And rightly so.
All politicians are scum. This is scientific fact.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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Exactly
Where else can the inept expect to earn £100k p.a. + expenses?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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Spot on!
Wish the tax payer would pay for me to watch porn in my second home! I'd spank myself dry! LOLZ
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:02,
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Arf!
Needs more smutty film :D
Terrific video as well sir :D
EDIT: Are the cunts still allowed to claim expenses without receipts up to £250 or have they sorted that now?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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Terrific video as well sir :D
EDIT: Are the cunts still allowed to claim expenses without receipts up to £250 or have they sorted that now?
I think they're revising the amount down
but it seems everything is waived through anyway..
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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hahaha
excellent on both counts
I hate that fat tory
"you can't be sat on a train thinking are you going to make it or aren't you going to make it"
-Welcome to my world
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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I hate that fat tory
"you can't be sat on a train thinking are you going to make it or aren't you going to make it"
-Welcome to my world
"Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off of my bench, before I pump your guts full of lead!"
heheheh, woo sir, VERY woo!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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My sister, until she was about 18,
thought that said "punch your guts to the left".
I like the idea of punching someone so hard they become egalitarian.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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I like the idea of punching someone so hard they become egalitarian.
Ha ha ha!
The possibilities are endless.
I was down the pub the other night, and I punched this fella so hard at closing time he became a progressive liberal. Weird.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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I was down the pub the other night, and I punched this fella so hard at closing time he became a progressive liberal. Weird.
My sister is an idiot.
And she is a teacher now too. I fear for the future of kids in South Norwood.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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woah
I was just looking at sauce images for this and thought it wont be worth it cos BBO will post something smart and brilliant and here it is.
still if you were married to her I bet you'd download porn too...
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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still if you were married to her I bet you'd download porn too...
heheh
while repeating "At least I'm not married to Blears. At least I'm not married to Blears."
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:03,
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I married Teresa May once.
Sadly it was the politician and not the glamour model....
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05,
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perhaps ill make some
Jacqui Smith keyrings - enough room for every front door key she claims on
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05,
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yer
she'll be proposing a 'front door key' database next
to fight terrorism an that
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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to fight terrorism an that
Ha ha ha!
And when she is forced to resign from the cabinet, you can use them as life size replicas of the London Eye. No Lose scenario!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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Ha ha ha ha!
I pay my taxes so Jacqui Smith's husband can have a wank.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:03,
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Why can't he just download it off the internet
like everyone else? Lazy bugger.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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^this
only someone over the age of 40 would make such an elementary mistake
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:17,
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I'm going to start to claim mine back on my tax form
what's the going rate?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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That MP is my MP.
And in reality he's pretty much been worth the money that's been spent on him.
Value for money is fine. He's played by the current rules and more power to him.
The people who are taking money and doing fuck all for their constituency is another matter.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:12,
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Value for money is fine. He's played by the current rules and more power to him.
The people who are taking money and doing fuck all for their constituency is another matter.
artfully done
also - in a similar vein
www.b3ta.com/board/9321998
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:06,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9321998
Look no further than the title
Only madness awaits you further down that road
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49,
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What the fuck? LOL
Those disco lights need a kick to get them going again.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49,
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Nope
It's a friend of mine, he's going to 'kin kill me for this
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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he hasn't got a stitch to wear
but it hasn't put him off going out tonight
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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I bet
that somewhere there is a parallel universe where the sight of a mostly nude manikin of Saddam comforting a similarly mostly nude The Hoff atop a tin of Quality Street in a disco is the most natural thing in the world
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52,
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What it always reminds me of...
img21.imageshack.us/img21/8674/warburton.gif
File size argle bargle.
pea from last night. Need to find out if the joke fails or if the lack of response was due to bad timing.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:38,
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File size argle bargle.
pea from last night. Need to find out if the joke fails or if the lack of response was due to bad timing.
You'll get responses now
Not very polite ones though.
Token repost!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:40,
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Token repost!
aaaaaaaaaaaawww!!
musical animals are brill :D
Click for bigger (43 kb)
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52,
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Click for bigger (43 kb)
I think the phrase 'pea from last night' may define the response
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:40,
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okay.
But I can't delete the thread now. Oh what a wicked web we weave.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:42,
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why not? its never too late to save someone from an oversized animated gif
sod the people who think losing their replies of "you shouldn't repost" is a fate worse than death
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:47,
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save me from the kilobytes!
they're inside the house!
oh god hurry i think one of them ha
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:50,
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oh god hurry i think one of them ha
They're changing guards at Buckingham Palace.
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:41,
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I thought she went down on hin the saucy minx.
'ningles teh Wow. How are thangs in Wowsville?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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Ugh. That's how.
Anyway, nice to see you all, I'm off now. Bye.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:48,
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Reposting is like
shagging your dead nan
most considerate it undesirable and not right. Are you a nan shagger?
Edit altho it is rather good and made me laugh.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:42,
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most considerate it undesirable and not right. Are you a nan shagger?
Edit altho it is rather good and made me laugh.
"Nobody gave a fuck for my image last night
so that makes it OK for me to ignore courtesy and post it again".
Is that what you are trying to say?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:43,
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Is that what you are trying to say?
Ok here's the response I would have given last night
had I been around for its first airing.
That appears to be nonsensical bandwidth rape.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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That appears to be nonsensical bandwidth rape.
This is far and away compensation
for the hour the govenment stole from me this weekend.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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it's a pea, it's almost half a meg
and I have no idea who Jonathan Warburton is.
swap it for a picture of a kitten and you'll redeem yourself
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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swap it for a picture of a kitten and you'll redeem yourself
hahahhahaha! I though the same thing when I saw their car for the first time...
"Woah, lay off the fluorescent markers, Brawn!"
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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dos chips por favor
it says
I am not the devil
I am marzipan
you sing it to the tune of La Bamba
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:39,
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I am not the devil
I am marzipan
you sing it to the tune of La Bamba
SOOOOOOOOOOY MAAAZAPAAAAN
I'M EL DIABLO BABY
SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:42,
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SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME
Yes I was confused
they said someone called button one a race but it was clearly Chris Martin from Coldplay.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:41,
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I knew if I waited long enough
I'd get a chance to repost this.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49,
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I'd get a chance to repost this.
Arf!
Although I do officially think that all Grands Prix should henceforth be run in late afternoon/early evening. The Aussie one was a 90 minute tribute to shade effects and LENNNNNNNS FLAAAAARE!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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I read that as shada effects and though,
I saw no dancing kittens!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:01,
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hahaha Great!
That frog's teething and has been taken on the 'Fingertip Ride Of Death' to take his mind off it.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:37,
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I'd rather watch that than PaedoGirl and Hornblower cavorting about.
*hasn't seen the actual movie in question*
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:17,
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Alba. Body of a woman, face of a 5 year old girl with a smacked arse.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:21,
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I'd not, I'd feel duty bound to add myself to some sort of register.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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I was about to say how utterly rubbish that is
and how gorgeous Ms Alba is, but then I did a google image search and I realised she does have a touch of the babyface to her.
Still lully though.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24,
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Still lully though.
Not my type, maybe that's why all I see is an extremely expensive little girl.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:25,
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someone pointed out she looks very similar to my sister.
now I can't "unsee" and that was the end of that.
So she's a wouldn't.
*shiver*
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:27,
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So she's a wouldn't.
*shiver*
Its always a shock to find out you're a peado.
I didn't even know. I just thought fantastic 4 was a crap film. It turns out it's nonce fodder.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:27,
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I'm planning to have judged all the online b3tans by 1pm.
Paedophiles, Nazis and pansies. Hmm.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:27,
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Tuesday afternoon draw off, pick from these 80s TV titles - ONLY if you are taking part please
Tuesday 31st March 2009 3pm Draw Off poll -
And the winner for this week is:
MONKEY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_(TV_series)
Happy Drawing, see you at 3pm tomorrow, all posts in the thread that appears. Ta
RULES type things - The Draw-off is a fun community art thing, no prizes, no nothing.
Draw what is picked in this poll, then post it in the thread that appears at the designated time.
You do not have to "draw", you can photoshop, animate, sculpt, whatever.
A Calendar entry will appear stating time and subject each week.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:00,
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Tuesday 31st March 2009 3pm Draw Off poll -
And the winner for this week is:
MONKEY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_(TV_series)
Happy Drawing, see you at 3pm tomorrow, all posts in the thread that appears. Ta
RULES type things - The Draw-off is a fun community art thing, no prizes, no nothing.
Draw what is picked in this poll, then post it in the thread that appears at the designated time.
You do not have to "draw", you can photoshop, animate, sculpt, whatever.
A Calendar entry will appear stating time and subject each week.
I never watched Monkey :(
I feel I missed out on an important part of my childhood
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:04,
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I have the complete boxset
slowly slowly working my way through it.
it being about 36 hours long I really want to try at some point to do it in one sitting :D
EDIT: also when is b3ta towers going to correct the timeages on the board?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:10,
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it being about 36 hours long I really want to try at some point to do it in one sitting :D
EDIT: also when is b3ta towers going to correct the timeages on the board?
I enjoy the first episode I watch when I watch it
but after that it's just watching shit for shit's sake. I've got House boxsets to be watching.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:20,
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never got into house.
then again I've never tried.
The best boxsets are the Arrested Development ones.
me likey that a lot.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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The best boxsets are the Arrested Development ones.
me likey that a lot.
You sir,
are a man of impeccable taste! Arrested Developmet was brilliant!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:37,
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:D
after my incredible performance last week I will be trying to put something into this draw off...
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02,
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I can't guarantee I'll be joining in, it's 10pm and I have a job interview at 9 tomorrow
I would like to click on hitch hikers guide to the galaxy if that counts for anything
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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this is happening tomorrow arvo pommytime?
Hell yeah ZAPHOD!!!
edit: sorry I presume I can get a proxy again...
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:07,
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edit: sorry I presume I can get a proxy again...
yeah, send it over and I'll post it
although Zaphod is in second place at the mo
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24,
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:( that just means I'll have to incorporate the silly monkey nit into a hitchhikers drawing...
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:32,
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Monkey Fucking Magic
Born from an egg on a mountain top, the punkiest Monkey that ever popped,
He knew every magic trick under the sun, to tease the gods and everyone can have some fun
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:08,
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He knew every magic trick under the sun, to tease the gods and everyone can have some fun
For a second there you scared the crap out of me by making me think it was Tuesday
I will not be able to participate tomorrow :(
but I might try and draw something this evening anyway
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:13,
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but I might try and draw something this evening anyway
I won't be joining in, I have work to do.
If I were voting though, I'd vote Hitchhikers.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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choices are
Hitchhikers GTTG
Captain Pugwash
Monkey
Wacky Races
Magic Ruondabout
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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Captain Pugwash
Monkey
Wacky Races
Magic Ruondabout
hey h'toast
thanks for hosting these events, last week was fantastic!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24,
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Nae bother about 4
I didn't realise we had a whole day to do it :)
Also, Hitch-hikers ftw
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24,
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Also, Hitch-hikers ftw
'k cheers fella
yeah I've buckled, none of the excitement and mad rushing any more, B3ta Draw Off, now in middle age ;)
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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Yeah... any old how, as far as I know...
Plus, since there are no prizes on offer, only kudos, no-ones gonna stop you shopping a picture of your cock and submitting it.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52,
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although stuff like that was what killed the draw off last time
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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Oh yeah...
I was in no way suggesting people should.
Just that the forum police won't stop you if you do.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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Just that the forum police won't stop you if you do.
HAHAHA!
Mein Kampf was actually about Hitler's struggle with Sudoku puzzles.
trufax
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:59,
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trufax
:D
I've never understood why people want to do Sudoku. What's the attraction?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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Same reason people play solitaire I suppose. It would be quicker to roll a dice and say "If it's even, I win". Saves hours, letting you get back to the work you're actually meant to be doing.
Edit: Of course, Sudoku has it's uses. I fondly remember the day our manager picked up my paper in the breakroom (whilst having his lunch in the staffroom - way to ruin our break, fuckwad) and declared he could do the puzzle within twenty minutes (or something like that). Now this was the guardian one, not the easiest level but certainly not the hardest.
Some fifty minutes later, he's still struggling; as are we but for different reasons (trying not to break out in laughter). He eventually gives up, apparently hoping we won't notice his distinctly uncompleted puzzle.
So thankyou sudoku, for publically illustrating his limitations, giving us another chuckle at the bosses expense; and reminding him why there's a custom that bosses stay out the rank-and-file breakroom.
Perhaps if it had been based on gambling odds he'd have done better; he could have simply imagined himself misappropriating money from the 'staff fund' or 'lost and found'(again) to finance his chronic gambling problem. But that's a tale for another time.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:38,
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Edit: Of course, Sudoku has it's uses. I fondly remember the day our manager picked up my paper in the breakroom (whilst having his lunch in the staffroom - way to ruin our break, fuckwad) and declared he could do the puzzle within twenty minutes (or something like that). Now this was the guardian one, not the easiest level but certainly not the hardest.
Some fifty minutes later, he's still struggling; as are we but for different reasons (trying not to break out in laughter). He eventually gives up, apparently hoping we won't notice his distinctly uncompleted puzzle.
So thankyou sudoku, for publically illustrating his limitations, giving us another chuckle at the bosses expense; and reminding him why there's a custom that bosses stay out the rank-and-file breakroom.
Perhaps if it had been based on gambling odds he'd have done better; he could have simply imagined himself misappropriating money from the 'staff fund' or 'lost and found'(again) to finance his chronic gambling problem. But that's a tale for another time.
Hahahaha yes
make sure to pronounce that cay-sa-dill-la
and also: good morn
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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and also: good morn
I think just lightly grilled is best
Doing it that way retains some of the juices
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52,
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mmmm baby-juice
(this conversation could start to go very wrong)
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:53,
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only if you try to fuck the dead cooked baby.
else it's fine. just eating them is fine.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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if you're going to do that
you should let it cool first... otherwise you'll burn you knob... unless you like that sort of thing then go for it.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58,
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perhaps you could use a heat retardant sheath
sort of like an oven glove condom
*markets*
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02,
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*markets*
well
if you think it through - you still want to be able to feel some heat... it's a very complicated problem.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:03,
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I believe start is the wrong word...
continue maybe more suitable :P
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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No it's not
Anyone who thinks guacamole is just mushy avocado has never had real guacamole before. I feel sorry for your lots.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58,
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I make my own guacamole
I simply mean that it is a green gloop that accompanies a traditional dish.
proper guacamole with lottttttts of lime
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02,
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proper guacamole with lottttttts of lime
you are all so wrong
what's not to like - avocado? Good. Lime? Good... chillies, tomatoes, coriander? Good
... maybe I'm not making it right
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:00,
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... maybe I'm not making it right
"I ATE A BABY! THE OTHER - OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
/fatbastard_blog
christ almighty, I'm hungry...
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52,
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christ almighty, I'm hungry...
Hahaha
That made me laugh for reasons that are unclear to me at this time :)
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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Ooo-eer, forgive me sweet Jesus, I think I just killed that poor doctor?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:42,
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I'm sure his gurning fizog is on a facebook advert
very good.
same bloke?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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same bloke?
I've had this in my head for aaaaaages
at least it has come out in time for some alliteration :D
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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he is a dear isn't he
a savage little beastie, but never will you see a cuter thing go for your jugular. Saying that.. you probably wont see anything else after then either.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:36,
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ha ha ha
I'm glad the government is FINALLY spending some of my hard earned tax dollars on Porn like I keep telling them to.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:27,
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Supporting the struggling adult erotica industry
Just hoping the films were British-made, or it's a whole new scandal!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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:D
the porno industry in the UK is probably worth about as much as the financial services industries now anyway
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:45,
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You know the main difference between porn and financial services?
One is a bunch of people getting screwed catering to w*nkers.
The other is a bunch of w*nkers catering to people getting screwed.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:16,
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The other is a bunch of w*nkers catering to people getting screwed.
Hahahahaha! I love the way the husband has publically apologised... As if he did that voluntarily :D
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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I love the way she blamed him
For her putting in an expenses claim for Sky TV...
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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we are witnessing the final death throws
of a government on the way out...
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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..to be replaced
by an even more right-wing government, who will screw the poor even further, pander to the rich and (like Smith) claim expenses on their TV package despite earning over 100k a year?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:39,
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I agree completely
despite his inability to garner any confidence with the public or the establishment or international leaders, I think Mr. Brown is probably much better placed to get us through this economic mess than Davey C et al.
there's no denying it - when the people in power start doing things like this it means they think they're on the way out and when the press start reporting it it means they think they're on the way out...
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:42,
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there's no denying it - when the people in power start doing things like this it means they think they're on the way out and when the press start reporting it it means they think they're on the way out...
*goes into politics overdrive*
IMO, neither party are qualified to get us out of this mess. They've been following the Thatcherite shining path for 25-odd years now and this is the result.
We need to rebuild the economy in a way that factors in morality and sustainability, rather than just the blind pursuit of profit. But politicians from both sides of the house are so used to kissing the arses of the super rich that they haven't a clue what to do now.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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We need to rebuild the economy in a way that factors in morality and sustainability, rather than just the blind pursuit of profit. But politicians from both sides of the house are so used to kissing the arses of the super rich that they haven't a clue what to do now.
it must have something to do
with the brand of toilet paper super rich people can afford!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52,
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I'm surprised he hasn't been told to say that
he has an addiction or a problem or something ... like musicians who are being treated for an addiction to "pain killers" - fuck off - you're a jakey cunt who can play the guitar!
/rambling impotent rage
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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/rambling impotent rage
doubtless
... isn't Michael Douglas addicted to sex or something... it's a real problem.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:39,
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wrong sounding muppets!
"... would you like some spaghetti? That's like my speciality and junk..."
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:25,
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they had the 100th episode on BBC3 last night
I'd not seen it before - I fucking hate clip shows but that was a pretty good effort.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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i'd like you fit custard ingestion
into your equation otherwise this is an over simplification
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:26,
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you could kill more hookers
if you weren't stuffing you cat with demons!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:57,
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Naaa
I've just rented this cheap, newly vacated 'lock up' in Austria to keep them in.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:58,
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pffffffffft!
actually, the answer is two to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb, and 20 more to sit there and lick their own arses.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:52,
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Plus the additional two field workers to drag the poo into your shoe.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:57,
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cats are like mini tardises
you can fit several oodles in I think
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:53,
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ha ha ha
the idea of a "mini" tardis is brilliantly pointless.
:)
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:56,
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:)
obviously i was talking about frontage
and not capacity....you never see Dr Who materialising under a table, as his tardis is not mini enough
;P
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:00,
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;P
hahaha
"Shit, we've dematerialised behind the skirting board again"
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:01,
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I just like the idea of Dr Who travelling around in
like a coffin or something -- because it doesn't matter what size it in on the outside...
this coffin just turns up lots of places and then a troupe of playboy bunnies get in and it zips off again
:)
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:27,
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this coffin just turns up lots of places and then a troupe of playboy bunnies get in and it zips off again
:)
what actually is an oodle (aside from a noddle with an N deficiancy)?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:06,
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dictionary.reference.com/search?q=oodles
It is also the cumputer of choice of the Ood from Dr. Who.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:08,
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It is also the cumputer of choice of the Ood from Dr. Who.
ah, I assumed you all weren't using that definition, and it was something else altogether.
damn me and my assumption that everything has to be complicated!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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I have one of that breed...
But I think he's got a digestive problem.
Sound effect: www.wavsource.com/snds_2009-03-29_806540804492776/sfx/honk_x.wav
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:56,
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Sound effect: www.wavsource.com/snds_2009-03-29_806540804492776/sfx/honk_x.wav
this is how Goering had the Final Solution explained to him
not the sharpest tool in the Nazi box
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:57,
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well,
with the tail in that position, its almost a given that parpage will result.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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God, I thought it was a
wangernumb!
I'm so rubbish at that game. :(
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:58,
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I'm so rubbish at that game. :(
I'm going by the Third Issue rulebook of the Home edition
Volume 10, page 32, if you want to check.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:02,
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The entire A&J Show catelog is on 4OD :D
I am working my way through them. I forgot how old they are now!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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Can I ask you...
Why didn't you play your green Quizzlechance?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:13,
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I don't even know where to begin explaining where you've gone wrong here.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:47,
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Ah.
I didn't have that on my list. I have much to learn.
Also - Ning!
And now I have to go to Ikea.
Goodbye.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:52,
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Also - Ning!
And now I have to go to Ikea.
Goodbye.
what's happened to the goat?
wasn't he all nice and doing the B3ta book thing or was that someone else?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:44,
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Naa.
gone but not forgotten.
EDIT: To answer your question. THe last time he was on was 19/11/08 (but he didn't like it).
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:45,
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EDIT: To answer your question. THe last time he was on was 19/11/08 (but he didn't like it).
He posted on it.
Merely that.
EDIT: God, that makes me sound vindictive, doesn't it?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:00,
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EDIT: God, that makes me sound vindictive, doesn't it?
I just got a letter from Lloyds
Telling me that, since I haven't used all my overdraft limit recently, they're reducing the limit. Why? Probably so, if I do in future go overdrawn, they have a better chance of charging me. I can't see how it would affect my account in any way to leave it the way it was.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:49,
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bunch of twunts
... I thought we owned all of the banks now anyway? Shouldn't they be being nicer to us?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:52,
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They're too busy sending me offers of loans
I DO NOT WANT A LOAN.
If I want a loan, I'll ask them about it.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:54,
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If I want a loan, I'll ask them about it.
Tell them if they give you your overdraft back you won't need a loan
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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no they're still being wankers
and lloyds are especially a shower of bastards
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:58,
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my brother in law works at lloyds
And he tells me how cuntish they are.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:08,
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I'm really surprised he hasn't kicked the proverbial bucket with cirrhosis of the liver, yet....
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