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Personally he'd of decked him

_{sorry about size, playing with GIMP}

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Have

Not of. Have.

/is a cunt when it comes to simple English

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

That's a hell of a lot of earwax

coming out.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

'Owls Ya' Fartha'

New Shit. For you.
Photoshop. Pen Tablet.
Owls. Guitars.
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/

Click for bigger (412 kb)

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

these are pretty corking.

tag much?

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mr spoons, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

....

Bits and pieces.

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Q: Is that a Gibson 335?

(Possible A: No, it's a owel)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Hootin' Antlers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

this am a beauty

I would love to see an anim of it rocking out :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

CAWW! CAAAWWWWWWW!

Oh, wait.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

cracking owl, sir

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Had to get this out of my head, sorry

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

hahaha!

i like the cut of his beetroot soup

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spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

haha

top marx

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

I think someone should applaud this

*applauds*

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in vino veritas, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

no...

...you mean, 'stalling'!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

No . . . it's Josef Starling . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

ha!

TROUSERS

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mr spoons, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Oh shit you're right

I thought he was on fire from the waist down

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Now you've done it . . . blew my mind !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

that woman has eyes!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Sh____________ifty_____________.) .)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

inverted nipple boobs!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

arf

evryhtign seesm to be ni odrer:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Qiute Rihgt !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Haha!

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

The feller who ain't Stalin appears to be in training for the 'World's Dutchest Man' championships.

(Watching the Holland v Pakistan 20/20 cricket highlights at the moment. Their skipper has the endearing habit of shouting "Catch, motherfucker!" when a batsman skies it [not the Pakistan skipper, obviously].)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

pff

he's not rainbow stalin though.
rainbowstalin.ytmnd.com

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

oh man, that's terrible, that pun makes me feel sickle

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

oof

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

oh good lord!!

something about this post has got to be illegal, it just has to be...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

oooof!

ow ow ow ow ow ow

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

it's uncanny

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

FISH HOOK!

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arrangedletters, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

haha

either that or he's sneezing

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

or eel Jew!

which, feasibly, could be an attack command.

Fear the highly trained antisemetic eels. They shall be the death of us all.

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arrangedletters, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

There's a perfectly square piece of dirt on that window

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

pffft

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I hear you're a racist now, Nick

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

It's also marvelous

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

thank you sir

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

W/Y/H!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

TREE RAVE

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mr spoons, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

TREE RAPE

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

cheer me up

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

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mr spoons, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

:(:)

(herman:D, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

Haha

so that's what "rescue" means.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

now we know why he's called SUPER mario

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

with that thing, he's gonna fix her pipes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

WIN

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mr spoons, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

Hey, that;s our table.

LOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

There you go

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

well this is awful, it upsets me as you posted an image, how dare you, are you a spastic?

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

of course not

I'm a tosser

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

aparently i'm a wanker, craxzy times

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

HOT AIR

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

A JEW...A JEW...

...A JEW...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9508856

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

FU-SHO'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

hehehe :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I once went to a VE day celebration

in Howath (were the Hovis advert was filmed because its a bit backward looking like that).
In amongst the british and american inspired war time dress were a couple of guys that were wearing Nazi uniforms (SS i believe). Much to the unpopularity of the majority of those attending.
One of those twunts had a remarkable resemblance to that prick.

edit:in hindsight it might not have been him www.flickr.com/photos/incomingstorm/2628545656/

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I have seen ads for militaria collector shows in the US

that specifically require "Non-Allied Forces" uniforms (i.e. nazi) to be displayed flat on tables - not hung on racks or put on manikins. Some shows totally ban Nazi stuff!

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tubaman, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

geseundheit!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

LOL

(herman:D, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

holy heilstrom!!

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

fuck, he's saying "SCHMERG MERM, SCHMERG MERM SCHMERG MERM KLEMPLATTE SCHMERG MERM"

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Any one else think that country life is racist butter?

([email protected], Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Yeah

They should throw a few "tokens" in to stop people calling them racist.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

you've been here a while, when did this place become a place of emotional spacktards?

did the new image size nazis do it? or did funny run out

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I often fear it's the latter

but then something comes along to restore my faith.

I think the average age has fallen significantly which may have something to do with it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

yeah, bloody kids!

get off my lawn!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

b3ta never really changes

only individuals attitudes toward it

if you think b3ta is shit, it's probably you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

i'd agree with you if i didn't just get a gaz from jalhad or whatever calling me a wanker

what the fuck is that about?

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Wrong shift, I don't think there is a gayshifter who does not admire your efforts.

By admire I mean cackle evilly, of course.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

For the record

I didn't much appreciate the board getting flooded with scat porn.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

over a year ago and i never posted any from my account

still you choose, i don't care

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

COUNTRY LIFE KILLS BADGERS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

That butter isnt white enough

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Ideally it shouldn't be any colour at all.

That would avoid any accusations of racism.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

for the BNP it'd have to be white

How would you know if seethrough butter had spread?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

How do blind people know?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

they get their dog to do it

or helper monkeys

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

So that's what Blunkett was doing with those cows

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Getting charged at

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

The answer is

they can't know, because there's no such thing as seethrough butter.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

^clarified

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mr spoons, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

GHEE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I am not informed enough to form an opinion about this.

But then again, this is the internet.

So I think I'll go with YES

Good choice?
/discuss

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I would

but hot buttered crumpets are far too much a distraction.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'm sticking with NO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I think he could

do with some egg on that toast!

edit: just one French egg, that should suffice.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

'racist butter'?...

...i've never heard any racist comments from butter.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

*i like this*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

it's not working.......................... (worst gif ever)...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

GITTIN THEM BUTTERS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

hahahaha.......

best gif to ever have gone not rwong award:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Is that Phil Tuffnel in the top picture?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Ah. You're close. It's an easy mistake to make.

It's not, in fact, 'racist' as such. What is is, though, is 'a bit 70s'.

Which, despite a number of parallels and similarities, is not quite the same thing.

Hope this helps.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Because I'm in the midst of torrenting Nashville Skyline...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

He's lost half his face!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

There was a mic there

but it looked wrong when I drew it in.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Then why not

use artistic skillzors and draw in what would have been there if the mic wasn't?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

that penguin is broken

demand a refund

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

It only has one lung, and it's really depressed.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Superb!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Thank you!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

you know she's,

ah, she's a bit too young i think.
be careful, is all i'm saying.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

I dig the shadows of the shades !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Thanks

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

rubbish as always, i'm glad i haven;t missed you being crap, give it up

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Ah well

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

you never do tho, so good luck to you, it's like a retard shaging the walls in the hope the padding will get pregnant, you go it

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Why is there padding on your walls?

You're in a cell, aren't you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

i've been in many a cell but you are not one, nor is this life, enjoy yourself, i still think the picture is ballsacks

no offence

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

That's...uh...

yeah.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

wow this is so funny, has this b3ta been like this for a while? do you moan at everything?

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I remember when you were always full of sunshine

with a cheery word of encouragement for everyone, bringing people together and celebrating the diversity of the board.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

i'd like to see that time in my life? was i still on the snmack?

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I mainly remember cheery tomato

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

See that proves it.

He was nice and cheery.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Good

I like this very much.
Better than your usual drawing stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Thank you. :D

I'm planning to put it onto a tshirt.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

kewl. a few i've done

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elbow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Ooooh

I really like the red one :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

cheers

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elbow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

da red...

...iz coooooool.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

woah

3D

:)

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elbow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Giiiiiiggling Bob!

Nice

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Gigglin Bob.

Gigglingigglingigglingigglin

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

My Bob impression is awesome.

You know that's true.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I don't remember it.

LOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

FUCK YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

But I actually don't.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

I don't beleeeave yue

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

OK FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS

SRSLY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

PEARS?

PEARSPEARSPEARS

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

OMFG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

PEARS

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

LOLPEARS

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I HATE LOLPEARS

FUCK YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Ok I'm bringing back the lolfollies

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

What's a follie?

Or folly?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

LAKKUUHHHRRRRREEEERRRLLLNSTTTTTTEEEERRRRRNNN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

LAKKKKKUHHHHHCOMMMPLEEEEETUNNOOOOOHHHN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

NNNNNNDDDDDSHNHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

That's a nice Bob Dylan

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Well thank you

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Ha looks like me

On a bad hair day

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I GOT UP THIS MORNING AND MY SISTER MADE SOME EEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGSSSSSS

SO WE COOKED THEM

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

You realize this isn't a picture of Emo Phillips?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Yes.

I was watching Emo Phillips.

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Oh.

Okay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

i feel the need for flow charts. prepare yours and sling them into the thread :o)

ffs

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I feel the need for redecz replies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

can't believe that took me 4 or 5 attempts

rusty? ferrous as fuck mate

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Haha, I believe you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

who is that?

i see from the filename she's a christina

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

christina applegate

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

AKA Kelly Bundy

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eXOBeX, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

you can still cum on her face though

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applehead herp derp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

glad you highlighted this fact

when is that NOT an option?

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

all red ex for me

join in kids, top prizes, gaz now

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

I'm not sure how this will work

but it seems like a top idea

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

it works, i done it the other week

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Do you post the numbers on /talk or something?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

yes i do, every dull thread get's a number, i could bring it over here to, but it wold be every unfunny thread and it would be over too quick, eh

nah, just the one board

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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Just /talk is fine

I might join in if I'm online by then.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Firstly, there is a promotion on Tena products

and now bingo!
What a week this has been.
I'm in :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

A promotion on Tena?

PMSL

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eXOBeX, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

*edit...there it is...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

fair

aimed at myself. oh god fucked it up AGAIN

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

LOOK AT THOSE HAMS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

I'll take the tender loin !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

I dont have any flow charts

But I do have a pie chart about bars
And a bar chart about pies

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

i agree with chicken and mushroom

i assume the units are 'awesomeness'

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

only flow i got

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elbow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

All I got is hair charts `|||`

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

this hurts my eyes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

My ophthalmologist says that it's good exercise *^*

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

fresh

likin' this lots:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Wig out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

that's great

unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf

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spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

I'll take the . . . unf . . . to go . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

I'll take Rick Springfield for 200

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

$old !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Quick and dirty...

First image post (well, image is putting it generously...)! Wish I still had that screen shot of the slot machine programmed entirely with the logic flowcharts in Crocodile Clips

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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Haha, Well I liked it! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Like'n Loop'n !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Hehehe Pretty accurate

It just needs

Buys flash cars
Buys nouveau riche style house
THEN runs out of money :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Next in the Pokemans series

Chavkip

(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

If you're going to post loads of these,

it's probably best to post them in one thread as replies.

/Board etiquette.

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Supergyrations, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Also this isn't 4chan

And you're too early for the gayshift

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

IT ISNT? What time does gayshift begin? 00:00?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

When someone posts a Gayshift pic but no-one yells at them?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

I can't make the gayshift

I have celebrations to watch...

(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Also WTF

I just looked on facebook and had some shit notice telling me that after saturday or something people will have username so it's easier to recognise them? WHATS EASIER TO RECOGNISE THEN THEIR FUCKING NAME!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

i might change my real name to El Guiri

so internet boards and real life friends don´t get confused

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

I like to keep them seperate

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

NEWS FLASH!

FACEBOOK IS SHIT.
It used to be good when it was simple, now it's just a complicated mess.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I know

I prefered it when it was just for students and all tehre was was friends, pictures, events and groups

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

DO MY QUIZ DO MY QUIZ DO MY QUIZ

AARGH FUCK OFF!
The stuff I actually use it for is getting harder and harder to do. Lost amongst all the shite applications and requests and updates.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

I dont like the new feed

Now I can't just browse the amusing status updates, I have to trawl through other shit to get there

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Only these two

Sorry for the lack of etiquette I have shown.

(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Remember to take your hat off

and hold your teacup with only two fingers. ;)

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

No hat but perhaps I could take my wig off?

(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

well I like 'em

SHOW ME YOUR POKIEMANS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

hehe

in future maybe best posting both pics in the same thread

nice burberry :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

EL CHRONO, I CHOOSE YOU!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Gi'vus yah fuk'n mud!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Slow Roast

Prepared by Slow Chef

(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Pokeys

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

mon...

...he kills and cooks.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Pokemans

(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

What's the green shit on its tongue?

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Vegtables

Does it need a label?

(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

It needs a serving suggestion

since the fecker's already eaten them... "recycled greens" or, as we call them, "browns"...

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

It's green shit

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Tictacs!

He's saving all the orange ones to sell to kids

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Great tail/yoyo action

whilst eating unlabelled vegetables too.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

It ws intended to be a saucepan

However a yo-yo will do.

(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Sort of...

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tubaman, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

What was the original?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

some zoot-suited hep cat

could be Cab Calloway's shoulder pads..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Cab in fact -

ochmonek.wordpress.com/2007/08/23/an-ofay-beefs/

on of my favorites for funny jazz (and there are a lot of 'em!)

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tubaman, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

WHO IS THIS CAT, ANYWAY?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D44pyeEvhcQ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

SKIDUPABEEDADUMBUPABOWWW!

hell yes

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

when Shatner was black...

he was...THE SHAT!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Once you go shat . . . well . . . you get the idea . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Nice watch fob . . . time is Monet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

hahaha...wait......

his watch has stopped:(

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

It's self winding...

...the Parkinsons' overwound it.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Time weights for some men . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

From what I have read about Zoot Suits,

The chain was not actually for a watch - it was just there to be cool.
The suits were made with extra cloth (when cloth was being rationed because of the war) just to piss off the regular population.

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tubaman, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

I think that they are still called fobs . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

You are probably right

but I don't know what the term would be in Hep. Cab wrote/collected the Hepster's Dictionary:
www.dinosaurgardens.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hepsters.html

and Slim Galliard also created a rather Hep language as well - he called it "Vout."

here is where to get some Zoot Bling:
www.suavecito.com/Accessories.htm

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tubaman, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Right on . . . you bling the goods !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

ooh baby on board

i've finished my maths homework! woohoo! now i can play on the computir

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spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

6%9+123=CRASH !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

how did you know i was doing modulo arithmetic?

spooky

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spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

It's in the air/error . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Anyone who hangs yellow signs in the cars is fair game

(couldn't make this work properly)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

ha! i like the idea

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spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

lols

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Paris, perchance?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

sort of...

...it's all wrong though.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

lol

mini gem:D.....hahaha that lil' wheel as well:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

It would appear that Sarah is driving a crap version of the Mystery Machine

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Looks like a lemon/lime . . . I'm watching . . . French TV . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

smashing eye action there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

TV that watches itself . . .

☺

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

haunted pussy wants johnny

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

hahahah

excellent

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Ace!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Hahaha....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

hahahaha :)

I don't buy CoUNTry buutter, as I now have a life time supply

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

What happened to those adverts..?

Did they axe them.... only seem to remeber seeing it a couple of times..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

They are still showing them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Oh...... !! ... I live in a hole as usual then..!!

I only watch about a hour of Tv a day ... and usually BBC

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

I only really watch it when I can't sleep

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

16 hours a day then..! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Hahaha,

she's after knob of butter.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Surely not!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

wait...

...i can't believe it's knob butter!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Hahahaha!

Wooooo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

oh my!

woah nelly!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Don't stop now johnny . . . or you'll get a royal bangin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

ahhhhhh!...

...leave him alone!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

bloody hell

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

God, Save me from the Queen!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

hahahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Hahaha

What the flaps?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

haha!

she aint no human being

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spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Hahaha

pandemonium.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

funny

(herman:D, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

hahaha!

i love your stuff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I only just clocked this,

marvelousness!! :D

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..wil, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

This is excellent!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

The Jazz Man.

Newly completed. A piece I did for a local jazz night.

Photoshop,tablet,mac.

Click for bigger (482 kb)

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

are you left handed?

nice pic! woo!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Lefties! WOO!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

....

Oh no.

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

I think this guy is a Righty though.

I play guitar lefty and use my left hand to strum, not to hold the notes.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

The sketch is correct for most string bass players

except for some like this person I met a few weeks ago
www.jenniferleitham.com/

(who used to be somebody else...)

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tubaman, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Nice!

He looks like he's in the zone there.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

This is good because I am currently listening to John Coltrane.

VERY GOOD

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

nice laid back feel

..always fancied a go on a double bass...bum di bum bum..:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

You'd have no skin left on your fingers....

After 3 minites...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

arf...they make it look so easy

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

That's ace.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Boss Bass !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

mmmmmmm

you can smell the funk.
nice....

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mr spoons, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

cool, man, cool!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

New zombie blogspam vector thingyme-bob.

CFB (B=Blog)

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

*boomer burp*

woo!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

New L4D! Yay!

Must dig out the original and play it again. It's been ages.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

l4d2 out november

do you play online? gaz me on steam cropperesp. i play with rebel buscuit and a few other b3tans

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

I am a 360 man though.

:-(

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

Oh yay! 360 :D

l4d! Yay!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

eurgh

thats like being left handed

edit: not YOU aswell up there. god damn. you cant appreciate fps´s properly on a console *sob*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Oi!

I am lefty too.

Guess I'll just go kill myself then.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Oi!

Im left handed! :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

see

i bet you use a mac as well don´t you

edit: holy shit really ur both left handed?!?!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Hell no!

I've got a fujitsu semen piece of crap

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Pfft.

Semen

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

You can.

Just not on a xbox because only racists, americans and retards seem to play them.

*he says as if those terms were mutually exclusive*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Not particularly in L4D. Pretty friendly there.

The COD games though, that's another story.....

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

L4D people dont usually talk, and I only tend to play with people I know

I tend to either play in parties on CoDs or just mute all the annoying people

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

I play with my middle hand

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

that explains a lot

you spend more time with the smoker/hunter than you do with the team :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

I wish there was a fucking way to opt out of being the tank.

I swear I will never learn to not suck with the tank.

Actually I managed to down the whole team earlier, but I still got sucky points.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

I just hang back and wait for the rest of my team to kill em

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

There is, dont do anything and you lose control and someone else takes over

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

sounds like my grandma in her nursing home :(

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

awestruck by my brilliance i see

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Liquid . . . B R A I N S !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

I haz itten chiniz fuds!

yups!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

chiniz fudz I haz itten!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

chikkin ballz?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

good artwork ...intrigue

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Shatner? ... Shatner? ... Shatner?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Being old

I remember originally seeing that at the cinema one Saturday night back in the eighties

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

wow

you are proper old! mine was ´hook´ i think

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

BRING ME PETER PAN!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Oh I have vague memories of the Jungle book from 1975

watched in Farnham cinema, but as far back as they go

IN OTHER NEWS, MY NEW BABY :)

Click for bigger (132 kb)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Those are pills for what now?

Edit: and there are always fosters cans in your pictures!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I don't understand any of that

I should learn to take proper photos really

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

nice

i´ve got a 7mb pixel camera for 120 quid a couple of yrs ago.

it even does video *proud*

what camera would you recommend for a noob? nikon 300 etc?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

the megapixel ratings (compared to price) of cameras nowadays is fucking nuts

I remember buying a 2nd hand 1024x768 resolution Olympus DSLR and thinking it was great, still takes great pictures for web stuff but the resolution just isn't there for 'proper' photographs

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Depends on what you want out of it to be honest

Click for bigger (163 kb)

I'm a Canon boy, but simply because all the money i've spent isn't going to fit another brand. That's my brand loyalty, they aren't football teams.

The new Nikon D5000 is said to be quite cool by my work mate if you've got the bucks, interesting new view finder thingy, if that's something that might be attractive

"I like shooting sunsets" was his reply, and something about not being blinded by the sun

I prefer Canon camera's, however, and would poke you towards the new 500D or 450D if you are new to SLR's. Camera bodies come and go, it's the glass you invest in that really walks the distance

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Holy moly

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

My photographer friend takes the piss out of people who take photos of the sunset, as it is really lazy photography (in his opinion).
Though it is always pretty.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Depends what you take the sunset with I guess

bit lonely on it's own

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I take them with gypsies and pandas, mostly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

wow

you have a lovely table

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boff FL OZ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

MAC USER!

are you left handed?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

:) This was me about a year ago

That's right suckas, I done got me some boxes

I just noticed my 20D box isn't on there, as are ~~three~~ five of my newer lenses ;)

Also, you need more Ixii

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Dude

Why do you need three of them?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Why do you need 2x 5D ii?

Lordy, I had to sell some organs just to buy one (but I loves it)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

I guess so he doesn't have to switch lenses so often

or for backup

It's why I kept my 350D

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I kept my 350D too! (for the same reason)

although I don't think I've used it more than twice since the 5D arrived (I keep switching the lens anyway because I'm in love with the 5D, and the 350D is like an ex who just got a bit fat and boring).

Sometimes, at night, I think I hear it crying.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Haha

I used my 350 about two weeks ago. Hadn't used it for a year.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

I'm just checking your Flickr page

*stalks*

Good stuff there - I particularly like the architectural shots. I'm naff at that sort of thing (coz I hate buildings and people and things that aren't animals. Or lighthouses. I seem to like lighthouses)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Ta!

I seem to have collected have many lighthouses by now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Yipes!

I bet Freud would have something to say about all this (if he wasn't quite so dead)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

They just keep popping up in front of my lens, honest

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I always like to have two bodies

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/9805/1241653264/DSC4473.jpg

Can get a bit hairy swapping glass with these guys jumping up your leg

On a more basic level, always cool to have two cameras; you loose shots fucking around

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

True true

So, you must make some £ from photography - I just did a little mental arithmetic on those cardboard boxes, and ran out of numbers.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Long story

Basically, I had an Ixus I with a diving casing for it, so I held onto that when I got the Ixus 430, which was way better. Then the Ixus 70 came out, with much longer battery life (muy importante in cold water), so I bought that, along with a new underwater casing.

Oh, I also bought a 430 and a 70 for my girlfriend (both cameras and girlfriend not pictured), so we have five of these in the house. And then a powershot, some camphones, a konika minolta and another waterproof minolta cam ;)

I've just been buying cams for a lot of years now, and they never seems to break down, and I never sell any of them.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

But soooo beneath you SLR primary concerns, surely?

Fair enough if you get attached to them, guess I dont

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I had them before I had my SLRs

I mainly use them for when I go bicycling/diving/sit in a rollercoaster etc.

Plus, the macro on the 70 is pretty good, actually.
etc.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

f1.2?

Wow. I thought the f1.8 on my 50mm Nikkor was excessive...

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I saw Ghostbusters 5 times in the cinema

/also feeling old

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

I wanna watch ghostbusters now

But it's packed away with all my DVDs :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'm so looking forward to Ghostbusters 3

www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Ah, that would be the first Star Wars for me, 1977

five, perhaps ten times that year

Credit to my dad for not saying anything and simply enduring it all

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Pffft you are me AICMFP

Except I guess it was when Empire came out, and there was a Ep IV - V double feature.

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

My dad only took me twice

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Back to the Future for me

Saw it 4 times at the cinema just to get another glimpse of Marty McFly in his underpants

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

O_o

are you a woman?

if so gaz me. i´ve got a penis and everything.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Gonna need an extra W I D E screen !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

hehe

is it me or does shatner get more down syndrome as he gets older

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

sparrow hawk?

(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

lovely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

ooh nice!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

hahah *wants*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Hahahaha what a deadly waddling twat

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

took me a while

to figure out what was wrong with that

(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I reckon it's not going to let you have it's eggs

without a bloody good fight

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Fowl most foul !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Haha

What a grumpy looking git

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

It's what geese should look like

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Bird! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Little sparrow blighters have been hovering up to my office window all day

cehcking for bugs and spiders...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Sweet treat wanna feed it some meat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Is that a spoonerism for

sporks from Harrow?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Something like that

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

smash, smash, smash your face into the screen

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

wab wab wab wab wab

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

He needs a good workout !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

arrghhhh!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

all kinds of ...

awesomeness...big fat woo:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Pudgin' pinheadedness . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Oh shit!

They're here!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Here to dollop it out . . . dollop by dollop !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Eeeew!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Ain't right . . . huh . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

go shat go

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

He is trying to eat the screen

On nom nom nom

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Fuck yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

WORK THOSE MULES MISTER SHATNER

If this doesn't win, I'm a stab a bitch

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

Pretty Bling

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Why do all your pictures have Parkinsons?

Woo!

Have a berlusconi as a reward :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

They do ? I thought that it was just me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Fuck man!

Your eyes have porkinsons!

DISCO! DISCO! DISCO! DISCO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

LOUDER !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Epic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

planet caravan by black sabbath has just come on my stereo and it looks like hes playing the bongos to it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Panda Bangda Bongos !

♪ ♫ ♪

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

fineGAZM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

Oooooooooh goodie . . . a baker's dozen !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

"The secret's in the salt"

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Aaaaaaah yes . . . self-rising salt ^!^

☻

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

If it'd salty, trhrn,.then itd SHALTREZ!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Have some moozix to go with it !

blingbeat.ytmnd.com/

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

she upset at da mayne

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

mits da mits

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I so would.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

I hope that your tonsils itch . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

teefs!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Extenda-teefs . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

"bling me sunshine"

..patent those earings...superb:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Fresh canvas' for every wardrobe !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Anne Robinson's

Looking good....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

She just loves to shop 'til she flops !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

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