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# Buy 3 innocent kids for £10 !


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Came across this whilst doing my shop today - I wonder if Madonna knows about this ??
(skyblue1987, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I just made this for something else
and it seemed a shame to waste it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# What else don't you want?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# quick! tell teh internets!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Fucking hell - L>>U>>R>>K>>A>>G>>E
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Quick!
Tell the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# i am the internet
tell me all about it:
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Spliffing..
(Dent, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hey has anyone done a "dinner" one where everyone is saying what they had for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# dave the facts?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# something something kia-ora, arsepigeons dave
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# NOW HOW DO I MONETISE THIS OH WELL I'LL WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# you mean Dave The Facts, Nights
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# have chips and lube with that...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Here we go!
www.sickrik.com/board/9420927

(It turned out OK in the end)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# if you think you have a chance at keeping your job i'd recommend showing up sober
otherwise, let 'em have it!

all the best mate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# It appears I get to do both!
*clinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# oh right i just read the last sentence.
DON'T GO TO WORK DRUNK. IT'S EIGHT HOURS A DAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Or just work for alcoholics in the first place
everyone employer loves a hard working enambler.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# i have a guilty secret
i used to manage backpackers who would make their money and piss off to the next destination

i used to take them out on friday night and make sure they spent all their money on booze so they'd keep working for me

more than a few backpackers never made it out of sydney because of me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah, tell me about it.
How the fuck am I supposed to get an hour's decent work done in a day if I'm only doing eight hours of drinking beforehand?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# chicken schnitzel and chips.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hey is tomorrow still on?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I'M NOT!!

*flails*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I am not stoned
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# It's amazing
I'm stoned now, I'm pretty much stoned all day every day, and I've never sounded like your basic stoner stereotype. In fact, none of my mates do either.

Where am dat watty melon/Mamma mia, issa Maaaario/Andale Andale/ Bud bud ding ding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# it's not that amazing
also - hello snookykins

*huge hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# It isn't, but according to the telly
which seems to think I should be dole and peasant and grubby, it is. I smoke weed, for goodness sake, I'm not from Luton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
#
Many prescription medications are a hell of a lot worse for you than recreational drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Innit.
Also: being from Luton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# yeah - people get things ass backwards too much
I know hunners or people who hold down powerful and important jobs and manage to maintain a healthy smoking habits and terrible drink problems.

all other drugs [are not equal to] the drugs which may ruin your life
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# not stoned enough!
*fetches bucket*

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *stops skinning up long enough to reply*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Like Tweets in the rain.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Shirley he'd tweet in Dutch though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# tveet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# He'd probably tweet in the language of his one follower.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# 1110000100010010001000101010
101110001010101001010100101001
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# R.Hauwer ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# how can a dutch person go 'tweet'?
I thought the best they could manage might have been 'bluergh'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahahaha
shut up racist
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Contains Blade Runner, therefore is good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# O RLY?
.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
#
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# no ARSEPIGEONS?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# "Do Androids dream of Electric Arsepigeons"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Are Arsepigeons electric?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Blade Runner heretic!
DO androids dream of electric sheep is the title of the book where the movie is based on. D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# i don't know how many times this can begin
i am curious to know more beginnings
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hey ho, i am having a very black depressing day :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# TALK TO US MARVIN I MEAN EARL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Just the normal stuff and thoughts of suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# down with that shit man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Roast Beef Monster Munch?
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, Roy."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha.
That would be flaming hot monster munch, no?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# haha - It's Dutch Tvitter -
Hauer you today?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Two homes - Two guns...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# fp this now
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# PIGEON ARSES
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS??
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# RELIGIONLARPERS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# GONE RIPE ASS
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# lo horrid
you coming to the bash then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# it is my intention
although I haven't arranged anywhere to stay or anything yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# But who will over-the-clothes rape me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I never pass up such an opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Well, if he's not coming....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I'm so pleased you're coming , chap
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Me too
Although I still have difficulty believing I'm doing such a thing.

I hope you all like awkward silences.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# We'll cuddle you until you cheer up.
Well, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I do I do I do
I'm the master of them
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *awkward high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# you don't high five someone when it's awkward
a slight nod of the head between trembling, maybe... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *lowers hand*

Well that was...awkward
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Told you I was good at it.
*sits in the corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Rape as in putting something huge in your vag ?
where's the bash then?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Over the clothes, captain holodick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Then It's sexual assault or molesting
Mrs. Klingon Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Earl's Court
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hehe
what are you all going to do then?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Relive our stories of battle
Whilst drinking mead before pillaging poorly defended villages.

I honestly have no idea, I've been meaning to come to a bash for a while, but I was rather ill when they had the Derby event last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I shall wear my special
rape frock :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# You'd better, I'll cry if you don't now
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Your weeping would add to my mighty Snood of Tears,
however I will wear my rape frock with gusto. And bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Fuck. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I booked my train tickets on Friday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Go on, do iiiiiiit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Haha :)
Click
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# looks like he means business!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# oh, yes!
that's really rather very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahaaaaa!
flaming Hoon.

in other news I am eating Morrisons meatballs.

they are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Were they from a tin?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# tinned arsepigeon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Oh I couldn't possibly
I'm full of chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Thought that was Timothy Dalton for a minute
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Dawn French


Edit: Or is it the fallen Madonna with zee very very very big boobies !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Be nice, now.
My mum looks just like her ^_^ Same sense of humor as well. I adore Dawn French.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Is she single and curious?
Fuck it, actually, is she curious?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I know I am now
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# They're all out in short skirts and it's been a while.
I hate being such a knuckledragger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *ook*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Ha!
Turn funny colors if you hold your breath
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Can I?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Does your Mum like big Black Cock too ?
;)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Don't be a twatwaffle.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1217680259/dawm.jpg

(crudely made picture, with crudely drawn nipple)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# lol WTF !!
Dawn French Rockstar ??
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# it was a mental picture I had...so after I... ah...when I finished what I was doing...
I decided to share.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# phroar!
:) i do likes her! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Come and get it ...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# [YOU PIGEON RACIST RAPIST! ]
`
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# bumeyes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# *blocks out everything but the arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
#
arse pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# this is where it begins
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# so they say, doctor gronkpan, so they say
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# here is what they say:
it all begins with arsepigeons
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I see many beginnings here
so maby beginnings
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I see ARSEPIGEONS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# what a lovely poem
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# i haven't done a arsepigeons newsletter
i done some others though you might like my banana inspiration one

gronkpan.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# That's quite a pecking
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# [YOU PIGEON RACIST RAPIST! ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# [YOU PIGEON RACIST RAPIST! ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# oh my
thats a special one right there
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# thats a horrible tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# butt trap
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Welcom to the Hotel Anal butttrap
such a lovely place
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# With these seams, you are really spoiling us guv'nor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Meh couldn't be bothered :-)
how are you Sir Sirry McSir?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I would like to get some sleep, but I'm at work

everything else is just fine

yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Had a lovely day @ Zandvoort yesterday
hmmmm Mojito's @ the beach ftw. Now I'm at the office seeing my life-force fade away.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Meh
I know the feeling. I learned to make excellent mojitos when I was in Cuba a couple of months ago. Now that's a lesson I won't soon forget ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *squints*
The Beef is over there-----}
The Beer is down there\/
and Bees? Whey the hell would you want bees?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# bees
lots of bees
swarms of bees
right behind you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# runs flailing arms in that *Arrrggh-get-it-off-me-fashion*
And by odd coincednce I saw a Mink for the first time ever this weekend. And I had my camera on me at the time :)
Here he is, he was being fluffy and rolling in a big pile of grass cuttings
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# awww
what a cute psychopath
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Awwwww wildlife is acebest
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Well...
...you'll need more than one for a new coat. Keep looking!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# excellent!
I had no idea mink were quite so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# woo lovely shot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Bwecasue they are a cracking, and much underrated band
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# this too ^
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# they played their cover of an Os Mutantes track
on Radio 4 yesterday. I was surprised, but pleased.
Here's the original: it's ace:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohTi8lbeok&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
#
Pssst...dinosaur :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# rofl
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# How come red text always comes out so shit
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# the power of JPEG death
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Optimised rodent is optimised.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Poor little fella.
An alcoholic aswell as a cocaine fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# artifax!
I have the bee!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# IT'S IN THE COW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# rockethog!


does anyone here hate hedgehogs? up until last night i thought it was impossible to hate hedgehogs, but then my girlfriend told me she did. that's actually wrong, isn't it? no-one should hate hedgehogs

i'm thinking of making a little hedgehog house for them, and putting out food to encourage them to come and visit. surely then she will realise that hedgehogs are awesome (plus, the garden is full of sluggggggs)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I hate the little bastards
flying round my face in their stupid yellow stripy coats and getting in my beer
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Your girlfriend is the root of all that is evil.
And this is rather wooful.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# DUMP THE BITCH
Hedgehogs are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Dump her immediately.
Send her to me on the rebound.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# On the Western Isles...
...they are hated, and for good reason.

Should be exterminated/removed from there soon enough.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# what's the reason? is it eating bird eggs or summat like that?
i am very ignorant of nature
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Pretty much, yeah
They're almost all be gone now though.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# that is all kinds of awesomeness! :D
Hedgehogs are brilliant. That is all there is to say on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# oh edjogs
i'm sure she didn't mean you personally
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Well I suppose that's ok
(if she's a slug)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# forget the house, just put some tubes near them
TUUUUUUUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hedgehogs like tubes then?
this makes the house plan even simpler!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# yeah, they have some automatic reflex to shove their face into any tube
usually getting stuck and running around in confusion, then freeing themselves, then getting stuck again because TUUUUUUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# how can you hate something that rolls up into a ball when it gets scared?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# but... but... that's impossible!
She can't hate baby hedgehogs, surely? Show her that youtube video - you know, the one with baby hedgehogs.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ^_^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHB3rm9ySjE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hating hedgehogs is like hating rainbows

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Mornin' boys...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *scrolls a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# o_O
a paper bag ought to fix that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD NO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Did she claim for the surgery?
Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oh no Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Sorry folks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# why not

fussy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# wrong wrong WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Is it just me
or do her thighs look really odd?

Yes, I'm ignoring the head. SHE HAS NO HEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I saw that, I think its just the way she's standing
or the leg on her pants are too tight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# haha yea the shadow on the right leg makes it look thinner :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm now remembering
Reeves & Mortimer...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# we need to find something like a childs fishing net
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# you think that is odd? can anyone explain this:
lh5.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SgSuDLOgTII/AAAAAAAADpM/2BcOkl8HRTg/mysterymeat.jpg

perfectly SFW... Grabbed off Photoshopdisasters
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I love that site.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# same here :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# She has two sets of knees.
Perfectly normal for models of today.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I just figured she had brittle-bone disease
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# would
left leg crossed over right leg
arm bent at elbow and wrist, and crossed over
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Photoshop disasters is great. One of best I've seen on there:
lh5.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SgNP438OPUI/AAAAAAAADoY/3SCAFOA5SxU/s512/injuly.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# my fave was quite an old one - for FHM or something
the model had been 'shopped to stop her thng pinching in at the sides and showing a bit of fat bulging out, but they forgot to do the shadow...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# she may have looks, but does she have personality?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# What sort of question is that
you gay or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# No I'm just sensitive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Well, to quote American Psycho, the book I take most of morals from, particularly those concerning women,
"If they have a good personality and they are not great-looking" – Reeves holds his hands up, signifying something – "who fucking cares?"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I take mine from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# BACK succubi BACK!
there is a very strange mixture of emotions inside me now
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# HUBBA HUBBA
hello dayshift! How I've missed you all.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Naughty Ninj.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I now have a funny feeling.......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Adblocked as fast as possibe...
...as I happen to like my job.

Less of this sort of thing, please.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Phwoar!
*bleers*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Mmmmmorning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# excellent!
It is now 10 years and 6 months since my last cigarette

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# gratz
you have willpower stronger than a shield of steel
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# that's what it took in the end
well a divorce helped too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# 11 months and 11 days since I quit
Though I have have the itch good and proper
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# you'll soon start counting in years
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# 9 years for me
I still get a craving every now and then (like just now when I saw the above "quitter" pic).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# my cravings usually get set off my watching people roll
or when people pop out into the pissing rain for one.

I've been pretty lucky as the ladywoman doesn't smoke when I'm around any more, which has had the dual effect of keeping me straight and her cutting down
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# it's now 36 years and 6 months of cigarette-free existence for me
/smug blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# haha
best way to quit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I think it took about 4 ciggieless hours last week before I was in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# try punching people
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# It almost happened, it truly did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I've been smoking a fuckload more than usual due to the lack of weed :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Always gets me like that as well
and I've got nowt left but stick until chappy comes through.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hopefully I should have some by the time I get home tonight
otherwise it'll be tomorrow. Our chap's really reliable though, so it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# not had a smoke in a week..dry up,
and the other guy being over in paris at the mo' doesn't help either
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Ay caramba.
Good luck, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# That seems to happen to me as well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I've given up booze
just so I can give beating fags another go
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# yes
it's a difficult thing to get used to drinking without smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# coffee was much harder
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# but you can have biscuits or chocolate with a coffee
try taking a pack of Maryland cookies out for a night on the tequila/absinthe slammers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# but if you're allergic to chocolate and don't tend to eat sweet foods is more of a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# sausage rolls, cornish pasties, toast & marmite
all perfectly good savoury dunkers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# When I gave up smoking
I started liking sweet things again. Not sure what that was about.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I might just take up smoking so I can give it up and fit in...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# you should
you can be smug for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# TO THE TOBACCONIST!
*jumps into the 'stevemobile and races off at full speed (12mph)*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
#


blame uruk-hai ;)
http://b3ta.com/board/9436348
Original Image
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I blame jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I blame it on the boogie
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# as long as you don't blame it on the sunshine..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I've seen how you dance
and it's not the boogie's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I did warn the club not to let you DJ
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Monster Munch?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ^ this :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# haha, mouldy ancient monster munch
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# [ It's the id's unconcious rendering of Monster Munch....
...I had no choice ;) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I blame the parents
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# OH HAI MR HORRIBLE!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# The poison dart in the mascara was the first evil plan after taking over Avon..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hehe
I can see clearly - honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# He does have smashing eyelashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# SHOEKNIFE!
awesome.
Also: I just got a job rejection letter - which is fine - but I'm outraged that they wrote it in fucking COMIC SANS. what the shuddering fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# What does it say?
We reject you because you stink like poopy?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Sorry about the rejection
Maybe it was for the best if they are using Comic Sans for official letters though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# yeah,
i'm not too bothered about not getting the job, particularly after receiving the letter!
Have another interview this afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Best of luck
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Good luck
Keep yer kipper up.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# you're better off out of it
their office is probably full of mad bonkers crazy people in zany comedy ties
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hehe teh sans
never mind mate, keep trying !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahahahhahahahaha, that really made me laugh...
but sorry to hear about the rejection though....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Oh man, that IS harsh
Did it have rainbow coloured text and a 100% black drop shadow?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
narrow escape there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ha ha, talk about adding insult to injury...
And I suspect it was best you didn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# haha did it have a screen bean clipart with a dejected expression?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ^This^ would have been the icing on the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# yup I also got another today

maybe it's time I looked into going into business for myself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# aww *hugs*
We should start a b3tan recruitment agency.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# DO IT!
I have, and it is really working out for me :) It's a bit scary at foirst but feels bloody great when the work starts coming in.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ooh?
/gaz'd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# this
this this this

plus, it's fun
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# that was my thinking too.. gonna re-train, but thats gonna take a while..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# it's worth a shot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I've been unemployed for a month now
I should really start looking for work
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# baby steps
start by having a shower and/or getting dressed
/was just 6 months out ouf work
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Is that wig made from Solomon? *wells up*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# tee hee you nutter
OI !...NUTTER!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# !st Make up.. then shoes..
THEN WE VILL TAKE OVER ZEE WORLD !!

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# "No Mr Bond, I expect you to look fabulous!"
hahahah, brill :D

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha LOLS
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] fly little twitter birdy fly


edit: thanks all for kind comments and clicks :)
(best viewed in IE)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :D:D:D

Good kitty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# PULL!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# BAD KITTY!
*TM0C currently patrolling the borders of his garden with a supersoaker, to safegaurd all the little just-fledged nestlings that are currently pootling round*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Have you filled the supersoaker with lighter fluid and hastily attached a zippo to the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha nope
just a good old fashioned squirt of tap water across the bows as a warning shot to any potential kitty invaders
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Then I hope you have a swiss roll cannon as a backup
Using the rejects produced at the testing department as ammo.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# best deterrent = dog
except my dog (she's learnt cats are king the hard way)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Geese are better, they have a habit of tearing up your lawn though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# sposed to be excellent guards against intruders too
as they make such a racket at the slightest thing and give nasty pecks for fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# they'll be watching and waiting for you to go inside
then chick dinner tiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# you need tiger urine
animals smell it and won't dare enter your garden
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# easier said than done :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# not if you're Siegfried
or Roy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I would try that "Silent Roar"
But it's about £10 a bloody box! It would be cheaper to just hire the Lion to poo in my garden!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# and a lot more fun
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :D
Lion Pooing, a spectator sport.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# if you use coffee (cold, of course)
it deters cats a lot more because they HATE it when they go to clean themselves.

No harm done but an effective deterrent. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# cats hate olbas oil too
gets right up their little noses apparently
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# And a bunch of cats
off their tits on caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Griffy
I need a new exciting and sophisticated drink to enjoy and with which to impress people with how cool I am - what can you furnish me with/suggest?

I tried a new Scottish Vodka the other day which contains milk thistle and it was jolly nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Absinthe and coke
/autocomplete
Bloody lovely, it is. Tastes like blackjack sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ha - thanks - never thought of that...
I'm a little cautious when getting new mixed drinks at the moment because everything seems to contain Red Bull which is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Don't EVER mix absynthe and tequila
EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# is this a double bluff?
Because I really want to do it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# *washes hands of this entire affair*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ...
maybe it's some kind of test - like an initiation
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ... when I'm not mixing them
would I not be mixing them in equal measures?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I think I found that it didn't matter too much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Red Bull is indeed evil.
Just put a tiny splash of Absinthe into a big glass of cold coke.
add too much and it goes a horrible sludgey yellow and tastes too strong,
add just a little bit and it's gorgeously decadent and yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hmm....
May have to try that...
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hmmm
If you can get hold of Milagro tequila, then that is impressive.

If you are looking for sweet but nice, then try Passoa

If you want to remortgage your house then try Louis XIII Black Pearl

different but cheap - Sailor Jerry Rum

Hendrick's gin with tonic and cucumber for that summer twist

www.in-the-spirit.co.uk is your best source for inspiration!

what's your occasion?


*this post is indeed sponsored!
www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/freestuff.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# :D
thanks... my occasion is I get bored of the limited selection of good things to drink and I'm friendly with a barman who might be prepared to get better things in for me if I were to ask nicely.

I'll check all of those out (I like SJR and enjoy a Hendrick's and tonic).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Monkey Shoulder whisky is probably the best whisky for mixing
Balvenie for single malt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I have a long list of malts, but thanks anyway
Balvenie make a smashing single. I've been on a pretty good run of form recently with my malts, especially for in the house... built up a great collection of cask strength bottles - some quite hard to get hold of :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I was recently drinking cask strength hand labelled with David Stewart!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Stewart_(master_blender)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# lucky sod...
a friend of mine from Aberfeldy, his dad used to work at the distillery there and we've had some great nights with him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# It's not a bad industry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# yeah - I imagine that
I'm sure you have your share of tossers too though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# some for sure
but most people are pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# gin & bisto
with a slice of aubergine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# how is this sophisticated or cool?
please re-read the brief and submit again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# chicken bisto I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# now you're squarking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hmmm...
Try Rosangel. Hibiscus tequila. *shudder* Chicks dig it.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# oooh what's it called?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# it's called Pincer
and it makes a damned good drink... if you're lucky you'll find it cheap in various places at the moment because they're promoting it. It's a lot softer and smoother than other Vodkas I've had, which I though would put me off but it's very enjoyable:

www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=5417

also - it looks like they could use some help with their website:
www.pincervodka.com
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# We invented this at Glastonbury last year...
1/2pt Morrison's White Cider
1/2pt Vodka

Preparation:

1. Mix Morrison's White Cider with Vodka.
2. Consume.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 three times.
4. Die, motherfucker.

We called it 'Holocaust'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# well - you've lived to tell the tale
so it can't be that bad -- perhaps I saw you at Glasto last year - were you wearing a Furtive T Shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Maybe. I didn't really know what I was doing.
Actually no I wasn't. I have the B3ta t shirt I made but nothing else.

/shameless self promotion 'oh did you really make one oh I didn't know you must be really great, let's hang out'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
Aspirational!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Needs more leaving headless bird by the back door
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# haha
baby rabbits head was the worst pressy my cat left for me (or i should say; threw up for me) :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I knew he was up to something
when he asked to borrow my trampoline
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# excellent
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahhaha! Top stuff!
that is SO fast in Fireox.. .had to open in IE....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# thanks
wow i see what you mean - i only tested it in IE and crazy browser (IE based) firefox is silly fast
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# haha, he's the fastest kitty alive
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahaaaaa!
ILT
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# excellent!
flapflapflapchompflapflapflapchomp!

or, if you're watching in firefox: flapchompflapchompflapchompflapchomp!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# wishes someone gazzed me to explain the timings
needed to work in both firefox and IE
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hehehe...
good kitty, here's some catnip
(Dent, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# lol yes!
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Mon 11 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Something quick!
The Akumas at number 42


Click for bigger (167 kb)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# ...whut? eh? ey? wa? uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# It's TV thing, dear
And a try and associating things with similar sounding names.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Don't you DARE TO DEAR ME
dear

god....you are a sweetypie

a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahaha! Hadu-ssssppppaaannngggg!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# this is good
I'm STILL Not enjoying Street Fighter IV
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# You should do
Dan's fantastic this time round.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# yeah
I'm not into yet - and I used to be VERY into it, so I'm all disappointed.

*cries a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You gotta get those combos going
That is the key to success.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# so I should practice more then?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Yup
Trial mode. Or just training mode
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I only liked SF 2 and mortal combat 1-3
God the movie is gonna suck....still GI-JOE looks all types of ace
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Those are some fine looking trousers...
I shall call you Trouser Snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# yup
I agree with you on the games... the Mega Drive was wonderful... but I used to play SFII on the first Play Station and it was brilliant... I just can't get excited about this one.

I'm not sure what you're talking about in terms of the films... although I did see a trailer for Transformers II and it looked good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# New Streeftfighter movie blablabal of Chung lee
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I never enjoyed the first one..let alone any of the others
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I have a soft spot for Street Fighter II
... I was dead good at it and it was a reasonably fun way to while away the hours between 11 and 3 in the morning when I used to share a flat with some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# dunno what's going on here
but it looks purrrdy :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# [you need help! ;)
woo! ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# they all look like dees
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Haha. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# it's monday, sun's shining, seems like SING-A-LONG-A-DALEK teim

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Rydych chi'n hoffi froffi coffi?
this wins my heart.

what is the tune?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# diolch butt :)
no particular tune...just a silly one in my head...be brave, add your own !
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hmm
it sort of fits with Colonel Bogey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# not in my world it don't
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Well I'm listening to the ultimate collection of classic "Bouzouki" Greek songs.
And it fits a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I fuckin love Zorba's dance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXNApZ2ALiQ

Geia sou!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I'm listening to Misirlou by Mario
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# that's lovely!
open.spotify.com/track/68LtqeMf4Rued0aJ14xgos

wow it is a learny day...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misirlou
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# if it helps
you could do a tango to the tune i was humming when i made it

Edit: and it ends with a dashing "Ole"
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# the macarena?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha
not really
the nearest i can get is that the first two lines sound a bit like that Joel Veitch Crusha advert, but then it deviates
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ha ha, How odd and yet wonderful
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Yaaay! :D
Have a fluff I met in the park today:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Aw *attempts to pet*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Can it be milked?
or plucked
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *slathers with mustard*
*places between two slices of bread*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I hd duck carpaccio recently
in a redcurranty sauce of some kind

bloody lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# red currant is woefully under used
if you're eating game then it is ESSENTIAL!

Red Currant and Port and Duck and Chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Duck and Chips!
haha

Tony Way in TittyBangBang - excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Duck and Chips is jolly nice
... there's a very nice Gastro Pub thing in Richmond(shire) just off the A66 near Barnard Castle called... the Traveller's Rest. They do all sorts of good things but one of the things they do BEST is Confit Duck and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# aww
pretty duckling is not an ugly swan at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# :D
this glees me the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# That is a wonderful phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# you may use it with care
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ta
as does your phrase :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha! Marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :D
I don't like wagon wheels though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Give me carrot cake instead
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# well if we're playing a game of Things I'd Rather Have Than A Wagon Wheel
Cognac is going to come somewhere near the top of my list.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# They taste like what I imagine those polystyrene ceiling tiles would taste like.
With cheap chocolate and virulent jam. Fuck off Wagon Wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Don't insult polystyrene ceiling tiles!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# !!!!
you are thinking of snack-a-jacks!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Aren't they cheese-flavoured?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# the chocolate could be better
but they are quite nice and large
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I remember when they used to be bigger
the size of a large head they were...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# what a sad existence you must lead
gives a big hug :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# "Go away or I'll rape you in the face"
/random offensive autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# don't mind a bit of face rape
although it's not as nice as wagon wheels
{{hugs again}}
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# .....really?
I'm shocked....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# \o/
Happy monday indeeeed!

*glees enormously*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Aw, I wondered what my Auntie Dilys had been up to
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yay for Daleks.
Cybermanning (by tim2ubh)
And Katy Manning tributes.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# HE HAS THE SHADOW OF THE FOOT OF HOWARD THE DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *fears
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# s darko?
please dont tell me that its a straight to dvd donnie darko sequel... it is isn't it? oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!111oneoneone

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# yup..it's about his wee sister
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# oh dear
never liked the first film much anyway, but jeeeesus that sucks.. milking the cash cow to the last drop
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# His shadow looks like my nosebush
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# HE COMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Damn dreary dolphins...
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# How attractive!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Could be worse.
Ever meet my great, great grampy?

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# SHOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# dolphins are such ungrateful bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# what's the porpoise...?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I sea what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I can't wait for this pun thread to blowhole over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# let's draw it to a close
dorsal FIN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# training
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahha, this is utter madness, but I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Unfortunatley...
Tomorrows will be less nonsense and more truth. *shrug* Can't win 'em all.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# AWW
MY POO IS MY FRIEND
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha
I like it, have a haunted coffee machine

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Cute!
Can I have one?
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# in your mailbox
right now
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# But what if the poo is female?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# where does pooppy come form?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# You don't want to know.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Little bit of politics...
(salvadorevincent, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Government expenses lol
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Nice one! ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# The bin used in that poster is a lie anyway
Everyone knows if you put out a bin that full then the bin men would stick a letter on it saying they weren't emptying it because it is overfilled.

Anyway, does the government really think we should be pawing through our neighbour's rubbish in case we find a bag labelled explosives?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
#
a bag labelled explosives 8 AFGHAN IMIGRUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# that's just silly... Everyone knows you plant bags labelled explosives in your neighbour's bin
that'll teach them to let that tree grow so high, or not to fix their fence etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# REPORT ON YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS
Fabulous cash prizes to be won!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ha hey!
send the Inland Revenue after him!

Actually I know his address...

Cell 4
Cellblock 1
Top level Security Prison
Area 51 base
Roswell
New Mexico
US

Don't pretend otherwise sheeple!

Griffy Savalippppp

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# But Area 51 is in Nevada...
Unless... that's what they WANT us to think...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *living room guffaws*
*click*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Satire-o-meter....off the scale!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
"Wait...how many bathplugs have you got there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# "Rubber ones. Firteen amp"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Did you see the youtube redub that BBdO posted yesterday?
It made me guffaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hehe, yup, was great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Pfft!
Got any p's?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha
terroristlols
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Jesustweet
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Not following Stephen Fry?
Fake!

Edit oh go on have a pea...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# HAAAA;D
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# And to you!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# overrated normal bloke
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I wonder if in 2000 years people will worship David Copperfield
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# ..
Copperfield
Icke
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# People do that now.
catnipppp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# everyone has been going on about Catnippp recently, I did't really know what all teh fuss was about
and that it may well be a little unfair.

Then I saw his site & I got an idea of his beliefs.

All I can say, is I'm so glad I don't get bombarded by all those gazzes...

Has he been banned yet?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You haven't been gazzed by catnipppppppppppppppp?
You are missing out on all the fun!

Chemtrail, Contrail, Chemtrail, Contrail, Chemtrail, Contrail, Chemtrail, Contrail...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Don't know but I think it might be curtains.
I like many stopped seeing any funny side when he started posting holocaust denial links on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Apparently he is the only one who can see his posts when he makes them.
I was able to tolerate him until he started posting holocaust denial links :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I think pretty much everyone feels the same way
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I know I do
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# He is a sad delusional wreck of a man
that the world could genuinely do without.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# well that's what really got me was the holocaust denial stuff he had...
and I started to see that everything else, whilst at first may have seemed funny, was actually rather unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Aye.
that post did really shine a whole new light onto everything he was posting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# did he actually post it up on here?
I only saw it on his site...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yeah, the other week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# yes he's been banned..not sure how long, hopefully he won't be back
he's an antisemitic, racist, paranoid little man.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# best known for his combination of illusions and storytelling.

you never know...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Also kind of petty and a bit racist
by today's standards
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

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