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Here comes Dodd.....*flutey whistley tune*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Is this the Day of the Dodd or something?

You can have that one for free!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

*waits for a Night of the Living Dodd pic*

ooh - ace wp: eyeonfilm.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fm477_night_of_the_living_dead1.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

hurrah!

of course they all tried to cash in after the series finished

from some long forgotten compo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

What is going on then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Ken Dodd day?

Blame Ninj

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

*Coughs*

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

yow down't ave ter be a cowmpowter wizzuurrd

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

hahaha!

But needs more wibbly-line-mouth :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

"Philosophising" even :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Heheh

TJ: Good morning /board!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

D'you know, I kept looking at that, thinking "something's amiss"...

He would've got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky Babs.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Ooops...

;)

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

We searched 24 major world religions to give you these great offers:

BEST FOR VIRGINS: Muslim extremist
LOWEST COST: Buddhist monk
MOST LUCRATIVE: Jewish moneylender (non-shakespearean)
LEAST FRIENDS: White middle class protestant

/adorns embassy with asbestos

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'll have three of those and er, one of those please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

That'll be three hail marys

and a pilgrimage to mecca please

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

ha ha ha ha that made oi giggle

especially the shakesperian line

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I'm glad you liked the shakespeare line

I'm not sure if I understand it myself

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

haha

I bet google are working on this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

I know, I know. I just had to...

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

oh its the way i tell them

...oh wait...

(Golden_guns247, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Hahaha!

*awaits pies*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

they only come in his 'dad's dog' flavour

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Hahaha superb!

ning!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Ning Barbie!

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Ning ninj!

I just had to as well...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Hahahaha...

Marviluss! :D

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

and very well you did to

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

haha this could be your own personal meme

very well 'shopped

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

I was going to mention tickling sticks again, but...

Top shop Mr Ninj, is this your theme for the day?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

No, I'm 'Doddied' out for the mo

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Don't be Doddied out - Do the one where the Dodd Alien is close to Ripley's face

with a Tickling stick popping out of it's mouth!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Just as well

as it's gone bandwagon and you will only be accused of bandwagonning your own series by the fickle beast that is b3ta.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

Is it Doddy day?

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

It's always Dodd day

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

By Jove, missus!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Mmmm pie

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Hahahahahaha! Awesome, sir, Just awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Thanks Stevie!

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

glad you did

Oh shit!

*accidentally unlurks*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

I'm going to get David Attenborough onto you.

You elusive loon :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

excellent

have a click

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

a member for 2 years, 0 months and 0 days

Wheres my candle then? D:

also woo!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

You borked the birthday donkey

happy b3ta day anyway

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

I'm not the only one who's missed out it seems

www.b3ta.com/board/9418117
Either it was yesterday and I missed it or it never appeared at all

never mind, here's a pris instead

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Triffic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

hahaha

Yays I have the next two days off!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

the armada cometh

also: 'ning!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Behind YOU!!!!!!

That's a top shop by the way.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

AWESOME shoppage! Woooo!

and nings!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

Ths is stunningly good

woo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

su-flippin'-perb!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

YES!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

ooh

noice!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

This is exactly how it happened

*saves for religious coworker*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

w/y/h in equal parts :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Aceness!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Glee!

I want you and Tribs to produce a compilation of all your various works on this theme. I might almost pay money for such a masterpiece.

EDIT my humble endeavour...

EDIT EDIT wtf? Why did I stick Morph in there?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

What the morph is going on?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

I think it was an image challenge crossover affair.

at least that's the excuse I'm giving.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

you could go here

www.totalleh.com/ww1-sci-fi/

in the meanwhile

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Aaaaand... bookmarked.

Great stuff!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

hahaha

this pic always makes me chuckle :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Hopefully not for all the wrong reasons...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Ooo, ye big sook!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Damn this is good

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

hahaha

*/now has the song in head*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

That's a bit nice!

morning kickster

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

'ning!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

...

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

hahahhahahah! Scarier than the original!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

What a wonderful day for bursting out of someone's chest.....

Eeeek!!!!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Hahaha!

Marvellous.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

fuck yes,quality once again from the cyber ninj

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Cheers Rory

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

"How tickled I am!"

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Erk!

Where's his tickling stick?*

*doesn't really want to know

Ningles Ninjles :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

It comes out of his mouth

and tickles Ripley.

edit: Now I want to see that animated :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Mornin Lully!

You all ok?

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Hahaha

This is brilliant and excellently executed... ex ex ex.

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fannycradock, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

he'll need more than a feather duster to clean that up

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Nicely.

Ningletons All.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

actually ninj,change your name to "Master Blender"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Aww what about Master Blaster from Mad Max III - Thunderdome

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

*shivers*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

hahaha

most amusing!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Let's make toast happy again....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

didn't know I wasn't

In othernews, I've excelled myself for this week's draw off :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I haven't started mine yet

I was going to yesterday but I got distracted when I discovered X3: Reunion.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

hehe, so far, I've just done a line drawing,

I was going to do a full colour job, but Left 4 Dead and Assault on Dark Athena have sapped my time.... :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

mine's just a line drawing at the moment

hopefully I'll get some colouring done before Wednesday though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

well there's still today and tomorrow, I may have to get it coloured in order to keep up with everyone else :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

What is this weeks subject?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

2000AD

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Bah :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Bah?

It's fairly diverse, what sort of thing were you hoping for, it's probably in there!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Nah,

it is just that I have never been into 2000AD :) Not moaning about it at all. Oh I just remembered as well, b3ta.com/board/9418258

Forgot to remind you about it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

you don't have to be in to something to draw it

I wouldn't have drawn Henry VIII last week otherwise

ah, yes, you did forget to remind me, told you my memory was like a seive! Lets expand it a bit more and just have Spumco in general for next weeks

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Sounds like a plan to me :)

I will see what I can do :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I think that in the interest of transparency

you ought to mention that you used to draw / colour 2000 AD ;) ( and beautifully, probably ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

I did colours for a one off series called London Falling, not sure what that has to do with 30 years of british sci fi and fantasy though

Plus I didn't pick this week's subject, Smallbrainfield did.

;P

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

That was it.

London Falling. The best bits, obviously ;)

I do hope to get something done for this one. I've been meaning to do a judge for some time.

edit:/ I have no idea what the subject is. Gullible me took it for granted that it was 2000AD as stated above, but your 30 years statement has me confused.
I'm spending less time on b3ta :( I don't know what's going on any more, and you kids no longer visit me and the neighbour kids are wrecking my hedges, blah, blah)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

2000AD has been going 30 odd years

Mr Brainfield suggested obscure characters, but I said any is fine on the Calendar to stop people complaining about it being only for nerds.

Just avoid Rogue because we only did him a few weeks back

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Powdered Toast Man would like this invention

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

YOU NEED LOG!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

Hahaha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Ha!

Dad won't, but Ma might!

I fucking love marmite :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

urggh!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Mmmmmm..........

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Zippy does not agree!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

He's saying:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
At about the same tone as my CPU's cooling fan, strangely enough.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Are you sure it isn't your cooling fan?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Want one!!

Hahahahahah :)

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

hahahhahaha! That's awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Hallo Stevie!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Nibble tiem!

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

HOT PUSSY ON PUSSY ACTION

/first

aww - my pussy used to look like that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

I never knew you were a....

oh never mind!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

KITTINS SEXEH TIEM!

wooooooo for morning fluffiness!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

haha lovely

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Why wont someone invent a cat that never ages past 6 months?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

I think there is a perpetual kitten breed

one of those super-expensive selectively bred cats

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

They are just wrong

Body of a full grown cat and the head of a kitten

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

That just sounds

unspeakably creepy...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

nothing can be as bad as those sphinx cats. *shudder*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

It is

curlessence.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/021108joy1.gif

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

anime cat! (okay, so that is quite creepy)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Anime cats would have gigantonormous heads

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Filthy neoteny!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

good word for a Monday morning!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

*nyang nyang nyang*

*relurks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Awwww!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Hahahaha

I can tell by his face the prognosis is not good. :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Nah,

they have sent him for a CAT scan, but the dognosis doesn't look good :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

hahahahhahaha! he really doesn't look happy...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

It's serious business man!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

hahahaha

has he come back with the lab results?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Arrrgh!!!

He has human hands!!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Better than my set up,

I have dog hands :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Aww,

paw you!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

We mustn't knaw on our kitty!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Fluffy nyom-ing!!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

awww he's getting rid of her fleas for her

wish someone would do that for me :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Awwww... sweet....

Hallo Ninj!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Hiya Moley!

How ya doin' sir? :D

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Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

monday is washing day :)

it only goes up to 40, as i'm anticipating that most people would need a cake then

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

I'd do her laundry!

woo.

EDIT: Interesting fact I discovered last night when busy not being alseep. Cartoon Head from Ideal is actually played by a Spanish mime.

EDIT EDIT: Is that Mailart Stamp font?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

You just want to get your hands on her silky drawers.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

Yes

And her cottony wardrobes.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

it's not Deamau5 then?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Well it was on the BBC site, so I'm probably wrong:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

It was James Foster in series 1

and David Sant in series 2 according to wikipedia

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

According the BBC site David Sant is a Spanish mime.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Also - did anyone see the Pulling special on BBC3 last night?

Paul Kaye was fucking excellent

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Yeah I did.

My thoughts exactly. Thought the rest of the show was pretty crap though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

it was OK

I liked the guy who jumped out of the balloon, but Paul Kaye made me laugh the most - especially when he was just about to swim with dolphines but was fucked out of his head on mushrooms

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

dont know which font you mean

but no, none of them are

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

phwoar!

she can crank my handle!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

I'd give her nonbiological!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

she could wring excess water from my freshly washed clothes

err, I mean, I would very much like to have sex with her.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

She could do my ironing any day of the week!

no, really, she can; I'm crap at ironing.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

hahaha

I'd love to see your personal ad

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

"Hi, my name is theoriginalsteve, I'm 28, I'm a bigamist, and I'm looking for that very special second lady"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

"gsoh and self esteem not that important, or indeed required"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

not before marrage surely?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

no of course not

I shall set forth to ask her father's permission without delay!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Sicko

You have a thing for Mrs. Mangle!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

phwoar!

www.perfectblend.net/features/comedy02.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

hahahhaha!

in Firefox, she is going obscenely fast... there should be smoke coming off that thing :D

Edit: Cor, she can mangle me anytime she wants etc etc

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

well you dont shift the lard by going slow you know

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

She can shift my lard any day of the... oh I give up....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Phwoar

She can squeeze my drips anytime she wants

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

phwoar!

I'd tumble dry-her

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

I wish

a woman would touch my cock. :(

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

disguise it like a Jimmy Choo

and hide naked in a shoe shop

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

*hands over award for providing the statement containing the most despair I have heard in a long time*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

Why, thank you sir!

(You made me LOL for real, then.)

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

laughter is the best medicine

when you can't get ladies to touch your cock.

in all serious though - have you tried washing it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

Washing it?!? EUURGH!

(A real lady touched my willy yesterday for real. And it wasn't one of the urses, this time.)

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

the urses?

do you mean bears?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Yes.

The bears touch me all of the time, and I think I'm starting to like it.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

that's what rubbing it in porridge will do

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

I thought thats what you meant by washing!

GOD!

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

shame on you all for your sexist droolings

so here's one for the laydeez :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

as i looked out of my bedroom window,across the Irish sea at 6:30 i seen this chap

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

He's gorgeous

and without reflection ;)

only kidding I like your Nessie

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

Lies!

Look at his face, he's deep in thought, clearly in a prolonged period of reflection.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

You have me at that sir - Touché!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

Nings to all. Not too happy about it being Monday, the weekend went away far too quickly.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

What a chipper young fella! Woo.

I've had a good start to my week. I fell off a ladder last night and haven't slept as a result of the pain. I'm yet to find some cover so I'm at work when I should be in bed.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:14, archived)

poor chap

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

Got a lovely round bruise on my knee though:P

EDIT: How weird. got this on facebook.

The person in question happens to be a friend that is getting married soon!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

That's facebook's new "AffairApp" that encourages users to have affairs, so that there will be more status updates, and emails :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

lol

You think they'd code in to check to see if the person was single if they're going to use the friends from someone facebook page.
Then there's the who legal issue of using her image and the misrepresentation of saying she was looking for men.
What would her fiancé say if he saw that ad somewhere.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

hah

I thought that said Iran!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

Not to worry

I've had the same thing only for my brother.
I'm a bloke. I'm straight, this is all on my profile.

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

You will admit to liking incest though?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

Of course of course

Every wednesday, like clockwork.

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Is it wrong that

I instantly thought Ian Huntley and Jessica Chapman?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

*clicks "i like this" even though he loves this*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

*sobs*

sometimes button just aren't enough!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

You can rock it, you can sock it, you can go to Timbuktu...etc

fucking monday...

ANyway... nings board

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

.....but you'll never find a Nessie in the zoooooooooooooooooo!

heheh,

Nings Joe, and NINGS TO B3TA!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

Sean Connnery in the Sea you see!

Arrrrrr, ning all

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

raaarrgh

(I'm bored and waiting for a render)

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

You did say render didn't you?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

yeah

a tree in 3dmax. polycount is a bitch.

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

That's OK

I thought you said something else.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

I believe the problems faced through mishearing

can be solved more easily in text format.

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

two thirty.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

go to a dentist then

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

AARRRGHHH!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

still looks more realistic than the costume from "the creature from the black lagoon"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Hey that was a classic!

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

lacists!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

AGGH

It's the Gorn!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

wow

please tell me that is really your view! where do you live? Can I come for tea? Can you lend me some underpants?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

yep thats out my window, where the grass ends theres a cliff about 20 foot high and a beach,i caught many a crab out on dem der rocks

*oh yeah,i live ina town called balbriggan north Co.Dublin* :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

i live by the irish sea

could you give me latitude and longitude please?

btw lovely morning piccy :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

lovley hampton cove,balbriggan

53 36' 17.70" N

6 10' 00.58" w

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

oh that's a bit far

and my helicopter is out of action :)

ta though x

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

YOU FUCKING BUY FUCKING NOW! BUY FUCKING BOTH FUCKING FAST!

cfb (500k jpg)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 6:22, archived)

fix that ratio!

for the love of the god of metals, fix it!

(Captain Panic, Mon 18 May 2009, 6:34, archived)

Fix it good they will.

Hundred plus years and there are still many
who can't quite fathom it all. Or fix it. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 6:37, archived)

'kinell, that's an epic and most wonderful piece.

Must've taken ages, so abound ye in clicks.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 18 May 2009, 6:36, archived)

Simple one over all, but had to shoot it all three times, alas.

First go was too dim, second go was too bright with hard distracting shadows.
Thanks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 6:41, archived)

metal is used for blenders

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 6:50, archived)

Not in the Fucking Shitty ones.

Well, some copper for the wires. But not much
more than that. Even the blades are made from
plastic or ceramic these days. Is likely why the
old models are searched for like treasure.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 6:56, archived)

Epic stuff Mr Tahkclab

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:19, archived)

Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:24, archived)

BUY METAL - GO MENTAL

wOO

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

Thanks, Barge.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

But what about the magnets?

We should fix magnets to other ferrous metals? That's what I say!

Not that I fully understood this business about Gold and Silver and now I want to look intelligent. I kind of understand your logic but the whole stock exchange is like a house of cards or kerrplunk you mess with one bit and the rest falls down. I blame it on Capitalism and the attaching of value to objects when in fact real currency is the currency of labour (not the party, but the workers).

This crash was inevitable as soon as Thatcher started to dismantle Manufacturing Industry in order to artificially boost Finance Industry. Now the worth of things is measured by brokers and bankers and not by their intrinsic value to the population.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

Blame the magnates, fucking shitty magnates.

You're not far wrong there. Inflationary spending to stimulate an economy is
a doomed theory. Thatcher, among others in the 80's, fucked it hard. Much
as they did when this story was written. The seeds of the 1920's and all that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

Yes, the infamous Wall Street Crash

which in turned lead to so much misery and the rise of extremism in politics. Dare I say we appear to be heading down that bleak path once again... let's hope not.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

Was not just Wall Street.

It sort of cascaded from the end of WWI. Most of the
economies of the the world were not versed in an
industrial society. And had more people than things
for them to do. Farming and resource based systems
that could not absorb the populations that they had,
they attracted hordes to the urban centers to make
weapons and supplies. Then, wished they'd just fade
back into "wherever" they came from. Which did not
really exist. As by then they'd grown up there.
/blog yeah yeah yeah blog.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

This is awesome

I will henceforth get all my economics education from b3ta

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Thank you.

There will be one more economic themed one in this series.
But I might do a political one or two before it. Stay tooned etc.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

WHERE CAN I SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR ATOM FEED

WHEN DO I RECEIVE MY BATCHELORS?

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

CLICK HERE

www.b3ta.com/users/manage.php?friend=30810
I make new threads for these, so it'll show up on your "friends activity".
ALSO
DEPOSIT PIZZA AND I'LL WRING ONE OUT TO BE SENT TO YOUR TENT DIRECTLY, SIR

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I haven't been friended by anyone yet

so I can't friend anyone either

it's one of these invite-only things I think

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Scratch that

apparently because I never enabled the "share what you like" feature I can't have any friends. That seems logical. It's all working now though \o/

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Fixed it seems. And happy b3day, although I see no candle for you yet.

Perhaps it showed yesterday or it'll clock in later on for you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

ta very much

www.b3ta.com/board/9453377

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

WHAT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:21, archived)

EGGOMECHAMORPHOGENESIS.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:22, archived)

Yay!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:21, archived)

TANGRAM EGGS?

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:29, archived)

TWO WEEKS!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:29, archived)

TEEEUUUW WEEEEEEEKKKSHH

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:31, archived)

What till?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9453152

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:54, archived)

Arf.

Allow me to try out my new woo-yay. I'll also feature my new FAIL which is not applicable in this case but what the hey, it's late...

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:35, archived)

HE IS HUNTING FOR YOU

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:43, archived)

I haven't animated this one yet :)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

In the future we will all be curators

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

But I want to be an astronaut.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

Ok.

That seems fair enough.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

Radar tree has rings

6 years old....cute
*grooms

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 18 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

reminds me of the underground tunnels in chicago

nice :)

(JoePesky, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

DOES IT PLAY RECORDS

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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:12, archived)

Radartree!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:13, archived)

it's LOG

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Shiksa, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:22, archived)

it's better than bad, it's good

(

Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:27, archived)

have an oldie,i used the force to discover vaders face

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

SNOOKER CUE: 7/10

COULD DO BETTER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:55, archived)

MY RATIO IS ALL TO HELL

HLP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

it's ok

we can't be 100% sexually charged all the time

it would end in tears if we could

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:01, archived)

Oh fuck

that shit's quite different

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

A delicious turn. Things have taken a turn for the delicious.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

lol watching the running man captain freedom inspired me to do this

(JoePesky, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:04, archived)

which one are you? the middle?

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d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

I'm a cop you eeediot

(JoePesky, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

arnold indian barial ground doctor police

is that a tumour?

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d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

WHO IS YOUR DADDY

and what does he do?

(JoePesky, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:16, archived)

Thanks. I always enjoyed 1997.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

pleasure

(JoePesky, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

foreign issues

(

d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

people in Shithole, America aka Indiana were busy ruining the commencement of Notre Dame students by heckling the president

meanwhile there are FOREIN ISSUES at hand
I have no idea what to make of this country anymore.
HELP US WEEDMAN YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

(

Shiksa, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

weedman cant save you

he is just a guy who smokes weed

he lives only to die some day

(

d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

as do we all.

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Shiksa, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

not me

i dont smoke weed and i am dead already

(

d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:13, archived)

mister president what should the new national anthem of gansta rap be

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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=swMDE4K3Iwc&fmt=18

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

these schools aint teahcing us shit

all my high school teachers can suck my dick
teaching me white man lies and bullshit

(

d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:04, archived)

Now that's not a very mature attitude now is it?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

You're awesome Doc.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

Insane

and i love it
click

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 18 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

I SUPPORT THE WAR ON MIMES.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

IF YOU REALLY DID THEN OUR SOLDIERS WOULDN'T HAVE TO BUY THEIR OWN BODY ARMOUR

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

ELL FUCKING OH ELL!

FFS--YOU'D THINK IT WAS THE MIDDLE AGES.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

VOTE WEEDMAN IN 2012

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

Japan is ok but there are too many white people here

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:57, archived)

Mr.President

hullo

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Shlvng, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

Name the condiment...............

.
.
.
( Its free running salt of course !! )
.

(

paranoiaman, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

Where can I buy this summer salt?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

Not sure...

He hides alot from the 'pepperazzi' !

(

paranoiaman, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:35, archived)

poor plastic wrapped cock cant stand up

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

cock that tooth !!!!!!!

oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!

oh!!!!!

yeahh!!!!!!!!!!!

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d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

he looks like he's having too much fun to stand up.

(

Shiksa, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

if you look closely at his balls,you can see a red ring,he was gonna be an ass-cock

but i decided to humiliate him even more

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

DICK BUTT

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Shiksa, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:21, archived)

I also did some pendoodles in the car

CFSlightlyBigger

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

Beware of running naked near trees of tentacles!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

i cant live in the city there are too many duck feet grasping at me

the air is great because it has tentacles all over and i love tentacles

(

Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

We all love tentacles!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

Exactly

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

naked peoples!

(

TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

Yepp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

*takes photographs and sells them to the papers*

*profits*

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:25, archived)

Only *profits*

if it's like...Octomom or Jade Goody or summat...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

what do you need ar for?

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d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

Car, bar, GAR, yarr, marvellous, grass, lard.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

GWAR?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

fnarr!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

air

not ar.
Unless you mean the chemical symbol for Argon. Because maybe i need that.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

well what do you need air for?

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d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:27, archived)

breathing, like.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

why aye man

i need the air for breathin' like!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

Exactly!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

Move to Newcastle

you'll love it

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

Hahahahahah

XD
I have some bottle tops from a Newcastle ale...
Do you live in Newcastle?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

No i live in Nottingham

my cousin lives in Newcastle though

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

Oh, okay.

I've never been to Newcastle.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

No, it clearly says "I weed the air"

AIR IS JUST GOD WEE

CLOUDS ARE HIS FLUFFY SHIT

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

there was a woman in AR

her babby couldn'nt frigth back :(

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

Beginning, middle and end Shada. Beginning middle and end.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

NONE OF IT MAKES ANY SENSE

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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

I think after reading my booklet people will fully understand the life and times of their favourite musicians.

Especially the one with cocktail umbrellas bursting out of Billie Holiday's eyes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

dkfjadksfjkdj miles davis cool dfdsafjskfj ewjfijweioj stay well

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d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

TEXTURE MUST LOAD

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

For his own safety the texture must not load.

The Turrican Rap is a dangerous thing.

Society is not prepared for it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

an excellent sketch book

but to get in the running for the Turner
may I propose an execution phase
in which you tattoo these designs upon people passed out drunk in urban centres?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

and I.. don't like a thing about the city

and I (I, I) hate the countryside, too

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIJ9P5cU4qo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

Ugly Kid Joe!

:D

EDIT: I forgot how weird his voice is.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

well I never got any of their albums

but I did have that EP
on cassette
in fact I probably still have it
somewhere

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

Hahahah really?

That's pretty awesome. :D
Here's my favorite music video right now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEukS2YN9B8

And my favorite video video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryJksdr-YTE

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

Got the funnest bits left to do now :)

I always enjoy doing skin.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

the holocaust

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d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

"i'm sorry terribly sorry duchess but I'm afraid I'll be having that necklace" our hero grabbed the jewels and leapt out of window onto the waiting rope ladder that hung from his dirigible

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

A gun like that has forgotten the meaning of war.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

And given it seems to be made of gold, the meaning of mass as well.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

It's just gold plated.

Edit: did you see the small alteration I did to the arm?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

Aye aye, it looks good, I think it just needs some kind of darkened shading on the far left of the left shoulder

you know so it doesn't look quite so flat, and would imply it's bending away slightly.

EDIT: Would anyone like to see some of the 20 drawings I've just done for my little randomburn book? They range from terrible to weird.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

As such?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

Yeah, I don't know quite precisely what you'd need to remove the anatomical ambiguity.

I think it might actually be because the shoulder pad on his left shoulder isn't slanting down in the same way as on the right.
I don't know, I hate trying to draw figures. Did you use a reference?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

Nope.

I only used reference of my own arms in a jacket, and that was just for the folds and some positioning of arm.

I have no shoulder pads as reference.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

you should color his skin black

i like black people

there arent enough black people

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d d, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

I can make a special black one for you.

But he's white because the person who wanted him done wanted him white.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

Yes we want to see them.

NOW

NOWWWW

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

they better have a beginning, a middle and an end and a full array of punchlines and jokes

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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

I'm always happy to see people's sketches.

As for Cleo's picture then there really ought to be a clear rendering process for this kind of thing ( I know you can't make everyone do it the same but there is an efficient way ) and if you get hooked up on final rendering when there are parts of the image not even underpainted then there is a huge risk of the image becoming disjointed.
At the very least you should get your sketch down, ( inked if you are going that way ) flats layer, underpainting, shadow layer for depth and then all your paint layers to give it life. If you get hooked on making a particular area perfect before you have started another area you become very loathe to correct those earlier areas and can end up with something that's not flowing.

This is an opinion. I'm sober and not an expert.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

Doing skin has a strange connotation . . .

my hands are up incase this is a stickup . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

I applaud your being able to type with hands up.

Dobber?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

Yes . . . firmly attached !

*doinks*

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

who would wear that kind of outfit

seriously WHO

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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

Your mother's mother's mother's grandpa.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF HER

i sort of want to try to animate this properly but also i can't be bothered

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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

Your mother's mother's mother's grandpa was a lady?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

after being hit with a mallet, yeah

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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

Haha.

Testicles become ovaries.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

Erik Von Staufer

Philanthropist and sexual auteur.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

It's looking really good

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

Merci :)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

Why is it

that when I post something in increments of completion i get flamed, but when you do it nobody says anything.

Oh wait, Its because thats got more woo than a boatful of japs!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

Pffffft :)

I'd say it's because of my enormous penis actually.

It's huge.

Covers half of london.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

I use mine to lasso

the cornflakes box off the top of the cupboard.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

I use mine to sexually stimulate ladies.

Hahahaha, no that's just silly.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

Silly Jeru.

Penis is for menfolk.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

or ladyfolk

if they ask nice

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

You won't settle until everyone is having sex with their own gender will you?

FASCIST!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

Being gay is good for the environment :D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

No it's not. Think of all the extra washing machine loads you have to do to get spunk out of your clothes.

THINK ABOUT IT!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

Well then be straight if that's how much you hate washing :(

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

Yeah man, fuck washing!

I'm going to stand around like a hairy greasy semi-naked medieval barbarian.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

BOY! GO TEND TO THE LIVESTOCK!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

Interesting

how does that work then?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

LOOK AT THAT!

www.book-by-its-cover.com/other/the-pictorial-guide-to-sexual-intercourse

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

Because I wasn't around

as I was working in photoshop until my stuff is actually finished.
I don't comprehend why people do this. Make it public when it's finished. That's what artists do, even the worst attention whore waits until it's done.

don't push anyone else's work into the archive because you can't be arsed to finish something before fishing for an ego boost. That's what existing threads are for.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

because Pasanodick wasn't here ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

I went to Baltimore today, for my cousin's senior show at MICA...

More here.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

leaky telly is leaky

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

leakyleakyleaky

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

BOGGLE

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

lol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

Your photo flatters it I reckon :)

It does look good like that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Hahahah

I thought it was pretty cool, mainly because it's all paper. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

Thats cool that is.

that, right there, is cool.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

I know, right?

The whole TV is made from paper! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

Clearly this person is an idiot.

Paper is not the proper material for constructing cathode ray tubes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

My tv is made of

pixel fairies and diode goblins.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

Diode goblins.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

Yes.

Diode Goblins.

*holds stare in mutual understanding and concern*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

o.o

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

0.0

___U

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

That nifty paper shredder might even be compoable . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

hahahaha

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

Ooh, quite splendid.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

IS IT ART?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

"Fuck man, he pressed the red button."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

that is actually quite awesome

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

neato

some of the other pieces made me quite angry
and reconfirmed my decision sixteen years ago not to go to art school

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

Strike one

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

it's like a light saber..

...only fire!
: D....FIRE!!!

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--- ---, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

1 second after ignition?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

I've actually wondered why there isn't such a thing.

I'll take the super dangerous matches, please.

I just finished creating a monstrous burn pile. If only I could invite everyone here to hang out at my place when I light it off.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I enjoy a nice big burn pile !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

we could all drink beers and watch it burn, it would be the best thing ever

shortly before it explodes in a ball of flame and incinerates us all

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Shiksa, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

YIKES. Suddenly b3ta is all fast and everything.

Yes, my fire is going to be huge. And illegal. And hopefully I won't incur the wrath of the MAN. And death by horrible flames. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

I still might need to wear oven mits . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

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