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# something I just thought of:


(less RIS if you are a phone customer in the USA...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)
# AT&T :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:49, archived)
# Just thought of it did you?
images.google.ca/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=%22AT%26T%22+%2B%22death+star%22&btnG=Search+Images


Not that I care, it's nicely done. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:55, archived)
# Oh Crap!
I did an image search for AT&T Logo and Death Star - honest!

I blame society for my epic fail.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Probably been done!
(Fly Projector, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# hhahhahhhahhhhahhhaa
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# PFFFFFT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)
# I wonder how far beyond fantasy that "police investigation" will get?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# the star reckons rob could get community sevice...
roffle
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Yeah! Get Rob! He is personally leading the charge of deliberate upsetting behaviour!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Don't squeeze too hard!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)
# But it's so fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Another nice pair

Don't squeeze.. kitty inside
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Boyoyoyoyoyoying!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Hurrah for kitten sponging!


/2003 blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# Sorry I got nothing left 'cept puppies with blurry heads.

Stupidly early 'ning.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# All I got left is this:


G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# goodnight fella.
I've just been watching 'Control' ( Curtis, Joy Division ) and it was only 10 minutes ago ( it's in the credits now) that I thought to myself "Oh, this is in black and white"
Very absorbing.

I'd still do Samantha Morton up the wrong 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# I just watched in bruges
Pretty good film
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Quality movie
and one of my previous recommendations when Broonie and I discuss things to watch. I'm a cunt, but I'm not a bad judge of flicks.

Watch Soul Men. Watch it, watch it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Ive seen soul men
it was very good, I think Ive run out of films I downloaded to watch now....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# do you have a decent connection?
I can invite you to our private tracker but it's a pain to keep up the ratio with all the 100mbit servers around.
I'll send you an invite anyway and if you struggle with ratio we have a points exchange system and I can give you an account on my webserver to keep that up.
Lot of shit films around right now.
I saw "red Sands" earlier. Oh lord, take me now.

edit no need for invite, subs are open.

www.torrentseed.org
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# im with be so its 24 (apparently) but yeah its prety nippy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# well check the link.
We are a small group and quite private but we have a reputation for good KVCD releases ( we used to be TUS KVCD)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# doesnt seem to like it...
login thing isnt working
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# ok. gaz me an email addy
and I'll do an official invite from the site
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Hmm
That's bizarre - I have two movies ripped to my hard drive and they are Control and In Bruges
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:56, archived)
# So would I if she asked nicely,
G'nite sexy, catch U tomorrow...

*gone*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# all I got left is spacky 1968 Ford Galaxie 500
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# yay!
SHAKE THAT HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Wow it really goes quiet here sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Eeeeeoooowwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Too bad more folks are not here.
There's at least 10 or so more using that background.
Let me see if I can find the thread...
www.b3ta.com/board/6622592
but there was one with a source...
edit: Arses, search gets too odd after 9 pages.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# tatatatatatatatat!!
I actually said that outloud when I saw that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# thats my dog!
Yay!
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# I hope he/she is doing well.
Thread from long ago.
www.b3ta.com/board/7707097
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Seeing as I am the only one here have some jungle.


Click for bigger (181 kb)

Why thank you don't mind if I do. Nice bridge...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Ah ha!
*cuts rope before Indiana jones can cross*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# How could you do that?
Poor Indy, he'll be stuck there for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Horrid bridge
I hate your bridge you can get rid of it for all I care
The rest of it is all very pretty though.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# nice.
I do declare that is in Stranglethorn Vale.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# No helicopter, no shark. FAKE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Needs more Tarzan!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# That looks warm.
Warm is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# DRUM N BASS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Lush
Lovely textures & colouring -- must've taken a while! It looks almost like a tropical garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# As Dr Brian Green set off on his desperate journey through the desert to find help..
..he had final parting words of comfort for those left behind

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# lol
you'd think he'd leave on better terms than that!
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Dave is fucking fags?
Apart from that, nice dunes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# American?
I knew it was too late at night in the civilized lands to release this joke into the wild. Damn colonials will be hunting(bumsexing) it all night.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Butt seriously, why did dave expect him to forget that dave was fucking fags?
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Not a merkin
just a spelling Nazi. It should be "your fucking fags" :)
EDIT: nm, you fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Or should it?
..maybe I might have dropped a tiny bit of smelly bait out there
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Dave is a homosexual
If he's fucking fags.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# So Dave use to fuck fags?
I still will never forget that.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# i will not forget your are fucking fags
he wont forget that they are all gay?
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# maybe
they're lonely in the desert so he's been sent to find some company.

I prefer to think that they've had a huge row and he's stormed off into the desert and that's his parting shot in response to some cheap shot from Dave.
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# did you mean you are?
combo! Hyper meta Pedant super finishing move!!!!!!!

Pedantduken!!!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# lololol
where are the pedants?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# There all gay!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# *Hand up*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# watch my ninja skillz catch them out..
tee hee tee hee....

That was because an argument with my stupid landlord about bloody grammar.. it put me right off it did.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# dammit, now we look stupid instead of you
nice picture btw, it's very good now.
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Oh I don't want that
I think I shall change it back. It was a wicked trick to play anyways.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# the pendants are away being amazed by mute points
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
#
:D
(All The Worlds Squirrels Tied to a stick, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)
# That
is some mighty fine lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# it always makes me wonder
what will bring a deep lurker out to the board...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# beautiful.
and witty :)



Click for bigger (175 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# yes
but he left the iron on :D
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Sorry...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# V.2 coming soon

volume two: www.b3ta.com/board/9169458
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Nice..
Here too...
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# On the subject of cocks
I just made this :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)
# Too late.
Everybody's had their penis in there.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# why not your sister?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Because I don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# niether do i
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# sheep seem to be fair game
as do cats, computers and dvd players
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# No
I did original have the fan as a dvd player. Computers are ok as are Sheep and Cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# As much as I think that you are a fine young chap
the thought of some bearded antipodean pawing my sister puts me in mind of murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# she that bad then?
or is a beard too close to being a furry in your eyes :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Pasanonic is just a fat racist
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Too bad he donates so much to the site
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# oh you can have a beard all day.
It's fucking Australians I want to shoot on sight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# racist!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# As much as I'd like a boffin
to prove that you lot are genetically subnormal different to us homo saplings I'll have to bring out the pedant here and call shenanigans on your race card :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# hahahaha i know about that, however the *giggle* learned *giggle* opinions of social *giggle* scientists *giggle* suggest
that despite no genetic difference there is still a perception issue.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# boo!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# a *complete* guide you say?
If this blender in any way damages my manhood I'm holding you responsible...
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Disclaimer:
Publisher holds no responsiblity for damages taken upon readers who do not read all editions of The Complete Guide of where NOT to stick your penis.

Blenders are in volume two
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# mum seems to be missing as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# OK
Your Mum, my Mum and me when I'm passed out will be added to volume two.

Gee I really did miss some valid non penis-ing objects.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# when your not passed out??
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# also
don't forget gelgameks. They should definitely be in there.
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# so your perfectly valid when not passed out?
edit: scale weights are also inadvisable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I'm valid
with proper permission of course.

Also adding fire to volume two.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# do you have forms I have to fill in?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# best pick up line ever
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Damn!
*put Rohypnol back in pocket and sulks* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# really? no wonder that old lady at the bank was smiling at me!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Jammy Dodgers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# that's fine surely?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# It doesn't mention you...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I don't have a sister.
ALL BETS ARE OFF.
*finds some soup*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I suggest ox tail
it's velvety texture really enhances the experience
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Cold soup is ok for penis-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# with a name like squishtastic I feel this is almost a scientific endorsement
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# If only I had this guide
then I would possibly have managed to avoid doing two of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# *intreguied*
*misspelling*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)
# my money's on
the two sisters
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# no flesh involved
apart from mine. There was electricity though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# "Fire"
is another fairly fundamental one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# a rat trap, freddie mercury, the list goes on...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Quite frankly
I don't know how I manage to make it through each day without sticking my penis in something inappropriate.
It is a metaphorical minefield.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# george foreman grill
shake the fat out of it
collect in tray
serve to mother
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# "It's so good
I put my dick in it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Well
it would be unhealthy to put it in a grill...
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Just on that point, I know someone who pretty much does that,
he thinks that fat that collects in the tray is free lard/dripping for cooking!

Missing the original point a bit maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Well if you're going to use lard anyway then surely it's fine to use that stuff
Doing things this way means you'd only get a single dose of fat (when you're using it for dripping) rather than a double dose of fat (when you eat your first meal and again when you use fresh dripping)

Personally I prefer to excercise rather than pay close attention to my fat intake.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I tend to sit on my ass
and just pray I don't get fat. Working good so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# ^this but it's not working :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# It is.
Collect it, boil it, in clean water when you have
about 2kg saved. Three to four hours and skim often.

Once free of any crumbs and goo, turn it up
and boil off ALL the water. Store in a boiled
or bleached jar. Keeps for months.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# But
why?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# To ask that reveals much.
May you never know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# No seriously...
what is the end product and what do you do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# My mother is having YET ANOTHER episode at the moment.
She doesn't need any beef fat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8986394
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Hehe
Love the difference between "my sister" and "your sister". In the picture, I mean.
(NinjaDreams, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Nn
Napkin rings.
(Benzyl, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# A broken bottle?
A ferret's cage? (or any cage containing small pets with sharp teeth)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Final Product
I do hope that the final product will feature bigger fonts so it'll be easier to read, I found it rather hard to decipher some of the words due to their small size.

All in all: Keep up the good work!
(Almar wonders what will go wrong this week, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Also airplane jet turbines
woo btw :)
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# photobucket
have killed your fp - cunts
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Rehost.
www.b3tards.com

Whee.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# TAXMEN: NOW WITH MAGNIFYING LENSES.
HE'LL TAX ALL YOUR TINY HORSES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# In the year 2200 people will look at this and think you were a deeply interesting person, probably reading quite a lot into your mind set.
What do you hope they conclude you were thinking when you made this?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# THAT I WAS PANIC STRICKEN OVER THE STATUS OF MY TINY HORSES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# HE SCOURS THE NIGHT
SEARCHING FOR ELIGIBLE TERMINATION PAYMENTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# He's looking for your pig-headed boys
ugly is taxable you know...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# My tiny pig-headed boys? THEY'RE TINY.
I AM GOING TO WONDERFUL SLEEP LAND. ALTHOUGH I'M NOT, BECAUSE I CAN'T SLEEP LAYING ON MY BACK AND IF I LAY ON MY SIDES BOGIES COME OUT AND DANCE ON MY PILLOWS AND THEN MY FACE GETS GLUED TO THEM TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Erm, OK,
SLEEP WELL YOU CRAZY PERSON!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I have the sniffles :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)
# *hugs and offers hot lemon drink*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# No joke
There are men that look like that where I live. Lucky me.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# The joke's on him
I have no tiny horses
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I bet the fuckers
just use it for killing ants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I've been stuck in Devon with my family and no electricity
So we made a snow princess. The others made the front of it

And I made the back. They were not pleased with me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# SHE HAS NO ARMS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# That's why her arse is so dirty
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# you've clearly thought this through
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I also designed our next family christmas card :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# hahaha fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# that is ace
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# ahh-hahahaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Is it meant to be that... mucky at the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# he's a sick fuck this one
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yes
yes it was
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# extra points for the STAINS
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Princess Shitty Crack!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I'll see if Disney are interested
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Oh lordy, this wins everything.
Demon-approved!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# oh now you've gone and made me wanna play metal gear
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Skid marks in the snow!
That's like poetry, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Nicely done
I feel sorry for the lost walker who happens upon her in the middle of a blizzard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# jesus...
all I can do is *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Superb work.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# here is a handy chart for you to cut out and keep
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# BINGO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I thought it was snakes and ladders
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# You sunk my battleship.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I approve of this. Lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# What do I do when fish is at 35% but hammer is only 10%?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# seek medical help
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# add more pills
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# oh ok now i'm sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# this makes sense of everything
CONFUSION BE GONE!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Hang on..
pill + pill = 4 leaf clover?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# OK, so now
I have a pair of scissors covered in liquid crystal, and am still no clearer :(
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# This explains a lot
Specially the bits about hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# :D
multi-dimensional fun this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I wonder if this is another table
such as this b3ta.com/board/9164608
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I want this on my semi cubicle wall now
bravo
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# The bridge is out. Adventure over.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# THE VIADUCT IS IN. GAME ON.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# HELLO SQUARE FAMILY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Hows things in Microwave town?
I hope to see the return of deathpool soon.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I don't live in a dorm anymore so it would be quite pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Ok, new game:
Continue to put them up in your old dorm by any means necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# the go watch xmen origins
I hear he is in that.


*oh that's deadpool.. my bad*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVER DRAWN A SQUARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I DONT THINK I WANT TO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# HAI TSTATTSER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# HELLO WREARELMNEOM
HAVE YOU DRAWN A TAXMAN RECENTLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# NO, SHOULD I DO YOU THINK?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DRAW A TAXMAN. CAREFUL: TAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I FEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I WOULDN'T ADVISE DRAWING SQUARES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# IT IS SAID THAT DA VINCI WAS THE ONLY MAN EVER ABLE TO DRAW A PERFECT SQUARE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# AND ONLY THEN BY DRAWING AROUND HIS HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE ROCKS I GOT
I'M STILL VIMOD FROM THE BLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# They look happy. Would they like some cake?
I've just made some.

Be careful, it's hot out of the oven!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# what happened to it
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Disintegrated slightly when removing from tray
But still intact enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Looks highly nom-able
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Not cake so much as
splat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# It's Kladdkaka
It's meant to be a slightly gooey brownie.

Alas, I have no ice cream to go with it.

It's also so cocoa-y, folk singers will be singing songs about "The Very Cocoa-y Cake of '09" for years to come.

Recipe :
2 eggs
Load of sugar, flour, cocoa
Pinch of salt, smidgen of vanilla essence
Half a block of melted butter

Mix, stick in baking tray, shove in oven for 20 mins at 200C.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I doubt the veracity of this statement.
Is it the Hershey's recipe, where you pour the water over the top before you put it in the oven?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Ewww no
I don't like Hershey's choc and I don't use their recipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# You don't have to use Hershey's
the recipe works with Green & Black's
It's a pretty good recipe.
Oh, yours has egg? ACK and half a stick of butter. NO SIR.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# MAYONNAISE IS THE PERFECT SUBSTITUTE TO BOTH OF THESE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# IN FACT FOR ALL THE INGREDIENTS IN THIS RECIPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Even the name is like a big splat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# You forgot to add mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Don't want to be pedantic
but don't you mean

half a block of butter, melted?

(and it looks lovely, can I have some?)
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Nope
I buy my butter pre-melted, in blocks. Bit awkward to cut but easier to pour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Ok.....
I sit corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# fucking hell
that looks delicious. could you email me some please?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# That's not a cake, that's an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Baking paper solves all
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Lightly buttered the baking tray
It just disintegrated when using large metal spatula to shovel it onto the plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# That looks damn tasty!
I'm now very hungry, but sadly without cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# he has a moustache of win
I reckon he beats his wife and kid though.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# it's the pringles man!
this is awesome, more of this please.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Top 'tache!
Tetris blocks should have moustaches. It'd make the whole game five million times better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# The floaty eyes are a mistake.
But I kind of like them.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha, the bottom one!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Jasper Carrot?
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# it's the top 1
that gives me the willies
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# fook
you've scared me to bed
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# these are brilliance :D
(0)_(0)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha
jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# would the top one, but she might be managing fine on her own
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# fcuk!!!
that's my nightmares sorted for the night

*fears bedtiem*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# ARG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Jebus...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# ohh lawdy!!
eek!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Cartoons are for weekends

(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# THIS IS GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# :D


i think only k3b/-\b got this when I first posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I get it
Meatloaf (k3b/-\b and I share a time share brain)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# \o/
you have passed

well done. :D

why is one bottle of wine never enough.. but I know from experience 2 is always ffaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr too much.. i don't think this knowledge is going to stop me from startingon the second though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# WHAT A POOF!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# only in your dreams, dear.
Only in your dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# :'(
2 bottles of plonk isn't enough, but it does increase risk of heart disease, diabetes, liver and kidney damage and mental heath problems.

That's what I was told when my drinking was found to be "dangerous" on some survey I did at uni. So they gave me a stress ball.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# 2 bottles of wine turns me into a vomit monster usually
tis not the booze I usually choose to drink.. beer I get pissed on inordinantly quickly too.. I can handle my spirits though.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# here's to the health of cardinal chunder
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# 2 bottles of wine is about the same as 12 beers
AND RED WINE REDUCES HEARD DISEASE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# this one containes
SULPHITES

and cost £2.99 from Netto. I am a winner.

EDIT: I also took it as I'm a poof for drinking wine rather than in what quantities I choose to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# CATTLE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# was thinking
this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# You could always buy a vacuvin so you can go back to the second bottle the next day
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# this would imply some form of will power on my part
once I start to get drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# OI!
you!

go down stairs and get me a pizza on!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# okie dokie.
as long as I can have half
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I'd like to purchase some of your wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# We don't ship outside australia
maybe you would like to deal with one of our partner companies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I wouldn't. You've lost yourself business. I hope we can get through this together.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I will whine at you for free
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR JOKE, SORRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# YOU COCK MY JOKE IS HILLARIOUS!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# agreed
wine should come in 150% bottles
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# brian blessed
's belt
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# orion's
unless brian blessed played orion in something and I am missing the reference
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# that has nothing to do with meatloaf
swine.

I got rid of it before the song started so your plan failed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww i tried rolling someone else the otherday
but it didn't work because her computer blocked youtube :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# silly kebab
rik is not the way through a womyns knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# i don't think i have any chance with her whatsoever anyway
same goes for the one that wrote this testament to me:

"Regarding the video: oh my gosh I'm so dumb... I watched the whole thing waiting for something to happen and all that happened was that I got rickrolled.......... I'll get you!!!!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# poor little jester.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# have an arts
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Ooh
Very nice! I like this :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Soldier with small bird on head
nice
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# COD 4?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# eeuurgh eeuurgh. . . . . the call of duckpondjimmy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I know ducks quack but..

A quack is roughly a honk.. just in duckish
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Quack
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Haha
Lol that's filth
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# cthulu is a tealady


Click for bigger (315 kb)


hmmm the thumb doesn't seem to want to work.. the link does though
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hahahaha honk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# quonk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# HONK
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Uuuurgh uuuuurgh urgh uuuurgh!!

*edit* now with headache... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I had to Adblock that because it gave me the fucking fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Can I have some of what you're havin?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I should never come on b3ta before planning to have a wank
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# WANK STATUS:
JUST FINISHED. FEELIN' POST-RUB GUILT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# so true it makes me sad.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# BEAVIS!
I! AM CORNHOLIO!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Haha!
I remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# do you need tp for your bumhole?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I COME FROM LAKE TITIKAKA
TITIKAKA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Are you threatening me!?
I am cornholio!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I need TP for my bunghole.
I would hate for my bungholio to get polio
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha
tremendous
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# sweet fucking jesus
that is unholy
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# ohhh YES
this is lovely horrible magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# 16k away from being told it's as big as the moon
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I'll never have another erection ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# don't worry, JML will save you!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I just thought of an apple and got an erection. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# you're a sick puppy
or cat

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Apple Martin?
You dirty paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# STEVE JOBS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Wow that's shockingly similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# ah but yours is much better
.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I like the both the same :D
Except the one I like more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# both remind me of this old one
hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Hahahaha I watched that for way too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# clicked it
the music synced with bob dylan's - Joey far too well
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# It didn't go too well with Fennesz.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# neither did my comprehention
of what that is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ha ha
.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# That music is great
Makes all the gifs look much better
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Does that piece of music have an actual name?
I've heard it lots over the years and have grown quite fond of it.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# haha-magic
i wish b3ta had sound too....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# not sure how you did this..
but the easiest way on making this smaller would be to make the eye brows a seperate layer... which moves over the top of the same image of darling sans eyebrows.. if this is how you've originally done it.. I have no idea how you have managed such a file size.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I'm using GifBuilder which sucks arse
Used to use the one in Photoshop but no idea where that's gone since CS4.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I have not advanced past cs2
so I have image ready...

not really sure of the process once the cs has evolved since then.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# just click
window on the toolbar then click animation and you build it just like you did in imageready, except no need to export and import from photoshop any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I enjoy the break that the exporting affords :D
..or something
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I've suddenly gone off Dairy Milk
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# heh heh
lolbrows
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# LOL !!
Hahahahahaha - alot!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# no
nonononnonono
nono
NO
NONONONO
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Curious!

: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# cockbutton
edit: piss, I went downstairs to get cheap alchoholic filth and I have returned upstairs with weak orange drink

that's fucking senile

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# You may drink your weak orange drink
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# now.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'm 1/3 through it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# DRINK


NOT SWIM!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# a drink like a fish
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# go back down
go get alco
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'll do that when I've finished this orange piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Try This .........yum yum yum....
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# well, that's just great!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Orange
has only one vein — in its cock
:(
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I've just finished a bottle of 2.99 netto wine
it tasted worse the more I drank...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# because it gets more dense with netto the more you drink it
it made sense in my head

it didn't make sense in my head

ARG MY HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
I actually did one of those embarassing snort-laughs. Oh dear.

*clicks* :D
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# seeing as the board is slow tonight
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# A HAIKU:
I think woodlice rule
They are small and really fun
Sometimes they roll up
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# sometimes woodlice are stars
or possibly a planet like mars
they live in space
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Is it Haiku Sunday already?
Bugs are just icky
I don't like them at all yo
Where is my sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Cornflakes cornflakes corn
Flakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
Cornflakes cornflakes yo
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha! thi makes me laugh
stop it!!!! read my sig ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# your sandwhich is ham
and tomato under the big
lemon in you drink
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
#
I call them slaters
I guess it's where you grew up
that dictates the name
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
#
I didn't know there's a
diference between earwigs
and woodlice, I suck.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# A repost? Naughty.
And I still say it looks like the Gigashadow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# tribs man!!!
sssshhhhhh!!!! they nearly didn't notice plus my tatty is borked, sheer frustration really!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# J-lo hatton
arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I have no idea who those people are...
but
TJ : www.b3ta.com/links/Kitten_V_Fan :D
*goes back to bed with manflu*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# i most welcome
that threadjack, hahaha that video is teh bestestest
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# shopped images only etc.....
woo! nicely
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)

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