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Doing a bit of caricaturing practice

Can ye guess who it is?
If so, then i will be glads as i have done my job.

Still needs much more work though

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

^ Jackie Chan?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

No silly, this is Jackie Chan:

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

LOL (actual)

Top of the gnops!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

Sophie Ellis-Bextor?

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

huzzah!

She is one of the most lovely looking lady-things in my opinion.

Was gonna do roisin murphy as she is also lully, and extremely talented, but she looks different all the time

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

I'd go for Roisin over Ellis-Bextor any day of the week!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

i had to google roisin murphy

but i have to agree
she's a cracker

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

yup - she has so much personality and style

and i really like her contributions to music. But as im getting used to this drawing lark, ill go for someone easy to recognise-ish - i.e. bextorZ.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

Google search, third image result:

She looks like a Klimt painting.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

ooh yeah

i'm just downloading some of her solo stuff
i really like moloko, but wasn't aware she was doing stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)

She also does stuff with other people as a guest singer

She is a top, top bird and no mistake.
A credit to her gender.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

'dear diary', 'primitive' and 'let me know'

are awesome songs.

Look up the live performance of primitive on jools holland in pootube. Shes the sexiest thing ever in that.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

I'ma get on that now.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

Both.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

^ Rob?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

Sophie ellis bexter.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

sophie ellis boxhead?

if so, it's good

if it's sulu, also good ;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

Barrack Obama?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

hold on i got another

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

HaHaHaHa!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

ha!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

gah - i hate that girls accent

MEYNTUL WEEEEAAARLTH

Sorry to any scoths out there

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)

ancient chinese secret...

.......

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)

don't forget spitting

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

Lease A Chin ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

^ That looks like a Cadburys advert!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

Let's split the . . . pro fits !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

* Scrolls down a little bit

* FWAPS again

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)

I took a picture !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)

as you can see- my powers of symmetry are rubbish

i had to copy and flip the eyes

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)

And that . . . taters . . . is why it works so well !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)

sophie ellis coultard?

woo :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)

mmmm, nice :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

You just be very busy getting source images

woo this is ace altho i dont recognise her

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boff FL OZ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)

i don't know who she is, it's one of those lucky finds :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

is it done in illustrator or photoshop?

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

freehand

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

I can imagine why

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

hehehe

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

after hours and hours and hours and hours and hours

well worth the effort

meanwhile a TJ - im trying to stick an image of a bomb door on a duck. not sure what technique i should be searching for to learn how to do this so it blends.

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boff FL OZ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

just cut and paste a bomb-door* onto the duck

and fuck with the colour balance till it's right

then feathered brush eraser the edges of the pasted layer to soften the seams

*i have no idea

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

She'll catch a cold

this is actually smashing and lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)

^ ARSE!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

Top quality Micto

I like the gradients.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

Those god damn underground Donkeys and their giant holes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

Whenever I used to draw these sorts of things I always had to

...

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

the missus is just over there

so it's not practical :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

get it out and say well its not going to wanks itself.

get me some bog roll or give be ya back.

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

FKING

FILTH.

-FIN-

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

Fanny T-arse-tic

I thinks!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

Phwoar etc!

They look like they good do with a good smoosh

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

why is it always stripy socks in your images

im not a big fan for vectory things, but i lieks this. The contrasty lighting makes a nice pic. And she has a nice arse.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

i have a 'thing' for stripy sock

oh yes indeed

and cheers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

Ilike this!!!!!!

lots!
*clicks hard*
*gets hard*
*fwaps hard*

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

Waxing on a full moon !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

yes yes excellent work old bean

*clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

hmmmm...

...and hmmmmm some more...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

Pow!

Right in the shitter!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)

hot damn

new desktop image for me!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)

Bottoms!

Edit: And therefore, woo!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)

Been doodling, dont beat me up

(MichaelGalethe1st, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

I like this :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Oi, Sir Steve Redgrave, is a fucking twat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

^ FACT

* Why?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

I've met him a few times in town, he is a twat

Matthew Pinsent is a nice guy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

Your a Wycombe boy?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

nope

Henley

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

^ Posh git

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

Nothing to do with personalities.

He is still one of the greatest athletes of all time.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

Yes, I will agree with at

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

he a streaker?

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

No, but he seems to be having a stroke of some thing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

*beats with the woo stick*

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

WOOOOO

argh

WOOOOOOOOOOo
argh - stop

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

That's nice:)

Sadly I'm tired and I read doodling as dogging.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

I likes that a lot, do more :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

I like this too.

^^ more than the sausage-jockey up there does. He'll tell you lies ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

Every time it rains it rains . . . those things . . .

♪ ♫

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

this nice

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

Hal doesn't like Goatse...

*quick and shit

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

haaa

yers:)

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

I really liked that film

and sting was in it anyway!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

bah

I never saw it :(

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

Why is the poster in german?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

something has to be, don't be to hard on them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

I think google images is biased towards german posters.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

Like the BBC weather site on your mobile

It keeps on thinking I am in Sweden

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

That is because you are a bad cook....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1KSaUEu_T4

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

I am a good cook

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

GOOGLE ARE NAZIS!

*phones catnipppp*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

Time travelling nazis too

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

he is dead

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)

he's exstingt?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

yes he is dead, he has beegone this earth for hell

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

Arf :]

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

yes he is an arse

seamless

woo :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

Wonderfeul and worthy of a spang.

CUE THE BEES!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

I've got bees, but I can't be arsed reposting

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

I can

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

you are just lazy.

before you know it you'll be wasting your life on a PhD. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)

*beesglees*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

Haahahahaa . . . Sting Butt !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Bindun no doubt

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

arf!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

Hehehe

Nice.

Speaking of tenuous...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

is that twat who can't stop wanking over Henry VIII on channel 4

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

I think it may be Michael Foot youngster ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

Ah, I can see that now

It also look like that other wanker

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

arrrrr christ, he is on channel 4 right now, having a wank over Henry VIII

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

Ewww

I hope the security guards are beating him off. Poor Henry.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

I can't stand his smugness

I hope he gets caught having a wank at Hampton Court

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

Who are we talking about?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

the twat on channel 4

unless you are forrin

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)

There's a lot of twats of chanel #4

My tv viewing is probably Scrubs a couple of times a week.

I've got a history chap in mind, old guy but somehow hip and down with the kids. He makes history KOOL.

If *he* wants to wank over Henry, a buxom blond does it for him with a silk glove.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

This smug twat, David Starkey

He is smug at being smug

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Oh OH

He looks like he'd wank over Mrs Karmun and wipe it off with a scrap of Tutum's sack padding

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

He is gay as gay can be

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

The clue's in the name...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

MOOZIC

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

I wish I was fast enough

to draw you a cow with a kazoo :-(

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

MOOZIC

This is how I will now spell music

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

This might be a bit bindun

but it's neatly executed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

I have nothing but pure hatred for microsoft excel

after my a-level I.T

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

I disagree.

But only because I have to endure PowerPoint.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

I quite like it.

But then I am a Science geek.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

HAHAHAHA

"time flies when you're having an enema"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

My Word.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

Oh dear :(

Poor puns like that needn't be published.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

Eric Hutchinson

He makes really good music. But I just saw a video of him, and he's...he's too... jaunty...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

Was he hanging from a belt when you saw him looking jaunty

Like his last name sake

list to that moozic

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

No, he was playing a piano. x]

See...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

I'm not looking :P

listen to Maclaine Colston And Saul Rose, there is swearing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

Awwwww please?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

what do I get out of it?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

Oh christ, he is a club singer O_o

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

A club singer?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

plinky plonky moozic, scooby dooing and all that stuff

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

Yeah that's a good point actually

he acts a bit like one of those pianist/entertainers they have in some ritzy restaurants and bars. Lots of general hand and arm flourishes, unnecessary little bounces to INJECT ENERGY into the performance... yeah the cheeky jaunty smile too. He's like an infinitely watered-down Liberace.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

I didn't have to see the sig line...

...to know this was you. That's a good thing, not a criticism - you have a recognisable style.

Is his eyeliner that strong? Or did you use black for definition?

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

Oh, wow, awesome!

:D

And I did black to define the eyes more. I was gonna use the same color as the nose, but force of habit made me do black. >.<

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

I don't know the person in question,

but maybe a deep pink would be better. Poor bastard looks like Simon LeBon at the mo. And you shouldn't wish that on anyone.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

Went and had a look at him.

He has very light conjunctiva in the pics I've seen.

Rather than them blacking up, try lightening them up but darkening his skin a bit.

Could be wrong - but it's your project. :-D

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

Oh, okay.

I'll give that a go. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

It might not work. I dunno.

But would be interested to see.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

Who?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)

Eric Hutchinson.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

Who?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

he is a club singer, plinky plonky music

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

It's fun to sing along to.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

for who? :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

For me.

I like singing along to silly musics. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

listen to Maclaine Colston And Saul Rose

I listen to yours

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

Fine fine.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Wow...

that's...
Is that like, irish folk music or something?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

I can't be having with listening to jaunty people

it will, like, totally ruin my last.fm profile

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

I know, it lists shit music from my ex listen to it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

Took me years to make it look this shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

I am rectifying mine right now

By listen to the music I like

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

Bindun.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

He looks like a girl

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

So do you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

I had a shave yesterday... that's why!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

Heheh

It's okay, I'm sure you look fine.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

BINDUN?

also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlMbQ9OPs6E

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)

Yup. by Fritz Lang in 1927

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

badum *dahdahdhadhahdhadhahdahdha* TISH

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

hahaha :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love you Archie :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

you fucking tart

You told me you love me earlier

*runs of crying*
YOU BITCH

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

I don't love you...

..but there could be the sort of touching that consoles you. Let's not rule anything out at this stage.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

Runs of crying?

That is some crazy diahorreah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

yes, haven't you had that yet?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

But without the seams

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

oooo

arent you clever knowing the film ooooo wow ooooo:P

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

well that makes two of us, surely ;)

and the pic is nice, btw :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

pfft.

You think an old geek like me would not have a copy of Metropolis lying around?

Gotta love Lang.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

Top seam work!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

i know

you sarcy bastard

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

Mein Führer would be so happy with that picture

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

ein reich

ein volk,
ein electropop.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

You just reminded me of Electrocop on the Atari Lynx

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

ooo

sound like a pixellated pigfest. marve.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

I've no idea what's actually going on here

but I endorse it.

Is it fluffy tiem yet?

is everyone fluffy?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

I'm fluffy!

But that is only because I haven't moved in the last 6 months, so I am now mouldy.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

fungus and polyps!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

Now there was a double act!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

Yeah! I'm fully as fuck, motherfucker!

Bring it on

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

I'm not as fully as you

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

Correction: FLUFFEH!

See, that's me when I get all excited about teh fluff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

dude! you're disturbing my rabbit!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

\o/

let's fluffy tiem!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

*brushes self with fluffy brush-o-matic 3000*

I am now!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

100% fuffy!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

Julian Clary looks so smart in a shirt and tie

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

it's like they are all mesmerised by their own personal object of mesmerisation

what an unusual situation

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

hahaa

yes:)

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

I was expecting The Police there for a moment

bought the DVD of M a couple of months ago

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

what like this you mean ;)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

EXACTLY like that

compo it! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

i have

ages ago :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

Carry on then.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

will do captain mainwaring ;)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

You has mad skills!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

yay

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

haha

tops

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

Pffft.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

Vulcan farewells tend to be long, drawn out affairs.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

Haha.

you are clearly a nonsense!

Woo.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

Heh,

too kind.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

teehee

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

haha :D

marvellous

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

haha yay!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

haha

both posts are great :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

Ha!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

one of my favs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

hahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

hahaha, I still love this

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

Haha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

classic :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

Nice!

Why can I never find the source image I want? Even if someone else finds it for me, the joke is not usually worth putting someone else's effort ito it...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

Don't worry, it's right here

www.pbase.com/image/99767322

LOL, this link is so random!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

Odd, most odd.

I was looking for a shouting German soldier to put some tentacles in the background, with him screaming 'Er kommt!'
Not for a new thread, mind, but there you go...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

Yayy!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

% that I understand about Star Trek: about 4 to 5.

This image does make me smile though, which is quite a feat
;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

Yay to this sort of this sort of thing, also

Click for bigger (168 kb)

^I spotted a Ninja cat on Sunday^

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

Oh shit.

If it finds out you have this incriminating evidence, you'll be his next victim.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

Hope it didn't flip out

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

Ace Ventura cat.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

silly kat

cats can be daft bastards some times

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

I had to help the daft git down in the end

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

But only after you'd got some nice pictures.

My girlfriend has been known to run for the camera rather than to my aid when I'm in a position of peril.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

Hahaha well she's obviously got her priorities sorted in your relationship ;)

Click for bigger (166 kb)

In other news you two must come and visit again, I took this at lunchtime

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

Yay! awesome

cfb and all that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

Nicely!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

Cheers!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

Lovely.

The next time we're down South we'll certainly pop in again, hopefully for a bit longer next time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

BADGER!

....okay okay so its a panda but i like shouting BADGER! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)

I bet it gave you that 'I'm still your master, now put me down and feed me. If you tell anyone, I will crap in your bed' look

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

i am imagining two comedy fireman cats running back and forth below it with a trampoline

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

my cat is the 'ninja cat part 2' on youtube

*proud*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

* Watches for eleventeen minutes..

How long does it last?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

woo

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

haha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

Haha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

moving hands!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

Steady on!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

hahaha

magic:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

I'd love to see him fudge someone up real good!

Click for bigger (169 kb)

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

No boxes - not real!

* Standard Fudge-packer joke

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

So gay.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

The sad thing is, you have done a better shop then the people who did the orginal

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

oh come on...

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

I'm not joking, there is poster pic, where the claws have really been badly shopped on

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

is it in the daily mail by any chance?

i thought the effects in xmen have always been good

femka jansen too mmmmmmmm

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

nooooooo, not in the film

on a poster

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

am this teh poster?

iconvsicon.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/wolverinepostersmall.jpg

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

And in only eleven seconds to boot.

Fire everyone at MPC immediately.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

nomnomnomnomn

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

I love fudge bars.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

cheap and packed with fudginess

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

But is a finger of Fudge really just enough

to give an Earl a treat?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

two fingers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

sausages!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

Oh please please don't get me started

too late

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

no really

it will stop here though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

hahaha fuck

i love these

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

Pssst

Don't tell anyone else

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

There he is!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

Why is it always Wallys in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

it's the only filter I have.

( there is a 'poor' joke in there somewhere)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

Argh oh shit.

Not again!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

Ris

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

This is strangely hypnotic

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

MmmMMMMmmmmmooooooofaaaaaahaaaaaaaAaaaAaaA!!11oneoneone

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

Top Stick !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

haha

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

Paint FTW!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

\o/

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

I thought that was rod hull for a second...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

wts?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

rod hull and emu

it looked like him

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

You're craazy

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

Its a lovely image, but

what have you shopped on that?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

Not much.

I call this piece. Where's Waldorf?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

I found him.

Took awhile, though.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

Statler...

...(or Waldorf - I don't know which is which) appears on the right hand side, about halfway up.

Me, I don't geddit. I just usually assume I'm being thick though.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

It's really shit if you have to explain it.

I assume that these things are called 'Where's Waldo' ( i'm not that familiar with it )

So in a room full of Waldos I did 'Where's Waldorf'?

worked in my head. You load of nasty bastards ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

Waldo is the Canadian (and probably others') version.

Here it's Wally.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

I don't know of it here.

I thought it was Yank and I'm sure they call him Waldo.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

I had a book as a child.

Not much re-reading value.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

yeah wheres wally in the uk

but leave him along, he's old.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

I'm more worried about the naked bloke

on the top left balcony!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

Nice spot!

I thought that was a model of an Oscar.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

This is what we call a medium joke.

It isn't rare, and it certainly isn't well done.

Bwahahaha

/topical quote ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

don't I know it? ;)

I'm busy painting and it got stuck in my head after the link below and needed to be out so I can function again ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

Yup, I know how that works.

I am currently working on an animation, but I'm keeping it for Cock Tuesday.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

No sir.

You were (obscurely) funny, and I wasn't on the right wavelength. Happens to me all the damned time.

You can redeem yourself by saying, "Yes Giz. Thank you for your honesty," rather than saying "Actually Giz, you just suck".

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

Celery, apples, walnuts, grapes

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

The Vegetable of Oz?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

Where?

Top right?

Also this : not worth it's own thread

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

Come in Mercy hospital!

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zoldergoose, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

how un-hygenic

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

Oh I love L4D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

But how does the boat stop sooo quickly, it's ridiculously fast

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

And auto shotty > Ass rifle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

lies!

ass rifle (heh, ass) is better for long range head poppin

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

Na, pistols for that, auto shotty for the horde

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

pistols are wank for long distance

come play l4d with me, rebel and coast of semen

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

360 LOLS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

360's aren't for FPS :(

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

i'm ignorant

what is that?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

Left 4 dead

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

ahh

what?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

SHOOTY SHOOTY ZOMBIE FUN

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

hehe i love the b3tan who did the one with fritz and the safe house :D

who fancies some l4d? cropperesp on steam

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

Fancy a game?

I'll setup a lobby

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

Get your own style you Topshop nerd!

TJ: Julia Bradberry is making Railways interesting on BBC2 by not wearing a bra.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

Haha,

took me a while.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

I cheated and overlayed the one I posted a minute ago to spot it ;)

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zoldergoose, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

Aah I get it now

Has he replaced the Quo?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

haha :D

good stuff
ed: www.b3ta.com/board/9339251
sorry for the delay, paint just crashed my laptop

what the hell, paint

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

Awesome!

I love this so much! Please tell me it's true!

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

yeah

i was only trying to rotate a 7.something meg picture and everything stopped working :(

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

Old boy blog but...

...I remember ~~P60s with 16MB~~ 8088s with 64KB. We are so spoiled these days.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

Ha, did you try and open a word document or something

Also, I use none of the same programmes as you.

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zoldergoose, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Serves you right for using winamp ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

You appear to be wrong again.

Winamp is head and shoulders above anything currently in the same market.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

you muppet

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)

somebody has to do it

(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

wooo

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

Makes scents !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

Yes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

Defending The Earth....

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--- ---, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

Haha! Aces!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

we come in pieces

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

I want to have your babies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

on toast?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

No, to instain

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

No way!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

I am sorry for your lots

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

how babby form?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

* Puts baby in the corner

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

Well I ain't gonna say it

Nope.
Not I.
~~Nobody pu~~
I'm NOT

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

Pffttt....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

"I thought about doing so, but elected not to"

(Guizmeaux, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

hahaha.........clear off!!

pesky aliens......comin'down here:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

hahahaha

soup herb! just like all your other cat anims

cats ARE better than dogs

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

ah, theres a youtube video for every response:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlPmmwDZ_Ag

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

certainly is

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

hahaha

thats a lotta no's!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

Clearly not.

A dog would have humped the Alien thus producing a wicked AlienDog.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

and the cat would have just sat there licking its arse and being stuck up like all cats are

whilst its owner gets horribly probed in the anus.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

That just about sums up cats

They are wild creatures, not pets.
They have no loyalty, no love apart from self-love.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

which would have gone on a killing spree

I've seen that documentary they called Alien3

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

I loves a good ol' killing spree.

Better than lot's of stingy swollen scratches.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

That'll teach'm . . . GET OFF MY LAWN !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

i want

to believe...

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

Making a background image, animating in a cat (where the fuck did it get that shotgun?) fighting off a spaceship does not constitute as talent. Try again.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

Sorry, wrong account.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

hahaha

topical.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

ace as usual

Defenders of the earth - i remember the theme well-ish.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

this is very good an that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

wonderful :-)

Shotgun cats = delicious alien splat

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

Brilllyfab

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

you are the cats tits :)

w/y/h

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

Now theres a thought...

* Cats with tits.....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

would

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

Yea, but you Would anything!

* Even k3b/-\b

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

hahaha

Are you feeling luc*BOOM*...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

hahahaha :D

phantasmagoria :D

it also goes well with the music I am listen too

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

you are my 2nd most fave b3tan

after frank zappa x x x

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

You are so many different kinds of ace that I've lost count

I can only click and sit in awe of your lovely postings.
Edit: I wonder if you've posted and fleed or are just ignoring all the lovely replies?
Please don't be a loof!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

Spent ages on that : )

Having a rest from the ' puter
: D. Ta for replies dudes.

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--- ---, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

Aha

So you are lully :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

WIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

hahaha

too good. stop it.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

splendid!

what do you animate these in?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

Photoshop

Then animate in image ready
: D

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--- ---, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

nice!

thanks.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)

Yayy,

moggy to the rescue!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

"Uh yes I'd like one ticket please"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

gland!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)

I was expecting a screen grab from the game quake, but this is still LOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)

me too LOL

BFGROFLLOLZOMG!ONETY!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

You missed an ELEVENTY!?!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

^ Needs more Henry

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

Needs more image

I got a redex

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

you're not running peerguardian by any chance?

a long while back I think it was blocking the IP of haku.co.uk

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

It's not active at the moment

hmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

pffffft

christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

Arf

Everyone seen this?

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zoldergoose, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

bloody students

coming over here

studying our pubs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

Im a student and I havent been in a pub in about 2 months :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)

I'm going to the pub now if you want anything

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

Beer please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

righto

I think they do that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

Yay, can you post it....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

the envelope might get wet

but I'll have a go

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

Use the cellophane!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

ah I understand

it's a game of try and spot the non-Waldo

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

Ooof.

Should I do Ecto-1, Slimer, Venkman or Egon for the Ghostbusters event?

Answers on a postcard or just reply to this.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

uhhhh Ghostbusters event?

cheeky pea

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

scribblings

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

You are the true drug Avatar

woo :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

Mysterious scribblings.

I like.

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zoldergoose, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

woo

It's unfair as my scribblings look like scribbles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

Mine always look like fish.

Odd.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

are you tracing that?

thats far too good
fishy! ;)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

90% is freehand

mouse drawn (Not the fish)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)

but is there an image udderneath?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

Yes

I used a pic for the proportions, then added the details to taste.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

ahh so its a vecotr?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

LOL;

no, not that good. it's just what i like doing!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

Stringles I fish look like tribbles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

Tracing a woman, poorly adding in an arm (where the fuck is her upper arm and elbow?) does not constitute as talent. Try again.

(67227, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)

I love you

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

Don't worry. He'll shame you with his contributions to the board when he posts it posts it any time now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

Aaaaaany second now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaany second...

...NOW!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

can you smell that?

thats the smell of failure
*wafts*
bit strong
*opens window*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

Look back at his previous posts

It's obviously permiated into their life too. Must be a 14 year old at a guess.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

I've had

worse critics on here. I'll sleep just fine tonight!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

You seen the lame little twunts profile?

How tragic. This is the ark of a truely lacking individual. Bear in mind this is their entire contribution to B3ta.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

I can't work out if it is clansoul?

that message confuses me muchly

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)

It probably is him

He will now post a message

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

clan soul

has his critics but he has been nothing but the gentleman to me. I speak as I find, and this would be out of character for him.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

profile is confusing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

I think

it is someone who has it in for clansoul. Not my fight; but this appears to want one with me. Woop! Bring it on!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

BRING ON THE BACONS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

Actually

I've had a shit week or two and could quite use a fight. But it is sad that when I post a fair bit, as i have the last few days, I always attract a resident critic. Last time was pretty nasty. This time I'm not going to take it lying down. My 'art' isn't great. i know that. That's why i post on B3ta instead of the fucking Tate website.*

*Some B3tans belong on the Tate website, which screws my point. Shut up.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

B3ta always attracts the odd troll.

The type who haven't learnt the difference between good and bad attention.
Don't worry about it, you're more talented than most of us.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

well i like you

if that helps :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

What happened to petehix?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

That's anazing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

don't worry, it could be like this :)

www.b3ta.com/board/9338489

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

Aaaaaw

It thinks it's people!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

Oh great.

Yet another person on b3ta with absolutely zero artistic talent feels that just because they have access to the internet they somehow have the right to argue the validity of someone else's hard work.

Tosser.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

So he's YOUR mate.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

pffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

PIKE AT ARMS LENGTH

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)

THIS!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

Please explain these weapons

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

pew pew pew!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

^this

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

bitch!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

You love it

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

\o/

I went out with a girl whose nickname it was

she was nuts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

Hitchin' up the pike !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

lol

steady now! You'll excite the fishy

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

oh *thats* how it's done

I did wonder

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

ago do do do

shake the pike poke a tree ago do do do

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Pike's poke a go go !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

Beautiful.

Connotes the conflict of technology and humanity.
A hoodie (presumed recidivist) in contemplation
amidst the fury of the information age.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

Woo

Faceless man looks sad

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

That sentence is a silly!!

You silly!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

Looks like an idea I used at A-level, very similar in fact.

You thought burglar!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

Brillio!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

DOOOODLE!

Click for bigger (50 kb)
yours is just alot better :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

aaah.

hes formulating the consequences of the large hedron collider...a common hooded figure thought pattern..

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

That's a bit good

*click*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

Assassins chav

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

i just burst out laughing at the realisation of the meal i had just picked for myself

a single packet of tesco value salt and vinegar crisps, 1 roll and butter, 3 party rings biscuits and a cup of tea. it just seemed so odd.

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connor, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

all your major food groups

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

Most excellent.

Can I suggest that you make a move on what we discussed?
If you are having an issue with a scan just use whatever scanner you have at hand and scan it, grayscale at a minimum of 300dpi ( most scanners, even old ones will go up to 2400 or similar dpi ).

It's just that the longer you leave it the less time I have to give you something to work with before your deadline.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

sorry, been half-awake all day

i got a 600dpi scan of the pencil sketch earlier but i thought you might find it easier to work with an inked version - though it could take some time to get that finished.
should i just send you the pencil sketch?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

Yeah please.

I'll ink it on different layers and that way you can quickly hide components and get the best composition that pleases your eye.

edit: if you want any heavily blacked out areas do a small copy and mark it up with red 'B' or something.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

Oooooooooooomnihood . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)

HUNTER!!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

offers quid forra cuppa:)

and a nod

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

g'nung twunts

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

DeAgostini? I'M THE BATMAN!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

I LOVE

COMAS, BEST OF ALL THE SOMNABULISTIC CATATONIC SYNDROMES....hurr..second thoughts thats a mouthful

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

yes it is a mouthfull

good job they're in a coma

they might choke!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

we b3tans are all destined to reach the 7th level of hell...

also:

FREE POSTER!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

I have been busy at work today (and into the evening)

Can anyone link me to today's funny post so I don't have to scroll through all the other ~~shit~~ interesting stuff?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

Go to the popular page you graveshit!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

But that shows all popular posts back to Friday?

It's ok, I found it

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

www.famouspeopleinacoma.com

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)

is that bat shopped?

He looks just like Ren!

www.bdt.com/david/images/rs003.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

holy smoke, batman

he does!! and no its not shopped! heres link
wtbw.net/

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

creepy bat is creepy

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

I've come to eat your banananas

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

HAHAHAAA!

i like the clif diving hoer- man! haaaaa

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

haha-bat of the month

is there a centrefold?..........:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

haa

these guys

their second album is out next month.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

fruitbat eats fruitcake

*shameless pearoast

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

It looks better if you step back a bit...

ALSO: I saw the movie Hair this weekend. It made me sad. :'[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)

but moving will mean I have to do some thing, I have been working all day

I don't want to move

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

Hahahahah

Well, you could just...lean back a bit? :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

listen these Maclaine Colston And Saul Rose, and I might consider it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

But...

I'm listening to Ludo. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

listen to them, they are good, they also play real instruments

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

As opposed to...?

The bands I listen to play real instruments, too. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

no they don't :P

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)

Yep,

Pantera were too busy with their heavily choreographed dance routines to play live.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

Like

the Backstreet Boys or Nsync? o.O

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

Yeahhh!

Guitars an' drums an' shit are real instruments.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)

Exactly I have a bad back and shouldn't move really

How inconsiderate of you KK!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

Ooooh, I didn't know!

I'm sorry! *cries*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

see now look what you have monkdagola, mofaha will be after you now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

Fahgeddiboutit

I wasn't going to move anyway.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

Oh, okay.

*sniffle* :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

I fixed my, by having another accident

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

hahaha, serious?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

yep :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

*does dangerous things*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

Why does he have jam in his beard?

Edit: Or is it period blood? xD

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Hokerou, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

He's a quite messy eater.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

Dimebag!

good evening

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

Hello sir.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

I'm now enjoying a pantera-filled evening because of your image

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

Yay!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

BEARDFIRE!

I hope that's the name of their band.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

...

Pantera.

:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

fuck...

Right who wants to be in a band named BEARDFIRE?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Hahahahahah

I'll play the xylophone! :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

There's not room for a xylophone

only instruments that can be played on one hand. And the ear.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

Fine!

*plays xylophone alone in the corner*

:[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

I'll do it but only if my hair doesn't get burnt

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Fire proof it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

PUBEWAR

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

dude got dead

stupid mental fan :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

I knoww.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

On the plus side,

the night he died was the only time I got a song request at Jilly's played.
It was Cemetary Gates.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

Woooow.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

*steps back three miles*

Yes it does!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

pffffthahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

Steps back.... steps back more..... cant tyep wihke fvoeoktt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

hahahahah

Silly epiphany. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

Im not silly

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

But it's a good thing!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

You turned Dutch?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

No,

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

I like his hijab

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

hijab?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

hijab.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

hijab?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

hijab!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

I don't what that means!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

lmgtfy.com/?q=hijab

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

*gigglegiggle*

Couldn't you have just said 'oh, it's a headscarf'?
That woulda been easier than the whole 'let me google that for you *sarcasmsarcasm*' instead...

:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

I wouldn't have found it as fun

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)

Hahahahah

of course.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)

Rock on

This reminds me of the end of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)

Hahahaha

awesome! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)

fffffffish

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

shoop da whoop!!!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)

Fucking right.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)

Soon he will be like Karl Ruprecht Kroenen

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

In the attic of his mansion, locked away

Is an oil painting of a handsome young man.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)

buried under a kilo of heroin he forgot he had

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

hahaha

I bet he has got stashes every where

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

~~an oil painting of~~

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

Arf

He really should be used in anti-drug messages.

On a slightly related note.
This morning around 10am I whinged to a man who gave me a quote saying it was outrageous.

I've just heard that around 11am he had a massive heart attack and died.

's my fault innit?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

crikey!

when you give a quote there's no fucking about!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

Yup

Karma coming for you, tick tock tick tock...

Wrong place wrong time. *hug*

A guy who bullied me at school (one time) ended up a
vegetable after a car hit him. Don't I feel bad about it.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

Chortle

He looks like he's belming

in other news,

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

'boke'

I was just about to go and make supper :-(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

Jacket potato?

with creme cheese?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

Count yourself lucky.

I'm eating pasta in a creamy sauce.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

I'm going to eat pasta with a tomato-ey sauce

having sufficiently recovered from seeing jarsquatter.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

I've had that described to me,

I think I can do without watching it myself
edit: Jarsquatter that is, not pasta in a tomato-ey sauce

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

i have not seen that

and i intend to keep it that way.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

i just saw a picture of a guy who'd been run over by a catapillar heavy machine thingy...

now i want hamburgers - my mind is broken

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

The anatomy videos I had to watch always made me want steak.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

don't look at that person who got stuck in a lathe...

not a way to die...
good way to torture someone... i mean if u was a spy or something, set the lathe to like 1RPM and tighten the chuck around their finger
...*shudder*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)

i do hope it was jacket taters

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

Damn

I should have had that.
Instead I ordered a pizza with brie, pepperdew and chilli

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

I wish my local pizza joint made pizzas with Brie :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

Buy pizza and brie,

grill for a minute

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

even better

make the mix for scones (aka pizza base) without the sugar
cook for 5 mins @ 180degrees
add tomato sauce
add dairylea slices
add cheese - two types ideally
add onion + tomato
add meat
add more cheese
add chilies
add spices
add (optional - mushrooms/pineapples)
add olive oil infused with basil
cook until golden brown
(top tip - cook the meat before hand)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

Mine is easier

Phone Mr Delivery. Place order. Wait a while. Pay man who rings on your doorbell with fud.
Eat.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

yes but i bet that costs more than £3?

for 2x 24" pizza!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

I thought I'd try it as I'm not mad for melted cheddar or mozzarella

so tend to shun pizza.
The creaminess of the brie, the sweetness of the pepperdew and the sharpness of the spring onions (I thought it was going to be chilli but it turned out to be spring onions) makes for a delicious pizza.
*starts to eat final slice*
9 out of 10

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

urkgh!

Monday is jacket potato night you cumshit!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

LOL your username!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

ROTFELZ

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

Thanks

Guess what I'm having for dinner.

THat's right. A condom. YOu've put me right off now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)

You and your experiments!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

Recipe follows shortly for fetus mousse with tampon strings served in a Dutch cap.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)

PffftLOL (actual)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

I'm just glad I wasn't having cream cheese with my tatty!

proper cheddar and spring onions will do me fine:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

Hahahaa

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)

Heh heh!

What's the gorilla looking at?

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

Gay man's cock!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

ah so that is why he crashes into trees :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)

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