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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# norkstripes
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Zebra arse!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# oooh I say
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Best yet
WoO
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hmmmm...
...i'd like to read between the lines.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# either she's part tiger
or you keep naked wimmins locked in your cupboards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# either would be fine
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# any spare cupboard space?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Oh wonderful :D
*cliiiick*
Very mofaha ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# yay, stripes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Is she white with black stripes
or black with white stripes...? Star Trek tried to handle this tricky question once. (wonder if she's on Kirk's coloured alien's I've yet to sleep with chart)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Mmmm stripy laydeeeee
that is rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# nice arts
kind of minimal/dynamic at the same time:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# that's a beauty right there :)
very nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Like sea swept sand....
except fittah

/Kate Nash accent.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# fantastic work, fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Nice n stripey.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# i missed this one!
fuckin lov3ly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# let's get rockin'
keep up at the back joey:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# sexy wiggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# bet you say that to all the guys:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# usually, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# shake shake shake
shake that donkey doolooloo bapbapbah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# HELP I'M IN A CAGE!
img210.imageshack.us/img210/2576/halloween.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# *sends halp*
unique:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# o.k.,...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# right!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# yay-class
and he can do triplets:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# u hums it i plays it
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# needs a guitarist
this cat is free Thursdays

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# arf
what's all the noise?:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# *BLEEES*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# one o' my faves this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# hehehe
I've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Fouling Wolf and the Blessed Deacons!
Ha HAAA! Heh!
I've heard of Joe Strummer - but never Joey Drummer!!!!

Most excellent!
(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# you really are superb at these :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# cheers
likewise lots o'yours :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Sexy Times
Chumpymanbearslapmabongos
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# mesmerising
the jam reunion?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# the memes on tour:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# The wanking over the drums makes this
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha....he thinks we can't tell:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Rock on. Is this love? Baby don't hurt me.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha-oh yes!....what a trio
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Yay yes yay yes yes yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# you got de riddim :))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# GROOVY, MAN, GROOVY
 
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "Gut war das ein verdorbenes Spiel - lassen Sie uns werden getrunken!"* "Huzzah! 'Gluckliche Stunde'!"**
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*"Well, that was a rotten game - let's get drunk!"
**"Hooray! It's 'Happy Hour'!"



This may not go down at all well - which is, ironically, exactly the same that could be said of BEA Flight 609. :ohdear:
(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Oof!
But Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Beware of Bobby Charlton
burning your embassy!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# gott in himmel!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# are you german?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Is the pope....german?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Nein...
Errrrm, I mean - No.
(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# thought so

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# this makes me want to drink...
...got any Guinness?... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# *Burp*


.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I know a little German...





...He's sitting over there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# you fucking loon! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Little help here?
i'm quite ignorant
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_air_disaster
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# It would appear at first glance
that someone is having a laugh at the Munich air disaster where 23 people (many of whom were Manchester United players) were killed when their plane crashed on take off.


Very funny, Claude. Now have a go at the Hillsborough 96. Tut tut.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Suppose someone could squeeze another one out.
Makes a change to see other football disasters covered though.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# how do you play manchester united?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Ask Everton....
TOPICALOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Too soon!
Arf!!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Subtle but funny
And only slightly let down by the fact that they were actually on their way back from a match in Belgrade ;o)
(Capo, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Ooops
Getrunken? Besoffen is the word you're looking for.

Understandable mistake, but not as funny as me managing to tell a doctor I have sex every morning with a bus.


(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# a hand that was created can create...

...you have the power of a god.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Oooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# *feels all empowered*
goes off to create
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Cool!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Have a click
and a woo to boot :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# this is awesomeness
and makes me think of both ulysses and drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# it just popped in my head about 2 hours ago, and i made it fast...

...(thanks everyone!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# things like this never pop into my head
not without the drugs, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# i have a backlog of flashbacks...
...so i'm using them now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# i blocked most of mine out
4 hours of seeing nothing but little coloured triangles freaked me out a lot more than it should have
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# If everyone had the power of a god, who would be god?

nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# behold!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# i for one welcome our new kitten overlord
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# triptosmashing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# you big silly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# took me a few chin scratches there
This deserves a big old 'PFFT!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Psst
throw me a bone, I'm rissing like mad here,
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# see the wobbly wheel....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# :D
Hahaha now i like that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# :))))
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Gawd, get that looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# haha!!!
genuis!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# heehee!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# 4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
That had me stumped for a while :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# wibbly wobbly wonderful:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# THIS!...
...is FP material!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# The Magic Donkey seems to have taken a day off
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Simply super
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# arf!
you just know the ones who don't get it don't do the shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Oh ffs hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# This has big helpings of brilliance
And a dollop of ace too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Simple, elegant visual pun.
It don't get much better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hahahahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# hehehehe
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# perf
ekt
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Glorious!
and eminently FP-able
*cricks*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
there was an old Russ Abbot sketch like this- MFI lorry falling apart, Durex lorry with a puncture etc
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Chuckle-able Truck
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# #10


i had two cinema trips in one day this week, a new record for me (not much of one admittedly, but still)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
Nicely miss! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# the holiday is over :(
college again tomorrow.
oh well, at least i filled my break with things for once.
and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Awwww, never mind.
I'm grand thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# haha!
i hate it when that happens. er, i mean, i'm glad that doesn't happen to me

two cinema trips in a week is a lot, let alone a day. you'll get square eyes. giant square eyes. with curtains
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I think they just call them lids now.
Though I do quite like the sound of eyecurtains.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# oh yeah, every time i have a good idea it's already been invented...
i wouldn't want a blind though ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# This is good and I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# do you get the nachos?
im obsessed with them, no really!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# i don't think "picture house" places do natchos
they do have nice pop corn though
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# lovely inks :D
woo :)


which films did you see?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# in the loop
and "freaks" at a special late night screening that included an into before hand with magic tricks.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# SIMPSONS EPISODE ALL OVER AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# New Kid on the Block
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# shut it you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# What. >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# fuck off out the shop Mr Spring Roll
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# thats not a spring roll
I should know, i am Chinese

FUCK OF MR SPRING ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I'D LIKE A FUCK OF HER SPRING ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# YOU FUCK HER SLING LOL! WHAT!!!
CRALY BASSAR!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Making your eyes into slits with your fingers doesn't make you Chinese

you silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# what are you saying?
everyone knows its still perfectly acceptable to become chinese at any time, i find that i get a lot more respect in chinese restaurants when i cleverly decieve them into thinking i am their brethren, they all stand together and point at me and whisper to eachother (as not to interrupt meal), the other day i was savagely beaten by masked assailants just after i left the place, those muggers were lucky my chinese freinds were not there i can tell you...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# All I'm saying is
you probably forgot your yellow paint
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I always make sure I have copious amounts of yellow paint
you never know when you need to make no parking marks on the road for no apparent reason
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I like to paint NO SMORKING signs on things

...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# population shout not smork in diluted area!!!
it is inconvenience
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Yays!
This has made my face laugh and my evening better.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# haha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# pfffft!
if a ten foot caterpillar came to my restaurant, he could eat for free
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# what food do you serve in your place?
*mealtickets
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# finest caviar, really good chips
and lying-about-owning-a-restaurant soup
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha...no veggies allowed:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Beautiful
Just beautiful.
(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# YAAAAAY!
*hungries*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# my head hurts
[ image converted to link due to bigness ]
can't figure how to optimize animated ones further without it looking like crap.
(Floz sells fried objects, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
#
Scanlines.

Make a layer with the horizontal scanlines that's superimposed over your animation. Don't use vertical scanlines, gifs compress images line by line.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Do you have a link to an unoptimised version?
It's always worth uploading that one too so we can see it if we like :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# here's the big version
3/4 of a meg!

edit: it's for a friends phone, he insists on having a GWAR related animation for a background/wallpaper..
(Floz sells fried objects, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That is a horrendous source!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# tell me about it...
my friend provided it, and I haven't found anything better from the same video.
(Floz sells fried objects, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Indeed

The quality is just unworkable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# i can't even tell what's going on in it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# All that Red Stripe has adversely affected your eyesight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Here you go
Same dimensions as you posted and 154kb
I love horses

Now should I watch Superman II or III?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Superman Not Ill
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Well TBH I wanted to watch the new series of American Dad
But those thoughtless bastards at fox don't release it until tomorrow *fumes*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Why not download them? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Torrenting is a pain in the arse
None of the streams work at americandadx and they only have a few episondes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Blah blah blah ;)
How's the castle coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I finished it on Friday
http://b3ta.com/board/9372056
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Aceness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Not to mention the conviction of the Pirate Bay guys :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# thanks maximinimus
If he doesn't like it, he can make his own animated phone nonsense.
I'm going back to bed now.
(Floz sells fried objects, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# How did you animate the seams to well?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I just made my first seamhorse

How did I do?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Like a champ.
But needs a monocle. And some Comic Sans.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# 7/10 not seamy enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I was going for subtlety.
I seam to have overdone it.

Oh well, it'll do for now.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# subtle? SUBTLE???
THIS IS FUCKING B3TA! YOUR "SUBTLE" HAS NO PLACE HERE!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# You will learn in time....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# that horse...
has a 'whatchu talkin'bout Willis?' look in his eye
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Some nice combinations
needs more seams

7/10
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Hmmm
I think you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# LOOKS TOO PROFESSIONAL!
TRY NOT-SO-HARDER NEXT TIME.

3/5
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# When yiffing meets S&M?
Is that from Dom Joly? Looks like the kind of thing he'd do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Yay for superlative optimisation!


Sorry to whoevers that is, I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# BIGGAR!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I thought it was, to be honest!!

How's tricks Dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Not too shabby,
7 days till my birthday and I have ordered a super awesome new watch to treat myself :D

How about yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Pretty cool
Working too much,but I have to, to pay for forthcoming beerage events!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Fair enough reason I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# That's just silly




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I HAD TO USE ALL 15 OF MY MONITORS TO SEE THAT HURRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Your monitors are 400 pixels wide?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# yes, they are orbital micromonitors
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# i have an array of those too!
*lies
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# How terribly mature!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# do not do that, if you must be so foolish to make something as large as this, please use <img width=100% src=" blah blah etc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# WATCH OUT TRAINFACEMAN
MR SPEEDBALL IS BUMMING!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It's an ugly planet, a bug planet...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# YAY!
anyone who doesn't recognise that caterpillar has never been a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# haahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/880317
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# woo!
the buffet car is open!

EDIT: Gambit is in the new x-men!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# yes he is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i can't wait to see it
which, for a 34-year-old woman, is quite sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# "Fuck you childhoodless bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# hell, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# :D
'clicky'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Soup herb!

I clicked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Haha!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# oh yes!
♥joys♥
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Ruthless, cold killers behind those deceitful eyes
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# hahahaha, woo
nice Stoppit & Tidyup reference there
The two bees, bee-have and bee-quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I was going to make a seamhorse

but then I made this shit instead, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# EXTREME (forced) PERSPECTIVE HORSE
is just as good
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Jesus wept.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I wept
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I would like to have a horse head dispenser installed in my house please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# There's no button.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Unexpected flaw!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# UNEXPECTED FLAWSES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Seam Horse Sunday?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# :D
everything a b3tan could ever need:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Alt compo?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# it contains shark
shark is never shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Au Contrairé

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# SHAAAAAAAAAARRRKKK!!!
i still love this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# this is really cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# That's cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# cool, an opportunity to link.
to my link.
www.b3ta.com/links/304754
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Nice.

I think Madonna's next video should consist of only seamhorses and chainsaws
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I like this,
and I like your username, because I love Robery Rankin.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] 'O' level in sideways thoughts
(injuredllama was bored until, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I want a sausage milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I want a milky sausage shake
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# i want a milky shaken sausage
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Dude.....
that sounds like sooooo gay :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Not if I'm shaking me own sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# ...point well made
I retract my previous motion
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Thank you,
I think it's very important to differentiate between gayness and wankingness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# shake your sausage enough, you'll get milk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# You sound like you've been reading SCIENCE again

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# SCIENCE is always on my coffee table
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Cor

Where do you keep your coffee then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# in a jar
then in a mug.
then in my stomach.
then i release it back into the wild.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Good thing you have some SCIENCE to use your coffee table for then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# indeed.
without SCIENCE, coffee tables would be useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# guffaws
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# oi
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# You've got seams!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# you've got cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Wow.....just.....WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# jeebus!!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# it's got a fucking horseshoe on the ehd!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Fuckin hell!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# impressive
phallus!

My little shemale...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# ha ha ha what?
The fact I DO know, is that masks like that would make wrestling a must-see event :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# the fact i get this scares me
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# i want to see them
knock the stuffing out of each other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I saw the most pointless thing ever today
A drive through Subway, why? just why?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# there's a drive-thru S'way near me :)
italian BMT ftw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I've stopped eat them
They look like baked slurry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# ....
A drive through Subway, why? just why?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# well, yes
It was the fact they have drive through's, just saw it as the most pointless thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I thought you meant the underground at first
and thought 'what's so strange about that then?'

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# same thing, both get filled with shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# they're called bridges
ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# drive thru??.......... a drive INTO i could imagine...
with a big LORRY..:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# WoW? Been around for centuries.

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# this took way too long

never mind, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Is it a Moby Dick joke?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# haha
I said "dick".

Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# moby dick is curable these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# and there was me thinking that Moby Dick was an allegory
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# no, suppository
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Hahahahha you said "dick" hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
you said 'Hahahahha' hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahahha you said "dick" hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# yeah, it is a shit book. 99% of it copied out of an encyclopaedia on whales
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# All about Whales:
Fact one: Whales are fish.

sigh
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Fact two:
The capital of whales is Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# fact three: if you see a whale, kill it and steal its oil
the end
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# but it did inspire
Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan, so it's not all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# how does that work?
ah you mean, as one man's hunt for the beast that has burdened his life
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# sounds more like Elmer Fudd to me
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# A lot of Khan's monologues are straight out of Melville
"From hell's heart I stab at thee" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# so not much from the book then
As wrath of khan contained no whales
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Pffffft
Although the cups should have the corners cut off

And the table

And their ears

And your image
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# aaargh he is in a spiderweb
run run run!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# he cannot run he is in a spiderweb
aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# It is all over now
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# apollo: the roman god of chicken
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# ROCKY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# wut?
(Peter_G, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# You'll find him in tha club tryin' ta reach his bud'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
easy to mug him now:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# hahahaha
Shortarse rms
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Damnit!
I was gonna type that.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Woo!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# chairman lmao!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Pffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# hehe >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# she needs a face wax
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# She has ear wax.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# ugliness has a new sponsor
*full-body shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# she needs a face wax
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# wax is good yet painful.
immac leaves you with sore skin :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I don't think it would matter on her face
She just looks like she needs to have her whole face waxed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# or violently removed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# 20 months in the body shop might just sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# it couldn't possibly make it any worse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# 20 months in Photoshop might just sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# How about a wax face
from Madam Tussauds?
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# It's alright, they're married.....honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# He's living the peadophile's dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Must piss Glitter off,
he gets locked up in Vietnham, they get to go on French and Saund.....nah, maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I'd often wonder
about these two. They were married, right?

But she was a four-foot boy-a-like and he was, well, a bloke.

Has anybody actually seen "Wee Jimmy Cranky" without his Angus Young outfit on? Ever?

Freaky.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Spotted !
Believe it or not....yes, yes I have....

In the "Apple" store (Buchanan Street, Glasgow), wearing a dress of all things and yes, she is tiny but has surprisingly large "yaps" !!

Fan dabby dozy !
(Woozles loved your mum in Emmanuelle, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE AND FLAMING PISSHAMMERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Lol
Mentals!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# she's just trying to get laid
give her a break!!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# If she shaved her head and stuck a sock down her trousers
she'd probably have more luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# haha!
those pesky chinese!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# ha ha...
...good one!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# *snort*
giggled so hard i scared the pets....
(I helped save b3ta! venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Another fucking series?!!!
This should save him some time for the next one.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# pfff
still love the way he says "no more goat soup"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# He's great as a bit part actor of miscellaneous middle eastern origin.
He should stick with that and be done with it.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# true
his stand-up routine was funny at first, but i've never seen a comedian go stale so fast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# See also:
Chris Rock and Black


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Black the band?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Black the Afro American


How dodgily racist does that sound!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# you racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Shut it whitey!!
;P


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# watch out on your zimmer, old man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Yep
fucking iring isn't it.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# yep, we get it, you are an Iranian
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# arf!
he's a good laff:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN, HUMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Because he's Iranian.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I saw the ad with him singing "I'm Iranian"
and I wept. Then I chucked my telly away.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# He was born in Chelsea raised and schooled in England and Ireland so I'd say he was definitely British.
As for throwing my telly away, I'd only consider doing that if my ps3 died.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# hahahaa yes I said something like this lastnight about him

but it had more words like twatish and cunt mixed in
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I had my kids round
so I had to refrain from swearing, but he is a fucking cock of the highest order.
I saw the 1st episode of his last series and a couple of sketches over the rest of it and they basically
do revolve around him being in a situation where it's unusual for an iranian man to be.
"Look I'm in Pride and Prejudice as the leading man.... But I'm IRANIAN!!!"

GRRRAAGGHHHHHGRRTPIULIUYGASDFIUYGFEWIUFTYG FEIDTFEUGDFUYAFEWDTUYG
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] not wrongstructions
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# :?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# :3)
.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# yes. yes it can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# now i know!!.............
there'll be no stopping me:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Your horse has many hills
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Now I'll never be flummoxed by gates again!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# ha ha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# i like this madness
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# this wins on so many levels...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
#

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Ha.
Anyone seen Pasa around?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# hahahaha
Go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# He's going the wrong way!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# live the dream, little guy
live the dream!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# aaaaaaw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# All credit to teh Diesel....doing his utmost to avoid typecasting!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# actually, it suits him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# ha!
it suits him luvverlee:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# yay vin
only 5 days until dark athena
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# . . . . . :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Dakka dakka dakka
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# this is in danger of amusing me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# crikey, after all the bad publicity they've finally decided to go softly softly at last
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# That'll teach them to litter.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# "There'll be no fucking wainscotting on my watch!!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# wainscotting on a watch would look dreadful.
i'd plump for the enameled face and jewelled bezel, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# that'll probably mean rubber bullets then...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# ha ha!
Definitely genuine - his ID number is obscured.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha
That is the most wonderful thing that I have seen in a while :D

woo *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Pfft, send it to the Times
Tell 'em you caught it on your mobile
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# yes, this^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# oooh
controvershul
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Kill em all!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

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