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# TELL ME HOW GOOD MY DRAWING IS
FIRST I DREW THIS IN LINES


THEN I COLOURED IT IN


NEXT I WILL VECTOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# AWESOMSKILORZELOLS
Can u do it in 3d poligons to?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Low polys I hope with plenty'o'tea
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# 32k?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# You know it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hehe *old skool*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Them was the days
they don't do low poly like they used to.

"IT'S FOR A FUCKING GAME!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# didn't he end up in the army?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# "Button up that jacket, squaddie! Shine those boots!
make the tea, Teaboy!"

I've no idea but you'd have thought at 32k wages the Army wouldn't be so desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Third Infantry Tea and Trifle brigade
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# he did indeed
communications or some such thing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# "Tango one nine this is Teaboy
are you recieving Tango One Nine?!"

"*squeak squalsch* communication is a bit low poly *hiss* can you re *hummmmmm* t"

"IT FOR A FUCKING GAME!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I can do them in 4D
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# FUTURELOLS
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# this is like jesus on a cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Well it's up to standard
by standard I mean b3ta gayshift standards
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ART!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# no need to vector it, it's perfection itself as it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# what font matching algorithm
did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# The second one
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# you
need to work on your shading some more..:P
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Best of the day!
But you should have posted works in progress over a period of hours or days!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# and tutorials, let's not forget the tutorials
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I am compiling it as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I'm very sorry that three threads about drawings
have ruined your b3ta experience so much.


You cunt.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# if only it were just three threads
Every other thread nowadays is an ego massaging "I DREW THIS TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM AT DRAWING" bollocks.

I blame Jolly Jack
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# did you copy this?
I suspect that it is from a pro shopping website. If it is your own work, well done. You've captured mood well. What kind of high end rendering machine are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# It's the animation that makes it for me!
Shoo Perb
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# ...
I like the way you've got the light sources to match.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ^agrees
just the right amount of lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# HAHAHA THAT'S GOOD THAT TONY
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# THAT'S SICK THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# your best work ever 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Better than this?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha
he must be exhausted.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# He's very tyred.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# i say
hes fuming!! HAHAHAH ha er. yeah.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Tutorial?

EDIT: OK DON'T FUCKING REPLY THEN I FUCKING HATE YOU ARTY TYPES YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I'm not giving you my secrets!!!!!
And i like your arts
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# For some reason
i tend to draw shit shapes alot....



clik for MASSIV
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# can you try and keep them under the 100k limit please ta thanks cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# i like it
very strange!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# woot
Looks strangely like a flaccid wang
I like it though
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# it looks a little like a knob and two swollen balls
... and it's coming right for us!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# it looks a little like a TINY knob :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# yeah
I prefer maiden's interpretation though...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# A fat man sniffing his crotch?
nicely drawn shit shape but the filesize could be optimised.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# POLOGIES FOR SIZE
i dunno whats goin on- when i right clik it says filesize not cached??? was is das
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Was ist das
I think you'll find.


(Sorry I'm a grammar Nazi)

POOR QUALITY JOKE ENDS
(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# sumit what i drawded

CFB
Inked line art

CFB
And in colour
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ooh lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ooo nice.
Lovely gradients in the hair...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# awesome work!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Nice one
All this top quality drawing on the board at the moment is making me want to draw something an suggestions anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# the curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I kind of expected that response
I just need squirrel with tits and sexy nuns to win at response bingo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# My favourite is a horse and cart
Well, you draw the horse and the horse will draw the cart...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# futuristic soldiers on hover bikes, jousting
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Tempting
but it is rather similar to this:

(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ooooh, that's rather excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# thats lubberly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Oo I do like this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Good Job Son. You've made your dad proud.
...probably.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
*office lol quickly turned into a cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brill
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# What this site needs is Wasp Box to come along and upset masses of.....



oh my
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
"Unicorns bagpipe Cowell for a shot at being real"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hehehe
You're the best at these ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha, on the Minster curtains :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# In other news
Pixlr.com seems to be down - anyone else having issues?

It means I now can't shop this :(

www.b3tards.com/u/bd2170d0b76a9701d756/let-the-party-begin.jpg

Best source ever?! Anyone else?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# yeah, that guy on the right's beard is hilarious
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ha ha ha - yeah
"NO NO NO... this is my jaw line here... not sure what this stuff below it is"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm not fat!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# okey dokey
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Needs more goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Please don't.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# those guys are sitting way too close together to be straight
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# It's only gay if elbows touch
Crikey you're right! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Woo something funny!
I thought I'd stumbled onto the art board for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *claps backs of hands together*
I can draw wiv my weewee!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahhaahhahahaha, that is brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Disastrous damage lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Making this, I had a whale of a time.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Shiny whayel
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# You finally FINished it, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I sea what you did there.
mammal.

(to OP: that is woosome and delights me. Your colours are extremely well chosen.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# good effort
now draw him ripping a seal apart
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# 8.8/10 for the pic
2.1/10 for the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# fuggin
massiv clik :D
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I don't really like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# That's just my opinion, like
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Um..ok.
Thanks?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Any time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Is it in the Thames?
it is most excellent where ever it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# outstanding vectorage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# How not to act on a speed date

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I hate this due to the overuse of littlejohn in frame 11
made me feel sick. I'm going to write to the BBC and demand this be taken down!


Clicks
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# haha
enough to turn any girl off
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha
what a tosser!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Disgusting!
How he can persist as a columnist is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's a click for you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# clicks
well done
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! *clicked, and clicked again*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# haha *clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahah
Genius


Pure Genius


this wins all!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# well it's not getting the rest of my
yoghurt - it's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *steals yoghurt while the Prof isn't looking*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# *impotent with rage*
HARUMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Is now a good time to make a joke about the culture?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# That was yesterday.
/doesn't know when to stop blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I've managed to get The State of the Art
I'm looking for the others...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Most certainly..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# haha
excellent have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my t-16 back home..."

"you sick fuck... those are living creatures...!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# womp rats are vermin just like splange foxes
and trill squirrels!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# then control their numbers in a humane way
don't take pot shots at them from a sky hopper like some fucking intergalactic redneck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the entire lot of 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# well yes but
that would be problematic for the rest of life on the planet... why not just lay some traps of some kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Laser traps?
big exploding laser traps with guns and gnus and gnus with guns?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I was thinkning more along the lines of
some sort of baited cage... we have to consider the Profogg population and the impact a Womp Rat cull could have on their numbers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Oh ok then
but can I least tickle a womp rat with feather duster?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
where?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Near the swamp, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# okay then...
but you'd best do it at night and disguised as a tin of biscuits... the Empire will never suspect that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# \o/ *dons biscuit tin disguise*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Don't care about the competition subject..
This exchange should win every current open compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# YAY

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# That's no tome!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
well played sir, well played ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I forget where that's from
Phil Jupitus 1998 tour?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Really?
Damn, for a second there I thought I might have had an original idea... Not surprised though 'cos it's fairly obvious now I think about it.

OK so admittedly I got the safety rail thing from Family Guy but hand on heart hadn't heard the grating one from anywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Erm.. perhaps this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMK6mtryVY

I hope it wasn't Phil Jupitus, because that means I'm going to have to dump one of my more successful routines...

And I've never even seen Family Guy or Phil Jupitus...
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Decent jokes
Badly delivered - was that you on stand up? :)
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yes..
That's me.

You should see me in german, I'm even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# super poib
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Have a click for that.
Excellent hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# this wins everything for me
the web is complete. *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# the Death Start Mk. 1 eh?
is this the star wars eqivelant of engrish?

(btw, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Piss. Didn't spot that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# :D
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha top!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
#
"High platforms are a common feature of the Death Star Mk 1..."

hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Brilliant!
And extra kudos for the safety rail comment!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# at last
the answer to a question i have been asking since i was just a young lad.
^clicks^
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# 'nung
has a strange winged type morsel.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, *
/Why Bird blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Would
wear it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Runny babbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :( web sense says no
:(
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# OoooooOOOOoooo!
This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# SPANK
you alll:D
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Would make a lovely dress
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# reminds me
a bit of the lady who did queen amidalas costumes... fuckin love them i do!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# to the laboratory!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Hehehe
excellent coming action!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# You heard!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
#
O_o_o!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# You are one of the Cadburys Eyebrow children
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I Say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Excellent!
Raised a smile from me!

Also have a click, I appear to be giving 'em away today!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahhahahahah! "HE SLEEPS AND EATS LASAGNA"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# looks like Garfield's got a mouth full of spaghetti
and I thought he liked lasagne ;)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ha ah ha
very good :)

Revoc Rednu Forp would like this too!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Opinion time
So I think I'm okay at drawing, not anything special, but okay. I'm most comfortable doing cartoon/characature style, but that's mainly because I can't draw properly. I'm trying to improve my drawing, so I wanted to get some opinions on this, and maybe some advice too.



I don't think it's a bad drawing, it just looks nothing like the person actually does.

Sauce:
keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/veggiedress.jpg

Your thought(s) please.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# My thoughts are
a) It's very good, if not totally like the original
b) Looking at the original, she would most certainly receive some
c) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ^Entirely this^
But having pushed in front.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Looks a littel like Denise Richards
I like.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# people tend not to have black lines around them
shade shade and shade some more.
no black lines - you're on to a winner.
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# its good!
but the light on her eyes need to come from the same direction- try shading a bit more too:)
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Needs to? what if the light was in front fo the face?
how about - its better to put the light to one side so it doesn't mind fuck the person looking at some mental eyes.
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# mental eye
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# it doesnt matter where the light comes from
, the light will hit both eyes in the same way- right?? ;?
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# get a mirror and a desk lamp
shine the fucking thing at yourself for ages and take a look.
get a camera setup- take 100 pics of yourself and only draw the shadows

do this till you heart bleeds and you never want to draw again.


* in answer to you question. No fuckign idea the light would have to be very close to your face to to get the highlight centered.
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I feel challenged.
i would do that, if i could be arsed, but two relective spheres in close proximity will always reflect the same light in the same places, non?
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# no
like to balls either side of a bulb?
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ah true
true...i must draw more:)
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ive done a lot of life drawing so the first things that spring to mind are:
Don't fall in to the trap of drawing things that aren't actually there. For example, lips and noses don't have a line defining them in real life, so try to suggest that line with a bit of shading instead. Your pics will look a lot better for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# What about Pete Burns' lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# They are off the scale
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# those were his lips?!?!? I thought they were those comedy jelly-sweet lips you get in pick and mix
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Yeah its alright.. not a bad job there mate.
The eyes need some work.. make them softer and smaller..

Also with your shading, to give a nice rounded and warmer feel, smudge the shaded area with your thumb.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# the
eyes are too big. you need to create the size of the eyes with the surrounding features and highlight effects rather than the overall outline of the eye

but good
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# DRAW SOMETHING FUNNY
or send it to fucking hart beat
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# But Tony Hart is dead!
YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I think it's Patrick Swayze in To Wong Fu, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar
Which is actually a great compliment
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I like this.
The eyes are a tad large, and possibly soften the jawline a little?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# or shorten the hair and you get david coulthard
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Kapow!
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# start with the proportions, you appear to be drawing things where you think they should be not where they actually are
She has a bigger forehead than you have drawn and her head is rotated down more. Start by roughly sketching the the shape and positions of the feautures before detailing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'm not brilliant at drawing either
I have just tried to develop my own style rather than accurately reproduce what I can see.

I think your drawing is really good, so practice is my only advice. The more practice you got the more your own style will evolve.

And the source pic....chili and curly kale is a good look!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# on the rhs where chin meets hair could be rounder
her hair doesn't actually stop dead before her parting, it's a bit fuzzy
i'm uncomfortable making these comments because my normal response to something this good would be "wooo! i wish i could draw like that"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Looks pretty good to me
The only helpful advice I can suggest is the jaw line looks a little too angular so makes it seem more masculine.

But getting a picture to look like who it is supposed to is a problem I am familiar with as demonstrated below:

source
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm. Shirley........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I am serious
and don't call me Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *b'dum tsch*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# that is actually very good
some tips I've picked up over the years (not that I'm that good at it or anything)

1: draw what you see, not what you think you see: people tend to look at their subject for a few seconds then spend 20 mins rendering it on the paper. You should, infact spend more time looking at the subject than the paper, otherwise you are simply going on memory, rather than carefully interpreting the subject (there are arguments against this for various schools of art, but if you are going for accuracy....)

2) Practice, Practice Practice: the more you do, from life specifcally, the better. Even a few weeks spent in natural history museums, zoos, public places, just drawing from life and you'll see a difference.

3) Plan you picture first. Work out the basic distances, shapes, negative space etc. etc. If you get this wrong, then the picture will be wrong. Starting by drawing one eye perfectly, then doing an ear, then the mouth, the the jaw line, you WILL get it wrong unless you are amazing at drawing, or autistic.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *Takes notes*
that seems like pretty good advice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Why is there an octopus on her head?

It's not in the sauce
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# this is very good
your proportions need some work...

www.ratemydrawings.com/tutorials/portrait/1928-How_to_draw_Face_Proportions.html

not the best link but you'll get the gist :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I say we take off and smite the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Consummatum est, man! Consummatum est!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I heart Winny with all my heart.
SHE WAS DOING RESEARCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd watch this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] GODLY TOAST*!


*text on a stone tablet
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# blasphemy!
woo :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I'm a proper heathen, me :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] the god of SEO


Pearoast - and I compoed it too. so ner.
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# How do I pencil?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *ashamed that he laughed out loud to that*
;) *clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# but who could write the book before the book was written
I mean.. fuck!! Paradox city!

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ive been drawing on my screen, but photoshop isnt saving the file properly, and it's leaving a ghost image on my monitor...
what am I doing wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Move along, nothing to see here.

embiggenification.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Rubbish.
Do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# OK.
*goes off to do it again*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Seriously matey
How do you do these? Are they manipulations of original photos, or are they entirely fictitious?

Inkily-wired minds knead two no.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Well, they are
generated, tinkered with, lit, then rendered.
With some of the other ones, I may use a prebuilt model to save time after having built the environment, but these ^ ones are all from my own fair keyboard.

You can see when I've used a prebuilt, anyway.
Edit:
This, like the above is from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's even better.
You should have some form of gallery effort going on with these, they're amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# You're very kind to say so...
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Impressive
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Thanks!
*puts trousers back on*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Cheeky
Make sure you do your belt up also.

...Please tell me you're wearing a belt >_<
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# This is lully
Is this what goes on inside a mechanical pig?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# We can but only hope
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# MECHANICAL SAUSIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# It could well, be - I'll check with the authority on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# MOO


edit: erm, WHAT?

edit: wtf on a stick?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Holy moly....
*fears* BIG TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# * Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# *kills*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# konnichi wa. nomitai desu ka?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Um,
Possibly?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# christ almighty, how much does and MOT and service cost for that? :D
awesome wooful work sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# £3.50 to you, guv...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# If I pay by cash, will you drop the V.A.T.?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *tsk*
Alright, then....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Can you try a little harder to be crap
you're making me feel inadequate with your lovely renderings and stuff.

w,y,h
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D
I'm confused as to how to answer, as pretty much anything I say would sound arrogant.
I'll suffice with Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# That will suffice
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# This reminds me of Jet Set Radio Future.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What's that?
I rely on you to keep me up to date with stuff -or better informed, at the very least!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D
i can see at least five things which only have the purpose of going "toot toooot!" and blasting out steam.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'm getting rather keen on adding soundtracks to these...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I really like these images.
So much depth, they're fab. *clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Thank you, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# traced
WOO to the MAX
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Is she here?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# holy shit
it's the inside of a vespa!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
I think I know what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Why is it always massive robot cocks in your images?
PS: CWLOIOCOK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Best of all the masic robot cocks, don't you find?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# This reminds me of (the much-maligned) Alien 3, for some reason.
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Thank You!
I like Alien 3 as well - Archie recommended the directors cut, which is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# OH FUCK
That's good. O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Cheers BLD!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# very nice!
the finest pipefitters/tinkers this side of the balck hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Their call-out charges are phenomenal, too....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# astronomical!
sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Ha!
Walked into that one, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Her name is Nora and she appears...
...to be very bloody! Gadzooks that's shit 'ot is that sir!! *Biggest click this week* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I feel we should have a day especially put aside for the use of the word
"Gadzooks'!

Thanks, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# theees eees louuuverlllley
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# thhhhaaaannkkkk you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *sexes*
*hoping that some talent juice rubs off on me*

oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I say, young fellow me-lad!
*secretly enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Dåisy, dåisy...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *applauds*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *lauds*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *au*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# *s*
or something....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# **
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *uds*
EDIT: PISS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Haaaahahahahaha
*wees*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# *apps*?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *laudable*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# 'noons fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# 'noons, Young Sir!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Hahhahahahaha! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Haha!
And the Escher Ikea to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I just picked some random pics I could find
there's a LOT of very convincing fake IKEA instructions out there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I'm Åfräid I cån't let yöu dö thät Dåve
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# In all that red light.. wouldn't the instructions have a hint of red to them?
great image tho ! :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# That's a click!
Is that the crazy 3/2 prong optimacalical illusion thing there too?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! uttlery looney, yet completely brilliant :D
in other news, the box of blackberries I have for lunch has tiny little white insects running around in it.... What is more annoying was I hade eaten a berry before I noticed...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# eurgghh !
Now the insects will multiply inside your belly and slowly make their way to your brain and make you kill your entire family and anyone else that reminds you of them..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# WE ARE THE INSECTS. WE HAVE CONTROL OF THIS HOST. YOU WILL ALL SOON BE PART OF THE INSECT COLLECTIVE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# PROTECT THE HOST, PROTECT THE HOST...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# THE FUCKERS HAVE GOT STEVE..
its only a matter of time till they get us all..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# You should sue.
Remember - "Where there's blame there's a claim."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# don't call me Sue, I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Um ...
What have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# *opens door...checks to see if anyones about..............posts



......scuttles off shuts door........goes away and lurks again
(I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# looks like he's training for the boat race personally..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# MST3K-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# 8¬}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Air Hump !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ergh!
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I saw the peezy this morning
and still haven't got a fucking clue what its for
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I got given one for my birthday a few years ago.
I used it as a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# i thought it was one of those
"lady piss anywhere" things, but that doesn't explain why she's squatting over the toilet. makes no sense :S
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# The only reason I can come up with is not wanting to be heard pissing.
for the 100% mental.
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# "you may hear urine going into the toilet, this is normal"
ah i see
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# HE COMES...
...THREADRUSH.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Go on then...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# oooooh I like it !
*clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Ta muchly!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha been a while since he's popped up !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahhaha! superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# For all your horticultural soul-consuming needs!
In other news, this subthread inspired a new hat:
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Not seen any G20 lols yet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
this cup of tea is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

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