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# walter is a cunt
click for 146k
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# it needs some MOTHER FUCKING STILTS
it is loverly, woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Now you've done it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I started the MOTHER FUCKING WHALES ON STILTS
so I can kick it of, when ever :D

There just aren't enough whales on stilts at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# here you go


not enough narwhals on stilts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# That's not a narwhal!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# i know, i wish it was
they fucking rawk!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# *scrolls up*


Well I'll be damned...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahah
all whales need a horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It certainly does!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# You call them barnacles
Others call them "Ribbed for her pleasure".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Get out of my Thames Walter you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Anyone who is 38 is a cunt..
whale or not.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# quick, silly, possibly offensive ... :-P
(spinoza, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# gay
i mean of course "nice" :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# you dropped this "and well drawn."
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Woo. You're a very good cartoonist, fella!
It's a shame when I see really good pictures on here my first thought is "image theft?"
Too much of it goin around. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# You stole this comment from another board!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# the dog looks worried, like it is expecting to be raped by the hairdresser
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# this happens to me all the time
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I wish the two sexy ladies in the barbers today had raped me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Turn the corner of his mouth up a little though and he's kinki. With an i.
With an i.
(convicious, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# actually
I drew the dog first. I then added a context and a lame joke.

I really like drawing worried dogs. If I could I'd make a living of it :)
(spinoza, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I'm glad you said that;
I was worried there was a hidden joke I wasn't getting. Now I know it's just a silly.

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Can I ask
Is that hand written ?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# yes it is
I sometimes use a comic style font (not the dreaded comic sans!) but this time I hand wrote it for fun. I use the photoshop ruler function as a visual guide to keep the letters from dancing too much up and down.
(spinoza, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# there's a ruler function?
well I never :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# ctrl+R
shows and hides rulers in my old 6.0 version of Photoshop. The can then be dragged from the top and from the left. Ctrl+; turns snapping on and off.
(spinoza, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Thought it was pretty obvious, personally.

News!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# shittest controvesy ever.
nice pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# there seems to be a vendetta against the bbc
by newspapers
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Haha, rematch!
*flicks hair in an irritating and smug way*

I like Manchester, and I quite enjoy Oxford but which is better?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# There's only one way to find out...
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# quiz show?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I guess...
I was going to google it.
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# pugilistic bout determined by a 10 point must system?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I saw someone in a porn film call his knob that once.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# that was me
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# haha. Fight between
ugly Mancs and bicycle riding tree-huggers from Oxbridge? Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# worth a go right? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Ask God for a sign?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# THUNDERDOME!!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# waaaaaaaa
presumably the bbc knew this when the thing started
twats
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# haha
but is he a student?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I read something about Corpus Christi - Oxford
and even though this guy was not a student at the time of the finals the girl (I think it was Trimble) accounted for 66% or so of all the correct answers so she could have carried them even without the non-student bloke.

www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?University_Challenge_not_very_challenging_for_Gail&in_article_id=553208&in_page_id=7&in_a_source=
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I think that is crap
yes she knew pretty much everything but as the team captain answers most of the questions you can't really accredit all the points to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I don't watch University Challenge was just something I read in the Metro
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# It was the story I was ranting at.
Had you watched it you would have seen that on numerous occasions she turned to the girl next to her to nod that they both knew the answer. Had she not been the team captain the percentage may not have been so high.

edit: admittedly I haven't read the article.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# it needs more of this
oh baby ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# i hate that show,cunts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Hit The Spot


Click for bigger (182 kb)

Cheeky lill bugger
(Big_Sven, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Look.
We don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I mean really, if we wanted to see Goatse - or the many variations -
we'd type "Goatse" into google images, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# i would
and don't call me shirley ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# What is Goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# You are the Goatse.
And then Tribs was a zombie
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# haaaa
clansoul is a multiple.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Ignore the haters
this made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# well as long as you are entertained
we have nothing to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Finally
people are coming round to MY way of thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# oh dear, perhaps someone should tell them


not me though

/flees embassy
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# is it wrong that i would?
*fwaps anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# no
it would only be wrong if you wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hit The Spot


Click for bigger (191 kb)

This is a Kebab house in Dublin, check out what the cheeky fella is doing with the 'o'

Pic on it's way
(Big_Sven, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# OMG IT LOOKS LIKE GOATSE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# QUICK, TELL THE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# QUICK, POST ANOTHER PICTURE IN A NEW THREAD!

EDIT: IN OTHER NEWS i POSTED, *coughs* sorry, in other news I posted my first ever joke on sickipedia. My very own joke that I came up with (but obviously couldn't get the joke in to a picture) but look! www.sickipedia.org/joke/93592
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# "Sickipedia appears to have lost the connection to the database"
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# It's all in the
delivery I guess.

odd, works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Hehehe!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Thats not dublin
dublin is bigger than that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# donor kebabs
fresh from accident victims?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Fried Chicken-Donor Kebabs?
They get people to donate chickens, make them into kebabs, then fry the kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# *Prepares for spanging*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# If he liked it, he shouldn't have stopped on the way to get a haircut
Edit : And she has an interesting gauntlet-thing in that video. Reminds me of a Goa'uld hand device.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# ^
This
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hallucinating hack.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Is that Justin Lee Collins?
Please say it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# It's not, but I thought that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# No, it isn't.
Who's Justin Lee Collins?

It's Rob Zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Yeah, I just looked him up.
He's a bit fatter than Rob Zombie. And looks nothing like him. But I could see how one might confuse them. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I would love to live in a JLC-free world.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hahahahah
What's wrong with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Just be glad you don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
#
(Marcus De Sade III, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Is it Zappa?
.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# rob fucking zombie,WZ great RZ not so great
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I fucking love Rob Zombie
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# henry henry doop-a-dee-do
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# HA!
superb sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
#
(Marcus De Sade III, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
#
oh yeah baby
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
#
(Marcus De Sade III, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
He looks like he is about to eat one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# while your at it i'll get rid of this too


Click for bigger (138 kb)

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# David Dickinson? Dale Winton? NJ Guidos?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
#
NJ Guidos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# splendid stuff
and don't forget boys and girls to add your henry pics to here.
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49539979075

use an alias to set up an account to avoid paying child maintenance and such
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# New government scheme for tackling Anti-Social Behaviour goes horribly wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Um...
what; 'Here you naughty boys, have an expensive Robot dog?'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# TOAP I know...

...but I had it in my head and it needed to come out.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# haha
when are they going to scrap the 'comic' bit from the title

i hate the forced fun aspect of these type of things can't we just give some money to poor people without prancing around like tits with plastic noses on


(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# never
because a night of TV just called "relief" would be slightly weird :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# more fun though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# not when chris moyles makes an appeal.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# You could
But where's the fun in that? You get more donations if the donor gets at least a bit of a laugh and an excuse to be silly out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Yes, indeed.
Shame there are no laughs involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# No. This is serious stuff, comic relief!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# It was brilliant in the first couple of years
I remember Jonathon Ross wailing "well I'm not a fucking actor am I?" in the middle of fluffing a Desmonds sketch, and it was all very near the knuckle and naughty.

Ah, how far he's come.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# HE FUCKED YOUR GRANDMA
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# "HAHAHAHA LAUGH, IT'S FOR CHARITY
HAHAHAHA, Ohhhhhhh saved an orphan

HAHAHAHAHA, LOOK IT'S THAT CUNT MR BLOBBY

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA......."

*turns tv over to Bravo, watches program with tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# baddly dubbed porn rules!
on the tshirts, the red noses look like tits on some of the designs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hand
relief
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# A whole night of emotional blackmail
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Funny, funny funny, you're a bad person for not donating, funny, funny, funny, look at you in your cosy home, funny...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# in between music by snow patrol and westlife
yaaay!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# let us not forget Father Ted...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Thanks for ruining my night
with an image of this cunt.

I hope he gets aids.



/end homophobic rant
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] sexist compo this.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Evolve, woman!
More sexist than an Oven Pride advert!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# notice how the feet remain short
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# that's so she can fit into those waitress high heels
Women are all naturally good at preparing food, and delivering/serving it.

That's why Gordon Ramsey gets paid much extra for being a big chef, as he has acheived excellence within a "women's field".

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# huzza
awsom as always jeccy
edit - beware decloaking klingon bird of prey
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# eh?
lol, random sci-nerd comment!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# lol, starwars!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# he's right though
the shadow underneath the last woman does look like the klingon war ship :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# At which point in the chain did she start doing it?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# at the loose end.....
...the other end of the chain is welded to the cooker.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# As God intended.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# She finally achieved 'Shadow'
What next? Subtle hues? or Depth of field?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# learning Photoshop CS4 at the mo
possibly even 3D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# best of all tube stations
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Mudchute is the best on the DLR.
Its subtle implication of the shitty bumhole makes me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# ha
never go on the DLR, so not noticed that one

I'll keep an eye out for the dirty bumhole in future
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Heh
Quick TJ.

In Photoshop, is there a way to apply a layer style to part of a layer only?

I want to do an outline that fades to nothing towards the bottom of the layer, any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# duplicate the layer
and add a layer masks to them, that should work
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Sweet, thanks!
First new thing I've learned in a fair while
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# i only learnt how to use them myself fairly recently
and use them all the time at work now. They are very handy indeed.

Btw, my boss got your Ryanair front page image emailed to her today and was reading it out to the team and chuckling mightily.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Blimey!
Apparently the less time I spend on something, the more popular it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# It's a top image, absolutely bang on. I was very amused because b3ta is banned at work
our IT guys class it "tasteless"!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
#
(Marcus De Sade III, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# LOL
also: anyone fancy a game of left 4 dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9118377
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Parp!
(MasterMike, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha excelent!
Nicely :]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Use the Farts, Luke!
Arfwoohuzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# HA!
I love how far away from connecting his foot is, and the delay between that and the bad-guy reacting. Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# i think i need to rewatch Return of the Jedi
as i just don't remember that nazi being in it
(Ant's in his pants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# 1, kick
2 kick 3 jazz hands!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I love this
it is great
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# ASBO and ASBO
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# holy shuderring fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Quite so
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# your missing a frame
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# HuR!!
You eez SArcasteeks!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# You're missing an apostrophe
and an e
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Woof
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Roof
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Poof
!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Poof
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Ashes to Ashes & Dust to Dust


Click for bigger (130 kb)
(convicious, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Silly solar system. Earth is not jellyfish!
Also: my kitteh has today decided to try to eat a needle, complete with cotton. We found him choking with it stuck in the back of his throat and into his tongue.
He am now at the vet recovering from superfast operation to retrieve needle.

I want him all better again! *wails*
Have a fluff to apologise for sick-cat-blogness:
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# awwww
silly kittens, needles is not tasty treat
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Indeed!
God know why he wanted to eat it! *baffled*
He's not even that young - he's 9 months, should know better!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Poor kittin
He was silly :(

Hope he's better soon and that his curiosity doesn't cost you too much in vets bills.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# The insurance people have been lully.
Though I think the cat fancies the pretty vetlady - this is the third time he's been taken there in 6 weeks!
Curse his inquisitive nature!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Oh no...
Poor cutiecat. Life is scary. Eat mice, not sharp things.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Kittehs is all the dopey
Hope he's well soon...glad you found it quickly, too.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Bit late for a previous post:
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# This deserves more attention
Because it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# lol :)
Good to see this as with every smack of F5 I grew sadder and sadder >_<
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Well it's now deservedly on the popular posts list.
I guess another vote will help it stay there.

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# well done this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Oh
Good Sith Lord, that's rather excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahahaa
Absolutely brilliant..

funniest thing I've seen this week
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Hand, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.
But especially toes.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# that's some hefty toeage.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# nice set of mumblers...
can see the lips moving, but can't hear a word
(pdjpdj, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# with camel toeage like that...you'd think she might feel it...
you think you'd notice if your leggigns had basicly penetrated you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# It's wasn't like that before the picture went into photoshop
(See link above)
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# My Chemist keeps reminding me of that song, the bastard
the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# You would have thought he had better things to do with his time
I bet he spends all his spare time touching ham
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# They're all like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
Hobbits cross breeding again!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your clapper
You're showin' off your snapper
Your camel toe
It looks so nice
So darlin' let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

*Apologies to Bob and Ray
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# The Empire's rebranding as a friendlier, happier dictatorship continues

Previous attempts :
1
2
3
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha...is it wrong to imagine that the heads pop in and out from the body
in step with the walking like some mad sex toy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# First part no
Second part also no
Also: WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# This one's clearly the best :D
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Awww.
I like your Happystar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Cool

I'll take fourteen, please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# i'll just stick this in here :D
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# It's a cariole.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Not a bandwagon? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
#
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# first I've seen of these.
muchly woo :D

top draw effort sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I welcome our new acid overlords
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# nice sig placement!
and woo
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# :D and a click
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# teh farce is stong with this one
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# ahahahahahah
the stormtrooper rules them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# The Terminator
Goes surfing? woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Not enough to warrant it's own thread
So I dump it here. Nice O/P though :)

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# is that
tevez and JS park?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# It is
Well it's not Carey "and the other guy"... :P
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# This confuses me... in a pretty and wonderful way!
looks like the waves from the newsround site...


Also, so glad I'm not applying for this job...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Essential experience:
- Inflationary principles.
- Choosing from extremely large configuration spaces.
- Brane collision management.
- Tweaking of physical constants.
- Matter/antimatter ratio balancing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# An all powerful and all sentient ability to move acros the firmament and create matter
(creationist equal rights)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)

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