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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

5p says it's a marketing ploy about BB

'ning JJ, this is very early today.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

is big brother being axed??

ah no, it's only celeb big brother.. oh well

woo to the pic anyway!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Didn't they axe it after the Goody incident though?

Yet it still came back.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

the problem, apparently

is Channel 4 get about 15% of their revenue from it. So it's a habit they can't kick, unfortunately.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

the celebs are now given exploding collars (as in Total Recall)

and one word off-message and it's kerblammo time

The others will have to clean up the mess, but they get to use the head as a football

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Now that, I'd watch

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

they could also do it via public vote

they'd make a fortune

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Some form of lottery as well

winner gets to push the button.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

ooh!

It could be hosted by Cat Deely!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Everything should be hosted by Cat Deely.

*Rubs thighs*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Get off my thighs!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

can't...help...myself.... I've got to go into pedant mode:

exploding collars? that was Running Man.... Oh, and maybe Fortress, too

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

I'm sure the idea's been in any number

of shit films...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

"Shit" films?

how dare you, heathen!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

was it?

was that the one with Michael Ironside?

It had Sharon Stone in it anyway.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Total Recall didnt have exploding collars,

it did have an exploding ~~anne diamond~~ robotic head like this:

Click for bigger (30 kb)

Running Man had the prison at the beginning where they all have collars. "Chico, NOOOOOOO!!!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

yes

Red Sonja

that's the one.

edit: Cor - images.google.co.uk/images?q=Red%20Sonja&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

haha - I used to fancy Anne Diamond back in the early 80s

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

blimey! hell yeah!

red sonija, not Diamond, that is

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Battle Royale ftw!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Ah! forgot about that....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Don't forget Battle Royale!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

....anyone seen BR2?

I get the feeling it will be crap, so I've avoided it...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

it is not as good as the first one

... that's all I'll say on it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

hmmmm... I might pick it up this weekend anyway.

I know I'll regret it somehow

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

It's definately not as good as the first

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Yes.

Watch it, it's shit, yet funny.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Wedlock

best exploding collar film ever

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Aah!

Cutting edge, sophisticated humour that man.

SA on a Monday? Really spoiling us...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

It's coz I fell behind last week.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

is that a 'personal massager'

she's left behind?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Do wii controllers vibrate?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

And speaking of vibrating controllers

Has anyone seen that the most popular community game on Xbox Live is one that just makes your controller vibrate called "Rumble Massage"

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

I'm now wondering why my broadband connection goes slow

when my step-daughter is 'in her room'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

How old is she?

I want to know if my next question will be inappropriate.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

old enough to be a pain in the neck

and yes old enough for your next question, but not old enough for what's in your mind

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

yes

it will be

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Only wanted to know if she was playing Gears of War.

It's an 18 you know.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

haha

My 10 yo stepson plays that one. He's going to be a serial killer when he grows up. We are so proud of him

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

http://msxb-d1.vo.llnw.net:3074/content/xna/assets/58550179_World/screen3_Web.jpg

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Hahahahaha :D

Awwwww, no.
I think I just made another unintentionally rude strip.
Almost as bad as the old Christmas one where she looks like she's humping the tree......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

I'm sure Nintendo have considered it

Wii-Wank

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

hehe

what about Star Trek?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Eye-melting action.

Lots of fun.
Well worth a watch on the big screen.
BUT THEY ERASE THE ENTIRE MYTHOLOGY!!!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

This

I had to sit in a corner and cry myself to sleep

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

but if you don't know/care about

the mythos? Fun? More fun and XMen Oranges?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I must say they were pretty loyal to the Wolverine series with this movie

I liked it

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

my missus liked it

I couldn't get past the frankly atrocious dialogue. That aside, it was good and there were some good performances in it...

however, like a lot of this stuff - I'd rather see it as several 1 hour long episodes which really go into things in detail rather than skating over the surface

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

loyal my fucking arse..

no alpha flight, why the fuck was Gambit in it?...Deadpool
urgh I could go on

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

ok ok you're right

still i liked it, and If people want to see the exact thing as in the comics, read the fucking comics.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

and if film makers want to make films from comics..stick to the fucking comics story canon

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

:-) haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

Then I would say it was fantastic

First film I've seen at the cinema for a long time and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Going to see it this pm.

I have to say that from the trailers it looks like generic, formulaic Hollywood bollocks that pays absolutely no regard whatsoever to the vision and ethos of the great Gene Roddenberry.

None of which prevented every hair on my neck standing on end at the prospect of seeing it...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Hmmm, what about If I just watch it as a Spin-off?

maybe it's better to handle..

You can't take it seriously if you see Harold(Harold & Kumar go to White Castle and that wankerguy from American Pie) playing some Space-chang role. Plus Kirk is played by the guy who I know as the nazi-redneck from that kidnap pew pew movie

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

It is called a restart or reset

Hi I read comics, and am part of several other fandoms

Welcome to the rest of the world trekkies. Your continuity just got reset. Don't worry Starwars has a few years left before it goes.

(gerzel, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

What about it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

hahahahhaha! I'd hate to see what happens if she switched on a PS3...

"Trains out of Euston have been delayed to to a squirrel having gone under a carriage"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

it's a good job Kat didn't buy the

Wintendo Frot Yourself Off On The Arm Of The Sofa

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

lol wii is like piss

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

LOLROLF

I have a bunch of gas masks, incidentally. Two with working filters, and the rest for dressing up.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

My S10 is for dressing up and has some sealed filters

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I got a load when I cleared out an office that had got all paranoid post-9/11.

I got anti-radiation pills, sealed water pouches, the full survival kit.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Haha superb

I bought mine for airsoft about 8 years ago, it's amazing how much they are worth since 11/09

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

well I watched S.Darko at the weekend and wondered why they even bothered

I will download the new Star Trek and watch it in all it's blurry glory

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Poor Scarlet

So young and impressionable.

Video games DO influence kids it seems.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Splendid stuff as allways!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Fucksocks

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Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Awww

G'wan little fella, you can do it.

Give him a wing up.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Sweet :)

I am bored and have lack of contact with anyone

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

are you in solitary again?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Might as well be

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

probably for the best

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

No, no it isn't :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

tell us your problems Earl

we can surely help

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

No, because you will all moan and tell me un sod off. Got to go back to work now :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

O-O

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

HURRY UP THERE'S A STEAMROLLER COMING!

nice one Ninj

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Road sweeper alert!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Ain't no mountain high enough, little fella

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

TEHCNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO Duck

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

replace the curb with a cheese grater

and THAT'S how you make duck pate.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

If I keep watching...

... will he get up?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Yes.

It happens about once every 45 minutes, and you need to watch it pretty much constantly or you'll miss it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Go on, get a move on

there's others waiting in line

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

awwwwww.....

I suddenly have a craving for pancakes and hoisin sauce :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

mmm

crispy automatic duck

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

9mm hollowpoint noodles FTW

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

THE SUN IS SHINING;D

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

You'll note the presence of an EDIT button for things like that...

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

wooo

fanks, like, i didnt even know that! rolfmaool

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

If I'm not very much mistaken

that is the mating call of the lesser-spotted intarweb-noob!

"rolfmaool" - yes - I spot predators coming in for the kill right now!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

draw it

and ill believe you

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

;D - see what I'm doing here

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

HAA!!!!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

have

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

he has friends you know

www.kashvet.org/oasis/?m=200706

(not for the weak stomached)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

SHEEEZUS

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

*dry heaves up the breakfast he didn't have*

... oooh - beef sandwich, thanks!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

'horseradish' sauce ?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Jam

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

*squeezes other end*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

According to the article...

"certain alkaloids including cyclopamine, jervine, and cyclopasine are known to cause cyclopia"

So were cyclopamine and cyclopasine so-called because they cause one-eyed things to be born?

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Snar, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

KILL IT!!

(Suggestions how to kill it will be appreciated)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

I suggest mustard

looooots of mustard

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

convention dictates

that we at least attempt to use flaming spang hammers first... if that doesn't work we could take off and nuke it from Dagenham

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

convention dictates
that we at least attempt to use flaming spang hammers first... if that doesn't work we could take off and nuke ~~it from~~ Dagenham

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

^This

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

can't we just

raze it to the ground - I like razing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

YOU RAZE ME UP...

...so I can stand on mountains
You raze me up, to walk on stormy seas
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders
You raze me up: To more than I can be.

edit: I always thought 'raze' meant to burn to the ground, rather than generally demolish. Well if I learn nothing else today (and I won't) I'm sure to forget this.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

ha ha ha - good show

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

CLAP CLAP CLAP

I's got it

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

HAMMERS!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

FLAMING HAMMERS!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

Flaming AIDS Hammers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

What the FUCK is that?!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

a late gay shift entry

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

let's all go out and play!

anyone know where my mittens are?

afraid of goats you may not be, but what about Edit buttons hmm? hmm?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

stop

being a big monster b3tan with rules. fook sake

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

GIVE ME MY MITTENS!

I'm not a monster. I'm a CHOOOOMAN BEING

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Raaaar

Feel the Power of Griffy

'Ning Scrot - Ning Board!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Ning Freebs.

It's all a little bit silly here today.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

*BEATS CHEST*

ow - that hurt

ningles BBB

huggles Scrot!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

WIFFLES??

HUGGLES???

OMG LOL WTF LOL

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

WAFFLES!

HAGGLES?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

'ey ooop lad

'appen yon dyke'll bust an' wu'll all 'ave t' move t' town t' top o' yon fell!

/regional news

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

google translate took a while but finally came back with...

a picture of a cow

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I think I can manage it in Suvnah - one moment please, installing dialect

Cor blimey Guvnah, it's fick as an elephant's spunk up out there an nah mistake bubble bubble bubble apples and pears Desmond Tutu uses Ubuntu Sahf of the rivvah?

also - nongles Griffy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

yes it is a nice hat isn't it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

smashing

and made all the more sensual by where you wear it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I' bet you'll never guess how it stays there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

well - the area

must be somehow engorged or the hat is stapled

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

someone gets a thrill out of being stapled!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I've run out of bulldog clips

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

well be jesus

sure tis only a bit of oul rock, will ye engles ever get a fucking job!our local news is all about the ira. thats fucking news! jesus.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I was listening to Oirsih radio last night on the interweb

I love listening to local Irish Radio...

"TOM! yer mah says 'stop climbing on the barn and come inside...' There'll be more of that, right after this from Thin Lizzy..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

BULLSHIT

were not that colloquial.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

lollopops

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

troo

fax!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Ning Freebz

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

The sun does indeed shine.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Is he trying to see how many cheese straws he can fit up there?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

He's up to 16 now.

Go Harold!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

hahaha

I've never eaten one of those

never will now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

Mmmmm. Cheesy.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

teehee

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

ningles everyone!

Ahhhh, 'tis a bright, sunny day, to be sure!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

good morrow fair Steven

yeah - it's fookin lush here in Embra. I might take the afternoon off and fire right in about the booze in the sunshine

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

How dos, PUC?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

*sings* awesome!

the sky is blue and my city is beautiful... but still quite cold.

From the tone of a phone call which is happening across the room I think I'm about to be given a load of work. Ne' mind.

how's you Sir - did you have a fine weekend?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Nice scribbling.

ning all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

hello

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

The sun is shining indeed...

Not that I can enjoy it... still at least I've got my first new work computer for six years.

Ta-ta to 512mb RAM and 40GB hard drives... hello to a PC that is actually capable of running CS at a reasonable speed. And a DVD bnurner as well? What fresh lunacy is this!!???

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

oooh is it shiny?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

very...

I'm blinded by it's shiny newness

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

cor blimey

is it nicked?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Probably knowing the light fingered cunts who work in IT

"Yeah, sorry we can't find your CS licenses" is a common problem

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

ooooooh

lovely - huzzahs for you Sir.

HUZZAH

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

WOO!

You guys can HAVE ye damned sunshine! I'll keep my thunderstorm!! (if things turn ugly, I'll send you a postcard from Oz)

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

the weather is sweet

NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Ningals all

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Amy..........

Click for bigger (109 kb)

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paranoiaman, Mon 11 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

REHAU make windows, do they?

I always thought it was Microsoft...

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Ratsta, Mon 11 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

SHE NEEDS SPAKFILLA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 11 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

Do they make windows?

Funny name, SPECFILLA might increase sales.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

YOU KILLED THE INTERNET

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 6:43, archived)

It's ok, there are more than one.

INTERNETS! Plural.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 May 2009, 6:46, archived)

AFK: DEAD

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 6:55, archived)

YEAH, SEEMS THAT WAY.

Yet, here we are. Perhaps that makes
us undead or something like that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:05, archived)

Is undead like undo?

CTRL-D to un-die

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:07, archived)

That would more likely be "duplicate".

Ctrl-Z to un-die. SHIFT KEY TO DOMINATE. And F5/Cmd-R to check status.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:17, archived)

Alt + F4 for current window suicide.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

ctrl+alt+up arrow

BIZZARO WORLD

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

Ha ha, I did that once to my boss and he didn't know what the fuck was going on.

I think he got mild whiplash. That'll learn the bastard.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Just tried it then.

Nothing happened. What's it meant to do?

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

I think it only works with some video drivers

209.85.229.132/search?q=cache:acjAdsAtwv0J:internetducttape.com/2006/08/01/stupid-windows-features-monitor-display-turns-sideways-or-upside-down/+ctrl%2Balt%2Bup+arrow&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

depending on your graphics drivers

it rotates the screen 180°
on my current machine it's ctrl-alt-down
sometimes the "left" and "right" combos rotate for 90° also

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Not fair!

I want upside down screen!

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

just turn your monitor upside down

no fancy software needed AT ALL!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:05, archived)

SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Ah!

So maybe video killed the radio star on the radio star's own orders?

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Hahahahahaha yes

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

could you send it round to Chris Moyle's house please

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

I'm sorry, but like any respectible audio driver..

I'm baffeled.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:11, archived)

it's been a quiet night

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

It's the all seeing eyes!

Stellar is also watching (not worth a new thread)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:52, archived)

why do I now feel compelled to murder my neighbours?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

Hahaha!

HAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!

etc.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

why does AW have wings on her eyes?

I suspect that they are in fact bats and she navigates by sonar

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

Your theory just may be correct.

Parasitic bats that latch onto the side of her eye sockets.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

Amy BatFace Winehouse

and her amazing Sonar Pissed-O-Vision

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Bat

For Lashes?

(roger_rarebit, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

WINETHREAD

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Pffft.

Very nicely.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:34, archived)

hehe

needs more fecking ridiculous tattoos

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

[winethread?

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

HAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

I don't ever want to see this again

in other words: good job, but I'm eating ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Oh and O HAI b3ta!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

ohai medi

ohai NingTram

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

It's an improvement

NINGS! slow-moving board!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

I posted a new main topic just to check it's working

It was! So I deleted it! It felt wrong! I felt invigorated!

I'm going to lie down for a bit now until the excitement goes away

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I bet you feel dirty now

you dirty person

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

I may need another shower

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

'Ning Joe.

Digging the Ghostbusters/Professionals mashup heaps :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Cheers mate!

Took far longer than it should've due to me trying to learn Premier Pro and After effects whilst putting it together (I spent nearly an hour working out how to do the freeze frames), but I'm dead pleased with it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Time very well spent.

Now let's have Lethal Weapon in the style of Starsky and Hutch...

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

you big fail you :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

On the theme of CMR™*. There is a lot more to do.

Click for bigger (58 kb)
...but I like it so far.
*Clockwork Mouse Racing.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

Awesome your things are great :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

[email protected]

dont miss this weekend promotion.all meds with % 60 price discount.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

Hello. Yes. What?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

Stop sending me fucking spam, okay?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

SPEEDY SPEED BOY

AS FAST AS I CAN BE

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

Grrrr. Grick.

www.zettix.com/3d-filter/

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 11 May 2009, 6:10, archived)

OK, I'll bite...

wtf?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

Yiff yiff meow GRRRrrrrrRrrRR!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

some ammonite nites

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

FORMATION: ADORABLE SPIRAL

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

*lessthanthreelessthanthree*

:D:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

CHOCOLATE RAIN IN THE FORM OF AMMONITE SHELLS!

Woo - nicely done indeed.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

Bloop in awesome because bloop is awesome.

It's circular.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

Rarely have thirty things with tentacles looked so endearing.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:27, archived)

Borp Blong...

http://www.zettix.com/3d-filter/

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 11 May 2009, 6:12, archived)

I like how this one turned out

Click for bigger

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

i'm clickin, but it aint gettin' any bigger!

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

Oops

fixed now

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

Arrrg. *thump*

www.zettix.com/3d-filter/

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 11 May 2009, 6:07, archived)

I'm watching Withnail and I.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

MARWOOD IS

JUST AS MUCH OF A PARASITE.
/spoiler

(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

I've seen it before,

don't worry. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

It took me

something like twelve viewings to work that out.
Is thick :-(

(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

Ahahahaha

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:03, archived)

Why does that picutre still have a tag?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

It was done with selections, paths, and the pen tool.

So the tag got selected.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:03, archived)

Immortal film

the book is simply wonderful

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

I didn't know there was a book!

*Amazon*s
EDIT: What's it called? Or is it just the screenplay?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

Go for the screenplay

though it was a limited edition when I got mine; films like that simply aren't made every day, as you'll observe some of the lines are simply sublime

and moments of hilarity on the tube going to work ;) To which, I must get some sleep

Edit: www.amazon.co.uk/Withnail-I-screenplay-10th-anniversary/dp/0747523584/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1242001199&sr=8-3

can't go wrong for 21 pence :D Right I'm off, sleepy tight all

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Ooooh, okay.

I may have to then :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

Nicely

Have you tried the Withnail and I drinking game? Drink everything he does as you watch...

Edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Withnail_and_I#Drinking_game

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zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Hahahahahahah

Oh man. You'd be on the floor by the end of that.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

And dead.

More or less.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 11 May 2009, 6:11, archived)

Pox, pox, a pox upon thee!

www.zettix.com/3d-filter/

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 11 May 2009, 6:15, archived)

missed!

Stupid screwall!

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--- ---, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

: D

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McBadger COW, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Life is a little tough on those reds

but bless it's little limbs and have a hearty woo!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

*click*

for the before-leap pose.

(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

it's tits o'clock again! =D

excellent work!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

What's with the name change?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Your living in the past ; )

I just didn't want to be pigeon holed as the cat animator.

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--- ---, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

A rose by any other name would still give us hay fever

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

: )

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--- ---, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

So now you're the cat animator formerly known as tits :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

Tits is not Burger

Tits is tits.
Unless you didn't want "Tits" and "Squirrel" in the same post, which I could understand :)

There's something extra special about this one. Apart from the oustanding animation, the colours are beautiful.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

You ever made something with sound and music and stuff? It'd be a real hit

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

I plan to mate

Thanks : D

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--- ---, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

Most of us here plan to mate.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:03, archived)

Oo eer... etc...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

can i mate with you

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

...and can I watch?

I have my own camera.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

Lol! One day eigh?

: )
I do have something that'll be done in about 3-4 months

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--- ---, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

haha

admirable dedication. I can't seem to spend more than a couple hours on anything.

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

I can do two weeks max.

After that I start inventing new things to avoiding finding previous thing.

Like a comicbook about superheroes forming a scottish justice league. only to find that the only thing that actually binds them together is a vague sense of nationality and hatred of the english.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

did you spend two weeks on CAT IN SPACE

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

I didn't even work on that.

I think one day I just woke up and it was there.

Taunting me.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

Yes but that's it....

If you make those bits of of work follow on from each other...
You'll have a masterpiece on your hands : D
I'd like to see that!
Infact evertone here should have a something that tooka week to do. The new weekly challenge!

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--- ---, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

haha, maybe one day

but right now i just gotta do comics with no punchlines to annoy Jeru

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

Lol

: D

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--- ---, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

You and Tom O Bedlam are the worst thing since superhitler.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

COR! tits o'clock

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Shlvng, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

Not sure if I like the end result of this one

Edit: thanks for the nice comments, maybe I do like it after all :)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Well, I do

so *click*

(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

me too!

: D
eggy weggs!

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--- ---, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Ah, little Alex.

I like this, I like it a lot. *click*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

YOU. Hello.

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

I LOVE it!

Hard not to love him, though.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

*click*work orange.

Nicely!

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

boodiful!

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McBadger COW, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Anyone done

Terry's Clockwork Orange?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

TGA did it I think.

Edit: I lie, HappyToast did

www.b3ta.com/board/8719828

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zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

Hahaha, "Harry Toast"

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

That's his actual name

Don't let anyone fool you.

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zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

That's bastard awesome

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

No time for the old in-out, love

I've just come to read the meter *insane laugh*

*click*

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

Observe the Egg...

... or not, it's up to you really.

(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Haha I love his expression

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I like

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Colgate?

or Aquafresh?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Demon's Crest

Surely!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

tony blair?

edit: this is very woo btw

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

yay! I've missed your drawingses :D

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McBadger COW, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Is good

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

He looks like someone I know.

Very well done :)

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

I like this

: D

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--- ---, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Click for bigger (462 kb)

(The Earl of Kilburnie, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Ha.

He has a tit. Where his porriage should be!

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

And to think,

usually man-porridge and tits are such a perfect combination.

(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

AND THE SCOTCHMAN

HE HAS SALTY PORRIDGE
YES

(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Fred MacAulay makes his with water and NO SALT

True. He said so.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

he's so unlucky

if he fell into a bucket of tits he'd come out sucking his thumb/

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

Didn't Ian Holloway say that?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

Consult the garlic for bets.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

"Push it good

Push it real good"

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

What's worse.

Salt or pepper in your eyes?

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Salt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Neither have eyes but i'm sure salt is harder than pepper.

though pepper corns are quite hard.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Vinegar

(The Earl of Kilburnie, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Well, obviously as that's acidic.

ALSO IT WASN'T A FUCKING OPTION
STICK TO THE OPTIONS
yo.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Ok then.

Cheese.

(The Earl of Kilburnie, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Poo.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I had one of them today

It ran away down the U-bend and didnt show it's face :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

One time I spread some out on the table and told my sister to look at it carefully

then I blew it all into her eyes

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Ha. You are cruel Gaysoul.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

i have HALF A MIND TO POST SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT NASTLY BUT NOT DIRECTLY NASTY AS I DON'T WANT HER TO CRY.

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

sounds like you are a total cunt of a brother

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Actually that last thing was a quote from Caewan.

I was saying YEAH BUT YOU'RE CRUEL TOO.

And as for the salt and pepper thing, this was about 5 years ago and now I'm just a protective older brother. I promise :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Yes. Yes you were.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

YEAH >:[

You're cool really.

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Tales from the clique

well to anyone outwith it you sounded cunty

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Clique?

I do not associate with any b3tans really.
Apart from Clansoul.
But that's because he's promised me things.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

A hat and cape YES I KNOW. YOU'LL GET THEM

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

I bet he does

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

I've heard he gets around within online communities.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

I've heard I'M RIGHT HERE READING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

I've heard I'm due for a tophat and cape.

Also the reward stated on this ticket.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

Oh fuck damn I'd forgotten about that.

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

Also, S.Darko sounds aweful.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

I liked it...in a "they really shouldn't have made a follow up" kinda way

it was ok...but a little bit pointless

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

It's hardly a pissing clique.

He said something to me earlier and I said something to him just now regarding that, we're not lizard people dressed as the bloody Queen.

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

That's my halloween costume sorted, though.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

Hahahahaha

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

it's easy to check for cliques

just backtrack, remembering to give a total order to the vertices of the graph, and probably precompute the neighbour lists of each vertex to more efficiently construct the choice set.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

then try to bring back your mother but lose your arm and leg and your younger brothers body?

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

touchy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

I'm just messing, sir ;]

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

It's a bit rich talking about cliques

When you're clearly a member of the Illuminati. I went to put on some Prodigy 10 minutes ago after reading one of your posts and have only just realised your insidious mind-controlling powers at work ¬¬

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

you know what to do

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

hahbhaeatlehasBEATLEShahahseltaeBhaha.

Awesome :)

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Cae1, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Hmm

That reminds me of something i was told yesterday when i went to see my doctor (robin). I needed help with my eyes so he held up a picture and said "tell me what you see" and i said i saw a yellow submarine and he said "i want to tell you to lay off the drugs" and i hadnt even told him i was on drugs, which i thought was amazing. Maybe i'm amaazed too easily but my life is going nowhere man and unless things come together soon i'll have to end it all because my girlfriend's been cheating on me. She's been seeing another girl (a black bird called sexy sadie) and there's no fixing a hole in my heart. For a time i was getting better with a little help from my friends but now i'm so tired and i'm starting to wonder if maybe happiness is a warm gun sunk in goo.

The End.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Woah. Cheating is one thing but cheating with a girl is another.

I think you should get a new hoe.
Or move to somewhere different.

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Cae1, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

Are you subtly trying to force me into tending an octopus' garden?

Wouldn't my hoe get rusty?
Oh.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

That is EPIC

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

EIGHTEEN

It's all a conspiracy.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Salt for sure.

Also worse than pepper if you snort it.

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Cawl, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Gristle.

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Tequila.....im pretty sure

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

tequila shot in corona is fun times

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McBadger COW, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Why ruin perfectly good trequila

With perfectly horrible lager? :(

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

good call, I do this alot

corona shits are the worst, I really should know better

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McBadger COW, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Screw it all

Give me Ouzo or Sake *enjoys a good Ouzo buzz and reaches for the bottle*

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I love tequila me, I drink lots, then forget things :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

a colleague of one once did a tequila stuntman while drunk

lick the tequila
snort the salt
squeeze the lemon into your eye

the look on his face when it started hurting was priceless

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

Yeh?

Well I'm sure a bottle of sulphuric acid would do worse.

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Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Liquid nitrogen would be pretty nasty too

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

ATOMS!

IN YOUR FACE!
MAN!

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Don't forget molten metal!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

MELTY MELTY FACE FACE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Lots of electric

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

Nails

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

A baby cobra

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

The legs of a platypus

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

SCIENCE™!

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

A satchel of assorted stinging insects.

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ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

Are you baiting me?!

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

who are you i dont know who you are what is this i dont even

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Too bad!

HAH! Trust me - comment was baiting due to wasp.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Ah but who says there's a wasp in that satchel?

It could just be bees and hornets!

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Still...

All terribly creepy and filled with black eyes of evil... dark souls, the lot of them.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

FINISH HIM!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Let me guess...

The pepper gets assaulted?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Ever see anyone incapacitated by sneezing when you throw salt at them?

Or salt confuse a dog? I'm heading for the garlic and placing bets on Pepper. Salt may have been money in Rome but we ain't in Rome. Pepper gonna kick some ass!

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I'm suspicious about your sudden pepper love

Ever seen pepper kill a slug? Or melt ice with its bare being? Clearly, there's only one winner in this fight and it's salty salty goodness.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

I like you

Salt will make a big guy make a funny face but not sit gasping for ten minutes while you beat him over the head with a cheese grater. There are few 'pepper' substitutes not of a spicy variety but there are loads of salt substitutes of an herbal variety.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Exactly!

A love of salt encourages people to try the herbal varieties in life, which can only lead to good things. Pepper goes black weak white medium green strong which is both racist and dangerously close to predicting that we'll all be killed by aliens, which is a fairly frustrating thing to happen.
At the end of the day I have a feeling that the two of them will settle their differences and forge forward into a new era of condiment supremacy, using all of their spicy melty powers to hold off challenges from the poor pretenders to their throne like the confused mustards of the world.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

Perhaps...

But cayenne will sneak up behind them and the resulting ambush will be terrifying. Perhaps we better change allegiances now...

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

No, we must have faith

Imagine a world devoid of salt and pepper. Is that a world worth living in? A flavourless mess of barbarism and horseradish? I don't think I could go on.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Now, now...

No one said there would be no salt or pepper... simply that it would be thrown haphazardly to the background where it would quietly regroup. Until then we would be safe from red powder in exposed tender places

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

HA!

The ham deserved it! Where are the pliers...?

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Oh dear god

the punnage. It burns.

Woo tho :P

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Assault and battery on a ham?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

Is it a grievous bodily ham?

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

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