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#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:14, archived)
# THAT'S NOT MATLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:17, archived)
# I tried my best :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:19, archived)
# I don't mean to be so harsh but seriously dude
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:21, archived)
# I mean the colours around the legs are lovely but there's no matlock in the picture
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:22, archived)
# there is, he's hiding under her dress.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I could change the title of the picture to matlock
but you see the thing is Alan exercised his title rights on this one.
So it's called Funny Fanny Runny Batty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:26, archived)
# I'm starting to think he only does it to embarass me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Surely this type of behaviour is a dealbreaker
were there no stipulations in the contract saying you could back out if things went wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:29, archived)
# I tried to talk to him about it again but he gets so angry.
He starts to sort of bear his teeth in words with a long E sound in them, like "rEEEEEally?", in this scary kind of grin when he talks. Also I think there is some kind of moss or something growing on his teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:48, archived)
# This doesn't sound like an amicable business agreement
what does alan's wife have to say about all this?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Oh didn't I tell you?
Alan's back with his mum for now. He sleeps in his old room upstairs but he's put some carpet in the attic. That's where we have our business meetings. It says "ALANS ENTERPISES" on a sign on the top rung of the ladder. I almost slipped on it the first time, I was quite shaken up but Alan was very riled about his sign so I didn't make a fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Google images is great for sexy matlock pictures
images.uncyc.org/fi/9/97/Ben_matlock_sexy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:26, archived)
# Hahaha
fuck that's some manly chestworms.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Natal Chart, Planets, Astrological Chart, Horoscope
Andy GRIFFITH
born June 1, 1926 at 3:00 PM in Mount Airy, NC (USA)
Sun in 10°33 Gemini, AS in 15°36 Libra,
Moon in 20°35 Aquarius, MC in 17°29 Cancer
Chinese Astrology: Fire Tiger
Numerology: Birthpath 7
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Celebrities being the same height:
JESUS CHRIST, Elvis PRESLEY, Tom HANKS, Bill KAULITZ (TOKIO HOTEL), John Fitzgerald KENNEDY, JEAN-PAUL II, Albert de MONACO, Nicolas CAGE, Tony BLAIR, Jean-Pierre FOUCAULT, Laurent RUQUIER, STING, Alain JUPPE, Matt DILLON, 50 Cent, Chad Michael MURRAY, George MICHAEL, Jake GYLLENHAAL, Christophe LAMBERT, Matthew McCONAUGHEY...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:34, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:43, archived)
# YES YES YES
He has such a sexy shine to him
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:52, archived)
# SO SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:56, archived)
# AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:58, archived)
# Lovely colouring.
Alien quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:37, archived)
# :D
stylish
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It pays to recycle...

(thanatos, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)
# your tie is crooked
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:03, archived)
# mine isn't
:) ·—
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:07, archived)
# You know, the weird thing about this for me, is when I was making those animations of Shatner's doing his Khaaan thing
I had to make up for the fact that his head is cut off at the top, and so I used The Hoff's quaff for his 'toupee'

Spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:22, archived)
# This is very smart of you
I would leave his head cut, or try to fill it with his own hair with the stamp tool.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 6:38, archived)
# heh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)
# It's a fish-eat-fish world out there


(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)
# OM NYOM NYOM
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Bring on the . . . feeeeeeeeeeeeesh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
# FEEEESSSHHH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
#  
I am a fish
I am a fish
I am a fish
I am a fish
I am a fish
I am a fish
I am a fish
I am a fish
I am a fish
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)
# there's always
a bigger fish
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)
# FISHES



No one is safe!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)
# those damb sharks

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 4:41, archived)
# om nom nom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
# One can hope
order giver sos
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I'm sober enough to appreciate the tits but everything el...
wait... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
# started as a reservoir dogs 'shop
then descended into political commentary. Tried to get a decent anagram out of "Reservoir Dogs" but aside from "Order-giver SOS" couldn't find anything relevant.

In short, Gordo is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
# me like
long time
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Haha, really well done
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Reserved For Dogs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
# certainly works well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Politix is murder
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Very nice
that is getting a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Anybody Watching ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I AM WATCHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I AM WAITING.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
# AAaaahh. AAaAooAHhh, OOOoooooo
PEEEELS
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Room Service will be right with you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
# *WHAT* am I watching?

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
# That is what I am wondering . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Eyes gotchas !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I am sober enough to appreciate the tits, but everything else goes over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I see how it is.
I shall open another beer and fall over.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Don't land on the ceiling . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I just figured somebody is watching something . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I am watching time slowly drip away until I decay and inevitably die.
Fun.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaw c'mon . . . spry up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Hmm, bouncy norks as a depression cure
Is that available on the NHS?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Why not . . . plus . . . take two of these and call someone in the morning !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
#  

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Although I like the idea of hot nurses being provided to raise...spirits
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
# carlsberg don't make boobs
but if they did...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
# If they did . . . I would be calling . . . BARMAID !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
# my zoom's stopped working....gah!
*keeps pressing*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Zoom Zoom Zoom . . . bit da . . . Boom Boom Boom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I like that little nauwty noddy lady !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# sexy tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# My first animated gif


Just worked out how to make one and this was a test. Thought I would share!

Oh yeah, the tooth is from an animation I made called The Wisdom Tooth.
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Angry tooth
He's causing gum problems :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Minor TJ! (sorry)
The film 'Dr Terror's House Of Horror' is just starting on BBC2.

It's got Roy Castle, Donald Sutherland and Chistopher Lee in it!

(It's the one with several different short stories [a 'portmanteau' film, as they call it] based around a bunch of doods in a railway carriage having their tarot done by Peter Cushing)

TJ over! As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I watched it again.
It was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)
# its came out lovely for a first attempt :)
not something I'd comfortable with if my dentist said to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# *ba-dum tishhhhh*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# i pressed that 20 times :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# *wave*
Evening Tom.




*wave*
Goodnight Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# hello! good night!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# GET THE LEAD OUT PEOPLE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
# "Frisk me with your minty wire! Raaarrr!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# frisk me
frisk me
firsk me slowly, frisk me quick
Frisk


me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
# *Gives up on making an animation*
*cries*
woo :D

Good night all

Take care
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Hang on
The tooth has... teeth...

Nice one :D

Edit: Also, yay for animation:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# And his teeth have teeth
ad eternum.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# BRUSH OUT THESE FUCKING PLAQUES
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# beautiful!
I love the painted-over effect when transitioning from frame to frame
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I would like to see "The Wisdom Tooth"
It sounds interesting.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Oooh nice one mr man
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
# It looks like it's demanding extraction !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# very nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
# You're Fired
(daio, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# haha
i'm a cunt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# :D
www.b3tards.com/u/c906e57fc22848ef3336/internetsserius.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
# he is shopping onlione for meth
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# onlione meth
Lion meth
D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# lionel meth
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# lionel methy, the barcalona player
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# this
makes me a little scared of buying fish fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
# He does look like a gay old bloke who has got confused on the way to the shops
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Aw...
I got told.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Provided by Amscunts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Spot on
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Fried, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# That's Lord Cunt to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I wonder what goes through Gordon Brown's mind.
One minute the government is talking about reforming parliament and abolishing the house of lords,
the next minute they are giving peerages to celebrities, who happen to have donated to the labour party in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Cash for honours? Scandalous!
Although, it is said he is worth over eight pounds...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Got the single?
(daio, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# AMSFTW
Soon to be Lord Sugar, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] erm...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Oh my! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# where did he shat?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# mr. meats
click for bigger 300k
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# mmmmmmm edible mans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Now i am hungry for meats
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Hey, baby!
oh, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!

*runs off screaming*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# No they never run off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# MMMMMEAT!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# meat :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# yeah fuck the vegetarians, we all want meats!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# eat the vegetarians
they're packaged in their own cud
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# FINE
I'll just make do with MR BEAN-CURD.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'm here, Ive had bacon
I've got more
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I had some lovely smoked bacon sweet cured in maple syrup
It was fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# nom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# :D
Excellent.

Edit: Dinner should always be this -

Raw beef = win.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i prefer a nice blue steak
followed by cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Don't worry, it's ok to be wrong.
;-)


Edit: Cheesecake is pretty bloody win, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# cheesecake is awesome
asda lemon cheesecake is utter joy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# What a shame it has lemon in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# lemon is good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Lemon on its own or as lemonade is fine
Lemon in anything dessert based is pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# LIES
Get a good sorbet down you
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I can't taste sour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# oh hell, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I'm pretty partial to that 'New York' style cheesecake.
Lemon I've not tried.
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# it has swirls of lemon sauce on the top
it's also quite large
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Needs more offal
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Nah.
You can have the offal, thanks all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Offal is the stuff that is good for you
I want a nice bit of black pudding raw, right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That's another one of these rather spurious facts, isn't it?
I'm really not sure that any major diet requirement is filled by offal.
Black pud is nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Dog food is better for you
I want some kidneys and liver now, maybe some Ox tongue as well. This had made me hungry for some faggots now, I might have to get some tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Mate, put the fucking bong down.
Dog food?

wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha :)
Just messing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# yes, but is that raw egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Oh yes...
It has to be raw.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# french bastards and their bloody tartar
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Not a fan of the ol' Tartar?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
# the sight of it makes me wanna vomit, im trying to enoy a chicken meats sandwich
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# OK, so I'll put you down in the 'not so much' column, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# that'll do fine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# A fine effort
But the steak just seems better when it is extremely finely diced rather than minced :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hmmm.
intriguing....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Evening, sire
Enjoying the weekend so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Yep, not too bad, ta.
All good with you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# All is good :)
But I feel like curling up in a corner after spending so much money this morning on pointless things:
Washing machine,
Tumble dryer,
Dyson,
Leather sofa
42" plasma tv
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# That's some major retail therapy, right there!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Not so much retail therapy as things I will need in 2 weeks :(
Well the sofa isn't arriving for 10-12 weeks, I'll just be sitting on the floor watching my new TV :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Well, best way to enjoy the TV all the more!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I have my priorities sorted you see
Day 1) Move in furniture
Day 2) Have sky hd fitted
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Nothing about steak tartare is appealing to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Food of the gods, sir.
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Makes me glad I'm not a god ot be quite honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Steak Tartar and chips.
With greens=
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# my dog likes meat...


Click for bigger (54 kb)
unshopped red/blue eyes! :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# poor dog!
his eyes have been replaced with traffic lights!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
#
img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/ba744d8b983599744b26f578756c614f17cb6c4e_m.gif
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# this is making me laugh like a loon
and i'm not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# *is tempted to shop a yellow light between its eyes*
*doesn't*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Holy shit
YOUR DOG SEES IN ANAGLYPHIC 3D!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# *puts small umbrella up to prevent the pissage dripping down onto hedgehogs post*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Can your dog be eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# you want to eat a dog?
...i'm assuming yes but not at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# DOG IS A ALIEN

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# BEWARE!
g'nite b3ta! I'm happy! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# wicked!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# POW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Hahaa
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Meats!!
I've eaten though thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# there is no such thing as too much meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
thought it was monica for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# she takes many forms
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# *beams*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] He could have sniffed out a conspiracy in under 44 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustafa?
(strontium190, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# That's two films I haven't seen combined

Four if you count star trek and 300
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# 300 shatners?
thats alotta shat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Clever. I bet some of the drunk people are fooled into thinking his head's moving slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Haha!
"Maureen was delighted with her new, deluxe wipe-clean Vibro-Hubby."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# i know i would be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# this is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# willies!

*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# You're a straaaaange guy, guy. Cool eye face though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Have a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I love that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
# wheeleye?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# nice size
but i couldn't have sex with someone whose eye could light up the whole room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# This could be easily sorted
Just put their head out of a window and pull the curtains or not
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# i've got blinds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# does it matter? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# no
i can always put a bag on his head, i keep one handy for just such occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
#
awww :( i'll close my eye, promise!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# do so
and i just might
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# heh nice one, double cyclops
and soz for the t/j... but i wonder what this is about...

tetris google?

www.google.com/webhp?complete=1&hl=en#complete=1&hl=en&q=logic+pro+7+exs24+preview+sound&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=logic+pro+7+exs24+preview+sound&aqi=&fp=XBPzb6yWSQ0
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Google wants to have sex with a ROBOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# If you rollover
The alt text explains all, I never have a clue what the google idents are about.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# just says:
"Go To Google Home" for me....?
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Perhaps it's just the rollover on the home page then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# What I would guess...
Is that you were looking for logic pro 7 exs24 preview sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
# heh yea....
trying to find out what channel it plays through when you preview a sound while loading it into the exs24 :/
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Output 1-2 by default, shirley?
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
# tetris is 25
i think
(pdjpdj, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# It's an internet search engine machine.

I think it's rather handy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Eyewilly!
Superhero extraordinaire!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Willies!
I like that. The picture, I mean. Not willies.



(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
# :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# ...
...

...

...

...*fwap*...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# lies! you love teh cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# But does he like...
COCKCOPTERS?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
# loves 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i still hate you sir
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I hate you too, maaaan
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# *hugs for inappropriately long time back*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I think I just ... uuuhhhuu ggnnnggnnn
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Yay for one-eyed things!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# happy convoy day all :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdSvJUgCxWM
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# awww trukin love!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# This post needs more squirrels.
With tits.
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# some kind of kris kristofferson squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# With tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# moobs? on a squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# It's more likely than you'd think.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# but moobs means "man boobs"
so these would be more like... squoobs
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ahaa! mr nog
recovered from the bash? I was the big hairy blur you may have seen stepping over you. Fair play sir.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# yes, nice tattoo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# i have no tattoos
did you mean wife? i brought a very nice wife and if she holds my arm right i suppose she might look like one, or not.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# thats not the version i've got on dvd!
i sing the theme tune on the way to work as i hold up all the traffic :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# come in rubber duck
i tried toddington, newport and even whatford gap, but after so many egg bacon sausages n beans what i really needed was a nap
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# good news everyone!
I asked a girl out and she said YES! (via txts)

pew pew pew!
Can anyone suggest a good first date?
bearing in mind i'm pathetically shy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# tell her
you can't think of anywhere that's good enough for her, then ask her to suggest something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# she said "you decide"
and i kinda paniced and said "how about a walk on the beach?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# DON'T PANIS, SKUG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# but i'm super duper shy and pathetic
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# FLUKE IT, YOU GIRL.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# yeah well
maybe possibly did i mention its my m8's step sister?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# the beach is good
especially at sunset. hold her hand and, if she grips it, kiss her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# shame its piddling down
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# even better
take a small umbrella. she'll have to put her arm around you if she wants to stay dry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# i have one of those hat umbrellas
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# pff
they're for golfers and special needs kids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# guess which one i am? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hmmmm
a golfer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i don't have any golf sticks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# do you like the taste of windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# lol
my dobber gets in the way :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# dobbers can be useful
you can take someone's eye out with one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# like an onion picker?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# If she grips, put your wanger in her pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# pocket wanger
isn't that a type of jeep? the jeep wanger?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# by pocket, do you mean vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# No.
Yes!
Behind the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# girls don't have vaginas behind the ears
those are gills. you've been gill-fucking mermaids, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# YES AND NO.
Cigarette O'clorks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# mmmmm smoky goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# CONGRATURATION!
Although I have no idea where you should take her.

Space maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# i've heard the weather is nice this time of year...
but theres no atmosphere...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Nothing to do.
Or breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Stab her with your dick.
I hope that's sage advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# in the eye?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Oh good thinking. Blind her FIRST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# well if u look like me...
its a good plan! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# HURRAH! I'M HELPING!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Yay!
*dancses*... wait? your advice is blind her and poke her with my dick...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# That's exactly what I'm suggesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# *writes it down*
yes this is a plan that'll work!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# any suggestiions welcome?
anyone?
please?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Somewhere where you can talk
Not the movies

A quite pub
Get her drunk
...
profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i'm not into the whole drinking side of things...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# NO movie theatres for 90 miles?
If you're seriously that rural maybe you could actually get away with cooking for her for a first date (in season veg and pasta, start by frying onions and garlic then go nuts, it's no big deal). Too bad about the rain since as soon as I've got their trust my ideal date is a picnic while hiking in the woods.

For a daytime first date touristy stuff can be fun if there are any zoos or museums around. I like to bring people to "The Hess Collection" (of modern art) in Napa, lots of it is impressive but much of it is a joke, therefore fodder for conversation and you get to know her aesthetic sensibilities a bit.
Any place that lets you walk (-off the nervous energy) and talk.

I think that not being goal oriented is the real key to getting some. Not that I'm an expert.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Yay!

Visit the top of a tall building. And throw down various fresh fruits. In alphabetical order. Then go see a film. Buy her apple sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# How about a castle? will that do?
How does one go about purchasing alaphbeterical fruits? nearest cinema is 90 miles away! I can manage apple sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Sure, most chicks I know dig castles
they add a romantic touch to a day out

Take a picnic basket to a castle green. Wear a helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# shame its gonna piddlin down for next week or so...
why a helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# A knight's helmet

Rain eh? Stay inside and build a romantic castle with lego together
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Maybe we could repair broken bricks with lego?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# NICE!
*manly high fives*
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
# good news everyone
take er to see a film she mite like. but i must say i like the sound of the beach thingy!
(noelsvixon, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)
# And a happy trucking convoy day to you too!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# 10-4
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# For sure, for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# OMAHA?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# thunder cats are F.A.B.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
#


Click for bigger (303 kb)



www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shmmy3c6dBI
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# this is rubber duckie!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
#
oh look a bear in the air
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# MMMMMMnk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# MMMMMEAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# AWSOMES
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Spack it like you mean it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# NIPPLE PINCHERS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# super happy seizure
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# MORE Yakkety Sax, damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Let's see if this works

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# He won't get away like that
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# This is filled with
100% win.
That is all.
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# mmmmm
conjoined whistlers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# it's the green cross paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Watch this one made by me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shmmy3c6dBI
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# that's a nasty stutter he's got ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Not the cum face he pulls then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Haha....
They can sing stand by your man at the kareoke...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# QUACK!
penguinlican4

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# the last time i saw a bill that big
was when my ann summers mail order stuff arrived
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# *badum tish*

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# ARF ARF :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Oh I just remembered
I need to place an order.
Wait, what were you saying?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# don't order the big red vibrator
it's a fire extinguisher
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Wark!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Guiness
...hyper chilled
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9500221
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Smashing!
;)

tucan play that game!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# buk buk RAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# corca
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# GWAHAHAHAHAHAH
This makes me giggle like a looney :D
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# thankies
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Haha...
Ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# frikking a!
:D
have one of mine

i seriously need to do one
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# thats a beauty
I was considering a lizard head of some kind when the toucan popped up

top stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# it works i can tell you :D
yours is top work
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# arf-nice one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Heh
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Man leaves pint unattended in pub while going to bogs.
When he returns, barman tells man he saw woman pick up pint and fart in it.
Man confronts woman: "Oi, you fart in my Whitbread?"
Woman says: "No, I'm Tessa Sanderson."
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Too much of teh mind pish
/gah!
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I'm clearly the faster typist, though. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# We both had five minutes to type that out
You win.

:D
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Of course, she was banned from athletics when
drug testers found half a pound of crack in her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I thought that was Dawn French?
etc

I'm here all night.....unfortunately.
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# The only athletics she's ever done is the 10,000 eaters.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# she's got more crack than harlem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# You fart in my Whitbread?
etc.....
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# it could only improve the taste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Have a handful or RIS
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# thanks
it smells like bellybutton
(seriously though - what?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
# not mine it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# i'd imagine it'll be a bit ripe by now?
:p
howdo miss?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i'm great
lost another half a stone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# funny that
me too! (in 2 n bit weeks) yay me! Yay you! woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# i've lost 12 and a half so far
i've just had to throw my favourite pyjamas away, they're too big for me. that's the problem with losig weight.
well, that and the baggy skin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I kinda nearly asked my m8's step sister out....
i kinda hinted at meeting and now she wants to meet - i'm shaking thinking about it! argh!
edit : woo for weight loss :D
edit 2 : where a good place to meet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# what's the worst that could happen?
she sounds like she's up for it. at worst, you don't hit it off. at best, you could get a shag out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# she asking me to decide where n when
...*gulp*
any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# take her to see a horror film
if she's scared, she'll cling to you and you can cop a feel. if she's not scared, she's probably like me, which means you'll get laid without having to try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ...would but there aint a cinema for 90 miles....
and my cars off the road (hence the weight loss) hurry up bloody postman!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# invite her round to watch a film
then surreptitiously turn the heat up so she has to take some clothes off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# i'm sure my parents would enjoy that...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# take her to the park
get her pissed, then feel her up on the swings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# i'm not that kind of guy
i've been single long enough to not just need a grope and a swing
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# then get her really pissed
and shag her in the bushes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# pfft
i suggested a walk on the beach
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ah, the romantic option
it's going the long way round, but she'll think you're a gentleman. don't be too well-behaved, you might make her think you don't want it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# you can get a car
through the post these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# brake pads
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# oh so technically there is nothing stopping you
from driving
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Cor! You've lost more than a me!
I don't mean that in a nasty way, by the way. I mean it in a "Go you!" way. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# heheh
i can finally gloat at my sister and my mum. it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Seriously though
See this: www.b3ta.com/board/9500159

I thought it was a well known gag. I first heard it in 1995?!?!
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# yeah i didn't get that joke either...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# is it that exercise guy?
someone clue me up please?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# you grumperlumper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# screw u hippy!
*throws bees sellotaped to a spring tied to a squirrel at you*
www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090606.gif
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# you grumperlumper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I feeling much happier now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# That took me far too long.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
# i like this
even though i can hear "ay, ay, calm down, calm down, ay?" in my head

'evenin all
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Got bored, played with the digital water colour brushes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# FASTER!
and woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# make it faster then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Also, who is that composer tit on bbc 2
he is a real shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# did you draw a bottle round the ship?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I did around my shit :)
You would have been proud of me and Mrs Trellis yesterday, sat in the restaurant talking about cocks and then after the restaurant going around the MK shopping centre talking about well endowed frogs from Ann Summers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# you learn quickly, little one
but i am still the master ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# You are talking about two people with the lewdest minds ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# you've never heard me
after a few aftershocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Oh, we don't need drink :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# i don't need it
i just really like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I did say to Mrs trellis that if you come to the London bash next year, all three of us together will turn the air very blue :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# i've already started saving
there's about a tenner in the jar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# That pays for 2/3rds of the room :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# heheheh
i'll be bringing a bottle or two with me, i want to be at least half pissed before i have to start paying them there london prices
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# £2.50 for a pint of green king IPA in Kings x, is what I payed on Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# i don't drink lager
i go straight for the shorts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# OMFG GTFO
IPA is ale
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# i don't drink ale, either
vodka, bacardi, aftershock and aussie white,, that's my idea of a good night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Haha, sounds like good fun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Literal water colour.
Noice.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Ta
Can't use real water colours and I can't seem to use digital ones either :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# relaaaaaaaax, dont slip under,you'll be amazed at the statistics...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# See that is better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# im crap at art but sometimes come out with decent stuff, it always starts off as a scribble, odd that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I just can't do paints
Every thing else I am good at, odd really
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# this isnt real paint, i did it in PS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I know :)
I was just saying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# wanna fight about it...HUH!?!?!?!?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Nice!, Use the shower nozzle to blast off the scum!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ahhahahaha good partridge comeback
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Flens Lare!
But apart from that, I absolutely love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Light lemon liquid....
doesn't that feel gooooooood?
Loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I likes it....
Stick in a pirate.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Yay ships
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Shatima Whitbread?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# you've actually made her look more feminine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# And quite
well endowed also.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# slimline towelettes my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# ahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hehehe, the tit grab makes it better :D

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9496231
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Sexy :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# not as sexy as the pics you can find when you google image search for
kick spock

(pass the mind bleack please)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha!

Click for news story
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# hahah
I don't see what they are complaining about, they built it so people could graffiti it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I know :D
They're spending taxpayer's money on CLEANING a wall MADE FOR GRAFFITI.
That's INSANE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# bring on the quo!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Bad week..
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# has he gone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# he's hiding behind the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Not sat on the toilet talking to Stalin, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# It's not often
I click 'I like this' on text-only posts...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Unleash the Trees
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# that's it tree pump his back up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I dont understand why people want him to resign.
It would just be another top level labour MP who wont change anything and then in about 10 months time the tories will be elected on a landslide and we can all start stabbing eachother in the back for financial gain like in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# ^ this
I don't get the whole "as soon as Gordon is gone, everything will magically get better" mentality.

Politics is never that simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# i rather liked the 80's
if i remember rightly i got laid.

also, haven't really noticed any difference in folks attitudes to each other in the proceeding years, i know it's a bitch not being able to blame the tories but that's life.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hello sir
how are you?

I remember the 80s well, they were carefree for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# much the same here
the 70's however, although care free for me as i was only a nipper weren't such a laugh, strikes, power cuts, bread shortages blah, blah, blah. as much as it pains me to say it and in my uneducated opinion we as a nation needed a maggie shaped boot up the arse, she ballsed up an awful lot but...

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I was only kid in the 80s, so much of the crap that went on pasted me by
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# i was18 when the thatch got in
i always thought i'd voted for her but just checked the dates and it would appear i was too young by a couple of months, it must have been who i would have voted for if i could have, have never voted tory, don't trust them, or labour, don't trust them, since, that much i'm sure of.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
# There are better ways to modernise
and you don't have to shit on the working classes in the process
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
# i don't deny that for one minute
like i said i only have a vague memory of it all and if memory serves the other options weren't that good, and she certainly did bugger up an awful lot but she did get rid of that rancid bile that was school milk and for that i thank her.god awful stuff that was.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# yeah
they'll only replace one wanker with another wanker

same shit, different day
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# haha
although I doubt Gordon has a modern plasma screen and surround sound. He's probably still got a black & white Rediffusion model
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Probably a magic lantern, which he only watches once a year for 1 minute, so as not to break it so he he doesn't have to buy a new one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hahah woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

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