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Liberty you say... what's that then?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:46, archived)

hahaha!

the hi-vis tab looks very fetching on her...

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enceladus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:48, archived)

Hahahahahhaha! They should have padded her feet too...

...but then again, they don't make Nikes in her size :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)

~~nikes~~
oxblood brougues

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)

Heh!

You get a click for the CCTV camera.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)

oi! you can't put that statue there, mate!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)

RAWR

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)

Hehehehe

And may I just J your T and wish everyone here a mighty good 'ning? Thanks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)

arf

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)

Jack the Twitter

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:31, archived)

*giggles*

Lovely stuff :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:36, archived)

Lol!

That Jack, he's such a card. *Follows*

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in vino veritas, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:39, archived)

ningles Veritable

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)

Hahaha!

The cad!

Morning muddyfunsters!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)

Ning Joe

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)

ningles bilbos

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)

Hahahahaha the scamp!

"Saucy Jack - he's a naughty one!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:41, archived)

Arf!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)

pffft :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)

hhahahahahah! absolutely fantastic :D

good nings to everyone! Christ almighty it's cold today...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)

*ding!*

Gay.

Ningles Mr Steve, Sir!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)

howdy doody, Mr V!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:50, archived)

that's a great start

to the day! I'd laugh more if it didn't hurt.

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enceladus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:46, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliant

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)

If i don't see this somewhere else i'd be very surprised

top stuff

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Love his expression.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)

fantastique

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)

Cadtastic!

On a related note, anyone recommend any combination of pen/paper that gives a good, 'solid' block of colour rather than a streaky streaky one?

(Danabnormal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)

haha excellent stuff!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)

An excellent nightcap.

Going to sleep soon with that image dominating my dreams; thank you very much.

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Felis Concolor, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

Unregulated Yankee capitalism

Click for bigger (129 kb)

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 7:42, archived)

no shark

etc

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 7:52, archived)

next time

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 7:55, archived)

No Stephen Gately pictoors? I came straight here when I heard the news...

Don't make me shop something terrible. I've waited a long time for Boyzone to start dying.

(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:15, archived)

try coming straight here yesterday

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:19, archived)

I've been busy

This weiner doesn't wax itself.

(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:22, archived)

Hahah, I love the way you've put hinges in

as if it would be unrealistic without them

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:23, archived)

:D Yes, I wanted no one to scratch heads wondering how it could possibly work

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:02, archived)

Then Bond drives his car over the ramp and the baddy is chasing

and he crashes into the dildo.
That's what happened.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)

But do they still work in cold weather?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:52, archived)

Snowplows stimulate them enough, yes

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)

mmm....salty

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)

O_o

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:58, archived)

all services suspended until further notice

i.e. when giant kitten wakes up

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:56, archived)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)

spent the weekend with my brother's family

that is Maggie, the youngest, asleep on my nephew's trains

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:01, archived)

Looks like it is still half asleep there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:03, archived)

Whoa

that looks like a creature with its own ideas about way things need to go down, and it doesn't feel like discussing it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:05, archived)

she's pretty neat

stripey spotty kitty
random breed but the mix of silver and brown ticking makes her look like a desert cat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:08, archived)

Mine's portable

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:23, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of my cat?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:25, archived)

More sherry, vicar?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:53, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:46, archived)

As I scrolled to this, Indesign fired up and my whole screen went white

A truly unsettling experience

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:17, archived)

Awww

Lovely cat is lovely.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 7:03, archived)

TJ - do I have to have to rewind to photoshop 7/8

to make imageready user-friendly again?
It's been ages since I milled with it, and CS2 is getting right on my perfectly formed tits.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 7:19, archived)

Cancelled: Arkangelle and Blaak Lung Iranian tour

(last-minute replacement)

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:50, archived)

Me nah deal wid dem fuckery dem, skeen?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:54, archived)

SKENG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:56, archived)

All the while dem depon di bashment

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)

Easy bwoy

me nah tek back nah talk.
I miss lodging at Mrs Black's in Willesden. CAN'T LEAVE DIRTY PLATE IN ROOM, IT BRING ANT AND RAT.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:10, archived)

Wise

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 7:59, archived)

how about a 'not worth its own thread' thread

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:20, archived)

I reckon I could get my whole head in there.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)

puh puh puh poker face

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d d, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)

soccer ball gag.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:28, archived)

Christ!

Is that the time?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:39, archived)

indeed

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:40, archived)

and

its time wonder if the first generation of Lovelump(mnsfw)is nearing the end of its lifespan

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:39, archived)

aww jesus!

wtf lol

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:41, archived)

its just so

wrong

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:46, archived)

I wonder if its dishwashable.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:49, archived)

Nah, just stick it in with the rest of the washing up

and let your missus do it.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:46, archived)

OMG

kickthebobo.com/erotech/FAQ.html

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:51, archived)

Now I'm scared.

DNA replication. Oh god.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:55, archived)

MY LUMP.

MY LUMP.
YOU LOVE MY LOVELY LUMP.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:18, archived)

Wow.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:51, archived)

it looks like a foot

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:52, archived)

That site

is fucking brilliant.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:57, archived)

GC says no on /links

this needs a larger audience...

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:03, archived)

it is gc

about 6 years so no one will remember =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:15, archived)

Aha

worth bringing out of the cupboard, then.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:18, archived)

aye, am glad the sites still there =)

Have a daring squirrel escape

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:21, archived)

Hmmmm

he seems part honey badger.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:36, archived)

33secs...I'M CLIMBING THIS TREE TO EAT THAT FUCKING COBRA, OK?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:37, archived)

fuck yeah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:09, archived)

single reactive appendage

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:57, archived)

Visceral Ganglion

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:00, archived)

woah!

I want to see the dude who has like twenty of these in different colours hanging on his wall

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:18, archived)

This is where I hang my lovelumps

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:21, archived)

The one with the goldfoil

I got secondhand from a Mr E.John

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:22, archived)

Huh,

now there's a thing.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)

I just came across this

I'm going through old pictures. I was originally putting things together to actually do something new to my site, but I've gotten sidetracked for the millionth time.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:54, archived)

she reminds me of Ally Sheedy's character in 'The Breakfast Club'

edit: or Björk

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:59, archived)

I think someone said Bjork before too.

I think it's the posture as much as the face.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:03, archived)

She looks like she's just dropped the knife

and snapped out of the rage.
Sexy, in other words.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:08, archived)

I just found this

chestofbooks.com/health/hypnosis/Hypnotism-Lessons/Objects-Used-To-Attract-Attention.html
The photos, especially the third one, are fantastic, the text is just bizarre, and the Monty Python-sounding heading rounds it off nicely.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:15, archived)

Top find

"The fakirs of India sometimes rivet the attention upon snakes which they permit to stupidly move about a circle." Bloody fakirs.
If I had the cash, I'd spend lots of it on weird Victorian books...

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:22, archived)

ahhhhahh great find

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:52, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)

yeah well I suppose that would be the classy thing to do

most woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:11, archived)

He's a sneaky fucker, Jonathan Pryce

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:13, archived)

Now, cluck like a chicken!

Nice.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:15, archived)

I was looking for pictures of people singing earlier

I wanted to shop the mouths roughly over each other and swap them out really fast.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:01, archived)

HEEEEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:15, archived)

Ey up

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Lherkin, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)

Needs more monocle

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Grampa, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:54, archived)

...O_-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:03, archived)

village people ooo aaaarrrr

Click for bigger (69 kb)

(grotpig, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:41, archived)

I'm actually afraid to listen to this.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:59, archived)

Ostentatious but portable

(with a flatbed truck)

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)

Scotch works fast!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:34, archived)

Hahaha--you have way too much time on yer hands

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:48, archived)

it took me about 4 minutes to do that... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:55, archived)

two girls one toilet bowl

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:49, archived)

see why i miss you?!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:55, archived)

I always preferred Betty to Wilma

too much of a Lucille Ball thing going on there

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:07, archived)

oh yeah...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:27, archived)

wrong, wrong, wrong

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)

Hahahaha

that's seriously messed up

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:04, archived)

BARNEY RUBBLE, YOU'RE ONE LUCKY MAN

ooh la LA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 5:23, archived)

I'm considering rubbing one out to that

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 8:42, archived)

"Holy Mary Mother of God!"

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)

Had to...

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 7:05, archived)

good god!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)

HAHAHAHA!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)

heh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bObItmxAGc

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elbow, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)

haha!

also:

turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/10/lolafrica.jpg

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)

why pastors always shoving burger king up our asses gronkpan?!

WHY DON'T THEY JUST EAT THEIR FOOD???!!!

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elbow, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)

the currency of Uganda is the shilling

currently trading at US$0.000524

www.monitor.co.ug/artman/publish/regional-special/Pastor_Kiwewesi_denies_sodomy_allegations_72442.shtml

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)

*clicks*

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)

Hahahaha

superp.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:10, archived)

7 Shape ... My Favourite Artist.

7-Shape Vector Chuck Close (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)

Do some boobies!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)

If I ever have any money again

I'll buy a t-shirt - I quite fancy Charles Darwin and/or Dali. Have you thought about selling prints and posters though? I'd rather have a few of these to hang on my wall than to wear.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)

Mmm, this^^

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)

Yeah I can put them all up as prints and canvases on Redbubble

if you want ... not a problem. Just tell me what you want and I'll sort it. Gaz me with which ones you want me to put us as print /poster

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)

Woo-hoo!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)

well fuck that's really good.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)

Surely this has Been Done.

(beerMatt, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)

Have you ever been electrocuted by a clock radio?

I haven't.

(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)

Yes

Which is freakier that you asked!...

(beerMatt, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)

Ogle is good. And Gargoyle

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)

bogle bogle

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Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)

I did this but I don't really know what you were going for.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)

Same Idea

Yours is better!

(beerMatt, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)

For the time it took to make that fucking O uppercase I'm not sure it was worth it :)

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)

I figured it would take a while,

So I just cut out bits instead :P

(beerMatt, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)

Glooge

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)

This ^

Wow!

*applauds*

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:18, archived)

And Gaggle

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LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)

yup, in a way for a T shirt

www.b3ta.com/board/8111938

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:07, archived)

(O) (O)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)

DEAL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)

before I try to escape from your wardrobe

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Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)

maddies revenge?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)

ZZZzzzZZZ

zzzZZZzzz

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)

Wake up and go to sleep.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)

. . . huh . . . what's that sound . . . mfmfmfmf///////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)

SURPRISE ELBOW!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)

||||||||||||||||SCRUNCH|||||||||||||||

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)

Ha ha...Feel the pain!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)

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elbow, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)

Did you enjoy my radio, Elbow?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)

Low

F
T
W

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elbow, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)

ALSO

i am on an inexplicable reich kick.

i blame string theory.

ed:

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1063068236665537969&hl=undefined#

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elbow, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)

Sacred Reich.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)

Keith Fullerton Whitman's Multiples would go well with Reich.

If you like Low, you might like Codeine.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)

shit, i haven't listened to codine for ages

i'll have to throw them in the mix.

i'm diggin a lot of this americana folk ambient shiznaz as well...

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elbow, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)

SUP DOWG

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elbow, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)

Not much...just practicing my Lurker-retracting skills... :D... :D... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)

I AM A GAY FISH

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elbow, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)

All fish are gay.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)

tru dat

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elbow, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)

Think I'll go get drunk...the board's too slow for me...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 2:46, archived)

Pretty girl.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)

i think so!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)

i can't stay logged in...i can't edit anything... teh atomic iz broken.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)

O_o

I don't know whether to be turned on or scared to death!

Seems like one of those you wouldn't mind a massively passionate encounter with, and sod the feeling that she'd rip your head off and drink the blood afterwards.

(Cloudane, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)

She doesn't scare me...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)

oh hai creepy chan

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)

You go to bed...it's getting late.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)

Might be a while. In the mean time...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)

...you'll be sitting on the post?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)

The opposite was more what I was thinking.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)

would

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)

Get in line!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)

Have a thing I designed :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)

lovin the fiend skull

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)

Thanksss

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)

it's true

i try not to exit my car whilst on the turnpike, the smell of exhaust is prevalent no matter where one goes, even inside buildings.

I don't actually think it's from all the cars passing through, I think it's just the collective odor of New Jerseyans lifting their arms.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)

Hahahahah

Not ALL of us smell bad. I don't.
I think we are just the Toxic Waste state, not the Garden State at all. Never even seen a farm here before... :p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)

Unfortunately for the rest of us, a lot of so-called "Jersey Girls" have taken a liking to Maryland universities and have become a staple of frat parties

the room awash in a sea of orange (the fruit) colored skin and platinum blonde hair. not a single one a sane man would put his cock in, but that's what they invented alcohol for, now isn't it?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

Ugh.

Guidettes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

It's probably like body odor. You don't notice it, out-of-staters can't stand it but they're far too polite to tell you.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

I AIN'T NO GOD DAMN SONOFABITCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)

*is listening to that song*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

I should probably buy this set

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3XQxQbHxss

catchy as fuck

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

i downloaded that whole boxset, the different session takes are great but theres not alternative version of last caress or all hell breaks loose

apart from samhains all hell breaks loose

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)

..YOU BETTER THINK IT ABOUT IT BABY!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

Keep it dirty in ->

Anchor radiation Misfits biohazard NJ.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)

Anchor is The Bouncing Souls.

They're from 'round 'ere.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)

Some sort of depression help group?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

i gotta be me, baby and

you gotta be youuu

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

something isn't right, but i know i love youuuuu

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

i only want what's best!

(I don't know - is this some sort of a test?)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

yeah and you're failing! all we do is bickerrrrr

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bouncing_Souls

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

I don't understand.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE TTSSATTSR

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)

Maybe that's why he doesn't understand it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)

Now I understand art completely, but I haven't a clue what I like...

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)

Look at thing I copied. x]

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)

i ha'd and i ha'd and i ha'd a little more in sequence

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Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)

Have you recycled that duck?

Ducks puking radioactive puke = future FPS foe.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)

Ducks aren't PET and cannot be recycled.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)

I think I've seen that duck before?

Please assure me I haven't because that'd mean I'm seeing the future and that'd be cool.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)

No, I just drew that duck. I can only do ducks standing up, facing right, from the side. Hence they all look the same.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)

Oh okay.

Bless your artistic limitations, Ttss :)

I was looking through some pictures that you made and there were some drawings of ladies and they were fucking good. True story.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)

DON'T COMPLIMENT HIM HE CAN'T HANDLE IT

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Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)

Wooaaaah WWOOOAaaa WWWWOOOOOAAAAH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)

I feel terrible.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)

I did a couple of good ones once, but not anymore.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)

there it is

look at that self hatred

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Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)

I'm sorry Ttss, I won't again.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)

I don't get what was wrong with Jersey in the first place.

It's a nice little island. Why did you have to make a sequel?

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)

Hahahahahah

:D

Hate to spoil the surprise, btw, but your postcard is the ORIGINAL of this. LIKE ZOMG.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

FUCK.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

Sorryyyyy.
But feel special. You get the ORIGINAL. A Kk original, dude. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

It's pretty cool, actually.

But it's the wrong way up! I only have space for a sideways one! I'm gonna need to redo the whole thing now.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)

:[ :[ :[

Shit

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)

Haha, it's cool.

I like it a lot but I don't think you're going to get it officially sanctioned by your state any time soon.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)

Hahahaha

But it's better than the fuckin' 'Greetings from the Jersey Shore' ones. They don't even tell you it's a shit hole. :p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)

Welcome to New Jersey:

We Breathe Smog Due to Years of Exposure to Various Forms of Radiation, Giving Us Special Smog Lungs. Enjoy Your Visit!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)

A what now?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

A thing

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)

biohazard warning everyone abandon NJ

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Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

Seems as though we should.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)

Anchor with tits.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)

Heart and city dude.

NY skyline like you can see from here.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)

Still looks like tits popping out of it's top.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)

A toxic wonderland for the whole family.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)

Hahahaha

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)

I'd like this to be the title and artwork of the next Bruce Springsteen record.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)

Hahahahaha

:D :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)

have a pea, i turned into a martian

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)

I see two peas.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)

: D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)

Keeping it dirty in NJ is too easy.

You guys need to set stretch goals, like keeping it slightly cleaner than Gary, Indiana.

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Shiksa, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)

Hahahahaha

Okk

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)

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dunk3d, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)

Nice.

(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)

this is good.

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)

I had to think about this one

and decided that this is good

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)

Awight dudes.

(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)

Hey, Hol.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)

hahahaha

this is clickworthy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)

*clicky*

but i clicked because im a nerd! :-D

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)

pffffffffft

WE ARE TALKING JAPE OF THE DECADE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)

But it's not even April!

(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)

Good one. Clicked it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)

his head flickers when I scroll

*ker-like*

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zog why change it now?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 3:28, archived)

Best of both worlds

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:42, archived)

WOLF 359!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)

it took them a while but they finally pulled it off

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)

They pulled it off?

I guess that explains the white stuff coming out the top.

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chulk607, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)

: D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)

you get a click for effort woo and yay

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)

thx

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)

Getting the train would take longer

also: why does sheffield look lik it's on fire?

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)

What's wrong with that?

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chulk607, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)

Sheffield is mostly on fire

wheely bin fire are a constant source of heat ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)

must be a big wheelie bin full of fags :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)

Normally,

Trying to dispose of Stephen Gateley.

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)

Guythatdiedmind.

EDIT: GREAT NOW I MAKE NO SENSE.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)

*emigrates*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)

I wouldnt be so hasty to emigrate...

For me, that would involve a Wolverhampton many, many times larger.

I don't think the human mind is meant to deal with such things.

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chulk607, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)

yes, but i don't want to live in

an england attacked to america :(

bugger it, i'm off for foods.
'bye all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)

oooh, i seee

Stick/Wrong end kinda deal here. Sorry.

I think my brain is going wrong, I just ate an entire terrys chocolate orange. Have mercy on my soul/stomach.

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chulk607, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)

Attack of the 50ft baked potato stand

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)

Haha, sounds about right.

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chulk607, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)

A few tectonic nukes and we're sorted

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)

haha

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)

I can see Chernobyl.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)

*puts pants back on*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)

I can't believe you did that. That's low, man. Real low.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)

Why should you avoid Ukrainian pants?

Chernobyl fallout.

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zoldergoose, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)

Uncool, dode.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)

But it combines two of your greatest interests, the Chernobyl disaster and puns.

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zoldergoose, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)

i wanna go to Quoland now

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)

You missed a bit

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Tagnut loves pies, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)

Dodgy remakes would be even worse

Since I moved to Battersea I see at least one of these every day, and it always looks like this in my head (except better shopped, obviously)

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De nada adan eD, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)

the taking of peckham 345?

great film

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)

Haha nicely

Good shoppage.

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chulk607, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)

Carter USM

had a song called the Taking of Peckham

I'm going to look for it on you tube and nostalge for a while

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)

That Nobel Committee Decision Process in Full

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)

You forgot the bit about token gestures regarding nuclear weapons.

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chulk607, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)

bravo

i pissed my self laughing when they announced that Obama got the prize.
for fucks my mind bollocks it wins a prize, for peace, no.
Still it was invented by the guy that invented blowy up things

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)

lol what's obama done for the world

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)

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zoldergoose, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)

Hahaha baby

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)

Pffffft!

Absolutely perfect.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)

Day!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)

Half an hour of it left.

Thank you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)

Happy b3taday again.

:-)

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)

I will say thank you again then.

[/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)

fucking top :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)

Very clever

I like that

(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)

you have to wonder what those norwegians were drinking that night

..would they have presented it to Hitler & Chamberlain after the Munich agreement?

(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)

more like oBOMBa am i rite?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)

WWOOAAAAHH.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)

LOL

i no rite

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)

Is candidate at least 50% black?

/lolitics

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)

Wonder if I can win the Nobel Prize for Literature?

I've been talking about writing a book for a while.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)

ha! :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)

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Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)

You given up masturbating?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)

Yeah

I re-dundid it sober

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Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)

Image Challenge grammar check

Is it If America were still British or should it be was?

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Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)

"Were" is correct

It's the subjunctive mood indicating possibility or something theoretical (nothing to do with plural or singular, in other words).

Are you glad you asked? :)

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)

this

plus the full title of the country (as a Yank I know delights in reminding us) is the United States of America, thereby being a plural, in which case were is perfectly correct

seriously, he had a big rant on another forum over brits using the term "America" because "America" doesn't exist

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)

reposting cunt

at least you spelt interest right this time

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)

I throw myself at your mercy

have you two been on all day?

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Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)

nope

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)

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