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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

People really should stop taking LSD when they go to the desert.

Unless, of course, they WANT to trip.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

hehehe....

Those sand-timers make need a quantity of Neapolitan Ice Cream...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

Everyone always eats the chocolate

Leaving the Vanilla and Strawberry for me :D

I can't have icecream now though :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

i think only one company makes the neapolitan ice cream for all the super markets

cos the chocolate tastes the same wherever you buy it but it's different from all other chocolate ice creams.

thas logic that is.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

beautiful :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

heheh

took me a second to get the hourglasses

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Swine Flu, run!!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Is he up my chimney?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

up your bum ;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

you like it up your chimney

my nipples will explode

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boff FL OZ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

Hmmmm explosive nipples.....

*wanks furiously*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

what are you going to do when the chimney falls on you!?

(wasn't that a crappy song from like 10 years ago...)?

edit : this -- www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6-ILQXEMVA

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

the more pertinant question is what she gonna look like with some chutney on her.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Damn sexy, that's what.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

0_0

.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Free piggy backs man!

get on it!

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

"chucking up chutney"

"on a tuppeny whore"

man, they don't write songs like that anymore

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

*Lambeth walks*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

it's got that ring of cockney musichall certainly :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

"Covered my willy in Piccalilli"

"and she was screamin' out for moreOOoooh I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

"One day as I was walking up Blueberry Hill"

A fair maiden attacked me with Pickle and Dill.
She cried would you do me my fair picillily.
With a hey nonny nonny bibble my willy.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

AAAAAynnnnnnnnd III sAAAAAAAIIIIYYYDDD

You can't get me hard without Mustard
It just shrivels and wibbles away
my cock wont fetch up with out Ketchup
you'll be pumping flaccid all daaaayyyy

There will be no passion spent
If you don't lather me in condiment
it's the only way to stay content
to be covered in condimeeeeeeent

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

ok, someone needs to put this to music

and sing with a glorious cock-a-knee accent

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

where's redsushi when you need him

bah humbug!

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Mrs Vagabond and I went to the St Ives music festival.

In one pub we had a drink in, there was an old gal there strumming an equally old guitar, singing in a good, rough ol' blues way, "I said to him I sure like your key, but yer puttin it in the wrong keyhole ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

maybe he was just channel hopping

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

There'll be no sexual bartar with out tartar

I need it to provide me vip and vim
It'll only be little john without dijon
I would a be a spectacle quite griiiim

You shall be amazed
by the difference made by hollandaise
I'll get the horn, of course,
If you provide the peppercorn sauce

I'll keep you so content
If you lather me in condiiimeeeeeeeennttts

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

major pfffft at the cock-ketchup line

We should get ourselves a recording contract with material like this..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

oooiiiiiiii

...grabbed her by the hand
and ran her down to Putney
And by the river there I showed her my enormous chutney

She fell back in a swoon,
All quivering at my preserving
So I took my chance and offed my pants
and set to working with my gerkin

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

*chorus*

BUT SHE WAS FULL OF EELS
SHE WAS FULL OF EELS
TRIED TO HAVE A FEEL
BUT SHE WAS FULL OF EELS

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

This is flipping Novello winning stuff

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

we need fucking andrew lloyd webber, stat

he could make this into a full on musical :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

SEXTCHUP

THE MUSICAL

EDIT: I've booked mark this when my compouter stops being a massive bellended cocksplatter I shall get on to recording this lovely little ditty.

*starts working out chordlings on his ukulele*

:D

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

You utter star

Give me a shout if you want "Cover artwork" :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

fuck yeah!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

well stacked!

noice

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Are you Edward Elric?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

WHAT! you gona look like wid a chimney on it?

EDIT: Fucksocks... someone said that didn't they.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

Holds.

come here lill'fella - I want a few days off work.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Can't you just fake it?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

Same thing with this one.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Why fake it when you can have so much fun getting it the proper way?

www.b3ta.com/board/9399733 Look at the smile on his face.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

piggy!!

bacon prices will probably drop..good news

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

pig repellant

will get more expensive....bad news

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

how can you not love pigs ? :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Hooray!

I like happy pig

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

hurray for piggy!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

beautiful :D

but this was the beginning of the end for animal farm :(:(:(:(

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

the bacons moves!

kill it

and

We love you Jane goody - We'll never forget you.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

she iz in hevn nw wid de ded babby Piglits

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

If she gets to heaven it would no longer be a "heaven" for many people.

Jane didn't make it to heaven on the ground alone.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Oh you'll never get to heaven

In a baked bean tin...
'cos a baked bean tin..
s'got baked beans in!

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

thats

bewyteful.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

funny because it's true

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

More intelligent than dogs, I hear.

In fact, right now, I have one in my kitchen, that's very nice, very clean.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROSz9V4FiMU

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

THE PIG FUCKING MOVIE

www.imdb.com/title/tt0072355/

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

hooray

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

MOOOOO

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

god knows what this one was about...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

I just love sequences of images that make no fucking sense

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

every T.V. soap ever!

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

A tragic tale of love on the clifftops, sailing, and pig-on-pig hardcore action.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

pfft

i love bacon...is that the same?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

This must be a close-up of the insides of Miss Piggy

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

YAY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

COCK TUESDAY!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Oh shit

I hadn't realised

*drops pance*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

I don't even wear one

*scratches balls*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

*offers comb*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

awww

swine flu is cute

edit/ just noticed the BBC website's first incorrect use of the term "swine fever", a totally different disease
edit2/ and I've got them to change it!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Hammy bugs :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

very wooooooo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Thanksy :-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

looks more like boston terrier fever

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

haha, now you mention it...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

hehe!

Jefe Porcina

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

ARCHHHHHHH KILLIT!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Set the controls for the heart of the...

larger the colour works a bit better, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

Your furball is ON FUCKING FIRE!

Nice pic :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

Eeek!

*gets fire blanket*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

!! Your blanket's on FIRE!!

*fetches fire bucket*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

You're bucket's on fire!

*fetches fireman*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

OMG! Your man. He's on fucking FIRE

*Goes to fe........actually, that looks quite nasty, can someone fetch a doctor quite urgently

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

CO2's the lot of ya.....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

But...HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

thats lully!

Its like the BBC news intro after reaching critical mass

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

If the Beeb were to spend £10m on a rebrand that looked like this

I'd be happy.

I'd be even happier if they gave the tender to JPG and I could claim a finders fee

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

They can commission fruntbuttock to do logos

for WAR coverage a'la the day today.

Its got that bbc news vibe, but with EXPLOWSHUNS!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

"fruntbuttock"???

Hahahahahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

i always read it as that

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

das noice.

hav a woo

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Wowzer!!!

Wonderful stuff as always JP *Clickety Click* :)

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Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Cheers Ninj, old chap!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

truly a work of beauty

very woo, sir

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Most kind, sir...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

swirly explosions FTW!

awesome work, grunty!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

As is evident, my head is in a confused state today.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Is this what happens when a pixie lights a fart?

It looks hypnotic, like I am staring into the breech...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

18 points - Quite Right!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

I like this

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

nuclear cat's hairballs were becoming a problem

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Arf!

*giggles like a loon*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

nice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Ta Prodge...

- am I forgiven for earlier?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

My favourite so far!!!

This is the 3rd of yours now displayed as my desktop wallpaper (and for what it's worth I rarely bother changing my wallpaper) so I must like them! Hurrah!

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jonbontempi, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

Nearly missed you there, sir

very kind of you to say, thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Holy shit, i love that

Does it come in wallpaper size?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

I just clicked the "large version" and right-clicked wallpaper...

...and it looks fab

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jonbontempi, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

I'm not on my computer, so i can't do that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

short answer - it does indeed, sir

and thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

It does mean that i will have to get rid of your other one

Will spaz back when i get back tonight

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

SQUIGGLE PARTY!

nicely :D

very woo :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

You've been taking pictures of my bed hair again!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

*Tweaks Moustache*

Why, my dear, those pictures are between us two only....

;-)

*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

Probably for the best, considering.. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Yeah, the oiled donkey was still in shot...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

You say that like I had anything to do with him!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Oh, it's all *my* fault now, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

I'd like to point out that you were the one who booked him

I'm just the one who calmed him down and stopped him crashing through the living room window.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

He did knock over the 'equipment' table...

Made a dreadful mess on the carpet.... I'll call the cleaners, pronto.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Bless. I thought he was quite cute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Very ace!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Oh yes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Woo.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

very very nice squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Thank you Archie, my fine fellow!

All well, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

oh my

this is a special explosion, like what I'd expect if a sherbet factory blew up.

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Some days you're a pacman, and some days you're a pill

/profounds blog

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

When ams I a ghost babs?!

When ams I?

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Never the ghost?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

ghost piss :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Alright, some days you're a ghost too

:)

EDIT: And some days you're frui...

Listen, it's my analogy OK? Leave me alone!

/today I'm a pill blog

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

but only at the end of them.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

I'm the maze

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

*giggles*

Oh God!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Everybody wants to be the ghost.

I'm fairly sure that's what Tears for Fears meant.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

some days a hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer

Somehow that reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wfgi9hGx1o

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

comedian badge?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Yes please

I'll take one with Frank Carson on please

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

HA!

/It's the way that you tell 'em blog

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

BELLY'S GONNA GETCHA

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

"Objects in the mirror are sometimes closer than you think"

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

FUCK! OBJECTS!

*runs off screaming*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Fuck objects?

You mean proztitoots?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Why is it never raining in your posts?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Bring it on. I got the yearly tea-cosy death to worry about first.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

PANIC!!!!!!!!

my local rag is well happy - there are confirmed cases in the area!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

How do the Dutch panic exactly?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

They put on wooden shoes and run around a windmill

spitting in the air.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

hahaha

[mental image]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

calmly

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

They light 2 spliffs at once

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

pfffft

Best bit of blatant stereotyping evar!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

^ all this ^, at the same time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

It doesn't bother me... I have Lemsip.

AND IT'S MAX STRENGTH!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

and BACON flavour!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

don't be silly... I use Vick's Baco'-rub

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

CURE YOUR PIGS NOW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

HAHAHAHAH!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

Hahah

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

haha

3-in-1?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Seems to be 2 in 1

Dual action: 1) Pressure Pain, 2) Blocked Sinuses.

I feel a bit cheated out, now.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

I am eating spicy tomato soup

so there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

i have a bag of maltesers.

I may go and have some proper lunch in a moment, if I can be bothered to get up.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

You'll love you for it, so do it

Maltesers is not lunch.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

I have rectified the situation, and now have a ham and tigerbread sandwich

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

ham and tigerbread in a sandwich?

weird

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

don't be facetious, young man.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Hahahah

Two completely different viewpoints on the news last night.

ITV - OMG PANDEMIC PANIC WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

BBC - Well, all the cases outside of Mexico have been quite mild so far...

Media hype lols.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

but the BBC have been all "WE'RE JUST TWO STAGES AWAY FROM A GLOBAL PANDEMIC!" too

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Well they were quite considered last night I thought.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

One the one hand we're all going to die

but on the other hand here's a cat stuck up a tree *whimsy whimsy whimsy*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

BUT THE CAT HAS CAT FLU

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

*loads cat into bucket*

"FIRE WORRY TREBUCHETS!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

clearly people don't know what pandemic means

or they wouldn't be adding global.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

I planted that there for someone to point that out

ATM MACHINES PIN NUMBERS

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

£2.50p

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

Strangly enough, I haven't noticed that sort of irritant here

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

do you have dollars and cents?

you being indicative of australia

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

they've started using the Zimbabwean dollar

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

yeh but I haven't noticed anything like $3.50c before,

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

GAH FUCK!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

i do, it's when Pandas run around spreading disease

with dirty bamboo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

If you're brown and in a poor country you're fucked.

If you're white and rich you're ok.

I'm not too sure how England is with this right now! - I am have gotten this very very wrong.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

pffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

haha

yes - we are at TAUPE alert

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Oh god, only one step away from BISCUIT!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

I wish I had biscuits

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

I dunno man

WE MAY HAVE TO PUT IT UP TO BEIGE IF THIS SHIT KEEPS UP

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

we are really fucked it it hits PUCE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

The ITV news is the Daily Mail in 3D

It's a pure work of horror.

The evening news is the worst. I believe one b3tan summed it up perfectly when he described it as the 'fear news'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

I hate thier OTT 3d look

Its brass eye/ day today personified.

Gimme the warm, genuine duo of suzanne virdee and nick owen any day.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

west midlandser then?

nick owen has sardonic eyebrows.

Watch them.. they never stop moving.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

i think i will

i have never noticed - im usually looking at Virdee's fudging lully eyes and hair

Fittest newsreader evar innit

Im sure nick owen wouldnt be as bad as that bloke off ITV news with the GIANT eyebrows, that are always in a smug/ worried shape - even during the comic relief stories.

TRUFAX - Nick owen did a speech and stopped for drinks when the place i used to work at opened its doors. Kay alexander was there too! No virdee tho :-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

haha

tis true - I watched ITN last night for the first time in ages

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

I wonder if they also broadcast in surround sound?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

I think it's sensurround

the sound system they designed for the movie Earthquake

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Yeah, this also gets on my nerves

Why the fuck is ITV about 10 times louder than all the other channels?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

The advertisements usually are - i've found

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

It seems to be for all the programmes at the moment

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

All the news channels have their own quirks

BBC: Leftist arsekissers
ITV: Fear mongerers
CH4: Everyone else is racist
CH5: Tits and fluff

Anyone else miss the days of Jasmine Lowson on the Big Breakfast?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Jasmine Lowson... MMMMMMMMMMMM......................

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

oh, man she was GORGEOUS!

Now she does rubbish celeb news things on bbc15 or something

I used to piss myself laughing at Tommy Vance's voicover work on that dumb and dumberer clips show that she co-presented.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

There are times when a google search for a name proves worthwhile

this is one of those times

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Good call!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

Goodness!

That's a rather fetching young lady.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

Teh Fear news?

I'd actually watch it if it was that.

I find it irritatingly mawkish.
"FAMILY STABBED TO DEATH WHILE THEIR BABY WATCHES AND CRIES, OH GOD WHAT A WORLD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

you should make a program that scans news headlines and then appropriately updates the image.

while factoring in the daily birth rate.

yup.

EDIT: *is pretty sure the death percentage would be falling constantly*

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

just take a quick shuffty at the McKendrick von Foester equation.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Why, are you trying to bore us to death?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

he likes playing with drills...?

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

I think I will stomp off and feel unappreciated.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Julia Gillard is again on her way to your place

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

mmm delicious julia, I truly hope the red hair isn't dye.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

I'd like to look at the Colonel Sanders equation, which defines the amount of herbs and spices required when added to deep fried chicken

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

There are 11 unknowns. And if there's only one equation the system can't be solved!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

There are known knowns.

These are things we know that we know.
There are known unknowns.
That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know.
But there are also unknown unknowns.
There are things we don't know we don't know.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

I thought for a sec that was yes minister, but unfortunately it was real

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Donald Rumsfeld

The man's a genious :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

It is actually an interesting point

in that we can't predict what future knowledge is going to be - obviously, otherwise we'd already have it - and yet we can somehow know what type of information it is that we're trying to find out. Whatever that means.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

There is some good commentary in

wikipedia.

We do our best to "know what type of information it is that we're trying to find out", but that meta-knowledge is itself something we continually struggle to find out. I suppose that's why prototyping is such a successful strategy.

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Marvelous.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

It is scarily similar to a scene in Yes, Minister

EDIT:
The fact that you needed to know was not known at the time that the now known need to know was known, and therefore those that needed to advise and inform the Home Secretary perhaps felt that the information that he needed as to whether to inform the highest authority of the known information was not yet known, and therefore there was no authority for the authority to be informed because the need to know was not, at that time, known or needed.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

*claps*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

If this was Jane Austen, it would, eventually, make sense.

(And more: the words chosen would approximately be both necessary and sufficient).
But try as I might, I can't unravel that! [Edit: I mean, it doesn't seem to make sense without some further context]

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

im amazed that this 'global epidemic' has actually

provide proper news, rather than some vague celebrity pish like that suzanne bint did a fart that sounded like an angel, or becks gets a new pair of socks.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

SUZANNE BINT DID A FART THAT CONTAINED FLU VIRUS

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

What?

New socks for Becks? When?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

the news loves anything that they can get self important about

WE GIVE YOU THE FACTS THAT HELP YOU TO STAY ALIVE!!!

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

boy, will your face be red when the world is a wasteland and only a select few human settlements remain!

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

interesting it's only america and britain

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

also, I think that about five people were quarantined in NZ

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

that was for sheep dipping...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

Hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

absolute fucking sham is what it is..

pig flu my arse..control by fear

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

shit...

so that's how you're sure catnipppp's a fake...?

YOU'RE THE REAL DAVID DEES!

:P

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

catnippp and Dave Dee are 2 different people

and if you're scared or buy into this pig flu shite then you are as pathetic as the rest of them.

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

I generally treat all facets of life with a hefty dose of surrealism

which I then mock from a far in my golden jellied ivory tower.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

i don't think it's that crazy, but there is certainly a massive amount of hype over it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Mexico: 152 suspected deaths from swine flu - 20 confirmed cases
US: 50 confirmed cases
Canada: 6 confirmed cases
New Zealand - 3 confirmed cases
UK - 2 confirmed cases
Spain: 2 confirmed cases
Israel - 1 confirmed case
Countries with suspected cases: Brazil, Guatemala, Peru, Australia, and South Korea, and seven EU states

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

for fuck sake..that's fuck all

how many people in those countries have a really bad common cold..I bet the numbers would outshine that.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

but do common colds kill 10% of people infected?

(OK, I know no one outside Mexico has died)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Wasn't there also something in Spain and France?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

first case in Europe was Barcelona

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

oh for fuck sake

the 2 people who have it in scotland are in the hospital 10 mins up the road from me.

I know a nurse who works in The Monklands hospital and he says they're fucking fine.

It's pathetic fear mongering

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

you're going on ignore

IT CAN SPREAD THROUGH THE INTERNET

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

heh

*does the donald sutherland bodysnatchers point/screech at prodigy69*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

How does she know how well they fuck?

Wait...don't tell me... ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

Yes its the media's biggest bandwagon since SARs and bird flu

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Eventually the entire world population is going to be dulled by potential pandemics

so that when a real one comes along we're all like "Pfft, yeah, whatever."

it's the boy who cried wolf but everyone dies :(

(

Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

WOLF FLU?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

haha if I encountered a wolf I wouldn't be worrying about what viruses it has

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

And perhaps only the elite or the illuminati will have an antidote....

/Catnipppp

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

I'm still shooting every pig and mexican I see

you can never be to careful

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

STAY AWAY FROM THE PORK NACHOS

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

Yes, but that's just everyday normal business

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

Some people believe that this is border patrol

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

La Migra! La Migra! La Migra! La Migra!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Yeah.... but....

We have until the end of time to stop counting!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Wh yis it only killing Mexicans?

and why hasn't the press hilariously called it Pinata Flu yet?

Also, from "The Centre for Disease Control and Prevention"
"About 36,000 Americans die on average per year from the complications of flu."

Now can we please stop panicing, ta

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

The Mexicans are Hispanicking all over the place

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

the situation looks gringo

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

dead and burrito'd

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

^this wins

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

*dies a little inside*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

*standing ovations*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Stop it you two!

This is a matter of meximum gravity

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

36000 is 0.001% of the cases of seasonal flu in the US each year

In Mexico, the current outbrak has a mortality rate of 10%

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

LOLPIGS

I hope this porktacular epidemic means that Chiquitos will be lowering their prices.
I lurve that place, and this being b3ta, i predict that everyone else hates it.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

aaaaaaaaargh a really nasty cold

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

I've got a snuffly nose, am I going to die?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Yes, As long as your nose is not stuffed with ham

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

YES

Panic. Panic like you've never panicked before.

The 4 porkmen of the aporkalypse will come for you.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

not if you wear a thin tissue paper mask

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

I'm just waiting for the dead victims to suddenly get up as zombies.

after I survive the pandemic, I'll write my memoirs. I'll call it "Resident Steve-il"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Did the media learn nothing from bird flu?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

if you feed dead pigs to live pigs

what do you expect?

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Why, pig zombies of course!

You silly...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

mmmm

zombie bacons

nom nom

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boff FL OZ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

the IKEA cafe?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

OMG

Maybe I should join %RELIGION_WHERE_ALL_MEMBERS_ARE_SAVED_FROM_SUCH_THINGS%

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

This was a lot funnier in my head..

Hopefully makes a bit more sense to someone else but me.

(NecronomiconUK, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Nice try

I'm going for a wank

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

Not a clue, sorry!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Dammit!

(NecronomiconUK, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

Bumpty! Humpty! Bumpty! Humpty! Bumpty! Humpty! Bumpty! Humpty!

Previously....
Brian Snail
Brian May
Brian Blessed

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

breasts

(

WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

mmmm wobbling tits

(and the one in the middle has a canny pair too)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAYKE!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

I believe the medical term is norks.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

"They're called breasts, and everyone has them!"

I actually call them chesticles.

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

the dirty

cant

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

I like the way her tits are bouncing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

bounce bounce bounce bounce

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

I think i'm one of the few that find amanda holden sexy

SO bloody would

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

les dennis's sloppy seconds

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

hahahaah

freaky!

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

:D lovely work

good seriesing :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

faster!

FASTER!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Amanda Holden's lovely

She really is.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

I find her lack of normal eyes disturbing...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

breasts

These things really make me gleeeeee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

jiggly

That Cant!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

Through the round hole....

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

I don't really get this playdoh masochism malarkey

Ooooh, it's my b3taday! What did you get me?
:)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

Happy b3taday!

VIMOD has been serving a lot of these lately.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

is this a gayshift thing?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

Most likely.

Day time Australia corresponds with the Gay shift UK.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

we all are

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

VIMOD transcends timezones

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

That's right. People can be B& 24/7 anywhere, anytime.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

it was the slap any old face onto a picture that gave it away

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Ah yeah, all the day shift wagons have slap any old person into a picture

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

I wonder if Freebase originated from the gay shift

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

didn't gronky find the freebase pic and then a few wagoned it?

i was referring to henry wagon, which was a day shift thing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

I think Cockweasle assisted in building the wagon

I did know the history, but i've forgotten it

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

...another gayshift disasterpiece

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Henry started off in the dayshift

but then got ruined by the gayshift.

Other gayshift finest moments include the 50ft woman shitewagon, the limes shitewagon, and the stegosaurus shitewagon.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

what was there to ruin? it was a bloke with a polybag

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Too many dicks in your arse - that's your problem.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:47, archived)

50ft woman was dayshifters (some of them stayed up to fuck up our fun)

Henry never appeared in the gayshift
I don't even know what this stegosaurus thing is

don't blame the gayshift for the dayshift's failed attempts at humour

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

hahahahahha! SPPPAAAANNGG!!!

oooh, and happappappappy B3taday!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

a non-stick spanging pan

congrats

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

I got you some tadpoles...close your eyes and suck them out of this tube.

haha at playdough porn. I made stuff in playdough:

Click for bigger (24 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

loon

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

top 'tache!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

I always thought his moustache was made in China

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Haha festive Merv is festive!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Yipes

Good God, he's got a baby's arm like a cock

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

holding an apple.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

MOAR!

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

I don't have anything else in playdough

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

well I cheated as that's in plastercine

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

bastard, I MADE the playdough to make merv.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

I ordered mine :(

although it was ordered from the same company that Aardmen get theirs from too. :D

photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v231/60/64/289000888/n289000888_478827_9844.jpg

I made the chair from scratch though.

EDIT: also more nearer completed pictures here:

www.stopmotionanimation.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=19&topic_id=1021&mesg_id=1021&page=7

although they are hideously moon sized

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Nicely!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

happy b3taday!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

Happy b3taday Zak

I got you some Toats

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

happy dynamites :)

STOMP STOMP STOMP

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

as its your candle day have this candle pic what I found.

I am in no way suggesting that you have failed!

failblog.org/2009/04/13/candle-fail/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Wahey!

Happy B3taday, 6 years old, you old fart.

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Hahahaha!

Happy b3taday!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Actual news.

(__, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

It looks like he's playing the drums on his enormous testicles

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

He is impervious to pain

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

your testicles

are purple with blue lines?
actually, hang on

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

Haha bloody hell

I miss Trios, best of all the 80s chocolate biscuit snack bars

(

Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

mint viscounts ftw

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Hmmmm

Mint viscounts are quite ftw-y, but lack the necessary win to topple the mighty Trio off the winperch.

(

Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

the trio was bigger

but the viscount is tastier per square inch

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

Trio was a lunchtime activity

The removal of the 3 choccyfudge squares atop the biscuit was a constant part of teenage life.
All you can do with a Viscount is nibble at it, like any other chocolate biscuit snack.

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Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

I vant - I vant -

a Viscounts.

A Viscounts? But, I am a Prince!

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

I've not had a trio bar in a very long time... are they still about?

in fact, are "club" bars still around?

"If ya like a lotta chocolate on your buscuit, join our club!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

You can still get Clubs

Trio I'm not so sure about

*waves*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

'lo Joe!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

hahahahaha...

John Peel used to do the voiceover on them ads.

He's dead now apparently

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

he died of cancer

in the thames

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

I promised myself I wouldn't get involved in this

but then I lied...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shake your bacon, shake your bacon!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

"Swine fever, swine fe-ver..."

Look at him, he's hogging the dancefloor!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

SWINE-TURD-DAY NIGHT

:D

especially liking the trotter action :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

haha!

This little piggy went to market
And this little piggy had the flu...

Random piggy wig

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

pink?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

it's a common colour for pigs

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Boiiing!!

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Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

oh noes

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

I read that as 'boiling'

and thought you were making a pot of kittintea

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

*waits for string to break and kitty to plummet to it's doom

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

How could you think such a thing?

I'm sending you some swine flu with added bacon - you'll love it.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

it's better than the other thought I had, which was

oh oh oh a problem with clamped BCs and an oscillatory source term. I wonder if I should solve it and see if the kitty's motion is physically reasonable?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

If you solve it, you'll also simultaneously solve the world's problems

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Let the kitty be a point mass...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Aww

Paw little guy has been hung out to dry

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

you know you are having a bad day

when you find you're hanging from a washing line AND caught in a an anomalous gravitational field...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

Some form of Off Kilter Comment About how that's what I've always wanted to help me wank

a hands free kit(ten)

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

I'll help you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

oooh fabulous

you point me in the direction of the porn repositories I'll handle the rest from there

*How do chappers :) how goes it?*

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

rather depressed now that I've discovered you only want a link to porn

oh well then, here you go

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

*Oggles*

strange, my girlfriend said the same thing.

by girl friend I do mean the one I crudely drew on my right hand.

Such beautiful eyes.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Aww :)

How's Meg today, Mr Ninj?

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

She's ace thanks Yam...

...although she did 'wee' on my jeans I left on the floor...bless :) How's you and 'bump'?

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Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

at least jeans can go straight in the wash (easier than a carpet, anyway!)

We're grand ta, bump is giving me a bloody good kicking :D

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Awwww.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

silly kitty

shouldn't have got wet in the first place

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Kittin has pooey foot.

Kittin no be llowed into hoose until pooey foot is remedied.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

all right deary :)

you feling any better today :)

*gent(i)le em(/in)braces*

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

*hug* much better, I've been fed

I don't get this 'losing weight, eating more' lark. I've never been hungrier in my life.

Are you going to eat that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

the bowl?

you can eat the bowl if you wish. It has apples in it's patterns I'm sure it will be tastey.

:)

*glad to hear it :)*

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'm going to go and nick some haribo off that lad over there.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

Awww.... poor little fellow....

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Living Dead

(gordiman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

You've lost me here.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

probably someone elses

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

hehehe, I've heard this of this chap's work

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Plan 9?

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

from out of space.

*nods*

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Plan 9 from Bell Labs is a distributed operating system

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

do what?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

This is....

nope. Sorry. What?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Gonna need the Cliff Notes for this one, I'm afraid.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

BECAUSE ALL YOU OF EARTH ARE

STUPID STUPID STUPID!

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Roger Moore is coming to get you

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

How..

Revealing...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

I like this :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

I knew you would.

;)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

needs more Rowdy Roddy Piper

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

There is only one bond and it wasn't roger moore.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

Contact Adhesive is a good bond...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

Liquid Nails

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

oh shush

I've seen super glue bond better

[edit] damn you BargeArse!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

hehe - No worries mate!

Great minds....

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

part of me really would like to see they live with roger moore in the lead role instead ofroddy piper.

I don't think I like that part very much.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Thats brilliant!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

Where is Bela Lugosi's Dad?

Otherwise RIS

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Perhaps if I....no....

maybe through a...nope
what if I....not that either
umm

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

That is MOST woo! I love that 'film'! :D

and I'm sorry but I had to:

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..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

great pic of Paul Gadd

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I know, I'm bad, I'm sure someones gonna give me some stick for that,

but feck it, I hate that ad so much I WANNA offend people!

(

..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

I prefer my version where the kid didn't want to get raped. :P

but top lube action though :D

(

arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

It's the free CDs and Jesus Juice he goes for...

and the large out-of-court settlements

(

..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

uber RISsage for me, I'm afraid....

has he given up on politics to make bad scifi movies?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

I don't think political satire

is your bag

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

I made this video for you

(

WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

It's not loading.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

but it wont play or buffer :(:(:(:(:(

(

arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

HA! in your face

It's really a GIF.

(

WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

He reminds me of Mark Benton

/Cracker Tracker Mortgage bloke

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

And in that brilliant show that was in a pub

and the housemartins did the theme tune.

Erm.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Early Doors

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

That's the one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

one of my fave progs ever

Mrs S and I are often doing impressions of Eddeh and Joan.

oh well that's an insight into my life anyway

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

he got a big face

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

and a big organ too!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

1 brown + 1 blue eye = antichrist

wellcome to B3ta

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

HEH

(

Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

who he?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

Friz?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

I use wash and go

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

share the pain

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

THX U BROKE MY EYES LOL

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

*wibbles*

how eye-destroyingly lovely :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

*dribbles*

not good for the head.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Ohhhhhhhh

That's not animated is it, it's my eyes going mad

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

That was the idea.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

really clever

I was so shocked it wasn't a gif

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

trippy

its like the walls in an Amsterdam dosshouse

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Pfft!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

ARRRGGHHH!! IT MOVES, YET IT DOESN'T!!!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

I always end upthinking these have cheatedby using a gif

but no , you've just made the tiny JPEG artefacts really sharp so they splitopen my monitor spillin it's life bloods which as they run over your picture.. make it look wobbly.

I'M ON TO YOU

WOO! :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

Darn - rumbled!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

and rubbed

*sugesstively waggles eyebrows*

*dons the latex gloves*

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

my eyeballs have gone all weird

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

*passes brillo pad*

This may* help.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

Dear God!

Firstly, have a massive *click*, then could you come and pick me up? I've gorn all dizzy! :)

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Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

*picks self off floor*

I'm really in no state, trust me on this.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

Owwww

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

*comforts*

Sorry, lovely.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

S'alright *hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

*aneurisms*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Hahaha!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

that'd make a nice bathroom tile pattern

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

Especially for those *4-Alarm*

hangovers, yes?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Good lord!

Ouch...
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

*offers elastoplast*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

*checks its not a gif*

argh!¬¬¬

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

Mwuahahahahaha!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

that is currently making people scream in my office

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

My evil plan has worked!

*plans World Domination through use of Optical Illusions*

*fails*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

wow - that's really good.

These eye tricks are amazing

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Ta!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Yeah, well - I was hoping you'd skip right along past, Prodge.

Apologies.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

i hope you have a new set of eyes for me

you owe me them :~)

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Yep - over there in that bowl of sand,

pick any two you like.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

*tries to click I Like This*

*tries to click I Like This*
    *tries to click I Like This*
*tries to click I Like This*
    *tries to click I Like This*
*tries to click I Like This*
    *tries to click I Like This*

(

Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

That's really rather special

(

Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Ta!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

just slightly NSFW

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

oh, come off it.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

hahaha

he'd get a good slap round the head in my day..

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

^this

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

this kid is gunna get real kinky when he's older

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

he's already taking it up the shitter

trust me

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

hahahahaha!!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

I really hate that feckin ad

can you adjust it so Paul is a nonce!?

(

..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

I don't want to have a poo at paul's

What the fuck is wrong with paul's?

*early garry glitter pic*

(

arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

HAHAHA!

Feck it, I'm doin that, brb...

(

..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

I want to go to Paul's

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

hahaha, nice one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hahaha ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

hahahah

ace

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

Haha!

Paul is fit :p

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

haha

good lad

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

The ultimate mouser

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

nice kitty!

argh my face!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

I bet you say that to all the girls.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

only the unconscious ones

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

I for one welcome out flying cat overlords!

very woo!

pontless fact of the day: speaking of predatory winged creatures, I saw a sparrowhawk being mobbed by 4 crows on sunday. That is all

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

did you film it and post it to youtube?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

I wish I had....

what's amazing though, is when a sparrowhawk appears, all the other birds suddenly quieten down (for obvious reasons)....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

crows are mad bastards

they will take on just about anything if they outnumber it by enough

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

Crows are big and sinister

and should be viewed suspiciously

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

murder of crows

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

I was just about to google for that

*shudders*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

Has it got a pea green boat?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

but he still has the runcible spoon he inherited from his folks

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

\o/

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

Very woo :D

I wonder what would happen if he encountered this lil guy...

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

Brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

= omnomnomnomnom

mmmmmmmmmmm....

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

if he pooed cheese

he'd be the ultimate mouser

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

Um.... er.... hang on a minute.....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

*sppppppfffffffffllltltlttltltltl*

^ that was the sound of tea hitting my monitor when I scrolled down to the 3rd frame

Unexpected underclothes :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

Haha! But wait -

Have you shopped some boobies on to the man in the front row?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

That's his dad sitting next to him, in the pink bra....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

Them moobs? they're pathetic. You want moobs?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

yipes! indeed

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

^this

good pair too

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

pec implants - the most pointless use of plastic surgery ever...

well it looks like muscle, if you were a crap cartoonist, and it certainly doesn't make you stronger.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

^^ this

If you want that look so badly, why not just put some effort in and work for it? Its not like people who need a nose job or something, at least with the pecs you can change them on your own. Lazy bastards.

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

why would anyone need a nose job?

(unless it's to reset after injury)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

tasks for tomorrow

10 am Learn hypnotism.
12 noon go to undergrad 1st year biology lecture.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

14 goto 10

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spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

lulz

the horrors of kangaroo code.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

hahaha

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

he has the pertest moobs I have ever seen

*well done that snail etc.*

very nicely chedged moley :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

hahahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

pfft!

all glory to the hypnosnail

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spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

hypnobushbaby

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

^ Would ^ Wouldn't ^ WOULD ^ Wouldn't

^ Would ^ Wouldn't ^ WOULD ^ Wouldn't ^ Would ^ Wouldn't ^ WOULD ^ Wouldn't ^ Would ^ Wouldn't ^ WOULD ^ Wouldn't ^ Would ^ Wouldn't ^ WOULD ^ Wouldn't

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

*that's what she said

parp

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

....

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

Nicely....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

ARF!

Spectacular apostrophe fail!

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Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Coming soon...Ross Kemp on Spangs

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Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)

Ross Kemp: moistly damp

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

"my bruvva's garage'll sort that aat for ya...."

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

doh!

I had a right cnut behind me this morning on the M3. He was flashing and waving for me to move over from lane 3, even though the motorway was chocca in all lanes and there were a complete line of cars in front of me at just 10 yards distance.

I suggested to him via the medium of the international hand gesture that he had a small penis. He didn't like that very much.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

Hahahaha...

Nicely done Griffy!

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Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

then he arrested me*

*not true but wouldn't that have been funny

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

well if he didn't want people to know he had a small penis, he shouldn't have flashed...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

ZUUL!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

that must have been satisfying

... you get bonus points for giving dick head drivers an aneurysm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

as I filtered off and he matched my speed to try and retaliate

I just shook my head at him in a pitying manner and smugly continued my journey to work.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

\o/

bravo :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

I know.

sorry, the smugness hasn't fully worn off yet

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

Blatant case of Homophobic assault, I'm not one to jump to conclusions but, as my dad always says,

if the cap fiats wear it.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

I'm not surprised they crashed.

They're in some kind of zebra-crossing containment field

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Haha

Those crazy Japanese

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Nice....
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

Yay for Ross Kemp

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

pfft :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

Newsnight. With Jeremy Pacman.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

TRUTH PILLS

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

:-o

Mummy :(

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

Hahahahahahahaah

that's quite superb

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

Oh please, it's really not

I had such high hopes for this idea, I was going to animate it and everything...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

something something face matching algorithm something

also: *click*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)

something something Cooley-Tukey algorithm something.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

"joke is always better than technique" :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

Pffft :D

Come on... quickly... answer the question...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)

Blue!

No !

Wait!

Red!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)

it takes 7.5 million years for that...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

hah

there's an esoteric shop there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

the thing is I don't get the reference to the chap with the pacman head

I presume he's a demanding interviewer or something

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

very much so

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Paxman

famous for haranguing politicuians who won't answer questions, espcially this event...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/newsnight25/4182569.stm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

ah i see.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

I love the true story behind that event though.

Poor old Howard, caught up in a BBC gaffe.
*sharpens stake* :-)

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

Simple...

...yet equally stunning sir!

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Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)

jeremy pacman has gotfurious at Alistair Darling's simple question avoidence

that in a fitof power pill enduced rage he has ripped off his eyebrows and stapled them to his own for head.

Now that's some proper news journalism right there.

Woo! :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

hahah wakawakawakawakawaka

I presume this takes place on a torus.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

I'd like to see Paxman the video game

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

wagga wagga wagga wagga

wooh wooh wooh woooooh
*dies*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

hahahahahahahahha! awesome :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

ha ha ha

woo Sir - MEGA woo.

"are the dots you've filled your maze with addictive..? Come on minister - we've all seen the reports, answer the question..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

I'm frightened.....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

hahaha!

great

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spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)

aw ta :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

hahahahahhaha!

There really needs to be a Mime police officer now :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

They should add this to the entrance exam

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

Haha!

I like this a lot!

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

is that Roy Walker?

(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)

it's good but it's not the one

;)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

nicely

lot better than hittin'folks with 'em:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

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