if it was the other way around I'd say that was really simple and good as a positive messageas it is my brains going "is that sarcasm or am I brainfail and missreading it"? :)
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:39,
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ooooDidn't think of that
(
Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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FPTP .... Front Page This Post?Subliminalicious :)
Nicely.
(Nicely.
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:48,
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First Past the Postthe UK's General Election voting system
(
St. Defenestration The REAL one,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:48,
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That's what he WANTS you to think;)
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:50,
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Fat Person Tickles Pope?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:51,
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Fetish p0rn takes precedence
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:54,
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Another Late NightThe only question I have.
More at www.piecomic.com
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:34,
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More at www.piecomic.com
Hahahahahah! ace! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:46,
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"Percent sign, dollar sign, andpersand...""...and colon, semi-colon too!"
"what do you think you're ff*beep*ing doing?"
"swearing in long-hand, asterix-mouth!"
("what do you think you're ff*beep*ing doing?"
"swearing in long-hand, asterix-mouth!"
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:57,
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*feels the pain*ace stuff
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:02,
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This should read.."Punch, Punch and Punch again"
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:31,
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That's in FlorenceIn some gardens I've forgotten the name of.
Bo-something.
Bacchus ftw.
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:45,
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Bo-something.
Bacchus ftw.
Would. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:13,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP"){kind=small}
Pea time?
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:14,
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No I won't...the man is a fucking joke.
End of
(End of
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:16,
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The joy for those of us not living in London... is we get to just sit back and laugh at said joke :)
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:19,
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Poor Boris
Totally agree with you.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:32,
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Us Londoners have to stick togetherwe're the latest racial group to be targetted by the haters
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:38,
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you're only saying that cos you earn less than £250kweirdo
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:37,
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my tuppence worth before work drags me kicking and screaming back to reality
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:04,
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His ass is in a spiked shoe? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:06,
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YesHe has the money. Though I heard he needs more. Poor chap. Let's kick him till he pees blood.
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:07,
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*votes for cenaris* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:14,
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Oh that joker!He was only joking, you know? It was terribly dry and witty, but it was just a joke.
What's that?
Well yes that's kind of how I thought it sounded too.
(What's that?
Well yes that's kind of how I thought it sounded too.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:05,
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He worded his response very carefully...He never said it was a joke.
He said he 'may have' made the comments 'in jest'.
Which is of course completely different to to it 'being a joke'.
(He said he 'may have' made the comments 'in jest'.
Which is of course completely different to to it 'being a joke'.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:09,
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Honestly - just one day in the HoP, with all the doors and windows locked.Please?
Pretty please?
(Pretty please?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:14,
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I wanna stick bannatynes face on thisBut I really can't be arsed
And I WILL give you a game of CoD4 at somepoint, my internet is too pants here to even bother trying tho :(
(And I WILL give you a game of CoD4 at somepoint, my internet is too pants here to even bother trying tho :(
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:07,
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booo...*awaits*
Only two weeks til Batman: Arkham and my life will officially end
How's The Ashes?
never really seen the point of cricket computer games
(Only two weeks til Batman: Arkham and my life will officially end
How's The Ashes?
never really seen the point of cricket computer games
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:39,
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it's good funwas only £25 in asda
Is the batman one good? Ive not got round to trying thte demo out.
(Is the batman one good? Ive not got round to trying thte demo out.
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:46,
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The demo was fucking awesome Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:58,
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Ha!Top work!
I do have to say, I had always been quite keen on Alan Duncan. As a fool, rather than an MP, granted, but this week he has gone too far.
(I do have to say, I had always been quite keen on Alan Duncan. As a fool, rather than an MP, granted, but this week he has gone too far.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:09,
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I just always found the ideaof a gay Tory a mild novelty that i was willing to tolerate
But no more!
(But no more!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:10,
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you mean an openly gay toryas opposed to the ones that are married and denying it was anything more than a fun initiation
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:12,
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or the life long batchelors
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:14,
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Indeed...the only other one I can think of is Matthew Paris, who won huge bonus points for outing Portillo... oh, there's another...
actually forget what I just said
(actually forget what I just said
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:17,
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Is this homophobic?I can never tell...
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:10,
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what... my post?*defends*
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:11,
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Peter Duncan wasn't gay!was he? I mean, I know he fisted that hole with bad results in Flash Gordon, but that was a one off
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:13,
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Neither was Duncan Norvilleit was all just an act
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:16,
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Peter Duncan is doing a show at Edinburghabout his life and career...
Bet he doesn't mention his soft core past..
(Bet he doesn't mention his soft core past..
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:19,
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HaDavid Cameron just said he had "made a bad mistake"
Top vocabbing.
(Top vocabbing.
zoldergoose,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:13,
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He probably called him a twat in private.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:19,
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sounds like something you say to a kidafter they've shit themselves
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:20,
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HahahahahaI'll just drop this here...
(
mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:56,
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top work sirbrilliance
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:56,
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Also, I have just realised,Recession :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:02,
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Joins the Expenses Row Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:03,
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I'd like to live on Expenses Row. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:04,
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Winsomenessingalisationist Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:03,
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am i being cynicalor is "Vote for Change" not a tory slogan?!
( SteelPriest,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:13,
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I'm not sure there's ever been an election without at least one candidate promising changeIt's all a con.
( zoldergoose,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:15,
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I love Dingbats!I know I shouldn't but have a *click*
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:56,
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simple = yesshite = no
:D
(:D
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:56,
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I used to have hair longer than any of themfluffy and bottle blonde
which is possibly why it's all fallling out now :(
(which is possibly why it's all fallling out now :(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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I used to be able to sit on my hairblack as night it was.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:49,
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I dreamed of being able to sit on my hair:)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:51,
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you can sit on my hair Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:53,
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*licks* Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:54,
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are you having a kid? Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:55,
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yessure am
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:58,
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congratulations indeed sir*buys a pint*
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:02,
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Cheers!edit/ incidentally, I'm not ignoring your image, it's lunch time and for some reason the b3ta image host gets blocked at lunchtimes!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:03,
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congratulationsi had one of them back in November
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:02,
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Have you still got it? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:03,
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she's not well today so I've had to take the day offwhich means she is spending most of the day sleeping and i get to play on the internets
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:04,
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Unexpected bonus!Hope she's OK though.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:05,
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the doc says she will be fineso when is miniwasp due?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:07,
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mid JanuaryI'll have to clear out a drawer to keep it in.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:08,
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Thank you sirI stuck my thingy in a lady!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:06,
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You should provide advice on howto manage this to (un-named b3tan)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:10,
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I could sit on my hair tooCut it all off and made it into a cushion*
*actually, I'm saving it up to make a wig when I'm bald
(*actually, I'm saving it up to make a wig when I'm bald
mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:06,
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A couple of years ago I was helping my mother clear out her loftand found my pony tail in a carrier bag!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:07,
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euphemisms aplenty Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:08,
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You're on fire today sir :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:45,
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Oh Yummers - a Sandwich!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:27,
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he is looking rather peakythat's what rationing does for you
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:28,
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src piche's a real contender for smug bastard
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:32,
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There's quite a few contenders in both main partieshave some Cameron news...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:40,
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Haha!Thal last line made me library lol
(
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:42,
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HahahahahahahaI love your news more than is right
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:44,
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I love howhis comment on HIGNFY about 2nd home allowances and expenses being "a great system" has come back to bite the smug fucker in the arse.
Big congrats to the fellow that stiched 'im up loike a kippah!
He's a B3tan, isn't he?
(Big congrats to the fellow that stiched 'im up loike a kippah!
He's a B3tan, isn't he?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:30,
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just been listening to R2 bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:32,
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PO? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:33,
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TUBBYTUSTARD! *waves*Ew.
Sorry.
That should come off with a bit of soap and water.
(Sorry.
That should come off with a bit of soap and water.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:41,
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GaaahYou've sunk my battleship!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:33,
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I love love love this story.It's as good as the guy who spluttered "What right do the public have to know about my private life? They're just jealous because I've got a big house! It's a bit shabby, but it's like Balmorral and manages to fit my needs ..."
Oh for a day in parliament with a scalpel baseball bat and huge ball of bailing twine!
(Oh for a day in parliament with a scalpel baseball bat and huge ball of bailing twine!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:33,
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hahaha, that was great...not sure if it's still up right now, but earlier in the week the HIGNFY with Brian Blessed, no, sorry, BRIAN BLESSED! was in iPlayer...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:34,
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Watched it on telly last Saturday night.Best Episode Ever!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:38,
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My ears are still ringinggood times.
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:58,
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Love the design work on the logoLooks like a fun children's program!
"Let's all ... have a guess!
Can you imagine where we're going next?
We're going for fun!
It's gonna be cool, dude!
That's right, everyone - it's the MINISTRY OF FOOD!"
("Let's all ... have a guess!
Can you imagine where we're going next?
We're going for fun!
It's gonna be cool, dude!
That's right, everyone - it's the MINISTRY OF FOOD!"
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:39,
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Sadly not mine,actual ration book :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:58,
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Yeah I figured.And you scrawled all over it, you vandal.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:03,
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*turns self in to the authorities* Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:04,
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What a silly cunt. Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:38,
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May I leave this here?
Not worthy of a new thread....
Woo to you sah!
XLVII .uk,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:50,
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Ha ha ha!Well worth it's own thread :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:02,
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Hahahahahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:03,
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*googles*Edit Blimey that looks like a cheery read.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:26,
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Arf*wonders how many people did a quick search on the book*
*Does quick search for the book*
*faps*
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:28,
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*Does quick search for the book*
*faps*
I'm kind of guessing it involves incest Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:28,
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and..."The story comes to a climax when Jack enters, apparently absent-mindedly, naked into Julie's bedroom."
Ooo Errr...
(Ooo Errr...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:57,
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Julie... he's your fucking brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o.O (Watched the Cement Garden today because of this thread... and maybe because of a little bit of peverse curiosity... but mainly I blame this thread *shakes fist at thread*)
Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:00,
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hahahahahahahahahaha! *CLICK*
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:29,
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hahahahahahhahahahah! gross....... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:32,
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AHHAHAHA!I remember seeing that as a teenager and wishing I had a fit sister...
...what?
(...what?
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:34,
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HahahahaYou just typed that out loud.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:39,
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Why is it always raining in your sister? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:04,
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haha! excellentI read that when I was about 10,
not a story you forget.
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:53,
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not a story you forget.
LOL!If they both came from Norfolk, there would be no problems :)
( betpet is the fun in dysfunctional,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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PfftWhen the world ends I want to be informed about it by a sign-wielding squirrel.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:33,
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Have you seen the new stationery?
Torn from an actual, proper piece of made-up Commons notepaper.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:53,
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i think this entire thread should be a compo entry(
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:54,
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agreed:D
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:56,
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And this one?(
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:56,
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I think I declare The Coast of Yemen to be the winner barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:11,
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HAHAHAHAHAThat's tops
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:57,
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Awesome thread.Simply awesome.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:58,
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Ahaha.Excellent :)
TJ: I'm trying to think of alternatives for the "My wife's gone on holiday" joke ... Any ideas? I have Jamaica, obviously, Jakarta, Alaska, Hungary (No, she just fancied a break), Israel (No, she went with Her Airways - that one's rough ...).
(TJ: I'm trying to think of alternatives for the "My wife's gone on holiday" joke ... Any ideas? I have Jamaica, obviously, Jakarta, Alaska, Hungary (No, she just fancied a break), Israel (No, she went with Her Airways - that one's rough ...).
Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:00,
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There was something on /links a while back...(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:12,
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Hahahahahahahahah"I went camping near Poole."
"In Dorset?"
"Yes, I would recommend it to anyone."
:D
("In Dorset?"
"Yes, I would recommend it to anyone."
:D
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:26,
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I still rate the 'small village on the Costa Brava' one barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:27,
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Haha, yes.Have we broken the site? It won't load any more.
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:30,
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Hahaha yes!Finally found that one...
I find the format of that site really quite irritating actually.
(I find the format of that site really quite irritating actually.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:37,
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Chile?no - warm and sunny
Haiti?
no - just normal everyday tea
Qatar?
no - just a runny nose
Uruguay?
yes - but my wife isn't
(Haiti?
no - just normal everyday tea
Qatar?
no - just a runny nose
Uruguay?
yes - but my wife isn't
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:12,
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I know a queerosexual that lives in Lancashire.Ramsbottom?
No, I think he takes it.
[Edit] All the jokes you'll ever need: shewentofherownaccord.com/
[Edit II] Beaten to it. :(
(No, I think he takes it.
[Edit] All the jokes you'll ever need: shewentofherownaccord.com/
[Edit II] Beaten to it. :(
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:16,
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Jakarta?/no, she took a bus is still my fave :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:17,
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Phuket?Do your own punchline here
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:20,
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Sardinia?No actually, I'm pretty up-beat about the whole thing.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:32,
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hahaha!I forgot about that
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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i have a list of b3ta's finest moments somewhereand most of the best images of the past 5 years backed up...
... because i am cool
(... because i am cool
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:57,
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Yeah. I know.Small caps would've been better, but I can't seem to get anything to work at the moment. I may correct it later, if I get the chance. And the ability.
Jokes, technique and all that jazz.
(Jokes, technique and all that jazz.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:01,
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Actual, proper piece of made-up Commons notepaper?Is that like "genuine artificial leather"?
( Ratsta,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:06,
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with real chocolate flavour Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:08,
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Yes. Exactly so.On a similar theme:
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:17,
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Wanking for coinsis a lovely turn of phrase.
Have some Cameron
(Have some Cameron
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:17,
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I think I'm gradually getting into the spirit of this compo...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:49,
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I'd buy that for a Dollar *edit* Nibs? I think it's Gill Sans Light
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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ah, so it isthey've condensed it a bit
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:54,
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standard pea from me
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:51,
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hahahah, WINNER!:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:54,
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Hahahaha I like this!Mr ineffective's background isn't quite white, by the way...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:51,
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Mr Silly has all the killer linesespecially in Mr Men Go On Holiday
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:52,
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Thursday, old buddy, I think we're gonna get along just fine.Lovely stuff.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:52,
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nice!Now I want to repost my Mr men, but can't or the websherrif will have my arse
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:05,
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Is that He Who Must Not Be Named?Prince
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:15,
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or Mr Smallas I called him
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:33,
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It may be comedybut I'm not laughing!
*shakes fist at Brown*
(*shakes fist at Brown*
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:49,
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"May the farce be with us"
Eat My Skillz.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:42,
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YUMwhere did you find them?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:48,
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I went rummaging through ninj's binsThat originally said "buns", which certainly isn't what I did!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:49,
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we can't fill a budget deficit of that magnitude Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:54,
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hahahahahathis is fantastic and I feel it says a lot about the way our cuntry is going. You have my vote.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:40,
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im getting redexI want monty goodness!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:40,
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this makes me thing ofThe THING
which is a good thing
nice work MM
(which is a good thing
nice work MM
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:41,
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boo redexor rather a red blob
edit: NOW I can see it and it is scarily good
(edit: NOW I can see it and it is scarily good
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:42,
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hahahahahahah! *fears* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:44,
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How did you get that from my thoughts? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:44,
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This makes me feel a bit sickAnd it looks a bit catnippppish!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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Nothing showing up for me eitherBut I'm sure it's ace.
EDIT - it's there now. And yes, it is ace.
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:58,
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EDIT - it's there now. And yes, it is ace.
Crivvens! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:58,
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hahahacouldn't see this before, looks like you rehosted it, very nice.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:08,
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arf..you cnut :DI did a lol
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:34,
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hahahahah! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:32,
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CardI got the M&S credit card to buy my forthcoming far-too-expensive long holiday. The day after I got it I maxed it out at Sta Travel. They just sent me through my M&S points.
Holiday for me + Mrs. Maneki: £1500
Reward points earned: £7
Seven fucking pounds? I'm going to working like a bitch to pay that fucker off, and the only head start they give me is seven pounds?!
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:56,
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Holiday for me + Mrs. Maneki: £1500
Reward points earned: £7
Seven fucking pounds? I'm going to working like a bitch to pay that fucker off, and the only head start they give me is seven pounds?!
Every little helps!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:32,
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wasp box is a nob! :D prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:37,
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hahahahaWhat's good to put in fields?
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:33,
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Move the fleet away from the Death Star! Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:17,
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you'll only get one shot at this admiral yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:22,
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right, OKHow far?
couple of mil?
(couple of mil?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:25,
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