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[challenge entry] lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Robbie Williams?
Why do you think he's gay? He's not gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# He wanked me off behind the bike sheds once
so he is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# It's probably all the sodemy
That normally makes people think they are gay
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
All of this
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh god atheismo!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Nice one BARB!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# aidslols
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Someone thought they were being clever.
Anusol.

It's like a SOLUTION, for your ANUS. More reasons never to visit your parents, and especially to not look thorough their medicine cabinet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# wut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I might add
this isn't photochopped. Actual product. Actual faux marble countertop.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# oh that's ok then
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# It's like you're handing your bum to us on a plate
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I suppose
if you like that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# please don't post a photo of every product you see for the first time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# OH HI INTERNET I HAVE SOME OF THIS
www.onlinepharmacynz.com/images/products/112-192-Canesten_Cream.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# OH LOL!!
www.healthline.com/blogs/outdoor_health/uploaded_images/vicks-730724.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# ROFL MEDICINES
img.alibaba.com/photo/100165247/Cinzano_Extra_Dry_Vermouth_1lt.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# broad spectrum
So it cures your fungus with radio frequencies?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# delicous fungus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Well I don't know about anyone else
But I for one am ready for sex now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# soup herb :)
although the thought of the finely-powdered 'roids that'd leave behind is putting me off my lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# :D
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Arf!
Sex explosion
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# that's
a sight for sore arse
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# yes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Lovely work..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Piffle
I was once on prescription for Anoheal. Now that's explicit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# i still don't think anything quite tops
vagisil
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
# that sounds like, if poorly applied, it could completely
remove your ability to shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# it's been around for a while, hence the reaction you're getting :)
if i'd been born into the ky family, i'd have definitely brought out Lubricunt® by now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Dongeddit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# You can make more money as a butcher
so don't you waste your time on me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Dear fucking God!
what the FUCK is going on today?

I'm fucking glad I've got work to do
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Happy Pi Approximation Day!

(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Camel treacle tart toe pie?
Toapy?

Toupee?

Teepee?

I NEED TO PEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# :)
:)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Is it treacle or is it pumpkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Pumpkin unfortunately...
Treacle is vastly superior of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# TART!
It is a tart. Go for a weewee then! Not where you are though.
Unless you're on the loo using a laptop. That'd be awesome. I must try that.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# You sure that's not the desert?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# There's a fucking camel!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *spang*
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# 22/7 say pi and die
I am probably obliged to say that.

hello to all the lurkers I know out there *waves*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hello kebab
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hello.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# oh hai there
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hai! I yam rilly poysinous!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# glub glub glub
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I'm not a lurker so I'm not going to wave
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# none of you are lurkers.
I was talking to someone who I think lurks here occasionally. He seemed to know about the nazis.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Churchill's ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# he's not very churchillian
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Lovely camels.
Oh, I nearly forgot - *spang* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I like this day
All merkins however are going "7/22,err wut?"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# nah they're probably coming up with new methods to prove pi is rational because that's how god would have wanted it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I found time in the end
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# That's another one
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I had to filename I'm afraid
What's wrong with her goddamn FEET?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# She's from James Pond
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# very very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# not compo-ing this,
as i dont really think it fits the rules, but made me chuckle...shirley bindun?

ImageHost.org
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hehe
incidentally, what was the 'psuedo-legal warning' warning you got?
/curious minds
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# who is the goat?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# a b3ta user no longer with us
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# dead or baned?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# B&, as far as I'm aware
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# where are the feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ?
I'm curious about this curiousity now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# cr3 is my friend
and twat face said some nasty things, so i may have threatened to glass him...where in he issued me a psuedo legal warning...not one of my proudest moments, but fuck with cr3 and you go down bitches.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hehehe
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I worry I may be the only person who sees this...

Partial de-ris.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# B3tards is the de-ris?
EDIT: You damn dirty Ape Ninja ;)

Still don't really get it though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# It's a ilttle wood-spirit thing from an anime called "Princess Mononoke"....
...it appears ny fears were well founded...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ah I see.
Not seen it in a long while. Sorry :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Apology..
..accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Kodama from Princess Mononoke
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# What you said..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Princess Mononoke man don't you know anything?
(i'm just laughing cause I think the pic is funny)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Why thankya.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Yowza..
...praise from Mr Toast in the form of a smiley...my day is now complete and I can put the vodka and painkillers away... :)

In all earnestness, glad you like it..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# deris confuses me even more
but have this for your efforts :D ...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# He wobbled so much,
his head fell off...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning everybody!
I've been away all week, and had this in my head for the compo... better late than never I guess :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ning Kenny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# 'ning fella
Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Not too shabby,
still in a lot of pain and a bit buzzy from the painkillers, but could be worse :)

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Nicely :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Clever girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# 'lo bloke :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# wot'cha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *awaits threadrush*


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# moments before it's starting to rain? ;)
very woo pic as usual, sir
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# thank you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Very nice
The standard today seems quite high
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I shall be lowering it pretty soon
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha - I do my best to lower it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# The ruins are ruined
We must hurry!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# indeed.
Funny innit - your parents say "don't go outside in your good clothes, you'll ruin them", then take you on a trip to see some ruins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I don't want to be happy!
May I be Mr. Tickle?

woo Sir, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Cheers, sir - all well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# What seems to be the problem?
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Nice watery effect!
It's all 3d! Like the FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *claps so hard his hands break*
Encore!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Damn this osteoperosis..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I fear this greatly
seeing that your previous compo topic was:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# It's all over the wall behind him
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# That doesn't look like it came from a bum though
or even anything that side of the body.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# The person it came from had been drinking guiness
And Toasty applied an invert filter
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Is that a nice way of saying ctrl i?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I was going to put Spengler in there at one point
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# awesome :D
although i can't help but think of those slo-mo sneeze pictures :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# It's the aftermath of chutney's sneeze picture
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# mmmmmm
sneezepooface :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
Does walken play the baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Winnar!!!!!
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hello Big Ian
long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hows you mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# not too bad
apart from my teeth

but that's another story?

How's the recession treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahhaha! Brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# excellent!
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# This.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

sorry if bindun but been on holiday and too many entries to check...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *claps*
I like this.

..and despite everything, I have really enjoyed this challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha I like this
And HDDVD format too
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
is he doing Antiques Roadshow now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# They couldn't afford the accident insurance to have him.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :)

How was the holiday? Did you shag any boys/girls/fruits/mammals/fish?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Great thanks
and no/no/yes/no/yes
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# silly hYpe
fishes is not fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Melon fish
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# PHOAR

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# silly Nibus
fishes is fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# noooo
That's a fruit fishie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# splendido :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahahah! Perfect!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I can haz blanky..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# ahhh, the brown bear, the logical plaything for toddlers and young'uns
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I read that in a Harry Hill voice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# me too now
everything is better with a Harry Hill voice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Even Harry Hill!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Do you do any other impressions?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ha Ha!
I prefer to give them used AIDS needles and razorblades, but then I am criminally insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# my almost-2 year old is inseperable from his Teddy
it was his first word

along with "Ball"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# teddyball?
lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I can analyze this and predict his future.
Teddy is a bear and a "Bear" is a big fat hairy homosexual man and "ball" is slang for "testicle".

Results are inconclusive, but I hope you enjoy musical theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I just did the biggest yelping office lol I have done for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yay! My work here is done
*walks out of office*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ball+teddy=baldy.
The rude bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Babees.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Sweet Dreams are Made of Bees:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Has he...been...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Microwaved?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# O.O

filename it, ferchrissakes! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Penetrated?
You sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# 57 varieties of baked bairns..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Tangoed?
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# :)
bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (27 kb)
(PoorSucker, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# it's Wednesday, it's 11:32 o'clock
it's time for Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# CRACKERJACK!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# *giggles*
have you been drinking from the same fountain as Griffy?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# sherbet fountain?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Take any film you wish, and photoshop the scenery, characters or titles into the style of a famous movie poster for a different film

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Actually Shaving Ryan's Privates is a film:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Sponsored by Gillette
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# It's pR0n
or so I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Any shaved donkeys in it?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# One can hope
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *runs Compo Simplify-o-Tron*
brrrrrrrrrrrt
bp
beeep
Take any film you wish, and photoshop the scenery, characters or titles into the style of a famous movie poster for a different film
done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# It's not as if that many compo posts have adhered to the spec.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: BUM ART

This weeks image challenge is Bum Art, or Art with your Bum. Take a large clean surface and decorate it with your arse and it's amazing abilities.
Don't just poo though, try bum prints, paint effects and the like. We all know Guinness turns it black, but what other colours can you get?

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect, and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I'll have you know the Saatchi Gallery have put in an offer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# A new thread?
What madness is this? The last one was only an hour old...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# This
read the FAQ Toasty

no new threads within 67 minutes of the previous
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Bugger off Toasty
you're not Fraser!!! ;)

I feel a bit ill, now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# damn, you saw through my clever disguise!
I'll get you next time Holmes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# My Sharp Detective Skills saw through you
that and HappyToast has more letters in it than Fraser
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# 'Ow do
the board is slow and all the regulars are on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# This is highly irregular
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# How are you going to do a compo entry if you're irregular?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# aaah what the hell!
Have a reapost... (indeed have two)


And pleeease Fraser/Rob/anyone...lets have mine sometime soon? b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post258224
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Imagine the range increase with the added value of mintoes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha :D
Fizzy on the ring too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Self cleaning action!
I'm getting some articles togeather to start up e3ta.
I know you're busy but let me know if there's anything you would like to contribute.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# will have a ponder as I drive to Spalding
see ya later chumps...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# see ya, see ya
wouldn't want to be ya.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Top stuffs!
Is this bum art?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# oh my word
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
9/10 for curlage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# too freaking good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Haha, superb toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# but my bum isn't connected to the intertubes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
I did once get a post card from a mate in Norway. It featured a guy doing 'enima art'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I've seen a guy who ingests blue paint and squirts that on to canvas
not pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# my next door neighbour is a Squaddie
He and his mates regularly inmibe the contents of glow sticks, so they can piss flourescence


:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Say hi to them when you see them on the cancer ward!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# effervescent vitamin c tablets do the same thing
and less toxic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Barocca is famous for it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# wow
is that different from Enema Art?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yes
You can only do depictions of Enimem.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# or tool
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I remember my mum telling me that if she had a smomach upset when she was a kid
her mum used to give her an enema on the kitchen table!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# It is wrong on so many levels!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *subscribes to blog*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# So this is the opposite of gronkpan's shit one then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# people will still piss up the wall and submit that as an entry
either that or they'll just photograph their elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# An excuse for me to have Vindaloo for my lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *tries to remember suggesting this*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# last wednesday
just after the dodgy Chicken Biryani


*self bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# :)
hope you're feeling better chap, get some Lucozade down you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# This
LOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# dangerous times..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
and I'm not just saying that 'cos it involved the Blues Brothers ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# The sad thing is this new GI Joe movie
knocked Blues Brother for the most number of cars wrecked in a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# booooooooo!
that was my favourite bit as a 5 year old
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'll bet they weren't destroyed in such an amusing way though
GI Joe's going to bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# What's with all the silly looking super suit type things?
I thought GI Joe was basically the merkin action man
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# 'tis
but in the film "GI Joe" is a team rather than one person and they go around saving the world from disaster. If I want to see that I'd rather see Team America.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# GI Joe always was a team though
They gave pointless advice like "Give him the stick, don't give him the stick, hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# pffft
"Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?"
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Looks like standard action movie with CG
but with a brand label. Saw the trailer the other day. Worse still they're doing a new Fame movie too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Jo Brand?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Jo Brand in GI Joe would be worth the price of a cinema ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I'd pay to see that!
It'd be a stunner of a movie. The world is being destroyed and she doesn't lift a finger until the threaten the McVitties factory.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Zac Efron was due to star in a remake of Footloose
but smartly decided that it wasn't in his interests to prance about in another film if he wants to progress to straight acting roles.

The big film news is that Sam Raimi's considering a World of Warcraft film. Get ready for the fanboy fallout over THAT one!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *Prays to the all-powerful Atheismo*
Would the film involve 80 levels of grinding followed by a 5 hour raid on a pointless instance with generic boss fights?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah the main character finally gets the item they want
go to put it in the bank and the film ends with someone coming up to them and asking if they would like to buy 1000 gold for only £8. THey can deliver in 10 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Haha
Guild banks are more corrupt than real life banks. I remember back in the day I got control over my guild's bank. For months our guild leader had been saying we didn't have the materials for fire res gear for everyone. In the bank there was around 1000 core leather and 600 cores.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Bastards are taking ages on the weekly maintenance today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I don't play any more
I still have to put up with friends playing when I go to see them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# You must have stopped fairly recently if you got to Lvl 80 though.
Grrr. THey've just updates saying it going on to noon now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I had a level 70 shaman, gave up way before the new expansion
I'm talking old skool 40-man level 60 raiding with my rogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# LK is the best thing to happen to WoW
It makes the last extension appear boring.

I can get you a ten day trial with your old characters if you want. OK admittedly I'd be lumbered with a free month's gaming but that a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# AQ40 and proper Naxx were the pinnacle of that game
When boss fights took a bit of skill
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I like WoW but the very thing of what it is makes it unsuitible to be a film.
It's not as if there's a recognised main character and they'd have to be extremely careful about making generic characters as if they got too close to someone's existing one they could get sued.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# There are plenty of recognised main characters
They just don't play a role in WoW
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# And I hear
that remakes are on the way of Alien & Short Circuit too... Doesn't Hollywood have any new ideas?

Make a movie for us, Riverghost... and in it place pangolins. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Or make a Fraggles movie
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *runs off to write B3ta. The Movie*
*ends up just drawing a cock*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# B3ta: an epic tale from newbie tuesday to getting that first fp.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# So basically Working Girl:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ah well, I appreciate the effort!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# A remake of Alien????
*loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha...
"They broke my watch"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# MORNING, BOARD!
Where the hell is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# wheaty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ah - my favourite
Nings Nibs - how's thee?

I've got to have a tooth crowned

It's going to cost me £400


Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hello sir
ow - can't they just pull it out? is it a visible one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# it's a premolar
I'm now wondering if that might be the best* option


*cheapest*

*ditheringly ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ah, I've had one of my premolars out
the space is useful for storing peas in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# the wife doesn't want me to have a hole in my mouth
although I'm almost swayed by the pea storage aspect...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'll do it for a couple of pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# of blood
also, why does this headline seem totally daft: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8148174.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
#
daft blindingly obvious.

Ranks along such gems as "uPVC windows are in no way sources of nutrition" and "trees are in no way suitable to act as driving instructors" - which are genuine headlines, too. Genuine in the sense the I genuinely made them up just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahaahah
"enzyme voted most popular soft drink, gallup poll reveals"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That's going to be my facebook status in about 15 seconds...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *giggles to self*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# It should be
"Helicopters are NOT magic wands*

*spokesman tells Hogwarts students...."
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Maybe they're going to put on a real crown.
That'd explain the price. Well, partially, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# arf to this and the above
I'm going to phone them up and ask for a delayed quote for Dental Extraction
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# No he baked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# One of its legs are both the same
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I know I'm not here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I had a dream this morning
Just before I woke up

I dreamt you were a girl..

weird
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *flicks hair*
any pics in nuts this week?
I sent in the potatobot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# not seen it mate
where is potatobot?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# just wondering if they put it in
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# How?
/Descartes blog
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I'm sat here thinking the same thing
I posted a thread yesterday that sat there for nearly an hour, just like this one...

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Ning All.
I am wondering why it is so slow, I am also wondering why that cunt cityofangels is still here.

EDIT: I am also also wondering what the new compo will be, my guess is 40th anniversary of the moon invasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ...
The answer to question one answers question two too.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Desmond?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Yes.
Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Ning Jeeves
I don't know what you're on about, so I can't answer

as for why it's so slow - the speed limit has been lowered...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# 8 days here and 4 posts like this:
b3ta.com/board/9596964
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oh my word
I see
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I have them on ignore. I'm just not going to get involved anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# It yam slow. So I made some silly
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# is everyone asleep or dead?
answer me!


and what is that woman doing bottom left?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# 'ningles
well he's not a very good juggler. He's already killed one bride, he's now using the spare.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Lots of regulars are MIA
Did someone blow up their planet or something?

In other news, I watched Kung Fu Panda again last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Kung Fu Panda was the last half decent thing Jack Black has done recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# It's only because he didn't need to act in it
Hammed up acting: good for music videos, rubbish for Hollywood
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# ah, Be Kind Rewind was great
and Nacho Libre
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Nacho Libre was horrific!
Fat bastard pratting about with a stupid accent. Yawn.

Waiting for Be Kind, Rewind to come on the tele based solely on the fact that JB films have been mostly miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'm a fat bastard with a stupid accent
I'm from sussex don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Pfft
you said "sex"!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah but I'm uninterested in it, so it's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Have we ever had QotW on the weirdest place anyone has had sex.
I'm proud to say I can beat almost any claims to the title. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Was it inside a bird?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# No
It was on Fred's Weather map (a big floating weather map from the 90's show This Morning).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# haha well - it had plenty of charm for me
I'm not sure if it's him or whether he just happens to be in films I like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's not going to be a timeless classic
but it's a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I am also wondering this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# What the fuck is that woman behind him DOING?!
Is she crouched over waiting for the bride to push Phil over?

Then you've got Crocodile Dundee in the bottom right looking like he's hoping for some bridal action.

This is a very confusing image
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Please see above:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Eastenders is far more exciting as a static image
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Eastenders is far more exciting as a static reception!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha
half an hour of bees
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# When I was a child, and ever so PC
We used to call it a South African riot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahahah! looks like there is a shoe-sniffer in the bottom left....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Not to mention the crotch sniffer on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I pass the actress on the right walking to the tube station
it is a very mundane experience
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# For you maybe
It changed her life!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# nings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# i'm posting this here so it gets more love
www.b3ta.com/links/343772

i'd apologize for being a whore but i'd be lying if i said i didn't like it dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# whore....
nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# *waves fanny*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I love the differences between UK English and US English.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# me too
i try my hardest to fit in. after meeting trinny and susannah i started calling people "darling" for a solid week til my brain finally realized how ridiculous I sounded.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# *waves lady pocket in the air*:P
Hmm I like lady pocket. I think I should endevour to get it into mainstream language.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
# When in Vegas a couple of years ago I got separated from Mrs Vagabond slightly in the street, but announced loudly to her, forgetting where I was for a moment, that I was
"Just off to look for some fags."

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha!
in america you can always tell if someone's had a university education if they're hip enough to understand what "bum a fag" means without mentioning the underlying humor.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
# You're so hip:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
# come to america sometime
we get SUCH a kick out of the silly things you all say.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
# As long as I get to beat people up for saying Lie-cester!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
# is that somewhere in edinberg?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Yes. They're both near the city of Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# so britain's in england, right?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Yes and we all live in castles and sing songs about cleaning chimneys.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# right, that's me off to bed
g'night - enjoy your tea!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *does line of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# My record
speaks my loyalty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
# yes indeed
and i do commend you on that sir, cheers

odd to say, but i hadn't seen your "surprised panda" FP, well done there
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I showed mutated monty's "animation mix" to a few friends today
and i thought "that would have been perfect for that," good thing you thought of it first ;)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I'm not fit to lick cyriak's boots, tragically.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
# yikes
he's just a chap looking for work, like the rest of us (well, me at least)

edit: bastard! typing "cyriak" into wikipedia's search engine goes directly to his own wikipedia page! there really ISN'T anyone else out there named cyriak!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I really wanted to own this
www.brokenscience.com

At least I've got the youtube account
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# \o/
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Why does that make me think of Frank Sidebottom?

woo.

'ningles teh b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Now if HE presented the news
I might watch it more often.

Is he still around?

EDIT: OMG! wiki
"He even featured as a reporter on ITV's regional news programme, Granada Reports."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I would so love to hear his Story Of Pop again.
Can't find it anywhere.

"Oh, it's my Story of Pop
When music was top
We went to the bop
And danced and jived till we dropped
Because the music don't stop
Like on Top Of The Pops
We even went to the shops!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Yup. Apparantly so.
www.franksworld.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# \o/
I'm also now gonna trawl Channel M schedules when I get home
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# hahahahah!
Nings JS, and ningles everyone! London Midland have FINALLY come up with a new excuse for a late train: the train in front was doing a maneuver, hence the delay. I've not heard that one before...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Always with the euphemisms
can't they just say they train in front was taking a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# there is nothing worse than a train that smells like it forgot to wipe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Routes Manuva!
Manuva MC! With a second LP!
For all of the girls I got the vitality!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# How can something so wrong
be so right? :)

What a happy start to the day
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# 'ning droogs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# hahahahah!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# i'm wishing so hard for this to be unshopped :D
being, as it is, one of the most marvelous things ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I've only just got this
durrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Hehehehe ;) ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha... nice hair
Will someone PLEASE post something...

I get vey self-concious when I'm stuck at tghe top of the board for too long
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# So you should
we're ALL looking at you ALL of the time o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# dirty winking bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# There you go weaver :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:15, archived)
# SPANG!
SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)
# haha! :D


can't make it any bigger without breaking the board
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
It's all in the timing.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)
# here's the massive version
before i ran it through tinypic to resize it (1.2mb D:)

how can i make that into a sensible size? the folder containing the frames only totaled 400k
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Tricky one
Sometimes I get rid of every other frame,
Then I put it through Ulead which has a
good optimization wizard.

If you add "width="400" at the end of the "url" of the above, before the slash-end-bracket, you can size it back up. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# <img src="http://i32.tinypic.com/2wozrx3.gif" width="400"/>

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)
# thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
If the scone is five,If the scone is five,If the scone is five
then the cream is six, then the cream is six,then the cream is six,then the cream is six

And if the cream is six

THEN JAM IS SEVEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
# The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a toilet on the train from Hay-On-Wye
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# doing my part to push the troll down

also, wish i could make these things smaller. sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:12, archived)
# luckily
it's woo so ill let you off :P
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:22, archived)
# I'm guessing you weren't around when the faq changed
it's 400kb before you're allowed to get a hard on.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# THINK UNSEXY THOUGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:30, archived)
# STUPID SEXY FLANDERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Fucking hahahaha at "cunt like Flanders poppy"!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Lols :-D
"Cunt like Flanders poppy" is a descriptor I shall endeavour to use on a daily basis.

/gynaecologist blog
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ha!
and they look so proud.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# good lord
i feel all old now.
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)
# I missed this memo as well...
and 100KB for stills?

What frsh lunacy is this!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)
# END OF DAYS.
Nings J
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# yarrrr!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:31, archived)
# :D
♪ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:39, archived)
# aggghhh what
 
somehow I feel sick and dirty after watching that
and I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:52, archived)
# You probably
have mental images of that pink-haired whore Stephanie stuck in yer bonce:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha! Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# very nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:38, archived)
# tanks
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:44, archived)
# HURRY UP /BOARD
I WANT TO POST MY FRESHLY MADE SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:00, archived)
# GO GO GO
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
# I'll do something spangworthy for you.
Bear with me
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
# RAWR BEAR!
I AM A BEAR! RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:08, archived)
# oh, and
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:03, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)
# What do you think is the reason for so many old people being religious?
i think it's because they are going to die soon so they believe in something because if what they at least believe in their religion is true they'll go to heaven, or whatever their version of heaven is for whatever religion they believe. Another thing I think is because many old people come from long time ago where things were different and peope were more religious than in modern times. This is what i think please don't get angry, but you can think on what i think about what this thread makes you thinks.
(cityofangels, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 6:55, archived)
# wait what *checks he's not on /talk*
*he's not on /talk*

/me sharpens the knife
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 6:56, archived)
# why didn't you answer my question in your movie thread?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 6:57, archived)
# he was on the phone
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:13, archived)
# STUPID SEXY HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:53, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 6:57, archived)
# topical
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 6:59, archived)
# I think it's because

 ,---.                               __
/_.*'                              .'  '.
\ '*,  *   *   *   *   *   *   *   !  **!
 '---'                             !    !
                                   ^^^^^^

HELP ME I AM LOST AND CONFUSED IN A MAZE OF GHOSTS. I AM PACKMAN DO NOT MISSPELL MY NAME I WILL KILL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:00, archived)
# just keep taking the pills and you'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# i know this is the message board
and it says post a new message, but...this board is for images, why don't you try posting on talk?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:05, archived)
# I'm guessing because they are trolling and not interested in actual discussion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:10, archived)
# this idea did occur to me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:12, archived)
# LET'S RASSLE.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Onoes! Furries!
Now you've gone made me want to fuck my cat!
*hides eyes*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:04, archived)
# POKEMANS
 
ALSO: JAZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:05, archived)
# ZIBZOBZOOBIDYBOP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:09, archived)
# HERE I GO, DOWN THE SLOPE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:11, archived)
# best thing to do is take my advice in the previous thread
repeated here for your convenience:

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:07, archived)
# you've got the wrong web forum for long winded self opinion
this is the mainboard of B3ta where people draw pictures and animate things. Don't post like that without your own made image included
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:31, archived)
# judging by what you must hope to be the pointless-argument-generating nature of your post, i don't just assume, but know that you are no older than 13.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:04, archived)
# YOUR GRAN

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:07, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Hey now:
Nothing wrong with cunts IMHO.






Douches, however...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Why o why o why
are you such a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Everyone is going to hull
especially old people
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Oh fuck off
Just fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

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