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TRICK SHOT!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

Hahaha!

What the blazes?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

hahahah

nicely done :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

didn't we have

a lovely time
the day we went to white supremacist hate camp

Oooh, actually, while I remember, I've got a job for you
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1162401/Will-sleep-Downs-syndrome-son-asks-mother-trying-help-21-year-old-lose-virginity.html

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

That's exactly how I lost my virginity!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

She's adopted him,

so technically can't she shag him herself?

*Googles*
Apparently not.

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eXOBeX, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

i can\t think of anything to say to that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

I must admit, I'm more disturbed by the actual link

Will sleep Downs syndrome son asks mother trying help 21 year old lose virginity

What the fuck does that mean?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1162401/rats-cocks.html

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

go on, you look just like Fearne Cotton

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

if i did

i'd never leave the house

and my fingers would be very smelly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

I'd leave the house to get a mirror

/B&B routine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

i have a mirror already

i'd kind of assumed everything else was the same

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

assume nothing

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

i'm saying nothing

got a job with mencap, as a support worker for folk with learning disabilities, downs, autism etc.
really looking forward to starting, should be very soon.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

stocked up on jimmy hats?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

top man!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)

Flid racists

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

they need those armor god pyjamas

here they are www.armorofgodpjs.com/product_information.htm

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boff FL OZ, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

fucking hell

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

did they have your size?

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boff FL OZ, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

Compulsory uniform for the next bash

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

mmmm uniforms

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boff FL OZ, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

JIHAD!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

the one on the left is going to make a very happy nazi \o/ glee!

the one on the right is going to make a very serious nazi! GRR!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

and the

one in the banana suit?

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

Aww she thinks she using the gel!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

*giggles*

Her hair has its own high-gravity field!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

I've just realised, it's actually making it's own CDC outline

like fractal rebirth of cum soaked hair.

I should do a doctorate in this. I need £50,000 funding and a constant stream of young ladies to wank in to the hair of, recording and measuring patterns and meanings.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

Become a hairdresser

Say it's a new all-organic conditioner.

Self-funding research.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

That lad's got skills

He'll go far in this game.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

small cock for a whale

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

Haha

nicely

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

That makes my sex weewee big!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)

Ladies.

Beware of Whale things. Just waiting for one to sneak up behind her.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)

this just sets right with me at the moment

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

Apologies for lack of rocket animal

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

I'm sure there probably is one of those fonts somewhere :)

though if that was meant as CSS syntax I'm afraid it's a fail.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

there is a sex one...

did someone post it earlier?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

There prolly is

But no, not CSS, just typography. Although maybe not as funny as in my head :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

tonight on Bravo+1: When Ideas For Challenge Run Dry!

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magictoast, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

Arf!

ThreadJack: I have now got Photoshop and I was wondering if anyone could direct me to some good starter tuorials? It is all so complicated :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

www.whaareweyourphotshoptutorialbitches.com

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

Cheers Cuntnugget!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

What on earth did you use before?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

Paint.net

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

Its the same

but fucking stupidly expensive and slower

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

Meh,

I thought I would give it a try. Paint.net is good, but it doesn't seem to have a lot of things that PS does.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

try ps elements if ps overwhelms.

it's very good for quick and dirty

obviously not in my work #:o)

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

I was going to say that.

Good effort!

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

www.photoshoptutorialsforgeitenneukers.info

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

LOLZORDS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

www.itouchhamusingtehphotoshop.org

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

some good ones on here

www.freakingnews.com/stories/bb.asp?reset=1&contest_id=191

even relate to the sort of dross we post on here

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

Wow

I have found all tutorials to be useless for my needs but if that one is related to our dross, I shall bookmark it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

on page 2 or 3 i forget, i noticed a link to billions of tutorials

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

Thank you GSTQ :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

Buy the How to Cheat in Photoshop book by Steve Caplin

Photomantaging made easy and good quality
www.howtocheatinphotoshop.com/

some sample pages for CS4
www.howtocheatinphotoshop.com/samples.html

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

Thank you miss.

I shall check that out too :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

MSPAINT 4 LYFE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

I use video tootorials

like this

www.photoshopuser.com/?page=cs4/videos

doesnt stop me posting poo

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boff FL OZ, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

He knew that it could never be.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

awwwwwwwwww!

^now that's in my autocomplete, i might as well get value for money from it

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)

They did try to get together, but they got their wires crossed

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)

robot at the window

looking all forlorn
wants to come inside and kill you
where it's nice and warm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)

ooh I just spotted that

awww
edit: Actually I think he's a predatory robotic stalking machine

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)

Without spotting that

did you just think I was showing you a picture of my hoover?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwww

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)

i think i'm gonna blub.

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)

That's lovely that is

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)

bless

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

nice!~

www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/3167013222/in/set-72157612099857341/

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

just happened to be there on our first visit

her man is one of the chaps that run the show, very photogenic young lady.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

Not with that attitude.

He should smash up the place, then she'd notice him.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

That's something lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

Forbidden robo-love

The saddest kind of robo-love.

New Stewart Lee on tonite woo!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

Awww... cheer up, mr. monkey

evening peoples

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

RACIST

hullo!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

MONKEYIST

hullos back!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

He's being buttfucked. I can imagine he's somewhat upset.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)

Hahaha

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

Does anyone know

why I can't see b3ta hosted stuff on my PC at home (vista, firefox and so on)?
I never noticed before because b3ta is for work not for home time

And it's not because I touch myself...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

That used to happen to me...

then it went away - no idea why
In this case you're not missing out ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)

I'm sure I am

how the devil are you?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)

nay bad

just bought new pooter
so basically spending my time clicking lots of shiney buttons & oohing & ahhhing

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

Don't forget to run a backup!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

No, that's what you pay me for...

How are you, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

Awww poor monkey

Is it the cast reunion for the Phil Silvers show ep "The Court Martial"?
Harry Speakup!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)

Hello Mr Bunny!

All well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

Hullos

Good, good
hope all is well with yourself?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

Awww

that bloke in the background doesn't seem too impressed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

god I hope there isn't a shunting mishap

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)

"Society" reference?

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

SOCIETY!!!

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hello Discomeats

Tonight, I speak in Haiku.
I hope you don't mind.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

oh god

this is going to end badly

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

So is this

images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19204.jpg

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hahaha oh dear.

I agree, this won't end well.
Such a sad story.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

hello to clansoul

haiku must allude season
correctly do so

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

Not necessary,

However common it is.
...as far as I know.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

innit like innit

that is like innit really
I just ate ice cream

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

It's a lovely night.

I hope you enjoyed today?
I certainly did!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)

I quite like Haikus
It's fun to make up silly things
Cock bum poo fart tits

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)

boat boat boat boat boat

boat boat boat boat boat boat boat

boat boat boat boat. Ship?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)

Cheater

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

"Haiku" is plural.

Such as "sheep" and "fish" and "squid".
I quite like them, too.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

The spellchecker said yes
and I did not believe it was
I am a silly git

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

Oh Biohazard,

It was not really your fault.
You are forgiven!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

Ooh there you are

Thank you for the

I am growing attached to her.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

remember to feed often

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

She had pasta with pesto for dinner

but she shunned that for my home made seed bread.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)

yay!

just remember not to overfeed the chicken

cluck!

as it can make a right mess

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

isn't

(Dresen H.O.M.G., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

Thomas the Wank Engine?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)

10/10 top reply

would view again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

hahahahaha!

even better

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

You!

How were the zoo kittens?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

*applauds*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

Ay thanyaw

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

when he's going faster

it's thomas the angry wank engine

and when he's got total fucking head of steam

it's thomas the furious wank engine

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

yeh boy

Wank that fucking head of steam up for the fat fucking controller

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

I always thought he was a...

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

ah, just the man

You still going to the london bash?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

well it was narrated by failure of a cunt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

ha, for when fancy a tommy tank

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connor, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

Here comes the "Fat Controller"...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

The shitbag engine

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

Plastic cunt face and pals.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

Hey! Less of the lip tom

: )

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--- ---, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

This is not right!

And you shouldn't do it. Trainsex is banned in this country. We're not even allowed to see the end of the platform.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

tee hee

I hate to say it but I think this has been done before
not quite as well, though

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)

I might've done it before myself to be honest

I don't really care

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

This is bad, and therefore good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)

How have I managed to miss this until now?

*worries*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hai Squidfish : D

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--- ---, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

hai nice squid

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

woot!!!

I love this

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

very nice, if a little over enthusiastic in the limb department :D

in other news, I think I'm ill. As well as having a bit of a sod of a cold, I just found myself drawing spiderman being fisted by Doctor Octopus with the caption, "I bet your spidey sense is tingling now"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

pfffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

we must see this picture or didn't happen

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

Yes, I too would like to see this pictorial representation

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

I must admit you did cross my mind while I was drawing it

but sadly it is in digital oblivion now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

it never happened then, you lie :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

boo hisss

get well soon

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

I have a minor cold

but the bunged upness, temperature and heavy head make my drawings quite odd.

*blows nose*

:)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)

You sound ill

you also sound sick ;)

Eat all your vegetables (I'm pretty sure you already do) and relax a lot.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

vegs have been consumed

I am now balancing the magical elixir of Lemsip and Red Wine to kill or cure me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

I think that dances the line between twisted b3ta imagery and the kind of 'special' stuff you get on the internet.

I'm pretty much desensitised to it since seeing that picture of Snake.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

OH HAI!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

lovely, tits

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

Hai!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

That's lovely :)

May I dump this here? It's a Stephen Fry/Peter Hitchens cross breed, I call him Stephen Hitchens.

(Peter_G, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

Hello Mr. Squid!

Oh, if only there were some place you could buy a T-shirt with a squid on it.
Oh wait...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

Great shop, would purchase goods there again A++++

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)

oh hai!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)

Nicely animated as usual!

How many arms does that thing have?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

Hello squid on speed

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

I live this

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

Yay

: D

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--- ---, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

This makes me happy!

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

Yay

Sexy squid anim

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)

o hai

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

nnnnnnnneeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

rocket cheetah!

i stroked a cheetah last month. ultimate fluff!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

I had big tuddles...

...with three black cougar cubs about 15 years ago while their mum looked on.

I have never felt so privileged. The way they reacted to me, and the way their mum took to me, can still reduce me to a blubbery mess.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

i stroked 3 snow leopard cubs on saturday

here's one

www.b3ta.com/board/9275276

hands up all those that are dead jealous of myself and Jahled

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)

Hand is up.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

it's quite something

more pics here
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/collections/72157612623283453/

also a link to the cat survival trust, if you're in the north london/hertfordshire area well worth checking them out. no frills but some lovely cats, appointment only, it's not a zoo.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)

awwwwwwwwww!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/3358715189

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

the lovely Jahled and his camera

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

I see the jet car, thrust ss, wasn't it?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

thrust 2

driven by dick noble

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

ah the old one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

the subtitles are going too fast!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

Somewhere around Mach 1, it looks like.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)

The Force is strong in this one

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

tempting me back to the dark side

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

powerful, the dark side is

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

skwirrels vs kittens

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

Fucking furry.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

Yay!

any excuse to use this image

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

not bad for a mere kitling

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

Woooo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

haha

sorry

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

ha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

A cat that likes wine.

Lovely.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

aaarrrg switch it off!!!!

original : www.gcal.ac.uk/facmgmt/energysaving/download/photo.pdf

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)

RIS

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)

not quite as long as it took me

edit : that was ment to go below

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

that's one careless

finger you got there, it's a good job were not allowed guns.

Though I must confess I've 'liked' more things I was merely intending on replying to than I would care to admit.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)

That one careless

finger you got there, it a good job were not allowed apostrophes.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)

or s's?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

Uh huh, uh huh!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

do stapleguns count?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)

They're inanimate objects

so I would doubt it.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

aaargh my car bon't is rusting!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)

that took me a while

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)

i was typing while simultaneously defending my sausagemeat toastie from a ferocious* dog

if i'd not been distracted i'd have given it more effort :)

*not ferocious

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

Christy!

At that duplication rate, that's 2^1500 or:

350746621104340387476275879602808579935240158803308288
240757980247909638505633222036570808865849692616531504
067954375173992945489414699597541710389180047008478899
564853290972644868027115834629465366821843401386294513
554582649463425253836193893149606446650525517514423355
092491733611303557961097098855806743139542102176578474
326267607330047532753171921336747035633727832970419932
270526633336685099520001750533555290588804341825383867
15523683713208549376

in one night! (I think)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)

If each one that is replicated can then also make 1500 copies a night

we will be swamped by 7pm

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

so this is how it ends

/character in apocalyptic movie blog

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

terminator 5 will be rise of the photocopiers

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)

Mantrid's drones from Lexx

It was a prophecy!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)

I WON'T LET THE COPIERS TAKE ME!!

*reloads shotgun, adjusts bandolier of grenades*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

MARTY! GET TO DA FAX MACHINE!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

Film mashups would be so great.

Take single-shot, single line parts of films, and recombine them into a new film, with your favourite characters!

"Back to the Future vs Predator!" "Breakfast club : Aliens!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

it could be awesome

but it would be shittingly hard work

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

well, if it takes 10 hours to make 1500,

then it takes roughly 24 seconds to make each one.

What I mean is, it's not instant

er... is this what the Alchemist meant? I'm shit at maths

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)

I would asume they left it on at 5pm when they left the office and

came back at 9am. It doesnt actually say that the energy they use would be used to make 1500 copies. Thus i assume they could put that energy to some other use. mind control for instance.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)

Yeah

As I don't work I assumed night to mean nighttime

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)

ah but surely the nights are getting shorter

so since your reply 10 hours is now 9 hours 59 minuets and 59 seconds and [(three seconds divided by 256) miliseconds]
edit adding a 24th of the millisecond value for each hour since the post... or one 60th of that value for each minuet... I think

edit : no, I'm wrong
here is the answers!!!
www.gi.alaska.edu/ScienceForum/ASF8/839.html

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)

the NSA record each copy you make and cross reference it for terrorism

/catnipp blog

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

I have been working on a new tinfoil alloy hat

for use in tin pot alleys

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

Lily's on the pond math problem!

They double in size every 24 secs, so thats, erm

*runs out of fingers*

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)

So am I really, but I was assuming that each copier can instantly start making copies of itself

I think that there's a more complex formula that would give you a better estimate. x(t) = ae^(kt). or so wikipedia would have it.

edit: hmm perhaps a more conservative 8.3742499531133519e+145 or maybe that's bigger. I'm not sure.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)

like bacteria

hmm perhaps there is an anti photocopier agent that would kill 99% of photocopiers dead. So as to keep them down to manageable levels.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

Yeah but each copy can only make so many copies so that formula is slightly wrong

as say a copier can make 10 copies then it dies, then the number of copies will be reduced a bit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

But what if the small errors in the copies make them immune to the anti-photocopier agent!

And if the copiers were part of a diverse set of office machines that are red in plug and claw!

A whole office mecha-jungle!!...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

like some kind of third-generation cephotosporins

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

hmmm.

since images are just very large numbers, perhaps the primes - suitably encoded - make a series of images, like a flip book.

At infinity, you get a picture of God.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

at infinity, i should hope for cheat codes

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

what about a photocopier left on overnight

to do a batch job of 1500 copies

how much energy does that use?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)

I believe that is how the large hadron collier at sern is poweredit may not actually be night because he is underground.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

this, is science

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)

I have something to say

conCERNing your post.

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

our photocopier would use loads of energy

because it would probably have had a paper jam after about six copies and spent the entire night flashing lights and making irritating piercing beeps.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

ah, i see what you did there :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

yep and not a skwirl in sight

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

see you can do it without skwirls

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)

ARGH PDF!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

hahahaha

gotcha!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

ahh ok umm i meant

sorry

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

My stupidly slow computer doesnt like image links, let alone PDFs!!! :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)

I think you need to reboot it from a floppy

to let the pdf get into the pipes

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)

It needs a format, but laziness rules over that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

do what i do and buy another drive

install fresh copy and use dual boot then simply shake and vac.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

Laptop, does not compute

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

external drive!!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

Just think of the time and energy wasted

making and printing that poster.

I'm so incensed I'm going to go and make my own poster warning people about the how much energy shit like this wastes.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)

It's like the glossy pamphlet the council sent me, to show me pie charts of "how your tax is spent"

and there was no slice on the chart for "designing, printing, and distributing glossy pamphlets with pie charts like this"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

Why does it bother the carbon trust

if they are laser copies?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)

awww bless

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

Font = Kraut-type-a-fuck

But I don't understand

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)

yay for creepy things

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

its his own fault for looking at it

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mutated monty, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brilliant :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)

Aghhhhhh!

I am trying to ignore this board at the moment and I thought to myself "Oh I'll just have a little peek" and this is what I see

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)

hahahaha!!

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McBadger COW, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)

He looks like he's having a different kind of stroke to me...

F'nar F'nar
*sorry - Lovely work as usual Cyriak :)

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

wibble wobble xD

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

Pffffft.....!

Nice.

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FoldsFive, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

geenie-arse

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha!

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--- ---, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

Eeeetz Boooootiful

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)

SPANG!!

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weaver., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice one :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

: : : :

Who taught you basic ladies' anatomy? :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

it is only a short trip over biffins bridge to the other one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

I'm still learning.

I know there's a bit that looks like the flux capacitor that red wee comes out of. The rest is made up of marshmallows and fury.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

Hole, skin, other hole

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)

you're one hole short

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

Where?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

hang on, let me get my map

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

past titty creek?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

Round butt mountain.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)

yeah, its near piss canyon

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

Keep going

I'll be compiling these words of wisdom and publishing them as a book that'll outsell even the Sick Jokes book. I'll call it "Grey's Euphemisms".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)

i'll need my bigger map

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)

Arf

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

My biology teacher taught me that

women have two holes so close together so that you can carry them home like a six-pack.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)

It is the same

as that little soft spot on babies heads.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

Babies don't stack as well as six-packs do.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

That's true!

That is why I bought a trash compactor.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

Helps mould your baby in to 6-pack holding shape

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)

they do if you squeeze them into hermatically sealed stackable plastic boxes

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

are they for the lady with a prolaps?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

Proflaps?

Like advanced-level labia?

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

hehe

cant they just put some smash up there?

then queef it out

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

Oh, thank you!

Dinner is SORTED!

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

christ!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

zooqueef?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Win of wins!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

i prefer a more romantic type of sanitary protection

thank you very much

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

Just found out what this is

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

They speak Gill Sans in What?

edit: I'm off, band practice beckons. Love and hugs to you all, except the shit ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

in Wales

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

I prefered Gil Gerard in "Buck Rogers"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)

Do you like Gil in this picture?

www.darkwhispi.net/albums/album05/Gil_Gerard.jpg

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

40 dollars?

That's a lot of Bucks...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

you did get sweat with that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

can I leave this here?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

woo this!

nice pains taken.

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

We 'ave done for years

motherfucka :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)

Bassist need to practice?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

Prog ones do, now fuck off :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)

The different ways you have beat your forehead on the string in prg rock:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

bye, take care

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

You too chap

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

Binary I do, Hex is just a bastard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)

6c 6f 6c

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)

l??l

indeed

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)

Aw, he's only a bairn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)

Hex smells of tramp wee

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

He has also been on video

with Giles Brandreth. If that isn't reason enough to hate someone I don't know what is ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

Numberwank.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

What the fuck are you on about?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)

Hex is the only way of dealing with colour on teh internets

that doesn't completely confuse me.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

2 years of being made to program using hex, makes you hate it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)

And I will strikethrough upon thee with great vengeance

and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my font...
woo!

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

Gill is the second most beautiful typeface after New Johnston*

*the London Underground typeface, which incidently was very much based on Gill.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

Roland Ultra FTW

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

snow boarding pea! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

Ya know. I can't think of anything funny to add to that.

Tis lully.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)

woo

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)

He was saying that even if he told the funniest joke in the world,

the sheer crapness of your picture would cancel it out.

;]

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

You're confusing it with one of your posts.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

Hehehe

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

you have injected niceness after the dark, sir

lovely :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

he loves

the niceness! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

A pea, on the board, in a new thread?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

ta!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)

He needs more skis, boards are for cunts

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

You're a cunt then?

/messageboard

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

Fuck off

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

Ooh keep your pants on!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

Am I a message board, no I am a person

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

Admit it

you got pwned by clansoul ;)

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

No, he's a shit and his argument had no logic, therefore he is a cunt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

Jesus fuck, what are you getting so worked up about!?

You said that boards are for cunts.
We're on a board right now, so by that logic you'd be calling yourself a cunt.
I don't think I need to remind you that it was a joke, either.
A joke inspired by this, I might add.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

Right, you are now finally ignored, I hope you are happy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

Christ, what are you so pissed off about!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

Haha, hello sir!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

Howdy doo

how's things?

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

Good, thanks!

I'm a bit sniffly with a cold, but other than that... :]
How's everything at your end?

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)

Better than I think they are

I'm writing my dissertation and it's making me go out of my head with the board-dom

board-dom! geddit? :-D

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

Hehe yes, I get it :]

*applauds*

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

A person on a messageboard.

And as you said, boards are for cunts.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

No, fuck off

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

Calm down dear.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9278078

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)

That's beautiful.

In other news i have just cooked a whole lamb roast meal with tatties and parsnips all in my new nuclear oven in about 10 minutes.
I'm worried to eat it though as it will probably give me the bad cancer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

mmm nuclear oven lamb!!!

:) does it glow??!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

erm...

....a little bit.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)

Plononium potaotes!

Not that nuking food is new but that just a light oven and I'm not getting into a wavelength debate:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)

Who cares?

10 minutes for a full roast dinner from frozen.
and it washes itself. Just pu in soapy water and turn it back on, cleans itself, just needs a rinse.
First time I have used it. I like it. Food tasted good, I've already wolfed it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

It looks a bit like a demonic stereo

I want one

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

Not bad:)

I hope you got the advanced features with it. THe one where it calls you down the pub when it's finished:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

Ooooh!

I saw them on the tele a while back! Let me know how the food tasted :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

very good.

I have been reading the pamphlet. I can cook eggs, cakes and bread in it. I am liking this new toy. Thanks Mrs.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

WOW

Did you by it on the recommendation of TV's Mr T?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

The Mrs made an impulse buy

I knew nothing about it until it turned up.
It's an odd purchase for her seeing as her culinary skills fail at the 'boil water' stage and she's not cooked a meal for the family in about 7 years.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

cook

at warp factor 8.

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

Ohhhhh, does it call you "Navigator"

and when you order it to cook something it says "Compliant" ?

If so I'll buy eleventy of them :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

haha.

I dare not look too closely at it in case it zaps me. ( or in case I find that it really is £50 worth of tat that will manage about 5 meals before fizzing out only for me to find out I have to take a donkey into the Himalayas to manually purchase a replacement element. )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

That's a cylon ship,

it's got port and starboard lights on it.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

holy shit.

does it use plasma fusion or something?

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

Is it a trivection oven?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

Donaghylols :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

I don't know the science.

it's a halogen bulb and a big fan.
She ordered it from the telly, which is normally a practise I look down on ( overpriced tat ) but this was a good find.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

Acute radiation doesn't necessarily cause cancer. Heart disease is more common, but the effects of small doses are still a mystery.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

does he go

off peas-te?

sorry. woo!

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)

pffft

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

Down at the bottom of the gaaarden

with all the birds and the bee's
there lives a lot of little peeeeople
They are the podington peas, the podington peeeeeeaaaassss :-D

I can't believe I still know all the lyrics to that

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

yay!!

the podington peas!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

Haha wonderful.

*click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

..just getting this out of my system...

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)

Oh I say, sir!

Nicely done, very dark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

Oh, yes!

He's such a fucking vulture...

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)

Why is it always complete wankers in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)

cos he's a satirist, innit?

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

'cos it's a wanker who creates them..

:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

Hahahaha

Fuck yeah! He's loving it with the up to the minute Sun footage and the deal with Hello for exclusive footage of her death mask!
I hear he's also trying to get Lily Allen to do a song with Jade's death rattle as a sample!

I for one will mark her sad passing with a commemorative Jade Goodie bacon sarnie he'll have in Tescos by the weekend.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)

It took me...

...up to your post to work out why this was funny.

I was, "Okay, it's clearly Max Clifford in a cloak. He looks a bit like... I dunno. Is this a Lord of the Rings thing?"

It's been a long day.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

"a song with Jade's death rattle as a sample!"

I don't know if you've ever heard one, but it sounds like Homer Simpson lusting after bacon one last time.

Maybe Max needs to put a call in to Matt Groening? I sense a Goody/Simpsons mashup in the pipeline.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

If you'd heard one

You wouldn't forget it. It's the last rattling breath that escapes spmeone's lungs when they've died.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

Oh, very nicely, sir.

Very nicely indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

That is very nice :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

or not

but in a good way:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

I mean the picture and the fact that it is right

But I'm not going to get involved in an free for all on the subject.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

oh v nicely, loves this :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

Took me too long to figure out that wasn't Alistair Darling...

I need new brain

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

I thought it was Carl Sack for a second.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

Haha

Yeah, I can see that resemblance!

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)

Mithresth wanths bwain!

*stoopy-trundles*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

Thank you Igor

*resumes making smoking concoctions*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

*stoopy-trundles off*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

understandable

black and white pics with high contrast normally equals Alistair Darling.

Course, a long time ago, the Defence Secretary was always being mixed up for Max.

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

haha, I thought similar things

for a brief moment thought it might have been mervyn king

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

They're all clones

Taking over the world, starting with Britain

/dons tin foil hat

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

attack of the cloons!

hmm could shop that (as in clunes), might just nip downstairs for some dinner instead. Bloody mindpiss, it takes hold!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

Wonderful as always

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

Very nice and everything,

but shopped pics only please ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

Your stone heads are ready, ma'am....

Enough spam from me - meeting to get to, and then off - Bye, you lovely people!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'll take 12ty, sir

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)

Check the postage costs before clicking "Buy it now"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)

I'll take 12ty

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

Just my kind of customer....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)

I was listening to a conversation on a train the other day

where the story was, one guy's wife had sculpted a giant hand from stone, and wanted to sell it on ebay for some large amount (5 grand?) but the shipping...

God I got bored half-way through that anecdote, it was so dull. Sorry about that.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)

There was a women and a guy on the train on saturday

She was talking to him about a house and a murder, she was looking though some document and then started read the daily mail. I wanted her to shut the fuck up

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

What really gets me is people who do phone banking online

They shout "MY PIN NUMBER?! OH IT IS 1478124!!" which makes it very helpful for identity thieves.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

There was another women on the train who was more make up then person

She was pissing about on her i-phone, she then phoned someone and this really strong Geordie accent and she was loud, the who train could hear. What really pissed me off was the guy who was watching podcasts and news clips, he had it turned up so loud, but he still couldn't hear it and had to hold it up his ear, the knob

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

Oh wow.

That's so beautiful. Wow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)

You, naturally, were the *ma'am* I was referring to....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)

Really?! Oh I'm so honoured :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

As ever, the honour is entirely mine.

*bows*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)

*leapfrogs*

*pinches bottom*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

*beams*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

Fool, I ordered headstones!

Some monumental mason you are....

*loves*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)

I'm not even a mason!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)

*giggles*

Know you're off and all but *smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

*smooshes*

Nice to see you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

She must have been so grateful it was you and not her giving head

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

Look...

...can someone please post something crap for a fucking change? I've got a brand new seamhorse that I want to let out of the paddock and none of you are giving me the opportunity.

P.s: What did you use for that terrain, pls?

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)

Vue 7 xStream...

and it only crashed once!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

Thank ye kindly, J.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

That's got some

lovely lighting...beautiful.

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)

Most kind, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

Wow that's good

cerlick

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

Thank you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

that is pretty sweet.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

one last one....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)

Well, it's not slowing down...

yet...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)

Trys to keep up...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

haha...

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

Full on Home lol with added keyboard wetness...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

My stepmother used to have a Pontiac...

...and I can confirm that they wobble around like that.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)

Riverdance Henry

I Like It!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

and I am still laughing at that...

EDIT: Just look at his feet go!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

BaaaaHHHHHHHHH!

holy shit! henry is going so commercial these days
Look at him go!! Skills

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

it's got to stop soon...

*keeps watching*

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

Could I just take this moment to pronounce my undying hatred od IKEA?

I spend two hours in there trying to get one item. I get fucked about by customer services, my number was 1236 for sodsake, then I get to the forth check out that doesn't close on me or only take cash or will only serve me if I'm wearing a gimp mask I finally wait in the twenty long queue and the evil fuckers start playing Dusty Springfield's Take Another Little Piece of My Heart!
BASTARDS!
I hope that made up for this morning's fluffiness in one long sentance.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)

And... breathe....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)

*aaaaah*

Thank you:P

95p for a sodding 'hotdog' I saw late night Piccadilly Circus ratburger vendors looking on in disgust.

EDIT: I had to run back in to the warehouse section as I'd left my book there. Already replaced it once.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

sorry to hear that, old chap.

great song, mind...

In fact, I'm listening to it now

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

Yeah

But the 60's would have slit their wrist if they'd heard Another Brick in the Wall piped into the car park of such an establishment.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

true...

or 'Welcome to the Machine'!

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

No they were actually playing Another Brick.

Money would have been ironic though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

oh god...

I thought you were joking. The person who sorts out the music is having a laugh at all the sheeple shopping!
*shops at Ikea too, sometimes*

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)

No it was IKEA radio!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

Dear sir,

I share your pain. I live within 10 minutes of an IKEA and although I can count on the fingers of one sodding hand the number of things I own from there, I have spent way too many hours being carted around the fucking place for no reason at all.

Mind you, I could do with another bookshe... NO! DAMMIT!!

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

Another one?!

You do realise you'd have to buy a second book! Or, I suppose, you could just put an IKEA catelog on it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)

Their showrooms always remind me of a J.D.Wethersoons for that reason.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)

Yays JD Wetherspoon

I always go there if I want to hang out with alcoholics on dole day or illegal immigrants hawking the fruit machines!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

I am ashamed to say...

...that many years ago I used to go to the one in Leicester Sq quite a bit.

Moon Under Water? Moon on the Moon? Moon over My-Hammy? Moon in my Vulva?

I dunno what it was called.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

Were u buying a New Desk???

If so please Post Pic!!!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)

I was getting slats!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

mmmm....

slats!

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

My slat crisis wall well documented on the board:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

The same ones you were trying to get weeks ago?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

yup

I finally have them. The cleaner, I've just discovered, has thrown the metal struts out from the basement. Hohum.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

Helloooooo over there...

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Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)

hahaha, oh that would be great

He did just play the one character, but he did it so well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)

hahahaha

wonderful!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)

Come on Miss Jones, let your hair down!

haha...

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)

hehehe....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)

Reggie Perrin Man!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)

fp this now!

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)

Bound to have bindun...but I've done it now, so have this as well!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

Oh my good lord :D

My fancy bitch is there, I see. Good-o.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

my, man-at-arms has a big one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)

Nice name :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

*points*

YEAH.

I'M LEAVING NOW. BYEBYE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

bye bye

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

See you, lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)

*waves*

Bye!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)

RIS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

my god, that haircut takes me back!

*cringes from memories of '70's shame*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)

Yay!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)

He has the power!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)

This has been my phone screensaver

for bloody ages now.

It gets more wonderful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

I love how Britney smiles at the end.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)

~~Britney~~ Jamie Lynn, n'est-ce-pas?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)

Yes..

It's not the first time she's had jizz in her face by the look of it!!!!!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)

It's like...

"WTF? Oh, right - the cumshot. Forgot about that"

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)

She's used it

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

Argh, that is paaaaainful

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)

Wijjy wijjy wijjy...

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Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

He looks like the Grinch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

When's your Austrian cellar family day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

Every day is

österreichischer Familienkellertag !

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)

hahah : )

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQfFHYpIr-Y

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)

Wow. That was great.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

excellent, as ever, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)

Oliver looks like Paul Shane in that pic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)

they were both quite

natty dressers in real life, weren't they? :)

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)

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