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# This took ages
(ormondroyd, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)
# What a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Should have watermarked it really
for when the Fail nicks it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# i was gonna release the shitworms,...but they might get too excited!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Get 'em out
- the eating one's my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# O.K., let's clean up that pile now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# YAY!
Shitworms nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# nom nom
"all you can eat" buffet:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# He thought they had all forgotten...

Surprise, mate!
(bovine intervention, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# haha bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# He died on his Birthday?... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# alternate ending
Kirk sr has beer from girly paper cups. The end - supplies! :-D
(bovine intervention, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# The world is full of supplizes...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Ah, join the dots!
CDC Enterprise

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# .................................................................................................................bit of a stretch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I'm afraid so
although that is my first CDC. Feel privileged.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# She's pretty hot, for a conservative...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Nice melons
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
# melons!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# lohraw ydna!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Hmmm...
Methinks she took the pic whilst looking in the mirror.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# melons nice
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# !egami esrever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Again...
That's how the silly twit tweeted it.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Sell it all you bastards....just sell it all....
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I wonder if the shop
that sells "closing down sale" posters closes down, will it put posters in the windows?

/paradoxical!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# you made my brain hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# AAAARH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# They'll spray it on with that snow in a can stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# oh, and...


ah crap - this was supposed to go as a reply to atomic. arses.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# In the ceiling of the gents' in a certain Edinburgh pub
is a square hole about 50cm x 50cm. We determined they have a Ceiling Tiger and it's watching, waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# which pub?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Meadow Bar on Buccleuch Street
Got a tiger trap?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I use my teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# There's more than one?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Of course
How else are Scots meant to binge-drink to the detriment of health and society?

HIGNFY just started!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I meant world wide!
There's more than one is Scotland?!

*alarms*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# nevermind
it made me spit peanuts at my screen anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha
i'm so glad she's finally getting some comeuppance. I believe I heard her radio 5(?) show a while ago where she came across as a complete cunt when going on about the mmr vaccine.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# oh Jesus christ is she the same one?
Mr Goldacre, I believe, destroyed her with a Science Laser from orbit. Only a good pelting with eggs and rotten fruit can bring justice, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# yes, i think so...
I could be wrong, but I have a strong feeling it was her.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# ah it's not her
Jeni Barnett is the prize-winning fool you were thinking of

www.badscience.net/2009/02/legal-chill-from-lbc-973-over-jeni-barnetts-mmr-scaremongering/
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# well, she's a retard as well
too many retards, not enough SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
# agreed
we need to build a Science Laser that can zap the 'tards - or at least the ones with influence. Silently and painlessly.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I'm more for the slow, loud, painful death, myself
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Pedant mode
Dr. Goldacre ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just squeeze this in here then,
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# She does have a wierd face
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# oh yes
click
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# perfect!
a perfect fit for the compo and the news...
(click)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yes!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha
well played
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Oops
posted from the laptop, logged in as Kk, but the comment was from mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Cheers lovely people!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# this really is quite good
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# She's a communist as well!?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# This gets my compo vote
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Amen to that
The only difference between her and a bucket of shit......
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Fucking genius
Compo can close now...
(french, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Good good GOOD work
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I'm glad she wrote her column.
Sometimes something wrong is needed, in order to make people realise that a correction in our attitudes has happened over a length of time.

All of a sudden we're all realising that homophobia isn't something we're happy with.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I have to check the Daily Mail every day
To make sure I don't have to put out statements to calm members of the general public who phone my company in a state of panic.

I agree that it takes something like her article, vile offensive rant to remind me that this paper tawdry hate filled rag isn't as reasonable as it pretends to be. It does lull you into a false sense of security mind you, combining stories that are designed to get even sad old lefties like me indignant, with truely offensive crap that then just washes over you un-noticed.
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# shame it's the case, but you're right
and the outpouring of bile in her direction yesterday was heartwarming. Personally I hope the fail don't retract her column, if they do that then in future they can deny its existence far too easily. I think a couple of days in the stocks for her is the best thing, if she loses her job someone else, even more vile (Kelvin McKenzie maybe) will just take over, and she'd end up working somewhere else pretending none of it had happened
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# oh thanks!...
...she's kinda cute in a MILF kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# She does seem to look better upsidedown.
I'm not sure what this says about me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# She looks good gagged too (see below)...
...TMI, i know!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# she looks like blears
or one of those cabinetty women.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Who's Jan Moir?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Jan Moir is an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# No Julie Moult is an Idiot
Jan Moir is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# You're underestimating her ability to be an idiot and a cunt, simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Jan Moir did write all this shite, and she's patently a cunt
but she doesn't have a direct conduit to publication, everyone who came in contact with this story before publication at the Mail deserve to lose their jobs. It's disgusting that things like this regularly make it into print, when there are so many people who just accept this shit because it's written on a newspaper, therefore, it must be true and ought to be the way they should think. Jan Moir is particularly dangerous, as she does not leave any space for discussion in her articles or opinions and writes like she is stating fact and that everyone is a retard if they can't see how obviously correct she is, when in truth, she has no fucking inkling of the truth behind her statements.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I wouldn't say everyone.
Just her and her editor. The IT guy who updates the website doesn't have a say in what get's put there. Any more so than the guy who loads the van does about what is printed in the newspaper.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# haha
yes, i meant the chain of command above her and in my rantiness, did not make this clear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Fair enough.
In that case, yes.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Daily Fail "journalist"
Who says Stephen Gately died of natural causes because he was a bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Oh my!
What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# and also
edit: nope she is not Jeni Barnett

www.badscience.net/2009/02/legal-chill-from-lbc-973-over-jeni-barnetts-mmr-scaremongering/
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I wish she was.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# .................ICE CREAM!!!.................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Where's the worms :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Check the compo section!... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# ICE CREAM YAY!
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# What is better?...(besides women that is).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# absolutely nothing on the planet
not even the internet

*thinks hard*

nope. icecream is supreme.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Who don't love ice cream?!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# everyone love ice cream!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Juan Cornetto
and a choc ice please:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Get back in line...wait your turn!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM,
WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM,
WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM,
WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM,
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# no children allowed!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# YES
in germany, they eat ice cream all year round, even in winter, in the street, where it's often colder than -10.

Crazy germanz!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# The women got big breasts!... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Pomes?!...Pomes!!...
...(ha ha- from The Wall)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey homes, what up ese?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hey pendejos!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Hey dude,
Trick r Treat has just downloaded, after you mentioned it last night. IT BETTER BE GOOD GABRON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# trust me ;P

there's a moment in the house that involves a shotgun..you'll wet yourself :D

couldn't stop chuckling at it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# qué pasa cholo
edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7KRVA6_0U4&feature=PlayList&p=5FE65A85E64002F3&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=30
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# haha yea that's it!...you wanna job huh? :D
love their films..had them all till some cunt stole them :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# your rims iis loco papi
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# arf...beep beep
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# hahahaha
pimp ass sheeit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Magnificent!
*click*

Alt-compo is full of win!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I hope he gets a flat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] plant alternate compos early.....and reap the rewards
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# lovely crop
could win a prize at the village fete
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# what a beaut!

*clickens*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Plant a late crop now under glass for a bumper Christmas harvest
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Haha, nicely done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# We sow the seed,nature grows the seed
/Neil
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Lovely, I want a packet
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# ha ha...you make everything possible!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hee!
Very nice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Wait, there's a video game??
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Jan Moir is a Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I understand there's a gay video game involving Jan Moir
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# where Jan Moir gets totally fruity
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# and Jan Moir bums Steven Gately to death
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Is it called,
JAN MOIR?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I think it involves Jan Moir and felching
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Is it Gears of Moir?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorribllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# WASPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# "Well it's obvious it wasn't for a game of canasta."
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# It's well known that gay men can't play canasta.
Nor can they swim. And they nudge you when you're shooting; they get up late; they demand to be seated at the Captain's table. They 'muck about'.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I thought he was bummed to death by a Bulgarian.
Probably as part of some labyrinthine plot to get into Britain and claim the dole.

I'm surprised she didn't mention Bulgarians' penchant for poison-tipped umbrellas as being a factor in his death.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Jan Moir thinks black people were involved
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# If this Bulgarian marries Gately's partner and gets a British passport out of it
maybe we will owe her an apology.

It's a big 'if' though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Reminds me of the term "Santorum"...
Have an otter with Alan Moore's hair and beard. For no apparent reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# beard's are great (when they don't get too long and start itching), I'm growing one to look like Tony Stark for a house warming party where everyone's going in fancy dress, I got a chest light, just need to make a hand blaster light
have my favourite beard creation:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I grew one like Gerard Butler's in 300.
Didn't suit me at all. I still defiantly kept it for a year though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# aww
bless him
(JoePesky, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Sexual intercourse with a woman?
"I cunted her last night"?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# yes and apparently
calling a woman a cunt is offensive but not when used for someone you find disagreeable
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# "I had an arguement with steve last night, he's a bit of a cunt" ?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hmm, I wasn't offended by that at all
perhaps the definition stands!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# it's true, Steve IS a cunt
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Oh come on, yes he can be a bit of an arse
but is he really a cunt. I mean, I know there was that time he raped Mr Jones' dog, but that was a one off
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# haha Jan Moir is less useful than a cunt
mine is definitely no Jan Moir :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# RAMJOIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Huh?
what does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# It's Redsushi's text equivalent
of his sexface
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# This^^^^
Also, it is an anagram of Jan Moir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# What a cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hahahah!
on the PPC, they now have a special link on the "make a complaint" page dedicated to Jan Moir....

www.pcc.org.uk/complaints/process.html


/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fuck yeah :D

Democracy 1 - Bigotry 0

But it still doesn't change the fact that Paul Dacre, the man who allowed the article to be printed, is the head of the organistation to which the complaints are made.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Server's too busy right now

Will submit one later this evening though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Yeah, I played that game...
...i didn't win though... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
# when in rome...

evening
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I have done this.
I did it as a banner for the top of 4rthur, for obvious reasons.

Since anything I do is awesome, this must be slightly awesome, just by association and as such worthy of praise.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Bugger,
it was on Warren's Anus and, as such, is lost forever.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# ah warren's anus
how we soiled you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# 4thur on the other hand
was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I miss it a little,
although I am happier in my new home.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I imagine your new home to be
somewhat akin to a hedgehog box
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# completely coincidental
but i beleive you , great minds and all
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Go on, do an Orange Order Paisley
hopper

Dare you
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# but it's all peace and love in Norn Irn now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Good one
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# this actually hoppened
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Spacehopperiness!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# there's a mistake, though...
... it should be 150km, not 5km. :-)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# You idea thieving bastard! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Serves me right for going for such an obvious image
Doh! Fight you for the rights.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Meh,
Click this and I will forgive you ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9743140
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Cheap whore
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# A Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Heh
no points for spotting that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Must be a law against that?
But clicked sir.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# *grabs rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# BOING BOING BOING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# The world needs more bouncing things.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# on their way to the local billaboing no doubt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# That would be fun to see!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] If we still ruled the Yanks


Click for bigger (181 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! bfrposh No Comment, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Compo it!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# your too late man!
though as this compo is a tad poor (with exceptions) you're excused.

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Challenge is still open though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# If we still ruled the Yanks
I see no trilby , umbrella or copy of the Telegraph.

Its true , the moon landings were faked.
(Kurashima, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mefEKqzq8cg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Yay for the Mooooon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# we're a lot better at "fakin'it"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Raaaar!
"

I'm sure someone can do a lot better than this, but the compo isn't floating my boat so messed about with the mad woman.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Jan Moir is an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Jan Moir is an idiot - I concur
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Oh
You mean, that ShitCunt, Jan Moir?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Personally,
I think she is worse than Julie Moult, so should be upgraded to Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Sounds fair to me.
Jan Moir is a Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Do you know who else is a disgrace?
Hedgehog from Hell, he makes me sick!

www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=149052084541&ref=ts
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# If he has any sense he will gather what dignity he has left
and announce his decision to retire from public life.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I hope so!
The man is a menace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# It's about time something was done.
Someone tell twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I don't have a twitter,
but I will totally join up if you tweet me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Julie Moult is just an idiot.
she doesn't understand the internet. That in itself is no sin. Pretend like you do when you have an audience of people who take you seriously is. It's still not as bad as saying Stephen Gately was bummed to death and he deserved it (or words to that effect).
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# But you, down the board,
implied that everyone in the entertainment industry is a junkie.

/stokingthefireblog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# No,
I was saying that if you are going to jump to silly unfounded conclusions, that one has more mileage to it and that people in the entertainment industry are more likely to encounter drugs than the average man on the street. That doesn't mean that they all use drugs, or that even most of them use drugs. I see what you're doing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# How?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I read the papers
I know what these celebrity parties are like. Everyone's doing coke off Fiona Bruce while Sophie Ellis-Bexter is hosting a gangbang in the corner and William Rees-Mogg stares in through the window forlornly as the snow starts to fall.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I wish I could go to one.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!
YOU WEREN'T THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Yeah, but it's a social contract innit?
Being included in sweeping generalisations that stop just short of people saying you were bummed to death and deserved it is part of the price they pay for fame.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# That does raise an interesting debate.
Does one, by virtue of being famous, which, up until recently meant you were "good" at something, preclude the right to privacy? And myself, as a member of the public from having privacy from their some times sordid antics?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Oh I'm all in favour of privacy.
But I think we have the right to make sweeping generalisations about celebrities. It's different when you start targeting individual celebrities. I'd say it's okay for me to say they're all snorting coke 24/7. It's not okay for me to say that Connie Huq is snorting coke 24/7. You see the difference.

It comes down to the whole 'rock star' mythos. I don't want to live in a world where there aren't some people living a wild coke-fueled life at celebrity parties, even though it's not a lifestyle I'd want to live. But I don't need to know the identities of the individuals involved. It's enough comfort to know that, in a gloomy world of recession and such, someone is having a rollocking good time somewhere, even if it's not me. To me, that's their social function.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# what did you change?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I made
her tail longer! LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# She has a tail and she is a female
then she should have aids or have died suddenly or something!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Only immigrants have tails
So she is stealing your future pension and will live to be 120, on benefits and the NHS. /Mail Blog
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Do you know why I hate this?
Well I'll tell you; I hate it because it looks like she's in a dino suit, instead of having an actual dino body.
There.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# You got served.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
How about this for a compo idea?
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post542783
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Litigationlols!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I like how here tweed jacket/cardigan/whatever garment that is
blends into the dinosaur's hide. Excellent.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# As I say,
I know you lot could have done it better. But thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I couldn't.
I can draw boats though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Then you can do more than I


This post had the reply: "This is shit, I mean really shit. But at least she tried."

I might use that as an epitaph.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Oh.
That's better than my boats. It's got top gallants and everything.

:(

You couldn't just let me have one bloody thing, could you!?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Go on....
*worries*

Edit DOH see what you mean now. I must dye my hair back..
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Now with added exclamation mark for extra clarity

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# i've never read her stuff, i avoid the daily mail like the plague
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
# affirmative:.........news just in that Jan Moir* is indeed an idiot
*as seen on teh interwebz:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Do you think she does anal?
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I keep hearing about press gags...why cant we vote on who gets gagged?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] nibbler
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Is the such a thing as "Compo Fatigue"?
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Yes.
Yes there is.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# yes


/first repost in years blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# only 2 letters seperate
compo to compost:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
# And it feels a lot like the proverbial 'ring sting'.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty compo for all the Mancs
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Banal
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# TJ - This Jan Moir business
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't Jan Moir the one who pissed off a b3tard over supposedly "hacking Google" or something a while back? Or was that a different Daily Mail reporter. I'm sure I remember something along the lines of a 'Jan Moir is a cunt' thing going on.

To the pic - I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# different one
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# T'was another two-bit Dailymail hack
called Julie Moult
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Julie Moult is an Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9747643
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9747648
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)
# LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Julie Moult is an Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Dulie Mould is a indort.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# YOUR A IDIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# NO :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# WEARS MY IDIOT?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# UV LOST IT? UR STUPEND!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:52, archived)
# DIS SHIT AINT NO LAFFIN MATURE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# im sry
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
# ITS WIV DA AYNJILS

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# N ANGLE MOLEESTD ME N I LIKD IT!"!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I would pay to see that
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Jan Moir is an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Today
www.liberalconspiracy.org/2009/10/16/jan-moir-in-the-daily-mail-sickening-homophobia/
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I like Stephen Fry's comment:
"I gather a repulsive nobody writing in a paper no one of any decency would be seen dead with has written something loathsome and inhumane."

www.guardian.co.uk/media/pda/2009/oct/16/jan-moir-stephen-gately-facebook-twitter
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# The Guardian is for sandle-wearing, muesli-eating, patchouli-smelling-of, hippies.
I feel sad because my parents read the Daily Mail. They have done for decades. It's never been a good paper, but ten years ago it wasn't quite as hate-filled as it is now. As far as I know, my parents don't hate anyone. They've certainly never expressed any such sentiments. I think they just really really like Princess Di though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# ^ this with a fucking bell on
Except if I actually read newspapers; I'd read the Guardian.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
# The Times.
All the broadsheets are pretty good for the actual news. It's only the columns and opinions sections where they really differ. I like a few of the Times' columnists, although I have to balance that against the fact that William Rees-Mogg has a column and he makes my knuckles itch.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Why does William Rees-Mogg anger you?
Oh you just said you can't remember, sorry. I was busy reading about him to find possible reasons. He's kind of pro-drugs, if that helps.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9747718
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# He's got a bloody annoying name
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Seems to be about the size of it.
Fair enough.

His daughter is called Annunziata.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Maybe that was what angered me.
No, no I don't think it was. Oh well. It's well established that I hate him now, so there's no going back.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# The only newspaper I read is the Guardian Online.
And the only bit of it I read is Charlie Brooker's column.

I don't want any facts getting in the way of my opionions, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# My parents read the Times.
I don't read enough papers to know where this places them on the political spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# The Times is,
and always has been, right smack in the centre. No paper is without a political agenda, but the Times seems to have someone representing every political agenda there is, so it seems fair.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I did Scunthorpe
but I don't get it :(

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Heh Heh
BRILLIANT.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Cunhp?
I don't get it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Haahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Classic.
The old ones are the oldest.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# That happens once a day anyway by some "jovial" homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# As a Lancastrian,
and a gay, I find this deeply offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# In which role do you find it most offensive?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Well
The sign at the other end of Canal Street actually has the letters painted off/over
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# yay......... CHORTLE ST.
best of all the streets
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# This week I 'aaave been mostly stealing jokes.
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Never Mind the Buzzcocks?
Nicely stolen!
(AMadDayYes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Aye!
next: La roux satsuma


*BAM*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# :D
(AMadDayYes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# ooh noes!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# OH YEEEAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# The episode with Rhod Gilbert made me laugh like a fuck.
The latest one didn't. But I did Google The Veronica's.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# See, Rhod is a professional comedian
Alex James is not, but I bet he makes a good fucking cheese.
I have no interest in The Mighty Boosh, but everything else Noel
Fielding does makes me piss my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Oh noes!
Now I is all sads for the lil babybels.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Well that should keep the poisonous cow quiet, now if we can just keep her away from a keyboard....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] le redaction
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# MARSEILLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Bingo!
you win £1,000,000.00 too
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# now do Scunthorpe
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I got that in really quick on day one:
.
click for s****horpe
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# bRIStol?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# 30-second groan job.

Filename for the easily bored.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Quick question, internet
I have a bit of a phlegmy cold. Should I swallow the stuff that drips down the back of my throat, or spit it out?

I mean, medically.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Personally,
and as sick or wrong as this may sound, I often swallow it. As an asthmatic, I tend to get terribly wheezy when I have anything like a chesty cough so the phlegm seems to supress it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# swallow it
it'll be digested by your stomach juices
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Wikipedia says it's OK to swallow.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Archives/Science/2009_July_27
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Yeah right.
It also says the world is round.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Keep it and play with it
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I was going with pillar of Islam
Still though - spang
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ^ this
the actual one is better though
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I hate Hezbollard!
They're as bad as the Fucking Pole-astinians!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# No match for Hammers

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# LOLCAS NEILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# BollardNinja!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# bollardy hell
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *waits for it to turn into spaceyhopper*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# it does at about the 4 minutes 37 mark
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# You can't say that to me!
I'll WATCH it now!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# KEVIN SPACEY WOBBLY FACEY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Eeeep!
That gives my head a tummy ache....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# The latest in personal satisfaction; taylored to women's needs... The all new SPACEY-VIBRATOR™
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edit: oooh, time to escape the office, bye ya all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# fears
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Lovely blink action
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Kevin Spacky lols!
Nicely HT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Spacey's Face's all over the Place!
Very nice gif work Mr T
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)

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