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walter is a cunt

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)

Don't we all?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

it needs some MOTHER FUCKING STILTS

it is loverly, woo :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

Now you've done it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

I started the MOTHER FUCKING WHALES ON STILTS

so I can kick it of, when ever :D

There just aren't enough whales on stilts at the moment

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

here you go

not enough narwhals on stilts

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)

That's not a narwhal!

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Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)

i know, i wish it was

they fucking rawk!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

*scrolls up*

Well I'll be damned...

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)

hahah

all whales need a horn!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)

yay :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)

It certainly does!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)

You call them barnacles

Others call them "Ribbed for her pleasure".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

Get out of my Thames Walter you cunt.

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

Anyone who is 38 is a cunt..

whale or not.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)

quick, silly, possibly offensive ... :-P

(spinoza, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)

gay

i mean of course "nice" :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

you dropped this "and well drawn."

nicely :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

Woo. You're a very good cartoonist, fella!

It's a shame when I see really good pictures on here my first thought is "image theft?"
Too much of it goin around. Woo!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

You stole this comment from another board!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

the dog looks worried, like it is expecting to be raped by the hairdresser

woo :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

this happens to me all the time

/ac

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arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

I wish the two sexy ladies in the barbers today had raped me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

Turn the corner of his mouth up a little though and he's kinki. With an i.

With an i.

(convicious, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

actually

I drew the dog first. I then added a context and a lame joke.

I really like drawing worried dogs. If I could I'd make a living of it :)

(spinoza, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

I'm glad you said that;

I was worried there was a hidden joke I wasn't getting. Now I know it's just a silly.

Woo yay!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)

Can I ask

Is that hand written ?

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

yes it is

I sometimes use a comic style font (not the dreaded comic sans!) but this time I hand wrote it for fun. I use the photoshop ruler function as a visual guide to keep the letters from dancing too much up and down.

(spinoza, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

there's a ruler function?

well I never :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)

ctrl+R

shows and hides rulers in my old 6.0 version of Photoshop. The can then be dragged from the top and from the left. Ctrl+; turns snapping on and off.

(spinoza, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)

Thought it was pretty obvious, personally.

News!

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

shittest controvesy ever.

nice pic though :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

there seems to be a vendetta against the bbc

by newspapers

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)

Haha, rematch!

*flicks hair in an irritating and smug way*

I like Manchester, and I quite enjoy Oxford but which is better?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

There's only one way to find out...

(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

quiz show?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

I guess...

I was going to google it.

(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

pugilistic bout determined by a 10 point must system?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

I'm pretty sure I saw someone in a porn film call his knob that once.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

that was me

yeah

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

haha. Fight between

ugly Mancs and bicycle riding tree-huggers from Oxbridge? Are you sure?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

worth a go right? ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

Ask God for a sign?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

THUNDERDOME!!

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

waaaaaaaa

presumably the bbc knew this when the thing started
twats

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

haha

but is he a student?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

I read something about Corpus Christi - Oxford

and even though this guy was not a student at the time of the finals the girl (I think it was Trimble) accounted for 66% or so of all the correct answers so she could have carried them even without the non-student bloke.

www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?University_Challenge_not_very_challenging_for_Gail&in_article_id=553208&in_page_id=7&in_a_source=

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

I think that is crap

yes she knew pretty much everything but as the team captain answers most of the questions you can't really accredit all the points to her.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

I don't watch University Challenge was just something I read in the Metro

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

It was the story I was ranting at.

Had you watched it you would have seen that on numerous occasions she turned to the girl next to her to nod that they both knew the answer. Had she not been the team captain the percentage may not have been so high.

edit: admittedly I haven't read the article.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

it needs more of this

oh baby ;)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

i hate that show,cunts

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)

Hit The Spot

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Cheeky lill bugger

(Big_Sven, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

Look.

We don't care.

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ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

I mean really, if we wanted to see Goatse - or the many variations -

we'd type "Goatse" into google images, surely?

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ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

i would

and don't call me shirley ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

Hehe!

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ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

What is Goatse?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

You are the Goatse.

And then Tribs was a zombie

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ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

haaaa

clansoul is a multiple.

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arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

BEWARE!

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ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

Ignore the haters

this made me do a lol

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

well as long as you are entertained

we have nothing to worry about.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

Finally

people are coming round to MY way of thinking

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)

oh dear, perhaps someone should tell them

not me though

/flees embassy

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

is it wrong that i would?

*fwaps anyway*

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

it would only be wrong if you wouldn't

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

Hit The Spot

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This is a Kebab house in Dublin, check out what the cheeky fella is doing with the 'o'

Pic on it's way

(Big_Sven, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE GOATSE

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ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

QUICK, TELL THE INTERNET!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

QUICK, POST ANOTHER PICTURE IN A NEW THREAD!

EDIT: IN OTHER NEWS i POSTED, *coughs* sorry, in other news I posted my first ever joke on sickipedia. My very own joke that I came up with (but obviously couldn't get the joke in to a picture) but look! www.sickipedia.org/joke/93592

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

"Sickipedia appears to have lost the connection to the database"

I don't get it

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

It's all in the

delivery I guess.

odd, works for me

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

Hehehe!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

Thats not dublin

dublin is bigger than that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

donor kebabs

fresh from accident victims?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

Fried Chicken-Donor Kebabs?

They get people to donate chickens, make them into kebabs, then fry the kebab?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

*Prepares for spanging*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

If he liked it, he shouldn't have stopped on the way to get a haircut

Edit : And she has an interesting gauntlet-thing in that video. Reminds me of a Goa'uld hand device.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

pfft!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

This

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)

Hallucinating hack.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

Is that Justin Lee Collins?

Please say it isn't.

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Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

It's not, but I thought that.

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ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

No, it isn't.

Who's Justin Lee Collins?

It's Rob Zombie.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

This man:

www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01128/arts-graphics-2008_1128437a.jpg

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ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

Yeah, I just looked him up.

He's a bit fatter than Rob Zombie. And looks nothing like him. But I could see how one might confuse them. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

I would love to live in a JLC-free world.

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Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

Hahahahah

What's wrong with him?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

Just be glad you don't know.

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Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

(Marcus De Sade III, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

D'oh!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

Is it Zappa?

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

rob fucking zombie,WZ great RZ not so great

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

I fucking love Rob Zombie

Woo!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

henry henry doop-a-dee-do

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

HA!

superb sir :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

(Marcus De Sade III, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

oh yeah baby

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

(Marcus De Sade III, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

hahaha

He looks like he is about to eat one of them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)

while your at it i'll get rid of this too

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(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

David Dickinson? Dale Winton? NJ Guidos?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)

NJ Guidos

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

splendid stuff

and don't forget boys and girls to add your henry pics to here.
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49539979075

use an alias to set up an account to avoid paying child maintenance and such

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

New government scheme for tackling Anti-Social Behaviour goes horribly wrong....

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B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

Um...

what; 'Here you naughty boys, have an expensive Robot dog?'

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

TOAP I know...

...but I had it in my head and it needed to come out.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

haha

when are they going to scrap the 'comic' bit from the title

i hate the forced fun aspect of these type of things can't we just give some money to poor people without prancing around like tits with plastic noses on

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

never

because a night of TV just called "relief" would be slightly weird :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

more fun though

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

not when chris moyles makes an appeal.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

You could

But where's the fun in that? You get more donations if the donor gets at least a bit of a laugh and an excuse to be silly out of it.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

Yes, indeed.

Shame there are no laughs involved.

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Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)

No. This is serious stuff, comic relief!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

It was brilliant in the first couple of years

I remember Jonathon Ross wailing "well I'm not a fucking actor am I?" in the middle of fluffing a Desmonds sketch, and it was all very near the knuckle and naughty.

Ah, how far he's come.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

HE FUCKED YOUR GRANDMA

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Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)

"HAHAHAHA LAUGH, IT'S FOR CHARITY

HAHAHAHA, Ohhhhhhh saved an orphan

HAHAHAHAHA, LOOK IT'S THAT CUNT MR BLOBBY

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA......."

*turns tv over to Bravo, watches program with tits*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

baddly dubbed porn rules!

on the tshirts, the red noses look like tits on some of the designs.

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)

Hand

relief

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)

A whole night of emotional blackmail

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

Funny, funny funny, you're a bad person for not donating, funny, funny, funny, look at you in your cosy home, funny...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

in between music by snow patrol and westlife

yaaay!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

let us not forget Father Ted...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

Thanks for ruining my night

with an image of this cunt.

I hope he gets aids.

/end homophobic rant

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)

sexist compo this.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

Evolve, woman!

More sexist than an Oven Pride advert!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

notice how the feet remain short

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

that's so she can fit into those waitress high heels

Women are all naturally good at preparing food, and delivering/serving it.

That's why Gordon Ramsey gets paid much extra for being a big chef, as he has acheived excellence within a "women's field".

*runs*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

huzza

awsom as always jeccy
edit - beware decloaking klingon bird of prey

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

eh?

lol, random sci-nerd comment!!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

lol, starwars!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

he's right though

the shadow underneath the last woman does look like the klingon war ship :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

At which point in the chain did she start doing it?

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B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

at the loose end.....

...the other end of the chain is welded to the cooker.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

As God intended.

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B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

She finally achieved 'Shadow'

What next? Subtle hues? or Depth of field?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

learning Photoshop CS4 at the mo

possibly even 3D :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

\o/

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

harsh?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

Had to get it out of my head...

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B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

best of all tube stations

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Loz I'm still here., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

Mudchute is the best on the DLR.

Its subtle implication of the shitty bumhole makes me laugh :)

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B.T., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

never go on the DLR, so not noticed that one

I'll keep an eye out for the dirty bumhole in future

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Loz I'm still here., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)

Heh

Quick TJ.

In Photoshop, is there a way to apply a layer style to part of a layer only?

I want to do an outline that fades to nothing towards the bottom of the layer, any ideas?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)

duplicate the layer

and add a layer masks to them, that should work

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

Sweet, thanks!

First new thing I've learned in a fair while

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)

i only learnt how to use them myself fairly recently

and use them all the time at work now. They are very handy indeed.

Btw, my boss got your Ryanair front page image emailed to her today and was reading it out to the team and chuckling mightily.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

Blimey!

Apparently the less time I spend on something, the more popular it is

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)

It's a top image, absolutely bang on. I was very amused because b3ta is banned at work

our IT guys class it "tasteless"!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

(Marcus De Sade III, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)

LOL

also: anyone fancy a game of left 4 dead?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9118377

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Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

Parp!

(MasterMike, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

haha!

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

Hahaha excelent!

Nicely :]

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

Use the Farts, Luke!

Arfwoohuzzah!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

HA!

I love how far away from connecting his foot is, and the delay between that and the bad-guy reacting. Classic.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)

i think i need to rewatch Return of the Jedi

as i just don't remember that nazi being in it

(Ant's in his pants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

1, kick

2 kick 3 jazz hands!

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

I love this

it is great

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

ASBO and ASBO

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

holy shuderring fuck

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

Quite so

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in vino veritas, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

your missing a frame

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

HuR!!

You eez SArcasteeks!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

You're missing an apostrophe

and an e

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

oof

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)

Woof

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

Roof

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)

Poof

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)

Mindpiss

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)

Poof

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)

Ashes to Ashes & Dust to Dust

Click for bigger (130 kb)

(convicious, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

Silly solar system. Earth is not jellyfish!

Also: my kitteh has today decided to try to eat a needle, complete with cotton. We found him choking with it stuck in the back of his throat and into his tongue.
He am now at the vet recovering from superfast operation to retrieve needle.

I want him all better again! *wails*
Have a fluff to apologise for sick-cat-blogness:

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

awwww

silly kittens, needles is not tasty treat

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)

Indeed!

God know why he wanted to eat it! *baffled*
He's not even that young - he's 9 months, should know better!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)

Poor kittin

He was silly :(

Hope he's better soon and that his curiosity doesn't cost you too much in vets bills.

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in vino veritas, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

The insurance people have been lully.

Though I think the cat fancies the pretty vetlady - this is the third time he's been taken there in 6 weeks!
Curse his inquisitive nature!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

Oh no...

Poor cutiecat. Life is scary. Eat mice, not sharp things.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

Kittehs is all the dopey

Hope he's well soon...glad you found it quickly, too.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

Bit late for a previous post:

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

I love this :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

This deserves more attention

Because it's funny.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)

lol :)

Good to see this as with every smack of F5 I grew sadder and sadder >_<

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)

Well it's now deservedly on the popular posts list.

I guess another vote will help it stay there.

Nicely done.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

Hahahaha

Quality!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)

well done this

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arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

~~Good~~ Sith Lord, that's rather excellent.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

Hahahahaa

Absolutely brilliant..

funniest thing I've seen this week

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

Hand, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.

But especially toes.

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

Crikey!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

that's some hefty toeage.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)

nice set of mumblers...

can see the lips moving, but can't hear a word

(pdjpdj, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)

with camel toeage like that...you'd think she might feel it...

you think you'd notice if your leggigns had basicly penetrated you.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)

It's wasn't like that before the picture went into photoshop

(See link above)

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

My Chemist keeps reminding me of that song, the bastard

the bastard

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

You would have thought he had better things to do with his time

I bet he spends all his spare time touching ham

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)

They're all like that!

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)

ha ha ha

Hobbits cross breeding again!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

Your biscuit, your beavage

I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your clapper
You're showin' off your snapper
Your camel toe
It looks so nice
So darlin' let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

*Apologies to Bob and Ray

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)

The Empire's rebranding as a friendlier, happier dictatorship continues

Previous attempts :
1
2
3

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

Ha ha ha...is it wrong to imagine that the heads pop in and out from the body

in step with the walking like some mad sex toy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)

First part no

Second part also no
Also: WOO! :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

This one's clearly the best :D

*strokes*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)

Awww.

I like your Happystar.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

Cool

I'll take fourteen, please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)

i'll just stick this in here :D

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)

It's a cariole.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

Not a bandwagon? :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

hahaha

nice

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

first I've seen of these.

muchly woo :D

top draw effort sir :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)

I welcome our new acid overlords

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

nice sig placement!

and woo

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)

:D and a click

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

teh farce is stong with this one

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

ahahahahahah

the stormtrooper rules them all!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

The Terminator

Goes surfing? woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

Not enough to warrant it's own thread

So I dump it here. Nice O/P though :)

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

is that

tevez and JS park?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)

It is

Well it's not Carey "and the other guy"... :P

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)

This confuses me... in a pretty and wonderful way!

looks like the waves from the newsround site...

Also, so glad I'm not applying for this job...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

Essential experience:

- Inflationary principles.
- Choosing from extremely large configuration spaces.
- Brane collision management.
- Tweaking of physical constants.
- Matter/antimatter ratio balancing.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)

An all powerful and all sentient ability to move acros the firmament and create matter

(creationist equal rights)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)

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