLamb for dinner again!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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Flaps! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:37,
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Quercus Robur x Dionaea muscipulathey're a bloody nuisance but easy to care for, i have a bonsai one, ate next door's cat the other day
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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My venus fly traps always dieMy sundew live for years though.
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:08,
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That tree looks wierdly perfectlike a Platonic tree archetype or something in a Romantic-era painting
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:37,
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Hahahah!I was waiting for the tree to spit the wool out!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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Hahahaha utterly this.I want to shag this picture it's so good.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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NOMWhat on earth is going on with your name?
(
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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I don't know what you're talking about...:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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issa anagram innit...quick - someone register Fresh water Mole and cybersquat his username ;)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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hahahahahah, you talented sod :D full of WOO as always :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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where's the blooded skeleton and carcass ejection?Not good enough!!!
:)
it is really
(:)
it is really
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:40,
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Bugger! I wish I'd thought of that!Might edit...
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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I thought anagrams was last month! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:51,
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I was scanning through some old posts just now and saw about your poor moggy.Gutted, chap, gutted.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:48,
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* runs to the b3ta bunker*"Incoming!!!!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:23,
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I'm so glad you saved the biscuitsI've brought some tea.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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It's so safe down here away from allthe hubbabaloo above our heads.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:29,
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I has saveded eccles caykes! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:40,
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*grabs armfulls of battenburg &jaffa cakes, and dashes in* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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*grabs a selection of board games and runs in*cluedo anyone?
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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Professor Plum in the gazebo with the spanging pan.Did I win?
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:33,
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yesdid you cheat and look at the cards?
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:34,
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Do you have Buckeroo? Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:33,
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yes but it a broken vesion from a charity shopso the horse never bucks :/
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:35,
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screwball scramble? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:39,
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Hell yeah Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41,
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FP THIS NOW!(not really, but it did give me a slight semi)
(
Darklord,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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it's an awful lot of things but....do you have biscwits
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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Joliet brought them maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:28,
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and you brought the teaat last, ladies that can be relied on, where have you been all my life.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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On b3ta drinking tea and eating biscuitswe're all quite fat now ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:34,
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I swear I have seen this somewhere before.... Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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What can you say about thatwrong on so many levels......
For starters the mini has a tighter exhaust than the slack barrelled range rover..
ahem
(For starters the mini has a tighter exhaust than the slack barrelled range rover..
ahem
WOLF .™,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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They're really pushing it nowFrom promoting Prostitute murders to sticking your dick in the pipe.
Lovely.
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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Lovely.
You are a bit of a gobshite aren't you?
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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there's a lot of it about of lateno reflection on your esteemed self intended.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:26,
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*tuts and shakes head* Dill', Dill', Dill', where did it all go wrong? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:26,
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you can never have one too many jaffa cakes. Unless you explode in a humourous "Meaning of Life" sort of waybut even then, it would have been worth it.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:30,
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This is trueScientist have dicovered that Jaffa Cakes are actually 10x more addictive than Heroin and Jaffa Cake overdoses are common when someone has inadvertedly bought one of those jumbo packs of Jaffa Cakes from the Supermarket - when you go to ASDA and it says Buy one get One Free - JUST SAY NO!!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:34,
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just say no? I DON'T HAVE THE WILL POWER FOR THAT! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41,
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I think this is the best thing I have ever seen! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:30,
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You need to take that afternoon nap now.;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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*turns Jeeves' sarcasm detector on* Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41,
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The difference between the "thumbnail" and the CFB is 33 px across and 25 px downand results in 16k. Which incidentally is the amount of RAM my Sinclair ZX81 had.
Just so you know.
(Just so you know.
xandmi,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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And exactly halfof what you could earn a couple of years ago for making low polys for a game.
( DogHorse plop,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:35,
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Go and make the fucking tea teaboy! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41,
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!I get it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:16,
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is your cat menstruating? MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:17,
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*rolls up sleeves and graps a fryingpan*Right, it's spanging time!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:19,
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You know later in the film when she burns down the school with her evil powerswhen the flames started why didn't people just tampon it? *I'll spang myself, shall I?*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:21,
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If you want to, but I wouldn't do it in front of all these fuckers.The amount of drool they'd produce watching that would be disgusting.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:23,
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pfftwouldn't this have been more suitable?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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too me a moment:D
woo and *spang*
(woo and *spang*
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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can it be milked? MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:09,
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I'd like two of these on a sandwich.With a side salad.Hold the monkfrog spawn.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:11,
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BLLLEEEEUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!top shop :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:20,
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aw cute kitty*puts glasses back on*
oh good grief
woo
(oh good grief
woo
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:33,
archived)
Am I the only one that occasionally uses Rizlas as chewing gum?
WOLF .™,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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Do you roll your ciggies in gum, tthat is the more relevant question... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:03,
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Hmm i've not tried that.......Having said that most shops only seem to sell the tablet gum these days.
( WOLF .™,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:04,
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Haha. I saw that.Thieves made off with millions of names, email addresses, schools attended, qualifications achieved and what people felt they could bring to a top-flite role in the world of advertising.
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:23,
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I used to eat the liquorice ones as a kid'plains a lot...
( Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:07,
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Michael Stipe? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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No thanks, I've already eaten.I haven't actually. I'm fucking starving.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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would Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:03,
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Quick pronunciation question:"Val-ky-rie" (no syllable stress) or "Val-KIE-rie"?
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:05,
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I think it's pronounced:"Dun derdun DERR DERR, dun derdun DERR DERR, dun derdun DERR DERR, dun derdun derrrr"
( DogHorse plop,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:15,
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*sings along* Chasing the waaa-bbit, chasing the waaa-bbit...
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:20,
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Anyone remember this?
Click for bigger (91 kb)
(I'm a new member btw)
What? beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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"I'm a new member btw" hehehehehe,three things about this post gives that away, the L plate, you actually saying that, and the fact that you haven't read the faq
post stuff that YOU have done on /board (not screen-grabs). Keep within file sizes, and nothing NSFW unless it's linked.
For stuff you've found, post on /links
if you just want to chat, go to /talk.
(post stuff that YOU have done on /board (not screen-grabs). Keep within file sizes, and nothing NSFW unless it's linked.
For stuff you've found, post on /links
if you just want to chat, go to /talk.
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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I see.Ok, so this is stuff you actually make. The /talk is for chatting, and /link is probably for screen grabs and NSFW stuff :)
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:10,
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sorry, I should be a bit clearer: NSFW can be posted on here BUT ONLY IF IT IS LINKED (and that you say it's NSFW)never ever post a NSFW picture on here unless you do it as an HTML link. The same applies on the /links board
Basically, just read the FAQ, it's a lot clearer than I am being :)
(Basically, just read the FAQ, it's a lot clearer than I am being :)
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:13,
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Pearoasting someone else's post?In a screen-cap?
Wow.
(Wow.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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Is it just me,or does that look like David Mitchell?
It's probably just me.
Your windows...is in fail mode.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:04,
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Hello new personPlease read the FAQ
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:05,
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I'm confused...I am not sure why everyone is freaking out, I though people would be happy to see this. From my research I though 4rthur was b3ta. I thought the site simply renamed itself over the past 4 years. I could be wrong, if I am, I am sorry. This was a very screenshot from 2005. I know some of the members whom posted on the screenshot still post here. And yes, I am 100% new to the forum/message board thing.
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:05,
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nope, 4rthur was a spin offsome of us went over to when this place got too much like, well, it is now. 4rthur is sadly defunct now.
( new_matt,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:08,
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Wouldn't it have been easier just to say "Hey, anyone remember 4rthur"?On the talk board perhaps.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:11,
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well..I was more interested in the topic related to this post :)
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:14,
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OKYou'll know for next time anyway.
Just be careful. Some guy called pasanonic pissed everyone off yesterday and now he's dead.
(Just be careful. Some guy called pasanonic pissed everyone off yesterday and now he's dead.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:21,
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for doing pretty much what you just didgo figure.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:29,
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I was being helpful. Sort of.He was just being a cunt.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41,
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If you're on his ignore listthat's how you know you've really arrived.
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:47,
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Sadly I failed to make it on there:(
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:08,
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Not quite.dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/4rthur/
Don't worry about it though. Watch the board for a while, you'll pick it up.
(Don't worry about it though. Watch the board for a while, you'll pick it up.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:19,
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I remember Vork.Met him. Nice chap.
Oh, and Wildheart Baby, too. 8-foot tall bloke. Also a nice chap.
How nice.
(Oh, and Wildheart Baby, too. 8-foot tall bloke. Also a nice chap.
How nice.
DogHorse plop,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:09,
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Hello.I see this is still here. I don't internet much these days.
All well I trust?
(All well I trust?
supermoore: HUNG,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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Yeah, super ta.How's you and the city? And little vorky?
( DogHorse plop,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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I live in Cheshire now, like a massive gay.Gaz is well. Had a pint with Friday just gone.
( supermoore: HUNG,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:28,
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that's the first time anyone has asked me for more, mid-fuck new_matt,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:29,
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This word has nowdone that "repeated until it becomes nonsense" thing in my head.
( DogHorse plop,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:34,
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Mama's little man...
is a member of the Klan
Sucking on a lollipop
With Mein Kampf in his hand.
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:30,
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yay!sadly, such beings do exist...
WHITE SUPREMACY!!!
(WHITE SUPREMACY!!!
Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:32,
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it is an unfortunate truth that...If only they built explosives and nails into the bottom of their burning crosses.
inbred nazi scum
(inbred nazi scum
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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it doesn't matter how many times you post this...it'll still be fucking awesome!
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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it makes the burn I got on my finger worth it :D prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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Oof!Hahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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Hooray! What a sweet little chap!I didn't used to agree with their policies, but this is great propaganda for them and now they shall have my vote whereever they go.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:36,
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I remember wondering this and asking my dadAnd he didn't know.
As a consequence I still want to drill a hole through the middle of the earth and drop a marble down it to see if it will hover in the middle.
(As a consequence I still want to drill a hole through the middle of the earth and drop a marble down it to see if it will hover in the middle.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:27,
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There's an Ian M. Banks book which starts with a paragraph about an alien that lives in a globe of water, where you are weightless at the exact center. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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WHat's the name of it?I've only read one Banks book - Song Of Stone - and while many of my friends rave about him, I found that one to be a shower of shite.
I understand his sci-fi to be better.
(I understand his sci-fi to be better.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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His sci-fi is much betterI think the book was Excession?
edit: Or maybe The Algebraist
(edit: Or maybe The Algebraist
The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:40,
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I have a feeling that it was The Algebraist...aha - it was:
www.gencoreoperative.co.uk/water-moon.html
(www.gencoreoperative.co.uk/water-moon.html
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:46,
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The Bridge is good.The Wasp Factory is a classic.
All of the Ian M. Banks (sci-fi) are great. Although Matter was slightly better than The Algebraist (apart from the Affront, who are the best aliens ever).
(All of the Ian M. Banks (sci-fi) are great. Although Matter was slightly better than The Algebraist (apart from the Affront, who are the best aliens ever).
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:50,
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Super Mario Galaxy?You might be weightless, but handling the pressure wouldn't be much fun. Aren't most people weightless in water anyway? Last time I tried, I floated.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:21,
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...apparently:No, it won't hover: it will go right past, and gently come to a perfect stop at the antipodes...
And then start to fall back, and arrive back here about 90 minutes after you dropped it.
This seems plausible, but I haven't tried it yet.
Needs hole to have no air, and Earth not to be turning (I think). Or go between North pole and South pole. And have a 'marble' made of something like tungsten. And have the hole not fill up with water, magma, etc.
(And then start to fall back, and arrive back here about 90 minutes after you dropped it.
This seems plausible, but I haven't tried it yet.
Needs hole to have no air, and Earth not to be turning (I think). Or go between North pole and South pole. And have a 'marble' made of something like tungsten. And have the hole not fill up with water, magma, etc.
Bee Nice |-|,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:08,
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Nicely doneI wish going on holiday to sunny Australian was so simple.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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Insert Part (1a) to Part (2b) using a clockwise rotation (see fig. 10a)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:25,
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HahahaThat reminds me I shall have to set my alan key to stun as I'll be having an IKEA delivery in the next hour or so.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:26,
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You'll be luckyI worked for them for years. I don't remember a delivery ever taking place as it should...
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:34,
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They called me at 8am to tell me they were running late.But for some reason IKEA are having it delivered through DHL.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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smashing stuff sir! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:29,
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Is it some joke that you all call me sirto be honest I find it offensive - I have expressed this so many time now you'd think people would lay off.
But thanks for the the compliment prior to the sir bit ;)
(But thanks for the the compliment prior to the sir bit ;)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:36,
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ThanksI'm not wishing to be a mardy cow about it - it's just that it something that I find diffcult to deal with - especially as I'm a female busdriver and it's so hilarious for all the sexist bastards in Sheffield to say "Thanks Mate!" "Thanks Pal!" as they leave my bus - if I was allowed I followed them off and kick them in the balls - if they had any ;) And before anybody jumps to any conclusion it happens to all us female busdrivers not just me.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:47,
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I would consider "mate" and "pal" to be relatively unisex, myself.I certainly wouldn't assume anyone using them to a girl was having a dig in some way.
Perhaps it is different in your part of the world. Or perhaps the people who use your bus are arseholes.
Q: Obviously the ideal is "neither", but out of "mate" and "dearie", which would least annoy you?
(Perhaps it is different in your part of the world. Or perhaps the people who use your bus are arseholes.
Q: Obviously the ideal is "neither", but out of "mate" and "dearie", which would least annoy you?
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:50,
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Well I'm from a different generation thenMate and Pal are definitely not generic terms that can be applied to both sexes - sorry
As a choice to what to be called I'm not all that bothered - a simple 'Thanks' is enough and if they have nothing good to say to me then nothing would be better than Mate or Pal - BTW when I say they call me Mate or Pal they spit the words at me it isn't just a general "Thanks, Mate" because they haven't really taken any notice of the driver.
**EDIT: Sorry for the rant I hope you all don't think I'm totally neurotic and paranoid. I probably need more sleep and beer.
(As a choice to what to be called I'm not all that bothered - a simple 'Thanks' is enough and if they have nothing good to say to me then nothing would be better than Mate or Pal - BTW when I say they call me Mate or Pal they spit the words at me it isn't just a general "Thanks, Mate" because they haven't really taken any notice of the driver.
**EDIT: Sorry for the rant I hope you all don't think I'm totally neurotic and paranoid. I probably need more sleep and beer.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:52,
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I was on a bus the other day where the (male) driver referred to all passengers as 'mate'.Even little old ladies - bit weird I thought. I think he was just on autopilot.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:52,
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Yes I think there are a lot of ignorant busdrivers tooI know I work with a lot of them.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:52,
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..."hello you tool, oh great you remembered that little allen key too!"
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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He tell no lie.
Click for bigger (24 kb)
For a bear book thing I'm doing. And that.
fannycradock,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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Girl I want to take you to a gay bear gay bear gay bearWoo!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:25,
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that's greatWell done and all that
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:28,
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this is well wickedmay I please pinch it to display to friends, and if so is there a particular credit/link you would like to go with it?
This is in no way profitable or official, I just think they'd like it.
(This is in no way profitable or official, I just think they'd like it.
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:29,
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Of course you can!For your interest, it's for a group on concrete hermit (http://www.concretehermitnetwork.com/) They have a 'Brilliant Book of Bears' group if bears are your thang.
If you want you can make them look at my website, www.heroofswitzerland.com/ :D
(If you want you can make them look at my website, www.heroofswitzerland.com/ :D
fannycradock,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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ooh, sweet!thanks very much for the links.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:45,
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Hang on...That's proper talent. Get out!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:36,
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*click!* brilliant stuff! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:46,
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FREDDIE STARFISH ATE MY OCTOPUS!you nutter!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:16,
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Freddie Octopus ate my starfishEtc
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:17,
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isn't it....."Ham-Starfish ate my Octofreddy" ???
( Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:23,
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No.That's just silly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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Hahahaha I thought this when I read the news!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:16,
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you're a total loonhehehe woo
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:16,
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hahahahahahah! fecking brilliant :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:20,
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tentacle squid rape! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:21,
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lol cthulhu fhtagn Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:42,
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OzBasic was shut down incorrectly.Would you like to restart in Safe Mode?
( 
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:13,
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FZZK!Yay!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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Call technical support! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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This is all very reassuring.......
...but your sig suggests...
...
... Just what, exactly, did OzBasic manage to upload to the satellite?
*fears*
& a big Woo
(...but your sig suggests...
...
... Just what, exactly, did OzBasic manage to upload to the satellite?
*fears*
& a big Woo
Bee Nice |-|,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:27,
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I thought he uploaded a copy of himself...?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:33,
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Nuke it from orbit.It's the only way to be sure.
Oh... Wait. That's what they're trying to avoid. Move on to Plan B.
(Oh... Wait. That's what they're trying to avoid. Move on to Plan B.
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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I think you mean "RSI".I thought it caused blindness, not dyslexia.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:49,
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you were only supposed to blow the bloody hatches off... Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:26,
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How anti-climactic! I want 4-way Squits action!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:39,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Caricatures"){kind=small}
first post for long time lurker!
Sorry it's not funy or nuffin.
That's bloody good - like my cock.But its also nearly as big as my cock. And my cock is fucking MASSIVE.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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I've heard that your cock is almost half a meg
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:09,
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That's just the low-res thumbnail. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:11,
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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Nice caricature ;)Welcome to b3ta.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:09,
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Very nicely done!Welcome to b3ta! You'll never leave!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:10,
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colemanmeheheh, cheers. Got a feeling this could become addictive...
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:17,
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Oh you have no ideaWait till next wednesday when you can't sleep because you can't think of a compo entry. :(
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:46,
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Great stuff!We need more like you! Have a special newbie bonus woo. WOO!
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:29,
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WIN Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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Welcome.... and you DO know your real life has nowended. The only two alternatives you have now are.... the Front Page and the gutter! :)
Nice pic
(Nice pic
Flash_Bastard,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:29,
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HahahaIs he the one with the slightly smug brummie accent?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:06,
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and the eyes of a serial killer...yes that's him
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:07,
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i smell pedants approaching yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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hahahathis is fantastic! they really do play on your sense of fear - i now am fully comp - even though i dont drive just incase i ever get a crack! :D
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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Things that could turn a chip into a crack/broken windscreen according to Autoglasscold
hot
lukewarm
rain
no rain
hail
no hail
snow
no snow
going over a pothole
going over a flat bit of road
closing your car door
closing your front door
blinking
a sledgehammer
looking at the windscreen in a funny way
(hot
lukewarm
rain
no rain
hail
no hail
snow
no snow
going over a pothole
going over a flat bit of road
closing your car door
closing your front door
blinking
a sledgehammer
looking at the windscreen in a funny way
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:19,
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haha thiscoudl even be a compo idea
Product advets that warn of impending doom if you don't buy them
(Product advets that warn of impending doom if you don't buy them
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:08,
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