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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)

I don't trust kids with swords...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)

You are a wise man, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)

I don't trust kids ~~with swords~~...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)

Loaf of bread just out of shot...

EDIT: and a heart Woo to go with that... :D

EDITED EDIT: HEARTY... a hearty woo. Jesus I can't type today...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)

please say it's Keith Chegwin, or Chris Moyles

Aim for the juggular :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)

would

(doogle i've got maddy, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)

I offer no apology...

...though on reflection, perhaps I should;

EDIT: Now somewhat less seamy.

(Guizmeaux, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

arf

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

arf

that reminds me - I must get this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)

TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU

TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)

dead?

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

has he died?

I know he stepped down due to ill health.

nicely done.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)

rife rumours

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)

He hasn't stepped down

he just wasn't well enough to do the recent Macworld keynote and let Phil Schiller do it instead.

Steve is still the boss, for now.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)

Check this out

Is he dead?
PS check "View Source" on the page, they don't really know either :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)

www.apple.com/pr/library/2009/01/05sjletter.html

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)

yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)

the bird watcher

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

is this why Bill Oddie has retired?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)

Apologies, earlier post reminded me of a joke from my yoof

(Lord of Lard, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

Hello Mystery Bob

How are you today?

I hope you are well Mystery Bob.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)

Ah yes

Viz circa 1988

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)

Was thinking the same thing...

...brought back happy memories.

(Guizmeaux, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

blog and archive

for ris-ers:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7861365.stm

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

heheheh...

nicely done.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

Firey the angels fell, deep thunder rolled round their shores

burning with the fires of Orc

tis lovely

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boff FL OZ, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

Jeffrey Archer?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

^this

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)

I like how the lords can't sell laws

but tony blair could sell peerages.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)

will you do me a favour and click this link to a zip please?

I just want to know if I can link direct from my web box or if I have to give accounts and set permissions.
( it's an album, no need to complete it if it starts without asking for a pass )

Edit: link removed. The idea was to get a reply saying it worked or it didn't. ho hum ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)

sorry man

door knocked and old aquaintances re-emerged.. if you wanna retry.. feel free

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)

ah ok thanks.

all I need to know is does the download start ( it's safe if you want it all ) or does it require you to have permission.

tinyurl.com/bhqqpr

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)

Needs a login

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)

Thanks.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)

hahahaa

I am yet again fail.. this time it is my dad's and bill bailey's fault.

and the blame is passed like the cheap hooker it should be.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)

hehehe

top shop

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

christ that lord archer is a right fucking rotter isnt he

horrible little waffler

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

haha, good that!

send it to the sun, you'll be close to the nipple on page 2.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)

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Microwave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

Great job microwave

Why dont you ever speak? Youse like some sorta image producing robot with a steely cold, silent central processor...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

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Microwave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY

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weaver., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

this is the correct answer

I would also of accepted:

011001010101010101010100010111010111011101110101011

or any combination there of.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

That's not funny

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

You sir are a cad, how dare you say such things about my mother...

Oh, sorry - misread the above. Very funny.

My apologies for the cad comment

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)

I am so confused

I'm not sure if this all serious or in jest... I need more than 1.5 hours sleep and a shit ton of coffee to try and engage in unravelling layers of humour.

but to be fair I don't get called a cad enough.. so whatever it is that has happened the outcome is positive :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)

What a lovely piece of paper.

Theres a crease in the corner though

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

It's more of a fold than a crease...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

*waves back*

Hello mummified priest!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

shitting hell!

the invisible man in spectacles killed his monocled friend in a fit of invisible rage!

this does not bode well for their sitcom.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

Is that a mummified nazi?

Great job as always.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

MUMMIES: HOOK A RIGHT HERE

That's the mummy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

What's he trying to say?

He's pointing at 'popular' - does he want to be friends?

edit: oh, not any more...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

job great microwave

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

good evilings all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

Drybread?

This is slang I am unfamiliar with..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

This also.

Now iSketch I am familiar with. Anyone for a game?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

down 'ere drybread is someone who spoils other's fun

Possibly a Welsh only slang thang :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

got to be honest

as a Welshman, never heard it.

Is it a Jeccy only slang thang? :-P

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

oooooowwww :)

Oh aye, I thought I'd post something that only I would understand. I do it all the time, there's a wonder I haven't been banned already, it's like my own blog on here.....ya know, after just under 11k posts I didn't realize that was the point of this board; to post for everyone. Fuck me, that's where I've been going wrong :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)

'kin 'ell

keep your hair on, I was suggesting you might have coined a new phrase.

which bit of walesland is it used in?

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

Soz matey, redbulled up again

Gotta stop drinking this shit in the office :p

In Swansea, was brought up with the phrase, didn't realize it was a Swansea only thing to-be-sure :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)

Hmm... The interwebs a great place

for us all to understand each others languages.
Being from Essex originally and now living in the midlands, I find it refreshing that other people speak bollocks that nobody understands too.

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)

'round here

we only have droogkloot (dry bollock), which is a person with a very, very dry sense of humour

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

ah right you are

a similar thing exists in West London, where 'chief' is considered an insult

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

really?

this has just made me think of penfold in dangermouse though

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

it has caused many an amusing clash of cultures

with northerners :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

Drybread

Some dry humour?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

Drybread? I dont get it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

Its true, you know...

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

I have often lusted after a ponytail

only to realise Segal ruined it for me.

EDIT: Why are all of his fight scenes so obviously sped up?!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

since he porked out so much, he's not a agile as he once was

bless...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

I prefer my answer

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

Arf!

So do I... your answer, that is...

*manages to confuse self in the process*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

yoda who you are is

FPACI

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

it's a technique he learnt

to confuse his enemies

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

It confuses me how he still gets work.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

because his films are cheap to make

I was in tesco's a segal film was listed at number 2 in their dvd charts.

go figure.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

It's all true

Chewbacca bodyhair also.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

arg dont panic there are ways of handeling this

*goes bald*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

I was debating whether to include Vin Diesel, or not...

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

doh!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

I'm not changing my beard style for no Johnny-come-lately Ayrab.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

Yes but the Hitler one allows me to go to parties dressed

Thusly.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

I'd like to see more of the leather-clad figure* in the foreground

*as long as they are female.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

Negative.

It's a bloke in a Batgirl costume.

It was an odd party...

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

riiiiiiight.....

let's pretend I didn't ask, yes?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

This is true.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

Ha! All barmy, every last one of 'em.

It's because of the hair, you know. I read that somewhere...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

Hair related pea from last night

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

ARMPIT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

Barack plays up to the Paparazzi...

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Ninj, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hahahaha

is there anything you won't do to this picture ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

I know, I know...

...soon be all dried up ;)

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Ninj, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

Crikey!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

god bless you

and everyone like you.

I'm not sure if it's the lack of sleep, the excess of caffiene or the quality of posts but I haven't laughed this much at b3ta ever.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

You want something funny?

You should read this!

b3ta.com/links/Only_good_use_of_myspace

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

You want something funny?

well do you, punk?

I'm not sure why that was triggered in my head.. but I'm thankful it was.

edit: hahahaha! marvelous.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

Belm

BELM BELM BELM

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

arf

*adjusts a bit*:

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

nicely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

HAHA!!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

Excellent!

and highly *clickable*, too

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

Ta JP!!

That's it I'm orf, have a great weekend my lovelies!

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Ninj, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)

New for 2009

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

That shouldn't've made me laugh that much

iSketch anyone?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Hahahaha

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Good grief!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

ironically, it's funnier than the movies

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

mad as hat stand in a burns unit specialising in 1st degree scalp burns

out loud lols and everything :D

woooo!

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

Eeep! Coal muck on my lully tutu!

*faints*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

*dons his lucky blue anorack*

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

Oh good Lord!

*clicks*

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Ninj, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)

By 'eck!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

thats enough to get me to go down the pit

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

See, now that is funny. HAW HAW, hhahhahahahah

Ballerinas did not work out

(Catnipppp, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

Is this the missing Python sketch?

WOO!

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

Arfles!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

haha - more of this sort of thing - nice one

*click* cause its a funny
cheers

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

I figured out why art and pip got stuck to their seats

*prepares for haranguing about colouring in*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

I feel I shall harangue you for not colouring it all in and hopefully circumnavigate your preparations

consider yourself harangued!

HI-YARGH!

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

I wanted to

make a sequence of her and scarlet in the cinema and losing her toffie down the side of the seat. However, I am not up to par with my pen yet.
Its starting to get used to it. The nib is receding into the pen however. I have a feeling I will need a new one just when I get used to it.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

is this a graphic tablet I assume

I aquired corel painter x.. trying to do that showed me how shit my cheap ass trust one really is :D

I want rotatey pen functions :(

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

I had a trust a while back

went with the bamboo this time around its only got an a5 drawing area but it seems perfect.

the rubber on the end however keeps randomly switching on but apart from that its great.
edit I think it cost me about £50 with the postage I'm glad i got it now

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm getting into the coloury things..

one of my projects at the moment is colouring in a 5 page section from Akira... a lot of digital colouring I see in comics I think is shit.. and I keep thinking I could probably do better so I have decided to start putting my graphics skills where my mouth is...

or something.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

I'm making a video

as I go along right now. It will be accompanied by a full PDF tutorial of the way I do my digital painting and cell shading.
I'm no expert butt here may be a few tips for you to pick up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

I remember you mentioning previously

and I will deffinately give it a read and a watch.

I also aquired the jeremy sutton corel x dvd guide thing.. but I found him painful to watch. lol. I don't think I'll be using painter x till I get the rotatey pen ability as I cannot be fucked with continually having to rotate the canvas.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

hehe. he is a pain in the arse

( Sutton ) but it's worth browsing through the chapters for tips.
The Fay Sirkis DVD is much more informative and has some good tools with it. ( brushes, palettes etc.) As long as you can get over her annoying speech impediment.
rotating the canvas is second nature to me now but I have it mapped to the buttons on my tablet but it's no hardship to do it from the keyboard. In fact you should get used to doing everything barring your pen-strokes, from the keyboard shortcuts and stop using the gui where possible. It speeds things up massively when you know your tool shortcuts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

I have managed to do so with photoshop

well.. for some things anyway.. although due to work area fail I have to have the key board at a 90 degree angle to me :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

I tend to sit back

in my chair with my feet up on the corner of the desk. The tablet then goes on the slide drawer where the keyboard usually is and it sits perfectly under my right arm and I put the keyboard on my lap under my left hand. I have to turn slightly to see the monitors but it works perfectly for me, until my arse goes numb.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

ok i have considered this at length

It might be that you have long legs or a small desk.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)

I would watch

I think the chances are high that I would learn something I didn't know. It wasn't until about 3 days ago I realized I had a "pick tool". I am not big on reading instructions.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)

I Like the transparicy options on the layers

I used to just ignore it all but there is allot of nice blending techniques to get rid of seams.
for the katsuit I just copied the section onto a new layer and chose "difference" transparicy and added a few bits and bobs after. painter x is what i use too atm the only thing that anoys me about that is they keep trying to sell me an addon pack

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

yes I dislike things like that

I bought L ron hubbards book on dianetics *it was 50p in a charity shop* before I knew what it properly was.. as I had only heard it mentioned in a tenacious D song..

through out all of it there are adverts for other products seminars hundreds and hundreds of dollars for audio tapes... I was feeling really down at the time and so was looking for help.. and it almost had me to a point... that is untill I read the bit that claimed they could cure you from being gay.. at which point I bellowed out laughter closed the book and put it down never to be picked up again.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

he should have stuck to making telescopes

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

he made telescopes?!

marvelous.

ooh this all reminds me that I have a comic I should be drawing.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

That picture is magical;

It takes me to somewhere else.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

the toilet

with a box of tissues?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

You don't need the tissues do you?

/below thread

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

Ha!

good point, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

*re-zips*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

I Say!

Did something the size of the Royal Barge just hove into view?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

*turns*

Where!?!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

You need to learn to take a compliment

better than that...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

Not in my nature I'm afraid...

Unless by 'Royal Barge' you meant the royal famiy of Lilliput...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

I now have a mental image of

Prince Charles elbowing his way onto the Underground.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

He would as well... jug-eared bastard that he is...

This has led me to an extension of that mental image, whereby he's sitting on a grimy Northern Line seat, attempting, and failing, to engage the proletariat in conversations about growing leeks.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

I always find self defacing small penis jokes more rewarding

you get into a situation with a lady*...

"I thought you said it was massive" ..disenheartening.

"oh you were right after all.. it is a bit small".. well it's what you've said all along

"this penis is not small at all" ego boost.

it is the logical course of action.

EDIT: *or man.. who am I to presupose the straightness of the male readers. saying that even if they're gay I guess they still could end up in a situation with a titted one looking at their male splendour.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

Exactly!

Keep expectations low, then deliver a meaty surprise!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

Lasagne?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

Have I met you before?

...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

this was my motto for life

I will always remember getting berated by physics teacher at GCSE, a class I was so very often kicked out of mostly for talking, he accused me of not trying to learn and what did I get in my mock exams?

" a D?! are you really happy with that?!"

"Well, it is two grades above what you'd predicted I'd get."

his argument that I was distracting others was blown out of the water completely as Tom, my friend in this story, had got an A.. when I pointed this out i was then instructed to leave the room once more.

yay education!

EDIT: this was my moto for life... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

But just think...

without you distracting him, Tom could ahve been the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court by now...

instead, he's only got an A in GCSE Physics...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)

if you knew tom

that sentence would fill you with fear.

He has how ever just got back from spending a year teaching english in japan.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

did it involve a meaty surprise anywhere along the line?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

every surprise is a meaty surprise

when you give gifts in boxes with circular holes cut out of them...

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

Hmmm;

Not what I had in mind...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

Somehow, I really doubt that

to be true.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

Shame then;

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

*is looking forward to Lesbian Vampire Killers*

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

I've talked to the director

I was pissed and confused... he didn't seem that appreciative of the magnificence of my pissed up candence*.

although one of the lasses who was in The Decent, who was with him, seemed more engaged in my banterous wonderment... but then again she is an actress...

Yay horror film festivals :D

*EDIT: although memory has just kicked in and this could easily of been because I may of said that I had no idea who he was untill someone told me... :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

Hahaha

I have a feeling you'll need to be pissed to truly appreciate it but I have no problem with that. Roll out of the pub about midnight, go see LVK, kebab, home. Sounds like a great night

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

there was a 5 min preview during said horrorfilm festival, frightfest,

the footage that was shown was pretty funny... also I appreciate the directors honest when I asked him "why lesbian vampire killers?"

"Money... it will make all the 16 year old boys want to go and see it."

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

The descent is that film where those girls go down a hole

and theres mutant shit down there right?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

yus

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

Oh there are some hotties in that :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

There's a joke in there somewhere...

But my sleep deprived mind can't quite connect the dots...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

Great film. Properly scary.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

Especially given that a lot of the scares are signposted miles off...

And yet when they finally arrive, you still jump...

[Rec] was good for that as well...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

^this with particularly shiney bells on

so good that the americans started remaking it before it had even been released in their country..

Quarantine is their version. I have not got even the remotest of wishes to see it.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

I can't imagine it being as good if half my attention isn't absorbed by reading subtitles...

and also, everything's always set in bloody America, [Rec] is scary precisely because it's clsoer to home.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)

Subtitles?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

[Rec] is a Spanish film...

And thus features a very pretty lady babbling away in the language of... erm... piella.

It is also fucking scary.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

I'm always looking forward to Lesbian Vampire Killers

... as long as Maddie Smith and Valerie Leon are about

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

you have 45 "squirrel girls"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

It's Cindy Crowford that's bothering* me...

*arousing

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

oh my lord...

that's really not a good sign, is it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

honestly - I'd have to say no.

also - in other news, they're refurbishing the ladies toilets on this floor and there is a worrying smell all around my office.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

I shall refrain from the obvious strikethrough gag

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

was it

~~refurbishing the ladies toilets~~ filming a gang bang

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

slightly more subtle than that, but that one will do.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

was it

of ori
?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

18 points to SJD!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

YESSSSS

I'm gonna spend them on a new shirt methinks.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

have a shufty at this:

www.simoncarter.net/
They have wunnerfull shirts, and a sale, too!

(equine free link)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

Crikey! Very dapper...

It's my ambition to one day own a tailor made suit from this bloke:

www.greshamblake.com/new/index.html

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

I say, that's rather top!

They've got some rather good shirts, too.

*makes note*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)

I sense an impeccably dressed b3ta bash some day in the future...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

was it

~~toilets~~?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

hehehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

uhh

well I dont know some of them are pineapples and rhino others didnt make the final set. anyway thats all in the past.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

squirrelgirls.com/

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

0_0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

I have no idea what that does

But I hear Squirrel girls are very powerful

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

he doesnt stand a chance!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

its not working for me

:/ the squirrel just sits there with a white circle around its head

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

holy ghost!

An album full of 45 pics of squirrel girls? Thats not healthy! You'll get rabies, i tell thee.

EDIT - mindpiss from above

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

I feel I have been ripped off

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Your crackers

m'lord

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Pfft!

Four Candles

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

Pfft

"Don't look back I got a new derection".

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

his crackers are what?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Not a Two Ronnies fan then?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

Not really, but ive see the 'four candles' sketch

Maybe i dont remember it that well...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

his crackers are handed to him on a plate

It's another sketch

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)

Was gonna ask why 'Kleenex'?

Then thought better of it.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

bah

mindpiss...

well not really as you haven't asked the question.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

just ask anyone who attended Winchester...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

this i think

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

Christ

There really is a wiki for everything isn't there.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

why would you need the tissues?

I thought the point of the game removed their neccessity...

Either way this is still epic woo :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

In case anyone misses the biscuit :-)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

you have to eat it..

if you are willing to eat it and not willing to scoop the sperm up with the biscuit i think there is some level of problem there.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

*bokes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

my work here is done.

although I feel I should of said "biscuit and fingers" for a better use of imagery.. but alas it is now too late.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

muhahah

but I don't think the lad in the middle will do very well

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

pffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Nice!

LOLBISCUITPUN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

hahaha!

good stuff.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

SOAB

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Woo. And how insincere to include the tissues.

(Like that charity letter saying "An Apology" on the envelope; inside it says, "We apologise for sending you this letter, but...".).

Games are, of course, impossible without Biscuits. (→biscuitty image challenge)

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

Awesome idea, everyone likes biscuits.

Clicked

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

back once again with the renegade carrot ladders

Click for bigger (134 kb)

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

ok.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

Oh noes

he's upset Jonathan Frakes

which is no big deal because Spock was a much better first officer and "Strange but True?" is a terrible program

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Jonathan Frakes will now flounce into the turbolift

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

That's the one

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

LOL I can't wait until tuesday

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

Ahahahhahahaaaaa

Clock of dreams.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

this pic is getting better each time I see it

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

I'm adding bits over the course of time ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

cor - a BIGGER Redex!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

ahaha, well good bikage.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

ahem...

trike

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

pffft....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Sorry babe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

Have this instead

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

I love toucans

AA+ would view again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

You should have worked for my old company then!

We had a division called Toucan! FACT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I spot a theme here.... ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

yes

toucan play at that

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

this is

low quality

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

I like this!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

If this is pornographic,

don't bother!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

How do I always manage to drop in on things like this?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

ello you!

Haven't seen you for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggges

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

TRELLY!

*glomps*

How goes dearie?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

It's a skill, ma'am...

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

\o/

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

It gets better every time I see it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

spooky

www.b3ta.com/board/9142401

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

it's gets better every time I see it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

she looks like a right cow

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

That's my missus!!!!

pfft... not really

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

No slats!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

genious!

and some what spangable :D

this is the combination that things should be in.

woo

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

wo?

I don't get it.

:P

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

oh.. so you noticed the tongue then

before I got to point it out to you...

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

shuld?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

wo?

I removed the other o this time..

I'm still not sure about it though.

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

*groan*

OK - questions for the oldies.

Do you
a) remember Tandy stores?
b) remember having a Tandy battery card, whereby you could get a free battery every month?
c) think I've lost it here?

EDIT: FUCKING YES! - *DOES THE STILL HAS IT DANCE*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

Well:

a) yes
b) no
c) possibly

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

this

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

this from soemone who ranks Rich Tea biscuits at #4

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

Hey...

I offered the Fox's Crunch Cream as a compromise!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

I remember Tandy stores

but I mostly remember wondering what the point in them was as they didn't sell computer games.

at least the one in my town didn't

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

I think I first saw 'Doom' being played in a Tandy Store.

ahhaha

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

there was two electronics stores in newark (my town.. it's an anagram of wanker and that really is all it's got going for it)

One didn't have computer games and one did... and I'm pretty sure it was the Tandy that didn't.

then they were bought out by Currys?

trying to remember stuff from the early 90's is hard when you were between 5 and 10 during them

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

yep I have the same memory issues.

I think our Tandy only had a few games, which seems odd if you remember them not stocking any.
*researches*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

200-in-1 electronics projects

were what passed for video games in my day...

flip-flop LED lightshow anyone?

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fuscous, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

flip flops,

rheostat fun and cat's whisker radios. It could do them all...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

my dad would probably tell you that you were spoilt

but he can tend to be a curmudgeonly old cunt sometimes :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

a) yes
b) no
c) spandex

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

I remeber Tandy stores -

and they did their own home computers, didn't they?

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

yep, my bro had one :)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

I think I weighed it up

and settled for a Commodore 64 in the end. Happy days...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

good choice...

...and far simpler days :(

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Retro-fontastic!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

I remember Tandy

Used to be one on Shandwick Place here in Edinburgh. Only went there once, to buy a button battery - sales assistant was surly and unhelpful and assumed I was an idiot. Never bought from them again.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

this

is why Tandy no longer exist. The staff were the same everywhere.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

hmmm.

a) Yes
b) No
c) kill the horses with HAMMERS!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

1) Yes.

Tandy in Yeovil, to be specific.

What glorious memories.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Was it near the legendary

Yeovil Sheepskin Shop?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

Everything's too near to everything else in Yeovil.

Including the eyes on most kids.

I did see PJ Harvey in Acorn Records when I was about 15, though. I think I probably had a massive wank about it later or something.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Yeah but no but yeah.

I didn't have the battery card, but I used to have just about every type of A/V cable and adaptor they sold under my bed at Uni.

I also remember getting a hand-held Tetris game that got me through some tedious 'guest' lecturers.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

Im rissing here....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

o pls

pls get it.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

I get it now :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

"Free of Charge" is both without cost, and empty...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

OH FUCK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

Dur...

I get it now!

*slaps forehead* (mine, not yours)

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

Zefrank's microphone drawy thing

Gary Numan - Music for Chameleons

How fun

(I dont know anymore, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

That's rather nice

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fuscous, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

That's pretty!

Is it an X-ray showing a rather over-zealous use of love beads?

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

or the aftermath of a person who subsisted on a diet of solidified squid ink

who pushed just that little bit too hard come toilet time...

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

play it some nirvana

lots of changes in volume

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

i am

ashamed to say i have none.

(I dont know anymore, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

pah

who 'owns' copies of songs these days, when we've got t'internet instead :-)

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

very true

(I dont know anymore, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

ooh I see..

A program that draws music?

how novel..

and I thought the piece in radio 4's front row about the competition set by a purfumery for pianists to compose a piece that represents the smell was weird..

although I think the smell one still tops it :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

Needs more Mr Bungle.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

this is true of everything

although this would be best if I was My Ass Is On Fire

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

Apparently his username is unrelated.

Unless he was having me on. The tyke.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

I have heard similar tales as well

but still.. it would be apt even if it wasn't his intentions to be :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

oooh cool!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

this is pretty

but what does a microphone drawy thing entail an what is the significance of Gary Numan.. (I mean this specifically to this arts rather than in the general sense)

/trying to out think the smart arses blog

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

All is revealed

in the news letter.

basically it detects sounds and draws pictures based on volume of sound. that was the outcome when i played gary numan through it

(I dont know anymore, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

oh yes.. tis friday...

*navigates away*

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arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

funky bassline

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lecytazY6n4&feature=related

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

Winnah

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

best scene

ever.

works particularly well on the DVD title of that series

(I dont know anymore, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

David Camerastamon

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

You are busy today!

This is good.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Bumbaclot!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

hahahaha

extra WOO for the name...he'll always be that to me now

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

Good old Sid...

Previously

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

hahah

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

excellent!

I'm loving these.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Fantastic stuff!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

CARRY ON BULLY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

Hurrah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Hahaha

Top work.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

huge clickery

erm...click

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

What do you mean, why?

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

ALL SALUTE THE KING OF BISCUITS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Yes.

Hail to the HobNob!

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B.T., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Peek Freans Trotsky Assortment ftw

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Is that from The Young Ones?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Aye

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

Otherwise known as

THE MIGHTY GARIBALDI

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fuscous, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Prasie be to the Holy Bourbon and it's chocolatey goodness.

And nice shoppage on the pic.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

A heathen pretender to the throne!

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B.T., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Look..

We had so many biscuit arguments on b3ta..
Right:
#1 Bourbon Creams
#2 Custard creams
#3 Hob-nobs.
And you can all argue for the 4th best busciut.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

are choco-leibniz

allowed in the club - being german and all?

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

I always read that as "Chocolate lesbians"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

the best kind.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

all the better for licking...

I'm *so* sorry, i really don't know where that came from.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Or those Petit Ecolier biscuits

from Lu?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

mmm...

are they the ones with sticky jam and light sponge? I love those.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

No, they are the chocolate ones.

They do do jammy ones, and they are rather yummy.

Edit: They also do the most superb non-Jaffa Cake Jaffa cake.

*drools*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

They look nice.

And you can bite the heads off rustic children as you eat them!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

Double Bonus!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

Your list is wrong and I shall not stand for it!

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B.T., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Im not a fan of bourbons

I prefer the shortbready ones

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

#4 Rich Tea

Fact

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

Nonsense, the Rich Tea is a fine figure of a biscuit, and should not be hastily overlooked.

(also, Border Dark Chocolate Gingers are good)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

MY IGNORE LIST SURE IS GROWING!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

Huh?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

b3ta seems a pretty laid back place most of the time

but there is a line, and you've just crossed it.

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

In my defence may I offer:

Fox's Crunch Cream.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

excellent recovery

*bites hand off*

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

#1 Chocolate hob-nobs
#2 Jestives
#3 Chocolate Digestives
#4 Cookies
#5 Hob-nobs
#6 Custard Creams
#7 Digestives
#8 Bourbouns
#9 Ginger nuts

But I fear I may have forgotten something important.

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

yes you have

The Fox's Party Ring
damn you!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

salutes tunnocks caramel wafer

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Over 3,000,000

made and sold every week. Or something like that.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

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fuscous, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

*votes for orangeman*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

*marches in protest*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

NICE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Safe choice, the bourbon.

right shape, good stability after dunking...he knows what he's doing.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

I favour the Nice biscuit myself

it doesn't have the bourbon's structural integrity, but it's sweetness makes up for it.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Yeah, the Nice is OK for smaller waves.

When the surf's up, the Bourbon's the way to go.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

NIce are the bodyboards of the biscuit world.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

in all seriousness though

gingernuts are the hardiest for when it gets really rough

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

There is also a dessert that can be made from a packet of gingernuts, some sherry, and whipped cream.

Called a 'Christmas Log'. It's very nice.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

*Hands out*

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

I'm honoured!

Biscuits is serious business...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Yup, yup.

built-in redundancy too - if one layer goes there's another.

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

but

all the extra weight of the detatched broken layer, plus the cream, surely causes greater stress on the remaining layer eventually causing it to break too? I guess it might buy you a bit more time though.

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

just a storm in a teacup

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

You've included a chocolate bourbon.

Therefore no further qualification is required.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

bisquits!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Built for comfort rather than speed

The lilos of the biscuit world.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

There is no why? Only woo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

who is this guy?

I honestly don't know

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

He is henry

and that's all you need to kniow

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

*cries into the circular argument*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

That's my dad,

that is.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

ah - now we are getting somewhere

JPG Senior

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

actually, in fairness,

JPG senior wouldn't be someone/thing I would wish on the world, no matter how dire the circumstances.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Nicely done.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

^ this

"Biscuits in the real world" image challenge.....
*dreams*

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

Wonderful idea.

I hope this happens.

:)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

If you think it'ld be a good challenge....

Please reply & click here to vote.

(And remind people frequently; I'm not going all k3b/-\b on this by myself!)

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

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