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# This week I have been mostly making

teh sexeh LEGO.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# knobbly
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# I love Space Lego
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# that must chafe
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# it does
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Not with new "Lego Lube"(TM)!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# or the GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Use the GEL!!!!!!!!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Enthusiastically applied, the GEL can solve most household problems.
(Safe when used as directed on label)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Why won't they use the GEL???????
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# that is impressive
well constructed :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# cor!
*furiously masturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# What the hell are all those funy shaped pieces
This is not LEGO, that is blasphemy!

(nice btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I do concur to an extent.
Far too much mobility in that evil incarnate of lego!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hey toasty i just saw you r "the shining" game,fucking amazing
what program did you use to make it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# all sorts
Premiere and paint shop pro mainly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# most impressive
what character is that based upon?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Sort of Ulala
from Space Channel 5, but in a classic 1979 LEGO Space outfit (my flickr - have a poke around for some Buck Rogers mashup stuff too).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ah I thought it looked familiar
If you like Space Channel 5 check out this webcomic. The idea behind it is what would happen if Dante from Devil May Cry and Ulala swapped places.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Never actually played it, just seen it, but what an idea for fanfic.
Looking again, I can't help thinking that a bit of Lilica from Burn-Up W has snuck in there too...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Oh yeah
I can see the similarity
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I think it's because the head ended up a bit bigger than I planned in proportion to the body.
But I just had to use one of those rocket engines for the skirt. No question.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# blimey, that's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# little fucker!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Love the platforms!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# woo lego :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Phwoorrr... Lego with tits!

*Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Aces :D


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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# i'm guessing it's Zep
but I can't help seeing the Daft Punk/Gondry Around the World vid
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Aye,
it is Houses of the Holy. Not my favourite I did though. What was my favourite you ask? Well, it was this one :D



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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# my favourite was ocean rain
i really should find some cheap (free) basic editing software and finish my stop-motion pit stop off

either that or plan something that'll be a few minutes long and do that this year
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Well have another look then :)


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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# pearoasting whore
;-)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# You knows it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Comin' thru...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Bit late for the SkugChallenge, but still wooable!
And TJ :
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
which of the 5 others is it then?

and was she doing one a night or did they all have a go the same evening?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# 2 years they were together
he must be gutted, it's a hefty portion of his life!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# And he's getting on in years - he's nearly 14...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# HAHA
What a fucking loser :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahha!
and I always thought hte Jeremy Kyle show was a scripted sitcom... Looks like this stuff really does happen for real :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I said it from the start!
his little peepee wouldn't touch the sides.

*refuses dna test*
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# That kid will suffer for this for the rest of his life - stupid little twat
and he had to ask his mother what a DNA test was and I'm surprised that she knew the answer :D

Chavs and their silly ways.

Actually I think the father may well be Darth Vader Joseph Fritzl
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# He now gets the title "World's Youngest Cuckold"
And a substantial cheque from the tabloids.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Well the cheque will in some small way cushion the blow
of his social retardation he could buy a playstation3 and hide away from humanity until he's 50.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# This isn't enough justice, but it's a start.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I fucking knew it!
There's no way he can 'produce' let alone reproduce.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# OH FUCKSOCKS!
I was hoping it would be proved as his...

* Runs to the bunker to hide from the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Aww he'll have to quit Fathers for Justice.
Still, he only joined 'cos he already had the Spiderman outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha
top draw parenting from the dad there...

“He said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk.”
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# lovely
kitty is going ballistic :D

LIFT OFF!!

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Air guitar is a basic human right!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Air Drumming ftw
an underrated sport.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# This entirely.
CF air djembi.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# They can't stop me!

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Was that it? Jesus I was so scared!!!

Thanks cr3 for bringing us safely out the other side
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# woooo
scary
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I distinctly heard the innumerable skittering legs of unimaginable horrors
there in the darkness of the void.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# nope, that was me.
Got my skittering pants on. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# sorry
that was me...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Beat me tewit
Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# This one is of a significantly higher quality than my effort...
but still, I have finally discovered how to do drop shadows on paint.net :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# what happened?
I blinked...


one of my friends has just linked to the JadeGoody Front page image on FB
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# haha
I used those 5 minutes wisely and went to the shop and bought some bread.

I win
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# i remember the days of the great B3ta fire
b3ta blackouts were longer back in my day
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *cries*
It was terrible! I had to go browse Fark instead!
Mind you, a few more minutes and we'd all be snuggling down in the underground shelters, which could have been fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Phew... That was rough...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahahah
great minds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# :D

*profiles both*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hmph
www.b3ta.com/board/9306284
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Why didn't ya then..?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Never think, just draw :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Haha
Or 'Lest we blinked and missed it'
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *remembers the great b3ta server melt of January 2006*
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# Productivity or wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# it generates a lot of electricity
if done in the correct way
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# when we're wanking
productivity's higher, morale is higher.
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# surely that's just the one phenomenon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# do doo der doo doo
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# nah
nations plural, wasn't just the UK that improved
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I found refuge inBeau Bo d'Or blue blog page
Stuart Lee on Political Correctness and Armando Iannucci’s In The Loop - absolutely brilliant thankfully all comedy is not lost.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :)
woo to both of these
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Did this before I realised...

The Cost of Yemen had already dunit:
b3ta.com/board/9222744
So apologies and thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ZOMG
IS EVERYONE ALLRIGHT?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# thought I'd killed b3ta for a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I don't know about you
but I began to experience serious withdraw symptoms just now.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *DOES HEAD COUNT*
yep - one each.
well apart from 'him' over there
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ooh
it's nicely 'shopped though :)

was that the reset or did my internet just bork?

EDIT:reset it was.. swanky.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Yay I survived!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# \o/
I think we all did... but at what costs,

...at what costs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Tuppence Ha'penny
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
WHERE HAVE MY PANTS GONE

(woo!)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Sir Fred Goodwin's insulated windaes....not that I approve of mindless vandalism dontyaknow

bigger via beau bo d'or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# hahahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# and a quickie


beau bo d'or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
#
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Oh that poor, poor man
Woos and clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Also I think the prize for the best stats quite goes to Ministry of Shelving (No 25)!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# And Valin's could be taken out of context
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Or in context to Ministry of Shelving's:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
I read yesterday that one million pound coins placed end to end creates a line fourteen miles long. So given his funds, he could feasibly build some serious barracks to protect himself out of said coins.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# My maths makes one million quid coins end on end 15.5342 miles long:P
Well to four decimal places anyway:P

22.5mm wide and 160 934.4 centimeters to a mile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The hummus is stronger than ever in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# And he'll probably claim on the insurance
Thus raising premiums for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I like this :D
although I had to google windaes to make sure I wasn't missing some clever economic pun. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Nobody can beat The Browmeister...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I saw that advert the other day
it's very strange
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
#
it's very strange shit
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# no way! its great


/doesn't watch TV so it might get irritating after more than once
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# yeah me too
the girl is weird, yet strangely familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# She looks like a chap I went to university with
Truefact.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Has b3ta restarted yet?
Was there mass panic?

Did I miss 'owt?


Are you Flemish?


Is Crisps a suitable alternative to Jelly?

And can you scratch the itch on my left shoulder blade?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# relax
the worst is yet to come
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I dont think so
I panicked

Not yet

2/19

Never

I can try
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# well...
no

always

nothing worth noting

no

only if they are in brine

I can't reach that far
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# No
N/A (but there will be)
No
No
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# 11
4 people were replaced by bots - can you tell who it is?

you missed an owl, try shooting again

James Flemish

Crisps are not suitable

*transforms, chirps, crabs, robits, babys...*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# It's killing me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# oddly I have an itch in my left shoulder blade too
perhaps we can come to some kind of reach-around agreement
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Think back to the last time you ate a baked potato
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# you mean you hadn't seen my one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUktMsD8WpI
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahaa ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Shiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahahahah! awesome :D
*KERLICK!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!!
Welcome back Moley! Hows ya bin and where've ya bin *clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
I've been in Dublin & Galway photographing those Irish fellows they have over there.
Great crack. (Whatever that is)
:D



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Galway is a lovely place isn't it
I love Galway a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# The people in Galway were great.
Galway itself is a bit of a hole.
And not in a good way.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# that's a drug or a slight gap in something that shouldn't have a gap
craic on the other hand...

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# bless your face
it's full of woo.. and eyebrows, but mostly eyebrowswoo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I saw this for the firast time last night
and simply failed to see why its so popular...

The gorilla I liked... this was a bit... meh...

Much woo to the Mole though!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I'm deeply saddened that no one has watched my version :(
I say no one, it's had 100,000 hits so far :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# swine
*was previously quite happy with his just under 800 on his shapeshifting lizzard anim* :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I wouldn't be bothered by YouTube hits
Chavs belching in to phone cameras seem to get a million hits, I think the lower your hit count the higher you score on a culturally relevent level.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I was going to say
I'm sure there's plenty of people on here who could come up with better ads than this self-indulgent, wacky crap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# yeah
it's a higher class of self indulgent wackycrap here :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Superb!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Cha
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ooh you cynic!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# could have been a winnar..
..but the cock is CDC is slightly on the pink side..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Yays!
Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Ahhh damn
Beaten again.
Re-lurks.
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# that God can be a right git

news again to de-ris/read the punchline
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hehehe
and Pfff to "Happy endings" comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Quite a convenient opt-out for God, I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# and that proves he exists, so by his own logic he doesn't
QED
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# *puff of logic*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# i love how nerdy b3ta is
we're all basically the same person with different faces. and smells.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# it is geeky enough
to guarantee that someone will get even the most obscure reference you make
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# i made a reference to obscure 80s cartoon/star wars rip-off extraordinaire The Legend of Orin
that no-one got, i was mildly disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# blimey, had to look that one up
I am clearly a minor-league geek!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *disappears in a puff of logic*


gah mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# if there was a puddle this would be valuable porn.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *shakes fist*
damn you creepy jigsaw hentai girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Aww poor Wikipe-tan
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Is it Liar Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# yes*
*LIES!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# *gets run over on a zebra crossing*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
revelations is fucking nuts, it's not a happy ending at all. the archbishop wants to read the bible sometime
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# "... so I was on the blower to the almighty this morning... you know - God!
... and anyway - he spent ages complementing me on my beard and eyebrows, he wasn't very complementary about the *cough* the old combover type thing but I said 'I just do the best with what You give me ...' he laughed. Anyway - the message he wanted me to pass on to you was FUCKING PACK IT IN YOU KNOBBERS - I'm not cleaning up your mess..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Ahh, the voice of God
Profet UnderCover. I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Bah! what good is this God they speak of!
If he/she/it won't intervene to bring justice to the wronged then why do people even bother to believe in this God? I'm glad I'm an Aethesist/couldnotgiveashitist then at least if I die in some inhuman and cruel way I won't be hopelessly praying for God's intervention which would never come anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahah, actually, that might make a good compo....
"What is all stories had bad endings? Prince Charming has both ugly sisters whilst Cinderella is stuck scrubbing the mildew off between the bathroom tiles? Yavin gets blown up?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bög
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Arf!
Wildly inaccurate regarding Swedish letters, but still, Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# adjusted it a bit :)
refresh
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Forgiven and c_licked!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# nicely done Nick
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :D
very nicely done Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Fardig?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# yes
aka 'done'
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Must be uniquely Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# 'tis swedish
genuine
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# during the last 5 days
I was dealing with Ikea stuff

so I've performed a loud office LOL.

Clicckety Click Click Click Click Click Click Click (ad libitum)
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Darth on the beach at Filey...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# nice
Do lightsabers cast shadows?

edit: realised this looked a bit arsey. Please note that the "nice" was by far the most important and strongly-felt part of the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# only if you have raytracing turned on
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*suicides*

edit: NING!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Lightbulbs do
And assuming lightsabre blades have some material properties, I'd suspect they do too.

You can't see through a lightsabre, but they saw through you...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# it's a sort of see-saw then?







/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I'd like to have lightbulbs that crumble into their scew caps when turned off

*shhhs!*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Inflatable lightbulbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# your after a lightSAVER then?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9306245
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# yesss
your needs have been satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I bet Vader wouldn't respect Earth Hour
"Your powers are weak, old man. But wait an hour, I have turned off my lightsabre for an hour as a symbolic gesture towards saving energy."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# get me a pan
I need to spang
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# yeah they do,theyre a thick mass....mana.......THEY DO!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Vader practised on Filey beach until he was black in the face.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# He does enjoy his holidays

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Darth Vader in Blu-Ray format
or at least it looks like he's doing the blu-ray logo ;)

Nicely - as for the lightsaber casting shadows "I find your lack of transparency disturbing!" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# nicely

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I've always wanted the full set....
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I'll take ten!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# this needs to be made!
(That Random Guy, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# There's no 'knip' cards
and where is the 'spoon' counter?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# If you recall those are only available...
in the non association games, this is an official set so spoon and knip are replaced
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ahhh, the Heathcliff-Barrington variation
I'm assuming double 7's mean the diagonal play extends only to the embankment then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# unless two or more players are in Dingle
or Double Card Dingle.

(I know it's obvious, but I always feel it's best to state these things fully)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# well of course
but we all have our own MC card deck these days don't we? I don't think there is any need to lumber us all by including another set
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Not quite
If you recall this is the 1932 championship edition with the Nerivsky modifcations around London Bridge and Archway to prevent jumping and cross ply-overs. I feel it's the most traditional mode, before Oysterifcation was introduced.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I believe Dave the Hat and I tried that in our 4th round heat at the East of England Armitage Shanks Charity Bowl finals
however, he knipped me in the embankment, and I proudly kicked him in Cock Fosters with a double parallel diagonal which made him Kings Cross.
/turning into a samantha gag there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I always try to get off before cockfosters
Prevents those tricky parental complications if you extend the game to Maidenhead......
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# My friend Samantha is a keen birdwatcher
and recently discovered that her garden is home to a pair of rare british birds.

I was overjoyed when she invited me to bring my binoculars around to have a gander at her great tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Dude.... it doesn't include a copy of the rules!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Oh?
I must have forgottent them, i'll post them out to anyone who registers their game
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hurrah!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# oh and there is a small postage charge
about £1600 for the full set should cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
bless you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# In Japanese
Nishi-Shinjuku
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# haha! great
there really aren't as many rules as people make out. unless you get a double hammersmith and you're wearing a tie, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# thats the bueaty of the game
There are less than 16 volumes of rules with this version. Well unless you want to enforce the "das Riech" variations put forward by Pottersby and Von Klint in 1964 and then it's a whole new board game.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Yes!
This is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# This is the best post ever.
Although your set doesn't seem to include the Geneva ruleset train-hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# it's the the 1932 championship edition remember
The train hammer ruleset was introduced for the tri-annual UK-France-Germany exhbition league. Which was bizarrely cancelled in May 1940 to some great annoyance if i recall.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# No Winterbotham-St John variation
What are you a fucking Noob?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Winterbotham-St John?
That was thrown out in 1946 following that whole triple Queensway under a gibbous moon loophole.

Fucking amateurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
#
Wasn't that replaced with the Paddington-reversal gambit in '53? I know it made the rules simpler after that.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# What you do with small fictional bears is up to you.
This is Mornington Crescent. Tonight we dine in Euston.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Well played sir
That got most of a jaffa cake all over the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# probably shouldnta
she;s always by my side

(hojoh, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# sourcepiclolz

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# sourcepiclolz

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# ahahahaha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahahah, holy shuddering fuck farts,
-- Black Sheep was a great movie
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# jesus tittyfucking christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha I love you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# sexeh
Oi, riverghost (assuming you're about), how did the meatenburg mark 2 go?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# He did this before he founded B3ta

Original story here.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Saw this story and immediately thought "It's the wrong colour!"
You people have corrupted me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# haha ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# thank you
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I see there's a b3tan on the Register comments...
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/25/berkshire_mansion/comments/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# there's a cock on someone's roof?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hell no,
next you'll be telling me jade's died
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# No, I would say that Brave Jade's couragous battle has come to it's tragic end and she is now with the angles.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# IN HEVAN!
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# God bless 'er
She selflessly sacrificed her last shred of dignity so that we may confront our fears about death and inherent British racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# there's a whale in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# there's a song in my heart?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WOAAAAAH WOAAAAAAAH WOAAAAAH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# for inexplicable reasons
this post is my favourite thing that's happened today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# *strokes chin*
explain yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *strokes several chins*
Mee chuu waaakki chewbaaccaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# there's a hole in my bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# there's a worm at the bottom of the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Nyom nyom nyom nyom
*belch*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *shags*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I like his effort
but no pubes and spunk? surely they are the minimum required element

I think he's let himself down
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# C-
must do better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Is it just me that thinks its a complete fake?
the gray underneath has a reuters-esq photoshoped quality to it and the know looks like it was drawn with a mouse. And how did he get on to the roof? I see no access...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Immediate suspect : The Coast of Yemen
He has a history of getting this sort of stuff into the BBC news...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# If it turns out to be him
I will give him and english pound. A shiny one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# also, the very small village of Inkpen has no houses that look like that
with or without a cock

google maps
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# nah
it's here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# And sadly
More corroborating details.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hurrah!
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# how hard it is to get Magenta paint?
I mean - if you're going to go to all the effort do it right man!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Kikdå Bøkit

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha
great name
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# A nøøse once bit my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# haha
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# Noose bites can be very nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Desklols!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ha ha ah
sexeh legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# needs more falling turd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Rubber trousers with elasticated ankles...
Keeps it all tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# resistance is futile
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# muslim pirate borg!
nice one :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Eeeek!
Scary man made scarier!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Facefungus the Borgieman!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# You can blame Boff for this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
*waits forever*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# It looks like you're defrosting a curry!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# nice..
I actually liked those crispy noodly things that you had to deep fry!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Ha ha,
you bastard, I want one for dinner now!

*Cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# mmmmm rubbery soya chunks
dribbles
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

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