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# Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# LOL
That last frame needs more croissant ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ROFLcation
ROFLcation!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *click*
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# LOLZ!
excellent
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# this has 'I like this!' clicked all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the woo is strong in this one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# "When possible, turn around..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# my mum would love this
im not joking
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# look what I got 4 for a pound, buy 4 get 4 free!
what are they?

I don't know, but look how much I saved!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Absofuckinglutely this^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Seconded!
"Look at this great coat I bought for £10 reduced from £20. I saved £10!"

You would have saved even more if you had just worn one of the 20 coats you already have in your wardrobe!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# £10 is really fucking good for a coat though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# So good, I am off down there now to buy them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# True, but a 4-port USB(1) hub,
6x Kodak AA/AAA Alkaline batteries,
A scientific calaculator with hexadecimal mode,
"Dragon's Lair" playable DVD (for the price of 2 goes on the arcade original),
Not bad for a quid each.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *on the next left: 100 plastic clothes pegs, and a double pack of fake Bounty kitchen roll for £1*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Clickety! Superb!
(JakeyD, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# clicked
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# two out of three's not bad
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahah
What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# IT's a scene from the new computer game
Resident Weavil :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
This made me grin:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# now we know ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# raising national insurance?! its enough to turn your hair wh.. er, hold on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# heheheh
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Ahahah, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# *Instantly votes for whatever he is/might be running for in future*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# skunk and badger syndrome
no known cure
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# negative
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha! That's superb! Oompa Loompa brows!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# National Insurance?
Meh, I'll take my chances...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
#


Click for animation (456 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# oddly hypnotic
...feeling sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Fantastic
I can't wait until e-hair is available.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# You could have some amazing pubic effects!
puts a whole new spin on "flashing" :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Imagine the fun you could have
with an epileptic girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
Oh dear lord, that was wrong of me to laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yays
That would go fantastically with my mow:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaha...*click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Black goes white white goes black.Black goes white white goes black.
Black goes white white goes black.Black goes white white goes black.

Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# lovely jubbly :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahah - brilliantly done!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
#
www.chancellorsthatlooklikehitler.com !
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Moonpig, you're a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Ha!
But now I can't get the bloody Moonpig jingle out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# haha
nor me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# 30? Surely you mean Great Grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# that is
bucking williant!

hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Ace!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahah, oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# blimey, I used to walk down that street every week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# You might have jostled Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Do you hop now?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Oooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hello b3ta, I've started a new comic
Have its first episode.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Cheer up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Barry Sparrow is mildly content
and would get troubled if his mood got any more ecstatic.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I was expecting the packet to be some kind of hallucinatory drug.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# He also looks like he's had a prolapse on the bog!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# that's possibly me not being that great at drawing impassive :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Behave, its quite well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ooh fank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# It reminds me of the horse guy from ren and stimpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# horse guy?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
#
No, sir. I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Just me then? That's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I'm with ya, Mu.
...
...
...
...

Should I bum you now, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Back off gaymo. Not until you buy me dinner first.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I can see the similarities :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# "Oop, there it goes"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# "a few mottled browns".....in his toilet
He needs to pay a "house cleaner"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# the mottled browns is his poo innit
well atleast that's what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# pump for the needy
como estas? please be being amused!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# X OF REDNESS?
EDIT: Oh no, never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# bah... thought no one spotted it
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I'm sitting here pressing F5 every 3 seconds
I see everything
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Honestly, it's not mine!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# One recepit for Swedish made Penis Pump.
One book "My Swedish made Penis Pump and Me by Cenaris"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm telling you, that's not my bag baby,
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# That's incredibly woo :D
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Cock on a cock!
Like a big link of knob suasages,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# HahA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# or somethin'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# These new cycling helmets make you look a right nob end...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Biddybiddybiddy
That's right Buck.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# how did they ever get away with that?
Surely somebody at a production meeting noticed it on the concept art.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# it just looks like the hairstyle that every 5-year-old boy had at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Bidibidibidibidibidibidibidi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# biddybiddybiddy
couldn't help but think of him when I saw this
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh Daaaaaaarling!
(JakeyD, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Dahlin, I love ya but give me Pahhrk Avenu-u-uue
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
Elvis \o/
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
Lady Gaga?
(UTB, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# /....___..L...O.....__\...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I likes this
(Plus I wanted to try out my stink lines)
 
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Smells Like Teen Spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# looks like maths
{k}
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# MATHS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hah--a baby's formula
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# (Happy Candle Day Boris!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# ta!
'twas also the day of my 5000th post. 5000 posts in 4 years. probably 4000 of them in the last month, judging by the stats board... :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Go on - be a tiger
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# over-priced Kool-Aid
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)
#
kool-aid
cordial with a pinch of salt
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Very topical, seeing as they have now dropped this campaign!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# prob'ly bindun a gazillion times but--fttt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Picasso's making eyes at me
(brandpuppy Agadoodoodoopushpineappleshakethetree, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# This should be an image challenge
Proposes to B3ta.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Do you B3ta take cenaris as your loving wife
to have and to hold ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# On not it shouldn't
As fluffy as the image is it's too repititious for a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# "... it's too repititious... " Since when has that ever stopped it becoming a compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# why not
magenta cocks--nothing repetitive about that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# At this point I'd just like to say
"REPETITIVE".

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Tell it to the Riverghost
not my spelling
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# One hour's sleep is not helping my already addled noggin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# HAH!
But doesn't his nose belong behind his left ear or something?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# He could walk down your street
and girls could not resist his stare
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Peter Reid!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# 'noon!

 
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Oh dear god.
Fetch the spanging irons
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# artlols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
I had a random email from one of my family yesterday with one of your animations in it.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# !
they don't work for a polish temping agency do they?
they asked to use the squirrel massage the other day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# It was the squirrel massage
it was in a montage entitled - "I know about your day". None of my family work for polish temping agencies though.

(Is that where Mr Sheen works?)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# not since the the HSE banned the flying of commerial aircraft indoors
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# squirrel massage?
Which one was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# It's a little cartoony guy swinging his nob in circles
God knows why HT chose that title
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Now that...
...is ace. *clicks*


Can I still use "ace" in 2009? Or does it make me sound like a twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Ahh... Hmmm
Soo relaxed now
/clicked
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I hate that
when you go to the health spa for a massage and you end up getting it up the wrong'un against your will.
happens every time!

perhaps I should change spas.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Wouldn't that be illegal?
Having an agency for people of a specific nation? I'm sure there's something about racial discrimination.
Unless it involves white, English, middleclass, employed, straight males. IT's then appropriate to condem then with anything.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# HEIL DAILY MAIL
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# They don't pretend to be HT in West London pubs do they?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# the right hand side of the road is over-rated anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *finally gets it*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I don't get it :(
Also, threadjerk -- what's up with my profile and with search? I don't mean b3tards going down, I know about that, but my profile claims I've only made 213 posts, and search is finding virtually nothing, which seems to suggest that the B3ta database is hosed. Was that actually stored on the b3tards space, too? Search was robtoo's thing, right?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hmmm, my profile doesn't exist right now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Yeah, getting database too busy errors too :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# phew, I'm back
I thought I'd had a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
#
I thought wish I'd had a stroke

(why doesn't strike work?)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
#
strike
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
#
MU IS A LITTLE GIRL AND HE HAS PRETTY BUNCHES IN HIS HAIR AND KISSED A BOY ONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I like the bunches in my hair :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hehe secret message club.
OMG SUPRA SECERTET CLUBS FOR SUNRPER SECNTRET MESNNSAGED!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# :(
How'd you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# <s>put your text here</s>
MIGHTY ARE THE POWERS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I wish we could still reverse our posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# i never learned the codes to do that
before they were banned :( damn cr3 and his forum-protecting killjoyism.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# never mind - noughts and crosses? needs <pre> tag
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# 
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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# 
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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# This is a stalemate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
≡☼≡

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Start again!
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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Well if you're going to be like that I'm going to take my ball and go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# haha
sorry - had to go to a meeting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
#
God damn, I never knew it was possible to forget how to play this. I spent probably half my French lessons at school playing noughts and crosses and now I feel stupid.




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(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# bollocks
cunt

i'm rubbish at this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hehe
I have a meeting now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I've got things to read through and correct
*heavy breath*

Back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I WIN

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(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hurrah!
charmap.exe is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# pah
i did it the hard way, i copied and pasted all the characters i needed
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# bloody...screen wipes
never...work...hrrrngggh



oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# haha
zalgo text is one of the tiredest memes on the internet but i love it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# more than welcome
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
#
Profile for boris the spider:
* a member for 4 years, 0 months and 0 days
* it's my b3ta birthday! It\'s my b3ta birthday!
* has posted 4999 messages on the main board
* has posted 0 messages on the talk board
* has posted 3 messages on the links board
* has posted 6 stories and 10 replies on question of the week
* They liked 676 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 19 qotw answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# HA!
he just wanted to show it was his b3taday without having bought an icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I have an icon
I just don't use it much.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yay for Mr Spider!

I didn't know you had an icon I was going to purchase you one for Christmas (trufax)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# what, seriously?
i'm very touched. (truly honestly, thank you for the thought). but yeah, i got it a little while back but since it's relatively recently i've only got the same range as loads of others and i've not bothered using one.

also i get to have a warm feeling when people accuse me of not having an icon. "hah!" i think to myself. "if only they knew!"

i should probably get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yes, seriously :)
seriously :)You're the only one of my fwiends without one and you looked lonely on my profile thingy :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I've not even looked at the friends thing for ages
I suspect that means you're not on my list. I shall make amends at some point...

But thank you for the thought :) When the next donation window opens up I imagine there'll be a rush to the new icons, and that's when I'll start using the ghost and annoying zeltergiset by renaming myself zeltergeist.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# He he he
I wanted a bunny but didn't understand the arcane "only a few icons available at any one time" rules when I donated. But I do like my bee :)

I suspect I might be listed as a fan on your profile (at least I think that's how it works).

We could have an "annoy zelter" day by all choosing the ghost and renaming ourselves :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# This is not a bad idea
though I prefer the idea of drive-by irritations. That way he'll never know when someone is about to rename themselves and use the ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Good luck, pal.
(zeltergeist, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)
# pah
i'll go for zeitergiset then
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# So this is my 5000th post?
No nekkidness, alas.

I knew it was getting close but it became impossible to check... Still, always nice to have 5000 posts on a b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# OH FUCK HAPPY 5000!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Thank you!
I like to feel I've made the world a happier place by not getting naked.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It'll turn out to be his actual birthday next
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Close
I just got a job offer from Oslo.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
it's cold there and the beer is expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Exceedingly expensive
I may have to start brewing moonshine in my bathtub
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# forget Norway
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# but... but... i'm going to be living there for a few years :(
i'll not have a good life if i keep forgetting where i live
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I just refreshed and got a white screen with the message "Error, database too busy."
I panicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday. Apparently.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# On fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Who set fire to Sundrop?
Poor Sundrop :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# THIS WAS ALL A RUSE TO GET US TO LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE LEFT ON MY PROFILE
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Christmas is ruined :'c
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Then my work here is done
Though I still don't understand the picture
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# A PROFILE FULL OF REDEXES
It would have worked so well too if wasn't for those damn meddling MySQL errors and b3tards going down!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# YourSQL is fucked. I always keep a SpareSQL in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Is that a query language in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Did you just call me gay?
I'm SO putting you on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I don't have to *call* you gay, girlfriend
Those *shoes* call you gay!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# OH YOU BASTARD.
*runs away sobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# awww
if you come back i'll buy you a frilly handkerchief to dry your eyes and clean off the smudged mascara
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# You're not gay? Then who was it I buttfucked last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# MrPineapple. Same as every week, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# thats actually pretty cool, having both lights on the one side
Dont think it could ever be made reality though - road laws and such.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# doh!
i didn't get that at all and now i feel very stupid.

i like that!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ^this
But I didn't say anything, I waited to see if anyone else inadvertently let slip what it was :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Oh!
It's such an ugly car in the first place, I didn't notice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# How much?
I would like a test drive. Drive it at night and fool people into thinking I drive a cool motrocycle.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Why did Jesus come to Britain?


"To change da foootuuure"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha


He cannot self-crucify... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# He'll be back

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ha ha This is good
the the archaeological pedant in me *twitched* at the Iron Age costume... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# has anyone else wondered if these killers were in fact Terminators?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/8401719.stm

"I need your boots and your mobile phone"
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Terminators are fking awesome!
Although I always wondered why they didnt go back to a time when the tech to stop them didnt exist. Go back to Victorian times and bump off the great great great great granddads.

"I say old bean, I require your top hat, dapper brogues and penny farthing"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# No, but what I did wonder
If they can't kill themselves, and go back in time on a mission that will effectively also mean they won't exist in the future, would they have been able to complete this mission in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Oh, okay than

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# in this case, the opposite is the reverse, and vice-versa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I know, its a basic paradox
Anyone whos watched back to the future should know its impossible. Also, if the mission ever succeeded, then the future they've come from would ALWAYS reflect that, so if connor is alive in the future then it means that no matter how hard they try, they will ALWAYS fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I like that you know more about fictional time travel than the fictional characters who fictionally travel through time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# HAXXORZ
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# In a universe that abides Einstein's laws,
if a time machine should be invented, you can never go back further in time than the point where is was first operational
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ah, that's all well and good, but Einstein was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# So here it is
Merry Christmas!

Everybody's having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Did you get your bunny back yet?
I'm seriously considering an anonomous strike to reclaim him for you, any other result is simply too unfair to be allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha!
I need your robe, your sandals and your jerkin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I haz snorkul
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# FORG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ace
and jolly good reflectioning
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Reflections & everything!
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Lovely :)
Have a pea..

(byebye, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# true story

hello b3ta, have a christmas card from me to you
print, stick up, lol
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I hate it when religion encroaches on reality
where can I subscribe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Merry Christmas Toastie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# poor meester frosty :-(
I like that font
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
#
www.dafont.com/trashed.font
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# eine danke
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Merry Everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# love it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Ace!
Happy Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# yeah fuck christmas.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# minge pies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Raindeercunt
...
I've not mastered this yet
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Christmas undercrackers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# something fishy about that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Merry Getfatteranddeeperintodebtmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Christmas yay!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# What a strange way to hold a spear!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# He's been impaled
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# through the buttocks, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# He melted for our sins..
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# No doubt bindun but more fun than doing work
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Kilmarnock
Very good, as I am a Kilmarnock man and because they are shutting the plant. He is.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Is it moving to India?
Like Newkie Brown moving to Slough.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# we've already got
a) Horlicks factory
b) Dulux factory
c) Mars factory
d) waste incinerator x2
e) many, many curry houses, some of which make actual food

we don't want another factory - the air already smells like burnt curry covered in chocolate paint
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Sorry
Were you talking about India or Slough?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Slough
India has less of a chip on its shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# but more chips.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ha ha :D
What a wonderful description.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# It reads like an extremely bizarre Twelve Days of Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# The Twelve Days of Sloughmas
right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# My true love said to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WANNA GO TO LAKESIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Fuck me who'd have thought I was making a political point too
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
that's quite a purple tip he has
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Crucifixion? Oh botheration!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# He'd breeze a crucifixion, with nary a hair out of place..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I say, would you mind rubbing...
...some Nivea into my tootsies, they're getting a tad pink up here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)

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