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evil lol time.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

An Evil Clown

no makeup needed.

(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

Pennywise? Hardly.

*sorry*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)

GORDON CLOWN LOL1!!!

...must stop reading speak-your-branes.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

YSOSRS

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

mmmm carrots

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

0_0

Nijntje!

:(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

Oooh ooh ooh ooh what's one of them?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)

Miffy's proper name, in yer original dutch, like, innit.

www.nijntje.nl/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)

I knew I recognised it....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)

Got a cuddly one of those, too ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

:D I thought you might.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

I'm so predictable, aren't I?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)

Not in the slightest.

Endearingly Paul-like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

Is he looking at this?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

more- fill the windows with with liquid shite and rename it bisto.

(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

:D!

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Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

TE?

i dont get it

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

Hahaha!

And yet another filthy roasting opportunity:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

Oh you talented bar steward.

That's fantastic.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

ha haha

put the shop in and let the urban tossers build their homes around it... wonderful!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

Wonderful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

That would be ace

When things tasted great :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

Hahaha terrific!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

Tesco Retro?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

I utterly love this.

Props to you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)

but what are props?

and do you have to pay tax on them?

*I know what props are in the movie bis.

(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)

it's some term from popular culture, I'm reliably informed

meant to indicate admiration for another's actions or deeds. Or so they tell me.

/nearly a pensioner blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)

Now to that fact, I was aware.

The articulation of the "urban" folk regarding a "well done" is known to me.
But I find myself wondering about the etymology of the term.

(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

Ah - I see.

Can't help you on that one, sorry.
I'd most likely be wrong anyhow.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)

From "Proper Respect"

or so I was lead to believe

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)

That's spiffing.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

yes!

rave-up on aisle two!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

*heads for the DiscoMeats counter*

ham please

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

Did you shop the clock to show noon?

I find this slightly disturbing otherwise.

Woo by the way

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

ONLY FOR THE HARDCO

ONLY FOR THE HARDCO
ONLY FOR THE HARDCO
ONLY FOR THE HARDCORE UK RAVER!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

Not suitable for epileptics

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

Unless clothes drying is needed.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

DOODLE TEIM!

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TheOther, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

Ha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

PISSED OFF CAT IS PISSED OFF

why did you wake him?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)

That's not a recently woken cat

that's a recently bathed cat, by the look and the expression. *knows that look well*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

consider this:

perhaps it woke up in the bath...

*waves hands mystically*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

*eyes go blank, starts to dribble*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

*watches*

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

You love me when I'm vulnerable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

~~vulnerable~~ restrained

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

*snarls*

your brother tucks frocks in Hull.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

Oh gods he's not up to that AGAIN is he?!

FFS ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)

The power of Christ(ian Dior) compels him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

Cunt it in the Fuck Henry!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)

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Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

Bukakittinz!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

knew this idea came from somewhere.

(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

I enjoyed this picture of an annoyed cat.

However, it managed to upset angry man. Sorry about that.

(You better hide, he's quite angry when he's upset.)

(Moophl, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

Reminds me a bit of Chuck Jones

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

excellent

mogg!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)

G'day sport...

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Ninj, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

lemmie guess... You try to drive to work, and you ALWAYS end up where you started out from.

hehehe, top work!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

hahahaha...

Sonds bout right :D

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Ninj, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

This

Is ACE. TEYIBLY witty! In a good way, though. I rilly like this. Like I rilly like beer. Mmm ... beer ...

Right - I'm off down the pub.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

You haven't been already?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

No.

I don't drink, and I hate anyone who does.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

You're a complex fellow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'm trying to be reeeelly deep, mysterious and inneressin

Ashley.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW

DRUNK ON PORT ... AND LOVE...

and midori

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

I've just spilled port into my cider...

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PEANUST?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

Have some gin with that

Taken in the library.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

great - now I want a dry martini

a fire place and a book about wandering samurai...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

Then, get your plane ticket booked, Prof...

www.jellobar.com/main_en.html

Fab place.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)

~~in the library~~ via IV drip.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)

AFTERNOON BEER ^5. Had a couple meself.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

Hooray!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

Hooray for car logos

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

I'd quite like that on a badge or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

Fnnnerrr...

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Ninj, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

is that another womans magazine?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

like Zoo

... the new name for the London Feminist Review

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

Oh! It's from Flaps!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

SPUNK!

Maybe you should buy your own shoes next time...

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

like this one

(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)

pffftttt....

+ mandatroy local content click!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

I am king cat

Beendun ?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/also_in_the_news/7919495.stm

(Acidhouse, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

t to the o to the never mind.

The point is I'd like a cat like that. I'd call her Lady Kittington.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

I like how this afternoon you are championing under-appreciated animals :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

I always do

people are right shits when they don't like animals just because they don't look like they were designed by a Nazi sympathiser.

Lady Kittington looks dead regal and haughty, and I like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

I think dogs should NEVER be pedigree.

Mongrels is always the bestest dogs - and the bestest-looking.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

With NECKERCHIEFS

if I had one, he'd wear a neckerchief.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Suave!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

Hell yeah!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

you know, I bet it's a big con - I'm sure they just shaved the cat

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

TOAMC*

*text on a mutant cat
lions you say...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

AW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

ewwww

though i want one of these, i got bored of the music that comes with the vid, so i replaced it :D

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weaver., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

DAVE THE HAT IN 'IT'S NOT HIS OWN JOKE SHOCKER!!'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

Hahahaha you loon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

*readies frying pan*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

Now, Mr the Hat, if you could just stay still for one moment...

*SPANGS FROM ORBIT*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

I know where you got that from

You watched 'Not going out'

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

hmmm...

i was thinking similar

but I do much the same so I'll keep schtum

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

I only said it because it was fresh in my mind

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

then the Brian text is for YOU!

just hover yer pointer over the pic . . .
and then FECK ORF! C];0p

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

doesn't matter, as it is a good one :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

hahahahaha

big fat office lolz :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

yay

and *fwap*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

ewww!

*diverts Twig's eyes to the right*
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

hahaha

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

hahahah, oh dear lordy... Time for a spangin'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

I'll get the big pan from the kitchen

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

*raises wok* this ought to do it

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

*joins them in the kitchen*

save you carrying it . . .
Yay! *assumes position*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hehehe

That's the second time I've heard that this week

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

I do hope you can run!!!

*starts chasing*

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

Errr -

would you care to explain that sig, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

Hahahahahhaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

oh god haha

on another note i've just got adobe CS4 design premium. yay! its nice being a student

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

happapappappay b3taday!

and cs4 is awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

Thanks, i know :D

i'm trying to figure out how to make a 3D CDC.
i'd better look at the tutorial CD

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

happy candlemass!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

thanks :D

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

Dancing? Rabbits?

Happy B3taday!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

hehehe

Thanks :D

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

*readies spanging machine*

*gets to the back of the queue*

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

*pun gland asplode*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

Ahhhh!

It's been a long while since I asploded anyones gland pun or otherwise
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

Wow Lesley Nielson's looking buff.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

so's Bella Emburg

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

loud office lol!!

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

I came into that joke half way through

and I got the punchline before I got the rest of it... it was still very woo.

This and other hilarious stories will be serialised in this weeks Sunday Time colour supplement. IN COLOUR!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

Like that's my fault!?

I even put in a handy blank frame at the end with free advertising for rob . . .
hahahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

I hold you at least partially responsible

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

I got that joke half way though because I saw in on television friday night.

I want my suspension of disbelief back!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

Hahaha, holy shit I laughed up a lung.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Spang-tastic!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

Oi!

www.b3ta.com/board/9236144
hehehe! I get to keep TLH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

Ha ha! I don't think it would work,

I don't suit hats.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

Yep, that's about right.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

*SPANG*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

*chases*

how are ya petal?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

He haz a bucket!

Click to see wtf is going on

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

fecking hell... proper office lol when I got to the last few frames....

awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

That thing, as Arnie says, is one UGLY motherfucker.

But excellently done :) Until the last frame I couldn't tell what was 'shopped!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

No it isn't, it's beautiful.

I'd love one. I'd call him Alf and make him a massive deerstalker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

Naah.

Something that big'd never become a successful stalker of fleet-footed ruminants.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

Still, though.

Just to keep him warm, as he'd have to live in the garden.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

Fair enough.

And sooo much classier than a bobble-hat.

Right. Home time!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

part-timer!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

No it's not, he is lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

Good, kill the bastard

People like are arseholes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

Pond life protest!

Click for bigger (188 kb)

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

hehe...

but remember:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

Sound advice.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

Ducks really don't need a gun

They are mass murdering, mass rapists bastards

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

Even more reason to keep that

very sound advice in mind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

ducks really are nasty

But it is only nature and nature is more cruel then kind

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

FP this now!

I love Larson :D

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

*cough*

Kliban...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

Well i never

I stand corrected, and there seems to be another great cartoonist for me to read up on!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

you might have to purchase

a lot of the Playboy back catalogue

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

OH NOES

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

He is utterly wonderful, and well worth your time.

'Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head' and
"Whack Your Porcupine' are stand-outs

Edit:
1. www.amazon.co.uk/Never-Anything-Bigger-Than-Your/dp/0413391108/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236182326&sr=8-1

2. www.amazon.co.uk/Whack-Your-Porcupine-Other-Drawings/dp/0911104925/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236182287&sr=8-1

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

his website is pretty

annoying though... pretty very annoying

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

Ducks! Ducks!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

He he

thats ace

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

something something coots something...

*shuffles off*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

They're totally quackers that lot...

*follows barryheadwound*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

oh, now that was just fowl.

*catches up*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

They're showing duckscrimination

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Ruddy hell

Hold the lift!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

They're just mallardjusted.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

beak quiet you

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

eggs actly

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

now now

don't get in a flap

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

That's a very drakeonian attitude

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

Your first one was terrible, and that's not very good eider.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

you sir, are a barbury-an!!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

nice swan

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

Oh not again...

*walks faster*

EDIT I'm offski actually. Mrs H is here to liberate me from w*rk early! Yays!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

is it like a scene from a movie?

She's dressed in her white naval officer's uniform, she takes you up in her arms and carries out you... you put her hat on your head?

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

are they gay ducks?

woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Ducks don't tend to see the difference

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

Erm...*SPANG*...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

*gets now*

*spangs also*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

Hehe

Damn, dirty, ducks!

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

GET YER COCKS OUT

In other news, is The Coast Of Yemen about? I just got emailed his Ryan Air image. Euro Viral LOLs

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

This was the last time Andy waved to somebody...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

CHAIN CHOMP!

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

MARIOKARTLOLS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

We've got an inflatable chain chomp the beardedwife got in Nintendo magazine

It's not a good idea to bat it around the room in a 3rd floor flat when the window's open.

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

I love all the mariokarts

Dssing & Wii-ing last versions like mad

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

I have played it on the wii,

but before then I hadn't played it since it was on the N64, when the chain chomp wasn't existent :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

It was @ Mario 64

Also I love Mario 64 on the DS and New Super Mario Brothers...cool stuff.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

Really?

I don't remember it :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

Chain chomp was also in Zelda on the first gameboy

FACT

/game geek

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Well that means it's time to replay it!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

Level 1 Bombland

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

Just Mario in general, bro.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Oh really?

There was never a chain chomp thing on the NES :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

Mario III

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

FACT!

beat me to it :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

No, but there were in Mario64.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

hahaha

He seems to have a large ball bag and dick

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

a giant carrot planted in his arse :)

*click* to the original pic :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

You are *so* going to fit in around here....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

There is a cloud outside that looks like a really happy pig.

I've taken a photo. You can see photos on your phone, can't you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

Yes, I believe I can

Give it a go...

Edit: \o/ Got it!

and it does! That's a keeper :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

Think I've sent it twice...

Hurrah!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

You did, but no matter

That's lovely, thank you pickle!!!

*Huge Hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

:D heehee, saw it and thought of you

*big cuddle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

The chaps say 'hello' btw...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

*cuddles monitor*

Hang on- Steiff pig?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

Yes indeed, Jolanthe is of pretty fine breeding, I'll have you know.

Robert (the roo) isn't Steiff, but he's very cuddly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

Very fine breeding! *impressed*

There's a Steiff bear I really would love, but he's a limited edition copy of one of their early black bears, and very expensive.

Cuddlies are cuddly no matter how much they cost, I have decided.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

I had to get the ex another one of the same era, otherwise there would have been

a custody battle (royale).
She's more 'fuzzy', though, and looks a tad 'slow'. ;-)

Edit: The pig, that is, not my ex - before anyone says it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

glee!

would it be ok if my little bosley says hi?

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

Rockin!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

Hahaha....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

And why real life pacman never took off.

(Insert Username, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)

Perfick Darth, perfick!

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Ninj, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

ahahaha

excellent

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Haha!

I've walked into a Star Wars thread rush!!

Noongles peeps

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Wotchya!

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Ninj, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

perfick!

*click*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Hahaha terrific!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

You are a silly :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Wonderful, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

That's no big wibbly-wobbly swirly thing in space!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

It's a bit of space grit on the scope, calm down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

haha can't wait

also here is my O'Reilly:
www.oreillymaker.com/link/23713/crabs-and-narwhals/

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

This is awesome!

Anyone looking forward to the new episodes at Easter?

(Poison-System-X, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

It's got Big Suze in it.

So yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

Ahh Big Suze...

It'll be comedies colliding.

(Poison-System-X, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

If all else fails

I'll watch it for her deliciousness. If it's good, I'll watch it for the actual programme.

It could be good- all the naysayers really don't know any better than you or I do. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

I've just googled her...

and Yes, I would "google" her!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

*snorts*

(Poison-System-X, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

Who the hell is she?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'm so glad someone finally asked that question.

I haven't dared...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

I just googled her,

and it appears she was in some of Peep Show. Clearly her appearances passed me by. Either that, or she isn't that special :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

from Peep Show?

She's yummy

this may make me overcome my alleergic reaction to the Dwarf

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

You're not wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

not really, it wasn't all that consistently great first time around

/prepares to be lynched with burning torches and pitchforks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

*agrees*

Edit: Not about the pitchforks, bit, naturally, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

naturally

*pokes with pitchfork*

Mind you, what do I know. I also thought the Young Ones wasn't very funny

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

In fairness, it suffered from the same issues.

It's modern heresy to say such things, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

indeed

*feels like a leper

**don't know where I'd pick one up from at this time of day

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

The Body Shop?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

*b'dum tsch!*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

Any particular series

Or all of them in general?

*Sharpens his pitchfork*

(Poison-System-X, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

the novelty was ok for the first two series

but it was just that, a novelty. It never really felt consistent to me,
and the humour often fell flat or on tired old cliches, just adapted for the sci-fi element.
The characters were all a bit one-dimensional as well.
/humble opinion only, and realises I'm in the minority

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hmm I do agree to an extent

The first two or three series were very well done, and then four and five had some great moments and one-liners. But there never was any consistency with the storylines except the main one that they were trying to get back to Earth.

Problem is, they're now gonna get to Earth at Easter. :(

(Poison-System-X, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

the first few series were pretty solid,

and then it got out of control.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

Yeah but what do you know!

You don't even like battenburg!!!

;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

*awaits M3's correction*

Ah, balls, I've clicked I Like This. Damn spackhands.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

berg or burg

I never know which!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

BERG!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

he doesn't like.......... WHAT?!?!?!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

Thus proving my superior taste in all matters

what with it being the arse cake of the devil, promising us goodness with its pink and yellow soft squares of delicious sponge, only to be protected by the evil incarnate that is marzipan, which permeates the entire thing with a taste of pure unadulterated hatred

The prosecution rests, M'lud

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

Although,series' 7 & 8 were a bit dodgy..

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

y'see, you're coming round to my way of thinking

you KNOW battenberg to be wrong

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

This^^^^

And talking of permeating flavours, I made a bacon sandwich earlier, and the bread tasted of cinnamon and raising because there were cinnamon and raisin bagels in the bread bin :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

btw fella, I meant to ask, did you send the 30Rock dvds?

nothing ever turned up. I caught a couple of episodes on TV over the weekend,
and was really impressed with it, very funny

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

*ignores question and runs to the post office*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

hahaha, no worries if you haven't fella, don't worry

I was just worried that they'd got lost somewhere, and you'd think they were delivered,
and think me a miserable sod for not gazzing you to say thanks :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nah, just generally useless :)

You did gaz me your new address though didnt you....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

I shall do it again, forthwith

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

Me too!!!

I think he's had us Archie!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

I'm not even sure I am

still gonna send yours you knobhead!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

I'm was only saying!

And yet you start!!
Fucking keep 'em.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

I agree with you on the marzipan, but find Red Dwarf highly entertaining

Though it's not as though I'm particularly important enough for that statement to carry any weight.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

rahrahrahBurn the heretic!! rahrahrah

but seriously, i used to think 'twas the best thing since sliced bread, but upon watching the first series again inrecent years, it's actually a bit cringeworthy. still, nice for remeniscence...

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

It over stayed its welcome

2 to 4 series should be it, more then that and it becomes crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

I'm more worried than excited....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Hahaha...

Nicely Barbie! :D

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Ninj, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

Star Dwarf?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Nicely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

Nice one!

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Red dwarf ftw!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

hahahahahahahha! that is utterly brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

Marvellous-tastic!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

Awesome!

*clicky*

And I'm going to pearoast this one final time. If I roast it in a Red Dwarf thread then people may finally understand it

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

Is that the ITV production?

However Asimo is too expensive for them...

You should have used something like this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

Doh

Never a good source pic around when you want one

:)

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

Its red dwarf

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

oh i get it now

it's blake seven

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

Introducing...

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

*snort*

a click for you. Spend it wisely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

Ha!

Welcome :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

FP newbie time!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

Hello new person, welcome to b3ta :)

Pull up a slab, knob a kitten etc.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

Oh Paving Slab man, you silly concrete moron

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

Braw!

reminds me a little
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

haha!

*tries desperately to think of wall puns*

*fails*

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

There's mortar life than just puns

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

That's what . . . she meant!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

no need

to take a fence!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

hahahahah! Yay for inappropriate super heroes!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Q&D but anything that takes the piss out of these Gay Obsessed Dickheads

is worth a thread I reckon...

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

I just wish people would stop thinking we're all bloody like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

You mean christians or gays?

*confuses*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

Dead soldiers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

None the wiser.

You wish people would stop thinking all dead soldiers were like that, or you wish people would stop thinking you're all dead soldiers?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

Either, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

Well I'm glad /that's/ sorted.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

I'm sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Don't be, half of it's my fault

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

At least.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

like what?

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

rectangular and carried around by gits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

Like a small town in Bavaria.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

Shame they didn't get let in

And get the sort of fun Blaine got.
Wall of Brown approves.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

Bloody Hell!

That's horrific!

great pic, but scary as fuck!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

I can't see any reason why not

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

Logistics and the UN. That's why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

You don't mess with the UN

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

Unless they're Dutch UN and you want to commit a massacre.

/gets coat

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

Banky Moon (I know) is coming to tooooown

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

This means nothing to me

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WormuIus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

www.viennaaustria.co.uk/images/vienna3.jpg

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WormuIus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

The UN is a load of wank

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

Luddite!

You

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

Like fuck am I.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

OH! right

You are not a Luddite!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)

Don't you oppress me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)

There there

Its all right now. shhhhh

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

But I want to do a poo at Paul's.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

You will

and you will dirty protest all the way home

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

Well, that's your dinner invite rescinded.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

:-(

I was quoting adverts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

Ah, I see. :)

In that case, *re-offers dinner invite*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

What if I needed to go, though?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

Hmmm. Tricky.

Let me think on that one.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

Don't let the pain of IBS

be a deciding factor

except do

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Alright, alright - go if you must.... it's the first on the right.

;-)

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

Where do you find the

time to watch the telly Eh???

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

I would love a book with this cover.

In fact, do you have that large enough for me to print onto a dust jacket of sorts?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

Sadly no, pickle - sorry.

I found it somewhere, but by all means carry on the tradition and pinch it from here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

ah well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)

Isn't there some sort of generator

for these covers ?

EDIT : Here ya go - www.oreillymaker.com/

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fastcar, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

Could well be,

but they're not that difficult to shop, either.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

true: here's one I made earlier

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)

ah cheers!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)

I just hope this doesn't

start a bandwagon

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fastcar, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)

Well, we'll know who to blame if it does...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

* cries *

.......

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fastcar, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

*psst*

Just change the link to 'I Love Horses' and it'll all be fine...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

I wouldn't do that

it's very naughty

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fastcar, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

But then it'll show up purple!

(Damn)

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

Arf!

I hear the sound of petards being hoist...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

*clicks*

That's got me actually chuckling like a buffoon in the office...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

Ha ha ah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

everyday life for me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

Well, quite...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

no, it can be when I want it to be

I still have a very good imagination and make myself trip :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

My balance is lousy, too

sorry 'bout that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)

I knew that was coming :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

Yeah, I know...

I am reminded of that great quote from Moonraker:

"Mr Bond, you re-appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season"

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

hahaha, I like that :)

Shame you have to watch the film

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

That line is sole reason for watching it!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

hahahaha

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

hahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

*THX sound as eyes open*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)

I've seen this somewhere before

was it here?

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WormuIus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

i think it was on reddit or digg or something before

strange

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connor, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

yep,

i've seen it before too. Same text.

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pep, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

shenanigans

I've seeing this elsewhere too.

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toadfish, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

Huh?

fuck yes!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Well done JP!

Thoroughly deserved, class as always

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Ninj, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

where's the "i LOVE this" button?

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rob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

looks like you found it

did it look like the 'front page' button? :D

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

Sorry Rob,

I did say I found it - Wasn't trying to sneak anything past anyone.

Apols for the confusion.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 7:45, archived)

YA'REILLY

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

Naughty JPG

you did not make this but you got a sneaky FP!

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

i pointed out i had seen it before

however this image was a reply to a thread. he didn't post it in a new thread. so get a grip folks. if someone fp'd it then they can't have read the replies.

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connor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

Quite.

And thank you for pointing it out, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

oh my!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

Upside down Horace is not amused!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

Spudbunny!

Forckin' spud bunnies rock mate!

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

The Worlds most awkward animal

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TheOther, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

click click click click

I love this lots.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

then you may have him

no one else wants him :(

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TheOther, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

I would adore this if I could really have him.

I'd call him Mike.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

'lo Cappy

Sorry about that rant the other day... my carer says I'll be allowed home by the end of next week if I'm good...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

Ah pisschrist, I knew I was meant to reply to something.

This is what happens when I finish reading just as I'm about to go home.

*hug* for you, *hug* for Lady Doom and *hug* for cute little whizzbit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

Ha ha ha

happens to us all, bonus points for use of pisschrist... :D

All is well in the Doom house now. A good night's sleep can work wonders.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

Tell me about it

just a couple more weeks till I can have one ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

A couple more WEEKS?

Dare I ask why?

If you're looking after a bairn then it's your own fault...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

Till my next holiday

I don't sleep well during work weeks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)

Ah! Fair enough then...

there's owt like a well earned rest.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)

Not at all

I'm going to be a lady of leisure and pyjamas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

Yay!

It is my intention to become a man of pipes and briefs... and not much else.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

an awesome combination.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

Is it a piano?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

but completely ace :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

cayooot!

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

Awww

does anyone remember a story about a giant frog that drinks all the water in the world but then sees a platypus and laughs all the water back up?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

awwwwww! but awkward? He has poisonous barbs, though!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

Barbs is poisonous?

Why did no-one tell us?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

They just did... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

Enough of your 'pointing out the self-evident truth that I'm too stupid to spot' type-activity, sir!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

awesome!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Always late for meetings...

...that Admiral Motti.
Visit my piss-poor blog here for other stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

I find his lack of beard disturbing. (well someone had to say it!)

hahahah, very woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

*claps wildly*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

Utter win!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

Magnificent.

This wins.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

Truly inspired!

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

Why 'and a baseball bat'?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

Fook knows,

so ask Fook...

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

hahahaha :D

fucking Ace!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

I want to be you! Care to swap?
Awww g'wan!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

superb!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

hahaha

excellent stuff! :D

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

Phew! That was a close shave

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

hehehe

excellent

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mutated monty, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

in this context,

it's cushings expression that makes it

woo :D

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

Screw superman, there's a new cat in town

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

lighting farts ftw!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

BEHOLD MORTAL FOR I HAVE THE ANUS OF THOR!

Oh... 'lighting'

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

the cat looks asleep

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

It isn't

i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff177/ivinkle/catJump2.jpg

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

cats are always alseep

They spend 18 hours a day asleep

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

Aw, his poor little ring

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

I propose we call this CATO

Cat-Assisted Take-Off.
Sell it to the USAF.
Profit!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

hehehe

we will win the war!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

My cat's called Kato!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as usual

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

Awwwwww!

I want a cat :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

does it fly

if you light it on fire?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

It may, I'll have to give it a go!

It's not actually my cat

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

Does it hide in the wardrobe

And leap out and attack you randomly?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

Have I told you already?

That's why I call him that okay I'll shut up about him now

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

My sister's cat is called Kato

for the exact same reason.

Are you my sister?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

You've got to be kitten me!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

my memoirs earlier

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connor, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

Woo.. A plum with no plums!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

*clips lead to tail loop*

Onwards, Phil.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

Filthy perv's got a stick up it's bum!

:OD Glee as always

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

Think it might be a mop

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

So he can clean the floor as well as do all his other chores?

Genius

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

It is a cleaver Pluange

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

I loikes that!

n I've just squeezed out a Henry:

*edit* There is something really pleasing about the shape of that, the more I look, the more I want it on my placemats...

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)

pfft

now wash your hands ......:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)

Henry just don't care

I am starting to think that he might be a manic depressive

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

Nicely done, that man

and a chance to whore this out again....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

HA!

Nicely! And btw, don't aspire to own this 'design classic', as everyone I know who has it says if you actually use it for it's intended purpose, it fucks it (the citrus from the fruit wrecks the chrome).

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

Blimey!

A bit of a design flaw, wouldn't you think?

Actually, on reflection, a Starck-designed hotel I stayed in the states has similar 'form failing the function' issues.

Like bar stools that were impossible to *actually sit on*, ffs!

Edit: Note that my annoyance was focused on the inability to sit at the bar. My therapist would have a field day with that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

nice tecnuiqe

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

Nice colors!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

Giant zucchini monster!

utterly brill!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

Pluange

Back from Reading with only ten books :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

Wooo I like it man!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

Another gem, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

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