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# please dont flame me
i am posting a real photo wot i took, i took it in arizona last year and have only just got round to finishing it...

its almost cock shaped, so i am posting on b3ta...


(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# needs more shatner
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# your right,
it needs more shatner and more terminator...i will endeavour to correct
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# No terminator, just a big green lizard man to fight
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# i reckon
that could end up being posted at some point...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Gorn!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Not for another 10 mins
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# its like a mid-90's alternative rock band photoshoot.....without the band
nicely!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# super furry animals
or early oasis promo was the breif!!!
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I was thinking Kyuss

/edit: maybe this set me off
www.goetiametal.com/classics/kyussvalley.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# kyuss
exactly what i was gonna say :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# alot of desert photography
looks like this...i think its cos there aint colour in the desert, but lots of reds...which you can shift a lot for interesting effect....
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# i was actually thinking of kyuss too by the way heheheheh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# It's a rectangle

That photo's nowhere near cock shaped
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# This is awesome :D
A brilliant piece of photograhy :]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# fank you
very much
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Really? did you see...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# yays
thank you so much...the photo is now complete
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# now you've gorn and done it
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ha! Geek joke makes you a geek
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Office lol right here right now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ahahhahahahh
made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Ohhh! Nice.
I love the photos! What sort of camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# it a canon
400d

in process of making my photo portfolio web site i shall message you when its done like innit
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Laavly!
I devour all photo portfolios, SEND THEM!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# totally awesome pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# thanks
as i said above i shall post the website of all the pics on links once the site is done...(should be within a couple of days)
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# cool :)
it's a totally epic shot. whereabouts is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# That's very nice
but whose cock is that shape?
Pics required for proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# It's lovely and you are a top photographist.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# You're a bad person
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# we all need a good dose of spang! every now and then : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# FAKE
George Bush is nowhere near clever enough to make a pun
Not on purpose, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# It was all an elaborate lie, he's really clever and astute in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Oh so it's just when he goes on camera or is put in charge of the most powerful nation on Earth he becomes a bumbling fool ;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah, it was all an act
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
He was in the Brownies don't you know

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Pssst
Brownies methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# *whistles nonchalantly*
Thanks Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I've just confirmed what I said down there
about people being more inclinded to jump in with a comment when something is wrong.

*Hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# they call them the brownies over here
so paedos with a sweet tooth will be doubley excited
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# What's green and comes in brownies?
Boy scouts.


or me in my lucky green coat
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# What's blue and fucks grannies?


The gerontophillic rapist from the Blue Man Group.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# maynard james keenan?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# This is what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Ha!
that made the B3ta book of sick jokes did it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Nope
possibly because Rob didn't fancy being sued by the blue man group
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# me in my little blue wastecoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# after losing his sunday morning show
pob fell into the seedy world of transvestism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# more likely
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahah whats on the menu ray?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hehehe...
...nicley!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Based on an earlier suggestion.

Well....the squirrel being jerked off was the suggestion....I'm not quite sure how the cornflakes ended up in there.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# A wankmachine wanking off a squirrel
/ac

:D YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# AHAHAHA
You are a card, sir, A CARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# as a female type
this both disturbs and arouses me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# JJ owns the patent on this invention
Sybian will have to think of something else for the men.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# JJ owns all the good stuff
i shall have to kidnap him to be the official royal inventor for the kingdom of ribald
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# That's clutch!

I like the whistle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That's the best steam powered wanking machine I have ever seen.
James Watt would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# HA! Haha!
Ha-ha ha ha :D
I want one. But built for me not squirrels.

Also squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# that's a vicious looking wanking machine!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# George Aligayah would be proud


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Allo, Hat.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# JAAAAAAACK!
*huggles*

This is SO Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# That's not healthy for her...
Hang on, that's a man Squirrel?!
What's the milk?!

:O
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# another for political geeks - Iraq enquiry behind closed doors


Financial Gain Plotting Video
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sir have all the skills :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# superb!
such a f*cking scandalous story.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Whenever I hear the phrase 'Whitewash'
I always think of Tom Sawyer..

(Rather than a one-eyed Nazi having a bath)

*Mindbleach*
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# The Aqua Queen
The ASBO Queen
The ASDA Queen
The Atom Queen

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Now you're just being silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm silly 99.9% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent.
TJ: I'm heading for a meeting to discuss my redundancy.
Anyone been through it? What should I demand?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Never been through it myself I am afraid.
But I would demand the moon on a stick.

Aim high and getting lower will still be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Policy says half a day off a week to look for a job.
I will push it to 5 hours - 9 to 10 am Mon-Fri.
*sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Arf!
What about pushing to go 4 days a week?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'm not sure if there is anything you can demand
I've never been through it myself, mind

(If your employer's dutch, there's a formula which tells you how many months worth of pay you'll be getting.)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# My first boss here was, in fact, Dutch and he was the best
The guy I have now has had his sense of humour removed.
I won't be sorry to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# People without a single sense of humour can be very tiresome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# This. I don't think there is much you can 'demand'
Always worth doing some ground work before going into these situations.
When I was made redundant, I called a free information company to see what my options were. I think it was someone like these people: www.communitylegaladvice.org.uk/
Get what you can out of them. If you've been there a fair few years, then you should qualify for a fairly tidy amount, depending on your salary.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I would demand a brand new Aston Martin DB9
A gold plated Alienware laptop
A speedboat
A vineyard
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'd need a driver to go with that car
I shall google Alienware
I'd honestly settle for a canoe (if it was in Thailand, of course)
Mmmmmm - vineyard
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I have
and if I remember rightly, the legal minimum is 1 week's pay for every year.
I worked at the company for 10 months, my first permanent job in 20 years. I went back to contracting after that.

I got absolutely sod all and those who had worked there for more than a year got the minimum.

People are usually quicker to jump on somebody who is wrong than to confirm somebody is right so if I am wrong, you will find out soon enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Standard these days
seems to be a months salary for every year you've worked.

Thats what our place offers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# A month!
Blimey.

From what I have heard over the years, most companies offer a lot more than the legal minimum.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Ours is still a week. JOE - WHERE DO YOU WORK AND DO YOU NEED A PAYROLLER???
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# So they are really giant cubes?!
Fascinating...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# The shocking truth.
Also it doesn't work because the pyramids are four-sided, but never mind, eh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Change the angle of the cube and it would though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# It could be an octahedron, if it was a square pyramid with another one mirrored underneath
but that's somehow much less arousing geometry that the fact you can get a cube out of four three-sided pyramids.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Titanic != ship of the desert
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Unless you count the bottom of the atlantic as a desert
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I count the bottom of certain people as deserts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# i count the bottoms of certain people
to be desserts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# maybe it's a giant octahedron :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ah right, so there would have to be a central cube, with six tetrahedrons attached.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# No, because the base of a tetrahedron has 3 sides.
It could be a central cube with 6 pyramids attached, if the angles were the same then you'd end up with a shape with 6 rhombus-shaped sides, which is kind of cool. I think it's called a rhomboid.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# That's a rhombic dodecahedron, and it has 12 sides
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *closes eyes and imagines* Ahhh, yes, you are correct.
It's still cool though.

As is your animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# They look like cubes from some angles.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# You're messing with my head now!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ha!
that is a bit mental
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# superb!
my mind had only just begun to heal since your last one... :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
#
"I just wanted to point out that pyramids are similar to icebergs, which are basically E-flat. What you see in these photographs is only the tip of the pyramids, whereas it's a matter of record that pyramids continue endlessly downwards till they come out of the other end as the top of deserts. Deserts being one of the few places where you don't get much FIRE or FLOODING. "
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# This makes a lot of sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Pyramids are nothing like icebergs.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# It's all a matter of degree.
It can be argued that pyramids have more in common with other 'material' objects such as icebergs than they do with more 'abstract' constructs such as emotions, or mathematical equations.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I have never seen a polar bear taking a dump on a pyramid.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Yeah, all I could find was this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
That's a bipolar bear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Nicely

although with my ongoing headache, I fear I'll have to adblock it soon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# ...

I alway smile now when I see the 'Benefits Cheats' ad...hey ho...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# That is really nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Thankee sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# tip top
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Thanks birthday boy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Happy Cheery B3taday, Prod!
x
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ta pot :)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Classy
well done
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Ta Cenaris!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# soopa
doopa!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
nice work
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Thankee...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Tops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Ta Sushi!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# *loads up gta4* :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ooooooooh tres weau!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# good colour scheme
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# nicley ninj!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Thanks Rory!
Did the 3 Leaf Clover mission tuther week. What a bastard! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# i had the game finished 100%
THEN I DELETED MY PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I can'tr believe...
they've got the nerve to start that campaign again

Ace work of course, Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Too right!!
Thanks BTW Joe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Very good
Yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Ta Brainy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Thanks Maxi!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# nicely
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Thanks Beau!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Brilliantly
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Thanks Bela:D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Don't worry, I am disappointed in myself too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It makes me sad too.
but still warrants a dancing T-Rex.. Thoughts of Hitler excites him so!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# *stampy kitten song*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hmm,
Maybe you're right.
It might just need kittens being stamped..

Or is that a little bit too much anti-fluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha, dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# One time in 2009, illegal drug pharmacist and part time red carpet Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! made a film poster for Das Book
trampling on the souls of billions of Germans, who collectively refer to books as Bücher.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! will be arrested and hanged by his kneecaps next time he sets foot in Germany, Switserland, Austria or any other country of the Third Reich.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Blah blah blah, I speak 74 languages,
In 1991, the dutch inventor Mediocre was found in a compromising position with a Wheelchair.

"It was love at first sight!" said the sicko Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
See? Slander!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Das is gut!;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Danke :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Post-noon Ning :D

(Oh and; what should I draw the'day?)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Robots with Sock Puppets
Edit: Is this comic inspired by the recent episode of southpark with Babyfark McGeezax?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Not seen SouthPark for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It's still just as good if not better than before,
Check this out though, it's the synopsis of the episode I mentioned before...
Weird eh?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# lucky originality has nothing to do with SA then
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# SA?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *looks up*
*surreptitiously gestures*

... up there...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Oh riiiight, I getcha
or at least I now know what you mean by SA.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I'll let you two get on with your conversation then :)
Edit: still nothing... hm... ach, he's probably off drawing another crowd-pleaser. I'm sure he wouldn't just ignore his fans. Would he?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# pffh or kill off a character just to be a spiteful ....na!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# never.
anyway, enough of that. happy b3taday prodge. I got you an application form for celtic manager's job. You probably just have to sign it wherever they beg you to. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# laugh now monkey boy..just wait till the gummy fool Mowbray starts doing interviews...
*sigh*


I'd likesh to gee fanksh to de fansh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha the lord of the gurn.
the hearts fans used to sing: "Tony Mowbray's got a poor wee monkey's face, a poor wee monkey's face, a poor wee monkey's face" :D made me chuckle. you should expect that next season from the gers fans, but with most likely more sectarianism thrown in.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *posts a "leave mogga alone" video to youtube*
he was my (admittedly gummy) hero when i was four :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I liked him too.
I liked most of the celtic team back then. Back when they were incessant losers. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# he gave us the huddle..god bless him :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# it's confirmed
Mowbray it is...With Venus and Grant in tow.

Good luck!
(prostheses, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=It4h3fpffZc
(prostheses, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# hahah!
that's completely bizarre :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# are there actually any words?
or is he just making brrrrm noises? I can't understand anything!
(prostheses, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Hey hey
Happy candle day!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# A sexy ghostbuster
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Phil Mustard using greasy sausage tongs to clean leaves off a snooker table
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# That just sounds like the answer to a Cluedo game!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# jack the denizen with cayke
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# The cake is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
#
.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Hey ho candle happy day!

Seems like you enlisted about twenty days before me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Good lord *monocle asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Turning Japanese?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I really think so
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Heheh
Juicy candle facts - congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ty :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I am really liking this recent series

Please draw a giant mecha Christina Aguilera wreaking havoc in the streets of Antwerp.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Cretaceous flange!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# my lack of ego
I think it would make a really fantastic subject for you considering it is so fascinating and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# +L
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# omg need lego plz
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
#
go on then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# HOT PISS!
that's completely funting awesome!

please tell me you have that hanging from your living room ceiling :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I turned it into scrap
Mainly to make this

/edit: cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# these came directly from your brain, right?
you are seriously talented :D

*dribbles with jealousy*

edit: this bugger especially :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, they did. Cheers

I only recently started sharing my builds with the world ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# they are indeed fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# A picture of you admiring someone else's work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I do that frequently.
Just not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I don't expect you to like mine, it's balls.
But I can't see much evidence of it elsewhere. 55 clicks in 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hah
that's quite impressively narcissistic. I'm amazed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Clicking hasn't been around for 6 years.
Regardless, admiration does not necessarily involve server transactions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# who made you king of shit town?

never seen you comment on anyones stuff on here.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# A weasel with a top hat smoking a pipe
In other news, in moving out into that there country being further away from traffic and the perils of the road, I'm looking at getting a bike again. Can anyone recommend me something with a 20-22" frame under the £200 mark?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Mmm
got Shimano bit on that 'n all. How can they do that for that price?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Thanks
I'll have a look at that, I was looking in Halfrauds, but all their bikes tend to be overpriced and fall apart looking at the reviews
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# More of these
Or Jack the Hamster and Luke Wilson shooting terrorists at the airport.

Or something typical... Chloe doing something with someone/thing?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# A wankmachine wanking off a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# JACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# something mindnumbing with tits
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# A squirrel after a mastectomy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# You should draw the wrong sort of art!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# he already does sillyghost
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# it's a running gag
www.b3ta.com/board/9457860
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# A sweating heron with a throat made of cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have you been eating the Brass Eye tabs again?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Ha ha, if only there were such a thing.
It was the first thing I thought of. Which I suppose is immensely disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# How about some more How To Play?
Done Resi 5 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# A Frustrated Cowell Ended Up Doing The Job Himself........
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# FUCK!
where's kebab when you need some one to say would?

very good yet ever soslightly evil work, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Thanking you.
(Sorry for late response)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Mictoboy's had her!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# proxy would is cheating!
also: still drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Arf :D
b3ta.com/board/9524376
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# have stopped drinking
not tired.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Drunk eh?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# The numpty hasn't been to bed all night!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# What sort of dumbass does that? What a dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I no right?
He is so not cash!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# this sort of dumb ass
points at self.

also I'm going to take a wild guess up and uoffer up the also hasn't quite managed to get into bed yet five.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Your edit is so fucking garbled :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# yeah I think I just inside joked
my house mate and i make high fives specific to what ever the fuck we are high fiving on and then the specific thing is announced followed by five. mr *lots of consonants* comment made me think that he'd also not gone to bed. hence offering the not going to bed five.

there is perfect sence there... just not all the chains of the logic I took to get it presented :D

oh and there is a stray u. damn stray u.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# omgwtf
ur a craze man lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# bibble?
bah... I'm going for more rum.. yay alcoholics day :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaaargh!
This is one of the Garbage Pail Kids come to life.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *shamelessly peas*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Haven't I seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Whoah!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# crikey
thats a bit scary
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Drink it up, holmes


Hello the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# For some reason
this makes me think of my ex-wife.
(Mykeru ...Wut?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# me too
she was very fishy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# she's my wife now
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yummmmmm
This makes want to go buy a Bass-O-Matic®

edit: www.hulu.com/watch/19046/bassomatic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That can only be streamed inside the United States

God, I hate these national internets with a passion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I agree
It makes me feel like I am behind ze iron curtain when I cannot view content from another country.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# shame theres no way of keeping the actual americans in their
own country not just their web content
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# That's fucking disgusting.
I only drink smoked salmon juice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I want my hotdog flavoured icecream
>_<
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# In 1984,
the Dutch inventor Mediocre travelled to Alaska in an attempt to disprove the existence of Salmon.

"I always thought that there could not exist such an effeminate looking fish. I mean, the thing is Salmon Pink for christs sake!"

When he got there, he had sex with Sarah Palin and was subsequently instrumental in her rise to power, through exploitation of his shady network of anthropomorphised woodland creatures.

He is a dangerous man.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# In my defense, she took me out to a lovely dinner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Walrus for starter,
and Grizzly Bear for main?

Also, I hope you are collecting these stories for your biography!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# As a matter of fact, I am

biography slander report to the police
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Having seen the Dutch police
in Harry Enfield, I am not scared ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Knowing some of them, and even living with one, me neither ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# In 1881, Uzbek television personality Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! crossed the Canal in a woman's shoe in only seven hours and fifteen minutes

The feat was all the more impressive, as he had to invent both the Canal, women's shoes and Uzbekistan for this occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Fucking true man!
That was a crazy bank holiday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# :D Fuck yeah, you're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Heyyy Sam
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# 'sup Medi

*smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Where the hell have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# @NOONS TEH SUSH!!!
You alright fella?

I've had a wee promotion so I've had to knuckle down, bit of a bugger but the money's well worth it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Sup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hello the entertainer
I dunno if I'd buy your product it really looks omega ammount.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *punches in the face*
STOP DRINKING AND GO TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Do not want!
S'good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Isn't that just soup?
or salmon sperm?

'ningles teh board too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Have you ever tried keeping some bits of smoked salmon fresh in a plastic bag in your refrigerator?

The stuff that's on the bottom of the bag after one night is salmon juice. Drink with kapers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Mmmm
reminds me of semi-skilled milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# SusanBoyleDafoe
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# That is really odd
It combines to make a slight Jim Carrey
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# You've managed to make
Defoe even more scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Fred West - the early years
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Arf!
Noon Ninj! I have just been for a run! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Noon you fit swine you!
:) *blushes for NOT running*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# *flexes muscles*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I hate running, hate it with a passion.
Rowing or cycling I bloody love and walking I don't mind. In fact, I just walked into town to the post office before I purchased my lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I quite enjoy it.
There are 5 woods near me, so it is rather pretty to run round. I do love Rowing too! I gave up smoking on Saturday and I have been running every day since! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Your healthy lifestyle sickens me to the point of getting a nosebleed
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I really had a nosebleed too, although completely unrelated to your healthy lifestyle
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *feels bad*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Don't feel bad
It's just hayfever :(
‫
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Well in that case,
I definitely feel bad. As it was me who invented pollen :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Arf!
It's about time. I was shocked at just how unfit I had become!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# You 'gave up' nothing - there was nothing to 'give up'
/Carr convert
Well done that man - I've been off 'em for a month or so.
I have only been walking half an hour towards work though.
I'm getting my bike out this weekend - hurrah for not fat/choking-ness!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Aye,
I am pleased :D I read that Carr book years ago but it didn't work for me :(

I need to get a bike before I can start cycling.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# That's usually advisable!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Yeah, I know that now.
But only after getting half way to Brighton before I realised :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# GET TO DA CHOPPA!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# let da bawdies hit dafoe, let da bawdies hit dafoe,
let da bawdies hit dafoaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# oh that's really nicely done fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# cheers archie
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I'd hate to think how good you are at psychology
if you're doing this for a hobby...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# not very good
having spent the last hour and a half, certainly not doing work.

Going to start looking for a job which doesn't require loads of writing and a reeeally slow peer review process. Sent off a revised article yesterday for another review, I wish the cunts would just hurry up and publish the thing. I can't be arsed writing anymo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# my housemate is doing psychology..
so much fun drunken conversaions, so many people left behind.

I'm reading risk by dan gardner currently. I'm finding that rather interesting :)

also: fucking WOO on your cadbury anim :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hehe cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# That's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :) thanks capt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# you're amazing :D
*voted for your threadless t shirt thingy :)*

also : PROF KENNY MARTIN ARE YOU AROUND?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Oh wow, thank you chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Oh my
great shop job
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I know that's the Saw IV/V thing
But, er ... what have you shopped?

Sorry for being an ignorant noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# nick griffin face on a big black dude
original here www.switchvfx.com/en/images/projects/Saw_V_Poster.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
#
big black dude
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# PC gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# get anti-virus? lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Christ, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ta aeiym
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Err...
...that's rather splendid sir *Kerlick*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *Salutes back*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Oh very good...
Looks a bit like the Hucknell.

I hate Hucknell. I Hte Griffin.
But which is worse...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Oooh, very nice!
You clever sausage :)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# mmm sausages
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Good one.
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ta lad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Top quality Doc!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ta sush
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Whoa,
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Completely Unjustified.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# oh, now that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Beware!
etc...
(Goodie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Marvellous sir!!
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# arf
great stuff eagle
How was Donington?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Ta!
It was fucking ace fun. Especially if you like getting the first layer of your skin being burnt off to fuck by the sun.

I'm back at work tomorrow and I've got the chronic fear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Frame 4
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Crikey, it's a fleshlight with legs!
Actually, people would probably buy that....
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha
oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahhaha oh ffs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# piece of genious :D
I tried to sugest a tshirt on typetees saying.

This statement
is justified

but with in the upload bit it reverted it back to a straight sentence thus ruining the joke.

bah humbug.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Don't get it...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Any of it!
It's Alien...it's some scenes from Alien...but then it's called Align and then something about a spacebar... I know there's a gag..others seem to get it...but I'm lost..yet I LOVE this movie but can't work out the joke..
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Ha ha, Ok...
The graphic inbetween frame 1 and 2 just aligns the first shot centrally. The graphic between frames 3 and 4 aligns to the right so the Facehugger smacks into Kane's face. The graphic after frames 5 and 6 'aligns' the alien blood (acid) to the 'bottom' (as it drips through the ship in the film). And lastly the Chestburster is aligned to the top, forcing out of John Hurt's chest as he's laid flat out on the table.

The film tag line is only really an afterthought. It doesn't really mean anything other than geeky terminology. It's sounds a bit like 'in space no-one can hear you scream', though. Maybe.

Right, I'm going for a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# as I'm completely obsessed with this film
you'd get clickage anyway, but thats superb.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Congrats on FP
First two frames I was thinking Big Brother
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Hold them...HOLD THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# This might have been more appropriate on his properganda slips
rather than raping Churchill's image
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *waits for goose with monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *still bloody waiting*
*gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# First reich... FIRE!
Second reich... FIRE!
...

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASANDS of 'em"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# 'Dahhhn't shoot until yeh see ve whites of vere eyes, lads!'
lads!'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Noon All.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
click.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# They give me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# the chuckleplasty works!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Stuff of nightmares.
Candles, prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Arghh
horrid nightmare child.

Happi candle thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Oooh, candleage for happytiems.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# happyday
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Help
CuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGrossCuteGross
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# pfft my first ever b3ta image post was of this exact same pun
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
#
(UTB, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Oh zombie turds... not again!


She's gone off the deep end and not in the good way... ANOTHER one that just isn't funny?! Say it isn't so! Will she ever return to doing something interesting?!

Oh god... horrid thought... what if she starts doing bad puns? Or illustrating ancient blonde jokes?

WORSE!

What if she starts doing karaoke!? In a place like this! Pitiful and impossible... but the daft thing may just do it...
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# NUDIE BLONDES!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# MOAR BLONDES PLS

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# BUT IT MAKES GREAT PORN
media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/00/14/65/37/two-blondes.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# edit: from /talk -
twitpic.com/7j98b
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# poor kid :(
he's probably to nice for her to deserve.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ^True
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEU-WNMFyLQ
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# The Knotty Ash Rifles win hearts and minds
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# "How Tickled I Am"

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Oh christ,
Good but, oh christ.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# KNEEL BEFORE DODD!
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# :O

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Haha lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# YES!
i'm now going to have this song (gama bomb's in the court of general zod) stuck in my head all day :)

irish thrash ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Did you just say.... KNEEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# oooooh...
this is ace.
*clicks like mad*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# any excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Not a fan of him, but well done
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Not a fan of ninj?
How dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I'd be more worried that cenaris is posting in the morning
I have a feeling SA will be on here momentarily ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# You're ace Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Of Dodd, not Ninj
He does some wonderful stuff.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Thank you!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Happy that was cleared up
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Ninj has about 6 stock images he keeps rotating and finding new backgrounds to put them on.
If I get time I might put together a ninj image-making toolkit for everyone to enjoy...

Sorry mate! ;)

You know I don't mean it. This is terrific of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahahah...
You cheeky swine you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# ^this
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You sir are a copycat :P

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I know - you beat me to the punch on that one...
grr...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahah like the feather duster
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# WE ARE THE DODDS WE ARE THE DODDS .........
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# UHhhhHuUhhhH!!!!!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Set phasers to fail...
An edit button is provided for exactly that purpose, sir...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# see what you complainers did???
Shes multiplying! Thanx a fucking lot. If you bitch anymore they will take over the world.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Be less of a prick please
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Barbarossa's law dictates that you'd put an appearance in this thread ;)
All well? I have a tedious paper to finish off and a presentation to write today, hence massive procrastination :-s
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ha. Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Bows to Barbarosa
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You bleedin' well should too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# AS I bow to you Great Barbarsoa...
..I beg for BACON!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Bacon is reserved for the most deserving acolytes
Remember, you can't stop the bacon. Use it wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# does anyone know why my mean flow is of order 1x10^250?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Blimey. That's some heavy flow.
Best get a big box of the super-duper absorbent towels in...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
BOO HOO HOO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Are you wearing drainpipe trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# no
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# A tap on the head?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# which head?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# witchhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# it's the zonal flow of the atmosphere which is driven by the temperature contrast between equator and the poles.

bloody poles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# coming over here, taking our jobs...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# they took our jerbs!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ?
Who are you, and what have you done with Prodigy69?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Fluid flow is often decomposed into mean and deviation from the mean, where the averaging can be done in either space or time,
thus the mean flow is the field of means for all individual grid points.

with age comes wisdom...or copy paste from wiki
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *calls for backup*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# ah I should mention that this is through a channel geometry at this stage.
and it is supposed to be the solution of a helmholtz like equation for the zeroth fourier mode.

and I really should fix that wiki article...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# poles are useful on occasions. mostly they are troublesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# do shut up there's a good chap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9422018
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Ouch at the backlash there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# well it was funny the first few times.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# So was the pseudo-geek clap-trap you keep coming out with ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hey, at least I come up with new stuff and it isn't actually meant to be funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# 'SLAP!'
Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# thread deleting, reposting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# harpy b3taday prodge
edit: I've only just seen the thread below...doh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# In all due respect
Happy B3taday prodigy69!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# How did he ever get Debbie McGee? Oh, money.


Edit: Happy b3taday!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# haha maybe it's his impressive wand skills?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ...and that's magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Haha, saw an amazingly pretty young woman this morning, and then some rich old arsehole swept her away. :(

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# aha, the only picture of Paul Daniels on the interweb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Blimey
that's an auld one, Pete & Geoff!!!
(Geoff's still ace, Pete's apparently having trouble finding a dealer)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Happy B3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ta lots :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# oooh happeh b3tadayses!!!!
lolololol teh prodge haz b3tadayz
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# For what benefit have you deleted and reposted this?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# To better mankind
To boldly go where noone has gone before
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Yeah, i'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and not delete threads...yeah...
*slurps coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# i know what channel you were watching last night!
*sinisters*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Which channel?
I have it on DVD but it's packed away at the moment :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# fillum four :)
also sweet pic below :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Thanks
And joy, that means it will be repeated later this week :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# that's what i thought
last time it was on, but i got whisked into HMV the next day and paid for it instead:)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hell yeah
I had only seen it once before and it was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# as I said last time..
yeeeeaaaah.... could you send me these TPS reports asap?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

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