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Claude's newest adventure
I have little knowledge of the day to day life of a Nomad which is extremely apparent
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brain_blessed ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:03,
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Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:03,
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haha how silly
i'm off, b3ta, i've got alpha centauri to conquer. wish me luck
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:05,
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As a dyslexic I find I piss myself too
Thank god for tinnier ladles!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:05,
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Haha
You know that Radio 4 show Crossing Continents? I always get this image of angry babies.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:05,
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hahaha
I was going to say "Silly Claude" but I expect I'll get a bollocking off the dyslexics... So... awww. Poor donkey :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:06,
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lol silly claude
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:06,
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I think
urine for a surprise, Claude...
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enceladus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:07,
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hahaha
*click*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:30,
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Here's your starter for ten...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:50,
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heheheh
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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yay
also free nelson mandella inside
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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Free AIDS needles and death.
DEATH AND TAXES *misses Spider & Scorpion* *drops ten-tonne hints like it ain't no thing*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:54,
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arf!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:54,
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Stop upstaging me!
I used yours as a handy guideline for how to make it look good ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:54,
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Is there anyone's ideas you won't nick? ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:56,
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Hahahaha go away! :p
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:56,
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wondered why it was so good
;)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:01,
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Heh!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:03,
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My first FP was a cereal box offering free badgers inside. Also
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:55,
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I love this picture in a sexy - and possibly illegal - way.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:56,
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And it in turn is presenting itself to you.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:57,
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hahahaha mental
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:02,
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I know. I'm putting the pickle onions on before the cheese!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:06,
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haha!
but they've been stripped of their title. *gasp!*
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enceladus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:52,
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ha ha ha
I bet she's a ride!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:52,
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just me then...?
fine - I'll take my business elsewhere!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:55,
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Tesco Value Trellis
that's all she is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:52,
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our trellis or mrs trellis of north wales?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:55,
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Our Trellis.
This Trimble, coming over here with her dark hair and glasses and intellect and trying to steal the hearts of b3tan men. I won't be having it, I tell you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:56,
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Yes yes yes all of this.
Though Mrs Vagabond has my heart - particularly after this exchange at the weekend: Mrs V: "Babe - you got any cash on you?" A V: "Not at the mo - sorry, babe." Mrs V: "Cunt."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:56,
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VOTE FOR TRELLIS.
And maybe a bit of captain too. Mrs V sounds brilliant.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:58,
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I like to keep things simple
By simply voting for whoever presents me with the most amount of cold, hard, cash.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:59,
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I've not even got a penny.
Harrumph. Oh well. I'm sure someone will eventually love me for free.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:00,
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*tickles*
silly sausage... anyway - you lobsters have fun - I'm off to a meeting! for at least two hours! ... :O
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:02,
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:D see you
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:05,
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I was listening to Love For Sale by Ella the other day.
I was on my own, a little bit - quite a lot, ashley - drunk, and it made me cry.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:02,
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I'm finding it really hard to cry at the moment.
I kind of want to have one as well. Cleansing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:05,
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I bet I could make you cry
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:09,
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*waggles eyebrows and packet of digestives*
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:03,
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ha ha ha
:D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:59,
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A "drop some rain effect on that bitch" Vagabond
/ac i just found this in my autocomplete.
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:59,
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I have been TRYING to avoid rain:
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:05,
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thats a bit sexy
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:07,
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hahahah
Brill!
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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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*buys*
hey I got David Trimble!
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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You have to buy more to get the full set
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:57,
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BUZZZZZZ
Top of the class! Very funny lol
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Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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how annoying is she!
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glubglub should be working on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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ha!
meanwhile, over on Aisle 3
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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They look so pleased that Mr Porky is doing that?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:58,
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Hehehe
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:00,
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Hahaha ther's no stugma against that!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:54,
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:)
*Adds riverghost to favourite b3tans list*
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:00,
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*fwaps*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:08,
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FINE!
*sulks*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:12,
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Yeah but you're shite!:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:13,
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...and your point is...?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:19,
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not so much of a point
more of a tortoise head.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:31,
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Hehee
Nicely. :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:56,
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pffft!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:07,
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*titter*
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Rico ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:49,
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late afternoon fluff (several hours better than lunchteim fluff)
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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I spy feets.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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Makes me think of
up and DOWN and around and UP and down and around.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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wordy?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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Sex games.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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*snort*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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Oh yeah!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:49,
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*eyes go red*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:49,
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*elbows go blue*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:50,
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*eyebrows go white*
Seriously, that'd be a good sex game if it turned your hair white.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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My step-mother
(for whom I'm still waiting to die, as I rilly, RILLY need a piss) reckons that when she gave birth to her first her hair went white over night. I would not call birth a good sex game. In fact, I'd go as far as to say birth is game over, man, game over.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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Only for a while.
I'm going white. Well, silver. Twenty-shitting-four. I'm not even 30 yet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:54,
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Worry not.
My mate's wife was entirely white by the time she was 25. Use dye. Or just scare children. Or dye children. Whichever's more pleasurable.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:55,
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I do use dye.
Hence the flowing titian locks rather than white blonde.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:56,
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noon fella
how goes it?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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No bad matey
yourself?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:02,
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Was that what it was called?
Sort of a floating literate bin.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:49,
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Yep Wordy
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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Ahhhhhh!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:52,
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hahahahahah, YAY!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:55,
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MUZZY CAN BE CUTE TOO
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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:D!
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Shada ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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great rendering sir
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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what boom
microphones do on their days off...lovely!
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enceladus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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That's excellent
*clicks*
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:59,
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hehe :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:01,
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this is my panda face
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Shada ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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\o/ woo-hoo!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:44,
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This is very pleasing.
My face is parting about two thirds of the way down. Excellent.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:44,
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Erm ... I hate to be rude, but ...
What?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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Maybe a bit over two thirds.
Three and a half fifths.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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No. No - sorry, old chap
Not understanding your banter ... ?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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Maybe she's a squat upside-down letterbox?
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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Pfft, 'maybe'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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...
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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Oh you fucking...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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You.
Bastard.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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*Runs away*
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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You evil cock nugget.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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PREDATOR!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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ONLY ONE WAY
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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GET TO DA CHOPPA
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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Enough, before I give you a tummy raspberry
how goes it?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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flirt
i just booked meself watchmen tickets so i'm pleased as punch. i've also got a great big pan full of lentil and ham soup i made on the stove and my flu seems to be going away. which is nice.
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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The lad's booked ours.
I'm always a flirt, anyway, you know this. Soooup. Man, I'm starved.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:55,
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good man
i can't waitt.
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:58,
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I can, I've still got to read half.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:59,
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GET TO DA CHOPPING BOARD!
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H.B.Mupps ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:52,
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Shada ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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Awww!
That's properly brill.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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Panda bean.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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*makes a noise like Jack Black*
WoooOOoOOOO YEAH!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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I have been listening to Panda Bear all afternoon. Yays
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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I like your panda face.
A LOT.
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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:D
Yay!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:52,
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Ooooh
Panda!
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buzzmong procrastinating since 1987 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:52,
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Bored?
Don't get me wrong, i absolutely love cats, but they look great flying through the air after treading on a mine!
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Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:39,
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Battlecat unit disapproves!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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Especially fucking giant cats.
That made me laugh :)
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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I'd not fuck giant cats, no matter how bored I was.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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Bet you would
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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Have you seen cat cocks?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:44,
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I've seen Courtney Cox.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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I've seen cat deeley
('s cock)
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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On a mother fucking plane!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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They are full of teh gases
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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hahah
that's awful
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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Awww hahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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top special effects
did you get help with this?WOO YAY
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:41,
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I LIKE THIS AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:42,
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*DOOMF*
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Shada ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:42,
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yay
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:42,
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MINE!
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:37,
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This is danergously close to creepy furry art.
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:38,
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Fear Not
I will save the thread with memes.
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:39,
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MUZZY TIEMS
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:39,
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Noooo.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:39,
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Can it be Muzzy Izzet tiems please?
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:42,
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nooo
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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No. I don't know who he is.
I know that's him, but nooooooo. Do Jews or something, you're good at Jews.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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Borderline, I'd say. ;)
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:41,
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This isn't going to end well for her, is it?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:39,
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Welease Webbecca
nicely drawed!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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Thanks. :P
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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"I'm just here for the MONEY!"
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:37,
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ha ha ha ha
this wins prizes
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:37,
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Yes
perhaps we could have a photoshop Max Clifford image challenge.
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:39,
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i don't think anything will beat the 'max clifford frantically milking the jade cashcow"
pic
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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Hahaha
Linky please
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:50,
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FP :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:56,
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I endorse this
especially as the litigious cunt would probably get skitso
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:44,
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A little gnopsing of Max Clifford
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:49,
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Jay Leno
surely?
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:21,
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Haha yes!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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such a thick head of hair
one for each of the kitten corpses he has stacked in the attic.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:56,
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Setting a new record for difference in skill level between consecutive posts...
nothing to seam here...
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:33,
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bit of drop shadow, be fine
woopic:)
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:34,
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*picks up shadow*
*passes back* EDIT: Are you going to be nice enough to tell the nice personage where the fabled beastie of shadow dropping hides Mr. monstrinho do biscoito?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:35,
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deflects kicks back
*special, special*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:37,
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Gotta go, have a fine evening b3ta /boarders!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:39,
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me-EH!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:33,
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:34,
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Pip pip!
i say! :)
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:35,
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Elementary!
My dear otter :D
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:35,
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Wassup Holmes?
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:35,
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word!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:39,
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he's happy
because he smokes a pipewoo
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:35,
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me-EH!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:36,
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lolwut?
:D
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:36,
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OTTIR!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:38,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:36,
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I don't trust him
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:36,
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:D
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Shada ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:37,
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MY PIPE!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:37,
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Ceci n'est pas une pipe
c'est une otter
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:38,
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How absolutely corking!
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:38,
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hahahaha this gets my best thing on b3ta today award*
*may not be actual award
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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*Hugs*
He's lully!
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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Magic.
The smoke especially.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:49,
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Booted Red Head
A page from an Apsara sequence, but I thought it looked quite nice as a stand-alone :)
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:27,
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mmmm
red heads
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:27,
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this
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:29,
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Nekkid and shaved appropriately.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:32,
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Very nice!
She's got my hair. That is lovely JJ, and I like the ginger you've chosen.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:27,
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up or down?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:28,
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Hmm?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:29,
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nevermind
/pervblog
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:31,
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OH.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:31,
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:-(
*wipes nose*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:32,
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O_O
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:33,
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Well I hope you get arrested for doing that!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:28,
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wooooya!
she gives me the claps *clap, clap,clap*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:28,
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Yay, Jack's back! We had to resort to drastic things with you gone...
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LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:29,
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Squirrels with mono-boobs?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:31,
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I suppose 1 is better than none...
And definately better than a mono-brow :)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:37,
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she looks frightened
and so she should be
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:32,
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You know what would make this real sexy? If she was a panda.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:33,
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Pandatits are amazing.
Massive, pendulous Freesian bags of jungly delight.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:34,
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Would
and FMB's !
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Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:34,
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Full.
Metal. Bucket.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:35,
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Nice!
:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:36,
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nice
but half of her skull is missing - needs more head/ hair volume good to see you posting again
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:38,
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Hmm
She makes me feel all warm and horny inside. I hope she keeps them on (if you catch my drift...) gets shot... Any Chloe on the horizon?
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:49,
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Bless you Jack
and your fringe defying eyebrows
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:20,
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this is ace!
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:25,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:21,
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Too soon
etc
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:21,
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did you change the word 'dance' to 'cancer'?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:22,
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seeeeeeeeeeeeemlessly.
yes.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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....one sec...umm
..nope...sorry...can't see how that would work
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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He's as serious as dancer when he says rhythm is a cancer
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Hankster ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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God Damn YOU I was going to say that!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:27,
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:(
font matching algorithms etc
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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I love the way you have matched the type - WOO!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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O_O
Well, I hope you didn't spend too long on this.
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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fucking cutting-edge as ever
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:26,
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BALDMONKEY IT"S SHIT NOW GIVE ME A IPOD!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:26,
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how fitting, i made this
i do wish she'd stop being everywhere.
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sooperdave ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:26,
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ALAKAZAM!
and for your second wish?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:29,
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I fucking love you monkeyman
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:30,
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:31,
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Hoorah!
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broadsword now that's fresh ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:34,
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:37,
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And I said you shouldn't make facts out of opinions You said that I was right You're right I knew that I was
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:38,
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:(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:42,
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BAN BLADMONKEY
THE INTERNET BULLY OF CANCERED PEOPLE
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Druid ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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oh hai
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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:D
everyone has AIDS!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
Everybody GOt AIDS!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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The blacks, the whites and the spades!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:13,
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*cough*
Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS! Everyone has AIDS! And so this is the end of our story And everyone is dead from AIDS It took from me my best friend My only true pal My only bright star (he died of AIDS) Well I'm gonna march on Washington Lead the fight and charge the brigades There's a hero inside of all of us I'll make them see everyone has AIDS My father (AIDS!) My sister (AIDS!) My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!) The gays and the straights And the white and the spades Everyone has AIDS! My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS) The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has AIDS! x 20 Got it from this pagewww.lyricsdownload.com/team-america-everyone-has-aids-lyrics.html , giggled a bit when I read this : Send "Everyone Has Aids" Ringtone to your Cell Some audio www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyX9zdcU0T0
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:17,
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i'm minded of this from family guy
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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haha
that one is priceless
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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No no no
The gays and the straights And the white and the spades
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:18,
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So I'm not word perfick.
Chill, baby.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:20,
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e'GODS I hate that film
I very much doubt it would have a long run on the westend
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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what about the North End?
how would it do there?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:12,
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Pack it off to Bridgend
and see how it likes it for all I care
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:15,
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it only exists in the Weekend!
like a langolier but ... rotated slightly
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:16,
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Preston?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:16,
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no
it's stitched there
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:16,
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A film I *can* recommend, though
Franklyn. Saw it on Sunday. Very good. Not what you'd expect, given the trailers, either.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:16,
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wait just one second
Watchmen is out this week... and the cinema now costs like £8 a pop!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:17,
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Who watches the Watchmen?
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:18,
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udunuh,
the coastguard?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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?? Quis custard ipsticky custardy
...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:21,
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That'll be the next film we see
Oh yeah baby. Just glad I'd already been to the little boys' room before seeing the cinema trailer for Watchmen.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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The wife's just put our tickets on the credit card
we're broke as fuck, but this is important. Which means I now have to finish the book by Friday, and I can't get past that fucking woman.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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I'm going to get our tickets tonnight... actually I might sneak a wee peek just now
I hope it's good.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:24,
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hahahahahahahaha
no it doesn't, silly man. Cinema is £5/6. even less if you go during the day
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:20,
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Where the fuck do you live, 1995?
;-)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:20,
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nope
last time i went to the cinema it cost about 8 for me and my sis, cos her ticket was about £2 as she's registered disabled. move back up north and you'll wonder why you ever left actually, next time i go the cinema it may cost me a lot of money as it'll hopefully be with a girl, and i'll therefore have to pay for both our tickets, and both our pints
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:21,
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You have no idea how true that is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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*whispers*
scotland
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:26,
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You'd all be raped.
It's those accents, I can't help myself.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:28,
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*whispers*
SCOTLAND
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:32,
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HAS PRODUCED 2/3 OF MY BEST MATES.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:34,
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arf
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:22,
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if you're not a flippin pensioner
and you have a job and you want to watch it on a screen of adequate size with more than 2 speakers the Cinema now costs like £7.45 per real person plus girlfriend tax (ice cream)...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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FACT
in Liverpool is the best cinema ever invented, and tickets are about £6 for us normal folk (I miss being a student) and even cheaper if you join them (which i keep meaning to) plus they have a bar and fairly cheap concessions ;D right, tea and toast before work i think
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:24,
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Have fun at work, CS
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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this sounds good
enjoy work...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:28,
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i intend to finish
hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocalypse and make endroads into this month's Q whilst i'm there sat behind the world's emptiest bar :( still, getting paid to sit on my arse and serve the occasional pint ain't so bad
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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Aaah. I had heard about this
I will make plans to watch it with the face eyes in my head front
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:18,
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I own that on video somewhere
never got round to watching it.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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Oh God I actually went to the pics to see that...
Nearly opened a vein afterwards...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:13,
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gah!
talking of hospitals - FREE BOOZE!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:16,
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Really we should just drop the fucking bomb - we really should.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:18,
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I agree with this statement
misanthropy gets easier all the time
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:20,
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I agree with this statement.
Every day is a step closer to potential homicide.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:33,
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Two homeless people died in London last year after drinking the gel
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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But I thought we all where called upon to use MORE gel
?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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*rushes off to drink entire bottle of body shop coca hand wash*
...feels sickly
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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saw that in the most popular
was a bit surprised that it was a new story, because when they first started putting the gels out every hospital was having them nicked, so they added the bitter flavourings to them to put people off. clearly dorset types have no sense of taste
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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GEL!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:24,
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HAAAAAAA
Hahahahahahahahahahaha Needs more caps lock.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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Off the top of my head I think that was the original text from the sign.
Oh my wife loved me stopping to take pictures of that sign when we were supposed to be going to see my new-born niece...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:27,
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Racism is never funny...
unless it's a picture of a black man dancing.
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pissedoffauntie ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:07,
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What's racist about a bloke dancing?
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:08,
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Are you saying you intended this image to be racist?
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:09,
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I mean this one is borderline
You'll have to try harder than a dancing bloke.
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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Dwane Leverock !
I think he ate Brian Lara
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Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:42,
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This
made me guffaw
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Stoopid_Faaka ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:16,
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Hahaha
Racism FAIL
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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this
I am genuinely perplexed? If you're going to troll by posting a racist image on a messageboard at least have the fucking balls to write 'Nigra' on it in massive letter or something. Christ, what a pube.
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:14,
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Fine
I'll put a watermelon in it next time. Such critics!
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pissedoffauntie ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:09,
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some fried chicken too!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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Um
fuck off
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:09,
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have you done anything to this?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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is that that guy from that thing?
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Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:14,
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I lolled
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:17,
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so what's your point here?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:17,
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My new face stitched onto my old face
inspired by this awesome collection I happened upon a few years ago:www.bobbyneeladams.com/age.html edit: hm. never thought of that. perhaps I should avoid (er, um) politics.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:05,
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Your new face is bigger. It appears you've grown.
Fun fact: Faces grow.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:06,
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I have deeper armpits, too
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:07,
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Think of the storage solutions!
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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That site is brilliant
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:07,
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That's quite odd
Woo!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:07,
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you have a slight John F Kennedy about you
watch out for grassy knolls, man
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:07,
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Great minds and all that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:08,
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quite so
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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You look a bit like a Kennedy.
Plus awwwww cutie pie child. Good haircut.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:08,
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^this
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:22,
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How rare!
Lose the mullet though. Not cool then, not cool now ;) And by the way I am still roflmaoing at your pissed off Stormtrooper post from earlier. That just hit the Headwound humour button square on :D
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:08,
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glad you liked it
I had a ponytail until I was forced to admit that it was only a poorly-converted mullet. My neck has been clean of hair since then. Good old No.2 down the back and sides.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:13,
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No 2 ftw!
although I have lost my No. 2 guard, so have to make do with 1 1/2 all over...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:18,
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Never drive in open cars @ parades ;)
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:09,
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that's very strange
but good
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Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:09,
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you're good
on The One Show, I never miss it
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:12,
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you look like John F Kennedy
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:13,
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That is beyond awesome!
I might have to try mine. Matching the hair will be tough, though.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:17,
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yew shure do got a purty mouth there, boy
*plays banjo*
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:17,
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lookalike
looks like Janice Battersby !!!!!!
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Betty Boothroyd's Love custard Tourettes at the KOB ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:55,
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O NO! MR COOKIEEEEEE!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:01,
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MURDERER
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executiverocker only wears C&A ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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OH NOES!
OMNOMNOM
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LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:02,
archived )
looks like that girl
off the cadbury's advertwoo yay
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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Aww, it does
bless, that girl always looks so worried when she does the balloon bit. It makes me want to give her a cuddle. Not in a paedo way.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:04,
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its all for show
These child actors are all the same, I heard she's a proper little diva off camera demanding limosines and room temperature water. She'll be pictured falling out of a West End club with Lily Allen coked off her cadburys soon enough, you mark my words.
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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Nooo hammy McFluffpants how could you!!
...oh ok then
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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I've added a face to my picture of some food
is it funny yet?
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:04,
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the original of this picture is just awesome
:D edit: I hope the dude in it is still alive, he won't be for long eating shit like that :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:05,
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It has long been my favourite image in the history of photography
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:05,
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I was feeling hungry one day, and google image searched for cheeseburger
he came up a lot also, something that came up was this which I simply MUST purchase at some point
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:09,
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Fuck. I want a burger like that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:05,
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it'd have to be home made
4lb's of mince maybe?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:06,
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Seriously, I need it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:08,
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if you liked this, you might also like
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:11,
archived )
Noooo, I'm too hungry for all of that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:13,
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hehe
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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IT'S BIGGER THAN HIS FUCKIN HEAD
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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aww look! he's a little furry person!
eating a little biscuit person and holding it in his little person hands!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:04,
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Ban this Fick Silth!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:05,
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Poor hammy
he's got that surprised mid-chew "i'm being bummed by a soft toy" look
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:05,
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he tastes the cookie aids contained in mr cookie
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:09,
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Afternoon all,
In other news, there's a film clip I want to dub over a section; What should I use?
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LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:54,
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mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrre cowbell
pleaseEdit: The word flügelhorn always makes me gurgle like a drain
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:55,
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It sounds like some sort of diving manouver to me.
Or perhaps an obscure dance in the deepest darkest hills of Germany.
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LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:01,
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...That would be a Bugle-fuge
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:04,
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I for one welcome our new bugle overlords.
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LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:15,
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Pointless Trivia Fact : Xander in "Buffy" used to play the flugelhorn
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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Not enough cowbell
Well done
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:55,
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hahaha
needs more cowbell!
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Goatse not a comedy account ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:56,
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Needs more Walken
but just the right amount of cowbell! Edit c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:56,
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Christopher Walken?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:57,
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No, Harold Walken, his brother.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:59,
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There was a thing in the newsletter ages ago...
let me see... EDIT AHA!www.morecowbell.dj/ Edit edit either it's b0rked or it's taking an unfeasibly long time to process my request for 45% Walken...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:01,
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Pffft :D haha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:04,
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Given up with it.
In any case, the concept is just as good as the execution...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:14,
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:01,
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Reminds me of Tubular Bells
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:01,
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Thats NOT a xylophone
Its a Marimba
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Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:05,
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I read this all for far too long
:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:08,
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20 minute vector....
didn't want to waste any more time on her! done for a PSFO compo.click to DA!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:49,
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that's fab!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:50,
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:)
Thanks all!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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no . . . it's quite large
and there's only one EDIT: and it's fab
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:50,
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that's hot
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:51,
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Paris Hilton?
Vacuous ninny *relurks*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:51,
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Swansea Marriott
Vacant Inn (e)
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:53,
archived )
That's ace, now print it out and poo on it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:51,
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:D
and I have one brewing too! I will gaz you with it later. 'lo missy!!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:53,
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\o/ my dreams are finally coming true!
Hiya lovely.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:54,
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Hahaha
*hugs*
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:09,
archived )
eeeewwwww....
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:54,
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You don't want a gaz?
:O
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:09,
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But shit doesn't stick to her...
..it would only make her more famous :(
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:54,
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Mine would. I'd eat araldite.
Cover her with the other tube. Drink lots of coca cola. Tubgirl the bitch.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:55,
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And i'm the filthy bitch!
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:56,
archived )
*sticks out hand*
Hi, I'm Fae. My mind is not a place to go traipsing about in on your own.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:57,
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Hi!
I wont shake if you don't mind ;) *Searches OS website for maps
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:01,
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I've got very clean hands.
They get washed a lot.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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Oh well in that case
I'm Pete, delighted! *Shakes
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:04,
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That's my wet dream sorted out for later.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:57,
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If it helps, I'd be humming Baroness all the way through.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:58,
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Depending on what stuff of theirs, it could help, or make me cry.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:59,
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Something off the red album.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:00,
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I'll pretend you said Second and continue merrily with my sleep climaxing.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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I'll have to change the band, then.
You pick: we've got a choice of red chord or torche in my head today.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:03,
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Can I persuade you to change Torche to Floor?
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:06,
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You've got to hear our new material, chap.
Alright then, as you wish.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:07,
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Can you furnish me with some mp3s, sweetheart?
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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Aye, soon
we did prelim recordings last night.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:17,
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:D Can't wait.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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ooooh, that is most excellent!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:51,
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Bravo sir!
*click*
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Ninj ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:51,
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Needs more...
...Vacuousness WOO, I love the vectors!
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:52,
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technique>subject matter
on balance though, woo
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:52,
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Would
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Goatse not a comedy account ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:53,
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I knocked this out in about 30 seconds
didn't really
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:53,
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knocked one out eh?
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Goatse not a comedy account ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:55,
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best username ever
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:58,
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I still love this!
:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:56,
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I've just knocked something out in 30 seconds too
/predicatable answer
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:56,
archived )
oooh
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:56,
archived )
The vector is now lost to the ages
After both the original and backup drives failed :(
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:00,
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5 minutes
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:00,
archived )
:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:05,
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Popular chap
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:12,
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liking this
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:20,
archived )
please dont post something youve only spent twenty minutes on
othe people who have spent 22 maybe even 23 minutes creating something may be pushed off the board
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:54,
archived )
Hehe
So sowwy! :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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!
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the idiot Did I say it was funny? ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:49,
archived )
Seams fine, move along
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:50,
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I fucking love this
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:54,
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thnx wormu!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:54,
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I've been loving your Cock Tuesday images too
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WormuIus ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:58,
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I know you love cock ;)
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:02,
archived )
Ah.
I wasn't sure how to make a photo of a coyote blend with a cartoon of wile e. So I settled with cartoon-ifying the photo head. None too well obviously :o( I have had better days!
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the idiot Did I say it was funny? ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:55,
archived )
*hugs without any gay feelings envolved*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:56,
archived )
*accepts in manly, not gay way*
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the idiot Did I say it was funny? ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:58,
archived )
Llandudno Calrissian
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Ninj ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:45,
archived )
:D
Revenge of the Aberwytst-sith? Edit: happy candleday Ninj
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:46,
archived )
whahahahahaha
this if fucking awesome :D hahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:50,
archived )
Ta Fishcat!
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:53,
archived )
pffh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:46,
archived )
Ha!
does he run the mining at Bespincloudcitygogogoch?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:47,
archived )
2 days late
TJ:I love the last reply here:www.b3ta.com/board/9232435
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:47,
archived )
hahaha!
'ow queer!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:48,
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Haha
Best first post eVar
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:51,
archived )
Ah, I beg to differ.
Do you remember Bumfish?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:54,
archived )
I think I wish I did
but I don't think I've been here long enough.
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:59,
archived )
I can't find the original thread but it was this guy
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=55160 Username: bumfish First Post: "bumfish" Simple, yet effective. Immortalised by some of the greats then disappeared. What a guy.www.b3ta.com/board/6893669
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:03,
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Excellent
:)
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:15,
archived )
I just got C&C 3 the other day
How they managed to get Lando to be in it, I'll never know.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:48,
archived )
money
I'm guessing
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:49,
archived )
What the fuck is that?
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:52,
archived )
dunno man
it's some crazy shit that those dudes in the city keep losing and then keep get given more like, woah, my hands are so big
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:04,
archived )
Hahaha
'noons! Happy B3taday!! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:48,
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Cheers...
XLVII :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:49,
archived )
Arf!
I actually have 2 reposts suitable for this but can't find them. I've made too many pics over the years and picasa can't find it by name. Bah.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:49,
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