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[challenge entry] 'Ting!'
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Pfft!
Also, RACIST!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Fully operational and highly delicious..
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
I just heard a funny joke Captain Howdy.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sir Terry.
Sir Terry Who?

How quickly they forget....
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# He called us friends.. *sniff*
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I'd never really listened much to Terry
but I did hear the last half hour on Friday

who was the weedy sounding bloke towards the end who was almost crying?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Terry Wogan
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# haha
but no - really, the other one.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I don't know,
I missed it all :(
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Canon Roger Royle
regular 'pause for thoughter'
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Noon Arch!
When is Chris EVans starting?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# January 11th
/and 'noon fella
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Sweet. I shall have to make sure I tune in then.
Always been a big fan of the ginger card.

Looking forward to Christmas?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# he looks like he sounds
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Smashing that sir!!
*Click*
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# However you celebrate, enjoy the season, Ninj.
A very Merry Christmas to you & yours, sir, from me & mine.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Why thank you Cap'n...
...and the very same to you and yours sir! Have a corker! :)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I wish you all a pleasant Midwinter & a fond adieu, for now.
Sincere apologies for hit & run, but Santa Claus is coming to town & I owe the guy money..

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# that's no cake
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# superb!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Ion Cannon Christmas Pud!
Yay!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)
# i recognise that iron cannon..
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Have an, um, pea.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] FIrst ever piccie post,


please be kind, and enjoy a tasty kebadger
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I declare this to be a breach of The Protection of Badgers Act 1992
Still looks tasty though.

EDIT: I don't think I've ever been to a kebab shop where the spit has been that clean.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# It does look quite startled
Maybe it's just been deep-cleaned, and then had a badger whacked on top of it. That would startle anyone.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Abrakebadgera?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# NOM
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Yay!
nice touch on the speakerboxes
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# This is wonderful!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# this is lovely
but I ordered chicken
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# very woo
: D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I like this idea.
A pitta full of tuberculosis makes a nice change from a pitta full of salmonella.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Poor Bill :(
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# yay!
hairy kebabs!

also happy spit is happy!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# These are both great.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Be careful
Watch out for the badger penis bone, you dont want to choke on that
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
#
surely you mean that i don't want to choke on it... again?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
#

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Doh!
Oh dear.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ha!
I like that.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# The liiiiiiiifts are aliiiive....

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
#
ping, the floor, the basement floor,
ping, the first floor just abooove,
ping, the second floor, where i live,
ping, the next floor above that
ping, the third floor where that chav lives,
ping, the fourth floor smells of piss

etc etc
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# The liiiiiiiifts are aliiiiive
to the sound of muuuuuusaaak
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# yes

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ning Fella
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Hey Freebs
how are you today?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# haha..........beats speedcore:D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# That's a very white floor of the lift
how come it's not been stained yellow with piss?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# arf
Julie Andrews - Phwoarr.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I needed to do this
I googled for the news of Britneys death and found a VERY hot picture, after thinking to myself "fuck me she is hawt" I felt a little guilty, so to I have shopped the picture so I never think about having a wank again after looking at that pic
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# britneys death?
and wouldn't unless i had a paper bag handy....or an axe

EDIT: oh britney murphy is dead
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Yes Britney Murphy is very much dead
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# 12 months is "very much dead".
Britney is still fresh.
So fresh.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# so pliable
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Brittany
no?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# You appear to find it difficult to read something and then replicate it using a keyboard.
Why?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Firefighters tried to save her?
They should have called an ambulance instead. Silly Americans.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Oh now you've gone and broken my eyes.
Thanks a lot. Just 'cos you felt guilty doesn't mean I should suffer.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# if you scroll the page down until you don't see the head you can stil enjoy it
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# good job microwave
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# you failed!
the body's still HOT !.....needs a bit more anti-fwapshop :)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# if you can still fwap while looking at that face
no amount of photoshop will stop you
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# there, unwankable
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# point proven
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
#
un MOAR
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Christmas strike at BA stopping your travel plans?


Then worry no more!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Thanks :)
My5 year old daughter spent the whole morning telling me tortoises can't fly so I though I'd prove her wrong, after about 90 minutes of work I showed her and she just said "huh"
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# There's gratitude for you.
I'm not very good at animations, this one took me about an hour.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I think it would take me a lot longer to do that
nicely done!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Let's see...you posted at 12:35...
means you started about 11:35...which means that at 2:01 I'd STILL be struggling to make it that good...
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I do that anyway
snarf
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeee :D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
and a driver reporting a "slow-moving tortoise" on a motorway hard shoulder, which proved to be a deflated football.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
Yours has far superior hummus :)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Wha-heeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# FUCKYEA!

*cleeeck*
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# You popped my FUCKYEA cherry!
I need a wipe
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Whooosh!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# look at that baby GO !!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# "But that's what the guide said....... and stop calling me Shirley!"
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Tusk, tusk
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *face-palms*, *head-desks* and *spangs with XL frying pan*
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^This
In absolute spangloads.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# that pun nelly killed me

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I'd chastise you for the pun but that would be hypocrisy in action
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# that was rather trunkated.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
excellent :D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# nice drawings but
they look like they're fucked up on E
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Keo wouldn't know what that meant and Moo would probably look disapprovingly. Keo doesn't need drugs to be off his head crazy though, he's like a 5 year old on a caffeine drip ;)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Moo looks like
he is an E!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Moo is a girl, she'll let you off this time though ;p
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I'm glad about that
I was worried that I fancied a cartoon boy cow (or bull, if you will)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Well, she is made of leather. Kinky
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Needs mour ning.
Ning.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ning
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I love these two btw :)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# an elephant named Phil escaped from West Midlands Safari Park...
...and managed to get all the way back to Africa.

On his second day of wandering round the plains he encountered the fabled Elephant Grave Yard.

An old and decrepit elephant was already there so Phil approached him. The old elephant said "Have you come here to die?"

and Phil replied, "No, I came here yesterdie".
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *facepalm* Fantastic!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# it's the only sensible reaction
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'm a fan of the terrible pun. It's a weakness
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fuck.

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I declare this excruciatingly painful pun day.
Pfffft.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Everyday
is painful pun day on b3ta.com.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Tis true ;)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# painful puns? That's intereSTING

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# you're too smart
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# No need to be a grOUCH about it.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# You've throbbed me of my dignity

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That' scold that is.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
elephant's with regional British accent jokes are always win!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Well that one was certainly done by the Goons so it's at least fifty years old.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I fucking hope so
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Have you no shame?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hey CM
How was the island adventure?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hey, Tribs.
It was islandy. Exciting journey back, what with thunder, lightening, high winds, snow, sleet, and hail.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Sounds like fun. And sounds like Skye
All four seasons in as many hours.

In other news : b3ta.com's gentrified animals responsible for the return of the monocle.
www.express.co.uk/ourcomments/view/147311/Monocles-are-back-in-fashion-gentlemen
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# With the added worry of "will the ferry be cancelled?"
The lightening was great though.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I managed to fly
after the heavy fog and before the heavy snow, both of which disrupted flights last week.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Holy crap, you can fly?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Why yes, yes I can
A combination of strict mental disciplines, occult rituals, a magic potion made from the body fat cut from an unbaptised boy child, and an aeroplane.

Incidentally, the magic potion has to be under 100ml and in a clear plastic bag or they won't let you fly with it.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# "and an aeroplane?"
Boo.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I use it to carry my luggage
I may be awesome but I'm also a bit lazy.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Nope, not a single bit
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] go on ...ave it
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
Nice tag, though.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Mmmmm, prosciutto.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# OH SWEET JESUS!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yum, feat!
Very nicely done!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# very nicely done
:)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# stop it
thats just wrong *bokes*

woo to the potatoshop work
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# nice!
not a fail but I wondered if he is related

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# lovley bit of penis
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# top shock! :)

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Mmm meaty

Ugh! but well done though
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# had to be done. Cheers benkai.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# POW! Right in the kisser
EDIT: *scrolls down*. A new thread, really?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# RULES DON'T APPLY NO MORE!
HAS RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?

audiko.net/ringtone/Family+Guy+...+pow+right+in+the+kisser/Family+Guy+...+pow+right+in+the+kisser?ring=4007057


edit? re your sig - "I'm gonna stick my gay-stick in you?" - is that the kind of thing you mean?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# FUCK YOU I WON'T BUY PRODUCT "A"
I'LL BUY PRODUCT "B"
LIKE YOU TOLD ME

This message was sponsored by Sony Music Inc.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# yes - a new thread. And your point is caller?
fuck one - one won't do what one tells one
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Birmingham
that real life fat cunt from Birmingham was on the telly last night in Britain's Fattest Man, which I quite enjoyed. ITV-lols
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Leona Lewis?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# LEAVE LEONA LEWIS ALONE
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# LVEAE LONEA LIWES ALNOE
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# LONER LOVES LEAVES ON THE LINE
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# LEONA LICKS LEMONS OFF LINDSAY LOHAN
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I WISH TO SEE THIS VIDEO.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I'm afraid I've worn it out...
and the video

/end obvious punchline
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :)

cfb


'Ning all
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Zig & Zag! Yessssssss!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# another Simon Cowell act!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha zig and zag, zig used to co host a metal show here in the mid 90's, legend.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# That Berlusconi attack was a faaaaake!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# now thats what i call a conspiracy nut
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# take the blinkers off, LOOK at the evidence and do some serious research
ewe sad brainwshed creature ...9/11 was an inside job, Blair and Bush ARE War criminals and Berlusconi is a crooked lying sleazeball.. .The videos of this incident do show all is not as it appears.. msm news channels showed only edited versions...when watched in full and in slow motion the replays show there is definitely something very suspicious happening...Gut instinct and just knowing when being lied to is alive and well ..thank god for the internet
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# i actually do belive 9/11 was an inside job, but this whole berlusconi things seems genuine to me, and if it was staged its hardly as important as 9/11
thats why i said "now thats what i call..."
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I was going to post more of the insane person
but it's all gone :(

There may or may not be arguments about 9/11 and so forth... but I find it hard to believe that Berlusconi would stage an assault to make himself look better. The anti-Berlusconi people I know are more likely to buy models of the cathedral themselves and watch the video repeatedly. They'll feel happier each time.

Also, the crazy person I quoted is entertainingly crazy.

THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Why Eurostar is spangled.

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# If only they'd organised a bus to get them through the snowy conditions :(


Arf to yours :D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Shirley smug man would be spilling his Champers with all that bouncing around?
=D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# He would if I had the talent and effort
and had the idea in the first place :}
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Haha!
Still, nicely!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Aww thanks
My first ever sideways scrolling animation =)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Superheroes don't use conventional transport
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
but is it me or can I see just how circumcised the guy in the middle is? (having a brain fart can't remember his ruddy name)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Ah
Sturdy Girl, how I have missed her.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# meme xmas you say?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Oh wow
that's superb work!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Wow! Clickage!
I scored 500 on my first try :D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# not bad at all
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# That is the sound of incredibility

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Spoon, jar. Jar, spoon.

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# WEED DOG APPROVES
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's Colin.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# d'awwwww!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# He looks pretty happy with himself

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# And the sausages you left on the table disappear
Justlikethat!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hides
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# excuses excuses!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Mandy - it's really starch with some water


Morning the board!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Morning board member.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Haha
Clevar
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
now i feel bad having watched a thing about festive domestic abuse on the news this morning
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# What makes it festive?
should the parties involved wear party hats?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# the punching is done to the rhythm of Jingle Bells
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Where do I sign up?

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Haha!

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# This sound bizzare!
I said PS3 bitch!!! Kpow!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ooooh, nasty!
I feel slightly guilty for laughing.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] just a quick one
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 7:28, archived)
# It's not terry's..
It that fat birds!



(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 7:33, archived)
# 'Ning!
Ah yes. Married to that fat unfunny fella. And expects to die fairly soon. No surprises there then.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 7:37, archived)
# ningles wobblies
I used to fancy her a bit
and I'm not ashamed to say it
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)
# FUCK!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 8:21, archived)
# FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 8:47, archived)
# First P of the day! :D

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Morning, you bleeders.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# sexy :D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
I got one of the one's with space dust in them yesterday but haven't nyomed it yet

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Frankenfoods... Indeed!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:11, archived)
# oh dear
*spang*
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Did you mean to compo this?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Quite so.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Rusks


(Edit: They look badly painted, but they're real, live shopped rusks)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 5:38, archived)
# they look a bit like bacon fries
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 7:23, archived)
# or cadbury's flake
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 7:11, archived)
# A welcome return to an old joke!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Caterpillars go:
Drrr drrr drr drrr drrrr.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:46, archived)
# JSRF music ruled.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:52, archived)
# If it's not speedcore
I'm not fucking interested.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Post-jazz contemporary blaststepcore.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# i'm still amazed that dj hetz hudson posted last night
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:05, archived)
# no fucking wai
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# wai
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:53, archived)
# mm-hmm
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 4:15, archived)
# FUCKING 'A'
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 4:24, archived)
# terrorcore is where it's at, dawg
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:06, archived)
# TRU
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
# THEY NEVER TAUGHT ME THIS IN SCHOOL
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# science.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)
# It's their own fault for being so delicious.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I'm glad I don't eat that shit now
I just eat my own. Nyom.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:19, archived)
# <3
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Dots
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Mofaha, is this what the world looks like to you? :(
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Only because he leans far, far too close to his monitor
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I don't know :(
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:44, archived)
# hello, dots
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Report inappropriate video
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# HE IS A CAT
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# real lols®
...even though I've seen it before, it makes me giggle like a school girl
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# A chat room for cats who want to talk about their feelings.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# ...well
i know what will haunt my dreams for the next month
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# probably would
*shames*
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# I doubt she'd refuse.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 4:55, archived)
# heh
whoever retouched this missed a trick on the inner thighs

/former retoucher
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# the unshopped version looks better
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:24, archived)
# the shopped version looks like an anime.
BLEAH.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:43, archived)
# also I'd be really angry
if someone photoshopped me to look like I had bolt-on basketball tits.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# well, quite.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:01, archived)
# YIFF! MEOW. YIFF! MEOW.
YIFF! YIFF! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
 
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# These are dots.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# it hink they should attack the clouds with food colouring
this would make for good weathers.


pretty shows like this every time it rained.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:24, archived)
# doodles
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
#
kunting!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A PARTY
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# A perfect festive addition for every occasion.
ALSO
raves
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# oh and thanks to whoever wasted a tenner on http://cats4gold.com/
you are truly an hero
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# It was registered the same day you posted the image, LOL
Last update of whois database: Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:27:37 UTC AboutUs: cats4gold.com

Registration Service Provided By: nominatedsolutions
Contact: [email protected]

Domain name: cats4gold.com

Registrant Contact:
cats4gold
Marty Troyahn ()

Fax:
1 Pitt St
Sydney, NSW 2000
AU

Administrative Contact:
nominatedsolutions
Nicholas Richardson ([email protected])
+61.61409262123
Fax:
PO Box 823
Woolgoolga, 2456
AU

Technical Contact:
nominatedsolutions
Nicholas Richardson ([email protected])
+61.61409262123
Fax:
PO Box 823
Woolgoolga, 2456
AU

Status: Locked

Name Servers:
ns1.meinvhex.org
ns2.meinvhex.org

Creation date: 26 Sep 2009 04:46:08
Expiration date: 26 Sep 2010 04:46:08

root@fatboy:~#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# You are fucking kidding me
The address for this guy in Woolgoolga just floored me. For scale, Woolgoolga is a tiny town with less than 2000 population. It's in the middle of nowhere in NSW. Nobody has ever heard of it. I go there three times a year for holiday, because it's a tiny town on the coast that nobody has heard of. To see this person's address for this town just is an amazing piece of serendipity.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Have you seen what's actually on that site?
Looks somewhat familiar...
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# futher proof that KNEE BUNTING stunts podiatric development
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I've been looking for a way to make my knees more festive
I believe bunting is the way forward.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I can model this for you if you want
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)
# do it
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Cool
I just need some string and some bunting
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# you have a stapler?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Too weak.
Try wood screws.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Knee bunting
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Hella to the yes, Connor.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Hello to the yes, Ttssattsr
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Bro to the bro no, Gronkpan.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Keep your eyes on the face . . .
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Hypnotic.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Timing is of the essence . . .
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# bindun?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# That sure has BEE-ndone. BEE-ndone.
BEE.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it has . . . I believe it was Bing Cosbee . . .
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Shit!
I must have missed it.

Sorry about that.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Of course I'm talking through my hat . . .
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Sublime
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I think that I am seaming limes . . .
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I hsvrnt dlrpt for over 48 hours i think it is time
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I've been staring at that for a full minute and I can't see any face
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# It's like a psychosomatic suggestion . . . if you think that there might be a face there . . .then . . . there just might . . .
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I honestly gazed at this and expected something juvenile like her breasts to pulsate
instead you fuck with my mind

I must sleep
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Rest well . . .
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Wheeee!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# You give her all the smooth moves !
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Partial covering of the eyes is a pain in the ass to do correctly.
Didn't bother trying to be fancy there.
Good enough for a toss off... so to speak.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# You've got it . . . it's the thought that does the . . . trick !
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# so is that a no or a maybe? I can't tell
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# The butt speed says impatience.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# her eyebrows look like dancing caterpillars
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# haha
beasties!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Don't blink . . .you might see something . . .
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# What a pisstrumpet!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# You can say that again !
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Is it just me or is there something really annoying about his mouth?
Like it doesn't match the rest of his face.
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Both him and Rage Against the Machine need to be terminated. To death.
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I like Bulls on Parade.
And it was sampled for Smack my Bitch up, which makes it plusgood.
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Sony should organise a fight to the death between them
Publicised by Sony and shown only on Sony televisions, with the loser's inheritance going to Sony. Then everyone left alive has to give Sony a fiver to leave the Sony stadium. Sony.
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# $ony
You see what I've done there?
Β£ony
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# €ony
Β₯ony
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# that would have worked better if the y was replaced with the Yen symbol
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
#
$Β€₦Β₯
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I DO NOT FEEL JOY
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# yeah well i did choose walkman over ipod and playstation over xbox
 
I AM SONY'S TIGHT LITTLE BITCH
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# You remember that time when Sony didn't do that thing that they do now?
I don't like them for doing that.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# ^this
They make nice things and they've no need to be be whores. It spoils it.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# It's not intentional
but I don't think I have any sony products in my house. I used to have some headphones but they broke.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Also I like the way Yamaha have specialised by being really good at making pianos and motorbikes and sewing machines
but not much else
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# They should make
A JetSki with a built-in piano and knitting machine
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I like Wake Up because it was at the end of the Matrix.
But that is all.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# It isn't just you
It's his mouth and what comes out of it
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# i think it matches the rest of his face perfectly
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# An improvement
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hahha
he says he's straight but doesn't fancy Cheryl Cole ....
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# he's a feeder
he likes them fat
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# haha
Michelle McManus meet Joe
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# slight mod
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# who the fuck is he?
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# He won a singing competition.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# i won the local karaoke once.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# This young man has that pleasure still to come.
He'll be lip-synching extensively in the weeks ahead.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I won a bottle of Badgers beer today
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:38, archived)
# FUCKING WIN
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# does that say "X FACTOR WANKER" in the poster in the background?
he looks like a tosser
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)

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