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# How do you make a 3D pic :D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# push it down a steep hill!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# get a picture of an axe
and split the colours out a bit so it makes no sence without those silly glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I made a 3D picture once
using a manual camera that could do double exposure and some sweet wrappers. It worked surprisingly well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Them wrappers was sweeet
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:41, archived)
# They were pretty sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)
# coooooooooooooool
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# I'd vote!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# well, it IS moreish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# What has that great ancient North African civilisation to do with this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Libya?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Are you asking?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# they were all massive crackheads
how do you think they died out?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# They got too massive?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# yes, that was it
they got too massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Aids?
*boards express service to Hull*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# they were too massive for AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Mauritania is still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# for now...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# and Morocco.
Moor-occo.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# they like the weed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I'll bet.
Have you ever done a hookah?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# no, i don't pay for sex
fuck! tom savini was just on extreme makeover!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# silly Smash Monkey,
hookah is not sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)
# ooooh, you mean the smoking kind?
no, not tried one of those. used to have a decent little bong, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Egyptian apple tobacco FTW.
It's the only civilised way to smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:39, archived)
# i've tried cherry tobacco
that wasn't bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Like this 1 :D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# jings!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# ^ lilly allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
FRESH!
(Londingham ., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# i like his bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Everybody loves a nice, refreshing bit of Bel-Air.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# so this finally reached bandwagon status
WOO to this one!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Wet Side !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# *flips mattress*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# *resumes*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# best yet

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Cousin Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Smells like.. Victory
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# come on your own spurs, dirty fecker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Tricky practice - they face in opposite directions.
I'd imagine it's amusing to watch it attempted, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# i'd certainly laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I'll bring a flask & a blanket. We can make a day of it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# fuck the flask
i've got a bottle of vodka here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Smooth-talking always wins the day.
I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# *prepares rohypnol-laced vodka*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Hmmm.
needs less Spurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Would a hint of Arsenal sway the jury?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# No.
A hefty dose of West Bromwich Albion might, but that's probably irrelevant in this particular case.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Throstle, eh?
Good luck on Saturday..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Ta.
I think we'll need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# there's a pub near me called the throstle's nest
it's rougher than a sandpaper tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Thank fuck there's at least one experienced expert here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
#
don't swear

*spits*
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Don't squat with your spurs on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Sage advice, wise one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# There's nothing worse than a sports fan.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# It's ok - he's dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# YID ARMY! YID ARMY!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Wet Paint
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Did that elephant shit a bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# I believe it did
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# I've never shit a bird.
I'm not an elephant, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I shit a poo once.
I was terribly traumatised.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# I saw a Japanese woman being sick on another Japanese woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# With times and blood types?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I wish. Unfortunately there's no website which caters for my specific disgusting fantasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# No?
www.dailymail.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# It was just hiding . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# why is that elephant shitting egrets?
and there's yet another question i thought i'd never have to ask...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# There's always a first time for everthing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# egrets... I've shat a few...
but then again... too few to mention (Except for the fact that I've just mentioned them)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Well I just don't understand this
*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Hide and go peek . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# my brain: exit, stage left
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Curtain call !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Grand opening !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Scuttling poo birds boast the finest feathers..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# One for every cap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
# The alternative...
(Londingham ., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Happy Gordon is happy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:22, archived)
# poor gordon
i wonder if he knows just how clueless he is?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D
Oh Gordon, no we can't :)
Mind if I drop this here? My first (fairly) successful mash, but not worth its own thread.

CRAND AND YOU CRAND ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Dar'mur!
We got moun'ins we do!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Mind if I post a snarn in retaliation?
I just brewed up this cockweasle-esque jobby:


SNARN AND THE WORLD SNARNS WITH YOU
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha not at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Woohoo!


I had more but b3tards swallowed them and they're on a hard drive about 800 miles away. Or more. I don't know how many miles! Fuck's sake stop bugging me. GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE. LA LA LA LA I'M NOT HEARING YOU LA LA LA.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)
# How many Miles must a man walk down?
walk gun
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# God almighty this David Cameron garbage is tedious now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# True.
Stand for election, then. We'd all vote for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Vote: STststtsstyyt
Free candles for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# what are your policies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# You just got told 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# free candles?
that's it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# No, Fork Handles.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I'm against soggy rice, and I'm for McVities Cheese Savouries.
I will RAISE taxes, to pay for your free candles. You get candles because I'm getting rid of electricity because I got shocked once. Instead of electricity, you can play with rocks. Vote me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# You are the Lib-Dem policy man
AICMFP
(Londingham ., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# The rocks are free.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# i don't care about the taxes
i don't pay them, but i do feel i must make a stand for electricity. without it, we would have no telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Also telly is banned because ITV ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# you'll not be getting MY vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# No electricity = no Royal Trux.
Please refer this point to your policy unit and report back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Do you have last.fm, Sea Tramp?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# More of a Spotify man meself.
(ie, no, no last.fm here)

But I can't see any harm in you posting a prescription/playlist here on the board. A bit of screen space won't hurt anyone, and maybe a bit of education will occur.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Once I've had a couple of listens to RT I'll attempt to sort you out with some music.
But for now I'm enjoying Robert Rutman's Steel Cello Ensemble. Mmmm droney.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# You like drones?
Spacemen 3.

(Trust me on that one)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Spacemen 3 I've never really got into. I tried Spiritualised too and fared marginally better.
I've been overplaying Svarte Greiner - Kappe the last couple of days. If you're into spooky ambience, then try it out. Although I do recommend listening to it in a decent quality. A 128/192 stream wont do it justice to my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I really hope I remember those tips,
but I've read 'em several times now - bloody Scandinavians - and keep forgetting them. Perhaps I'm some kind of idiot.

*EDIT* Oh, yeah. I am some kind of idiot.You only made one recommendation. And as I type this correction, I've already re-forgotten it. It ain't the snappiest name.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# I don't see the difference.
What have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha nice idea
probably wanna change the logo though?

My last word on the subject...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Haha
reminds me of one from the archives...

Great minds and all that
(Londingham ., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well as you'll be busy shouting about flickr or something

bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
# something something done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Meanwhile....
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Truncated
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# It's art
If you ever go to Burghley (http://www.burghley.co.uk/ ), there's a 'statue garden', popular with families and children. Actually it's pretty good. Anyway, this statue should be damned popular with B3ta readers. Afraid I forgot what it's supposed to be.


Click for bigger (62 kb)
(anonybloke, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# *squints*
It's a cock, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
#
That's what they all say ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I thought you couldn't post until the following tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:18, archived)
# that may be wishful thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
# So I can start tweflty accounts on tuesday
and not have to wait a week? I'm, well, I'm outraged. The faqs are faqqing broke!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)
# i don't really know
things seem to be going a bit tits up lately.
also, i see your fried egg sammich and raise you scrambled egg on toast ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Mmm, had scimbled eggs for breakfast
I think I'll raise you a sausage sammich with plum chutney
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# i'll see your sausage concoction
and raise you a steaming bowl of homemade soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)
# What kind of soup?
Does it come with doorstops of bread smothered in butter?

I'm getting a bit peckish now, balls to slimfast
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# buttery doorsteps are always an option
it's this weeks' special, made with pork, lentils, shallots, carrots, savoy cabbage and chicken stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I am afraid that due to the fact I'm bone idle
I just boiled up some super noodles. Spicy curry flavour :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# super noodles are ok occasionally
but i love cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# fucking flickr.com you cunting bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# So we're 'readers' now?
Flatterer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# maybe he thinks we're all from Reading
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHCCCKKK
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Might as well get on the bangwagon


Can't beat a bit of Reg Prescott
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Well anyway...

Edited: although the whole point of the joke seems have been overlooked - nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Dubya?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *plays guns n' roses in brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# "What's so civil about war anyway?"
Hahahahaha oh Axl you're so deep and clever.

Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# use your illusion pt.1
if i'm not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Specifically
Civil war.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
# lost the cds years ago
i prefer sympathy for the devil anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Use Your Illusion II
nooblar
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# is it?
well, that's me told! i was more into appetite for destruction!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Agreed...
They never topped that album
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# styrofoam cups?...i don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Shakin' but not stirred here boss !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Old Skool telecoms ftw!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# He he
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# These damn stars get all the fine women...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Clooney is having a mare in that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# She has beautiful hair!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# it's her mane attraction
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)
# She always nags him about the time he won her in the third race at Belmont . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)
# *RAGE!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Puddles
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)
# it really annoyed her because she lost by a nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# sniff
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)
# HORSE-HEADED WOMEN
HORSE-HEADED WOMEN

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# FUUUUUCK
this nearly made me jump out of my skin. I wasn't expecting to see it.
And it's real good. And horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Awww
but with a bum like that how can you call it horrible!?

Alas, I can't take much credit if it came out well. I just got lucky with the source images, the horse hair and her hair went together without much effort.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Bye Cadbury!
(thesparrowman men with ven, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I would rather vote for bowie
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Can we have one with Mark Thomas and Mark Steel?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# excellent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Heh.
Unexpected Bowielaffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Pardon!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# AND HE WILL STRIKE DOON THE SINNERS!
Yes - like you, Sir ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# O_o
Also - rduke - if you're still around - here would be a very good spot to repost.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Famously...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahhahahah
*Barry Chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# laugh properly please
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# The irony is that it's white...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaa
ha
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# yay for Brain Dead
comic genius, that film
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Haha
That's ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# i have a bream
nice...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# this
is as special as you are
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# unclear meaning of the word "special" has been noted.
*notes*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Highly amusing.
But, a curmudgeon adds, could do with more Nuremberg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Hehehe
Best image on here for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I've been away.
;O)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# excellent
: )
click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# brilliant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# ufo's
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)
# hahahah...
brilliant!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I had that same dream once
freaky
(william_shatner, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# epic b3ta post!
congrats mate
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# ahahahahaha
soopoib.
(Raol Duke, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
# This is the best thing I've seen this week with my own eyes
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Holy fuck!
The biggest laugh I've given out for yonks.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Hee!
You can't hear it on the Internet, but I'm actually genuinely going "hee hee hee" right now. :)
(Good Penny, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 8:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hah hah
A bit special.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# She rides just like a Golf


But Tiger says she sounds like a demented Hyena on Happy 5.
(grim-rita, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Ah man he deleted it :/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Oh yeah :(
Just goes to show, fluffy advice is just as effective as a dry bum-rape.

EDIT: rduke - if you're here....

This is good. Resize it and repost it, for teh win. www.b3ta.com/board/9878828
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Mebbes stick it in an existing thread for even further win and accolades.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# but will she take the red pill, or the blue pill?
either way, it's rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# whatthedeuce?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# DUX
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Yeah
but not as horrid as the yellow cardigan.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Excuse me, miss
But you appear to have a lady stuck to your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
#

I'd vote for this fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I like these
but I can't think of one.

Also...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# That's too small to see what it is, dude. It's like a square or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# You have just made me strain my eyes.
You owe me new eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I can never see these, now I know why.
www.colorstereo.com/texts_.txt/cant_see.htm
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Don't feel bad

The above pic doesn't actually contain a hidden image ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Not only that, I have a dominant eye.
o.O
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Ahahahaha
*demands finest wines*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# And we want them here, and we want them now!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Change down, man. Find your neutral space, you got a rush.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# What a piece of work.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
#
I approve this message.
(Fervid Moon, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Pft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# arf!
something about a phantom menace or something, witty text evades me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# haha
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Wait for it to load, it's a bi... Oi!


(Bloody tabloid scum. Please DO help yourself.)

More here for fans of content theft and other 'high' standards of the press.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# This needs more replies
the link is well worth a gander people :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Caught it over on /links and signed.
Although I do like ^ that little animation right there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha!
No wonder Photoshop 7.0 is such a pain in the arse to use these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Why did no-one do this yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I keep seeing the logo for the 2012 olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# it's all part of the great conspiracy,
this guy explains...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUTXXUIA0k
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# bloody hell.
dons foil pants
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# 0_o
Crikey....that explains.....something
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Gorilla199 ftw.
Though he's got me wondering about just how he could have reached his conclusions. I mean: how could this plausibly ever come within the vicinity of making sense to anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Did you follow the link to the vid I sent you the other day?
pure hilarity :)

I'd love to get him on /links, purely as a stand-in for the Goat.
I might even make it my mission for 2010 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Yes
Sorry - I meant to reply. But, yes. And I wasted much time, slack jawed, watching it and his other stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# aha, glad I wasn't the only one drawn to his 'other stuff'
It was like watching a slow-mo car wreck video after video. I still think the 'how to recognise a freemason' one was right up there for hilarity - it was python-esque
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Yup.
Catastrophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# you and your big words
there'll be none of them in the nu wrld ordr
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# and she's wearing a mini skirt
love him
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ahahahahhaah
ahahahahaah what an utter load of bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha what a twat he is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I don't understand
what role do chemtrails play in all of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I think they turn the brain a bit 'funny'
/see Gorilla199
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I miss catnipppp :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# there's a niché profile badge opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# There you go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *stifles a giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *declines to profile*
The fun went out of catnippppp when the holocaust denial stuff started coming out.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yeah, that kinda sealed the deal for me, too :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Aye, you're both right.
Fucking shitty holocaust deniers :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:34, archived)
# should be locked in a room
with "Maus" and "If this is a man".

If they can read that is.
(prostheses, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Flying saucer landing pad pillars
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Oh my.
It worries me how often you seem to "stumble across" these loons!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Being a funny handshaking, apron-wearing, trouser leg roller-upper,
I tend to attract them.
/in fact, the vid. above was posted on /links a few days ago. I then delved back through his channel. I'd seen some of his vids. ages ago, but never realised he was quite that far 'out there'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Yeah, that's just what your kind would say ;)
How are you fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# very well thanks fella :)
hope the same can be said for your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Aye, not too shabby ta.
Going on a couple of courses this week that should hopefully result in employment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# excellent news, hope it pans out for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Borderline paranoid psychosis.
Might make a good case history for someone.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Cockenballs
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Reminds me of a jumper I received for Christmas*



*I don't wear it honest
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I can never see these things.
It's making me go all dizzy just staring at it too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Magic eyecock!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I did
but I didn't think it worth hosting and posting
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I love you
(needs more pipe and slippers)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:10, archived)

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