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sorry for the seams

and the geek joke (did i get the binary right?)

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bounder not here that often, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)

Not familiar with the movie

but I'm guessing 17 again?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)

You didn't just make that joke.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)

*teenage spluffs*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)

^ this

still remember her running naked down the beach in "the tempest". the english teacher didn't know it was a "modern" adaptation.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)

Naa her get up in Blade Runner always did it for me.

Either that of Star from Lost Boys:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

pfft.

most of the long shot work was a bloke in a leotard.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

Good fact

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

I'm geeky enough

to watch the DVD extras. Can't recall if that's in the Directors cut set or the final cut set but there is a really interesting piece about Roy Ogata flinging himself around for hours just to get the Pris death scene.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)

THAT'S JUST EXTRA HOTT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)

How you dooin'?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)

Am I the only one who lusted over Sean Young?

Rachel was heartbreakingly gorgeous.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)

she was, yes.

although, as a robot (or not a robot) she was quite, well, wooden.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

To be fair, she was having to put up with Han's legendary breath...

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)

No.

I have had a thing for Sean Young for as long as I can remember. Beautiful woman. Which Daryl Hannah, whilst striking, certainly is not.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

I always knew I liked you.

Couldn't have put my finger on why, before now.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)

Sean Young is one woman I would marry in a moment!

Even though she has the same first name as me which is a little unsettling.

I bought my own copy of Stripes on DVD and was utterly delighted to discover that the more lovely of the two young ladies in that film is Sean Young (looking very nice in a fitting MPs uniform (in her first acting role!))!

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Ratsta, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

there are 10 kinds of people in this world

those that understand binary, and those that don't.

*runs*

(bobming, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)

There are three sorts of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can't.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

There are two kinds of people in this world:

1. Those who start their arrays with 1
1. Those who start their arrays with 0

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

Hahaha

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

And I don't see no zeroes on you boy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

haha

(bobming, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)

And functional programmers, who just use lambdas, maps and arcane type systems.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

Waaa, you ruined my joke

Waaaa

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)

:( sorry

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

They don't count.

Bum-tish.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)

Pffft!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

Ahaa!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

there are two kinds of people

those that can easily be categorised into groups
and those that can't

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

There are two kinds of set

sets that contain themselves, and sets that don't contain themselves

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)

Uh-oh.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

winner.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)

There are two kinds of people in the world

People you categorise second, and people you categorise first.

(Neville Squamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

i like seams!

this isn't worth its own thread so I'll drop it here:

(bobming, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)

hahaha

I would have paid to see that!

little know riverghosty fact. My godfather once played the Childcatcher. Probably not his finest hour:P

EDIT: The kid on the right is shouting, 'Milky bars are on me!'?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)

hahahaha, wonderful :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

yeah you got the binary right

16 8 4 2 1
1 0 0 0 1

edit: god that makes me sound a really nerdy geek, its only because I spent 2 years using it. Adding, subtracting and multiplying in binary as well. Hex can fuck right off :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

Eh, what? :)

Binary numbers don't have a position for a boolean value to express whether to add zero to the number or not.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)

umm

I think you mean 10001.0, i.e. 17.0

oh, and woo!

(ms, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

Does the final zero represent the position for one half, then?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

yup, divide by 2 for each column


|    2 |    1 |  1/2 |  1/4 |  1/8 | 1/16 | 1/32 | 1/64 |
|    1 |    1 |    0 |    0 |    1 |    0 |    0 |    1 |

(ms, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

^ What they said

And also, what would a zero column mean?
100011 = 16 + 1 + 0 = 17
100010 = 16 + 1 = 17

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

I think

it would be the difference between 0.99999999999999999999999... and 1.

(ms, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

I don't even want to begin on that argument

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

That's another joke, isn't it, because they're the same.

I knew that.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)

Don't ask me, that is was we got told

That is what happens when your lecturera tells you that he fucking hates you because you aren't doing a levels

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

~~you aren't~~ he isn't

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)

Has anyone really been as even decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

Uh...

word salad?

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

Yes. I would have to say : yes.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)

er,

No, probably not.

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bounder not here that often, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

Boulevard of broken dreams, Shirley?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)

to potential buyers it's still a dream,

a dream not yet broken by that cruel mistress, Reality

and my name's not Shirley, it's Gladys

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)

Sorry

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

*smooch*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

shirley there should be a for sale sign outside

fucking foxtons cunts

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)

what's wrong with Foxtons?

admittedly they are no Knight Frank but they are much like any other agent. Oh I see.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

haha

cunts, the lot of us

us them

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

None can hope to be as awesome as

Hotblack Desiato

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

I always liked

Faron Sutaria just for having an awesome name.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)

Was Faron Sutaria awesome enough to make it into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Thought not.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)

There was a branch of that down the end of my road.

The name featured in a H2G2 book, I think.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ah yes, the rockstar dead for tax reasons in Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

With the spaceship that was completely black, with black controls :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)

Looks like a fish, moves like a fish,

steers like a cow.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

hahaha

:-)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

haha - ace!

("The Laminated Book of Dreams - to catch the Tears of Joy!")

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

Clean . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

Drawings should know their place.

'Ning.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)

Hahahaha

'nong.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)

Needs more bonging cows:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)

YES!

I should have thought of this years ago :D

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)

ha! this is very geeky. I like this.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)

It's possibly my best image

I don't make much

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)

a sub-thread *click*

is fully justified in this case

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

That's so much woo that it totally drowns out my yays.

/plots your demise...

(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)

hahaha!

nice expression

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

Heh-heh.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)

you tell 'em! :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hahahaha

I wish my pictures talked to me.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

haha

excellent

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)

:D that'll learn 'im

good on you

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)

Bad hair day?

I corrupted the fire alarm sign at my office with this witty interpretation. That was three years ago and it's still there.
(I don't think anyone's needed to call the hair police in all that time).

(Filthio, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)

Fast hair dryer !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

did it burn your neck?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

Is it 3rd degree red yet ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

Yes

but I got a cream.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)

Did the puctuation police come round?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

I see no punctuation problems, officer.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

I do.:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)

I can only see errors in your post :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)

pedant:P

Well if you're going to use a question mark in the first instance, you may as well use a full stop at the end.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)

People in glass houses, buddy

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)

Apologies for wrongness

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)

Traditional b3ta-ness!!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

There's something to be said for great traditions like magenta.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)

pffft!

zombiekids are mesmerised by giant spluffing dinocock.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)

jesus christ

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)

What wrong about

a giant purple penis with teeth ejaculating over a bunch of pre-teens with no fashion sense who couldn't dance to save their pathetic lives?

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Ratsta, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)

The bit about the teeth

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)

Nothing, I was apologising about the distorted background.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)

Passing out vanilla droplettes to the kiddies . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)

From his big magenta goody sacks

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)

Well, those kids certainly got their scrotum quotum

*TOP CDC-age AWARD*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)

Yay! I won an award!

Cheers :D

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)

Hahahahahahahhahahahh

Stop the internet.
We have a winner!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)

This is, technically, illegal in the UK :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

I don't see how -

it's a crudely-drawn cock and no way mistakable for porn.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

HAHAHAAH!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

This is ace.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

Fuckin hell!!!!

Hahahaha!!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)

Excellent!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ahahahaha!

blammo!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)

i love you

you loved all over me

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)

That

is amazing

Utter skillZ!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha!

: D

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--- ---, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

Truly a thing of beauty.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

pffft

the kids slow and pained movement makes it all the more disturbing

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

Spored

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)

Spikey

And time for Stewart Lee!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)

Is the little hand on the biggun ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

It's just the way I'm sitting

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

Oh shit! I'll catch it on iPlayer.

Argumental is on Dave.

EDIT: Ooops. Image woo too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

No prob . . . I like the Guide !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)

I have a brownie locked in my basement.

Hmm. Maybe I've said too much.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)

Right . . . it's best to keep'm guessing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)

Yeah I was expecting something different from bob a 'job week.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

Stewarty

And time for Spike Lee!

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Ratsta, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)

Yikes . . . Spikes On !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)

I really don't want to get caught up in there

with my sex cock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)

But . . . it hasn't grown teefs yet . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)

this is mesmerising

great stuff :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)

I must confess . . . I'm hooked !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)

Ooh! Lovley

Does it tile?

/Curious

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)

Only the inner parts . . . which are apart from the main part . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

I can't stop watching this!

Woo

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)

Melts in the eyes . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)

Youre animations are always incredible

You will have to do a Catnipp-style tutorial some day.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

Hahahaha . . . Oi Vey !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)

Poke it!!

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)

awwwww :)

I was also expecting a jet of piss to come out of the little fellow as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)

from his eyes

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)

I was expecting a big mouth with pointy teeth to take his finger off

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)

haha :D

i'd like to have one of those things as a pet

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)

He is really cute

I've had the little blighter on my drive for ages, just not known what to do with it.
If in doubt, poke it.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

That's a motto to live by, sir

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)

Hahaha

Been passed down for generations.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)

That's not how you poke it!

Compo it!

* Is this weeks comp still on or are we all board of it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

There's a comp?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)

It genuinely took me about fifteen seconds of brain-racking to remember what it was.

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)

This ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)

Yays for standard b3ta images!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)

Im afraid not :(

Oh, it's last years

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)

Yes

Yes it is:P

Less mimes in this years. But a TuTT monster.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)

Hahaha! Yes! Hooray for TuTT

and subtle shark/helicopter/bridge

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)

I just seen her jump out of a plane!!!

The mad mare!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)

I've done 6 tandems and 14 solos*:P

*is not talking about wanking.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)

about

14 static line and 3 solo freefall.

evening b3ta.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

I've put a fruit pastel on my mouth with out chewing!

I've even done one of those challanges where you got gomdies of you did in the 80's.
I put it on my mouth, spat it out and claimed my prize.

EDIT: You'll like my new Death Knight's name. OohBunnies.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

I've been off for ages

but I'm back in London and will most likely be bored this week at some point so may well get some play in on your server and catch up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

Yays

we can braid each others hair!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)

Bragger

I did one tandem jump.
I love freefalling but hate the parachute opening Health and Safety nonsense.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)

They fucked my first induction.

Never told me that they unclipped the bottom two clips. I actually held myself up on the armstraps for the rest of the fall. My buddy was a cunt too. He was pissed off at being paired with me as I was much taller so did about five flips out of the plane and corkscrewed for about a minute.
Having used all my strength up holding myself up, my feet landed before him and a skidded face first aling a field full of sheep and lhama shit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)

poor little fellow he's so shocked by this poking

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

only when he falls asleep on his Oboe

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)

brilliant

proper laughs and everything :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

Thanks

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)

Arf :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)

Time for a little poker !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)

Yays

And yays for Roland from Grange HIll being in the background!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)

How big is that thing???

Or is Beadle poking it?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)

Its the hand of a thalidomide child

Thats why there's not much arm.

*goes straight to hell*

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)

Yeah,

wake up ya lazy bugger!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)

wh...?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)

Good Lord

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)

Tony Harrison with lazorz!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)

"You muppet! I've just got 3 crates of poppers in!"

"AND Mrs. Harrison is away for the weekend! Recovery Monday!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)

Well, that saves me having to make a suitable comment :)

TJ : Oh gods, Fark's discovered the bus sign maker.
www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4298107

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

GIRLY MAN

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

Soup herb

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)

I wonder

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)

Aces :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)

Needs more cunt cat

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)

That is hammer cat, not cunt cat

Cunt cat was a lot more sinister :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)

they're both bastards

i like cats but cats don't seem to like me

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)

FUCK YES

HAMMER DOWN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)

this is irrelevant

but Bob Dylan played a song from the 30s 0r 40s last week the chorus of which was "Honey, fetch the hammer, there's a fly on Baby's head". So, there was The Ramones inspiration!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)

WITH A BASEBALL BAT?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)

*feels the pressing urge to join in*

/ac

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

I bet your hatstand wouldn't even hold hats.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

Your surfin' buddy is on the job . . . training !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)

'E MUST BE ZE 'EAD WAITERR

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)

clicks

always clicks when its WM tiem

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)

ever been done?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

Never understood why he didn't just go to a hotel.

What an idiot.

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

He'd get seen and caught.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

Probably the thrill of it.

The muppet.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

Are you implying he is a paedophile then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

that was the idea behind it

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)

So how is he a paedophile?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

well i don't actually think he really is

it seemed amusing in my head, then again most things do

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)

This is B3ta...

...so unless the site gets sued, you get away with whatever you want.

But whatever Hugh has done, he's a really nice guy in person and I can't imagine him doing a kid. I'm just saying.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)

"About a black hooker"

Wouldn't fit in the space!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)

Well if she'll fit in the front of a car...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)

Or the boot...

OH NO I DI'NT!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)

lol

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)

We''l be hearing a lot from these I reckon

EDIT: Try again now it doesn't stick on the last frame!

De-RIS: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuity_Irish_Republican_Army

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

pffffffft!

nicely

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

Racist.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

I think they should shoot people assoiated with terrorism

...like all them ira spokes people... BAM - we do not tolerate terrorism! yeah! *sharpens a pointy stick*
~~edit : your loop is broken... use the edit - do not delete~~

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

Shin faiiirn is uh luh-jit-ee-mut puliticul purrrty

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

...whut?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)

/attempt at phoneticising Gerry Adams blog

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)

...oh right

whut?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)

V link down there.

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)

Death to all extremists!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

nice work :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

RIS?

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

It's supposed to looooooop hang on hang on

EDIT: Fixed

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

Aceness!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

Racist.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)

hahaha

he said hosility

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)

He has a lisp

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)

New! Horse sausages! Mmmmmmm

They'll sell like hot* cakes

*hot in the sense of radioactive

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)

OH HAI POPULAR HORSE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely done :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

you have combined two of my favourite things in the world

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

you should go to France.

you'd love it

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

This sausage looks suspiciously like a horses's thingy.

That's because it is!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

some kid burnt my neck

i didn't like it
edit : just don't order "steak tartar" ...raw mince beef!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

ha! that works very well :) Also, thankyou, I was worried about the possibility of radiation from the horsausage.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

oooo makes me want a few shaws sausies yum yum

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

taste like kebabs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

Yummy yummy yummy

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

I've gone off sausages just lately

Nice work :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

wonderful :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

Horsages!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

the best of all the sausages

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

Getting hungry now...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

hahaha :D

what the christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)

i now understand where the term "sausage jockey" comes from

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)

sCABBY HORSE i WOULD NOT EAT

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)

bindun?

click for bigger 260

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yup, in Austria, over the past 30 odd years

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

Wouldn't - Wouldn't - Wooo Nelly!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

That fucking kid ruined what was already a pretty mediocre film.

She just screamed for two hours.

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

so like the recent King Kong, except that was just completely shit

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)

And the son went into an explosion

And ended up at their grandparents.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)

totally this

also I dislike the cruise at the best of times so it wasn't a great film.

the tripods were pretty cool.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)

Now also available in Italy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

Is this a scene from Harry potter?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

YOU'RE A WIZZZARD, FRIZL!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

in other news...

I found myself running over a small child....rens toy where I'd normally drive around it, yeah thats what 4x4 is for! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

War of the Worlds

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

i've got the original cassette from the film...

i occasionally listen to it, can't say i've watched the film

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

It's plop.

I quite liked the scary 'HOOOOOOOOT' noise the tripods make, though.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

UUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

is the only noise a tripod should ever make.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

^this

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Ratsta, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)

Fritzl is bill from left 4 dead

aicmfp

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)

ive yet to play left 4 dead,looks like good craic

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)

its fucking awesome

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

bloody exoplanetary species!

coming to our planet!

messing with our way of cellar based incest!

no good will come of it! you mark my words :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

For some reason you have reminded me of the odd cartoon called 'Squidbillies'

that's shown on bravo occasionally.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

lol,fritzel

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMBDr_WBRh8&feature=PlayList&p=8750DEC187E3F7BD&index=0&playnext=1

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

Haha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

NICELY!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)

Velociraptor stole my bike

click for mediocerer (600k)

.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

ha ha ha

Loving this :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

Needs more Gordi ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)

Hahaha

at least this one has 56 layers and 10 frames

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

The bastard!

*shakes fist*
He is ace.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

haha!

look at the joy on his face

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

Haha, clever girl

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

*chortle*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

I would of thought they would have been more of a mountain bike dinosaur

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

that fucking cunt!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

Raptor on a bike this is soupherby

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

Sex machines are NSFW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

:DD

*steals, tags a different name, saves for reposting later*

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yay to exersising animals!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

CHEDGE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)

them cunts have really sharp talons...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

I don't understand a word of what you just said

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)

translation!

"i like the pretty picture"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

Heh, guess noone here saw Napoleon Dynamite then

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

nope

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)

You're all missing out

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

Top stuff.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)

Another top mediocre post.

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

nice leg action :D

theiving bastards the lot of them

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

Power to the peddler !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)

I liked this so much I clicked the "I like this" thang

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)

I am very pleased to read this

cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)

Hahaha,

I demand this be fp'd now!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)

this image is full of joy and wonder

*click*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)

awesome

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)

lolotics

Morrisons

edit: looks like I picked the wrong time to play the lolotics card...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

Oh Hai Catnipppp ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

Not enough chemtrails...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

And M3e hasn't ramped up the saturation anywhere near enough.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

We're sheeple.

We shun saturation.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

saturation is filled with drugs that cause cancer

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

pfft

Is he doing the Fonz 'Eeeeeeeeh' there?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

stick it up his garry

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

I've managed to find a wychwood beer that I don't like

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

M3Essential, now.. tesco value catnipp

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

don't say that, it will anger angry wife and she will take it out on prick husband

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)

his 8 legs don't scare me, man

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

actually, re your links below, can you explain to me in more detail where the distinct differences are. Some idiot friend' of mine keeps sending me pictures of Obama saluting Russian crowds and dressed in communist attire and I sincerely would like to point out the differences to him if you can clearly state them. Thanks in advance.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

it's simple comrade

in capitalism, man exploits man

in communism, it is other way around

OH... I finally get the "in soviet russia joke"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

perhaps you missed the 'in more detail' part of my request

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)

I think they got bored of calling him a muslim

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

I've even heard whispers that he is a black man

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)

that's just a myth put out by liebarrels

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)

Something about the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse

(

zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

plus who owns the horse

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

Socialism is part of the political system in lots of countries; there are only a few true communist regimes

"Modern socialism originated in the late 19th-century intellectual and working class political movement that criticized the effects of industrialization and private ownership on society."

I guess in socialism, not all production methods are in the people's hands (more like the state's hands), but just a few that are of social importance (like the mail, television, transportation and the like. It usually co-exists with democracy/capitalism. A communist system usually is the only system (although in modern day Russia, it's not so clear).

/doesn't know either blog

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)

thanks for trying, I'll just keep accepting his stupid images until I figure something out

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwaLw

.

(Catnipppp, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

yawn

I don't mean to be rude... okay maybe i do
but no one cares about ameraican (well no one important anywayys)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

i'm pretty sure quite a lot of people care about ameraican

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

okay

name at least 3000

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

yobama!

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

I don't care about the Americans as such...

...but I am a *very* close relative of Karl Marx.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)

sup catnip

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

hahaha

awesome
*click*

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

nice

and?

Karl Marx wouldn't be in that state of decomposer, he would be a complete skeleton.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

SUCH IS OBAMA'S POWER THAT HE HAS RESTORED THE VERY FLESH OF KARL MARX TO KARL MARX

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

if he has done that, why isn't he shagging him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

one does not simply rejuvinate karl marx and begin shagging him!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

I think he would like

This probably why he was angry, he wanted to do lots of sodomy but the pope had taken it all

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

fucking popes! taking away our sodomy!

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

More popes died in the act of buggery then anything else

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

depends

on what they embalmed him with

he'll either still have a fair amount of flesh on him, or be an incomplete skeleton

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)

Why is Obama stapling Marx's chest?

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

Oh hai retard!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

expecting to be bombed?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

you do know that world war 2 is over and you don't have put tape on your windows anymore

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

That's what they want you to think!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

then don't use masking tape, use duct tape

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

That isnt masking tape you loon!

That is paper!

PAPER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

masking tape is paper, fool

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

Masking tape IS PEOPLE!

~~PEOPLE~~ PAPER

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

Paper won't stop a bomb

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

or if you wish to be less conspicuous use "fablon" aka sticky back plastic - the clear stuff or even the opaque / stained glass stuff

wow did i spell conspicuous right?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

Gecko tape is good

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

I'm not american. This is not relevant to my interests.

I'm sure most people here wouldn't care even if all your crazy shit was true.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

WTF Obama is no Marxist

although Karl Marx is remarkably well preserved.

So not only are you an anti capitalist you're also an anti Marxist *shakes head*

Your way is the way of FAIL.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, the two can not be

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

Well you can be both but even Anarchists recognise Marx's Das Kapital

as a very accurate analysis of Capitalist Market Forces FFS even Capitalists have read Das Kapital to see where they have failed.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

I don't know, my knowledge only goes as far as what I learnt of the schools programs on bbc and ch4, as I learnt more from them then I did at school

I like Russia, medieval Russia is more interesting

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

I know what I read in War and Peace, that's about the limit of my knowledge of Russian history and politics.

The crazy French loving aristocratic bastards.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)

burn them all, the cunts

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

Having looked at many of your images, I've realised that they have some strong homo-erotic undertones.

It's the bright, Latin colours, like something from a South American gay rights parade.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

hahaha :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

I'm sure those are attended just for the music

and the spectacle!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

Two hours long?

Can you sum it up in one sentence please?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

russians

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

^this^

If you're trying to convince us, make it short.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

His picture sums it up

Obama is reviving Marxism - which is absolutely fucking cocknuggeting twat bollocks and that's putting it politely. Now he's definitely offended me as I consider myself somewhat of a Marxist.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

I watched the first minute of the video, in which someone says Obama works for Wall St.

He's a Marxist! I mean, he's in with the bankers! I mean.. look, he's just bad alright!

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

Zeppo?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

I'm more of a Grouchoist

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

even if you dont agree with his political views

you must admit his pics are class

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

Yeah, Obama is fucking ace at photoshop.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

^this!!

I heard he and his wife are great at fisting too.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

He does do some very good pictures, yes.

And he has got very good responses when he hasn't tried to foist his lunatic conspiracy bollocks on everyone.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

I think he's going to try to get banned before long

and then come back with an endless array of spare accounts to claim it was censorship.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)

Like The Goat?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

It's a plot, I tell you!

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

Pfft!

I am still confused by his claims that he was banned and his threads were unviewable, yet I could see every single one of his threads.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)

I *think* a mod arranged it so only mods could see his posts, or something

Then the accounts went... For now at least.
He'll be back

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

I can't see it D:

My internet won't let me see photobucket, google, or bbc or gizmodo, probably not others as well, if I search for them.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

conspiracy!

*touches nose*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

If everyone to the left of you is a Commie,

everyone in the world is a commie.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

I don't understand why you post this stuff here

At best it falls on disinterested eyes/ears.
At worst it causes annoyance.
The arguments that often ensue are worsened by your incredibly patronising attitude.

There are sites for things like this. Do you really think B3ta is a suitable place for this type of thing?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

What the beautiful lady said.

It fascinates me that people can see pics from b3ta, like dancing pants and maddie pics, and think, you know what? That would be the perfect outlet for me and my crazy shit about Obama being the antichrist.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

he can't read

thats why he never replies

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

Agreed

he was extremely evasion to a very simple question yesterday and ended up being a total cock rather than take the opportunity to put his point of view across in a way that doesn't sound like some conspiracy nut having a 'special' moment.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

From looking through his pictures (or David Dees' pictures :)

He's against (in no particular order):
- Mexicans
-~~Jews~~ Zionists
- Airplanes
- Vaccines
- Capitalists
- Fat people..

he likes Ron Paul though. Oh very much so.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

He's a Republican!

WTF how can a conspiracy nut side with a Right-Winger? Damn this Catnipppp is really fucked up.

He's probably some latent racist neo-nazi who uses the idea of anti-zionism to promote his anti-semetic view point. If this is Wrong Catnipppp fucking EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

I think he (catnippp) is mainly

Pro small-government (I forgot 'the IRS' in that list above) as that connects being anti- this supposed 'new world order'.

He's also anti-immigration (thus the Mexicans), pro-gun (more 'government interference'), a holocaust denier (basically all round anti-semitic)...

It's a real fun mix :/

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)

Yup he's a red neck neo-nazi

with a hard-on for alien abduction.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)

I quite enjoy it sometimes.

I realise I'm in the minority here

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

me too

conspiracies are fun

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

Indeed.

I do wish he'd come up with some more coherent ones though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)

Even with the nastiness it brings?

Biting satire is great.
Mr D'or is testament to that but the difference between the two is humour.
I'm not saying that everything has to contain humour but this one seems to be shoving things down our throats.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)

It's pandering to the side of me that loves arguing.

It's a dirty habit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

I love reading a good argument too

and sometimes even climb in.
But the arguments I am talking about are the same old thing, repeated time and time again.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)

everything else aside

it's still damn well shopped.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)

....if it is his work that is...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)

b3ta is a suitable place for silly things :D

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

You make a good point there, well done.

*subscribes to your newsletter*

/edit: but it would be too much in thinking he would actually reply here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

America being against socialism on principal

is pretty much the same as us English being against the metric system as we were for a good 300 years.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

Still am, damn you.

Can you imagine the cost involved in changing all the road signs?

Can you imagine the outrage at getting less than a pint of beer at a pub for (what would almost certainly be) the same money?

Nowhere European that I've been to has sold 600ml (just over a pint) of beer. It's always 500.

Anyway, as you were.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

Nice pic, too big though

and Marx appears to have eaten Anti-Ready Brek

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

lol

america needs to look up some words

as they get very confused about socialism when really their republic seems to be tending towards kleptocracy and grandma's favourite, good old fascism and not socialism at all!

lol!

those crazy americans! first they take the u out of all the words and then they make up new meanings for words :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Pwned :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

words are fun!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

Yeah it's a good benchmark that anything which claims to be socialist or a republic is usually loads of genocidal autocratic nutters

See National Socialist German Workers' Party, Republic of China, Republic of Congo etc.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

yes, whenever it's "Peoples"

there's always been a lot of "peoples" dead for some great all knowning leader who is the light of all!

all those trite quotes are true, all that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

Democratic republics are usually neither.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

what about "People's Democratic Republic"

I'm sure we can add to this :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

I love

Former Yugoslavian Replublic of Macedonia.

They just can't let go.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)

And please don't forget the Fascist Theocracy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ISil7IHzxc

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)

absolute mince

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)

Do you actually have a job?

Or is this what you spend your day doing?

Clearly these images are of high quality, but really now, spend a little less time concocting shit we here don't want to know about and you might get somewhere.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

He actually does shit like this for his job,

He has done work for Icke and everything!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)

Baby Dragon is not good at be knight

Clothes don't fit properly D:

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

dawww :D

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

^ Good Night

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

I likes

Can you do a Knight pretending to be a dragon

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

or a drag act.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

I can if you want, just for you though ;)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

Awww he's cute and he has a brave heart

he will roar fire soon enough and smite his enemy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

And one day a smith will make him his own dragon armour.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

Bloody typical...

Click for bigger (176 kb)

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

hahaha

ace

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

hahaha

Steal the blue fuckers shoes :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

*hears sonic died music*

*CLICK*

"sonic the hedgehog" syndrome - use the google :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

That seams armless...

~~armless~~ to have to many arms!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

...and fingers and his glasses don't fit proeprly either...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

you want me to get a link?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog tada!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

No... Not realy...

Edit: Bugger, you did that didn't you?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

NINJA!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

haha what

tails hit the spikes more than sonic did :(

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

tails

is a scumbag!

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

I am fuckng sick and tired of foxes

getting such a bad press! FOXES IS PEOPLES TOO!

Also, I have never seen a blue hedgehog in my life! Let alone one who was bigger than a fucking cunting fox!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SEGA?!?!?!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

RUN FOXY RUN

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

SHUDDERING BUGGER HOUNDS BATMAN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

BUGGERHOUNDS WILL BUGGER BATMAN

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

i did once see

a hedgehog get run over and spew rings all over the road

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

HE'S TOOK HIS RING!

I knew there was something queer about that chap!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

yo!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

Ayyyyyyyyyyy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

haha Kermit the Fonz

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

ha,oddly i didnt even think of calling the pic that

(hits ones self)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

too green

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

haven't i seen before

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

maybe...

images4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/7/76/Mupmag04.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

:) Muppet Magazine

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

wOO

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

Oops!

I did the ritestructions by mistake

bindun? sorry!

Edit: done added kettleman!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

I hate those stupid things.

Woo - but needs more kettle man :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

needs more reflecto-porn

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

The dyson ones at Paddington station work really well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

The ones at Birmingham aquarium are amazing.

Like putting your hand in a wind tunnel. You can feel the skin stretching under the strain.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

they're fab

i can't help wondering about the hygene implications of blowing loads of toilet air over freshly-washed hands though

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

who cares, they are nice

I bet it would feel great on your balls

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

washing your hands in public toilets makes your hands dirtier

unless you piss all over your hands

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

Are they the airblade ones?

I tried those at the o2 in some restaurant! They nearly broke my hands! They were awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

I don't know

It just said dyson, I was to annoyed at having to pay 30p for a piss

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

I love Airblade

They're in nandos in the birmingham library bit.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

The ones at Heathrow airport are like jet engines.

And no, I wasn't actually pissing on the runway.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

fucking airblade baby!!!

www.dysonairblade.co.uk/

they do rock :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

They are fucking stunnning!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

I think we should see what will fly in one of them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

Yes!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

see, room in there to get your nut sack in

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

what do you know about my nutsack ?

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

well, if you will keep on sending me those photos

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

my mistake

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

top tip for these things

make sure you use two - one for each hand :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

Compo it, perchance?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

Upon further reflection . . . it's a hair dryer . . . a single hair . . . dryer !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

haha not quite the right kettleman but great nonetheless

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

ignorance is bliss!

*sigh*

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

IT'S THE 8:30 PANCE DANCE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

woo

dance dance! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

not on b3ta it isn't

b3ta loves it's GMT

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

B3ta can suck my balls!

My big juicy black balls!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

Some crazy pance moves there...

Humm b3ta clocks still not caught up.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

DO THE PANCE DANCE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

*does the pance dance*

*explains strange behaviour to wife*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

* joins in....

Did someone call the Police?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

It's not dancing, it's having a fit you insensitive bastard

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

So that's what they meant when they told

me my pants fitted well!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

do pants fit?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

My pants don't fit.

I am not an equal opportunities employer

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

YEAHS!

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

I hope you are happy that your picture has caused so much consternation ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

that thread was pretty funny

i didn't expect it to get front paged, but i never expected it to make someone ANGRY when i was making it.

A CAT AND A DOG?! DANCING?! WHAT THE FUCKYYEEEAAAAGGHH

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

^ That's Pants that is!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

You fucking tell em Kitt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

I can't find my pants dance :(

so have this (can't remember who original posted the origiinal but this is my version)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

Ha!

That mediocre is one ugly cunt ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

found it

pants dance!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

PHWOAR!

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

Where in south wales...

i appear to be in south wales...
edit : also why do you have cockweasals stuff in your profile?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

It is not the stuff of Cockweasul

I borrowed some stuff and animated it. Or did things to his animations.

A bit north of Cardiff.

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

ahhh i'm further west by about 100 miles

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

I once went bowling in Milford Haven

it may have been Haverfordwest, I always confuse them. There were boats. I liked it.

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

more than likely caneston bowl?

(the crystal maze place? - near haverfordwest)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

THAT'S THE FUCKER!

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)

YAY :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

Under where ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

DANCE MOTHERFUCKER!

DANCE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

# we can dance

we can dance
everybody look at your pance! #

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

quick and dirty, like my pance

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

Dance pance are lovely happy pance

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

PANCE!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

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